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  • @President_Starscream
    @President_Starscream 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +300

    "Be not afraid." Yeah, that sounds like something someone I should be afraid of would say.

    • @nemo_is_real
      @nemo_is_real 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      HELLO this is unrelated to your comment AT ALL but HELLO :3 starscream hii :3 :3 sorry okay bye

    • @brysonwelshbalmer56
      @brysonwelshbalmer56 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Fr

    • @rudmillahnowrin9151
      @rudmillahnowrin9151 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      🍞🍞🍞

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yeah, why would it say it if it wasn't sacry

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      So...megatron?
      Btw you know of the ponies right?
      Well i found this alicorn of time named tempora

  • @lucienmoolman8017
    @lucienmoolman8017 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

    Evangelical Christian furries sure is a string of words that I never expected to hear ever

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hehehe

    • @jacobc9221
      @jacobc9221 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      "It's Adam and Eve not Fido and Sparky!"

    • @neckbackcripplinganxietyattack
      @neckbackcripplinganxietyattack 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Homophobic ones at that

    • @glockenwise
      @glockenwise 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      i actuly know a few online

    • @equilibrum999
      @equilibrum999 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      what about 'Latter Day Saints Evangelical Christian Orthodox Furries of Salt Lake Lake'? [doesnt exist but is asbsusrsdslsy long]

  • @KUwUpa
    @KUwUpa 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +128

    I wish I knew more Christians irl that had this sense of humor.

    • @user-hd7dv7rr5x
      @user-hd7dv7rr5x 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Pretty much everyone at St. Cecilia’s in Melbourne. I’m not religious but I go sometimes

  • @VTPPGLVR
    @VTPPGLVR 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    10:09
    I like to think Leonardo DiVinci tried to think of what love personified would look like, and just saw his honey bunny ❤️

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Makes sense to me

    • @TeddyLovesAxl
      @TeddyLovesAxl 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Not me reading it as Leonardo DiCaprio 🤦‍♀️

  • @michaeljohnson1117
    @michaeljohnson1117 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    When Jesus said, "Judge not least ye be judged," he wasn't saying that if you think you're a good person who dosent sin, you can go and judge whoever you want to. He was saying judging itself is the sin that you will be judged for. It is not your job to determine who is or is not a sinner and persecute them, you are not God.

  • @one-onessadhalf3393
    @one-onessadhalf3393 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +228

    I’m an ex-Catholic with no intention of going back to organized religion, but these are funny and they make me bizarrely happy

    • @vidachsa
      @vidachsa 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      As a satanist I agree that the memes are indeed funny even when they aren’t. It’s fun to laugh

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@vidachsa As a Christian I think it really funny how satanists actually think satan is the ruler of hell or that he's even in hell to begin with xD

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Thats fine
      Just remember you still are saved
      Just don't let the church say you arent

    • @joshuahunt3032
      @joshuahunt3032 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I still theologically and spiritually consider myself a Christian, but I haven’t bothered with the organized aspects of the faith in ages. Still love this content.

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@joshuahunt3032 Same, I was raised Lutheran, honestly I don't even know what is different about that and the other denoms but it obviously doesn't really matter.

  • @kethemine8221
    @kethemine8221 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    "I am a kind and caring christian!"
    "WHERE IS MY GODDAMN FOOD! THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG!! IT SHOULD'VE ARRIVED MINUTES AGO!!"

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "Server" dumps uncooked food on their plate

  • @Ghostfighter797
    @Ghostfighter797 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    If that biblically accurate angel cake is Oreo flavored then I will take one slice of that biblically accurate angel cake please.

    • @kzali901
      @kzali901 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Here here.

  • @VintageBeauty1313
    @VintageBeauty1313 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    No, no, no! You’re right about the whole Sunday server thing! I worked as a cook in a restaurant, and Sundays were THE ABSOLUTE WORST!

    • @Danap-mykaykat
      @Danap-mykaykat 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Preach! I worked cold kitchen and grill at a Dairy Queen in a small religious town- Sunday shift was the absolute worst customer wise- I could always hear them yell and complain over the ear piece or from behind the counter. I’m just glad I never had to deal with anyone directly like the cashier’s did. They definitely were shorted fries and ice cream+ toppings every time they were combative 😂!

  • @runningthemeta5570
    @runningthemeta5570 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    This is why I will always say, I like that the Castlevania anime explained that crosses aren’t necessarily harmful to vampires, it just so happens that the shape is what harms them. Which is why that one weapon that Trevor gets is shaped like a cross despite being from India.

