DSP Infuriated Has Mental Breakdown Feeling Impotent After Not Being Able to Beat High Rank Players

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  • The salt man the salt 🐷

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  • @RC-cv3bv
    @RC-cv3bv ปีที่แล้ว +429

    I'm so glad that Phil wasted $500 just to get these results.

    • @MRC325
      @MRC325 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What did he spend 500 dollars on?

    • @robdavideogamer4119
      @robdavideogamer4119 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      ​@@MRC325he spent $300 on a new stick then at least $60 on the game(probably more since I can only assume he got the fighter pass or special edition) so yeah like 400 to 500 dollars

    • @solidvault3698
      @solidvault3698 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@robdavideogamer4119he got the most expensive version of SF6 for the pass and all

    • @newseager4021
      @newseager4021 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@robdavideogamer4119 Gotta buy garbage he will use for a week instead of paying off his extensive IRS debt. God I hope he gets pinched for tax evasion eventually, he absolutely deserves it.

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yup, all the money in the world can't buy you skill.

  • @milkinobama8160
    @milkinobama8160 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Love how he not only calling them terrible players, but also occasionally terrible people too. Imagine being called a terrible person due to the other person skill issue

    • @SrCarlo20
      @SrCarlo20 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Because he takes a damn videogame too seriously, like a child.
      I'm not immune to salt, but after I get the floor swept with myself by master players I try to say gg and laugh it off, Phil practically doubles my age lmao

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@SrCarlo20 he takes everything way too seriously.

    • @simplelife88393
      @simplelife88393 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He literally once got his random blanka ball react DP'd and said 'Go f your mother' to the guy

    • @OSRSnChill
      @OSRSnChill ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The projection he displays when raging is the best part of the salt IMO

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@simplelife88393i quote... "F*ck you and your mother, you both suck" 😂

  • @Trashboat444
    @Trashboat444 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Phil: *praises SF6 online as a way to cope with being bad at mk1*
    Also Phil: "this online sucks, it drops everything, its trash"

    • @ValSempai
      @ValSempai ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "I honestly think we've been spoiled by street fighter 6 and how good the online is" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SamaelMoneyStein
      @SamaelMoneyStein ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What ? Mk 1 is available to play ? 🥴

    • @ValSempai
      @ValSempai ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SamaelMoneyStein there was a beta my friend!

    • @shizochaos
      @shizochaos ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah his ego will never even allow a mere thought that the one who's bad here is DSP

    • @ValSempai
      @ValSempai ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Deadener. lmao what "same complaints"

  • @RetrowaveCinema
    @RetrowaveCinema ปีที่แล้ว +283

    I love how nobody is a good player for phil because they are not playing "at competitive level, with competitive combos". My brother in Christ, if I want to spam the high kick button and nothing else all match, I will do that. And if you get your ass beaten by that, it is clear to me that you have no idea what is happening in this game and just smash your hooves on the joystick.

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It's doubly funny when you consider all the effort and time he's prepared to put in to learn any character is five minutes against a training dummy to memorise like a couple combos because he's a variety streamer DOOD and doesn't have time for DAT SNORTSNORTSNORT
      So it's not as if he's playing at a competitive level, with competitive combos either. But he's still the best ever, better than all the players who put more time into the game than he does.

    • @rebel4466
      @rebel4466 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He's a narcissist. Things can't be his fault. It's the net code, the joystick, the lag, online khambos... Did you see him admitting a serious flaw at any point in 15 years? didn't think so.
      Check some information on "narcissistic injury" and see how it perfectly fits lil Dave.
      (Interestingly fits a lot of lolcows of all different shapes and sizes)

    • @kgriffi22222
      @kgriffi22222 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah he just wants to win easy not learn anything. This is the result when he gets destroyed. Tasty salt 😂😂

    • @iRemainNameless
      @iRemainNameless ปีที่แล้ว

      Rollback netcode. Just being honest. Nothin I could do@@rebel4466

    • @kin4386
      @kin4386 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's the very simple response of "If the player who just beat your ass is apparently shit, what does that make you?"

