Primal is like the reverse of "Character discovers hidden ancient land of dinosaurs." And instead "Ancient dino man discovers he was in hidden ancient land of dinosaurs the whole time." Like if someone just escaped Marvel's savage lands
If such a world actually existed people in civilized parts of the world would just build rafts out of trash and escape to it until all but a few hundred people aren't in the savage lands.
>Conan can't climb Actually he can. Its established repeatedly in the original Conan stories by Robert E. Howard (which are all canon to the comics versions) that due to Cimmeria's rocky and hilly terrain the Cimmerians are naturally expert climbers. He even is show explicitly climbing to escape from a dinosaur attacking him during the story "Red Nails".
I asked Chat GPT what sort of skills would Conan have as a pathfinder 1e character and one of the very first things it said was, "He is an amazing climber." Which makes sense with what you said and also Conan spent some time on ships with rigging which requires you be able to climb. Clearly this guy didn't research that well. Sure that may be my inner Conan Fanboy piping up. Also I'd say where ever you put Conan, Crom is watching. I mean he won't do anything cept maybe make sure no witch does a cheap shot but there is that.
Yeah...claiming that Conan cant climb was a wild statement lol. Even if this challenge is just talking about the comic book version of Conan, the og Marvel comics, The Savage Sword of Conan, and the Dark Horse comics all adapt a lot of Robert E Howards original stories that show how crazy good he is at climbing sheer walls and cliffs, pretty sure some comics that weren't adaptions of the og Conan stories also showed off his skill at climbing as well. I am not to sure if Conan is as good at climbing as Spear or Tarzan is but he is definitely skilled enough that it would still come in handy when it comes to him surviving the Primal verse.
Thank you someone else finally knows this Genndy has said multible times that Samurai Jack and Primal are both inspired by Robert E Howard’s stories primarily Conan
It’s actually insane how much got inspired by Conan The Barabarian. The stories and the movie are like how Superman is the blueprint/bar setter for superheroes.
In my opinion Tarzan would survive Primal-verse for a long long time! Tarzan's main skill is his adaptability! He learns new things really fast and can adapt to different situations very quickly!
Yeah he may not have the pure power to kill the bigger animals with his bare hands, but he’s extremely smart and supremely agile. And yep, his adaptability is fucking crazy.
Tarzan has canonically dealt with dinosaurs. Tarzan in the Hollow Earth is the stories name, i think. Tarzan can track, trap, sneak, brawl, climb, swim, make rope and use it like a lasso, make weapons with tool stone. The guy taught himself to read! He can hack it, no problem
yeah, a cheetah isnt nearly as scary as a leopard. i would beat a cheetah, barehanded, at least one time out of ten. i would not, even armed with a sword, beat a leopard one time out of ten
@@DeadEye42069well chances are it’s not about how good of a gladiator you are if your fighting a leopard chances are it’s hunting you and is falling out of a tree from a height you didn’t think was a unsafe height.
@@DeadEye42069 or you are considaring that Gladiators used gladius swords witch are way to short to stab a Leopard at while still being at a safe Distance. Also animal vs human Fights where usually exicutions so you wouldn't even get a weapon in the first place
Tarzan of the animated film could adjust to a new primitive ape family and hide out in the jungles, being a master of imitation and adaptation. If he was in charge of an ape tribe,he would keep them away from predators and the marauding tribes. That being said, Tarzan of the books was a master survivalist, genius, polyglot, and he fought whole animal packs, troops of men, AND dinosaurs!
Honestly Conan would dominate much of the island. The more realistic play for him would be going to the more civilized areas of the world because he likes treasure and women.
The thing that makes Conan an interesting conversation in this list is not just that Conan fits nicely into the world, but the fact that he fits nicely into the world because the creative philosophy behind primal and Conan are so similar: with Conan Howard was trying to show that the "primitive" or pre-modern, or savage (whatever term you would want to apply) humanity Might not have been a technologically advanced, but that civilization cost us something. That true humanity transcends far beyond what civilization has currently made is capable of. That's kind of an underlying current between both Howard's Conan and the primal story. They connect on that very specific thematic level, and might actually be a justification for saying that Conan when set in the primal world would rise to a level of superhumanity beyond what he's even seen doing in his own world, because Conan's actual strength stems from his primal connection to constantly rise to the challenge that is in front of him.
A group of gorillas is called a band of gorillas. Hence the reason why it’s funny the animated band known as Gorillaz 😅 Oooo a group of crows is called a murder of crows
IF he could gain control of that tribe. I got the distinct impression that that those "ape-men" were theocratic zealots, and utter sadists. I mean, just look at the preliminary match just for the "honor" to kill Fang.
@@nooneofimportance2110rage of the ape men is still definitely one of the roughest episodes to watch the fact that it had started with a peaceful beginning to later fang getting beaten to an inch of her life😢🦖 it made it all the more satisfying when spear went for the black liquid and went full hulk on those monkeys 🐒 though
Bruh, Conan not being able to climb for Conan is so far off the base. Man climbs cliffs described by Robert Howard as so sheer even monkeys and goats would have severe difficulty ascending. As for Conan’s strength, he’s described as the literal strongest man in his entire WORLD. He literally kills men described as strong enough to kill demons with their bare hands, by snapping their necks. He goes up against an eldritch horror known as the Demon in Iron, and is the only person that survives a direct hit from the thing that is described as pulpling full-grown men in armor with a single hit. Also, you are severely underselling how intelligent Conan actually is. The man is a self-taught scholar who is fluent in like thirty languages, including their writing, speaks well enough to be understood in about a dozen others, and also goes out of his way to learn tactics and weaknesses of entire countries. This is on top of being a world-class thief, pirate, scout, survivalist, and all-around renaissance man. Like I said in the earlier teaser for this: There is nothing in Primal that Conan hasn’t dealt with before, and killed, dinosaurs and Demi-gods included. Oh yeah, Conan is also the son of a blacksmith who forged his own weapons, and mined his own iron. If there is iron anywhere on the Primal continent, and Conan gets ahold of it, he can forge his own armor, weapons, and traps.