    • @ducksongfans
      @ducksongfans 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Plenty of Christans in india

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Indeed
      Crosses are symbols of spiritual protection

    • @daizy7441
      @daizy7441 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ducksongfans damnit now i’ve gotta look up the year castlevania is set in and the historical spread of religions in south asia

    • @daizy7441
      @daizy7441 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ducksongfans okay yeah there were the Saint Thomas Christians and The Church of the East on the Malabar Coast of India. Castlevania is set in the mid 15th century which is during the period of the fall of the byzantine empire and the portuguese arriving with catholicism. The symbol of the cross appears fairly prevalent even in aniconism christianity, which appears to be what india had at the time. so it’s not unreasonable for a christian cross to have come from india in the 15th century.

    • @JustAnAcorn
      @JustAnAcorn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That makes sense for Castlevania, but in a lot of vampire lore, they are described as undead and unholy, which is why the crucifix hurts them. It's even to the point where when someone dies to a vampire in Dracula, they need to have a crucifix placed on them and be surrounded with garlic in order to kill them when you wait a while to chop their head off and put a steak through their heart. There are also some things given in Dracula that I'm kind of sad didn't stick around, like how if you put a wild rose on a vampire's coffin, they can't exit it in the morning. There's also nothing about sunlight harming them, but it instead stops him from using his powers aside from noon(I think)

  • @jjnsomesauce
    @jjnsomesauce 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    2:55 I love the idea that he was, in fact, glowing 24/7. But the dudes going after him were just really, really dumb.

  • @Man-I-Love-Frogs
    @Man-I-Love-Frogs 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

    I'm not a Christian but went to a Christian school and these are hilarious

  • @hmnhntr
    @hmnhntr 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Man, I love this sub
    Actual Christians, heretics, and shitposters all living together in harmony

    • @Danap-mykaykat
      @Danap-mykaykat 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Gotta be honest, that’s why I love it and keep coming back, especially the Shitposter part- that last meme about Nietzsche and “I just wanted to share cool Jesus memes but you made it weird!” had me rolling

  • @mikethewhizz5085
    @mikethewhizz5085 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    The only reason "be not afraid" works is because they know that if they don't do what the biblically accurate angel says, they're going to be unmade

  • @Callmeyourfournerplease
    @Callmeyourfournerplease 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    As a Christian, I take no offense to these memes. This is great.

    • @NutEmperor
      @NutEmperor 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      same

    • @coolkat3103
      @coolkat3103 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      same

    • @Shooshpa-z2e
      @Shooshpa-z2e หลายเดือนก่อน

      The subreddit was actually intended to be a community of progressive christians but then… internet. (5:17)

  • @Princess_of_cute
    @Princess_of_cute 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    5:36 that confused me as a child, but we had religious sciences as a class in my school. A good way to think of it, is to remember water. Water can be frozen, can be liquid, and it can be steam, still, steam can't be liquid at the same time, as it also can't be solid frozen at the same time, because then it's not steam anymore. Still, all it's still water, just like ice and liquid water.

  • @Danka42
    @Danka42 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Yeah, if God doesn't have a sense of humour, I don't want him.

  • @pat9353
    @pat9353 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    7:12 Our store is unionized and we get time and half on Sunday’s for that exact reason. Nobody wants to work Sunday’s, and it’s got everything to do with that crowd.

  • @kzali901
    @kzali901 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    3:10
    There was a guy that sat at the gates of a city begging for money coz he was paraplegic
    And Peter said, "No." And healed him
    Poor dude has 0 skills and now that he's healed, 0 income.

    • @Danka42
      @Danka42 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      1) You don't need a disability to beg
      2) You don't need 7 years of uni to do an average iron-age job

    • @Shooshpa-z2e
      @Shooshpa-z2e หลายเดือนก่อน

      @Danka42 Well but back then you did.

  • @justonechessguy
    @justonechessguy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    6:30 ay how long until that tank turns into wine

  • @earthboundisawsome
    @earthboundisawsome 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    That biblically accurate cake is actually badass. Talk about an angel food cake to write home about!