  • @dookiefingers8436
    @dookiefingers8436 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    DSP: "YOU BEAT ME IN A GAME? YOURE AN *AWFUL* PERSON!"
    Also DSP: "Most people that dont like me are stup!d, just bein' awnest"
    DSP is allowed to call you an awful, horrible human for beating him in a game, but if you EVER call out the bad things he does in real life, youre a morahn, just bein' awnest.

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper ปีที่แล้ว +19

      When did the internet become so toxic? Whenever Phil logs on.

    • @Alxmir23
      @Alxmir23 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      mature adult thinks youre an awful person for playing a certain way in a video game

    • @scnoz1430
      @scnoz1430 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s just the dsp character dood. He’s doing it for entertainment dood

    • @BenHeckHacks
      @BenHeckHacks ปีที่แล้ว

      "My haters are filled with TOX-CIT-SISSY!" 10 seconds later Phil tells a viewer to f**k themselves.

    • @JustVibin123
      @JustVibin123 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WHY AM I TOXIC

  • @Ouroboros619
    @Ouroboros619 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I lost because of lag.
    If there's no lag, then it's because it's a top tier character.
    If it's not a top tier character, then it's an online pattern.
    If it's not an online pattern, it's because they guessed.
    If they didn't guess, then it's just bad luck, so it's completely out of my control and I can't be blamed.
    It's not me, it's not my fault.

    • @jkdman2007
      @jkdman2007 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The game dropped my inputs!

    • @kgriffi22222
      @kgriffi22222 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Best description of DSP ever, right? Sound good? Snort

    • @pewpewTN
      @pewpewTN ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The story of his life.

    • @joshbkimmusic
      @joshbkimmusic ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did… did you just turn the core-a gaming scrublord’s prayer into a dsp loser prayer?…
      You damned genius…

    • @GamerGarm
      @GamerGarm ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And if it wasn't luck, the opponent did nothing impressive so it doesn't count anyways.

  • @YoutubeStyleChannel
    @YoutubeStyleChannel ปีที่แล้ว +107

    In a few years he will pass this all off as being a character.
    I can understand getting frustrated at a game, but the abuse of his hardware and the verbal abuse he hurls at people who beat him is beyond acceptable. I wonder why the FGC want nothing to do with him.

    • @rsonic510
      @rsonic510 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He already does, watch the Sidescrollers interview

    • @ScrambledBrain5
      @ScrambledBrain5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait till Star Field, that will tell you if he's got a few years left in this dying career. If his day 1 isn't massive, then he's screwed. Even he'll have to look inwards.

    • @DeTaxxman
      @DeTaxxman ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ScrambledBrain5I think he is so delusional he will spin it to be the trolls fault.

    • @ScrambledBrain5
      @ScrambledBrain5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DeTaxxman It's not a if, but when.

    • @eziomorte3380
      @eziomorte3380 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's at 95$ after 3 hours of streaming atm. Not so great, 50$ came from one whale. @@ScrambledBrain5

  • @Abedeuss
    @Abedeuss ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "NO DRIVE CANCEL... oh I didn't have it, I burned out myself somehow?" this mohran wanted to complain about game drahping inputs, before realizing it was his mistake FOR ONCE. Had to add the "somehow" because of course gotta minimize his faults.

  • @IamAliGamer_
    @IamAliGamer_ ปีที่แล้ว +76

    “She doesn’t know how to play the game, you suck ass”
    …And he’s losing lmfao

    • @Tezasaurus
      @Tezasaurus ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "You didn't beat me! Your moves beat mine"

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "SHE DIDN'T BEAT ME!" after getting perfected.

  • @crimsoncutz8430
    @crimsoncutz8430 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    It's wild how every single character is unplayable garbage when he's using them and broken and unbeatable when he's playing against them. I had no idea Capcom was releasing such huge balance patches every other day.

