True Facts: Killer Surfing Snails

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  • @Tea.Li.
    @Tea.Li. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5436

    “Look it’s trying to eat a people!” He said...that was so adorable

    • @TheMightySkeletorLordofPuns
      @TheMightySkeletorLordofPuns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It is

    • @Lat798
      @Lat798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      7:05

    • @loganbatis5573
      @loganbatis5573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      *I WILL DESTROY YOUR PEOPLE, AND MAKE YOUR VILLAGE BURN*
      Nom nom

    • @prof_hedgehog7456
      @prof_hedgehog7456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Angelcake101 that’s a very bad be Bebe

    • @airotiv7916
      @airotiv7916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That whole part was the best, you couod hear his laughter the whole time, love him so much 💜

  • @rinpaisys
    @rinpaisys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11187

    “Look it’s trying to eat a people.” Never have I heard a sentence spoken with more pure joy and bemusement.

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      It sounds like me talking about my kitten...

    • @Corusame
      @Corusame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Imagine falling asleep on the beach then waking up to find yourself being devoured by a hundred of these snails

    • @ghostsoap6681
      @ghostsoap6681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Corusame that must be made into a Syfy movie.

    • @rorrim0
      @rorrim0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Oh sure it's cute when something the size of a baseball attempts but when it's the size of a toddler, it becomes a problem.

    • @davidmonaghan1896
      @davidmonaghan1896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Corusame Or giant-size these for a "Food of the Gods" Beach sequel. All of these are terrifying if Supersized.

  • @gamsssreal
    @gamsssreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3572

    "Kinda ironic to die in a testicle" BEST LINE EVER

    • @komarunaegi9719
      @komarunaegi9719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      YES

    • @coren5911
      @coren5911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Ya know there's an actual fetish about that?

    • @Hopper_Arts
      @Hopper_Arts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @•Spicy Boi• it's called vore

    • @I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad
      @I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@coren5911
      It's called vore where you get swallow whole

    • @BloodyRainRang
      @BloodyRainRang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "Uncountable millions of sperm didn't like that."

  • @Quidington
    @Quidington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    Abigail was the best snail among us. She passed on so we may learn. That dedication must not be forgotten. The task of learning falls upon all of us.

    • @blackwillow7314
      @blackwillow7314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Among Us???? 😳😳😳

    • @Quidington
      @Quidington 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@blackwillow7314 Amogus Morbus Mini em Collagus Bussyus Omnibus Bus Sus Gus Rus Tus Puss Lus Jus Hus Qus

    • @amylarson3958
      @amylarson3958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      All hail Abigail. All hail

    • @viktorilinkolov7114
      @viktorilinkolov7114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      All snail

    • @ember9361
      @ember9361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      She may no longer be among us, but she was never sus
      rest in peace, icon

  • @celebratejen95
    @celebratejen95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6244

    “Don’t give me crap about the Bebe. It’s a very bad Bebe”

    • @neotwilight31
      @neotwilight31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      learning so much about snails... but for the love of god just tell us what that bebe did! I NEED TO KNOW!!!

    • @HazzronIV
      @HazzronIV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Please show us where on the bebe the snail touched you?

    • @edwardcoello9168
      @edwardcoello9168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Bebe has a long history of murder, war crimes and theft

    • @TRD57
      @TRD57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@neotwilight31 The bebe must have flipped him the beeird.

    • @icebrg.
      @icebrg. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The bebe is the frog fish that supposedly was eaten by the bobbit worm. He escaped, evolved into a bebe and burnt down a church. Now he’s being eaten by a snail.
      Karmas a bitch.

  • @abigail5762
    @abigail5762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3477

    Me:
    Zefrank: lets just name it Abigail
    Me: I was not planning to die as a sea snail today

  • @icebrg.
    @icebrg. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4020

    Snail: Screams of pure terror.
    Zefrank: let’s back up a bit.
    Perfection.

    • @BLUE5294
      @BLUE5294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      *RECORD SCRATCH
      *FREEZE FRAME
      Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation .

    • @lanedropify
      @lanedropify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ICEBRG COMMANDER ikr

    • @dewaunwarren1
      @dewaunwarren1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Snail: yep that's me you're probably wondering how I got here

    • @horsehorsehorsehorse8500
      @horsehorsehorsehorse8500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This comment is...
      Perfection

    • @darkhorseman90
      @darkhorseman90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Anyone else think for a moment that it was going to be a snail sex scene instead of a mollusk murder?