  • @Danka42
    @Danka42 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    1:14 There were literally wars about this🙃
    1:30 Dude canonically lived in the wilderness for quite a while, feeding on bugs and wild bee honey, before he started preaching.
    2:12 The visual metaphor represents someone twisting themselves into knots to obey someone who cannot be bothered to make sense. The game of Twister. Am I old? Does anyone remember this?
    2:40 Also a legitimately divisive philosophical question.
    3:00 The prophets explicitly states the Messiah will not be much of a looker. You are absolutely right.
    3:05 Don't worry about it, it's just a crass joke from someone who think begging makes a good income.
    3:40 There's plenty of the blue ones in the Old Testament. Oh, and the camel was probably a mistranslation and was supposed to be a rope.
    3:57 The hierarchy in Catholic church is absolute. More so than feudals. And Soviets literally tried to have a pope killed.
    5:38 There were literally wars about this, too🙃
    5:50 While this isn't a real psalm, there was indeed a prophet in the Old Testament (Elisha) who sent two bears to kill children for laughing at his bald head. 42 dead kids. Not even joking.
    7:25 American exclusive. Poor you 😢 I work as a cashier and the after-church crowd are very nice customers.
    7:45 If there is hell, these people belong there.
    8:13 The opening line would be _"....brothers."_
    8:39 *gasp* A girl?! The horror, the horror! ...yeah, that's what they mean. You being lost here officially earned you a brownie point ❤
    9:01 When you read the scene of the Last Supper, you realize Jesus went really out of his way _not_ to out Judas as the traitor.
    10:33 Those are priest ranks. _Farrah-seas and sadue-seas._ They were witnesses to Jesus healing a guy, or saw the guy later, already healed. Not sure which one, it happened multiple times. It was his favourite prank.
    10:39 Chapter, _then_ verses.
    11:00 ...wars. Again.
    12:08 Tower of Babel. It was supposed to be so tall it will reach Heaven. Christian Bible does not mention the height but various other books place it anywhere between 90 m and 13 km. Either way, God was like "dang, that's scary" and made them all speak in different languages, making cooperation hard and they abandoned the project.

    • @blueaccelerator2674
      @blueaccelerator2674 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      it appears god moved away once planes were invented

    • @TeddyLovesAxl
      @TeddyLovesAxl 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thanks ig

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Shimmer pfp!

    • @ChaoticJester
      @ChaoticJester 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And that tower is why confusing American English even exists!

    • @Danka42
      @Danka42 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@seantaggart7382 😉

  • @RealFoxTrotFox
    @RealFoxTrotFox 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    “Evangelical Christian furries”
    I was not expecting those words to be together at all

    • @tamsuemomwife
      @tamsuemomwife 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I say the fact that they are fucking homophobic furries is way more “whaty” than the fact that they are Christians

  • @Mozarella_king
    @Mozarella_king 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    i love how these are only half dank, a quarter extremist and the rest are somewhere in between

  • @mayzydayz611
    @mayzydayz611 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Every person I've ever met who's worked in hospitality has told me about how disgusting the Sunday crowd is

  • @BazukinBelyugovich
    @BazukinBelyugovich 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    3:05 That's also a scene in _The Life of Brian:_ "Alms for an ex-leper?"

  • @sparrowmira1115
    @sparrowmira1115 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Lmao I had to pause this video just to say I vibe with the sunday Christian crowds at restaurants!
    I was a waitress at a Christian pizza restaurant (same 15 hymn played all day) & the crowds from churches on Sundays were the worst! We'd be full to capacity, only 1-3 waitresses on staff, & were run crazy by Karen types, hollier than thou types, etc.
    They. Never. Tipped. If they did, it was a fake bill with Christian propaganda or would literally be pocket change (like 50 cents) on Bill's over $100. They would scream, snap their fingers at you & purposely interrupt you with other customers.
    As someone who grew up in the church (not Christian anymore), I was always appalled at their behavior. Especially seeing as most of them were over 40 & ran most of the town.
    I don't miss it. 😂😅

    • @sparrowmira1115
      @sparrowmira1115 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Ex: Had an older couple once tell me & a fellow waitress that we were going to Hell & don't deserve a tip because we had tattoos.

    • @ChaoticJester
      @ChaoticJester 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Damn, I would have given a big tip if I saw all of that happening.

    • @Cameron_Levine
      @Cameron_Levine 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I am very sorry you had to experience those type of Christians. As a Christian myself, this is not what God wanted people to do. The Bible calls for us to be caring and kind. I have seen the fake money before, and it always saddens me because that is not how you get people to come to your church. It makes people turn away. Again, sorry that this happened to you.

