The bebe is the frog fish that supposedly was eaten by the bobbit worm. He escaped, evolved into a bebe and burnt down a church. Now he’s being eaten by a snail. Karmas a bitch.
"its like going into a walmart on black friday and the lights are turned off, you just start grabbing anything and you dont know what you'll end up with" used as analogy for a snail eating random things blindly is comedy gold.
My sweet autistic grandson may have met his one true love! So engrossed watching Millie and Abby that he didn't asked the repetitive questions. Don't know if he listened to story but he was most in the spectacle! Thanx for all your wonderful films, we watch daily!
"Beach life is so simple and predictable, that over the years, they've lost their eyes and their tentacles. Sorta like how human surfers lose their shirts, and shoes......and jobs. So watching these films is sometimes like watching a horror movie." Every line of this thing was gold. Bravo. Take my goddamn subscription.
“It gets complicated: Start getting into arguments about whose eating who, like you’d hear at an orgy for narcissists.” I’m dying of laughter. Thank you TH-cam. I had no idea what I was missing from my life, but apparently you did. Huge heartfelt thanks!
"You got scared there, didn't you?" I actually did lmao. It was really adding to my reasons never to go in the ocean again. I was pretty much at exactly my surfer snail limit.
I find myself laughing at one moment, then wide eyed in amusement, followed by grimacing at the carnage, which manages to get turned back into laughter. It's quite the experience!
The quality of information combined with fabulous delivery of innocence and double-entendres is ridiculously amusing and addictive! I just discovered this YT channel and now have to tell all my friends!
Don't worry, even if he runs out of the animals & plants, he can always do the BACKWARD version of them just as he did for Hippo. I bet we will still watch those videos.
"I'm a crab, not a snail; look, I have pinchy pinchies!" But agaronia don't give a crap. Never ceases to make me laugh after a rough day! That and the "bad behbeh" getting eaten by the clay metapodial pouch! 🤣🤣
In terms of best things I've heard softly, in the US the Scottish accent is usually in our media with bombastic characters, but I knew a very reserved Scott who was giving examples for process fluids that might be pasteurized in a heat exchanger. "Beer, or dairy" he said softly. But it was like "bee-yair, and dayairee" and I had to not laugh. Where's my Oscar?
"look it's trying to eat a people *snickers* *tries to not laugh*" Even Zefrank himself laughs at his own jokes while i just wanna cry here cuz of how much hilarious these documentaries are 😭😭😭❤️✨
Coronavirus? Which one? There are hundreds of thousands, possibly millions of variants currently alive ln this planet. I'd choose a coronavirus over the worst influenza bug imaginable, but look at me... I'm embarrassing myself here... I'm trying to spit logic on a joke post... 🤔
@@RDDPro The "Core Oni Pandem Mic" wouldn't be that dangerous, if it weren't for mass incompetence on a global scale. It's a classic showcase of the downsides of globalized economies and globalized governments.
Also they'd never about your use of a comma instead of a semicolon or a period, your lack of an apostrophe in a contraction, etc., but especially your making them never without a verb!
i just found this channel and my mind is blown over how incredibly informative yet how stupidly hilarious these videos are.... sir you're getting me through Marine Bio, thank you for your service
Hi from central Brazil. Tocantins. I just love your videos. Informative and funny. Great narrator. I am a linguist who loves nature. You'd get here in the Cerrado. So marvelous arthropodes ❤.
“These snails have lost their eyes and tentacles, sorta like how human surfers lose their shirts and shoes....and jobs” I lost it at this point. This guy!!!
Why envy them when you could make a choice to quit doing anything you hate too? It just takes planning, but you could live your life how YOU want to if you work at it hard enough.
I hope you know I'm using this as a part of my nearshore biome presentation in my college class. Not the video itself but your linked sources, as I want to briefly mention surfing snails. I couldn't think or find a better source, so thank you for being such a prominent piece of my academic mind!
@Silver Scythe Yeah, but if the snail's equivalent of stomach acids is able to help liquify and dissolve the fleshy part of the crab, then it has no chance of hiding away in the shell.
