I actually followed Vader through this session, and it's actually quite effective. I sat in a comfortable position, listened to the Master's words, followed the instructions on breathing and affirmations, felt Scarif's warm sun on my body. Dudes, this is ridiculously good.
But those assholes that interrupted brought me out. Very frustrating. It’s a testament to Vader’s meditation skills that he could reenter his meditative state so quickly.
Hey all! In our retro Ahsoka video we asked people what they'd like to see us do next, and Obi Wan was the clear winner. We've got a video coming out sometime next week, but while we wait for the music to clear we decided to do a little cross promotion with one of our other channels (Ambient Popstar). Hope you enjoy chilling with Vader!
This was terrific, Auralnauts. Always looking forward to more. I've increased my fiber by 110% since discovering y'all, mostly through strawberries. Thank you. ❤🔥
I will spend the rest of the day obsessing over whether Vader objected to the mention of sand between his toes because he doesn’t like sand or because he doesn’t have toes.
One of the perks of Darth Vader's voice sounding so robotic is that the artefacts that come from stretching the audio to make his breathing sound slow don't matter so much. Also, as an Ambient fan I am digging the background music.
This was like the best combination of a 1-note deep breathing joke that worked better than it had any right to, an actual Vader therapy session, and a weird insight into the Auralnauts universe Vader lmao
"Try to go deeper with your breath, the warm sand in your feet, I am a symbol of hope...." It was kind of relaxing between the chuckles. Thank you very much for the funny therapy.
You guys are incredible. From the very idea - to the beautiful realization. No cheap laughs at the end of the clip; only sincerity and wholesomeness - just the way it should be.....
And that's how Vader became a god.😉 Thank you Master Garian. But seriously, you can create an alternate version of this video without the humor undertones and truly turn it into one of those 'Meditate with Vader' videos that are so hyped recently
I really enjoyed this. It was strange how effective it was as both a fun joke and as actual meditation. I should do more nerdy meditation! Usually I get bored, but this kept me engaged and calm :)
I know this is ment to be funny - and it is as hell! - but after the last few years of my life this is smth. I can honestly use very well for actual meditation, thank You 🖤
Guided meditation is helpful. The trouble is making time. ...and staying awake for the first few sessions, because truthfully? After a certain point yoru body interprets *relax* as 'OK I can go comatose now.' This is nothing to be ashamed of it is just a byproduct of how sleep has been the only time youv'e been able to relax combined with lack of good quality sleep.
Thanks Auralnauts for this BRILLIANCE!!!!🎵🎶🎵 I followed since apparently I too needed THIS. Such tranquility to the soul. If I had money I'd sponsor a whole series of Vader relaxing in various solar systems (without interruptions). Pleaase try to give our Sith hearts some peaceful settings to meditate. Thanks for the fun beats & dances too.
I thought it was Matt Sloan at first. His Vader impression is really good. They used him for some of of the video games like Force Unleashed and Battlefront.
Might work. You'd think it'd drain the Sith right out of him, but the deep breathing and full body mindfulness would be constantly reminding him of exactly where the constant excruciating pain was, reconnecting him to exactly those sources of Sith power.
Vader's therapist is so ableist! Asking him to breathe! Feel his toes in sand! And then, like all telehealth, someone has to interrupt. But I'm proud of Vader returning his focus gently to his breath, though I'm fairly certain this man has severe black lung. Very chill!
All through this, I was expecting Plpatine to break in and shout "Vader! Hologram! Now!"
Yes!
lmao I can hear this comment.
Same :D
Hahaha! So true!!
Nope. After all this he calls the bridge and gets Rick Rolled. "Nooooooo!"
I actually followed Vader through this session, and it's actually quite effective.
I sat in a comfortable position, listened to the Master's words, followed the instructions on breathing and affirmations, felt Scarif's warm sun on my body.
Dudes, this is ridiculously good.
But those assholes that interrupted brought me out. Very frustrating. It’s a testament to Vader’s meditation skills that he could reenter his meditative state so quickly.
Same here!
