Canadian geese are the most peaceful birds prove me wrong.

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  • @luieg22
    @luieg22 ปีที่แล้ว +19999

    Guy: These geese are the friendliest birds-
    Goose: tha fuk did ya just say????!

    • @algladyou
      @algladyou 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +269

      Lol! Goose: Dont ruin my tough image.

    • @oscargonzalez3599
      @oscargonzalez3599 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +175

      Goose pull out gun: What did you say about me?

    • @mattbowen61990
      @mattbowen61990 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

      Put some respeck on my name

    • @hfar_in_the_sky
      @hfar_in_the_sky 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      "Oi oi oi! I can't have you spreading slander about me like that! 'Friendliest birds' my feathery butt!"

    • @robertagren9360
      @robertagren9360 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Wait until I get hands

  • @Theodore_J_Noiseter
    @Theodore_J_Noiseter 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19144

    canadians are so nice because all of their anger is transferred into these birds

    • @chipahoyvg
      @chipahoyvg 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +226

      I saw that from a countryball comic lol

    • @rollingthunderinho
      @rollingthunderinho 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +345

      Always found it funny how the Canada geese in the U.S. are aggressive and hostile meanwhile the Canada geese in Canada are chill and just mind their own business 😂

    • @logeyperogi1805
      @logeyperogi1805 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

      As a Canadian I can confirm

    • @Somedude20282
      @Somedude20282 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +158

      Canadian Geese exist for our sins

    • @matteldridge73
      @matteldridge73 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Lmao that's a good one!

  • @isaacbrown4506
    @isaacbrown4506 หลายเดือนก่อน +1335

    "Prove me wrong"
    Goose: "I'll fuckin do it again"

    • @MrManfly
      @MrManfly หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      "These are probably the friendliest birds....**CHOMP** "AAAAAAAAH"....LOL

    • @johannacannata1090
      @johannacannata1090 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Ever heard the term ,' getting goosed '? You certainly did ..........LOL

    • @LiquidLight-rq1tt
      @LiquidLight-rq1tt 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LiquidLight-rq1tt
      @LiquidLight-rq1tt 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Reporter: so what made you do it
      Goose: I feel interrogated
      Reporter: CUT!
      Goose: what set you claim?!

  • @havenkeeper6400
    @havenkeeper6400 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    These birds are so chill
    “NUH UH”

  • @GrullaMustang16
    @GrullaMustang16 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4337

    Him: "You're such a nice goose :)"
    Goose: "I have tarnished my ancestors names, I must regain my honor."

    • @arolurker3511
      @arolurker3511 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      He let the guy keep all his fingers.

    • @blackvulture7999
      @blackvulture7999 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@arolurker3511 lol

    • @Nm-co6zp
      @Nm-co6zp หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Did the Canadian goose just turn into a Japanese goose??

    • @AustinTheRustySpoon
      @AustinTheRustySpoon หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Goose went Zuko mode

    • @shipped_my_pants_3000
      @shipped_my_pants_3000 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      When is Open season????

  • @TheTuttle99
    @TheTuttle99 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4320

    This does appear to be the nicest goose in Canada

    • @davidhuedepohl3513
      @davidhuedepohl3513 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      RUN...IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!

    • @freddieflanders4886
      @freddieflanders4886 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

      As an American, the geese here only pretend to like you, then they steal your Big Mac.

    • @ChosenGod222
      @ChosenGod222 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As an American I can agree 💯 ​@@freddieflanders4886

    • @neonbuzzards
      @neonbuzzards 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Honky tonk.

    • @mrdan2898
      @mrdan2898 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      True, this is the "nicest" that these geese can be!
      Just wait till ya meet the average tempered one, or on a bad day meet an angry one!

  • @SilversTaurus
    @SilversTaurus 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

    "The friendliest birds..."
    Friendliest bird: *"dafuq u say to me?!"*

  • @justhereee
    @justhereee 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Lol those bites read as "I'm overstimulated leave me alone" idk why 😭😅💕 luv seeing birbs

  • @Hollyucinogen
    @Hollyucinogen 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5000

    As a Canadian, I can confirm that this is where we store our anger.