@Silver Scythe The premise is that the digestive enzymes would begin to digest the hermit crab alive until the entire content of the foot pouch except the shell could be a drink. This is similar to other creatures that excrete digestive enzymes, like spiders.
“Welp, there goes Saturn. Watch out for that ice shard. Enceladus had too much to drink last night, and now is currently being surrounded by the gasses on Saturn”
You should have your own series that I can binge watch on Netflix and then binge watch again when I introduce it to my friends and family while they binge watch it with me. Seriously, sometimes when I need a pick me up I rewatch your stuff... youre an absolute genius.
"Why is Danny going down to the beach and fingering snail's feet? Mother, you can't talk to me like that anymore; it's my job and I'm a grown man." "Look, it's trying to eat a people." I died, I just died.
Me too, I'm supposed to be quiet, my husband is sleeping but I was laughing so much, I'm struggling to do it silently.🤣 I rewinded that part three times!
I just love that moment, around 6:45, when I realize that I've been envisioning the two snails at the completely wrong scale. I had assumed that the videos up to that point were to scale, and the predator snail was around 3-4 inches in length. Then to see that the big monster snail was smaller than a fingertip, and this whole drama was happening at such a tiny scale, it was just a very amusing little moment of perspective shift. Thank you for the experience.
Some starfish and other echinoderma throw their digestive organs outside their bodies and envelop their prey with it. Then digest it outside their bodies. Then just retract the organs back inside and off they go hunting again.
"she sort of flaps along, like a *bèuïrd*" I absolutely love this, I was expecting a standard documentary but this is so much better. I can't stop laughing. send help
This line reminded me of a line from Hellsing Abridged when Alucard is talking to Walter. "I hate arguing with her in person, it's weird, I always get a boner"
“Look it’s trying to eat a people!” He said...that was so adorable
It is
7:05
*I WILL DESTROY YOUR PEOPLE, AND MAKE YOUR VILLAGE BURN*
Nom nom
Angelcake101 that’s a very bad be Bebe
That whole part was the best, you couod hear his laughter the whole time, love him so much 💜
“Look it’s trying to eat a people.” Never have I heard a sentence spoken with more pure joy and bemusement.
It sounds like me talking about my kitten...
Imagine falling asleep on the beach then waking up to find yourself being devoured by a hundred of these snails
@@Corusame that must be made into a Syfy movie.
Oh sure it's cute when something the size of a baseball attempts but when it's the size of a toddler, it becomes a problem.
@@Corusame Or giant-size these for a "Food of the Gods" Beach sequel. All of these are terrifying if Supersized.
"Kinda ironic to die in a testicle" BEST LINE EVER
YES
Ya know there's an actual fetish about that?
@•Spicy Boi• it's called vore
@@coren5911
It's called vore where you get swallow whole
"Uncountable millions of sperm didn't like that."
Abigail was the best snail among us. She passed on so we may learn. That dedication must not be forgotten. The task of learning falls upon all of us.
Among Us???? 😳😳😳
@@blackwillow7314 Amogus Morbus Mini em Collagus Bussyus Omnibus Bus Sus Gus Rus Tus Puss Lus Jus Hus Qus
All hail Abigail. All hail
All snail
She may no longer be among us, but she was never sus
rest in peace, icon
“Don’t give me crap about the Bebe. It’s a very bad Bebe”
learning so much about snails... but for the love of god just tell us what that bebe did! I NEED TO KNOW!!!
Please show us where on the bebe the snail touched you?
Bebe has a long history of murder, war crimes and theft
@@neotwilight31 The bebe must have flipped him the beeird.
The bebe is the frog fish that supposedly was eaten by the bobbit worm. He escaped, evolved into a bebe and burnt down a church. Now he’s being eaten by a snail.
Karmas a bitch.
Me:
Zefrank: lets just name it Abigail
Me: I was not planning to die as a sea snail today
Too bad
RIP
Abigail xD
We still like you, Abigail.
Bye Abbie!
Snail: Screams of pure terror.
Zefrank: let’s back up a bit.
Perfection.