  • @stylishlyheartless979
    @stylishlyheartless979 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    As a Christian, these are pretty darn funny

  • @johnathanruiz-pineda9610
    @johnathanruiz-pineda9610 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    1:34- John the Baptist ate locust in the wilderness.

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Was it out of desperation or something like that, because it would be very brave

  • @HokiespiderSlideshows
    @HokiespiderSlideshows 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    The Tetris cross one is fucking hilarious.

  • @Jokoko2828
    @Jokoko2828 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    GaryVee is one of the OG manosphere prophets, you can safely ignore the man unless you get your giggles from watching a tiny man with a big ego yell.

  • @PicketPolecat
    @PicketPolecat 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    5:20 You see my dude, you tried to out-power move the all powerful, that was your mistake right there

  • @CarbonMage
    @CarbonMage 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    4:51 thats an Inquisitor from Warhammer 40,000.
    They're a religious/political inquisition, in SPACE

    • @MrAwesomeSolos
      @MrAwesomeSolos 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      My brudda

    • @mleadenham1
      @mleadenham1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MrAwesomeSolos Stop bossing people around and wearing the trappings of a god if you aren't willing to OWN IT.

    • @MrAwesomeSolos
      @MrAwesomeSolos 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mleadenham1 Mankind is the Galaxy’s one true ruler!

    • @mleadenham1
      @mleadenham1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@MrAwesomeSolos Word of advice: Don't wear gold around Lorgar.

    • @MrAwesomeSolos
      @MrAwesomeSolos 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@mleadenham1 But gold is my whole shtick. Golden throne, golden armor, etc.

  • @Ducksaregreat
    @Ducksaregreat 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    7:59
    It’s sad that. Christians genuinely believe it’s a competitive game. Assuming Christianity is correct, some of my family will not make it to Heaven since they rejected Jesus. I will never rejoice to that.

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thing is you don't actually know that and you don't know if/when they may repent nor can you "judge" their fate to begin with, that itself is a sin. You can judge their actions and words all you want, nothing wrong with that and if they love their sin more than themselves then they will indeed assert that you're "judging" them.
      This isn't a competition, its a call to salvation n when the last call chimes it'll be too late, not everyone who calls themselves a Christian will be saved either, not everyone who calls themselves that is actually repenting.
      And in the event you are saved and some of your family aren't.... you likely won't even know they ever existed, or the expansion of your comprehension will exceed your current mortal constraints of accepting people's own choices and God's will.
      My best advice, be at peace as often as possible.

    • @Ducksaregreat
      @Ducksaregreat 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ShaggyTheClown17 I understand what your saying about not really caring in heaven. I personally believe it will be to great to think about it. However, that's in the distant future. Right now, I am sad.

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Ducksaregreat That's what we have to suffer with among other things and we're encouraged to glorify God, be happy and live life as good as we can without looking to what others are doing with envy or covetousness.

  • @sweetcherry7759
    @sweetcherry7759 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    10:05 Actually that whole “don’t lie w men” thing is inaccurate, it was “don’t lie with CHILDREN like you would a woman”, gee, wonder why Priests would want THAT _specific_ wording changed??
    Also Sodem and Gamorah was about Xenophobia, not Gay Ppl (plus all the r@pe.. consent is important to God) He’s not Homophobic.
    He loves humans, they’re very important to him, regardless of orientation/race/gender/etc

    • @frostbitlion1727
      @frostbitlion1727 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Based God

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well homosexuality is considered an abomination....... if you can't get over that and accept that repenting is the only way then... suit yourself?
      You can hate sin and not the sinner, but if you love your sin more than yourself then I guess you think everyone hates you....

    • @frostbitlion1727
      @frostbitlion1727 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@ShaggyTheClown17 but it's not though... they literally just explained that. Also Judas? Kissed Jesus - sure it was Betrayal but the kiss itself wasn't the issue, and Jesus still loved Judas.

    • @Bookconsumer
      @Bookconsumer 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm commenting to boost this so more people will see it.

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@frostbitlion1727I fail to see what that even has to do with homosexuality anyway....

  • @Samurai_Stoner
    @Samurai_Stoner หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was born catholic, became Buddhist during rehab, best decision I ever made, people should be kind and treat others nice, not to get to heaven, but to make earth feel like it... be nice to be nice not to get anything out of it

  • @michaeljohnson1117
    @michaeljohnson1117 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    11:23. Just say, "Well, you just said it, and I don't see anyone coming after you."