@@rougarabid yes, actually. Weird Tales had comics in them as well. He’s also the man that invented Conan, and wrote most of the stories that people expanded on. However, if you want to go just comics, sure. Savage Sword of Conan volume 1, chapter 5. A Witch Shall Be Born. Conan gets crucified, and survives. Savage Sword of Conan volume 1, issue 25, the Jewels of Gwahlur. This one alone laughs at ‘Conan can’t climb.’ Savage Sword again, issue 24: Tower of the Elephant. Savage Sword of Conan issue 15: The Devil in Iron. I mean, that’s a few right there that refute some of the issues you have with him surviving. There’s a ton more. I mean, if you wanna go pure Marvel, he’s described more than once as the chosen of the Gods of Light of the Hyborian Age to stand against the forces of darkness like Set, Thoth-Amon (who would eat the witches for breakfast and then go get an actually filling meal), and Dagon.
Conan dominates. Hes faced far worse threats than anything in Primal. Lovecraftian gods, immortals, demons, and entire nations. A better question is would those others survive in Hyboria. Unlike the savage lands of Primal, Hyboria has far deadlier threats found in civilization.
Captain caveman bodies everybody. I literally remember nothing about the show beyond Captain caveman shouting his name, and I refuse to elaborate further. Good day.
@@lynnberger6729 true, but the point is he’s not as weak as depicted he’s actually a lot more formidable, I think another commentator also mentioned it was a leopard not a cheetah which is a SIGNIFICANT difference, like house cat vs mountain lion difference, and is a example that yes Tarzan will kill. He’s able to go toe to toe with a silverback, numerous big cats and dinosaurs from T. rex to raptors. If Cesar can make it, Tarzan can too, in the beginning of the planet of the apes, Cesar is in the wild, but nothing even as remotely dangerous as what Tarzan had to deal with.
Check this Tarzan's "Lost World Of Pelucidor" episodes, where he defeats entire packs of raptors, and survives dinosaurs no prob! And Conan can scale walls and mountains with the strength of his grip alone.
Oh, Genndy would do justice to the Metroid series if he was in charge of an animated show of it. He would not hold back on all the tragedy, loss, and trauma Samus went through to become such a badass bounty hunter.
Honestly, the idea of Ceasar rising to power in primal, gathering allies, taming the monsters of that world, and bringing forth an empire? That is cool as fuck! I could even see an alliance between Ceasar and Fang & Spear's descendants. Hell, I would PAY to see a crossover where Spear & Fang team up with Ceasar and his apes to fight off a greater threat to both of groups.
Honestly I give Tarzan more credit. Where Spear is strong, Tarzan is agile. They are both very intelligent and both would know how to put their best aspect into their survival.
@rougarabid To be fair, we don't see Spear tree surfing. Tarzan is definitely a fish out of water in the primal world for sure. I'm not saying Tazarn would thrive like Spear. But he would survive a bit longer then most.
You are absolutely wrong about Conan's climbing ability. In 'The Monster of Zimbabwie' 1973, Conan climbs a tree to cut a man down. Couple years ago, the novel 'Conan-Blood of the Servant' 2022, it mentions how in his youth, he has had to climb up a cliff to escape wolves while he was carrying a deer carcass. He also climbs up several other cliffs though the novel. In the first issue of the titan comics run of 'The Savage Sword of Conan' earlier this year shows him scaling a city wall during a siege. There definitely more examples out there, but those are the one I have on hand atm.
If your a purist and stick to Howard's work. Tower of the Elaphant has him scale a shear permit or wall and climb a tower. Red Nail has him climb to avoid a dragon/mutant dinosaur before he nails it with a posion tipped spear.
If this was book Conan then he’d absolutely be an excellent climber(climbing a tower and wall without being seen and he climbs a cliff(or something similar) in it) but not only that he also has a sort of danger sense when he comes up near things that are out of his league and he attempts to nope out of the situation immediately.
Conan is an excellent climber in the comics as well. He would often say that in Cimmeria they were taught to climb before they could even walk, so to say that comic Conan can't climb is idiotic. He was also an excellent climber in the Schwarzenegger films, the live action TV show, the cartoon . . . heck, even the Jason Mamoa version was a good climber. Saying otherwise is ignorant and foolish.
"Wildly underappreciated" Damn you are SO correct there, I hope more people watch primal. Also, this video cooked so unbelievably hard, thank you mr. Rouga.
Conan has killed literal eldritch cosmic lovecraftian monsters that go beyond anything from Primal, I think he'd do just fine. The creator of Primal is a massive fan of Conan The Barbarian, a mass majority of the monsters in primal, such as the giant bat men, are legit just from Conan with a different coat of paint. Primal is just diet Conan danger levels because it skips over the lovecraft parts. Hell, Conan might see it as a holiday spot, cause there aren't any beings from beyond space and time that are pissed off at him for murdering their avatar forms on the mortal plane. xD
My opinion on Tarzan in primal: Disney movie you're fairly accurate I think you should've brought up the tv show cause he fights dinos in that. Book Tarzan is canonically Immortal due to the end of Tarzan's quest and he consistently spending time in paludan and Pelucidar. Paludan has dinosaurs and ape men, Pelucidar is underground, has dinosaur, ape men, and psychic pterodactyls.
Facts he did The same thing with Conan, bro said Conan couldn't Climb that's like saying Superman can't fly, it's ridiculous also The weakness version of Conan is on The level of a Super Soldier like Captain America and like Tarzan Conan has slayed Dinosaurs and other dangerous creatures with his bare hands, This video a Joke 😂
Conan The Barbarian is technically prehistoric alternate reality earth circa 10,000bc in lore it’s called the Hyborian Age primal is basically a Conan show just less technologically advanced
Robert E Howard (creator of Conan, Kull, Solomon Kane and a bunch of other stuff) wrote a short story called Spear and Fang about a caveman. It was his first published work. Pretty sure that's a major inspiration behind primal
Conan the Cimmerian can survive anywhere thats kinda one of his themes. Also i imagine Primal is indirectly inspired by Conan. Btw in Red Nails he outran a dragon (which was basically a dinosaur) and he scaled moutains in the Jewels of Gahur bare handed. He Climb the Tower of the Elephant. And he climbed into a temple in God in the Bowl. His weakness is women and wine so those witches can theoretically can try to seduce him get him drunk then kill him.