*RECORD SCRATCH
*FREEZE FRAME
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation .
ICEBRG COMMANDER ikr
Snail: yep that's me you're probably wondering how I got here
This comment is...
Perfection
Anyone else think for a moment that it was going to be a snail sex scene instead of a mollusk murder?
"its like going into a walmart on black friday and the lights are turned off, you just start grabbing anything and you dont know what you'll end up with" used as analogy for a snail eating random things blindly is comedy gold.
Zefrank B rated movie recap
"Oh no don't go that way"
"Oh she went that way"
*CHOMP*
this was my favorite part lol
It's the best
that's what she said.
*CHOMP*
Did you just
I love how zefrank left for like years and came back without missing a beat
When did he leave?
@@terichix8494 ikr
I think it's because zefrank is uploading videos more frequently this year. If you go back like 20 videos he uploaded, it was uploaded 5 years ago.
hey, i was binging his videos before and now i’m glad he’s back
@@terichix8494 He left awhile ago to work with buzzfeed
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
"Let's back up a bit."
Oh yeah. This is gonna be a good one.
Screaming always entails top quality entertainment.
I knew I was in for a ride
@@thespooke7950 TH-cam #1 rule
@@thespooke7950 so true😂😂
waaaaaaaaa
"...it's over pretty quickly, and it beats dying in a ballsack."
Lost it on that one 🤣
"it's like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach"
It took me second to see the relation, but now I can't get it out of my head.
CAN"T UNSEE
same for me T__T
Me too, I sat there for a solid 10 seconds trying to figure it out. Then it me and I couldn't stop laughing!
Welp I was eating nuts when he said that I'm not hungry anymore.
HumbleClay _ my adult son’s reaction listening from across the room “Now that’s an image I don’t want to see” 👍
“However Abigail isnt the only surfer on this bitch- BEACH”
😂😂😂😭😭😭I almost died laughing
IKR?!?
I thought my ears and mind were playing tricks on me.
@@carrotdacarrot1485 you should look for a Bigfoot with internet access. I heard he's single.
Was dying laughing
Narator: " sort of like human surfers eventually lose their shirt and shoes....and job"
Lol the roasting.
I lol'ed so hard I spat my food....
😂😂😂😂
I JUST GOT YOU TO 1K LIKES! #1000thLikeOnAComment
I thought ze would say,, "...and service," but ze chose the better joke.
the timing of that shit coz im drinking water at that time now my nose hurts
My sweet autistic grandson may have met his one true love! So engrossed watching Millie and Abby that he didn't asked the repetitive questions. Don't know if he listened to story but he was most in the spectacle! Thanx for all your wonderful films, we watch daily!
Other people: Avian creatures
Zefrank1, an intellectual: Bjirds
We've been mispronouncing Bjork all these years - clearly it's just Bork.
no one says "aviation creatures"
@@glooperscooper yes, because they say avian creatures
@@BarryTGash Swedish chef had it right all along. #borkborkbork
@@BarryTGash Zefrank is the Swedish chef, confirmed.
"Beach life is so simple and predictable, that over the years, they've lost their eyes and their tentacles. Sorta like how human surfers lose their shirts, and shoes......and jobs. So watching these films is sometimes like watching a horror movie." Every line of this thing was gold. Bravo. Take my goddamn subscription.
You should definitely go into the catalog of true facts. Big fan of mantis shrimp, angler fish, and tapir. Dragonfly is great too.
ur weird
Leola Thomas I bet you are one of those losers that cringe at everything
Amen
"Look, it's trying to eat a people!"
Cutest quote ever.
Red-y Set Play that was my favourite part lol
I was looking for this exact comment.
It's adorable...and probably a little itchy for the human, as the snail tries to break down their skin with digestive juices.
@@Nixeu42 I never thought about it that way. Makes sense!
666th like 😳
Not only is Ze Frank absolutely hilarious, we're actually learning like 27 real true facts among all the hilarity. Well done, sir, well done!
@KristinPedemonti - A sneaky teach!
"It's kind of ironic to die in a testicle"
Never ever thought i would hear those words in a sentence.