  • @Chickencluts1234
    @Chickencluts1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "its like going into a walmart on black friday and the lights are turned off, you just start grabbing anything and you dont know what you'll end up with" used as analogy for a snail eating random things blindly is comedy gold.

  • @iknownothing900
    @iknownothing900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2495

    Zefrank B rated movie recap
    "Oh no don't go that way"
    "Oh she went that way"
    *CHOMP*

  • @skotmatthews8940
    @skotmatthews8940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2544

    I love how zefrank left for like years and came back without missing a beat

    • @terichix8494
      @terichix8494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      When did he leave?

    • @TheLogFella
      @TheLogFella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@terichix8494 ikr

    • @numberjuan6332
      @numberjuan6332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I think it's because zefrank is uploading videos more frequently this year. If you go back like 20 videos he uploaded, it was uploaded 5 years ago.

    • @deathmetalpuppies
      @deathmetalpuppies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      hey, i was binging his videos before and now i’m glad he’s back

    • @Reagan1984
      @Reagan1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@terichix8494 He left awhile ago to work with buzzfeed

  • @WillShakes423
    @WillShakes423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2464

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
    "Let's back up a bit."
    Oh yeah. This is gonna be a good one.

    • @thespooke7950
      @thespooke7950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Screaming always entails top quality entertainment.

    • @jordanspencer2157
      @jordanspencer2157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I knew I was in for a ride

    • @bapanada9446
      @bapanada9446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thespooke7950 TH-cam #1 rule

    • @itsmilly8150
      @itsmilly8150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thespooke7950 so true😂😂

    • @ahmadmahdi8784
      @ahmadmahdi8784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      waaaaaaaaa

  • @msthecommentator2863
    @msthecommentator2863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "...it's over pretty quickly, and it beats dying in a ballsack."
    Lost it on that one 🤣

  • @humbleclay79
    @humbleclay79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    "it's like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach"
    It took me second to see the relation, but now I can't get it out of my head.

    • @joshuaspeer2503
      @joshuaspeer2503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      CAN"T UNSEE

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same for me T__T

    • @joshriley2936
      @joshriley2936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me too, I sat there for a solid 10 seconds trying to figure it out. Then it me and I couldn't stop laughing!

    • @erickhart8046
      @erickhart8046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Welp I was eating nuts when he said that I'm not hungry anymore.

    • @RoxnDox
      @RoxnDox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      HumbleClay _ my adult son’s reaction listening from across the room “Now that’s an image I don’t want to see” 👍

  • @squidsquigs6921
    @squidsquigs6921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1557

    “However Abigail isnt the only surfer on this bitch- BEACH”

    • @JinafireSXiaomi
      @JinafireSXiaomi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      😂😂😂😭😭😭I almost died laughing

    • @carrotdacarrot1485
      @carrotdacarrot1485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      IKR?!?

    • @someoneforsaken6310
      @someoneforsaken6310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I thought my ears and mind were playing tricks on me.

    • @milkbeforecereal7064
      @milkbeforecereal7064 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@carrotdacarrot1485 you should look for a Bigfoot with internet access. I heard he's single.

    • @NiAsiaaa
      @NiAsiaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was dying laughing

  • @RePhantomz
    @RePhantomz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1101

    Narator: " sort of like human surfers eventually lose their shirt and shoes....and job"
    Lol the roasting.

    • @nykofthesouth2571
      @nykofthesouth2571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I lol'ed so hard I spat my food....

    • @vernzvernz7884
      @vernzvernz7884 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Just_be_kind
      @Just_be_kind 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I JUST GOT YOU TO 1K LIKES! #1000thLikeOnAComment

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought ze would say,, "...and service," but ze chose the better joke.

    • @borgir3451
      @borgir3451 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the timing of that shit coz im drinking water at that time now my nose hurts

  • @debramorrison5531
    @debramorrison5531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    My sweet autistic grandson may have met his one true love! So engrossed watching Millie and Abby that he didn't asked the repetitive questions. Don't know if he listened to story but he was most in the spectacle! Thanx for all your wonderful films, we watch daily!