Yeah! Vader had every right to broil that officious turkey well done. He was a bird brain. Some forms of the stupid just can't be cured. 🤪
Lol I did the same thing
Yeah seriously, I got up and turned off the lights when master prompted to turn them down. This was brilliant
Hey all! In our retro Ahsoka video we asked people what they'd like to see us do next, and Obi Wan was the clear winner. We've got a video coming out sometime next week, but while we wait for the music to clear we decided to do a little cross promotion with one of our other channels (Ambient Popstar). Hope you enjoy chilling with Vader!
Hyped for anything this channel uploads honestly. One of the rare evergreen subs.
Thanks for this.
This was terrific, Auralnauts. Always looking forward to more. I've increased my fiber by 110% since discovering y'all, mostly through strawberries. Thank you. ❤🔥
Yea, yea 100
Auralnauts made me actually love Star Wars again. I suggest their version over the original all the time!
I definitely feel this would be good for those who’ve been severely amputated, deep fried, and denied the rank of master.
Unless they ask you to feel the sand between your amputated/phantom toes.
😂 why
You caused me to spit out my ritz cracker 😝
@@darthtraya5992 who you callin' a cracker?
Bahahahahahaha!!!!! I almost spit up my breakfast hahahaha!!
No wonder Vader looked so relaxed strolling around Echo Base
Release another version with an extra 20 minutes of Vader breathing. I demand Vader's full 30 minute session!
And no morons interrupting. ❤
I was _so_ ready for the ending to go on indefinitely.
On it.
@@Auralnautsthank you
So accommodating
I have to admit hearing Darth Vaders original voice was a bit odd. I've gotten so used to Auralnauts Anakin voice...
*Regional Manager Vader
Same
I think they're practicing working with James Earl Jones' voice, so that they can use it rap with (maybe some 2 Live Crew ?) ...
Also, Auralnauts Anakin doesn't kill ...
Was it JEJ? The cadence was way off like words they picked tapes and from ordered them out of put old.
I could go for a meditations with Darth Vader series. For real. This was oddly very calming. :)
Yeah I think we need this
I'd watch it on D+
It’s good that Vader’s getting some therapy, the Dark Side is strong but the stress that comes with it is something else.
So this is how Vader spent his Life Day. It truly is a wondrous holiday.
I will spend the rest of the day obsessing over whether Vader objected to the mention of sand between his toes because he doesn’t like sand or because he doesn’t have toes.
It was the toes
2:47
Neither. He farted
It's not about the _sand_ .
It's the Sand People. Not the sand, people.
This was a good therapy session. I was with Vader the whole time.
Here in Germany it is getting dark outside right now. This video is so calming, I nearly passed into the world of sleep...
It is already pretty dark here in Finland. Sweet dreams of Vader's redemption (:
I saw the last act of "Return of the Jedi" on television in a Hamburg hotel when I visited. The German dubbed voices are the best!
I was so relaxed, I forgot about all the voices of the suffering through out the galaxy and almost fell asleep in my meditation pod.
I've never seen Vader so peaceful and relaxed before. I can't wait for the program to become available to the general public.
The way Vader says "excuse me"?! was perfect 🤣
That part of the dialogue was nothing but a cosmic perfection :D
One of the perks of Darth Vader's voice sounding so robotic is that the artefacts that come from stretching the audio to make his breathing sound slow don't matter so much. Also, as an Ambient fan I am digging the background music.
Why would they stretch samples, when there's even some guy credited for "Vader vocal effects"...?
This was like the best combination of a 1-note deep breathing joke that worked better than it had any right to, an actual Vader therapy session, and a weird insight into the Auralnauts universe Vader lmao
I think I needed this as much as Vader.
Update: I'm getting therapy now.
Using the Darth Vader breathing sound effect to show a breathing exercise is brilliant, I don't know how you guys come up with this stuff
Hatha Yoga Rama Yoga Vader Yoga
I'm almost disappointed that this wasn't actually a 30 minutes long therapy session.
While reading the other comments. Some one requested the full 30 min session and Auralnauts Replied " On It" .😁
"Try to go deeper with your breath, the warm sand in your feet, I am a symbol of hope...."
It was kind of relaxing between the chuckles.
Thank you very much for the funny therapy.