Theres a fetish on the internet for that.
@Miguel Velazquez please don't ask me how i know this.. the internet is a dark strange place and sometimes its secrets are best left unfound.
Lol wtf
@Miguel Velazquez genuinely confused xD and thanks man :)
@@Seraphim-h3q honesty if you dont know your better off not knowing.
“It gets complicated: Start getting into arguments about whose eating who, like you’d hear at an orgy for narcissists.”
I’m dying of laughter. Thank you TH-cam. I had no idea what I was missing from my life, but apparently you did. Huge heartfelt thanks!
that's those kind of thing you'd never espect to hear lol
Never did I dream of a day when watching snail documentary would be ten times more entertaining than any of hollywoods comedies from past 10 years.
Vsoundelend or late night talk show host.
Aint that the truth😂
Vsoundelend oofff 😂
@@bubbles000 YES
@AnimeYuno Fanperson YES
"Has eyes by the way. Should have known better."
thimization that one was kinda my fav. So low key.
This is the best description of all of my life choices I've ever heard.
Came to the comments for this
i opened th-cam.com/video/rysEfM-3WAs/w-d-xo.html
Victim blaming
5:21 “I’m a crab, not a snail, look I have pinchy pinchies”
I swear Zefrank is going to be the death of me
No no no, this channel is all about life
Brian Argo and Death is a part of life.
Damn. You right.
Agaronia don't give a crap, so testicle death it is.
I'm so glad he eventually came back.
"Comp"
"I'm a crab not a snail look I have pinchy pinchies"
Oml I can't oh god I'm wheezing why is this so funny
Same "pinchy pinchies"🤣🤣🤣
“Don’t give me crap about the Bebe, that’s a very bad BEBE”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"very french. they're going to die too"
I'm sorry what? LMAO
Just like the french
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
@@minilamma4879 yea
To the Guillotine!!!
@@daily_socialcredits Ohhhhh LOL yh
Zefrank: "Caviar and escargo all in one, very French. They are going to die too"
Ehh.. the French you mean?⚆ _ ⚆
I scrolled for this. Your custom emote insured I made the right choice. 👍🏻
Take my like
both
give the germans a few more decades to stop being so polite
Sacré Bleu!😨
"I'm not a snail, I'm a crab. Look I have pinchy pinchies." "Agaronia don't give a crap."
"agaronia don't gives a crab" would be a much better phrase HAHAHA
BLU?!?! ISSAT YOU??? IM CELESTAROONI HOW DID I FIND YOU I-
@@dongdungding LMAO WHAT.
Or she doesn't give a Crab xD
Why do I see 2 people making the same joke and one dude talking to the maker of this comment about "agaronia doesn't give a crap"
"You got scared there, didn't you?"
I actually did lmao. It was really adding to my reasons never to go in the ocean again. I was pretty much at exactly my surfer snail limit.
“It looks like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach”
I choked on my noodles
And I no longer want to finish my noodles
Did you slurp it like the snail? Hahaha :P
Funny af but I'll never be able to unsee that!
As a certain thunder god once said: "it's in my brain now."
@@xtflogicalohio3044 And as im going to say, *Time to add bleach to my brain to get this horrid memory out*
"Looks like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach"
How does it- OH NO
Hahhahahha yeah man you get it hahahahaha
I head my name...I came..errr well literally 😂
Can't unsee
I laughed so hard when I got it
I choked on my cereal 😂
Zefrank's videos: something between funny, disgusting and intriguing.
I find myself laughing at one moment, then wide eyed in amusement, followed by grimacing at the carnage, which manages to get turned back into laughter. It's quite the experience!
@@ryllingam6467 It's a goddamned roller coaster, what an experience indeed
This is pure science. Stop laughing.
Also informative
Intriguing, but highly disturbing
"she also uses these flaps to sort of gallop"
relatable.
@Drew Harris yeah me too 😂 this video was hard to take seriously
“It looks like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach” fucking KILLED me cuz i had to process what he meant
*an
@@alexandrapedersen829 I’ll learn how to type eventually man my bad
Is it an?