Yeach no Sure his lust is his weaknesses but he isn't that dumb to fall for ugly witches And definitely is that dumb to trust them after they stab him in back
1: Hell yeah, I'd be down to hear you make that Primal Tribes character video, sounds epic. Also this vid was the kick in the pants I needed to restart Primal lol. 2: On a vaguely but not fully related note: A Fictional Spies or Master Thief Challenge would also be dope.
@@funtimepoliticspodcast986 An excellent question to which I have no answer. It doesn't need to be a standard heist though, it could be a prison break, extracting information, etc.
1. Fate manipulation would be akin to insany good luck. Like, he fights a dinosaur, he shouldn't win, but he strikes it's weak point at the exact point he should or even the beast just falls over its own legs and dies, I think only god-like powers could circumvent this, hence your example of 'Teleport him into a vacuum'. 2. For Ceasar, you are assuming he would stay in that primitive state, the moment he takes over, he would help smarten up those other ape-men, which, if they are suseptible to the 'disease' that made him smart, they would also grow smarter, probably adapt tactics to deal with zombie outbreaks, or learn to use ranged weapons like bows. There is a reason why we stopped using swords and that is because range combat is king. 3. Same for Conan, once there, even if you only give hin the clothes on his back, he would push his tribe into the Iron Age as he KNOWS what iron weapons are and I think he also knows how they are made. A skill that can be taught. So I say that Bear-Wolf, Ceasar and Conan would survive with Ceasar and Conan THRIVING.
Conin wouldn't die, once he learn the lands and creatures his adventures are going through the roof. I would even argue that some of thw creatures he fought snd killed were stronger than some in primal.
Conan could definitely handle primal’s world hell he could even conquer their version of the Egyptians and take control of the palace ship and of course seduce the queen
Primal in essence is a Conan cartoon. "Spear and Fang" is the name of one of the first books Howard ever published. Spear appears very much like Conan himself. All of Primal pulls very heavily from Howard's works. Its Conan in almost all but name.
Okay. This needs to be a series. There's so much stuff in Primal that you'll likely not run out of videos on the topic for probably months. Might be exaggerating might not who cares lmao.
Uh my dude Conan is a legendary climber climbing shit that people in his universe claim is impossible. He’s climbed sheer cliffs for hundreds of feet, sure he’s not as good at climbing as Tarzan is, but he’s nearly as good at climbing as an ape. Also Conan is smart enough to use poisons and fashion weapons on the fly. At one point he fought a ‘dragon’ a super big t-Rex and just stabbed it with a poisoned spear and then out ran the thing while carrying a woman on his shoulders until the poison killed it.
OK question are we also not gonna talk about the Tarzan cartoon because it wasn’t he fighting like magical Shapeshifting beings and a literal dinosaur at one point?
Definitely fought dinosaurs, and while not exactly a shapeshifter, Queen La had magic and there was that time she could possess bodies and brought a large giant statue to life.
@@drewluczynski9609 Speaking of which I remember watching that episode when the raptor came and the elephant had the nerve to say “ but nothing stronger than a leopard?” I’m sorry, but did we forget about the lions and the Tigers not to mention the elephants themselves?
@@doonkeythegreatsullivan9459 Well, there aren’t Tigers in Africa and we never saw Tarzan fight Lions (hence my almost all dangerous animals). Also, it’s Tantor, the guy’s afraid of everything
I can concur that Requiem of a Dream is indeed a fine children's movie. Jennifer Connelly returns in this sequel to Labyrinth and she .. WAIT A MINUTEEEEE
Conan can survive easy. He beats gods, if you go way back. In Conan #11 he is killed for Blood god Razazel, and ends up in Crom's realm. Crom offers to bring him back to life if can beat him in a fight. He literally fights his own god, Crom. And while he does not outright beat his god outright, (Cause Conan literally exists there by Crom's will alone) he does win his life back. Which is impressive, when you consider that Crom is the pinnacle of battle knowledge. Then in issue #12, Conan returns to life, and defeats the now risen and empowered god Razazel (who destroys worlds for fun), making it the second god he beat in one day. And those are not the only gods that he has faced and beaten. So yeah, I think Conan would be fine, even against the biggest T-rex that Primal could toss at him. Will say though, that Conan's inability to say no to a challenge would land him in trouble like you said. But mostly, he would be just fine.
A Primal Survival challenge? Oh hell yeah Primal was such a badass show and its a damn shame how criminally underrated it is, wasn't much of a fan of how the series ended but overall it was a great show, highly recommended for those that haven't watched it yet. If you do a part 2, Blanka from Street Fighter, Pickle from Baki the Grappler, and Turok are characters that would fit pretty well for a potential future Primal survival challenge.
@@nooneofimportance2110 The Beastmaster would definitely make a great pick for this survival challenge to. Blanka, Pickle, and Turok were just the first characters that came to mind but thier is a bunch of characters that fit the theme of a Primal survival challenge to choose from. But Blanka, Pickle, Turok, Dar the Beastmaster, Takkar from Far Cry Primal, The Predator(specifically the one from the first movie or Prey), San from Princess Mononoke, Darkwolf from Fire and Ice(which I highly recommend for those who enjoyed Primal) and Slaine Mac Roth from 2000 AD, are all great choices for characters for this survival challenge.
Just imagine Caesar’s army coming across the black tar tribe, he studies their society, the affects of the substance, and eventually launches a surprise attack to gain the tar. They then start using it to actively go on the offensive against the larger predators
I really want to see how you think these guys would do in the second season. It would be interesting to see how some of them deal with those societies.
Man, book Tarzan almost ate a guy in his first book. He's more than capable of being the apex predator. Plus, he's impossibly fast, out-reacting a cheetah.
most paleoanthropologists have said that Homo Neanderthalensis would easily be 3-4 times stronger than Homo Sapiens, and probably much stronger beyond that compared to modern humans. also, Fang, when compared in size to Spear is definitely NOT a Tyrannosaurus Rex. She's probably something more akin to an Allosaurus or Megalosaurus .
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Garret from Thief, Corvo Atano from Dishonored, Torque from the suffering, and the player character from My friend Pedro would also be pretty cool to add in, although torque might end up in a similar category for the chalange as goro majima Just realized also either John Marston or Arthur Morgan from the red dead redemption games could be interesting
There are some interesting matchups for Tarzan in the direct to DVD tv series, The Legend of Tarzan. He fought velociraptors, a T-rex, an army of leopard men, and a witch named Queen La.