    • @evanmaldonado9799
      @evanmaldonado9799 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Real (Canada geese are gangster as fuck)

    • @Hollyucinogen
      @Hollyucinogen 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@evanmaldonado9799They're my profile picture for a reason. 😎

    • @professionalboycottservice7872
      @professionalboycottservice7872 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Speak for yourself.

    • @Hollyucinogen
      @Hollyucinogen 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      @@professionalboycottservice7872 You're trying to debunk a joke from 5 months ago, dude. Get over yourself. 🙄

    • @left4twenty
      @left4twenty 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      The best part of summer is when we all get together for the solstice scape-goose ritual

  • @Dr.Jiggles
    @Dr.Jiggles 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +878

    They're the friendliest birds, its just they show affection through violence, and their love language is rage.

    • @bryce_ernst
      @bryce_ernst 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      That makes sense 🧐

    • @lizh1988
      @lizh1988 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Canadians give them free food, but pet them while they're trying to eat. 😶

    • @misterb3577
      @misterb3577 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      They're very giving birds...and what they give is violence.

    • @ohioanempire
      @ohioanempire 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      They have a high LOVE

    • @vangu2918
      @vangu2918 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂

  • @medicineman360
    @medicineman360 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "If you've got a problem with Canadan gooses, then you've got a problem with me. I suggest you let that marinate!"

  • @BirdLadyTM
    @BirdLadyTM หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Awe the little love bites. Years of parrots have primed me for the cobra chickens 🥰

  • @FrikInCasualMode
    @FrikInCasualMode 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1417

    "As soon as I'm done with what's in my bowl, you are next, mammal."

    • @selinalee1077
      @selinalee1077 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      HAHAAAAAA YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

    • @xgensean
      @xgensean 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yo momma

  • @Screams_Self_2_sleep
    @Screams_Self_2_sleep 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1513

    "The friendliest birds"
    Goose: "And I took that personally."

    • @tehfuqizg0inon588
      @tehfuqizg0inon588 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ahem.... birbs*

    • @Screams_Self_2_sleep
      @Screams_Self_2_sleep 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tehfuqizg0inon588 Do you suffer from Dyslexia or are you just not very bright?

  • @blackwolfpaws
    @blackwolfpaws หลายเดือนก่อน +111

    The noise the goose is making while eating is so endearing. Just happy (plotting) little honks.

  • @fleendarthemagnificent7372
    @fleendarthemagnificent7372 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +63

    I raised 3 of them from babies and mine would sit on my lap and eat dandelions from my hand, we have a creek in the front and they'd follow me down, swim for awhile and then sit on the tree swing we had, and when we left, they'd fly and follow us, we'd have to stop, put them in the car, bring them back home and pen them so we could go somewhere.
    I had nothing but a great experience raising them and they never bit me, but if someone they didn't know came into the driveway, they would attack them. They're extremely loyal and protective.

    • @kalashnikovdevil
      @kalashnikovdevil 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Cobra Chickens of all species are good like that.

    • @spawnreloaded4423
      @spawnreloaded4423 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      𝑇ℎ𝑎𝑡'𝑠 𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑚𝑎𝑧𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦., 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑤𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔., 𝑑𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑝𝑜𝑜𝑝 𝑎 𝑙𝑜𝑡.., 𝑖 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑔𝑒𝑒𝑠𝑒, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑑𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑠 𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑜 𝑑𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑎 𝑙𝑜𝑡, 𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒..

  • @Barbaryotaku
    @Barbaryotaku 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1459

    Man: Friendliest birds.
    Goose: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

  • @LeonFizziwig
    @LeonFizziwig 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1315

    Guy: he’s so peaceful
    Goose: anyways I started blastin

    • @sqlexp
      @sqlexp หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He just petted the goose wrongly. Birds' reproductive openings are on their backs. Never pet their backs.

    • @nofx5695
      @nofx5695 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Lollll idk why that has me like under the cemetery 💀

  • @user-zm3rj5ol5v
    @user-zm3rj5ol5v หลายเดือนก่อน +173

    “Get your hands of me perv”
    😂😂

    • @deserthawk116
      @deserthawk116 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's literally that, petting any bird on the back makes them horny, it's a pleasure zone it's highly inappropriate

  • @ElaineGarcia-uo8qj
    @ElaineGarcia-uo8qj 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Aww. Geese are the perfect combination of soft and hissy

  • @crownnroyalonice910
    @crownnroyalonice910 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2112

    Those little quacks while he's eating. 😂

  • @garetjax2768
    @garetjax2768 หลายเดือนก่อน +1404

    Him: "These guys are so chill"
    Goose: "What makes grass grow? Blood, blood, blood!"