I know right. The panning out and ball comment brought it hilariously clear.
@@alexandrapedersen829 Don't be That person. Not only that, but YOU are incorrect.
"It beats dying in a ballsack."
So wise.
ikr
Jojoforpres LOL
Some people are into that.
@@falleithani5411 you're not the only one cursed with knowledge...
@Jojoforpres
We call them exhibitionist.
"It's kind of ironic to die in a testicle...."
Oh My God! This is freaking GOLD!
We all came from one and now we might die from one
I hate and love this channel already.
@@randomdragon2589 Go watch the one about ducks. It'll scar you for life.
5:42 "It looks like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach" NOO, I'M DEAD
I wish all nature documentaries where like this
same. most of the time they're like
hErE wE haVe thE TuRdiNg hiPpO.
@Duck Go Quacks iT ApPeArS fEcAl MaTtEr iS fOrciNg iT'S wAy OuT oF tHe AnUs.
Quit watching other channels and sub. Done!
@@rufflesntruffles2 no
ME TOOOO
"Caviar and escargot all in one, very French. They're going to die too."
I lost it
Ok but who is going to die too? The snails or the French?
@@jedhw4440 depends, might be us if the surfers get big enough
I choked
@@jedhw4440 Yes.
Unless they raise the white flag.
"So when you pick out those pretty shells on the beach, it's basically a murder scene" 😂
Pretty much😂
Yep
Hahaha ikr that got a wheeze outta me
true
6:12
The quality of information combined with fabulous delivery of innocence and double-entendres is ridiculously amusing and addictive!
I just discovered this YT channel and now have to tell all my friends!
My favorite part
“No don’t go that way!”
“Oh she went that way”
“ *C H O M P* ”
"So whenever you pick up that pretty shell on the beach, it's basically a murder scene."
What does that make hermit crabs who live in the homes of murder victims?
@@darkdragoness5 Yep, hermit crabs sometimes killed the previous shell-owner and robbed the shell.
Grave robbers?
@@commoncommentatingcommento8683 Technically, grave squatters.
not going to lie, this is really messing with my head
Zefrank: *makes weird mouth noises to dub over snails eating*
10/10, comedy gold
Absolutely marvelous
CHOMP.
It's called ASMR and it's ART
"Is this a porno?"
"Oh crap, it _is_ a porno."
_Bwaaaaaggghhh..... uuhhhhhhhmmmmm_
_slurping noises_
_pop_
I miss having a snail. I had a freshwater snail and it was so cool to watch. He enjoyed floating around the tank drifting from the filter currant.
my god this is narrated so cutely I almost want to think they're cute, and not nightmare snot in pretty clothes
Nightmare snot in pretty clothesss
Cute there a better word lol 😂
Nightmare snot. 😂😂😂 🐌🐌🐌
Nightmare snot lmao
𝗔
Don't give me grief, He is a very bad bebe.
This has to be one of his best.
True fact: this will become a meme in 2023:
th-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/w-d-xo.html
He's NOT the Messiah; he's a very bad bebe!
Agreed!
I only fear one thing
That Zefrank1 runs out of cool animals to talk about
He can make any animal sound cool.
I'm scared one day he will start doing the peoples..
Don't worry, even if he runs out of the animals & plants, he can always do the BACKWARD version of them just as he did for Hippo.
I bet we will still watch those videos.
Emmm these were snails.
SNAILS.
Are you really sure this guy needs cool animals?
He could probably make the most boring animal in existence sound like a legendary pokemon
"I'm a crab, not a snail; look, I have pinchy pinchies!" But agaronia don't give a crap.
Never ceases to make me laugh after a rough day!
That and the "bad behbeh" getting eaten by the clay metapodial pouch! 🤣🤣
“Look!... it’s trying to eat a people.”
A peep
"sort of how human surfers even entually lose their shirts and shoes, and jobs"
wheezing.
The tradeoff of enjoying life more, being tanned, and having dat awesome musculature is fair trade tho
Serotonin Scavenger anyone is tan, when they dont have a roof to protect themselves from the sun.