    • @BindingOfMe
      @BindingOfMe ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Capcom dropping those Phil exclusive hotfixes

    • @ValSempai
      @ValSempai ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What's even crazier is he's complains that everyone is top tier but Honda actually has the highest win rate in almost every rank. Hell last week jwong uploaded a video of him playing Honda going on a 25 win streak. Phil has no excuse

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Capcom is a detractor dude

  • @meowforjasper2838
    @meowforjasper2838 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    All of this with a bad neck that he hurt in his shower. Wow, DSP is amazingly courageous and can tough anything out. Did you guys know he doesn't feel pain?

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Money dulls the agony, tip him to see this medical marvel unfold.

    • @WingsOfAgeOfConsent
      @WingsOfAgeOfConsent ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It's a good thing he used to be a bodybuilder and strengthened those enormous muscles to resist pain.

    • @Throbingkcoc
      @Throbingkcoc ปีที่แล้ว +14

      His muscles have turned to jelly from 15 years of sitting and not doing any physical activities.

    • @DoritosBurger
      @DoritosBurger ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Must have been jacking it pretty hard if he managed to hurt his neck doing it.

    • @drkRoss89
      @drkRoss89 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@WingsOfAgeOfConsentI'm pretty sure if he tried doing 30 bodyweight squats his legs would fold like a deck chair.

  • @novarat4089
    @novarat4089 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    that jumping cammy was 100% fucking with him lmao

    • @bustinmayo6595
      @bustinmayo6595 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Eh, theres alot of players that just play like that all the time. They run away until they are in the corner and then jump out. What he shouldve done is jump back light to keep her in the corner, it completely screws over these types of players

  • @bridge7885
    @bridge7885 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I love that he says "the connection is so good that its making me worst." Little bro, just admit that you don't know what you are doing

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ping under 17ms? Bad. Over 30ms? Also bad. 😂 phil can only play at the exact latency of 22ms. Anything else IS BULLSH*T lmao

    • @shareefpeoples5317
      @shareefpeoples5317 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then he just says ohh they are an online cammy despite there being no lag. He needsto just stop playing but that means going to work lol

  • @JustinTrudeau1971
    @JustinTrudeau1971 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Doesn’t he realize that everyone playing SF has to guess? He whines like he’s the only one and everyone else has clairvoyance.

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      For something he thinks this choreographed like wrestling. This is indeed a guessing game. How are other players supposed to know what move you’re using?

    • @itloaf
      @itloaf ปีที่แล้ว +3

      really was funny hearing "because it's online, I couldn't walk up and block flash kick on reaction" lmao

    • @TheSimpleMan454
      @TheSimpleMan454 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'mma pull out the ol' Boondocks clip soon. But the thing most pro fighters learn to do early is:
      *Ahem* "READ! READ! SEE THIS? READ NIGGA!"

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He thinks he's playing Street Fighter 3

  • @bobross-hv6dy
    @bobross-hv6dy ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Game is cheating, his enemies are cheating, everyone is a scrub, the Phil is always perfect. He's never wrong as amd story has shown.

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And he's never outplayed.

    • @ViViDG
      @ViViDG ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@venomfuryx3250 He only loses games because they drop his inputs.

    • @ValSempai
      @ValSempai ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's funny because yeah sure occasionally everyone complains about a input not coming out but Phil is the ONLY person that complains about phantom button presses "I didn't do that!!!"

    • @Deeeeeeeee1
      @Deeeeeeeee1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ValSempai Every normal person occasionally complains about misinputs, but usually congratulates their opponent. Phil occasionally congratulates his opponent, but usually complains about a misinputs.

    • @BooktownBoy
      @BooktownBoy ปีที่แล้ว

      There is always an excuse, but that excuse never includes the words, "they were better than me"...

  • @spencermcbride3881
    @spencermcbride3881 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "I'M TIRED OF IT CHEATING!!!!" dude legit sounds like he's about to cry

  • @excaliber2010
    @excaliber2010 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I’m glad you included other characters that weren’t Ken, beating him down. Phil is always whining and crying how unfair Ken is, but he keeps getting bodied by others too.

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And Phil would play bad with Ken also.