I have so many smart-ass quips to join the fun with, but none of them are better than the idea of Encino Man-ing a bunch of Primal-esque characters. Yes. Absolutely a great idea.
Your one, my favourite TH-camrs I don’t know too many TH-camrs who talk about shows like this and actually put other characters against them like you do utter characters might only be focusing on if the character can kill one of the giant monsters I like the way you do it please keep up the good work
If you take on Disney's Tarzan including the TV show, then you can put Dinosaurs as a bucket list check that he has beat and survived. Tarzan becomes a lot more hardcore AFTER the movie.
In the canonical tv series we’ve seen tarzan have the strength to toss an elephant, and the reaction speed to effortlessly dodge arrows & bullets, so although he’d still definitely struggle, he’d have a higher chance at survival than I think you give him credit for. If we refer to the books then Tarzan would most likely own the island after some time
I'm disappointed that you've used the comic book version and not the book version. If you didn't read it I highly recommend it. The whole thing about him is that he's insanely intelligent. He even became a king at one point just because he wanted to, and brought prosperity to the land... And then he became bored of it xD he's basically more intelligent but slightly weaker version of Guts from Berserk
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YESSIR, i did NOT expect to see Primal, and i wonder how did I NOT EXPECT IT TO SEE HERE
Can you do would this shooter heros survive serious sam
What about fictional military squads (GOW, Halo Spartans, ect.) In the lord of the rings universe. Idk I think it'd be interesting.
@@YesWaitN0 your and mine sound intresting
I love dinosaurs
Primal is like the reverse of "Character discovers hidden ancient land of dinosaurs." And instead "Ancient dino man discovers he was in hidden ancient land of dinosaurs the whole time." Like if someone just escaped Marvel's savage lands
And beats over powered marvel character with street lvl strength.😭such a sad goated moment at the end
Why is this so unbelievably accurate
If such a world actually existed people in civilized parts of the world would just build rafts out of trash and escape to it until all but a few hundred people aren't in the savage lands.
@@RachDarastrix2 that is basically what Spear and Fang did lol
@@TheMightySkeletorLordofPuns Well yes but he did it the other way around as you said in your host comment.
>Conan can't climb
Actually he can. Its established repeatedly in the original Conan stories by Robert E. Howard (which are all canon to the comics versions) that due to Cimmeria's rocky and hilly terrain the Cimmerians are naturally expert climbers. He even is show explicitly climbing to escape from a dinosaur attacking him during the story "Red Nails".
I asked Chat GPT what sort of skills would Conan have as a pathfinder 1e character and one of the very first things it said was, "He is an amazing climber." Which makes sense with what you said and also Conan spent some time on ships with rigging which requires you be able to climb. Clearly this guy didn't research that well. Sure that may be my inner Conan Fanboy piping up. Also I'd say where ever you put Conan, Crom is watching. I mean he won't do anything cept maybe make sure no witch does a cheap shot but there is that.
Yeah...claiming that Conan cant climb was a wild statement lol. Even if this challenge is just talking about the comic book version of Conan, the og Marvel comics, The Savage Sword of Conan, and the Dark Horse comics all adapt a lot of Robert E Howards original stories that show how crazy good he is at climbing sheer walls and cliffs, pretty sure some comics that weren't adaptions of the og Conan stories also showed off his skill at climbing as well. I am not to sure if Conan is as good at climbing as Spear or Tarzan is but he is definitely skilled enough that it would still come in handy when it comes to him surviving the Primal verse.
And i cant remember exactly but isnt the premise in his first story, the tower of the elephant, how he wants to climb and break into said tower?
I had the same thoughts. Last conan story I read literally stated he was a great climber from being a thief.
He climb the Tower of the Elephant and a temple in the God in the Bowl. He also scaled a Cliffside in Jewels of Gahur
Tarzan from the original books would do better than the disney version.
No doubt, book Tarzan would dominate.
@@american_jackal5956 he would do better but "dominate" is a overstatement.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE ANIMALS IN PRIMAL???
Yeah. Book Tarzan survived Pellucidar, which is basically Primal. It's got mind-controlling pterodactyls, for crying out loud.
He’s basically just spear lite in the original. He’ll prob do pretty well
Yeah, book Tarzan actually battles dinosaurs, ape beasts, tribes, winged beasts, the whole shebang. And his strength is pretty much superhuman.
Spear IS Conan, Hell Samurai Jack is Conan, Genndy literally named Spear and Fang after a Robert E Howard story
Thank you someone else finally knows this Genndy has said multible times that Samurai Jack and Primal are both inspired by Robert E Howard’s stories primarily Conan
It’s actually insane how much got inspired by Conan The Barabarian. The stories and the movie are like how Superman is the blueprint/bar setter for superheroes.
In my opinion Tarzan would survive Primal-verse for a long long time!
Tarzan's main skill is his adaptability! He learns new things really fast and can adapt to different situations very quickly!
Yeah he may not have the pure power to kill the bigger animals with his bare hands, but he’s extremely smart and supremely agile. And yep, his adaptability is fucking crazy.
Yep Tarzan Would do good and Conan Would Conquer The Primal World
Book/comic Tarzan especially. I definitely imagine he’d be more of a trapper type compared to Spear’s brute force style.
Amd he actually os really stupid strong. Way stronger than a normal human. Not spear level, sure. But deffinetly stupid strong.
Tarzan has canonically dealt with dinosaurs. Tarzan in the Hollow Earth is the stories name, i think. Tarzan can track, trap, sneak, brawl, climb, swim, make rope and use it like a lasso, make weapons with tool stone. The guy taught himself to read! He can hack it, no problem
Tarzan's villain isn't a Cheetah. Its a Leopard. A spotted Leopard at that. An African Leopard.
Okay, nerd.
yeah, a cheetah isnt nearly as scary as a leopard. i would beat a cheetah, barehanded, at least one time out of ten.
i would not, even armed with a sword, beat a leopard one time out of ten
@@tillburr6799You're a bad gladiator, you would actually try to slash instead of... stabbing 💀
@@DeadEye42069well chances are it’s not about how good of a gladiator you are if your fighting a leopard chances are it’s hunting you and is falling out of a tree from a height you didn’t think was a unsafe height.