    • @levigoodwin3522
      @levigoodwin3522 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      🤣 Highly underrated comment!

    • @bloodlove93
      @bloodlove93 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      "BLOOD FOR THE ME GOD" - the goose probably

    • @megagigachad7601
      @megagigachad7601 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@bloodlove93had a stroke trying to read that

    • @davidtaylor6844
      @davidtaylor6844 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      The goose didn't bite because he was mad it's because if you pet a goose while it's eating it can choke so it bites you as a warning.

    • @MaxMustermann-tq3lu
      @MaxMustermann-tq3lu 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@davidtaylor6844that actually makes a tremendous amount of sense

  • @caitlyncpelletier
    @caitlyncpelletier หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    As a canadian i can confirm this is the chilliest Goose i have ever seen

  • @Rasheens-Story
    @Rasheens-Story หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He’s like I’m trying to eat, quit touching me.

  • @DKay-gl3hv
    @DKay-gl3hv 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +371

    "Peace was never an option."
    -Canada Goose

    • @DeeDeex007o
      @DeeDeex007o 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      HAHAHA

  • @lukewebley4940
    @lukewebley4940 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +676

    Goose was like:
    "Don't be lying on my name now boy"

    • @DeeDeex007o
      @DeeDeex007o 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      LOL

    • @TrueRetroflection
      @TrueRetroflection หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I couldn't help reading this in Foghorn Leghorn's voice

  • @TheAmazingMrGs
    @TheAmazingMrGs หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love Canada geese there nice to my i nice to them love all around

  • @VPannagS
    @VPannagS 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Guy: Friendliest birds
    Geese: So you have chosen Amputation

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +221

    I like how the goose was giving short honks at first like he was responding, “Uh huh? Yeah. Is that right?”

    • @kevinlyons7321
      @kevinlyons7321 หลายเดือนก่อน

      GOOSE 🦆 SAING QUIT FKING TOUCHING ME 😁

  • @roddo1955
    @roddo1955 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +144

    'I might be fluffy but im still a dinosaur'

    • @JNS512
      @JNS512 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      very true indeed.

    • @ysmithriley
      @ysmithriley 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      A FLUFFY DINOSAUR ‼️🤣🤣😭😭💀💀💀

    • @tonymata8070
      @tonymata8070 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That honestly made me smile since I absolutely love dinosaurs. ❤

    • @chickadee1607
      @chickadee1607 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It has TEETH. If that doesn't scream dinosaur, idk what does.

  • @aleksantini1938
    @aleksantini1938 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like how’s he’s giving you the happy honks while fin up your hand haha

  • @babeysheep
    @babeysheep 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Geese are so sweet, they genuinely are just misunderstood by a lot of people.

  • @badasstoad9419
    @badasstoad9419 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

    “They are friendliest birds”
    Goose: *Uh-huh, Uh-huh*

    • @BlueydaHeeler
      @BlueydaHeeler หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I was looking for someone to make that comment 😂

  • @NMC21887
    @NMC21887 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +419

    Guy: “Such a peaceful animal.”
    Cobra Chicken: “PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION!”

    • @cracyzero666rat
      @cracyzero666rat 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      The name you gave it 🤣

    • @ahernplays2239
      @ahernplays2239 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Cobra chicken has to be the best alternate name for an animal I've ever heard. 😂

    • @viosavvy
      @viosavvy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      COBRA
      CHECKEN!
      LmFao!!!

    • @davidgreen7835
      @davidgreen7835 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Cobra chicken lol

    • @tonymata8070
      @tonymata8070 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      *WHEEZE*
      Cobra Chicken!! 🤣💀

  • @madamepaka
    @madamepaka 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I've heard that animals generally do not like to be touched while eating. But feisty geese do whatever tf they want, whenever they want lol.

