I Present: "Kwack Kwack. The Duck."

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  • @bert949
    @bert949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1471

    I didn't think the duck could be more scary when you first revealed it, and then it's eyes started PULSING to the beat of Scarlet Fire.
    Absolute Horror.

    • @sillicon8227
      @sillicon8227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LMAO

    • @NewiDeltafell
      @NewiDeltafell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thats because the eyes are the speakers

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@NewiDeltafell yes? still horrific

    • @goosegas2087
      @goosegas2087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@NewiDeltafell No shit, Sherlock.

    • @NewiDeltafell
      @NewiDeltafell 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@goosegas2087 man shut up this was a year ago

  • @Azeria
    @Azeria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4888

    You ever seen a duck with the eyes of a fly?

    • @skurd721
      @skurd721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I agree with you, verified person.

    • @j0hnza
      @j0hnza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      e

    • @jesuschrist4185
      @jesuschrist4185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You bigger

    • @roquejo6194
      @roquejo6194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes, and i hate it

    • @olld4260
      @olld4260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your skin is freezing

  • @ChangedNames
    @ChangedNames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1910

    The mona lisa of the 21 century. No matter what way you look, the dead glare stares right back at your soul.

    • @suut
      @suut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      its true, and thats horrifying

    • @Yeanah_Nahyea
      @Yeanah_Nahyea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was the 666th Like....Ffffffffffaaaaaaarrrrkkkkkkkkk
      Edit: Potato pronunciation

    • @lookstothetroon
      @lookstothetroon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At least the mona lisa wasn't a duck themed ipod dock.

    • @РозалияРыскулова-о7ъ
      @РозалияРыскулова-о7ъ ปีที่แล้ว

      Ог😊😅😊🎉😮😢😮😅😂😂❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉😢😅😊😢🎉🎉😂😊😊😮😮😮😮🎉😂😂

    • @РозалияРыскулова-о7ъ
      @РозалияРыскулова-о7ъ ปีที่แล้ว

      6:41 😢😊🎉🎉😊😂😮🎉❤😂😢😅

  • @steffanofumo
    @steffanofumo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    The duck looks like a creepy asset you would find in a horror game, not overtly scary, but just placed in the back round giving off unsettling vibes lol

    • @zaakhtar2239
      @zaakhtar2239 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ppp

    • @AgdaFingers
      @AgdaFingers ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And after he wrecked it, and rearranged the eyes and beak, it looked like Chika from Five Nights At Freddy's.

    • @theparental_lab
      @theparental_lab ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AgdaFingers bro does not know how to spell chica not chika

  • @GonDFRD
    @GonDFRD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2200

    you gotta appreciate this man’s commitment: he just spent 100 ozzy bucks on a baked out duck ipod stand for us

    • @HowtoComputer
      @HowtoComputer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      And broke a plate for us

    • @corwin32
      @corwin32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And immediately destroyed it

    • @robertcox4286
      @robertcox4286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And drew blood on a plastic duck

    • @SteinerTheShriner
      @SteinerTheShriner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My god... $80 on postage for a garbage iPod dock. I respect it.

    • @viniciushideki1699
      @viniciushideki1699 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yare yare daze?

  • @gutzbin
    @gutzbin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6807

    i love how no matter what angle he holds the duck, it still looks like it’s staring at the camera.

    • @unbroken_lynx8900
      @unbroken_lynx8900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +448

      that's what I love about follow-me eyes. you mostly see them in fursuits but it always looks like you're making eye contact

    • @architpatro7731
      @architpatro7731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Scary

    • @Perryprime1999
      @Perryprime1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      WHY IS TRUE AAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @tuser8
      @tuser8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@unbroken_lynx8900 That’s an alarming and terrifying concept

    • @WTHR55
      @WTHR55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@unbroken_lynx8900 imagine a fursuit head with glowing follow-me eyes staring at you in the night

  • @mx_nana_banana
    @mx_nana_banana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    The duck: “I have seen the end of so many worlds, and universes.

    • @DavidStubert
      @DavidStubert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Howard is that you?

  • @Rebel2Sociaty
    @Rebel2Sociaty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    3:17 The “Kubrick Stare" is one of Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.