@@DeadEye42069 or you are considaring that Gladiators used gladius swords witch are way to short to stab a Leopard at while still being at a safe Distance.
Also animal vs human Fights where usually exicutions so you wouldn't even get a weapon in the first place
Feel like Tarzan and Caesar might chill with each other for a while
It's actually spelled Caesar
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There was crossover comic where Tarzan was raised alongside Caesar as brothers. The original one from the first Planet of the Ape films.
@@azureheart2846 rly, what’s that?
“Apes together, strong.”
Tarzan of the animated film could adjust to a new primitive ape family and hide out in the jungles, being a master of imitation and adaptation. If he was in charge of an ape tribe,he would keep them away from predators and the marauding tribes.
That being said, Tarzan of the books was a master survivalist, genius, polyglot, and he fought whole animal packs, troops of men, AND dinosaurs!
Honestly Conan would dominate much of the island. The more realistic play for him would be going to the more civilized areas of the world because he likes treasure and women.
True but he hates civilization
The thing that makes Conan an interesting conversation in this list is not just that Conan fits nicely into the world, but the fact that he fits nicely into the world because the creative philosophy behind primal and Conan are so similar: with Conan Howard was trying to show that the "primitive" or pre-modern, or savage (whatever term you would want to apply) humanity Might not have been a technologically advanced, but that civilization cost us something. That true humanity transcends far beyond what civilization has currently made is capable of. That's kind of an underlying current between both Howard's Conan and the primal story. They connect on that very specific thematic level, and might actually be a justification for saying that Conan when set in the primal world would rise to a level of superhumanity beyond what he's even seen doing in his own world, because Conan's actual strength stems from his primal connection to constantly rise to the challenge that is in front of him.
That theme is in the original Tarzan stories as well.
primal is just Conan the barbarian's world with less talking an sex
A group of gorillas is called a band of gorillas. Hence the reason why it’s funny the animated band known as Gorillaz 😅 Oooo a group of crows is called a murder of crows
Why turok isn't on this list.
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I thought it was a troupe, or troop.
@@AlexBadger baboons are a troupe.
@@AlexBadger it is
If Ceasar controlled all the primates in primal he'd get control of that hulk juice stuff
IF he could gain control of that tribe. I got the distinct impression that that those "ape-men" were theocratic zealots, and utter sadists. I mean, just look at the preliminary match just for the "honor" to kill Fang.
@@nooneofimportance2110 Yeah it would be tough, but he might form a sect of those Ape Men that follow his ideals and usurp the tribe.
@@nooneofimportance2110yep ceasar would be appalled at the cruelty of the ape men tribe
@@nooneofimportance2110rage of the ape men is still definitely one of the roughest episodes to watch the fact that it had started with a peaceful beginning to later fang getting beaten to an inch of her life😢🦖 it made it all the more satisfying when spear went for the black liquid and went full hulk on those monkeys 🐒 though
@@taylorgordon2570he’d seek to control them just so he could genocide “his people”
Bruh, Conan not being able to climb for Conan is so far off the base. Man climbs cliffs described by Robert Howard as so sheer even monkeys and goats would have severe difficulty ascending.
As for Conan’s strength, he’s described as the literal strongest man in his entire WORLD. He literally kills men described as strong enough to kill demons with their bare hands, by snapping their necks. He goes up against an eldritch horror known as the Demon in Iron, and is the only person that survives a direct hit from the thing that is described as pulpling full-grown men in armor with a single hit.
Also, you are severely underselling how intelligent Conan actually is. The man is a self-taught scholar who is fluent in like thirty languages, including their writing, speaks well enough to be understood in about a dozen others, and also goes out of his way to learn tactics and weaknesses of entire countries. This is on top of being a world-class thief, pirate, scout, survivalist, and all-around renaissance man.
Like I said in the earlier teaser for this: There is nothing in Primal that Conan hasn’t dealt with before, and killed, dinosaurs and Demi-gods included.
Oh yeah, Conan is also the son of a blacksmith who forged his own weapons, and mined his own iron. If there is iron anywhere on the Primal continent, and Conan gets ahold of it, he can forge his own armor, weapons, and traps.
Ah yes, Robert Howard the well known Conan the Barbarian COMIC writer. How could I forget.
@@rougarabid yes, actually. Weird Tales had comics in them as well. He’s also the man that invented Conan, and wrote most of the stories that people expanded on.
However, if you want to go just comics, sure.
Savage Sword of Conan volume 1, chapter 5. A Witch Shall Be Born. Conan gets crucified, and survives.
Savage Sword of Conan volume 1, issue 25, the Jewels of Gwahlur. This one alone laughs at ‘Conan can’t climb.’
Savage Sword again, issue 24: Tower of the Elephant.
Savage Sword of Conan issue 15: The Devil in Iron.
I mean, that’s a few right there that refute some of the issues you have with him surviving. There’s a ton more. I mean, if you wanna go pure Marvel, he’s described more than once as the chosen of the Gods of Light of the Hyborian Age to stand against the forces of darkness like Set, Thoth-Amon (who would eat the witches for breakfast and then go get an actually filling meal), and Dagon.
He actually could outrun horse
@rougarabid bro just hold The L
Conan will also talk smack talk in Dr. Doom's face and Doom respects that and will remove his mask for him.
In the disney Tarzan show, it's revealed that there is an underground sanctuary of dinosaurs and he fights several raptors
Conan dominates. Hes faced far worse threats than anything in Primal. Lovecraftian gods, immortals, demons, and entire nations. A better question is would those others survive in Hyboria. Unlike the savage lands of Primal, Hyboria has far deadlier threats found in civilization.
Captain caveman bodies everybody.
I literally remember nothing about the show beyond Captain caveman shouting his name, and I refuse to elaborate further.
Good day.
Tarzan has actually fought dinosaurs before, in the tv show.
but not super dinosaurs
@@lynnberger6729 true, but the point is he’s not as weak as depicted he’s actually a lot more formidable, I think another commentator also mentioned it was a leopard not a cheetah which is a SIGNIFICANT difference, like house cat vs mountain lion difference, and is a example that yes Tarzan will kill.