    • @justagamethrower
      @justagamethrower ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The only time i feel even 2% bad for Phil is when he's going against Ken after Ken since he's actually a problem in 6, But other than that the pigroach can keep crying about everything

    • @CarlBriggs861
      @CarlBriggs861 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@justagamethrowerPhil’s main character, Blanka, is actually considered a counter pick to Ken.
      Blanka is also considered top tier, as is Honda

    • @uldrs
      @uldrs ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@justagamethrower Not even gonna feel bad for that. Most the shit Ken does in SF6 is just scrub killer neutral skip that should be no problem for someone who's been playing the game for 20 years. Past that it's just good ol' neutral which Phil should have an advantage in.

    • @RuteFernandes-qs6pc
      @RuteFernandes-qs6pc ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CarlBriggs861 lol okay.. I dislike Phil as much as anybody else but neither Blanka nor Honda are "considered" top tier. In all of EVO, both are among the lowest 5 in pick rate. 4 Blankas and 6 Hondas. In contrast, the were 31 Kens and 29 JPs. Among the top 100 players online, there's 2 Blankas and 2 Hondas. In contrast, there's 16 Kens, 13 JPs.

  • @Tuck752
    @Tuck752 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Bro flat out admitted he hates fighting people who know how to play against his style of play and it discourages him from playing. You’d think a dude who’s been playing FG’s for like 30 years would have a better attitude towards that and put it towards improving but I guess not.

    • @apa123APA
      @apa123APA ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's unfair that Honda doesn't play like a better Zangief dood. Nahnsense game when he can't win mashing grabs.

    • @shareefpeoples5317
      @shareefpeoples5317 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes a pig and greedy for easy wins lol. Thats why he moved on to ps5 to smurf 😂. Hopefully he participates in Master MR matchmaking I wanna see him get turned into a pork roast

  • @theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658
    @theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    ''This is so cheap I was blocking that, I was pressing buttons. There it is again, I only lost because he used online tactics: online lag, online grab, online jumping, online combos.''

  • @boingo762
    @boingo762 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I bet Juri saying "Cya loser" after her level 1 super hits too close to home for Phil

  • @shushshush7137
    @shushshush7137 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Who knew malding would fix his body pain. If we didnt know any better I'd say he " gasp" lied ?!

  • @Robotnik19
    @Robotnik19 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    That poor controller does absolutely nothing wrong and he beats the crap out of it

  • @turbo2763
    @turbo2763 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When he left that lily after one match after calling everyone else pussies for doing the same thing. Too much cringe for me.

  • @fabiopereira8208
    @fabiopereira8208 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Pink Cammy was trolling him so hard lmao

  • @Corran123
    @Corran123 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Phil's offense boils down to headbutt, buttslam and questionable driverush resets into oicho. He doesn't use hands, he doesn't finish combos and meter is exclusively used for random supers. Piggie's excuses are frame perfect though 👌

    • @LemanRuss1992
      @LemanRuss1992 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Phil has no idea how to use Honda he relies on 3 moves when he has such a diverse moveset

  • @CamusSC
    @CamusSC ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Man today was his most deranged session for sure 😂😂😂

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Top 5 for sure lmao

  • @DSPTriesItMemology101
    @DSPTriesItMemology101  ปีที่แล้ว +43

    40 min Sodium Nuke dropping boys, prepare 🧨💣💥

    • @kmc7308
      @kmc7308 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even on camera sometimes too also, craig from sidescrollers tore him all stream and not once did he even argue back the way he does when he plays against random players on SF6

  • @Soulmakerc
    @Soulmakerc ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I love how tough he can be behind the camera but any real human contack he folds like his honda and blanka 😂

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep. I'd give anything to confront him in public and watch him piss his pants. He strikes me as the type of kid to piss his pants before fights break out.

  • @havyn88
    @havyn88 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love how he keeps slamming his fightstick and wonders why it's malfunctioning

    • @rsonic510
      @rsonic510 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And even then, it's not.

  • @karan_for_you
    @karan_for_you ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Only if he admitted that he stinks at SF, he'd have been able to cash on it. But the stubbornness is why people dislike him. He actually thinks that he is good SF player blaming on lag, modern controls, dropped move, garbage players, blaming the whole game, overpowered characters etc. The list is endless. He'd rather blame literally anything else that has nothing to do with game than realizing that he is a scrub himself. Phil, get off the internet, stop begging and get a job.