    • @ahreuwu
      @ahreuwu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      also known as the elmo stare

    • @jazzy-iu7gn
      @jazzy-iu7gn 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🎉

  • @appleman76
    @appleman76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1032

    "Room filling sound, yeah, so's a wet fart on a hard wooden table." Oh god, that's one of the best lines yet, and pretty much exactly what I imagine this horrifying thing sounding like. Thank you for putting it out of it's misery.

    • @walesjedi9217
      @walesjedi9217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      the plate gag was pretty good, too

    • @ajayhenry2210
      @ajayhenry2210 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t know how the duck Avenue 0:37

  • @greyt125
    @greyt125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    The little duck at the beginning was gutted because Dank couldn't remove his SD Card. He had to get +1 Grit out and break it open just so he could get back the Card

    • @conaldeugenepeterson2147
      @conaldeugenepeterson2147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      The lore is deep on this channel

    • @miles11we
      @miles11we 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I wish I had enough of a fan base that I no longer need to remember things iv done.

    • @Libertea_sipper
      @Libertea_sipper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      quack quack is a predator it has forward facing eyes

  • @DickoYT
    @DickoYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3458

    Squishing a duck's head to make it scream louder is pretty accurate. Amazing attention to detail

  • @Katie-ws7xp
    @Katie-ws7xp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    The top of the box says "electric friends" implying there's other beasts like this-

    • @mr.bobcyndaquil4214
      @mr.bobcyndaquil4214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I think Ashens reviewed a porcine version several years ago

    • @joemck85
      @joemck85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mr.bobcyndaquil4214 Ah yes, the iPig! I had forgotten about that video.

    • @ragnarokstravius2074
      @ragnarokstravius2074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Apparently, there's a cat, a panda and a dog out there

    • @zzdiabeetuszz4083
      @zzdiabeetuszz4083 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ragnarokstravius2074the panda was in my house.

    • @Banduke-nf2md
      @Banduke-nf2md 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's a v ominous sentence ​@@zzdiabeetuszz4083

  • @MogoPrime
    @MogoPrime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    I'm fairly certain that this is how you get a five nights at freddy's situation. You've insulted, electrified, smashed, and _bled_ on this duck, and now things are gonna get very spooky after dark.

    • @Kalvinjj
      @Kalvinjj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I mean just look at it new, it was possessed straight from the factory let alone now

    • @joshmanis9860
      @joshmanis9860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      dont worry he has one grit

    • @Libertea_sipper
      @Libertea_sipper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      quack quack is a predator it has forward facing eyes

    • @albinhaformiga1070
      @albinhaformiga1070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      5 Nights At Dank’s

    • @jonasgrill1155
      @jonasgrill1155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      5 Nights at the Nugget Realm.
      or
      5 Nights at the Room with a Couch In It.

  • @livalil
    @livalil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3056

    i like how he could have used a stock video of a plate breaking, but he decided to do it himself

    • @lauchlanstill6677
      @lauchlanstill6677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @idlehead indeed it was pretty crazy

    • @dylanpickersgill2088
      @dylanpickersgill2088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The sticker was even still on it

    • @floridasunshine5323
      @floridasunshine5323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He's astralian

    • @muchozolf
      @muchozolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      he could have used stock footage of killing a duck, but he did it himself

    • @Manjustman_25806
      @Manjustman_25806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Now that’s dedication

  • @lmjq9614
    @lmjq9614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1131

    Dank: wrecks the instructions before he could learn how to use the duck.
    Also dank: mad because he cannot use the duck properly.

    • @sethmichel6138
      @sethmichel6138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Let's be real, the duck was probably intended for a kid to use when their parents let them use the ipod and a kid wouldn't read the manual either, if anything he made the review more accurate to how it's intended audience would do, and it doesn't work for that audience sense the volume control buttons are barely visible

    • @lmjq9614
      @lmjq9614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sethmichel6138 Y'know, that is a good point

    • @BigTylt
      @BigTylt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@sethmichel6138 This duck is definitely some overpriced e-waste that you find in some tourist trap gift shop.

    • @Lambda_Ovine
      @Lambda_Ovine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      To be fair, you shouldn't need instructions to use a dock.