  • @Fnepsh
    @Fnepsh วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Dude this guy is just so cool with being nibbled

  • @adammorgan7874
    @adammorgan7874 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +836

    Yeah right. I had one flying chasing me across a Walmart parking lot. Little bastard was relentless.

    • @YourLocalHistorian
      @YourLocalHistorian 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      They have weak necks

    • @Ben_Kimber
      @Ben_Kimber 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      At least where I live in Canada, it’s not legal to hit or grab them to defend yourself either.

    • @YourLocalHistorian
      @YourLocalHistorian 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@Ben_Kimber LOL you had me in the first half, down with Trudeau

    • @Ben_Kimber
      @Ben_Kimber 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@YourLocalHistorian That law isn't Trudeau's fault, but I do agree that he has to go.

    • @SouthCom1917
      @SouthCom1917 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@YourLocalHistorian America has similar laws federally. It's because we pushed the Canadian goose to the brink of extinction last century. Federal protections brought the populations back up, but the protections are still in place

  • @arikodin1450
    @arikodin1450 ปีที่แล้ว +1286

    Takes an American to think these homicidal cobra chickens are friendly. As a Canadian, we know better

    • @Logan-Worthington
      @Logan-Worthington  ปีที่แล้ว +176

      This is the best comment I’ve seen 😂😂😂

    • @lumarc5513
      @lumarc5513 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ikr

    • @samuelhabakuk8265
      @samuelhabakuk8265 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lumarc5513 canadian geese i hate em!! if black air force energy was a thing. they would represent!! I worked a winter landscaping job in whitby last year and these ones in early spring round april always tryna start something while I WAS CLEANING UP THEY'RE DOO DOO!!! they evil AF!! hissing at my co workers and I!

    • @yes83883
      @yes83883 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I’ve met some friendly ones tho

    • @1drink2drink-ty4fj
      @1drink2drink-ty4fj 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      They are aggressive when they are nesting and with younguns. Otherwise they either avoid or ignore people, unless they are used to being fed.

  • @CelAbration
    @CelAbration หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I still remember the first love bite I got from a canada goose after feeding it a fry. Still stings when I think about it. True love😅

  • @blakegebauer76
    @blakegebauer76 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Had a canadian goose that decided to chill in my front yard for a season. Pulled out the kiddy pool for it and hed float around and bath in it. He would bite my hand if i stuck it in his face but he would let me pick him up and stuff. Pretty cool animals.

  • @AmAxel35
    @AmAxel35 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

    "These are probably one of the friendliest birds"
    Goose: UH UH

  • @user-yj9gl3ur6c
    @user-yj9gl3ur6c 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    This guy found the only friendly Canada goose in existence.
    If Canadian geese could be trained, they would be our secret military weapon.

    • @abyssaljam441
      @abyssaljam441 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They're all just sleeper agents...

    • @mattdavis9601
      @mattdavis9601 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "Yes, we have four Geneva Conventions; but how about a fifth?"
      HONK! HONK! HONK!
      "Please!!!"

  • @paulinekaye4119
    @paulinekaye4119 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It is one of the most violent birds on the planet. But even when you think you're OK with them. That beak sneaks up and attacks. Love them.

  • @ddrw1
    @ddrw1 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    At my school theres always a flock of these sillys that graze on our yard. They are actually insanely friendly and will eat out of your hand if your sitting down and super still. Ive never seen one be remotely aggressive, if a kid chases one it just quickly waddles away. Love these buggers

  • @EmiMac20
    @EmiMac20 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +523

    “No reason to touch my butt either…”
    -The goose, probably

    • @KazukiChanROBLOX
      @KazukiChanROBLOX 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ha

    • @widodoakrom3938
      @widodoakrom3938 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Lol

    • @confusedDruid
      @confusedDruid 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah, petting their back like that is essentially doing that and can get them.....a certain kind of frustrated

  • @Trippleskullpirates
    @Trippleskullpirates 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I can feel their bite honestly watching this. It’s somewhere between pain and discomfort. Hard to describe.