  • @-alovelygaycat-
    @-alovelygaycat- 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    0:12
    It took me far longer than I’d like to admit to figure out which one it was. When the *revelation* hit me, I felt like such an idiot.

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That one was written by some guy who had hallucinations I think , talk about "holy" scriptures

    • @blueaccelerator2674
      @blueaccelerator2674 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      i-
      god damn it why was that actually clever-

    • @-alovelygaycat-
      @-alovelygaycat- 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@blueaccelerator2674
      I tried my best, so thank you :)

  • @gabrote42
    @gabrote42 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how this channel usually shows the full meme!

  • @pokie9094
    @pokie9094 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I love when Robin narrates, best shit ever!

    • @someonehavinganidentitycrisis
      @someonehavinganidentitycrisis 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What about when Jack, the snack that smiles back, narrates

    • @pokie9094
      @pokie9094 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@someonehavinganidentitycrisis I love him too and Lexi lol

    • @someonehavinganidentitycrisis
      @someonehavinganidentitycrisis 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@pokie9094 and Damien too?

    • @pokie9094
      @pokie9094 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@someonehavinganidentitycrisis DUHHHH

  • @NickWrightDataYT
    @NickWrightDataYT 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The Sadducees were sad, you see,

    • @mleadenham1
      @mleadenham1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Between the Pharisees and the Sadducees, historians actually consider the Pharisees the more _liberal_ of the two groups.
      Really gives a sense of what the Sadducees must have been like.

  • @Morana-mori
    @Morana-mori 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    6:12 so in case someone doesn’t understand this, there was this old bald guy that was on top of a mountain praying (I don’t remember his name, it’s been a while since I read that story) and these kids were making fun of him so he called god to send bears after them.
    God did, the kids died, and the guy felt no guilt (as far as I remember)

  • @andrelimaveiga7867
    @andrelimaveiga7867 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    3:17 i can see why moses needed divine aid

  • @DeadgelordTopher
    @DeadgelordTopher 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    11:14-11:38 Late to the party comment, but management at my store actually did tell us to say Happy Holidays to customers instead of Merry Christmas, because "not everyone celebrates Christmas" -- which basically just meant "we're pretending to be religiously inclusive of everyone because we're secretly afraid of our customers and don't want them to go somewhere else because they got offended" in actual, honest English. They got on my case about not saying the "right" phrase a few times when I honestly just forgot and said MC out of habit, so I made a point of just not ever being the first one to say either phrase at all during customer interactions.

  • @CaptainMangles
    @CaptainMangles 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    10:39
    Matthew chapter 20 verse 16

  • @AmazingAutist
    @AmazingAutist 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    6:40 however, in contrast, Thanksgiving requires all th' fixin's.
    *And you can't rush them fixin's.*

  • @judahsmyth5398
    @judahsmyth5398 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:46: the image for "how Puritans actually got their name" looks to be a Warhammer 40K Inquisitor, or at least a sister of battle, the flaming skull in the image being what i know of as a "Servo Skull", basically Inquisitors would hunt down anyone who has any hint of not being unquestioningly loyal/worshipping their (corpse) god-emperor, and execute them along with everyone close to them, Warhammer 40K itself is a 'Grimdark' universe, where there is no-one good, it's just eternal war in space basically

  • @Ducksaregreat
    @Ducksaregreat 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    10:11
    It’s not conservative Christians (I know A LOT of conservative Christians who DGAF about your sexuality), it’s literally just homophobic Christians. The Bible does mention something about homosexuality not being natural (haven’t read up on it), but it’s about as bad as lying. Those Christians are just as guilty.
    ALSO, the most important rule in the Bible is to love everyone. It’s just homophobes using religion to justify their actions.

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well is not love to tell someone that they're doing wrong when they're trying to claim it is right?
      This "judgement" word is what you're looking for but to cut you off before you execute it, the word judgement is more of a claim of whether or not someone is saved or condemned, putting sin before yourself and saying that if someone condemns your sin that you're condemning them?.... Well, that would be you judging yourself by claiming to be willing to be condemned for a sin, and people simply not complying with the idea of popularizing homosexuality? I don't think we need to justify anything here, you can hate sin without hating the sinner, but if you love sin, you'll only think people hate you.....

    • @Bookconsumer
      @Bookconsumer 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ShaggyTheClown17so that's why so many Christians think they are being attacked.