    • @margaritamikalauskaite9875
      @margaritamikalauskaite9875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      do not question the audiophile one

  • @86ONE
    @86ONE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    I guess he didn't notice the "+" and "-" volume markers on either side of the light on the top of the head lol

    • @FrozenSnowDropRoses
      @FrozenSnowDropRoses 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was hoping I'd see this comment here 😂

    • @globox1998
      @globox1998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Where? I cant see them either

    • @cameronmartin645
      @cameronmartin645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      s%#t was driving me crazy

    • @Bobsponjaypatrici1
      @Bobsponjaypatrici1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep i didnt see them either but after talking a closer look i actually saw them lol

    • @ALEXANDER1318
      @ALEXANDER1318 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@globox1998 At 04:50 you can barely see the (-) directly to the right of the Pkcells and just below and to the left of the dollaridoo.
      You can just barely see the (+) when he is talking about the glowing pustule around 05:09

  • @juancarlosleanos2159
    @juancarlosleanos2159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    The wrecking of “kwack kwack” the duck paired with the music was a true cinematic masterpiece . . . . Best thing I’ve seen all year.

    • @sunnyjs
      @sunnyjs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I had to read this comment in the shower

    • @BallerShortsHD
      @BallerShortsHD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@insanelogic9955 he said: "I HAD TO READ THIS COMMENT IN THE SHOWER"

    • @luckv5516
      @luckv5516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And this is the moment indie developer Scott Cawthon had a brand new idea.

    • @humphreywolfe
      @humphreywolfe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Better than the entirety of Twilight

    • @macancibaduyut3167
      @macancibaduyut3167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      may i know what the name of the song?

  • @nicholasrockstroh6920
    @nicholasrockstroh6920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2243

    I showed this to my girlfriend. She fell in love with it, and is now traumatized after seeing you smash it. She's gonna buy one for herself now. I hope you're happy with what you have wrought.

    • @Edible_edibility
      @Edible_edibility 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      Grab a cross holy water and trap it in a rosary and pray every night to keep it at bay

    • @gamingnubs7628
      @gamingnubs7628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@Edible_edibility that wont be enough. You need the thing chained down with a million chains locked in the basement with 100s of doors all with 100s of locks.

    • @WTHR55
      @WTHR55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      oh god

    • @Edible_edibility
      @Edible_edibility 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@gamingnubs7628 or just get your religious grandma and she will beat the shit out of the demon inside

    • @blackvulture6818
      @blackvulture6818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@Edible_edibility Don't forget the the latin singing

  • @PenguinYayOne
    @PenguinYayOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    Dank: * Slaps a rock on the touch controls *
    Also Dank: * Wonders why the touch controls are unresponsive *

    • @lwgrazi
      @lwgrazi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      certified one grit moment

    • @ctest7983
      @ctest7983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      5:45 i lost my shit at this moment 😂

    • @SpectralSuperSonic
      @SpectralSuperSonic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      The touch controls are on the left and right seams of the head, not on the LED. If you pause as he flips through the manual, it's in the top left.

    • @SpectralSuperSonic
      @SpectralSuperSonic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Timestamp 2:47

    • @Esfirocapto
      @Esfirocapto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@SpectralSuperSonic Fuck, that somehow makes it even funnier to me.

  • @CluelessAnon
    @CluelessAnon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    really love how frustrated he gets at the volume controls not working after he hit it with the fuckin' rock. I don't know about you, but as a duck expert, generally they have a hard time functioning after you give them a concussion.

  • @yoymate6316
    @yoymate6316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    i love it how dank completely forgot how/why he gutted the lil duck mp3
    namely he 1-gritted it on camera and it popped clean open without breaking

    • @RobertJW
      @RobertJW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      And since it popped open perfectly, it looked perfect put back together!

    • @RobertJW
      @RobertJW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      That was Sad Nugget Roundup, Oct 16 2020

    • @isaacbailey3681
      @isaacbailey3681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "For you, the day I gritted you was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday."

    • @imhappy._.
      @imhappy._. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The skid mark is a sign that the duck is stronger than we think. At least strong enough to survive the 1 grit.

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@RobertJW *16 Oct 2020
      Love for the Australian and worldwide format :)

  • @ovvvven
    @ovvvven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    In his speech about video production quality that flashes on screen, he wrote “let’s fact it” instead of “let’s face it”. Verry high quality.

    • @ethanol1586
      @ethanol1586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jokes on Mr. Dank, I did read the text

    • @Flyer314
      @Flyer314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      same I always read the white words.