421th
@@vcweeb7416 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That 1.5 second hesitation before he said 'jobs' was what did it for me!😂😂
We need a full nature documentary series, 4k, all narrated by Zefrank.
This is nearing 10k likes. At what point do we need a GoFundMe?
Omg that would be awesome 😀😀😀
Nat geo get on this.
OMG YES!!
Yes
Yes! Now take my money, Zefrank!
Thanks!
“Picking up shells on the beach is basically a murder scene.” This hit me in the feels, man.
I attempted to paint a crime scene then
R/cursedcomments
fakeyolo gamer454
r/shutthefuckupandontlinksubredditswhilenotonredditplusthatcommengwasntevencurseddingus
@@lordchinglei8584 just let him have his karma
Call me Anon
he won’t get any cuz it’s not a cursed comment :/
"Oh look, a documentary! This will be peaceful."
Start of the video: aAAHHHHHHHH
"Let's back up a bit." lol ^_^
To be fair, it is really peaceful.
"Its trying to eat a people." Is the best thing I've heard and it was said so softly
I am
And you have
@@asphixciate and they am have
I know it kinda made my night
In terms of best things I've heard softly, in the US the Scottish accent is usually in our media with bombastic characters, but I knew a very reserved Scott who was giving examples for process fluids that might be pasteurized in a heat exchanger. "Beer, or dairy" he said softly. But it was like "bee-yair, and dayairee" and I had to not laugh. Where's my Oscar?
"look it's trying to eat a people *snickers* *tries to not laugh*"
Even Zefrank himself laughs at his own jokes while i just wanna cry here cuz of how much hilarious these documentaries are 😭😭😭❤️✨
Silver lining to the Caronavirus: ZeFrank is stuck inside forced to make True Facts videos.
*resists urge to wish for endless pandemics*
Coronavirus?
Which one?
There are hundreds of thousands, possibly millions of variants currently alive ln this planet.
I'd choose a coronavirus over the worst influenza bug imaginable, but look at me... I'm embarrassing myself here... I'm trying to spit logic on a joke post... 🤔
@@RDDPro The "Core Oni Pandem Mic" wouldn't be that dangerous, if it weren't for mass incompetence on a global scale. It's a classic showcase of the downsides of globalized economies and globalized governments.
That's how he dooooo
@@RDDPro which Zefrank, the OP didn't write Zefrank1... if only humans were capable of inference or recognizing context 🤔😜
“Like caviar and escargot in one. Very French”
-oh, how cute!
“They’re going to die too.”
-what?
“He had eyes, he should’ve known better. ” 🤣 I smile from beginning to end with those videos! Thank you so much @zefrank1!
Thanks for the janitor shoutout at the end! We’re very rarely thanked. Mostly just used as the butt of jokes.
"Don't give me crap about the babeh, thats a very bahd bebeh." his whole narrative, my english teachers could never
Also they'd never about your use of a comma instead of a semicolon or a period, your lack of an apostrophe in a contraction, etc., but especially your making them never without a verb!
I need u in my life
"They're going to die too"
Who? The snails? Their babies? The French?
Yes.
But I don't want to die :c
@@katsu772 Then stop being French.
@@LeatherSoup-c5j but what if you're french?
@@dannyboy2585 you deserve it
"Just like how human surfers eventually loose their
Shirts
and shoes
*_and jobs_* "
That shit hit different hearing it from him 😂
I also watched the video.
So thanks for repeating I didn’t understood what it was saying before
Shit's getting real
@@danksanchez4324 No problem
i just found this channel and my mind is blown over how incredibly informative yet how stupidly hilarious these videos are.... sir you're getting me through Marine Bio, thank you for your service
"Nicknamed "aggro", and you'll see why"
I love how this guy comes up with funny shit that also acts as an apt explanation.
Gilbert Rueger Seriously, he's the best nature show host- you learn something and laugh your ass off at the same time 👍🏼
It's called confidence. He's had it since he was a beb-eh.
Can you even imagine BEING him?!?! He must walk around laughing hysterically cause of what he's thinking!! LOL!
