Miscellaneous Myths: Heracles
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- The man. The myth. The legend. The hero so ancient, he's been alleged to have gone pretty much everywhere and done pretty much everything (and everyone!) I can't possibly talk about all of his exploits in a single rationally-sized video, but here's the major highlights in the timeline of Heracles.
(Should I do separate videos on the Gigantomachy, Heracles's questionably realistic adventures in Egypt, and the whole "saving Prometheus" thing? Let me know!)
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“And do you Heracles take Husband Destroyer to be your wife”
Heracles- “ Yeah, What could go wrong”
He was probably like, "Husband destroyer? Challenge accepted!"
*Top 10 Most Epic Anime Battles*
*Gets boned to death*
Appearantly, she fell into despair when she realized what she did and killed herself. >.> Way to go, Herc.
And people still say the name "Victor Von Doom" is too on the nose.
I love that most of the tasks boil down to "Go get this thing," and when Haracles does, the response is "Aaaahh put it back put it back!!"
Given that intended outcome was "and then the thing killed Heracles", 'put it back' is appropriate response to a 'success'.
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM SO HELP
A. Cunningham
I will invoke the wrath of Hera on your soul.
@@a.cunningham4974 is... is your username a book of mormon reference??? If so, HEY BROTHER!
The best part is how these shenanigans were portrayed by the Greeks themselves--look up the "Antimenes painter"
Hercules: oh fair lady i wish to know your name and marry you
Dienara: my name is husband destroyer
Hercules: thats a metal name what could go wrong
OXOTNHK aka D3ath Patr0l
Hercules: I bet you only destroy your husband in bed ayyyyyy
(a couple of years pass)
Hercules, currently covered in hydra acid: “should have seen this coming, oh well, may as well bellyflop onto a fire.”
*clap* *clap* *clap*
"Husband Destroyer? Challenge accepted."
\m/ METAL name. Nice
*most intense metal scream*
Apparently, Super buff man gets through a surprising number of problems by just asking nicely and talking to people like an adult.
and his mortal sin is wrath... from someone with the sin of wrath, he really is a polite dude
@@arthurdias6860 . . . like for 4 minuts, and the moment it does not go his way he rampages. He shot an arrow at poor hades, it is thanks to hades, that that did not escalate and end in disaster, not Heracles . . .
It kind of makes sense though. When all logical and diplomatic possibilities of negotiation and discussion are extinguished the only pathway that is left is the path of Wrath and warfare. And Hercules is the very apotheosis of this. His wrath is his downfall only when he finds all avenues of negotiation extinguished leaving it as his only way forward as he can see. I can associate deeply with this concept. For there is nothing that can drive a logical or rational reasonable person to the depths of foaming at the mouth insane rabid rage, then dealing with someone so obstinate, arrogant and stubborn that they refused to give even an inch for the sake of negotiation of diplomacy.
@@SingingSealRiana good point, but that was incidental, wasn't?
@@arthurdias6860 Considering how many times Red basically went "He killed a guy," wrath does make sense, even if Red glossed over those parts.
My favourite part of Hercules:
When he fought the Hydra, Hera tried to get him killed by sending a Crab to distract him by pinching his feet while he fights.
He stepped on the Crab, killing it.
Hera took the Crab's body and placed it in the starts (Cancer constellation) as a memorial for its bravery facing such a mighty foe.
Superdark33 A foe the crab faced because of Hera in the first place...
Bitch
That is a fascinating story, especially since I'm a Cancer! Go crabs!
go crabo go !
Superdark33 that is the story books and parents should tell, "this constellation is cancer the crab, they say the greek goddess hera put the crab up there after getting curbstomped by hercules"
Superdark33
Holly shit that's adorable
I love how Helios gets shot at and immediately goes: "Aww, aren't you adorable?"
I also love how Artemis and Hades are totally chill with Herc coming in and going "Hey man, mind if I borrow this?"
It always made sense to me. After all, Hades is literally Heracles' uncle, and Artemis is his half-sister. Hera might be mad at her husband's bastard for existing but there's no reason Heracles' relatives also would be.
He knows all those guys, they made him swag, but the nemean lion broke them.
I can imagine Hades being shot like
"Fucking dog! Uncle Hades, I'll just shoot the mutt so he sleeps for a while!"
"Heracles stop he doesn't like arr-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"Shit. Third time that's happened"
They’re used to their little brothers borrowing stuff
To be fair, would you say no to Heracles?
The first version of the Cerberus myth I heard involved Heracles _literally_ taking it out for walkies.
oh i like that SO much better!!!
Heracles: Hey um... can i borrow your dog?
Hades: Oh yeah, he's due for his bicentennial walkies, can you handle that?
Heracles: SWEET!
I'm trying to remember how it went in the story I heard it and I think it was something like:
Heracles: Hey man can I borrow your dog?
Hades: If you can tame him, yeah.
Cerberus: >:(
Hades: Walkies!
Cerberus: :D
@@randomguy-tg7ok I think you mean
Heracles: Hey man can I borrow your dog?
Hades: If you can tame him, yeah.
Cerberus: >:( >:( >:(
Heracles: Walkies!
Cerberus: :D :D :D
Yes, you're right, I do.
@@strideryourself EPIC CORRECTION, THANK YOU. XD
Artemis and Hades let their half-brother/nephew borrow their favorite animals because he needed to get redemption and did it so willingly and nothing went wrong in the process. How wholesome.