    • @velvetdragon11
      @velvetdragon11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      your comment is also *_verry_* high quality

    • @ovvvven
      @ovvvven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@velvetdragon11 Thank you, your so kind.

    • @joeygenna4801
      @joeygenna4801 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frank doesn’t small that bad

  • @takyontiger1147
    @takyontiger1147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1400

    it's no one going to talk about him breaking a plate and a cup just for a 2 second skit? that's dedication

    • @NiquelBones
      @NiquelBones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      at first i thought it was stock footage lmfao

    • @fanatp0stpanka
      @fanatp0stpanka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Dude, read the text in the cup, it's so fitting xD

    • @PenguinYayOne
      @PenguinYayOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That mug was cool too :/

    • @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
      @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@PenguinYayOne You see those stone floors? Those cabinets? He’s got money to spare and hundreds more mugs waiting to meet their maker

    • @personontheintergroogles6911
      @personontheintergroogles6911 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was aboutta talka bouttit

  • @kactus1889
    @kactus1889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I didn't sleep last night and the "oh look that's where the AAH's go!" had me crying 3:53

  • @Ghostxyz3
    @Ghostxyz3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    Anyone else pause and seek to read the text frame? Your efforts are not in vain Dank!!

    • @FinnUnv
      @FinnUnv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @JCG492 that's sick, didn't know that, thanks :D

    • @Everytwo_
      @Everytwo_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Those text's are interesting sometimes like in this video

    • @lastfirst5863
      @lastfirst5863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Every time.

    • @Mardy72
      @Mardy72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There was even a spelling mistake in there for you eagle eyes viewers

    • @Maxsmack
      @Maxsmack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like to think those of us that always do know just a little bit more about him and understand him just a little bit better making his content all the better I’m betting he makes it so short to see who really like his content

  • @con_txt9042
    @con_txt9042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    THE DANK MAN HAS OFFERED US ANOTHER DUCK
    WE MUST HOLD THIS MOMENT CLOSE

    • @ethanol1586
      @ethanol1586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ALL HAIL THE DUCK

    • @windowswhistler229
      @windowswhistler229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Duck is love Duck is life

    • @SpookySodaz
      @SpookySodaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      we’re not worthy of the presence of these two beings

    • @windowswhistler229
      @windowswhistler229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There goes the duck he got the one grit mate

    • @Rainquack
      @Rainquack 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bless!

  • @creativename_
    @creativename_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    The kwak kwak nightmare dock and the spongebob nightmare talisman mp3 player. A match made in heaven

    • @kaczkamostna2917
      @kaczkamostna2917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you mean hell

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah yes...The sacred artifacts required for the Song of Death ritual

    • @Volucrum
      @Volucrum 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kaczkamostna2917 the spare parts bin of god's assembly plant, put together by the intern who earns minimum wage and is being worked in eventhough he has been working there for an eternity.

  • @SatansTerra9304
    @SatansTerra9304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    7:53 cavemen finding out you can eat ducks

    • @Marcu6495
      @Marcu6495 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Im dying of laughter

    • @Bass_Reaper_
      @Bass_Reaper_ 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Lmao 🤣

  • @Jwantschalk
    @Jwantschalk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    even the text apologizing for video defects had a typo. this channel wreaks of quality

    • @grshen
      @grshen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      reeks*

    • @dcd1359
      @dcd1359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@grshen quality had a wreck

    • @ottamae463
      @ottamae463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      As an Aussie I find your use of a “z” In apologising to be wreaking havoc on my eyes, it may even reek of something unpleasant.
      Spell and grammar check before you go public, was that your point? 😆😆

    • @altogumanator3000
      @altogumanator3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ottamae463 that's how we cheeseburgers spell it, next you're gonna say we don't know grammar because we "don't know how to spell armour"

    • @ottamae463
      @ottamae463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@altogumanator3000 it’s called sarcasm, an ingrained sense of humour gifted to Aussies at birth which means we can take the absolute piss out of each and still have a beer together after and not getting a lawyer instead or even go crying to your mum or as you might say mom 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @LogsMaggot
    @LogsMaggot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    I literally screamed at the FIAT nugget. Cheers from a small town 2 hours from Turin, where the Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino was born 🇮🇹🇦🇺

    • @maciejmocko5256
      @maciejmocko5256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It's not a regular Fiat nugget. It's a Polski(Polish one) Fiat nugget!