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same goes for every game he plays, it's never his fault.

    • @silviesereneblossom
      @silviesereneblossom ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you really think this man can hold gainful employment

  • @GamerGarm
    @GamerGarm ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wow! All that rocking back and forth on the X and Y axis, screaming and slamming the hooves and not a single sign of the neck/back pain. It's a Christmas miracle!

  • @Blisterdude123
    @Blisterdude123 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    He is impotent, in all probability, in all manner of ways.

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's impotent and soft in every conceivable way lmao

  • @onlyicedgarrett7791
    @onlyicedgarrett7791 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    DSP: *presses Command Grab: a powerful option, especially when you are at frame advantage such as after landing Honda's stomp, forcing the opponent to block a Drive Rush normal, or on the opponent’s wakeup. However, it loses to jumps and gets full-punished by jumps to offset how dangerous it can be to defend against the threat of a command grab*
    Opponent: *jumps, a defensive option that beats command grabs but loses to most straightforward attacks, especially meaty attacks or Honda's butt slam*
    DSP: COMPLETELY RANDOM GUESS, UNEARNED

  • @MrJoyShow
    @MrJoyShow ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I don't get how he plays Honda and NEVER uses Hundred Hand Slap. He always complains about people who spam/mash the same moves but he relies so much on headbutt and the command grab (which he whiffs constantly). Like I'm no Master but come on..

  • @bleuornage4388
    @bleuornage4388 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Only DSP would say low ping is worse for you

  • @ShadowBaofu
    @ShadowBaofu ปีที่แล้ว +57

    It just isn't a Memology video without DSP getting perfected.

    • @TheSpectre2300
      @TheSpectre2300 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (obnoxious DSP Laugh)

    • @TheSimpleMan454
      @TheSimpleMan454 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@TheSpectre2300Hurluh hurr ack agh ack ack ack ha agh ack ack ack!

  • @DoctorKarkand
    @DoctorKarkand ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Remember guys, if you beat him in a game, not only you're a terrible player, but ALSO, an awful person.

  • @jstring
    @jstring ปีที่แล้ว +39

    17ms = Phil “Can’t do anything too laggy”

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss ปีที่แล้ว +15

      One time he claimed 30ms is too fast and game speeds up too much for him.

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There's always an excuse ​@@Abedeuss

  • @ruminating1596
    @ruminating1596 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That Master Guile molested the piggy. This is why he will get to Master rank and then not play that character again.

  • @jonesy66691
    @jonesy66691 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The controller smacks are excellent.

  • @MostPowerfulOfAllTime
    @MostPowerfulOfAllTime ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I love that he complains about people using drive impact correctly.

    • @fabiopereira8208
      @fabiopereira8208 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And complaining modern has 1 button drive impact when classic has it too 😂

  • @TheVioletPanda
    @TheVioletPanda ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Man it's nice to get home after a hard day's work and watch DSP fail at freeloading makes me feel better about myself haha

    • @mikea-mc3wo
      @mikea-mc3wo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right!! Lol..

    • @shizochaos
      @shizochaos ปีที่แล้ว

      same, it's still bullshit how much money this moron makes though

  • @Maximus7th
    @Maximus7th ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Clicked on this faster than DSP losing to another Ken main.

    • @BlueBerry20071
      @BlueBerry20071 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't think that's possible actually.

    • @marduke45
      @marduke45 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      he isnt.....
      kenough.

    • @pawnpure123
      @pawnpure123 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This made me laugh out loud.

  • @MrJoyShow
    @MrJoyShow ปีที่แล้ว +51

    18:35 Man, imagine having the game you hit Master on be against a raging DSP. I don't think I'd ever be able to stop laughing.

    • @Black_Revue
      @Black_Revue ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Last Session a Zangief got Master the Second they Squashed Pigroach

  • @allieboy181
    @allieboy181 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Why does he torture himself every night playing this game? He just gets his ass kicked for an hour or two then calls it quits lol

    • @jazzygeofferz
      @jazzygeofferz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If tips stay low he'll be dropping it soon because it'll be an unbalanced mess and he never liked it.