Hades got shot
@@benquinn3817 can you kill somebody who is already death tho
@NoOneCares yeah but he lives in the underworld he is halfway there
And Persephone consoled Hades... so cute... plus "'cause Heracles was a toothy little baby and boob nommed a little to hard, and thre him away because, ow." I *DIED.*
Hades would disagree. He survived sure. But you survive stubbing your toe too. And I'm sure you'd still object to describing that as "nothing went wrong in the process"
Persephone comforting hades after he got shot with an arrow is adorable
Persephone is literally half the reason I want to be like Hades.
@@josephradley3160 what's the other half?
@@mohammedyousef4005 He has the best dog in the world.
While Heracles runs over like HEY MAN I BROUGHT THIS BACK HHAHAHAHAA, absolutely brilliant.
@@josephradley3160 makes since to me
"He was married four times, with his third wife being the one to kill him."
Never change, ancient Greece. Never change
Unfortunately, it changed, thats why ancient Greece isnt today Greece
@@JocaPlays87 well if you want greece to restart slavery then.....
@@wankawanka3053 The ritual torture was also bad... You know like the "Creten Bull" where you make a cage/horn out of bronze the shape of a bull, and the screams of the people you're torturing sound like bull moos/bugles. Other stuff sucked too about ancient Greece that luckily don't exist in modern Greece, but if someone wants Greek bi/poly love triangles with cheating, (like ancient myths,) i'm sure someone would fund that reality show.
@@viewer-of-content that was literally an execution tool, the human sacrifices were much more hands on when they happened
@@viewer-of-content pretty sure that was just used as an execution not as a religious tool
I for one like to imagine Atlas was totally sincere and would have taken back the sky after he delivered the apples, and just wanted a couple weeks off. It’s funnier that way.
Too bad Heracles had already gotten chastised for getting help.
That does actually make it funnier
Heracles probably would have died by then
From the source i read, Atlas actually was sincere and told Herc he wanted to be free but still wanted to help,and Herc complied,but still bails the guy
wait perseus turned atlas to stone but heracles was perseus's descendant, but atlas and heracles talked and atlas moved???
"The description of the gods fighting is pretty crazy too
Poseidon throws an island at a guy
Athena tears off this one guy's skin
_Dionysus smacks a dude with his ivy staff_ "
Imagine getting into war and killing someone with a stick
Oh hey you're hades
@@Shirokroete indeed i am
@@yesyouarecorrect1315 Hug persephone for me will you
@@Shirokroete sure why not
Fun fact: that stick/staff had a pine cone on the top which iirc had some magic powers that he used to smack the giants with
"Heracles, the starbucks of Greek mytholigy, wherever you go he's there." - Percy Jackson
I love that series!
HA! XD I understood that reference! I also have the entire Riordan-verse books. Only Tower of Nero is left. (grin)
Oh GODS 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Percy Jackson is the best. Plus he has an awesome sense of humor!
Rafael Sierra Fun fact I’ve read the entire Heroes of Olympus series 3 times. Damn I love that series. Leo is the best.
"He was married four times, his third wife being the one to kill him."
Oh That Ancient Greece!
how has no one replied to clarify how this works
His last marriage happened after he died and became a god on Olympus.
Yeah he married the goddes of youth in heaven.
Awesoke, Stephen
Because it was explained in the video
@@archibaldholmer9920 Hebe
Problems in Ancient Greece:
1% actual, natural problems that need to be solved
9% some god pissed off another god
90% Zeus couldn’t keep it in his pants
Nate TSO the truth hurts
I feel like not enough blame is placed on Hera for thinking that infanticide is an appropriate response to her cheating husband.
Magmafrost13 also true
Zeus can hardly be blamed for what happened. Hera's immaturity was what got multiple people murdered, a baby born prematurely, and Heracles' life being one giant shitfest.
Class A, Rank 7; TH-cam Hero: Keyboard Warrior While Hera certainly wasn’t the most mature person in this situation, I still think the blame largely falls to Zeus who, despite knowing that Hera hates it when he cheats and is wont to punish his children severely for it, he still goes around putting his dick in whatever pretty girl he feels like.
Fun fact: Heracles's mortal half didn't just cease to be or anything, the mortal half went straight down to the underworld where he meets Odysseus. From what I can remember, Heracles seemed pretty depressed, like most shades, but he was still a badass because the shades around him are mentioned as being either afraid or screaming out of fear. I think he expressed sadness and some degree of regret for the life he lived doing the labors.
Neat
Whoa!! Heracles split??
@@Shadow1Yaz Son of a god. Makes him half mortal, so his immortal half goes to Olympus
Now wait a second. if heracles' arrows went on to kill paris, how come his dead mortal half meets odysseus in hades when odysseus dies a long time after heracles.
I guess that means he was just chilling down there until odysseus died.
@@okuyasuniijimura I don't think his arrows did that, wasn't it just his bow? Also that was Philoctetes' feat, even if he was using Heracles' gear
Hades: what are you doing
Heracles: I need your dog
Hades: ....
Heracles: you mind
Hades: fine but no weapons (don’t want spot to get hurt)
Heracles: k
Someone else has heard that "Cerberus" could be translated as "spot"!
Some vase work also shows Cerberus leaning into Hades’s hand, wanting to be petted.
Yup, the guy took one of the spawn of Echidna and Typhon, named it Spot, and made it the family dog.
@@narutardkyuubi Sweet!
Emery Paine Pretty awesome power move
narutardkyuubi that’s adorable 😍
"Hera kidnaps Ilythie, goddess of childbirth"
Wich is her daughter... mother of the year :p
She did it twice- first time was with Artemis & Apollo's mother...
So she gave birth before the goddess of childbirth existed and still thinks someone can’t give birth without Ilythie ?