  • @Cashcorn
    @Cashcorn หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is the calmest aggression I’ve ever seen

  • @apiercingembarrassment7566
    @apiercingembarrassment7566 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I remember seeing a canadian goose while me and my mom were on the Gulf Coast, this man came and sat down near my feet, let us feed him, and took a nap near us. I named him Freddy 😂

  • @WW.FWATTUHERDRADIO-he9oo
    @WW.FWATTUHERDRADIO-he9oo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +211

    He was telling him don't touch me, im eating .. when you don't listen... fingers go missing. 😂

    • @SilvaFox
      @SilvaFox 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Canadian geese aren't strong enough to take a finger.

    • @WW.FWATTUHERDRADIO-he9oo
      @WW.FWATTUHERDRADIO-he9oo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@SilvaFox a finger is a finger... Lol

    • @neonbuzzards
      @neonbuzzards 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Or a toe.

    • @lizh1988
      @lizh1988 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Put free bird pizza in front of goose + talk to and pet goose while it eats=angry bird!

  • @shawnycoffman
    @shawnycoffman 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    No need for any of us to prove you wrong. You're doing a great job of it yourself. ☺️

  • @rh5111
    @rh5111 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    They're like cats the way they respond to affection.

  • @critterwhisperer5821
    @critterwhisperer5821 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I adore these cobra chickens. I've befriended many of them around my job and I still get the question of, "how are you doing that? Don't they bite?" Well I mean yeah anything with a mouth does. But meet them on their level or let them come to you. I ended up rescuing 6 goslings that fell into a storm drain. Mama was sticking around in that area and I just had a thought that they may have fallen in. Poor things were huddled in a corner together. Steering wheel cover, bag, long broom and yarn. Got pictures of mom and babies reuniting together. Was super cute and sweet. Now the goslings are all grown up and I get to feed them oats or bird food.

  • @patrickwright872
    @patrickwright872 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    I love they "chill, chill, chill chill out 😂😂😂😂

  • @eno6712
    @eno6712 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +265

    uh HUH UH " their noises " 😂

  • @airn4789
    @airn4789 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    As a Canadian, the reason we're so kind is because these guys have become our overlords and demand that we acquiesce to their every demand.

  • @187mrsmith
    @187mrsmith หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Him: I love these birds
    Goose: da fuq did u call me i got 5 bodies bout 2 be 6

  • @swiddle1
    @swiddle1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    I've found that if I preemptively hiss at them, they leave me alone.

    • @noahboat580
      @noahboat580 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      They can hiss back too y'know? Its unexpected from them too when theyre honkers

  • @TheFailnaut
    @TheFailnaut หลายเดือนก่อน +220

    I love the little honks, they express so much with so little

    • @milesjohnson5487
      @milesjohnson5487 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Unless raised from birth, Geese are always aggressive.

    • @SeriouslyNorthern
      @SeriouslyNorthern หลายเดือนก่อน

      I heard these exact "honks" before. I turned around and 3 geese started flying directly at me and trying to claw me for literally no reason... you don't even need to be near them, they are aggressive, territorial birds... Even bus stops with doors are not safe, they'll just wait for you to come out, and will keep attacking you until the bird gets smacked so hard it gets stunned 😂😂

  • @Willsart77
    @Willsart77 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Guy: these are the friendliest birds 😊
    Goose: THE HYONKENING IS NIGH!!!

  • @joliver81
    @joliver81 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    When your a wild animal and your best defensive weapon is equal to a clothespin.😂😂😂

  • @dangercat9188
    @dangercat9188 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    At first, I thought it was one of the "good ones". Too good to be true 😂

  • @beaq6755
    @beaq6755 หลายเดือนก่อน +193

    To be fair the goose was probably annoyed at the continued touch while it was eating. My cat is the cuddliest pillow but also doesn't like being touched when he's busy eating. He does appreciate me standing there to guard him though

    • @theawickward2255
      @theawickward2255 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      One of my cats is the exact opposite, she often insists on being pet while she's eating.

    • @knightogourd
      @knightogourd หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Yeah, it probably didn’t enjoy being constantly bothered. And why does this guy have a Canadian goose in his house/garage

    • @bernieudo9072
      @bernieudo9072 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Canadians are what Americans could be but for the high crime in U.S. cities. We simply can't relax. We can't afford to.