    • @AirahsELL
      @AirahsELL ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He needs to prove he's good with a 51% winrate thatll carry his mains to Master. Reminder he got Master Blanka early on when everyone was getting inflated ranks and it's taking him much longer now despite smurfing.

  • @HolyLightning4
    @HolyLightning4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    He’s gonna hate A.K.I 😂😂😂

  • @SilentWeaponsIIl
    @SilentWeaponsIIl ปีที่แล้ว +12

    @14:00 Juri on her phone deleting Derich's sex tweets before going back to whoop Phil's ass.

  • @kazirjunior1341
    @kazirjunior1341 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I gussed! Theres nothing i can do! He just wants to win!" Lol wtf

  • @iAronn
    @iAronn ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If the ping is 80 he complains about lag if the ping is literally 13 he complains rollback net code sucks. Lmao “low ping makes the game worse” okay so which would you prefer, peer to peer or rollback LMAO it’s like he forgets he is playing an online game. Literally unreal

  • @nevablowingbubbles1337
    @nevablowingbubbles1337 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    34:36 I love how pigroach gets clobbered by someone called "piggrinder", very befitting.

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Phil complains about bad players but I have yet to see the man string a single combo 😂

  • @Valentino-64
    @Valentino-64 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    (Gets walk-up thrown)
    Phil, who can't tech a throw: "OMG I can't do anything! I have no options there!"
    I'm starting to think that he's not the professional fighting game player he thinks he is lol

  • @VDViktor
    @VDViktor ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “I couldnt block flash kick on reaction”.
    Who tf blocks flash kick on reaction? Xdd

    • @spikeprodigy
      @spikeprodigy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A fucking level 8 bot and that’s about it 😂 bro doesn’t seem to understand you should just… be blocking and not try and block on reaction, in a game with no instant block lol

  • @airiakizuki5592
    @airiakizuki5592 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Juri says "seeya loser" talking to phil instead of Honda

  • @InfestedJester
    @InfestedJester ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I'm only losing to top tiers!"...gets completely cooked by bottom 5 characters 😄

  • @Coyotebriggs
    @Coyotebriggs ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I'M OUTPLAYING HIM BUT HE STILL WINS!" Well you don't know what "Outplay ' means, that's for sure.

  • @SR1M3
    @SR1M3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    dsp has anger issues so im sure him singing is a way to calm down lmao

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anger issues he’ll never resolve.

  • @ZooberWezeeKenzan
    @ZooberWezeeKenzan ปีที่แล้ว +12

    22:47 “Why did that counter hit” Phil back at it again with us literally being able to SEE the start up of a move and still claim he did nothing

  • @SrCarlo20
    @SrCarlo20 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He is so fucking child-like. It shows he hasn't had to work for anything in his life, he lacks the ability to see that if the opponent is better than him, it's because he has put more effort in the game
    But no, Phil is the center of the universe and everything must be handed over to Snort Lord

    • @quemsereu2009
      @quemsereu2009 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude is 41 acting like a kid in COD lobbies back in 2006. It's embarrassing

  • @Posidevv
    @Posidevv ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Remember the chronic back and neck pain Phil had???
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    Yea. I don't remember it either 😂😂

  • @JoelElTractor
    @JoelElTractor ปีที่แล้ว +25

    How is he not embarrassed acting like this... 😐

    • @jazzygeofferz
      @jazzygeofferz ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Because he lives in his little echo chamber surrounded by sycophants who think he's such a great person.

    • @Chickadee777
      @Chickadee777 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He hasn't had to meaningfully interact with other humans for over 15 years. He just stays at home on his ass playing video games. Meanwhile, most of us have rich work and home lives. We can't sit around in our underwear yelling at a screen all day. We actually have to interact with our peers. Thus, we have a semblance of shame.

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Narcissist

  • @adamt0987
    @adamt0987 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    it's crazy how he says words and they don't mean anything, like "pattern"

  • @nathanirwin01
    @nathanirwin01 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "nothing I can do, I can't get out the corner now" Gets out the corner next move.