“And don’t give me crap about the babey”
“Thats a very bad babey”
4:32 imma giv time stamp
Trying to copy my comment? You act like we don’t figure this out.
@@coopercampbell1521 He might have not seen yours, i havent
@@coopercampbell1521 it's literally a quote of what he said tho?
I love how he said babey
He has been subtlety unsubtle making dad jokes in our faces.
Its like a subliminal message. x)
Subtly
It is only implied...
Your grammar killed my brain.
Hey dads need to get their own back somehow, you raid our larders, nick our ciggies, empty our wallets, now suffer our jokes mwahahah!
Hi from central Brazil. Tocantins. I just love your videos. Informative and funny. Great narrator. I am a linguist who loves nature. You'd get here in the Cerrado. So marvelous arthropodes ❤.
5:35 "It looks like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach"
Things you cannot unsee
Oh my god I am scarred
I cant unsee that
I honestly don’t see it
@@seoulessangel that's a good thing
“These snails have lost their eyes and tentacles, sorta like how human surfers lose their shirts and shoes....and jobs”
I lost it at this point.
This guy!!!
First rpwllyu
Lost what, exactly? Shoes? Shirt? A job? Or eyes and tentacles?
@Aaron Shshs certainly not the sense of humor
I think the brains may go
at some point as well.
Coalinga!
Why envy them when you could make a choice to quit doing anything you hate too?
It just takes planning, but you could live your life how YOU want to if you work at it hard enough.
"Abigail is the not the only surfer on this [bleep] - I mean - beach."
Oh my god
lmao that was funny af
Ik
Completely through me off guard I had to pause the video to catch my breath because I was taking a drink at that moment and started choking on it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Read that as he said it
I hope you know I'm using this as a part of my nearshore biome presentation in my college class. Not the video itself but your linked sources, as I want to briefly mention surfing snails. I couldn't think or find a better source, so thank you for being such a prominent piece of my academic mind!
5:13 "Has eyes by the way, should've known better"
😂
the worst part about it is that it would have survived if it let go of its shell, but that advice was not a part of the instinct guidebook
"Look it's trying to eat a people hehe"
Me currently drinking water: regret
Throughout the whole hermit crab scene I was just like “DROP THE SHELL AND RUN”
Me, too. Guess Hermits always choose to go down with the ship.
It has more chances to rip that ballsack open, than to survive without the shell.
@@Testi-1982 not really, imagine trying to tear through a slab of meat that is covered in super thick lube. You ain't gonna get any purchase.
@Silver Scythe Yeah, but if the snail's equivalent of stomach acids is able to help liquify and dissolve the fleshy part of the crab, then it has no chance of hiding away in the shell.
@Silver Scythe The premise is that the digestive enzymes would begin to digest the hermit crab alive until the entire content of the foot pouch except the shell could be a drink. This is similar to other creatures that excrete digestive enzymes, like spiders.
“Yet another snail that surfs is… I’m just kidding, there are no more. You got scared there for a second didn’t you?”
I truly did lol
If this guy can narrate the universe's destruction, I want to be alive to witness it.
i feel ya
Yep! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
“Welp, there goes Saturn. Watch out for that ice shard. Enceladus had too much to drink last night, and now is currently being surrounded by the gasses on Saturn”
Dude i dont even wanna complain no more that your everywhere, im Low Key A fan now
"It was all fine until one day, it was not"
This is the PBS nature show we should've had.
Agree!
And that's what we don't want to have:
th-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/w-d-xo.html
English teacher: Bird
Zefrank: Beeyrd
English teacher: Buried
Zefrank: Beeyried
Byurd
English Teacher: Beard
Zefrank: Beeyrd
Byörd?
English teacher: babies
Zefrank: Bebes
You should have your own series that I can binge watch on Netflix and then binge watch again when I introduce it to my friends and family while they binge watch it with me.
Seriously, sometimes when I need a pick me up I rewatch your stuff... youre an absolute genius.
“Live by the foot, die by the foot.”