    • @erikm8372
      @erikm8372 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Well, cats are psycho. Mine will run away if you see them eating. Lol. It’s like they’re ashamed. But then they want to get involved with whatever yard work or busy stuff I’m doing…. Bad timing haha

    • @erikm8372
      @erikm8372 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I’m pretty sure you can own them or raise them…a breed like any other. There are also several doppelgänger breeds. Or it’s a rescue situation.

  • @Gauficus
    @Gauficus 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    If a goose bit me that hard, I'd think it's about time I make some goose soup.

  • @Sephiroth144
    @Sephiroth144 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "They are probably the friendly birds..."
    And Goose took that personally

  • @ericvigen
    @ericvigen 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    The goose: Well, I have to show you I'm a descendant of T-Rex! 🦆🦖😂

  • @kryw10
    @kryw10 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Geese are just very feisty. It’s one of their charming traits. From a distance.

    • @kadynisapanda
      @kadynisapanda 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As Hank Green would say, "far friend, internet friend"

    • @rjay7019
      @rjay7019 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My grandma had geese it was my first lesson in FAFO 😂😂😂 I take that back first lesson was her parrot 😅 Petey didn't want a cracker😮 more like my finger!

  • @heathertaylor8904
    @heathertaylor8904 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    She's like BISH YOU DON'T KNOW ME STEP OFF BAYBEEEEEE

  • @skylark391
    @skylark391 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love Canada geese 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆,
    They play hard to get, but they're sweet and vulnerable

  • @1597B
    @1597B 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    There's something so visually hilarious about a goose bill grabbing someone.

    • @BillyHudson1
      @BillyHudson1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      thats a goose bill

    • @1597B
      @1597B หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BillyHudson1 Goose bill.

  • @cjlite0210
    @cjlite0210 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +212

    That is the only peaceful friendly Canadian Goose I've seen, no hissing or pecking, just silly nips and love bites 💜

    • @cutiepiecatloveallanimals6602
      @cutiepiecatloveallanimals6602 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Haha yea the hissing, I’ve seen so many chasing children

    • @brendajones7301
      @brendajones7301 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      They are the best parents - they mate for life and fiercely fight to protect their young

    • @thevoicestoldmetoagain4627
      @thevoicestoldmetoagain4627 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Domesticated for sure

    • @mrsteamer
      @mrsteamer หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, it seems like he got pretty lucky

    • @HumbleBeeUK
      @HumbleBeeUK หลายเดือนก่อน

      He knows he's bugging him, like when you stimulate a cat too much and it turns around to nip you to say "stop"

  • @hekkensnatser
    @hekkensnatser 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "You see, petting a dog is one of the most relaxing things you can do."

  • @TheMeatballMan420
    @TheMeatballMan420 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    "These birds are so peaceful!"
    The bird immediately attacks him

  • @deboramarshall8508
    @deboramarshall8508 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

    I grew up on a farm and these guys are the shot callers. They will go after anything!

    • @thedreflacko
      @thedreflacko 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Did they go after your mother?

    • @deboramarshall8508
      @deboramarshall8508 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      It's was my grandparents farm. The only one that was safe was grandma, because they knew they would be on the dinner table for supper.

    • @USARealityCheck
      @USARealityCheck 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@deboramarshall8508Kinda tells you something... 🧐

    • @PXR5-PXR5
      @PXR5-PXR5 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@deboramarshall8508
      What??
      Here in northern europe farmers hate them cuz they are like grasshoppers and eat seed and harvest and they cant be eaten due to bad taste, so nobody hunts them.
      How did your grandma cook them?
      "Not edible"

    • @deboramarshall8508
      @deboramarshall8508 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@PXR5-PXR5 domestic geese taste different from wild geese and you have to get as much fat off it as you can before cooking

  • @theyearwas1473
    @theyearwas1473 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "chill, chill, chill chill chilllll Ill out". *Canadian swears as he is bit by goose*

  • @Marvolo14
    @Marvolo14 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The cobra chicken is Canada's repressed rage made manifest.

  • @user-km4ro7xp2s
    @user-km4ro7xp2s หลายเดือนก่อน +496

    The reason they nibble at you like that is because you are part of their crowd. It makes sense to me, because they do that to each other, too. So if you can handle those love nibbles, yeah, they are pretty fun to hang out with.