@@kono_dioda87 She's a goddess ^^
@Leviathan I mean if your husband constantly did the shit Zeus does so would you
@Leviathan Hera's like, one the first yanderes😂
Disney: Hera will be his mom!
Hera in mythology: I'm gonna end this whole man's career
I've always found it unfathomable how Disney could make Heracles' greatest foe basically have no role in his story.
More like imma make this man's whole career
@@kylepessell1350 yeah. Annoying Disney with no respect for source material
hera: why can't I end this man's whole career?!
That's Hercules doe *wink wink*
“Hey there beautiful, what’s your name?”
“Castrator Hubbykiller.”
“...so what’re you doing later?”
Lol he just wanted someone who could dominate him the way he dominates in all his fights, no shame
@@bobthegamingtaco6073 There is a part of the story when Heracles went to retrieved the Cereberus that he met his friends and fellow Argonauts, for example Meleager. Meleager asks Heracles to keep eye on his sister because he was worried about her. Heracles as a man with honor so after finishing all his labor, he went to see Deinara and took her as his wife instead, though Meleager warned him. This explained how Deinara and Heracles met.
@@wyvrusgriffion3948 Hercules, to Meleager: "dude, I dunno how to tell you this, but your sister is capital H Hot!"
Meleager: "what, the husband destroyer? She literally just crushed her last husband's skull between her legs!"
Hercules, with hearts for eyes: "yeah..."
“I am not gay because i like boys, i am gay because it’s really manly.” Is the strongest power move.
I need to use that
Using this
I can very clearly hear Kirishima from BNHA saying this
You don't like boys? That's pretty gay bro...
PrincesRoyalCan And fries that was a very spartan thing cus you’d fight harder to save someone you love, so love your fellow soldier.
That or Greek ass is worth killing an army over....
"Guys! Let me compare abs with this guy IN PRIVATE!!!"
I loved that
What time stamp?
@@valenciageode25 5:40
They have priorities I guess
8:03
Poor Hades, sitting there with an arrow wound. And just as Persephone starts comforting him, bandaging his injuries and telling him it'll be okay, Señor Dipshit Heracles shows up and throws his own dog at him.
Man can't catch a break
Hey, it could have been worse; I mean, what if Herc punched him hard enough to send him flying into the River Styx?
Fun fact: apparently Hades found the arrow thing hilarious, as no one for a long time wasn’t afraid of him to just do something as bold as that. So much, that even some versions of myths that include Hades specifically mentions that Hades keeps the arrow somewhere on his palace as a souvenir
Greek myth in a nutshell:
And then along came Zeus
Literally came
@@josephradley3160 i- 😀
He hurled his thunderbolt if you know what I mean 😉
@@jackrobertson6808 nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more squire.
This sub comment section is a nightmare
It's a miracle that Apollo didn't fall for him after his many suitors.
Plot twist. HE *DID* AND THATS WHY HERACLES DIES
@@luvthecronch3542 OH GOSH-
@@shroomyruki2961 HUSBAND DESTROYER WAS APOLLO IN DISGUISE?!
@@luvthecronch3542 GASP-
I mean, they did fight this one time, I'm sure Apollo a least mildly enjoyed being tackled by him.
Amazons: "Oh no, Heracles is trying to kidnap our queen!"
Hippolyta: "Honey, I think you mean HUNKules!"
most underrated comment XDDD
I can’t breathe omg
Way too underrated lmfao.
bAcK wHen tHe wORlD wAs nEw
This comment makes me want to break out in song
How to write a Greek Legend:
Step 1: Your hero(or heroine) is a demigod because Zeus knocked up some fine young thang.
Step 2: Your hero gains incredible abilities through shinanagins involving literally any god.
Step 3: Your hero has a passionate, yet tragically short love life and is now into fighting and stuff.
Step 4: More shinanagins
Step 5: Kill your hero.
The end.
Yeah, that pretty much covers it! :D
Except Perseus is an exception as he doesn’t die horribly
Step 6: After you kill your hero, repeat step 4 and the first part of step 3. (Optional)
+Katt R.
Revisions to Step 5: Make sure the hero dies a tragic, agonizingly painful death.
On step 1, let me just say that after all of the myths involving Zeus's progeny I typically divert from the cool, sage-like fearsome depiction of Zeus to a version of him that straight up would be the idol of Jiraiya from Naruto.
What I'm getting from that is that Heracles died just before the Trojan War, which, in hindsight, is really lucky for the trojan because they could have faced Achilles AND Heracles AT THE SAME TIME.
Hercules conquered and destroyed Troy already during his lifetime
Oh that would not be good-
I love the last one cause he is all like "Uncle, can I borrow Spot for a bit?" and Hades is all like, "Sure. He could use a walk, just don't hurt him and bring him home."
Hades is so chill.
"Here in the Underworld, we got a few rules that everyone follows:
1. We don't talk about Underworld.
2. We don't talk about Underworld.
3. No one leaves.
4. No perving on Persephone.
And that's pretty much it. Follow these rules and you'll be fine."
Makes you wonder why the fuck people tend to paint him as a bad guy in modern Greek-Myth inspired literature... and then you remember that, oh yeah, he's literally a god of death and the afterlife and shit. That's plenty of reasons for them to do that.
The thing is...Hades is defacto one of the least selfish gods and one of the few gods that you can actually bargain with. Yes, he rules *over* the *under*world, but that doesn't make him bad at all, since the Underworld is where all dead mortals end up going after death. Hades in modern literature is just percieved as Greek-Satan, which pisses me off to no end. #HadesIsTheNiceOne
Poor Hades,bad boy in modern day,got shot by his nephew,messed only 2 people,DISNEY YOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
It's funny because Kerberus means spot
God I love all the character dialogue.