  • @justuntheranderson3141
    @justuntheranderson3141 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    His neck is so hurt isn’t it!! After spending the last 2 days about his neck he seems perfectly fine now!

  • @lilheinz9496
    @lilheinz9496 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    if this game and the SS interview actually causes the true end of the snorting lying begacy, i can die happy haha i really ben haopy lately

  • @Throbingkcoc
    @Throbingkcoc ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Phil stopped playing on Xbox when he hit Master rank because he knew he would get waxed 90% of the time.

  • @Achselis
    @Achselis ปีที่แล้ว +8

    19:08 nearly killed me. Complains about high ping and dropped inputs, but also complains about dropped inputs on low ping. Decide what you want Fillip. Also complains about rollback netcode while delay and rollback frames were sitting at 0 frames for the entire match.

  • @TheeLiteClub-
    @TheeLiteClub- ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1) "These scrub players get awa with playing a pattern online and you can't do nothing because of lag!"
    2) "It's impossible to play at low ping because the rollback netcode drops all your moves!"
    3) 🤡

  • @SkeletonFlower
    @SkeletonFlower ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Complaining about the viablity of your character while facing LILY is definitely something that only DSP would do.

  • @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer
    @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Its amasing how everything the opponent does is "random", but every move he does is "planned".

  • @Blind-cow
    @Blind-cow ปีที่แล้ว +9

    From all the whining he does it sounds like the ideal fighting game would be one where the opponent tells you exactly what moves they’re gonna do in advance and then he just wins, that or he just wants champions as a fighting game.

    • @jazzygeofferz
      @jazzygeofferz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, there'd be no startup or recovery frames, no hitstun or blockstun, and everything would cancel into everything else, especially being able to block halfway through that unsafe move you just threw out.

  • @jezuzxxx
    @jezuzxxx ปีที่แล้ว +6

    With his “business” compared to a restaurant, imagine the restaurant owner walking around telling his patrons about how bad the food is.

    • @rsonic510
      @rsonic510 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bugged food mechanics dood, nothing he can doo

    • @od1401
      @od1401 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The patrons also have to pay for and donate the cooking equipment and ingredients lol, and if they dare to complain they get thrown out

  • @kmc7308
    @kmc7308 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Today i bit the bullet and bought a brand new joystick at 350$" - DSP
    But these highlights are priceless

  • @jermainecunningham3472
    @jermainecunningham3472 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Such a good player he doesn't even look at his meter😂

  • @argonautprops9513
    @argonautprops9513 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Dsp can literally give 90% of the content scrub quotes puts out lmao.

  • @rodsgaming
    @rodsgaming ปีที่แล้ว +4

    19:40 imagine hitting master rank off beating DSP, must feel great 😂

  • @alanthe2
    @alanthe2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He’s always trying to have fun, and yet fun always seems just out of reach

  • @TheZodiacRipper
    @TheZodiacRipper ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The thing is that Phil actually wins many matches and memology101 still manages to make a 40 minute video of pure obnoxius salt.

    • @giova2704
      @giova2704 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He only wins because he relies on his opponent not knowing the match up and playing a pattern of blanka ball/honda headbutt, grabs and super/ex reversal.
      It's the reason why he gets perfected so often, as soon as they learn how his character fights and figure out his pattern, he's done

    • @Kurinth
      @Kurinth ปีที่แล้ว

      And you can see it in the longer sets, when he gets rematched with the same people, they start mopping him once they figure it out. @@giova2704

    • @lilypacastsupper8922
      @lilypacastsupper8922 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@giova2704 yea, he's a gimmick player that causes the game to be a random rock paper scissors spam fest

    • @Gamersgoinblind
      @Gamersgoinblind ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I don't doubt he wins, the go from 3 star platinum to 4 star diamond is quite a bit
      The big thing is that Phil is a sore loser which makes his losses at least salt loaded and plays "perfectly" never lost a single fight intentionally

    • @rockmanraiden6627
      @rockmanraiden6627 ปีที่แล้ว

      He bitches when he wins too

  • @Athrun82
    @Athrun82 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    34:30 The perfect name for a DSP opponent: piggrinder. Just perfect

  • @Megamibunny
    @Megamibunny ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He slams headbutt over and over so yeah he sucks.