    • @439801RS
      @439801RS หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Just little kisses 😊

    • @lynninpain
      @lynninpain หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Love rips and tears...

    • @TeaCup1940
      @TeaCup1940 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Good to know. Still they are a bit scary with those sharp teeth.

    • @user-km4ro7xp2s
      @user-km4ro7xp2s หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @TeaCup1940 The ones (geese I mean) that hang out in small cities and towns are actually pretty tame. They got used to the concrete jungle, instead of the sounds and sights of things like the forest, farming places, etc.; unfortunately, kids kick at them, parents let them, and the people who study their behaviors (people like me, parks and recs people, game, fish and parks protection services) have to teach the youth that kicking at them might hurt them enough to become feral. Try explaining feral to a child who doesn't know English yet, who is raised by a refugee parent and that parent doesn't know English yet; that's what I dealt with for three years) I didn't just "live" in Lincoln NE's city parks for no reason. I felt a deep inner obligation to be a resource of support for people who needed a little extra regular life education. I volunteered for my community during the COVID pandemic. It got me into the ticket to work program. It was worth it. And someday, I'm going to do it again. I don't want to see the work of people like Jane Goodall, Konrad Lorenze, Anyone from National Geographic or Mutual of Omaha go to waste. Geese and ducks, hawks, pigeons, black birds and owls are the middle men of the bird species. Without them, others will go extinct. They are more social than most. The Magpie, a breed of black bird, have been raised by humans and have learned to speak and sing. Lincoln NE's Geese can make noises like a car horn, have developed long-term relationships with the Humans they recognize, and become proficient in protecting their humans in bad weather. Seeing that animal behavior seems to be better than human behavior in the last few years really resonates with me. America doesn't need to lose Mother Nature's natural resources with state parks losing to big business corporations trying to buy up safe-haven land. That's just not right. That's another reason why you find "homeless" people once in awhile. There's a decent reason for homeless shelters. People who love the land, love nomadic life, love something different than owning a giant house with no grass to mow, or trees, or farming to raise animals, vegetables, grain -- We're how your food is put on the tables in your homes and the restaurants we eat at.

    • @McpeBeanAddict
      @McpeBeanAddict หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@user-km4ro7xp2s kids are just wild, they're smart they know what they're doing they're just cruel

  • @alaskaface7147
    @alaskaface7147 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Love how the goose is like “uh huh, uh huh, sure dude, ya, we’re so chill, uh huh….” Then randomly bites 😂that bite had an “omfg why won’t you just stop talking I’m trying to eat here” vibe lol

    • @christiangrey3645
      @christiangrey3645 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Lol, this made me laugh. Glad I wasn't the only one who didn't hear "uh-huh".

  • @marjoriehoglund8754
    @marjoriehoglund8754 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hahahaha ! Hahahaha ! Yes your Goose is friendly ONLY while he is eating ! However I do like Canadian Geese ! Blessings from Michigan !

  • @moccalou
    @moccalou หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There's a bunch at my local park. They don't seem to mind people very much. I've sat down next to them and their pond, and sometimes they even wander onto the sidewalk and I have to actually stop and let them pass and they don't even speed up or seem at all concerned about me

  • @prettybirdthepetgoosefrien8155
    @prettybirdthepetgoosefrien8155 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +139

    I own a flock of them, and most of the time, my gander has a good reason when he nips me. Gotta keep in mind, they communicate through nipping and biting as well, we just dont have the down to protect our skin, like other geese. 😅 ...he just telling you to leave gim alone...your the "sensitive" one lol

    • @evanmaldonado9799
      @evanmaldonado9799 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I wish I could own geese, but I don’t have the right habitat for them bc I live near a forest, I would love to own some domestic ones since there’s lots of laws regarding keeping wild breeds such as Canadas as pets.

    • @prettybirdthepetgoosefrien8155
      @prettybirdthepetgoosefrien8155 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @evanmaldonado9799 you don't necessarily need a specific habitat to keep them. Space is what matters and you can set up pools for them (like the 6ft dog pools)

    • @evanmaldonado9799
      @evanmaldonado9799 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@prettybirdthepetgoosefrien8155 I have some space in my backyard, no fences though and currently I own a dog and a cat, and they’re my priority for now and me and my parents have been taking good care of them and they’re quite a responsibility for us, so we aren’t trying to get another pet, plus my dog would bark whenever she sees geese and I having one in the house with my dog and cat would be a bad idea. It’s possible in the long run in the future when I’m older and have no more other pets and so I’m just setting it as a long term goal for me to own a goose.