He’s able to go toe to toe with a silverback, numerous big cats and dinosaurs from T. rex to raptors.
If Cesar can make it, Tarzan can too, in the beginning of the planet of the apes, Cesar is in the wild, but nothing even as remotely dangerous as what Tarzan had to deal with.
Check this Tarzan's "Lost World Of Pelucidor" episodes, where he defeats entire packs of raptors, and survives dinosaurs no prob! And Conan can scale walls and mountains with the strength of his grip alone.
Genndy is who I'd trust to make a Metroid series...
Oh, Genndy would do justice to the Metroid series if he was in charge of an animated show of it.
He would not hold back on all the tragedy, loss, and trauma Samus went through to become such a badass bounty hunter.
Honestly, the idea of Ceasar rising to power in primal, gathering allies, taming the monsters of that world, and bringing forth an empire? That is cool as fuck!
I could even see an alliance between Ceasar and Fang & Spear's descendants. Hell, I would PAY to see a crossover where Spear & Fang team up with Ceasar and his apes to fight off a greater threat to both of groups.
Honestly I give Tarzan more credit.
Where Spear is strong, Tarzan is agile. They are both very intelligent and both would know how to put their best aspect into their survival.
Spear is more agile than Tarzan. Tarzan is lesser in every physical category.
@rougarabid To be fair, we don't see Spear tree surfing. Tarzan is definitely a fish out of water in the primal world for sure. I'm not saying Tazarn would thrive like Spear. But he would survive a bit longer then most.
So .. where did turok "the dinosaur hunter" go ?
I was just about to ask that myself.
Which one? Turok is a title
The one who killed a t-rex with a knife
@@darth_sidious_sheev_palpatine Again, which one?
You are absolutely wrong about Conan's climbing ability. In 'The Monster of Zimbabwie' 1973, Conan climbs a tree to cut a man down. Couple years ago, the novel 'Conan-Blood of the Servant' 2022, it mentions how in his youth, he has had to climb up a cliff to escape wolves while he was carrying a deer carcass. He also climbs up several other cliffs though the novel. In the first issue of the titan comics run of 'The Savage Sword of Conan' earlier this year shows him scaling a city wall during a siege.
There definitely more examples out there, but those are the one I have on hand atm.
If your a purist and stick to Howard's work. Tower of the Elaphant has him scale a shear permit or wall and climb a tower.
Red Nail has him climb to avoid a dragon/mutant dinosaur before he nails it with a posion tipped spear.
If this was book Conan then he’d absolutely be an excellent climber(climbing a tower and wall without being seen and he climbs a cliff(or something similar) in it) but not only that he also has a sort of danger sense when he comes up near things that are out of his league and he attempts to nope out of the situation immediately.
All versions of conan are excellent at Climbing and for anyone to say otherwise is just ignorant
Conan is an excellent climber in the comics as well. He would often say that in Cimmeria they were taught to climb before they could even walk, so to say that comic Conan can't climb is idiotic. He was also an excellent climber in the Schwarzenegger films, the live action TV show, the cartoon . . . heck, even the Jason Mamoa version was a good climber.
Saying otherwise is ignorant and foolish.
5 mins in and you’ve convinced me to go watch.
Please do! It’s a very violent show… but not all the time. It has great storytelling without any intelligible dialogue. Crazy good show.
@@thomasweeden2683 I’m almost done. I’ll be back to finish this video. Got anyone wondering it is actually awesome
Tarzan would DEFINITELY be a hardcore survivor in Primal. The dude survived dinosaurs.He is just like that! He’s surviving in my opinion.😃✊🏽
"Wildly underappreciated" Damn you are SO correct there, I hope more people watch primal. Also, this video cooked so unbelievably hard, thank you mr. Rouga.
Pickle (Baki] and Takkar (Far Cry Primal) are great contestants for this challenge.
Conan has killed literal eldritch cosmic lovecraftian monsters that go beyond anything from Primal, I think he'd do just fine. The creator of Primal is a massive fan of Conan The Barbarian, a mass majority of the monsters in primal, such as the giant bat men, are legit just from Conan with a different coat of paint. Primal is just diet Conan danger levels because it skips over the lovecraft parts. Hell, Conan might see it as a holiday spot, cause there aren't any beings from beyond space and time that are pissed off at him for murdering their avatar forms on the mortal plane. xD
Tarzan uses his nails to slide on the vine
My opinion on Tarzan in primal: Disney movie you're fairly accurate I think you should've brought up the tv show cause he fights dinos in that. Book Tarzan is canonically Immortal due to the end of Tarzan's quest and he consistently spending time in paludan and Pelucidar. Paludan has dinosaurs and ape men, Pelucidar is underground, has dinosaur, ape men, and psychic pterodactyls.
Gotta say, Tarzan from the books/comics would DOMINATE Primal. I think you did him a disservice by using the movie version.
Facts he did The same thing with Conan, bro said Conan couldn't Climb that's like saying Superman can't fly, it's ridiculous also The weakness version of Conan is on The level of a Super Soldier like Captain America and like Tarzan Conan has slayed Dinosaurs and other dangerous creatures with his bare hands, This video a Joke 😂
And it’s established repeatedly in the books and comics that Conan is an amazing climber and extremely agile
Conan The Barbarian is technically prehistoric alternate reality earth circa 10,000bc in lore it’s called the Hyborian Age primal is basically a Conan show just less technologically advanced
Robert E Howard (creator of Conan, Kull, Solomon Kane and a bunch of other stuff) wrote a short story called Spear and Fang about a caveman. It was his first published work.
Pretty sure that's a major inspiration behind primal
@@vonfaustien3957it has been confirmed to be
“Conan can’t climb.”
Can Hyperboreans confirm that?
Conan the Cimmerian can survive anywhere thats kinda one of his themes. Also i imagine Primal is indirectly inspired by Conan. Btw in Red Nails he outran a dragon (which was basically a dinosaur) and he scaled moutains in the Jewels of Gahur bare handed. He Climb the Tower of the Elephant. And he climbed into a temple in God in the Bowl. His weakness is women and wine so those witches can theoretically can try to seduce him get him drunk then kill him.