"Tah-daAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH"
"Yo Hades, I'm done with your dog!"
It's easily one of my favorite things about this series.
My favorite part is Hades' cryface as Persephone is patching him up. "He SHOT me! Right here! ;_;"
Also "MY KINGDOM FOR A JUICEBOX!"
It's infinitely ironic that Heracles's final wife, Hebe, is actually Zeus and Hera's daughter. Plus, almost all of Hera's recognized children are associated with fire, war, and death (for obvious reasons as their mother's got a serious temper). What a family tree.
Edit: grammar
Very beautiful
So...
He married his half-sister?
@@AllonKirtchik i didn't know this was an anime
@@georgethompson913 Given that Hebe is the goddess of Youth, it's totally an anime. One of those little sister series. * Shudders violently *
Herc married the goddess of youth soooo....confirmed lolicon?
Also it's Greek mythology: incest is a given when it comes to the gods.
"Fortunately, Heracles being Heracles, this wasn't too hard. And Hippolyta takes one look at him and quite willingly drops her clothes."
When someone's fanfiction makes it into their religion's canon
I mean, that's practically the point of the Amazons in Greek myth: to be conquered by the mighty spears of male heroes. In either capacity.
Ancient Greece was like that about women.
@@daviddaugherty2816 to be fair it was hercules
He so handsome even straight guys would turn gay
@@painvillegaming4119 "be gentle Hercules"
@@augustuslunasol10thapostle r.I.p the continent
@@painvillegaming4119 lol
Wait. I just realized something. Perseus was also a son of Zeus, and if Alcmene is a descendant of Perseus; a granddaughter... ZEUS BANGED HIS OWN GREAT GRANDDAUGHTER!!!!!
Incest is Wincest, am I right?
And... this is surprising, how?
@@kamomile_tea just because it isn't surprising doesn't mean it isn't Disgusting and Creepy with a capital D and C.
@@Falxifer95 Totally man. Totally.
considering the god's track record, why are you surprised?
Song: “People are safe when near him”
*Looks at the pile of broken bodies in his wake*
Sure
that might have been overly sarcastic
To the song's credit, it's singing about Hercules, not HERAcles.
You can't be safe if you're alive
I think that's where Rick Riordan got the idea to make him a jerk.
@@cybersketcher1130 it's not far from the truth
Herakles: Hey, mind if I borrow spot for a bit?
Hades: Yeah sure, a little fresh air will be good for him.
Friendly reminder that that is Cerberus' name if you translate it.
@@maaxorus technically it means spotted
@@zionnemakoma1398 Details...
Keep in mind that he may fight back so try to wrestle him down if he’s not cooperating.
Hades : make sure he avoids squirrels
For someone whose fatal flaw is wrath, he solves a surprising percentage of his problems by just asking whoever's in charge for help/permission.
Yeah, he tried to control his wrath after said wrath was exploited to make him kill his own family. Unlike _some_ demigods. _(glares at Kratos)_
@@timothymclean
“TIMOTHYYYYYYYY!
KEEP MY NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!
AND YOUR LIFE IS SPARED!”
i wouldn’t be surprised if the dude told hercules to “go to hell” and he took it a _bit_ too literally
aetriv “go to hell and get me a b*tch”
*hades returns with Cerberus*
“aaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
@@lordfelidae4505 Guy: This may been the best trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.
@@lordfelidae4505 *THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT*
Should be a cakewalk for him anyway.... since you know his uncle is the ruler of the underworld
@@shadowking1380 Well his brother is the god of war, another brother is the god of trickery, yet another one is the god of the forge, his sister is the goddess of wisdom, his dad is the king of the gods, and his younger uncle is the god of the sea.
And those were just his relatives in the Pantheon I could still list off for days.
Because what’s manlier... THAN TWO MEN
Three men~
Four men-
5 men*
Six men.
The Pillar Men...
*plays theme song*
Can we just appreciate that Hades was the chill uncle who let his nephew borrow his dog for a while?
Poor thing was getting antsy and needed walkies.
He’s the more normal of the gods. Some are chill. He is plain and simply the nicer and reasonable one. Hell he probably has cause to feel sorry for Hercules since both have been screwed over by Zeus.
2:02 For those unaware, Hera tried to murder baby heracles with snakes, which surprisingly DIDN'T work; heracles strangled them.
Not the snakes!
Correction baby heracled strighr up snapped both of their necks easily
He strangled them and snapped their necks off. METAL
@@BoostedMonkey05
Where does the snake’s neck end and their body begin?
@@beastmaster0934 the join that allows them to move their heads.
Random details about the Cerberus bit:
First, Cerberus was actually a perfectly reasonable dog name in Ancient Greece, and was basically the equivalent of Spot, which I just find amazing.
Second, in the version I read, Heracles literally just ASKS IF HE CAN BORROW HIM which cracks me up! Entertaining either way though.
Hercules: Yo Hades! You mind if I borrow Spot for a bit?
Hades: Sure, no weapons tho. CQC only!
Hades has a dog, he must be a good god
Well, keep in mind, at the time, Heracles was mortal-ish. You don't want to piss off the guy who gets your soul when you're dead. Not sure if you know this, but Tartarus is a pretty terrible place, and the Greek gods have some VERY creative ways to punish people that end up there.
did anyone notice 2 of cerberus' heads were doing the tongue blep thing?