    • @drew8305
      @drew8305 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      You own nothing

    • @prettybirdthepetgoosefrien8155
      @prettybirdthepetgoosefrien8155 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @drew8305 lol, sure. I am "responsible" for a gaggle of 12 and now a tiny gosling. I paid money to have them living with me and purchase their food and pay for medical care and IF a warden showed up at my house, I'd have to prove "legal ownership" ... but sure, I don't "OWN" them, (even tho legally I do lol) I am responsible for them lol

  • @ShayTheBean
    @ShayTheBean หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Man the goose is just annoyed that he can't eat in peace 😂

  • @yogs8571
    @yogs8571 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    So gentle and cuddly

  • @jheanie6812
    @jheanie6812 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Not the bird choosing violence as soon as it heard the word "friend"😂😂✋️✋️

  • @user-ld7sr9tm4e
    @user-ld7sr9tm4e 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    Man feeding wild bird: "So gentle, wouldn't hurt a fly"
    Goose: "Okay, I'll have HUMAN for dessert!"

    • @FrankBru
      @FrankBru 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not wild

    • @borttorbbq2556
      @borttorbbq2556 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah I think people need to learn what animals are wild. Is some of them?Are some of them aren't

  • @ricenbeenz...
    @ricenbeenz... หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Everybody's so mistaken about these animals." He proved his own statement true

  • @Darkness19Z
    @Darkness19Z 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I like how it sound like he's agreeing just to turn around and SIKE

  • @Larry_Parada
    @Larry_Parada 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Nothing is scarier than having 10 of these running and flying after you hissing and spreading wings😂

  • @katbird2699
    @katbird2699 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    It sounds like he's going "uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh"

  • @josephweisberg5364
    @josephweisberg5364 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Passive aggressive love is incredible.

  • @mele1617
    @mele1617 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    He wasn't hissing he was like bro I am nice SIIIIKE!!!!

  • @tommiesolomon3145
    @tommiesolomon3145 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    I dont know why but when he started saying chill, my mind went 'Daddy, chill' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @grmpf
      @grmpf 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT?!

    • @Screams_Self_2_sleep
      @Screams_Self_2_sleep หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@grmpfDarn! Beat me to it.😂

  • @fiction402
    @fiction402 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

    Never forget that your hand fits perfectly around a goose’s neck

    • @alexd4310
      @alexd4310 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Oh yess I know.
      Geese now avoid me instead of charging at me

    • @songoku4742
      @songoku4742 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Never forget the joy of swinging your wet shirt like a helicopter on a hot summer day

  • @TheJabberwokk
    @TheJabberwokk หลายเดือนก่อน

    You: Everyone is just mistaken about how peaceful geese are.
    Goose: REPPUKEN!

  • @ThornWolf1
    @ThornWolf1 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This has the same vibes as "Look at how calm she is!"

  • @rustyshackelford3590
    @rustyshackelford3590 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Geese are like the real world version of cliff racers

  • @L1Run
    @L1Run 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    In my city we share sidewalks with them, and are constantly only a couple of feet away from each other. They're really peaceful, they just prefer to be left alone.

    • @funstuff2006
      @funstuff2006 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In my city they constantly remind you, "no, MF'er, this is MY path, in MY park!"

  • @hylannn4771
    @hylannn4771 หลายเดือนก่อน

    We used to have them on our practice football field in high school. They’d be chasing us all through drills and you do not wanna get hit by their wings.

  • @whatthefox4787
    @whatthefox4787 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    These are the most peaceful...OW! 😲

  • @My_Bones_Hurt
    @My_Bones_Hurt 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Man: these are the friendliest birds-
    Goose: Bet

  • @MikeLaRock88
    @MikeLaRock88 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    They had these all over Washington State when I lived there. They would hold up traffic and just stop and stare at people in the middle of the street like "say something, I dare you" 😂