I m quite sure Vader got bit trolled by master Garian ROFLMAO
I wish real therapy was like that. 🥱
So glad to have helped with this, can't wait to work more with the Auralnauts crew. Vadersmr is the best!
I laughed out loud so much at this. The juxtaposition of Vader with a guided meditation AI is 😂.
I didn't know I needed a star wars ASMR video this morning.
Oh man. This is absolute gold. I actually feel quite chilled just listening to this.
This actually really chilled me out. Not done with the video yet so that might change...but 4 min in at least this is fun and helpful lol
Honestly, a full version of this with Vader breathing in the background might be nice.
Holy crap. Who's doing Vader's voice?!
Reminder...Auralnauts is canon.
seriously! I thought they actually got James Earl Jones for a minute lmao
@@RosettaDesigns My theory is AI, as there is pretty good AI stuff out there, but also possible they just have someone who can really pull off Vader.
That's deepfake AI, and if I'm not mistaken, deepfake AI for Patrick Bateman, aka Christian Bale
you can do anything with deepfakes these days, also simple voice changers are easy to get.
Can we get like a 30 minute version so I can meditate with Vader after work. Super nice stuff.
I was waiting for the sand gag, expecting all hell to break loose. But this was surprisingly effective.
I laughed all the way through! I'm sending this to my therapist right now.
All Anakin needed was positive affirmations 😔
10 minutes of guided meditation and 20 minutes of calm stillness is a power-workout for the soul, good for Vader!
I don' tknow about Vader, but I feel a deep sense of calm and well-being. Thanks!
Monte does an excellent impression!
I know this is a parody but it was extremely relaxing and what I needed today. Thank you always for your great work.
It's impressive how threatening he manages to make *"I am more than my dark deeds..."* sound. xD
You guys are incredible. From the very idea - to the beautiful realization. No cheap laughs at the end of the clip; only sincerity and wholesomeness - just the way it should be.....
I'm proud of Vader finally setting boundaries between himself and Palpatine. All 200 ft of boundaries.
This channel deserves 10x the subs and views. Shame on youtube for not circulating this channel more.
I see. Vader is practicing deep breathing at all times. Best retcon yet
Awesome. Thank you !!!!!
I always appreciate your high standards of audio and comedic EXcellence!
I assume Vader's devotion to this exercise grounds himself emotionally and makes him a more effective killing machine.
I release the past and embrace a brighter future... I use my power for the greater good... so good to hear Vader coming to the light ;)
As soon as the breathing meditation started... my ass choked with laughter! Hilarious lol!!
And that's how Vader became a god.😉 Thank you Master Garian.
But seriously, you can create an alternate version of this video without the humor undertones and truly turn it into one of those 'Meditate with Vader' videos that are so hyped recently
I really enjoyed this. It was strange how effective it was as both a fun joke and as actual meditation. I should do more nerdy meditation! Usually I get bored, but this kept me engaged and calm :)
2:40 I knew there'd be a sand joke in there somewhere. Well done!
Lol how did I miss that? 😂
I know this is ment to be funny - and it is as hell! - but after the last few years of my life this is smth. I can honestly use very well for actual meditation, thank You 🖤
Guided meditation is helpful.
The trouble is making time.
...and staying awake for the first few sessions, because truthfully? After a certain point yoru body interprets *relax* as 'OK I can go comatose now.' This is nothing to be ashamed of it is just a byproduct of how sleep has been the only time youv'e been able to relax combined with lack of good quality sleep.
How does this Vader voice sound more legit than Disney's Vader? 😂
I was half expecting Scariff the get blown up throwing off his meditation lol.
Great Video, Hope all is well on the Second Channel!
Yes! And I thought the impending doom and explosion would just be part of the relaxation process for the dark lord.
I was waiting for Palpatine to say:OFFICE…NOW!
Finally, Disney has provided the much-needed prequel to explain Vader's switch to the light side in Return of the Jedi.
Thanks Auralnauts for this BRILLIANCE!!!!🎵🎶🎵 I followed since apparently I too needed THIS. Such tranquility to the soul. If I had money I'd sponsor a whole series of Vader relaxing in various solar systems (without interruptions). Pleaase try to give our Sith hearts some peaceful settings to meditate. Thanks for the fun beats & dances too.