    • @Ducksaregreat
      @Ducksaregreat 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ShaggyTheClown17 I understand the difference between hating sin and hating someone.
      Please, give me the section of the Bible where it says homosexuality needs to be stopped. Also, please organize your thoughts better. It took me five minutes just to understand your reply.
      Finally, we need to be hospitable to everyone. Just because someone's gay doesn't mean we can't love them like the Lord does.

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Ducksaregreat Well no, we're not permitted to love like the lord because he is the one who can actually redeem and people cannot, theres a certain line there where you will become just as guilty of the same sin, and even in terms of conversation we're advised to not speak to those who are completely against us and so that is good reason certain people complain about being isolated.
      In terms of where it says homosexuality is a sin, you can find it yourself, stopping it? Why do you think anyone wants to stop it unless it is those who rather stay away from and not see it or maybe a person who had such thoughts and intentionally avoids so as not to be tempted more?

  • @frauleinloonylove7273
    @frauleinloonylove7273 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Too much time on social media/using your phone can actually be really bad for your mental health. Not everything boils down to "boomer saying phone bad."

  • @loriw2661
    @loriw2661 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The fact that Jeebus is always shown as a white guy should make believers think. Oh wait……

  • @elstarnor4628
    @elstarnor4628 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:40 PAPYRUS DIDN’T DESERVE THIS LEAVE HIM OUT OF IT 😭😭😭😭

  • @menzel17
    @menzel17 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Robin literally just exposed himself in the first second of this videl

  • @look-at-this-goofy-ahh-rat
    @look-at-this-goofy-ahh-rat 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    As a Catholic, this is my jam. This is funny right here.

  • @lionhart1517
    @lionhart1517 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So, FUN FACT! Jesus was in fact Jewish and a rabbi, and one if the requirements to become a rabbi was to be married. Ergo: Jesus did in fact marry someone, presumably Mary Magdalene

    • @Alverant
      @Alverant 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It was a typo. He's a rabbit. That's why we have the easter bunny. :)

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ummmm, thats not a requirement to be a rabbi, it was traditional in terms of being able to get work.... but Jesus wasn't working as a rabbi.... considering the elders were the ones who had him "crossed".... maybe read a bit more.

  • @Whimsykit
    @Whimsykit 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:36 john the baptist ate bugs

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Did you also know John the Baptist actually "met" Jesus when both their moms met and John jumped with joy inside of his mom? xD

  • @anonymanonymus4706
    @anonymanonymus4706 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    God uses a Nokia because only a Nokia can withstand his holy fingers.

  • @errantwinds-up8uu
    @errantwinds-up8uu 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This subreddit is so fun!

  • @leaderlamby
    @leaderlamby 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You can totally be a Christian and furry
    You absolutely canNOT be a furry and anti-gay

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm sure you could, just like there are feminists who are anti trendsjenders and there are even trendjenders who only seek to victimize people much like themselves when they were victims and likely caused their issue to begin with.

  • @Silent_Soliloquies
    @Silent_Soliloquies 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Robin that IS the front of the Turkey..not the back. They got the joke wrong

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5:25 is that the chronological order?!

  • @lunarcrystalstudios
    @lunarcrystalstudios 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    work actually told me that I had to said happy holidays to customers even though the music is playing hark the herald angels sing, wish I was making it up

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    6:46 shops here decorate
    Gone the day immediately after
    XD

  • @minestar2247
    @minestar2247 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    6:00 I prefer believing that manipulating gods name for evil is an unforgivable sin, as they said it themselfs, and because god is kinda responsible for homosexuality existing

  • @lillianward2810
    @lillianward2810 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    12:12 this is a joke about the story of the Tower of Babel; people built a tower that they hoped would be able to reach the heavens. God knocked the tower down and then made everyone there speak different languages so they couldn’t communicate with each other anymore (before this there was only one language).

  • @sassymusic77
    @sassymusic77 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So the demon Crowley (GO, not SN) invented memes as well as shutting down the entire London area phone system and making the whole M25 into a giant Satanic prayer wheel? Sweet!

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    7:27 the main meal arrived before the appetizer?? how???

  • @sweetcherry7759
    @sweetcherry7759 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1:24 _Actually_ he likely was very much married. In Jewish tradition, especially during his time period it’d be very strange if he wasn’t married. So if he in fact _wasn’t_ married and remained a “virgin”, the scriptures would have made a very clear point to say as much, but they never did.
    Which implies he was married and most likely married to none other than Mary. (Not his Mary, the other Mary-)

  • @minestar2247
    @minestar2247 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:45 he refused to obey the order of God to (I don't remember the word) to Adam, but he was too cocky so he got sent to hell

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ummm, well as far as I remember is that satan was jealous of mankind's relationship with God, as smart as satan supposedly was he was foolish to think he could actually do anything to deter God. He simply fit into God's plan, who knew everything from beginning to end before he even created, and in the end it'll be just as it was in the beginning, the final product will be VERY GOOD.
      Also, satan is not in hell, hell btw is not the final destination, the lake of fire is.