@@agungpriambodo1674 I remember in the latest Dresden Files book [spoiler warning] the MC gets wrapped up in a plot to steal from Hades (what could go wrong?) and just when they get into the vault and he's thinking "I hope Hades hasn't noticed us yet", he gets pulled into bullet time so Hades can have a quick word with him. Turns out Hades is pretty cool, the vault is actually just a holding cell for major relics until they're needed not a trophy room so Hades isn't going to smite anyone for robbing him, and the two bond over being the outsiders of their respective factions and how they both have a best-friend-dog.
“Her name means husband-destroyer”
Shit just went from 0 to 100 real quick.
Fancy seeing you here. Have any of the Labors in your collection?
Has trouble playing a lyre, kills his tutor. Teen angst, am I right?
Most of his teachers were demigods too.
Sounds like my teen sister!
Honestly I wanted to do the same thing to my orchestra teacher in fifth grade like “COME ON IM FRICKING TRYING *sniff*”
“Because nobody ever just kills anybody in these stories” … this hits so different after watching her video on Medea, where Medea’s go to solution to everything was killing lmao
well to be fair she did so pretty creatively lol
Medea's true power was her genre savvy.
" *HONEY YOU MEAN HUNKCLES* "
~unfaithful Disney adaptation
*" WOO-HOO! I LIKE TO MAKE SWEET MUSIC WITH HIS-"*
Isagail I already said that
also known as my 2nd fav movie right after tresure planet
You stole my comment before I even posted it!
Who put the "glad" in "gladiatooooor"? Not Heracles, because gladiators were Roman!
Heracles: *Boob noms a little too hard*
Hera: YEET
The Goddess of motherhood every one
Melani Potvin Same thing with Hephaestus
Oh so that's why she yeeted Hephaestus huh
“Her name means Husband-Destroyer”
Ah yes. The mighty Karen.
XD Not the Karen!
Who's Karen?
Haruka Gohdo it’s a joke. A “Karen” is the internet slang for a middle aged woman who is entitled and annoying. Like the “I want to speak to the manager” type of person. Usually they’re an anti vaxxer too.
Ajc 7575 😂
Wisteria Lycan al least they don’t have oil
Heracles really did a number on the children of Typhon and Echidna. Cerberus was the only one he met that he didn't kill.
Orthrus, The Hydra, the Nemean Lion and Ladon were all children of Echidna and Typhon and Heracles killed them all.
And now hade has more pets
Didn't Heracles help the gods fight Typhon? So.... Fate, I guess?
I can just imagine cerberus see his brother and sister and mom and dad at the gate and him try to make they have a place to stay because him a good boy and care about his mom and brother and sister
How did he kill Ladon if he didn't even go near him? Atlas got the apples for him.
@@videogollumer ye ol arrows dipped in Hydra venom. He killed Ladon. Then told Atlas he had the all clear. Did the "Hold the sky" trick. Then when Atlas got back he pulled the ol "Can you hold it while I set my cloak up as a pad" trick then legged it with the apples.
“Hey man, dilute that”
“I’ll dilute you”
🤣🤣🤣
Fun fact: Kerberos in Greek means a dark circle or spot. The god of death named his dog Spot.
Aku she mentioned this before in a different vid
AWWWWWWWWW...
lol
she mentiod it once
Aku
Awwww
who?? •_• Well.. He rarely did it
“GUYS! Let me compare abs with this guy in private”
“Sorry Hipolyta!” “It’s cool, Pretty sure I have to be alive to marry Theseus anyway.”
Personally love how Heracles is drawn as, just, Peak Himbo who manages to baffle yet endear himself to all of the gods (except Hera)
That's the Disney version in the OG he was gonna cheat on his wife
"ALLRIGHTY THEN, LETS GO FIGHT A PIG!"
"JUST KIDDING, LETS GET SMASHED WITH A MAN HORSE"
*Welcome to Greek Mythology!*
3:43
Something something something size something...
Welcome to the -internets- *Greek mythos*
Also when a king helped him with something but asked him to spend a night with one of his daughters in return... Except he snuck a new one every time Heracles was done with the previous one.
He had 30 daughters.
Ramza Beowulf
Sounds like a great deal to me
I’ve heard it described as the thirteenth Labour of Heracles. I bet there were quite a few labours after he was finished.
@@Dravoll Yeah. An italian writer described it as heracles's erotic adventure.
Not that he hadn't banged a ton of people already...
Ramza Beowulf
Actually, according to the Wikipedia article, he had *50*
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thespius
So, yeah... damn...
@@RamzaBeowulf who? Maybe I know them
Persephone nursing Hades back from the shot is so cute at 8:04. Look at his sad eyes 🥺
The man just can't catch a break
Where can I find a woman like that?
@@josephradley3160 well if it’s Greek Gods probably at a family dinner
@@cammagic8152 fair call.
@@josephradley3160 wait for your siblings first daughter to be born
My favorite detail about the 12 labors is that after slaying the Nemean Lion, Eurystheus is left so terrified of how stupidly OP Heracles is that he spends the rest of the ordeal hiding in a winejar, which is kind of understandable, Heracles gets up to some scary sh*t and comes out fine.
It's like Uthgart-Loki and Thor, except Uthgart-Loki accidentally tricked Thor into doing some terraforming.
If Heracles wasn't a benevolent (for ancient Greek standards) himbo, Eurystheus would've gotten himself killed by angering the demigod.
"everyone! heracles is totally kidnapping our queen!"
"WE INSTANTLY BELIEVE YOU!"
i died
Kratos: Try me. 😡😠😠😠😠😠
Hera finally got what she deserved in God of War and DC's New 52 Wonder Woman.