  • @pilkman01
    @pilkman01 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Phil sure bounces and bobs around a lot for someone with supposedly debilitating neck pain.

  • @angrygameraaron
    @angrygameraaron ปีที่แล้ว +18

    What a meaningful, robust and chill stream.

  • @Sk801Erik
    @Sk801Erik ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bro he literally just sits in one spot and spams headbutt 😂😂

  • @afairchance
    @afairchance ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It amazes me that he lost as much as he did and in a row as often and STILL slowly is climbing. Just goes to show how fucking easy the rank system is. in diamond and master you NEED to loose more than you gain when you loose by atleast 5 or 10 points like for real you should not be able to limb to master with 35-45% win rate

  • @deadexo-3
    @deadexo-3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It’s just a word jumble of excuses at this point. Phil is definitely someone who loves to talk shit because he’s never been punched in the mouth.

  • @stationaryniggurath7690
    @stationaryniggurath7690 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    all the salt healed his back pain.

  • @newseager4021
    @newseager4021 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Someone should really report him to the IRS for tax fraud. He can waste thousands of dollars on trips/random garbage but he can't pay off his debt to the IRS? Pretty fishy...
    I heard the IRS will reward you if anything comes of it too. Just saying.

  • @Kurinth
    @Kurinth ปีที่แล้ว +3

    " I dont think honda's good at high level, I think he sucks, he's so limited with what he can do" I literally watched a blind man play Honda, in day 2 pools of EVO, vs Luke and he won.

  • @evandrosoad
    @evandrosoad ปีที่แล้ว +2

    what a coincidence, the higher the ranking, the more lucky his opponent gets, so weird.

  • @pizza_w
    @pizza_w ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Complains about top tier characters and then gets bodied by almost every character on the roster.

  • @evandrosoad
    @evandrosoad ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Classic control players: HE GUESSES.
    Modern Control Players: MODERN CONTROLS MAHN

  • @daddybrian11
    @daddybrian11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It’s so funny Phil thinks he so good but can’t even admit he lost a match

  • @milkinobama8160
    @milkinobama8160 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    9:27 this is such a funny cope. A lot of people say Honda is high tier and Phil can’t handle it.

  • @MDToboggan
    @MDToboggan ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why is he expecting to climb when he immediately sets himself up for failure saying it won't go well when he faces a 5 star diamond. If your goal is to climb to master rank a 5 star diamond shouldn't pose that much difficulty and be an autoloss lol.

    • @ShizuSan69
      @ShizuSan69 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not defending him at all when I say this but I can relate seeing someone higher ranked than me and my 1st thought Is ight ima get cooked lol

    • @ShizuSan69
      @ShizuSan69 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@strider_1651 fair enough

  • @SoloBroBro
    @SoloBroBro ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What does he mean by a completely random move got him? Is he supposed to know every move that's coming? Then why does he complain about pattern gameplay, too? I've never heard so many different angles of complaints. He has every base covered for why he sucks.

    • @kgriffi22222
      @kgriffi22222 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, random moves when it is human controlled always gets me. Funny yet sad excuse from the piggy

  • @bytz4742
    @bytz4742 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's amazing how a BLIND GUY is a better Honda player than phil

  • @garbagemalloy6153
    @garbagemalloy6153 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Funny how the bad back was not a problem even after all that movement, guess all the blood pumping on those grease incrusted veins relieved the pain

  • @jaymorgan7728
    @jaymorgan7728 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Middle aged man screaming and crying at kids beating him in a game.

  • @drgaming2296
    @drgaming2296 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    DSP HAS OFFICIALLY LOST IT AFTER THIS VIDEO 😂😂😂

  • @Grandobzen
    @Grandobzen ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Phil is coming undone at the seams 😂 he's truly manic. He goes from joyful ecstacy to hateful rage and back again, within seconds. I'm serious when I say piggy needs mental help. He has literal issues dealing with reality