That’s gonna be my motto from now on.
kowabunga dude
can't believe he forgot the last line "fruit by the foot"
@@Dkmo94 oh my GOD that would've been AMAZING
"Why is Danny going down to the beach and fingering snail's feet? Mother, you can't talk to me like that anymore; it's my job and I'm a grown man."
"Look, it's trying to eat a people."
I died, I just died.
Me too, I'm supposed to be quiet, my husband is sleeping but I was laughing so much, I'm struggling to do it silently.🤣 I rewinded that part three times!
R.I.P.
And then the snail ate you
@@riptidemonzarc3103 at least, it gave it the old college-try
love that you can hear the dude constantly chuckling
“Look, it’s trying to eat a people
Its like a small child, a very dark and humorous child
"She travels by foot." Loved that dad joke. Never forget the dad jokes; they're the best part.
I just love that moment, around 6:45, when I realize that I've been envisioning the two snails at the completely wrong scale. I had assumed that the videos up to that point were to scale, and the predator snail was around 3-4 inches in length. Then to see that the big monster snail was smaller than a fingertip, and this whole drama was happening at such a tiny scale, it was just a very amusing little moment of perspective shift. Thank you for the experience.
And when we needed him most.... HE RETURNED....
I so needed that this morning
Honestly.
I just lost my dad a couple weeks ago and isolations made it awful to process.
But bruh this had me rolling 😂😂😂
Bless
“Don’t gimme crap about da beh-beh, that’s a very bad beh-beh.”
I love TH-cam.
No no no, you don't love youtube, you love the creative creators in it.
@@rubberduckian2538 very true indeed
Lol
You also love uncensored media!
Yea
"Has eyes by the way, should have known better" is my favorite bit. just shaming a crab for being dumber than a ball of slime
Missed the chance for
"We don't have that footage."
"Now here's that footage."
That’s possibly the strangest and maybe the stupidest way I’ve ever seen anything eat
Some starfish and other echinoderma throw their digestive organs outside their bodies and envelop their prey with it. Then digest it outside their bodies. Then just retract the organs back inside and off they go hunting again.
“Look! It’s trying to eat a people!”
booger nets! :D
Sounds like "your mama" jokes invitation...
Let's see you manage to eat using a testicle
"she sort of flaps along, like a *bèuïrd*" I absolutely love this, I was expecting a standard documentary but this is so much better. I can't stop laughing. send help
its the by extending her flaps bit that got me👌👌😉😉😂🤣😂🤣
Byird
Literally lost control after that point 🤣🤣🤣
best docu series, narrator is everything! I lost it at "don't give me crap about the bebé, it was a very bad bebé" 🤣🤣🤣
2:58
By far one of the best videos I have seen online. Thank you for posting it :)
“Look it’s trying to eat a peeple” lol
I’ve never heard such pure joy in one sentence xD
Yes English is strong with this one
owo
John Jones
UnU
7:05
"Hehe. Look, it's trying to eat a people."
Yeah, yeah it's all fun and games till he actually does it. Then tells the rest of them how good we taste.
@@shawnkauffman5248 i dont wanna be vored into a testicle!
@@intellectualbaguette7507 Heh y-yeah, me neither *crosses arms*
'It's complicated. They start getting into arguments about who's eating who. You know, stuff you hear at an orgy for narcissists!' BEST LINE!
😂😂😂😂 these videos are absolute genius!
I don't know how he comes up with this stuff!!! Lol
This line reminded me of a line from Hellsing Abridged when Alucard is talking to Walter. "I hate arguing with her in person, it's weird, I always get a boner"
Personally, mine was "Think somewhere between a foreskin and a vest. Comfy."
This type of narration should be the only one from now on gotta love it
"when you pickup that pretty shell in the beach, it's basically a murder scene"
I might not pick any kind of shells anymore
Due to the Coronavirus indefinitely sealing us in our homes
It's a beautiful memorial of a full life in a spectacular time to be here. Right here, right now.
i picked up a shell in animal crossing a minute after he said that
I never look at a seashell the same ever again 😨😨😨😖
@Reagan E Barnholt Beachfront: CSI