Dang! That's actually a really good darth vader voice!
Because it's tuned.
I just hope its not AI, like the thumbnail, which Im also hoping is just an image they found on the internet through google images or something.
Absolutely. Probably best in Fandom.
It's absolutely AI
I thought it was Matt Sloan at first. His Vader impression is really good. They used him for some of of the video games like Force Unleashed and Battlefront.
Dude, you need to tag this as ASMR. This is crazy legit
Someone should open a yoga place called “Imperial Yoga” and feature this video to advertise the place.
Its so soothing hearing Vader chew up and spit out his affirmations.
1:00 You want him to be comfortable and you're showing him SAND?
I went along with this and it was very soothing. Thank you.
Shiiiiiiii* …this is actually better than 95% of those meditation/affirmation videos out there ^^
WOW!! Even the backyard neighbors got Force Tinglies from this!! Spectacular work as always
Proof that meditation can help anyone.
Thank you whoever created this absolute masterpiece!!!! I loved it!! Made me laugh too in places!!! So Good!!!!!
Plot twist:- This is a deleted scene from The Empire Strikes Back.
This is too hilarious, you guys deserve a galaxy's worth of subscribers!
Had me cracking up. But now it is my happy place.
It's difficult not to respond with "and also with you."
Never actually had the patience to follow a youtube meditation routine before this one!
This is actually pretty good for a calming session .
Therapist: feel the sand beneath your feet
Vader: (instant panic attack)
This was actually kind of therapeutic thanks
I thought your old "extra thick" was going to start playing, it's an absolute banger, I still listen to it regularly.
Wow. Thanks for this comment. We absolutely channeled the hypnosis dude from that track when working with Garian.
That AI James Earl Jones voice is INCREDIBLE. Great job on everything, guys. This is amazing.
This is excellent through headphones
This is surprisingly wholesome, lol (and relaxing!)
One of these months I'll remember to sign up for Patreon, but in the meantime ... Thanks!
Might work. You'd think it'd drain the Sith right out of him, but the deep breathing and full body mindfulness would be constantly reminding him of exactly where the constant excruciating pain was, reconnecting him to exactly those sources of Sith power.
I go to therapy and normally my attitude towards my psychiatrist is very similar to Vader's. I am a bit worried now. Amazing stuff my dudes! 😅
It's *not* about sand!
Master Garian: The BetterHelp of a galaxy far, far away.
Need this therapy. We need this
The master was merely testing Vader when he mentioned that coarse subject
Vader's therapist is so ableist! Asking him to breathe! Feel his toes in sand! And then, like all telehealth, someone has to interrupt. But I'm proud of Vader returning his focus gently to his breath, though I'm fairly certain this man has severe black lung. Very chill!
breathing exercises are a necessary component of rehabilitation therapy
I almost turned to the light-side, but then an ad came on.
Oh well, someone's got to get paid
Should be the calm app commercial.
That was very clever, well done!
Appreciate Vader being polite and saying "please" when asking General Veers see not to be disturbed.
I like to think vader just has Jedi Master Gellion in a cell somewhere hidden from palpatine and uses him as a therapist.
Wow! You guys found an extra deleted scene from Empire Strikes Back!
Fantastic❣️I’m sharing with my counseling clients who may not know how to meditate or do breath work❣️❣️❣️❣️
This makes me think of what yoda would be like as a Yoga instructor. That would be funny.
This was really relaxing... I feel great!
Ironic given that meditation was how Yoda suggested Anakin cope with his nightmares in the first place...
the long breath in long breath out in the first two minutes
Shoot that is the best vader voice simulator I’ve ever heard!!!
Lmao the "Excuse me it's not about the sand!" had me Ani probably wishes he could feel the sand on his missing feet 😂
Thank you, masters!! Samsara takes on a whole new meaning with this!!!
I'm so glad Vader is trying to get help and improve himself through a better and healthier mental state.
I’m completely relaxed now.
tricking Star Wars fans into therapy/meditation I see, lol
And they needed it.
This is so brilliant just watch SNL writers or some legacy media show try to rip it off. loved it!
💜Blessings 💜
So Luke just finished the job.... because there is good in him.