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@maciejmocko5256 yep
      I want a review of that!

    • @michu97736
      @michu97736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@maciejmocko5256 yeah i was like hold up polish fiat. Btw who Is from poland :D

    • @sirhenners204
      @sirhenners204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      AND a Honda city

    • @calebm.5698
      @calebm.5698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reminds me of my classic FIAT. It’s a ‘73 124 Spider

  • @WolfWalrus
    @WolfWalrus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    You can just tell that the only reason this exists is because somebody said "Dude we should make an iPod dock," and their colleague said "Did you say duck?"
    "... yes,"

    • @Smolface.
      @Smolface. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      S H R E K

    • @v1lhc467
      @v1lhc467 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Smolface. I D U C K

    • @Vexxel256
      @Vexxel256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@v1lhc467 I S H U C K

  • @masterzoroark6664
    @masterzoroark6664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    1:13
    It ain't Kwack Kwack it's fkin duck on Kwack Crack

  • @74pwr
    @74pwr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I loved the part where he bashed the ducks eye-sound controlling glowing abscess with a rock

    • @alaeriia01
      @alaeriia01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's not a rock, that's the legendary 1 grit sandpaper!

    • @upbeat_toxicity1093
      @upbeat_toxicity1093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      First of all, it's not just "a rock", it's the 1 grit, and yes, it was hilarious

  • @thefaulpotato8290
    @thefaulpotato8290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    I keep on realizing that the patreon names get faster and faster every video, because more people buy his patreon, and he has to keep it in the same amount of time.

    • @Pluvillion
      @Pluvillion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I remember back in 2020 when I could still read the names properly... here we are.

  • @em-agan
    @em-agan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    “Ive never taken the screws out of a real duck” don’t worry, if a real duck likes you enough the screw comes out at you.

  • @mdstricklin
    @mdstricklin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a person who made sure his stuffed animals were comfortable and happy as a child, I was not prepared for the 1 GRIT to Kwack Kwack's eye. My immediate reaction was a BIG 😰

  • @metraforce441
    @metraforce441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    *That duck speaker and the one eye Spongebob MP3 player would be very good friends in terms of destroying the world*

    • @FarhanSyafiqFadhillah
      @FarhanSyafiqFadhillah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't forget the other Spongebob accessories
      Yeah, the two eye's one

    • @jorymo4964
      @jorymo4964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh god. Implant the spongebob eye into the duck's empty socket

    • @ZekeGraal
      @ZekeGraal 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Two of the four horsemen of the audio apocalypse, what horrors remain to be seen?

    • @kantraa
      @kantraa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FarhanSyafiqFadhillah AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA

    • @FourOf92000
      @FourOf92000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I ship it

  • @dissonantwinds
    @dissonantwinds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    the fact i went back 5 times just to pause and read the text about light glare, i have too much time on my hands

    • @re57k
      @re57k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      use , and . to go back and forth frame by frame, if you have access to a keyboard while watching

    • @titanium_white_ghost3300
      @titanium_white_ghost3300 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It took me 2 times

  • @Bananeisafree
    @Bananeisafree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    I'm screaming at my screen "LOOK FOR THE + and - BUTTONS ON THE SIDE OF THE HEAD !!!!! I CAN SEE IT TROUGH TH-cam COMPRESSION YOU MAGNIFICENT AUSSIE !!!!!"
    And now I'm single again.

    • @UnicornPug
      @UnicornPug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      congrats.

    • @brundle_fly_3895
      @brundle_fly_3895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds fake ngl

    • @h0rze423
      @h0rze423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Give us a timestamp where it's visible I'm blind lol

    • @amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544
      @amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@h0rze423 9:41

    • @remnantknight56
      @remnantknight56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544 Found it. Hardly obvious, don't blame him for not finding them. Deserved the 1 Grit regardless. Good find though.

  • @dexterthewulf3637
    @dexterthewulf3637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    “Frank smells awful and I offer no compensation.”
    - DankPods.

  • @justinbolf
    @justinbolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    The volume controls are on the ducks head. There is a (-) sign on the left, (+) sign on the right, molded into the plastic. Behind the eyes, along the top mold line.