Kratos should have gouged her eyes like Poseidon.
Apollo as the new king of the Gods banished her from the Mount Olympus to the Mortal realm and turned into a mortal. Funny because Hera messed with his mother and years later Apollo did the same thing to by making her a weaker being.
“Just let us compare our abs in private”
Honestly, the most twisted thing about this story for me is the fact that Hera locked another woman in childbirth just to intact revenge upon her for something her own husband did. Girl, you know that pain. Why would you do that? Like, curse your husband to get acid on his junk or something. Problem solved!
The last time Hera tried to outright defy Zeus, he hung her from the sky and used her as target practice until she _begged_ for mercy.
I personally also imagine she screams at him a lot when he does this shit, but he basically just hears the noises the adults make in the Peanuts/Charlie Brown features.
@@balanc-joy9187 this sounds both funny and brutal-
@@maucazalv903 Yep.
Even worse she tied her daughter up to do that.
@@92JazzQueen tbf some versions put it more like Eileithyia is on her mother's side when it comes to Zeus's cheating. And so when Hera is like "I don't want you assisting X!"
She's like "sounds cool. I'll go see what the muses are up to."
"Husband Destroyer" sounds like a pornstar's name.
No Replies Here, I Wonder Why ?
Or a serial killer.
Ben Shapiro's wife.
Or a Cartoon Sniper Assassin in a popular video game.
@@Ananta9817 what?
I remember I had this small book of Greek myths as a kid and Heracles’ story always cracked me up because it kept saying king whatshisname jumped into his brass pot when Heracles brought back a scary monster
I remember that book!
Myth-O-Mania?
@@hansolo235 I don’t think so
Percy Jackson's Greek heros is the name
Was it published by Usborne? Because if it was, then I had that book, too.
8:03 Persephone taking care of Hades arrow wound is just too cute I love the way Red portrays them 🥰
8:21 "What's manlier than two men?"
Three men perhaps?
No not that that's not manlly
12 man
@Spearka No that's just gay
The entire sacred band of Thebes.
4 Chainsaws strapped to ceiling fans.
“What’s more masculine than two men together?”
*3 MEN TOGETHER*
Polyam!
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
What's more masculine than trying to get a belt from a queen that could easily kill you but get laid by her instead.
@@chloerogers8841 A *KING*
300 SPARTANS!!!
WHATS MORE MASCULINE THAN THREE MEN?! *FOUR MEN!!!!!!!*
Fun thing with the hydra-poison arrows: arrows were commonly poisoned in ancient Greece and the surrounds for hunting purposes (either using an edible poison or cutting away the afflicted area of the prey). So most arrows were assumed to be poisonous, which is why Heracles went right for that Hydra poison, why Apollo's arrows in the Iliad caused plague, and why an arrow to the ankle could have caused Achilles to die.
Heracles: the original One Punch Man.
Well...
One Wrastle Man.
...Welp, now I wanna see a retelling of the Heracles myths with Saitama as Heracles.
"Softness in his eyes, Iron in his thighs"
Now that's my kind of man lol
the og himbo
I want so badly to give this a like but it's currently at 69 likes...
"And for having the general disposition of a *chainsaw* strapped to a *ceiling fan*." Slow clap for perfection in meaning-conveying phrasing, Red.
Heracle's whole interaction with hades is hilarious
1. Trying to free the guy who tried to marry his wife... and all of hell objects so hard he gives up on it.
2. He needs to drag kerberos up to the living and hades just asks him not to use any weapons (which I choose to believe is hades saying "Just be gentle with him.")
3. Shoots hades with an arrow because murder habits die hard.
Moral of the story; never date or sleep with a greek god.
Also "...his nephew and sometimes lover...don't question it, it happens a lot in greek mythology." Hahahahaha xD
Orion_Qc Constellation And always have some sort of ID test before sleeping with "your husband", as he might actually be Zeus in disguise.
Never sleep with animals, they're normally Zeus in disguise
Not that you'd have a choice though.
Pretty sure that was basic knowledge in Ancient Greece since Zeus had to constantly change forms.
"Don't sleep with Greek gods!"
Zeus: -turns into gold or a swan or any number of things- consensual sex was never an option
"Because what's manlier than TWO MEN?!"
Three men maybe?
How about a Man inside of another Man.
or Two men inside one man.
So Manly!
RedGeoBlaze That's just sex :p.
MEN SQUARED
2-7 men. Anything above 7, and things start getting impractical, logistics-wise.
I've only recently discovered this channel; I like how the narrator explains things so fast without skipping a beat.
look, they're in college, so they have to hurry
@@agungpriambodo1674 they aren't in college.
@@nin2494 It's been a year dude, why bother?
@@fourtoon1397 because sometimes, you forget that good content isn't recent.
Yeah no kiddin she could give Rodney McKay a run for his money!
I'm convinced Disney used the Roman version of heracles so they could make the golden line.
"Honey you mean H U N K U L E S."
Actually, it's because of the Italian live-action film released back in 1958 that started American body builder, Steve Reeves, as Hercules; in which the hero is referred to by the Roman name, yet Greek is used for everything and everyone else. Like Tarzan, Hercules had a whole bunch of live-action films before Disney got their hands on him; as such, Disney can't exactly be blamed for "lying" to us on that one.
“Heracles was married four times his third wife being the one to kill him”
eXcUsE mE
Unknowingly because Hera tricked her
@@zainmudassir2964 didnt the centaur trick her??? Where was hera involved with that
He married the goddess Hebe after he became immortal.