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ShaggyTheClown17 Yeah, satan used to be gods best disciple, but not anymore. I still wonder if destiny denies free will or not. Wait, I though hell was just the English equivalent for the place where bad people spend the afterlife

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@minestar2247 uh.... no? satan was described as the most beautiful and the smartest.... but of course his vanity was his doom and he couldn't/can't even see it.
      And hell.... as many times as I've said it already is not the final place of the condemned... its the lake of fire which things for all intents and purposes cease to exist, being burned for eternity.
      Destiny?.... You mean God's knowledge of everything from beginning to the end of the universe since he exists at both the beginning and the end at the same time, unchanging? Then yes, problem is, WE do not know..... so our life goes as long as it does and we don't know what will happen, we find out as it does.
      A saying I made once. The purpose of death is to find out where we're going, the purpose of life is to find out why.

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ShaggyTheClown17 yep, vanity sure is a sin

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@minestar2247 Well if you read he had a WHOLE ass lot of wives from different places and he built monuments to all their idols, he turned away from God and that was his doom.
      His father David, though he killed goliath by his faith in God, he was the one who had this one woman's husband killed in battle so as to try and counter his sin by sleeping with the guy's wife, the resulting child was taken from him by God and david was forgiven of his sin, if I remember correctly.

  • @dirtycasual3094
    @dirtycasual3094 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    If a Nokia killed the dinosaurs would we not have found it by now?

    • @NekoChanSenpai
      @NekoChanSenpai 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I mean, they're not THAT indestructible

    • @wantedbird55srandomchannel28
      @wantedbird55srandomchannel28 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@NekoChanSenpaiIt's probably buried in the mantle, we'll fish it out though.

  • @emmathornley4745
    @emmathornley4745 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    There is no Psalm 224, but there is youths getting mauled by bears for making fun of a bald man in 2 Kings chapter 2

  • @Ory596
    @Ory596 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:44
    It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle then for a rich man to enter the kingdom of god

  • @EldritchWhispersOfficial
    @EldritchWhispersOfficial 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Oh my god are you telling me God reproduces via mitosis?

  • @minestar2247
    @minestar2247 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:23 nah, god also takes part of the credit for doing that, so it's not totally self centered

  • @johnkacin1500
    @johnkacin1500 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The way i was taught the faith. Was that all men are fallible and that if you were to judge someone you were to judge yourself. Fair enough. Do what you want to do, and I'll do what i want to do, And neither in twine shall it mix.

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well, you CAN condemn the living hell out of any actions you want.... unless someone thinks their choices are the same as their own soul.... then they will naturally think you're assuming authority to "judge" their soul, which is not what that is but of course people who love sin more than themselves will defend it against their own sanity.

  • @minestar2247
    @minestar2247 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    10:27 Yeah, god may be powerfull, but you kinda need to make reasons for their power to work, like taking medicine prescribed by a doctor(thank god for our big brains)

  • @superzockertvyt9630
    @superzockertvyt9630 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:03 my first thought was: damn bro had a ring light setup on his back oh influencer goes crazy

  • @mikethewhizz5085
    @mikethewhizz5085 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I agree, I don't think equating the republican party to a playful and curious black cat is very fair to the cat

  • @Sgt-Wolf
    @Sgt-Wolf 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:48
    Warhammer 40k actually.

  • @minestar2247
    @minestar2247 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    12:09 that pharo sure screwed up, he didn t even pay his workers and gave them the impossible deadline of a week

  • @midnightfox5077
    @midnightfox5077 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The bible says that being homosexual is wrong. The bible also says to show compassion and love for one another. Conclusion: Correct it but don't hate it.

  • @SCP-323WendigoSkull
    @SCP-323WendigoSkull 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love watching rock music videos and seeing all the people quoting scripture in the comment sections. Do they have nothing better to do?