    • @BradHook
      @BradHook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I noticed them instantly and it was so frustrating to see him miss them.

    • @qwertyuiopanezd1256
      @qwertyuiopanezd1256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      the fact you know this makes me think you owned this thing at some point

    • @xwithoutxanyxwarningx5191
      @xwithoutxanyxwarningx5191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ive been looking at it even with this description, and I can't find it xD
      Edit: 4:54 oh i see it, but it's so faint, would've been nice if it was just an obvious button, coz it's not obvious enough

    • @carsrulezk
      @carsrulezk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I own one, I use the feet of it to keep my phone angled up so I can watch Videos in bed. That’s about it though...

    • @jdib
      @jdib 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes! you can even see the wires going to them when the eye is out. Frustrated me, but eh oh well

  • @En3rgized
    @En3rgized 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Literally breaks a plate just for an analogy.
    That's the DankPods we know and love. 🤣

  • @Alex-pc1hw
    @Alex-pc1hw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Even on it's deathbed, this hell-duck still stares into your soul.

  • @theflamelord1022
    @theflamelord1022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:10 those aren’t scissors, those are two swords with an odd handle

  • @gab_v250
    @gab_v250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    1:31 I love how he broke a mug and a dish for a 2 second skit
    It's like Scott The Woz

    • @Starling_54
      @Starling_54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yesss a fellow Scott fan.

    • @james.7460
      @james.7460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Hey all fans here

    • @itsTyrion
      @itsTyrion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      cat mode activated

    • @N-V_Plushie_Lover
      @N-V_Plushie_Lover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And a cat

    • @thekidxicor1273
      @thekidxicor1273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Scott the Woz and DankPods are prolly my 2 favorite youtubers rn😂

  • @ManofBepis
    @ManofBepis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    no matter what angle he holds it at the duck is just glaring into my soul

  • @Al3X_Glass
    @Al3X_Glass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    1:01 best on screen text flash I’ve seen in a while.

    • @tpseeker3367
      @tpseeker3367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Was there a time we missed out on being compensated???
      Especially after watching this damn nightmare of a creation.

  • @homemadesuperstar796
    @homemadesuperstar796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    0:06 I literally just could not stop laughing

  • @themightychippy3756
    @themightychippy3756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "room filling sound, yeah so is a wet fart on a hard wooden table"
    Absolutely howling 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Nremlok
    @Nremlok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    "ray's con" is the subtlest but the most amazing burn I've herd all month.

    • @magnusbeast9194
      @magnusbeast9194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know

    • @xwithoutxanyxwarningx5191
      @xwithoutxanyxwarningx5191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I didn't even catch that, thanks xD this dingus man is a comedy genius

    • @qactustick
      @qactustick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's a throwback to when he actually reviewed Raycons. He's called 'em that ever since that review!

  • @Ec360Gaming
    @Ec360Gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    The 1 grit "sandpaper" always makes me crack up for some reason

  • @minhoa7883
    @minhoa7883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can't believe this channel actually exists. Just the right balance of chaotic energy, humour and smashing up stuff aggressively. Love it!

  • @brycek6881
    @brycek6881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    The eyes are the most vulnerable part, "just like a real duck"

  • @bluelivesmatter8502
    @bluelivesmatter8502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    1:00 I read it all, you are already doing a favor on humanity for spreading positivity and happiness with your energetic voice. Thank you man for whatever you are doing.

  • @crowedarken
    @crowedarken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Plot twist : The Tiny Duck™ is a war general of the Duckling Kingdom, and for being mistreated by the One Grit™, he has called a reinforcement. This is only the beginning.

    • @ReddestOne24
      @ReddestOne24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The duck arc may go on

  • @baymoo
    @baymoo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i started watching you like 2 months ago and WOW am i obsessed with your channel. i haven’t watched every video i binge a ton during my free time and before i sleep hopefully getting through almost all of your videos. i honestly don’t remember how i found you either and i don’t comment often but hello from the U S of A!

  • @jonny0goddard
    @jonny0goddard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    My insides are screaming "look at the + and - symbols either side of the head ffs!". But oudside I must remain calm...