Yeach no
Sure his lust is his weaknesses but he isn't that dumb to fall for ugly witches
And definitely is that dumb to trust them after they stab him in back
Try directly inspired by Conan. Spear and Fang is the name of the author of Conan's first book. About a caveman and a Dinosaur. Seem familiar?
@@smugreptile6695 Spear and Fang was Robert E Howard's first short story, his first Conan story was Phoenix on the Sword
1: Hell yeah, I'd be down to hear you make that Primal Tribes character video, sounds epic. Also this vid was the kick in the pants I needed to restart Primal lol.
2: On a vaguely but not fully related note: A Fictional Spies or Master Thief Challenge would also be dope.
You can't have a master thief video without Lupin the 3rd.
Any thoughts on a good challenge set up? Off the top of my head, either one of the Uncharted treasures or VILE from Carmen Sandiego
@@funtimepoliticspodcast986 An excellent question to which I have no answer. It doesn't need to be a standard heist though, it could be a prison break, extracting information, etc.
1. Fate manipulation would be akin to insany good luck. Like, he fights a dinosaur, he shouldn't win, but he strikes it's weak point at the exact point he should or even the beast just falls over its own legs and dies, I think only god-like powers could circumvent this, hence your example of 'Teleport him into a vacuum'.
2. For Ceasar, you are assuming he would stay in that primitive state, the moment he takes over, he would help smarten up those other ape-men, which, if they are suseptible to the 'disease' that made him smart, they would also grow smarter, probably adapt tactics to deal with zombie outbreaks, or learn to use ranged weapons like bows. There is a reason why we stopped using swords and that is because range combat is king.
3. Same for Conan, once there, even if you only give hin the clothes on his back, he would push his tribe into the Iron Age as he KNOWS what iron weapons are and I think he also knows how they are made. A skill that can be taught.
So I say that Bear-Wolf, Ceasar and Conan would survive with Ceasar and Conan THRIVING.
Book tarzan would low-key thrive lol
The protagonist from that one Far Cry game would be taming everything. Too OP for Primal.
Yeah, takkar from farcry primal, in the show Primal, it's so perfect the names match up
Imagine Takkar taming the Nighthunter 🥶🥶
@@hollow7137 You mean the NightFeeder?
Conin wouldn't die, once he learn the lands and creatures his adventures are going through the roof. I would even argue that some of thw creatures he fought snd killed were stronger than some in primal.
Conan could definitely handle primal’s world hell he could even conquer their version of the Egyptians and take control of the palace ship and of course seduce the queen
Weirdly related: I want Genndy Tartaovsky to do a Conan cartoon.
Primal in essence is a Conan cartoon. "Spear and Fang" is the name of one of the first books Howard ever published. Spear appears very much like Conan himself. All of Primal pulls very heavily from Howard's works. Its Conan in almost all but name.
Book Conan would unite and conquer the tribes
All versions of Conan Would be able to do that
Book Conan would seduce the evil queen and become the king of her civilization
Okay. This needs to be a series. There's so much stuff in Primal that you'll likely not run out of videos on the topic for probably months. Might be exaggerating might not who cares lmao.
Uh my dude Conan is a legendary climber climbing shit that people in his universe claim is impossible. He’s climbed sheer cliffs for hundreds of feet, sure he’s not as good at climbing as Tarzan is, but he’s nearly as good at climbing as an ape.
Also Conan is smart enough to use poisons and fashion weapons on the fly. At one point he fought a ‘dragon’ a super big t-Rex and just stabbed it with a poisoned spear and then out ran the thing while carrying a woman on his shoulders until the poison killed it.
Bob from Ark survival evolved would most definitely survive primal
You should rename this video to "an idiots take on primal."
OK question are we also not gonna talk about the Tarzan cartoon because it wasn’t he fighting like magical Shapeshifting beings and a literal dinosaur at one point?
Definitely fought dinosaurs, and while not exactly a shapeshifter, Queen La had magic and there was that time she could possess bodies and brought a large giant statue to life.
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Speaking of which I remember watching that episode when the raptor came and the elephant had the nerve to say “ but nothing stronger than a leopard?”
I’m sorry, but did we forget about the lions and the Tigers not to mention the elephants themselves?
@@doonkeythegreatsullivan9459 Well, there aren’t Tigers in Africa and we never saw Tarzan fight Lions (hence my almost all dangerous animals).
Also, it’s Tantor, the guy’s afraid of everything
I can concur that Requiem of a Dream is indeed a fine children's movie.
Jennifer Connelly returns in this sequel to Labyrinth and she .. WAIT A MINUTEEEEE
Conan can survive easy. He beats gods, if you go way back. In Conan #11 he is killed for Blood god Razazel, and ends up in Crom's realm. Crom offers to bring him back to life if can beat him in a fight. He literally fights his own god, Crom. And while he does not outright beat his god outright, (Cause Conan literally exists there by Crom's will alone) he does win his life back. Which is impressive, when you consider that Crom is the pinnacle of battle knowledge. Then in issue #12, Conan returns to life, and defeats the now risen and empowered god Razazel (who destroys worlds for fun), making it the second god he beat in one day. And those are not the only gods that he has faced and beaten. So yeah, I think Conan would be fine, even against the biggest T-rex that Primal could toss at him.
Will say though, that Conan's inability to say no to a challenge would land him in trouble like you said. But mostly, he would be just fine.
Ah yes... the Primal Uno-verse. Now I'm just thinking about YuGiOh style uno battles
Skull Island vs Primal would be a good warfare.
Adding Hollow Earth would be overkill cause it's a class of it's own.
A Primal Survival challenge? Oh hell yeah Primal was such a badass show and its a damn shame how criminally underrated it is, wasn't much of a fan of how the series ended but overall it was a great show, highly recommended for those that haven't watched it yet. If you do a part 2, Blanka from Street Fighter, Pickle from Baki the Grappler, and Turok are characters that would fit pretty well for a potential future Primal survival challenge.
What about Dar (The Beast master)?
@@nooneofimportance2110 The Beastmaster would definitely make a great pick for this survival challenge to. Blanka, Pickle, and Turok were just the first characters that came to mind but thier is a bunch of characters that fit the theme of a Primal survival challenge to choose from. But Blanka, Pickle, Turok, Dar the Beastmaster, Takkar from Far Cry Primal, The Predator(specifically the one from the first movie or Prey), San from Princess Mononoke, Darkwolf from Fire and Ice(which I highly recommend for those who enjoyed Primal) and Slaine Mac Roth from 2000 AD, are all great choices for characters for this survival challenge.