    • @SCP-323WendigoSkull
      @SCP-323WendigoSkull 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@lesgamersdemodees1774 they are sinners for viewing the forbidden music lol

  • @NekoChanSenpai
    @NekoChanSenpai 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Lad really pronounced Sadducees as seduces, lmao

  • @aylaandersen
    @aylaandersen 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I am not Christian and have never been Christian, but I still know enough about the Bible to find these hilarious XD

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5:05 BEAUTIFUL

  • @stolenhero6650
    @stolenhero6650 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    8:00 No youre right, its about acting consistently, and giving love to consistently, if you wish ill on others and pretend to be good, it is wrong, or, if you commit ill and pretend to be good, it is wrong, or even if you commit evil and then say "I ACCEPT THE LORD AS MY SAVIOR" right before you die, you are going deeper to hell than you were before, because you disrespect God by comitting all those actions, showing no remorse, and no actions of trying to better the world or oneself, without helping anyone OR anything, it is even worse than lukewarm, it is attempting to lie to God for selfish reasons,
    so yes sir youre right

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well.... we're not permitted to say if someone is condemned or saved sooooo....
      So we can't say that can't possibly happen but people can discern the likelihood at least.

    • @stolenhero6650
      @stolenhero6650 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ShaggyTheClown17 it is not for us to say, but following his words we can clearly see, if you lie and pretend to be a christian, it is one of the worst sins. If youre constantly wishing ill of others, you are not of good faith mind. ETC, ETC.

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@stolenhero6650 Not sure if that is the "worst" sin but it's still up to the individual what they choose to think regardless of who has done what and claims to be something they may or may not be.
      And would you say people are wishing ill or are they possibly giving warning? Gotta be very specific with this accusation.

  • @matthewschuh3332
    @matthewschuh3332 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    To answer what the hell ass thing that was for Robin, that is an Imperial Inquisitor from Warhammer 40k, specifically I believe that was the promo art for Dawn of War 2 Retribution

  • @Ryanthusar
    @Ryanthusar 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    God damnit, now I cant get that thought out of my head in regards to Order 66 and the rapture when applied to the Jedi.

  • @sadboiinasweater6104
    @sadboiinasweater6104 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There are, in fact, christian furries

  • @flabbagoglethe3rd383
    @flabbagoglethe3rd383 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    At 10:38
    Pharisees (Fan-rih-seas)
    Sadducees (Sah-jew-seas)

  • @TheVillainousSoul
    @TheVillainousSoul 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm not gonna lie, I was not expecting a Christian Undertale meme.

  • @danz9268
    @danz9268 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:01 Gary V. a.k.a "Mr. Pure Energy" is a local celebrety in the Philippines.

  • @mikethewhizz5085
    @mikethewhizz5085 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    *the unforgivable sin is making fun of people's BALDNESS. It is perfectly fine to make fun of a person who happens to be bald for other reasons

  • @kittypaisley2029
    @kittypaisley2029 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm an atheist but this is amazing.

  • @537zun4
    @537zun4 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    04:50 thats an Inquisitor from Wh40k, no one excpects the human empire inquisition =)

  • @LupinsBlueJacket
    @LupinsBlueJacket 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m a Catholic who is trans and the one at 11:10 startled me lol-

  • @mleadenham1
    @mleadenham1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's Chapter : Verse
    For example, the long form of John 3:16 would be _The Gospel According to John,_ chapter 3 verse 16.

  • @tergish1
    @tergish1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Thou shalt not judge lest ye be judged a Karen and your opinion ignored

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Depends, can you condemn a choice or action? Yes, does that mean you're assuming the authority to condemn the soul? No... Do people often take that verse out of context to put their sin before themselves as to confuse their own soul for the sin they want to defend? Yes.

    • @Bookconsumer
      @Bookconsumer 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ShaggyTheClown17do you have nothing better to do? You're just repeating yourself.

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Bookconsumer Its a pretty damn common saying so yeah I'd like to see what multiple people think of the fact. Nothing better? I think only one of us actually works so be careful about showing your butthurt.

  • @seantaggart7382
    @seantaggart7382 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:55 you think god has a big red button labeled "rapture?"

  • @joshuahunt3032
    @joshuahunt3032 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    8:13 The Stanford website seems to think that Martin Luther King Jr, of all people, wrote a sermon in which he described a theoretical Pauline letter to the American Churches. Granted, that was for 1950s America, which may have been actively worse in some ways, but I wonder how much of that thought exercise remains relevant.

  • @CHESS-MAN2491
    @CHESS-MAN2491 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As an atheist i enjoy the christian meme
    Even though i don't understand half of them