  • @pr0tz341
    @pr0tz341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1528

    Other people: Avian creatures
    Zefrank1, an intellectual: Bjirds

    • @BarryTGash
      @BarryTGash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      We've been mispronouncing Bjork all these years - clearly it's just Bork.

    • @glooperscooper
      @glooperscooper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      no one says "aviation creatures"

    • @juandelata
      @juandelata 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@glooperscooper yes, because they say avian creatures

    • @BenjiSun
      @BenjiSun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@BarryTGash Swedish chef had it right all along. #borkborkbork

    • @pr0tz341
      @pr0tz341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BarryTGash Zefrank is the Swedish chef, confirmed.

  • @bryanlu93
    @bryanlu93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1379

    "Beach life is so simple and predictable, that over the years, they've lost their eyes and their tentacles. Sorta like how human surfers lose their shirts, and shoes......and jobs. So watching these films is sometimes like watching a horror movie." Every line of this thing was gold. Bravo. Take my goddamn subscription.

    • @davidbowen6708
      @davidbowen6708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You should definitely go into the catalog of true facts. Big fan of mantis shrimp, angler fish, and tapir. Dragonfly is great too.

    • @ac300
      @ac300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ur weird

    • @2nerC9
      @2nerC9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Leola Thomas I bet you are one of those losers that cringe at everything

    • @Guaguadeath
      @Guaguadeath 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amen

  • @TheTabby
    @TheTabby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    "Look, it's trying to eat a people!"
    Cutest quote ever.

    • @tannysasmr
      @tannysasmr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Red-y Set Play that was my favourite part lol

    • @Smile-uu2yg
      @Smile-uu2yg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was looking for this exact comment.

    • @Nixeu42
      @Nixeu42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's adorable...and probably a little itchy for the human, as the snail tries to break down their skin with digestive juices.

    • @TheTabby
      @TheTabby 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nixeu42 I never thought about it that way. Makes sense!

    • @vincem3748
      @vincem3748 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      666th like 😳

  • @KristinPedemonti
    @KristinPedemonti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Not only is Ze Frank absolutely hilarious, we're actually learning like 27 real true facts among all the hilarity. Well done, sir, well done!

    • @MossyMozart
      @MossyMozart ปีที่แล้ว

      @KristinPedemonti - A sneaky teach!

  • @Seraphim-h3q
    @Seraphim-h3q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1326

    "It's kind of ironic to die in a testicle"
    Never ever thought i would hear those words in a sentence.

    • @Sevofthesands
      @Sevofthesands 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Theres a fetish on the internet for that.

    • @Sevofthesands
      @Sevofthesands 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Miguel Velazquez please don't ask me how i know this.. the internet is a dark strange place and sometimes its secrets are best left unfound.

    • @Seraphim-h3q
      @Seraphim-h3q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol wtf

    • @Seraphim-h3q
      @Seraphim-h3q 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Miguel Velazquez genuinely confused xD and thanks man :)

    • @Sevofthesands
      @Sevofthesands 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Seraphim-h3q honesty if you dont know your better off not knowing.

  • @commentonlife4793
    @commentonlife4793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1207

    “It gets complicated: Start getting into arguments about whose eating who, like you’d hear at an orgy for narcissists.”
    I’m dying of laughter. Thank you TH-cam. I had no idea what I was missing from my life, but apparently you did. Huge heartfelt thanks!

  • @vsoundelend
    @vsoundelend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1183

    Never did I dream of a day when watching snail documentary would be ten times more entertaining than any of hollywoods comedies from past 10 years.

  • @thimization
    @thimization 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2791

    "Has eyes by the way. Should have known better."

    • @jacquiehosey1029
      @jacquiehosey1029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      thimization that one was kinda my fav. So low key.

    • @SoffyChannel
      @SoffyChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This is the best description of all of my life choices I've ever heard.

    • @clooimx
      @clooimx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Came to the comments for this

    • @truthseeker7518
      @truthseeker7518 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i opened th-cam.com/video/rysEfM-3WAs/w-d-xo.html

    • @Lilliz91
      @Lilliz91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Victim blaming

  • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
    @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

    5:21 “I’m a crab, not a snail, look I have pinchy pinchies”
    I swear Zefrank is going to be the death of me

    • @brianargo4595
      @brianargo4595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      No no no, this channel is all about life

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Brian Argo and Death is a part of life.

    • @brianargo4595
      @brianargo4595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Damn. You right.