  • @eiv-gaming
    @eiv-gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "Who is actually looking at this text?"
    That would be me Mr Dank. On mobile I may add, took a few attempts to pause it on the correct frame.
    We appreciate the hard work and as a designer, I know the perfection pain oh so well.
    Take care boyo, love from sunny Scotland.

    • @ytcer
      @ytcer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Let's fact it: The man edits on coke and we all love him for it

    • @devinq4605
      @devinq4605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I look at it as well. In my case I just set the playback speed to something slower.

  • @andycheng5750
    @andycheng5750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    I'm almost positive that the designers looked at the Five Night's at Freddy's duck and went: "Oh, mate, what if we made that nightmarish duck into a hideous iPod dock for children!!

    • @JamesRoyceDawson
      @JamesRoyceDawson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      With that connector, this thing would've come out a while before FNAF

    • @thelonesculler
      @thelonesculler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@JamesRoyceDawson I reckon Scott Cawthorn looked at this and thought "What if I put that nightmarish ipod dock for children into a video game?"

    • @iWhacko
      @iWhacko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thelonesculler yeah that makes a lot more sense

    • @Tobno
      @Tobno ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thelonesculler Sounds about right!

  • @FangsInMyLeg
    @FangsInMyLeg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the people designing this:
    ''hey joe what do you want your ipod speaker thing to look like.'' "maybe its a duck and the ipod plugs in its back and it leans up against its head." "hmmm good idea, HEY JARED WHAT DO YOU THINK!" "lets make that backwards" "jared are you high?" "what no no n-" (passes out)

  • @rraaiin
    @rraaiin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    1:31 Let's all take a moment to think about what that poor mug and plate have been through. So many late meetings...

  • @Samuel-ek5zc
    @Samuel-ek5zc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The way the light reflects off of the drivers make it seem like its constantly staring into my soul

  • @nothoughtsheadempty...8281
    @nothoughtsheadempty...8281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    is it just me or that duck actually follows you with its eyes? 🥶🥶🥶

  • @danjaguar126
    @danjaguar126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Genuinely laughed at the last line of the textflash gag, it's been stuck in my head for days now.

  • @thomascarter2732
    @thomascarter2732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    9:50
    “This is not over, DankPods, I will return and I will have my revenge!”

  • @TheWolverine1333
    @TheWolverine1333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Mom can I get a Psyduck?"
    "No we have a Psyduck at home."
    Psyduck at home: Kwack Kwack Duck

  • @NewGuy0917
    @NewGuy0917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The fact that the eyes follow you makes them even more menacing

    • @solidkeys
      @solidkeys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The trick used mostly in Fursuits: now used in the worst instance possible

  • @toddoverholt4556
    @toddoverholt4556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how he figures out how to turn it up... Then turns it down without realizing that he turned it down. Then again it's so laggy (probably due to not handling many repeated inputs well) you wouldn't be able to tell

  • @kitkatmelon
    @kitkatmelon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I like how from wherever you look, the duck looks back at you

  • @-Shinoray-
    @-Shinoray- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Even being smashed dead from Dank and 1grit, this Thing Looks Like a true Nightmare.

  • @StormBurnX
    @StormBurnX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "Wow! It's like a real duck!" them aussies and their ducks-with-lights-in-their-heads

    • @Libertea_sipper
      @Libertea_sipper 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      quack quack is a predator it has forward facing eyes

    • @StormBurnX
      @StormBurnX 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Libertea_sipper oh fuck *watch out--*

    • @Libertea_sipper
      @Libertea_sipper 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@StormBurnX quack quack will destroy us all

    • @CtrAltPod
      @CtrAltPod 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Obviously since they’re on the bottom of the world all of our radiation runs down to them and they end up with giant spiders and snakes and ducks like this

  • @ksk1818
    @ksk1818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:38 RIP to the innocent plate that was sacrificed for this video

    • @ayetimes2
      @ayetimes2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And cup

  • @WatchStarman
    @WatchStarman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    1:01 "...Let's fact it I'm just procrastinating doing the editing since I've only just gotten started and have hours left to go."

    • @realhuman5688
      @realhuman5688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Frank smells awful and I offer no compensation

    • @olliesaday
      @olliesaday 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The screen glare isn’t even that bad

  • @alikos4528
    @alikos4528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    5:00, damn that looks really cinematic, maby use it more often to add to the "horror" and "suspention". Also I'm being stared at by this duck constantly

  • @catguy5425
    @catguy5425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    You gotta appreciate people like this guy who don't give a flying frick about the algorithm, likes, subs, or shares. He just makes videos and has a blast recording!