@@isobelduncan who was also his half-sister. Blame Zeus for that
I don't know if anyone could read this but there is a part of the story when Heracles went to retrieved the Cereberus that he met his friends and fellow Argonauts, for example Meleager. Meleager asks Heracles to keep eye on his sister because he was worried about her. Heracles is the man with honor so after finishing all his labor, he went to see Deinara and took her as his wife instead though, Meleager warned him. This explained how Deinara and Heracles met.
next time i watch the disney hercules im going to wisper "hercules murders meg and their two children" to the person sitting next to me and walk out
DO IT
Now I just need to commission someone to draw that in Disney style.
sass demon66 Meg manages to be Hercules' first and third wife at the same time.
Do it!
Also Alcmene was Zeus' great-granddaughter since Perseus, her grandfather, was Zeus' son. Sooooo even if you're his descendant, Zeus won't hesitate to bone you.
phanost13 specially if you are his descendant
To be fair, with Zeus, at least half of the people in those stories are probably descended from him in some way...
phanost13
HE BANGED (+married) HIS SISTER. Granted it wasn't as bad when it comes to the gods, but after that nothing is off limits.
Nathaniel Kirkland
With the [Greek] gods it's a huge grey area. For one, I don't think normal genetics come anywhere close to applying to them; and two, there's some leeway with the whole family business when it comes to the gods for multiple reasons, but the main one is probably because Greek gods were essentially manifestations of ideals and human traits/whatnot.
stay safe ladies, and always remember: Zeus won't hesitate once.
"Fortunately Helios finds this charming instead"
This is the weirdest thing I don't think anyone would find getting an arrow shot at them would be charming
At least everyone except Helios
Probably he was amazed Heracles could even _shoot_ the arrow that far. Like, he went "Aaaah, what was that? Oh, an arrow...wait a minute, _how_ did anyone shoot an arrow high enough to reach my chariot? Is a god down there, better check...nope, it's just Heracles...my goodness, he shot an arrow at me, and it almost _hit_ me?! What a strong young man, and he looks like he's hot down there in the desert, must've been why he tried to shoot me. Well, I'll go help him out!"
I mean, he IS an immortal being.
@@lukeroberson2115 and hera, godess of motherhood tried to smach a baby for being a bit toothy . . .
@@SingingSealRiana What? I just meant he wasn't worried about it killing him.
@@lukeroberson2115 does not mean he could not have been mortaly offended by the attempt
I'm not familiar with the tale enough to know the season the Cerberus Trial took place in, but can you imagine that conversation when Hades next saw Persephone?
>"Hey Honey, I'm back from Mom's house! How's the land of the dead?"
-"One of Hera's Sons took my dog for a walk and shot me in the chest"
>"So, is that a *good* Summer?"
-"Well he *did* need the exorcise."
*Zeus's.
Here, being the Goddess of marriage, wouldn't be unfaithful.
Indeed, part of the reason Hera gets so upset with Zeus's dozens of extramarital children is because, as he's cheating on the goddess of marriage, he's making her look bad. There's a reason that Hera has 0 demigod children. She only had children with her husband, or as virgin births. She can't take out her anger on her husband because he's A. the lord of Olympus and B. her husband and she's the goddess of marriage, so she takes out her anger on the kids instead.
I personally like the version more in which Heracles simply asks nicely for Cerberus and Hades is dumbstruck by the fact that a guy who solves all his problems with his fists could show such humility.
you used the wrong exercise, but it still kinda works
Me too. And I imagine Hades telling Persephone: My nephew took Cerberus for a walk.
“Hercules; people are safe when near him„
One of his wives: OBJECTION!
@ The outro song is Red's rendition of the theme tune from... some 70s tv show.
In Herc's defense, that was Hera's fault
Clearly it went like:
Heracles: Hey Hades, can I borrow Spot?
Hades: Go ahead, he could use the fresh air.
The name Cerberus does not mean spot
Technically true, because we don't know the exact etymology. Though there is a popular but unproven (As all theories on his name are) theory that it comes from an old Sanskrit word meaning "Spotted", which you could humouristically shorten to just "Spot".
The best gods are the ones that are totally chill with human antics
"I need to capture your deer. It's for a fetch quest"
"Yeah, sure. Just bring it back when you're done"
Heracles: Yay centaur friend :D
Centaur friend: :>
*10 seconds later*
Centaur friend: X-X
Heracles: NOOOO CENTAUR FRIEND D:
Centaurs always fail to bang heroes (Atalanta) and Heracles' wife (Deinara)
That’s his teacher. Chiron.
Especially when he was *immortal*
I like how Cerberus's heads when Heracles returns him all have 3 different expressions
The three dog emotions:
Curious, angy, and blep
I feel like the fact that Hera's breast milk can apparently give people superpowers should have come up more than once in Greek mythology.
That being a plot point would be weird. Imagine someone trying to get her breast milk to get super powers. It's sounds like a messed up porno.
@Le Frog You're right, he rather watch then actually participate. It's his wife you know, that's messed up.
@@rogerogue7226 "What kinda weirdo bangs their wife? Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go turn into a ferret and put the moves on that little blonde number over there." ~Zeus, when questioned about his constant infidelity
A year late, but might I also point out that in some tellings, when Hera finally wrenched Heracles off her teat, milk sprayed out and the splattered droplets became the milky way.
That's greek mythology for you
About the Cerberus labor and Heracles shooting Hades... In the versions where he shoots him Hades said 'you can take him, just don't hurt him' but he said it in a very poetic way from which Heracles, who failed at arts so badly he killed his teacher, got 'just don't use any steel' out of it and proceeded to beat Cerberus with his giant wooden club to witch Hades obviously lost his shit and Heracles shot him to end the argument.