"I wanna prehistoric, game of thrones, planet of the apes" That’s the actual setting of a D&D campaign I'm formulating
Conan clears, bro.
I feel like Tarzan has shown to be more agile than most things in primal
Just imagine Caesar’s army coming across the black tar tribe, he studies their society, the affects of the substance, and eventually launches a surprise attack to gain the tar.
They then start using it to actively go on the offensive against the larger predators
That would be dope
I really want to see how you think these guys would do in the second season. It would be interesting to see how some of them deal with those societies.
For Amleth, Fate Manipulation only works in universes with fate as a concept. If there is no fate, you are manipulating nothing.
Lion king was not a ripoff of Kimba. That's a huge myth
Man, book Tarzan almost ate a guy in his first book. He's more than capable of being the apex predator. Plus, he's impossibly fast, out-reacting a cheetah.
most paleoanthropologists have said that Homo Neanderthalensis would easily be 3-4 times stronger than Homo Sapiens, and probably much stronger beyond that compared to modern humans. also, Fang, when compared in size to Spear is definitely NOT a Tyrannosaurus Rex. She's probably something more akin to an Allosaurus or Megalosaurus .
Fang is confirmed to be a T. rex by Genndy Tartakovsky himself. Otherwise, for Spear, you are probably correct.
Would these Criminals
(Watch Dogs) Aiden Pearce
(Payday) The Payday Gang
(Cyberpunk) Any of the Gangs
(Manhunt) James Earl Cash
(Robbery Bob) Bob
(Scarface: The World Is Yours) Tony Montana
(Hotline Miami) Jacket
(GTA San Andreas) Carl Johnson
(Mortal Kombat)Erron Black
(Overwatch) Widowmaker
(Mafia 3) Lincoln Clay
Survive in Arkham City
Does anyone know anymore criminals to put on this list
Honestly instead if Cash I would have use Daniel Lamb aka Leo Kasper
Garret from Thief, Corvo Atano from Dishonored, Torque from the suffering, and the player character from My friend Pedro would also be pretty cool to add in, although torque might end up in a similar category for the chalange as goro majima
Just realized also either John Marston or Arthur Morgan from the red dead redemption games could be interesting
You know who would not only survive Primal but thrive? Turok.
Dude, Conan is an expert climber. Conan is an expert at everything physical. Then add his superior cunning and he’s unstoppable.
“Expert” becomes less impressive when compared to Ceasar and Tarzan.
Great idea, not enough research
Nawww, it’s fine.
Thing is with Tarzan even if we consider taking feats from the animated series the legend of Tarzan he still wouldn't stand a chance.
I didn't realize Primal had a second season. I loved the first. It was sold to me as "a story without words". I watched it and loved it.
Takkar could have a beast army
I swear ive been called crazy multiple times for my planet of the apes jurassic world crossover idea
🤦♂️ even The weakness version of Conan is on The level of Captain America a freaking Super Soldier and every version of Conan can Climb
There are some interesting matchups for Tarzan in the direct to DVD tv series, The Legend of Tarzan. He fought velociraptors, a T-rex, an army of leopard men, and a witch named Queen La.
What about Pickle from Baki?
I think he would survive, i mean, the mf LITERALLY hunted dinosaurs WITH HIS BARE HANDS.
Technically spear is the mute but stronger version of Tarzan.
I have so many smart-ass quips to join the fun with, but none of them are better than the idea of Encino Man-ing a bunch of Primal-esque characters. Yes. Absolutely a great idea.
Tarzan from the original books would be a completely different story.
I really want to see that video idea from the end! That sounds so fucking epic and would be beautiful to see!
Your one, my favourite TH-camrs I don’t know too many TH-camrs who talk about shows like this and actually put other characters against them like you do utter characters might only be focusing on if the character can kill one of the giant monsters I like the way you do it please keep up the good work
Tarzan would only die cuz he isn’t a coward. He’s fast enough to save himself but like mentioned if he joins a tribe he will fight to defend them
If you take on Disney's Tarzan including the TV show, then you can put Dinosaurs as a bucket list check that he has beat and survived. Tarzan becomes a lot more hardcore AFTER the movie.
I do agree that I am surprised that Tarzan doesn't have splinters from surfing on tree branches
Awesome ideas my dude!
Before I even watch the video the answer is no
Primal is hell
Did you watch the video afterwards? If yes, did the video change your mind?
San from Princess Mononoke would be my pick for a sequel video. She’s got 3 big wolves and lives in the woods.
She has three big wolves.
Calling Ceasar a savage is wild. He in the damn thumbnail like “Am I a joke to you?”
The zombie Dino plague is not canon to the series,just a special episode he made :D
I'd say Throw pickle from Baki in here, but dude was already Just spear but stronger faster and smarter
I can respect a video about Dinosaurs, I crave a video about Primal.
For amleth I'd like to think that fate would stop you from transporting him into a universe without oxygen
One of my favorite videos from your channel. But the Conan section is huge low ball for how Conan would actually do , He'd thrive here.
This one is gonna be fire, anyways, survival video 22 of goddamn typing “can these fictional monster hunters survive monster hunter”
I'm a dude living in South Korea, watching a video about Tarzan fighting dinosaurs.
Conan is actually a very good climber.
a group of gorillias is a troop
My only gripe about Primal is season 2's ending felt rushed and the scorpion people didn't feel right as vikings. Other than that, 10/10
In the canonical tv series we’ve seen tarzan have the strength to toss an elephant, and the reaction speed to effortlessly dodge arrows & bullets, so although he’d still definitely struggle, he’d have a higher chance at survival than I think you give him credit for. If we refer to the books then Tarzan would most likely own the island after some time
I'm disappointed that you've used the comic book version and not the book version.
If you didn't read it I highly recommend it.
The whole thing about him is that he's insanely intelligent. He even became a king at one point just because he wanted to, and brought prosperity to the land... And then he became bored of it xD he's basically more intelligent but slightly weaker version of Guts from Berserk