  • @PMSeymour
    @PMSeymour 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Things in my life have been going too well so i had to watch the video and gaze at the Eldritch Horror Duck to keep myself humble

    • @jee0de
      @jee0de 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      first time seeing a verified channel with 500k+ subs in the newest tab Wsp

  • @Bladez1992
    @Bladez1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    That little hunk of sadness took a lot more one grit hits than I thought it would

  • @honzanijaky4132
    @honzanijaky4132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I love how, because the speakers are concave, it does that effect where it looks like the duck is always looking at you.

  • @professionalbusinessman2903
    @professionalbusinessman2903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    4:26 “Wow! It’s charging the battery through th- D-WAAAAA-SHEE-AAA-“

    • @walesjedi9217
      @walesjedi9217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *points* RUDE!

    • @Xukkus
      @Xukkus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dankpods says bad word.
      D-WAAAAA-SHIT-AAA

  • @Milena-ix5mq
    @Milena-ix5mq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:00 I accept your apology!
    - A fellow procrastinator

  • @touchedmuppet
    @touchedmuppet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "oh noh, what have I done.. I've lost me temper" hahaha gg

  • @janedoe1787
    @janedoe1787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “I have gutted it, I don’t remember why” 😂🤣

  • @francescoboselli6033
    @francescoboselli6033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Like a real duck, he wouldn't have put the volume to the maximum, because his survival instinct tell him that he would have exploded

  • @wafuusouseki
    @wafuusouseki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:47 "DUCKS HAVING DOCKS"
    Best Joke Ever

  • @xwithoutxanyxwarningx5191
    @xwithoutxanyxwarningx5191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    7:30 "No, not down. Up!" sounds like the harry potter broom lessons
    "It's Leh-vee-oh-suh, not Leviosa."

  • @jarekpszuk6944
    @jarekpszuk6944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You got the Fiat 126. I own one, you own one, we're basically best friends now, DankPods. If your other channel is about working on nugget cars then I'm even more hyped for that than while waiting for your regular uploads.

  • @bexualhealing
    @bexualhealing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I’ll never not laugh at the AA and AAA you do. Makes me wheeze 😂

  • @Mr.Snorlax1
    @Mr.Snorlax1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    9:00 the duck is looking into my soul

  • @mrman9726
    @mrman9726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    MORE DUCKS YES!!! I’ve been waiting for this moment my entire life. I don’t know why.

    • @Rainquack
      @Rainquack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know why, and I constantly wait for even more! :D

  • @Acr0gen
    @Acr0gen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If I had a bingo card filled with things I would never see in a thousand years, one of them would definitely be "watch a snuff film starring a stoned duck that also doubles as a speaker that works sometimes, with a song from the 1910's in the background"

  • @coffeedust6837
    @coffeedust6837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I want to think, the only song that was intended to play on this duck is: “somebody’s watching you”

  • @jungianorigami9975
    @jungianorigami9975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Let’s *fact* it I’m just procrastinating doing the editing” the best apology message about production defects is one with a spelling error lolol. Seriously though love your content

  • @victorverkoelen7891
    @victorverkoelen7891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    0:25 next to ray's con I love that

  • @tdata545
    @tdata545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    0:30 the puckcells are multiplying. You need to get protection so they can't reproduce anymore.

    • @thatguyfrye
      @thatguyfrye 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No let them breed

  • @PopLadd
    @PopLadd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    8:38 Shoutout to the greatest quote I've heard from this channel so far

  • @KaitlynnKitten
    @KaitlynnKitten 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:20 I have never laughed so hard

  • @OBSTACLEUNO
    @OBSTACLEUNO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    You have no idea how fast I click on your videos when I see them

  • @felixh9363
    @felixh9363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    10:10 australian man tries to force-feed a duck with grid

  • @callmetony4399
    @callmetony4399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Review didn't work as intended, I now desperately want the duck dock with eye pulsing action

  • @scottrainville8621
    @scottrainville8621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The music at the end is unnerving. I feel like the duck is going to get in my room, all mangled up, and enact his revenge for the way he was treated.