What is your source for this version ? What does Hercules' failure in the arts have to do with Hades' words in the first place?
Poor cerberus and hades
@@abobakrhassan2731 Not certain on the source myself, but Hercules's failure in the arts caused him to be unable to figure out exactly what Hades's poetic language meant, apparently.
@@redwitch12 You are not sure of the source because there is no source that mentions such a thing like that in the first place
Secondly, I do not understand what you mean by the poetic language of Hades. Hades spoke in a natural language, and I do not recall the existence of any source linking Hades with poetry in the first place.
You are confusing two events , everyone confuses them, Hercules never attacked Hades during the mission to bring the dog of the underworld, Hades and Persephone simply let him take him.
Hercules attacked Hades in a separate event, he attacked Hades when the Hercules conquered the city of Plyos and Hades was one of the gods who defended the city, Hercules hit him with an arrow and made him retreat from the battlefield
@@abobakrhassan2731 I'm not the person who first offered the explanation, just someone trying to answer your earlier question using the information that the OP provided.
3:47 It's the Party Ponies!
*REFRENCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!*
YES!!!
_percy jackson anyone?_
Of course the party ponies!!
@@gibboustime meeeee!!!!!!
I love how basically every of the twelve labors included bringing a magical animal to the king and whenever Herc did it it freaked the king out
Well the labors where designed to kill him
Each of the labors basically translated as:
(to Heracles) "Go to the Assassin's Guild.
(to Assassin's Guild) "Kill Heracles."
Except most of the animals he sent Heracles after didn't so much need to be asked to murder Heracles as they just instinctively murder everything that moves.
Just from Athena's first appearance, the tale of Herakles can best be summed up as the guy's Divine Half-Siblings deciding to to make their newest Half-Brother's life story one big-ass Fuck You to Hera, and they succeeded
Kinda fun fact:
King Eurystheus hid in a jar or vase when Heracles delivered the boar.
"I'm going to hide in this barrel like the wily fish."
-Earth's greatest hero
Waaaittt…. *JAR?!*
I feel bad for Eileithyia, it seems like we only see her when Hera is trying to screw over one of Zeus’ mistresses.
Oh yeah... I didn't realize that...
When Hercules bites Hera's tit while feeding, guess what that causes?
_The Creation of the Milky Way_
(Also in my mythology class, thanks to the videos I already knew most of everything we learned so thanks Red)
Same here
"Son you see that star over there?"
"yes I do father."
"it was made by your mother"
Wait, @@lorraineadormonicus, Hera doesn't have kids with anyone except Zeus.
"He's here, he's there, HE"S EVERYWHERE"
Dark EeveeXx Who you gonna call, psychic friend fredbear
Who you gonne call? psychic friend fredbear.
Who you gonna call? psychic friend Fredbear.
Dark EeveeXx What does Psychic Friend Fredbear have to do with anything? Nevermind, who cares. PSYCHIC FRIEND FREDBEAR!!!
Cause the first part describes Heracules perfectly
I love how Heracles did Jason and the Argonauts as a littoral side quest
Apparently he never actually completed the "Retrieve Golden Fleece" side quest either, given that they somewhat randomly ditch him pretty early on.
I assume it's the mythological equivalent of Wolverine or Spiderman making a quick guest appearance in someone else's comic to drive up sales.
I'm honestly not sure if substituting "literal" with "littoral" here is an accident or a really clever pun.
Genuine question, does Zues sleep with random beautiful women to spite Hera? (Along with the fact that he can't keep it in his pants) Because it sure seems so lol
I honestly don't know. He literally ate his first wife (And in the story, I read his first wife's pregnancy led to Athena popping out of his head) He seems to just be a womanizer who hasn't learned the lesson not to stick his dic in things. *Something a succubus, Estries, or Empousi could rectify. Those things are pretty scary*
No, because she tends to find out and since she can't possibly win a fight against the King of the Gods, she usually tries to kill his kids.
jayblade2000 Whoa the dude has some serious issues. It's kind of a miracle Hera stuck around, but that's greek mythology for you
Yup.
I think it's more a case that Zeus embodies that very fratboyish aspect of masculinity in that he does what he wants and rarely gets his comeuppance because "me ams the best god!" At least he is until his children turn up and basically shame him in front of the other gods. *shrug* Or he just might be an immortal serial rapist (insert jock joke here)
Let's face it. Hippolita gets the best lines for the side characters.
"Guys! Let me compare abs with this guy in private!"
"It's cool, pretty sure I have to be alive later anyway!"
5:40 "Let me compare abs with him in private."
Now that is the sign of a real woman.
This part of the story is the biggest reason why I hate Hera
2:50 “His task is to kill the Nemian lion, known for being immune to all mortal weapons.”
Heracles: *holds up fists* “These ain’t no mortal weapons!”
red's Hades and Persephone are the most adorable couple I've ever seen
Yeahhhhh I wonder why there's this,'no Persephone' thing in the movies
Percy Jackson has her.
This is Overly Sarcastic Productions, where they make you ship Hades and Persephone.
Your Hades is the most precious thing in the universe! I can't tell you how much I adore him from all of your videos 😍❤️
If only there was a Hades which combined the best aspects of OSP!Hades and Disney!Hades...
Yess!!!!
@@timothymclean Don't forget about Kid Icarus Hades!
5:34 i love how Hippolyta literally jumped out of her clothes like she was Lupin III XDDDDD
“My kingdom for a juice box” remains one of the funniest things I’ve read 3 years later.
How about, "My kingdom for sunscreen?"...