    • @wincentivan2684
      @wincentivan2684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Agaronia don't give a crap, so testicle death it is.

    • @riamau2053
      @riamau2053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm so glad he eventually came back.

  • @bellal2656
    @bellal2656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +964

    "Comp"
    "I'm a crab not a snail look I have pinchy pinchies"
    Oml I can't oh god I'm wheezing why is this so funny

    • @giggityskull8986
      @giggityskull8986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same "pinchy pinchies"🤣🤣🤣

  • @thetruedalv2462
    @thetruedalv2462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    “Don’t give me crap about the Bebe, that’s a very bad BEBE”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sammiej.5526
    @sammiej.5526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3854

    "very french. they're going to die too"
    I'm sorry what? LMAO

  • @fairhair1539
    @fairhair1539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1148

    Zefrank: "Caviar and escargo all in one, very French. They are going to die too"
    Ehh.. the French you mean?⚆ _ ⚆

    • @nordicfalcon
      @nordicfalcon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I scrolled for this. Your custom emote insured I made the right choice. 👍🏻

    • @randomdragon2589
      @randomdragon2589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Take my like

    • @FallinWizard
      @FallinWizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      both

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      give the germans a few more decades to stop being so polite

    • @AylaMarine
      @AylaMarine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sacré Bleu!😨

  • @typicaltale172
    @typicaltale172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2602

    "I'm not a snail, I'm a crab. Look I have pinchy pinchies." "Agaronia don't give a crap."

    • @DivisaoGamer
      @DivisaoGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      "agaronia don't gives a crab" would be a much better phrase HAHAHA

    • @dongdungding
      @dongdungding 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BLU?!?! ISSAT YOU??? IM CELESTAROONI HOW DID I FIND YOU I-

    • @typicaltale172
      @typicaltale172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dongdungding LMAO WHAT.

    • @emegaly1526
      @emegaly1526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or she doesn't give a Crab xD

    • @Obzornor
      @Obzornor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why do I see 2 people making the same joke and one dude talking to the maker of this comment about "agaronia doesn't give a crap"

  • @lolnothxyt
    @lolnothxyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "You got scared there, didn't you?"
    I actually did lmao. It was really adding to my reasons never to go in the ocean again. I was pretty much at exactly my surfer snail limit.

  • @lindaletabasa7760
    @lindaletabasa7760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2248

    “It looks like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach”
    I choked on my noodles

    • @lindaletabasa7760
      @lindaletabasa7760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      And I no longer want to finish my noodles

    • @Amirikl1
      @Amirikl1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Did you slurp it like the snail? Hahaha :P

    • @FerDeLance06
      @FerDeLance06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Funny af but I'll never be able to unsee that!

    • @xtflogicalohio3044
      @xtflogicalohio3044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As a certain thunder god once said: "it's in my brain now."

    • @GooseWithAPassport
      @GooseWithAPassport 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xtflogicalohio3044 And as im going to say, *Time to add bleach to my brain to get this horrid memory out*

  • @phoeberia2734
    @phoeberia2734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4050

    "Looks like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach"
    How does it- OH NO

    • @YannyKo13
      @YannyKo13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Hahhahahha yeah man you get it hahahahaha

    • @poop10I
      @poop10I 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I head my name...I came..errr well literally 😂

    • @cassaleigh
      @cassaleigh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Can't unsee

    • @MichaelHaneline
      @MichaelHaneline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I laughed so hard when I got it

    • @scumkay
      @scumkay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I choked on my cereal 😂

  • @nathanh328
    @nathanh328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3733

    Zefrank's videos: something between funny, disgusting and intriguing.

    • @ryllingam6467
      @ryllingam6467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I find myself laughing at one moment, then wide eyed in amusement, followed by grimacing at the carnage, which manages to get turned back into laughter. It's quite the experience!

    • @JohnDoe-xx8yw
      @JohnDoe-xx8yw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@ryllingam6467 It's a goddamned roller coaster, what an experience indeed

    • @AngryKittens
      @AngryKittens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This is pure science. Stop laughing.

    • @DPedro3
      @DPedro3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also informative

    • @ArthurD
      @ArthurD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Intriguing, but highly disturbing

  • @hisammy3969
    @hisammy3969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "she also uses these flaps to sort of gallop"
    relatable.

    • @hisammy3969
      @hisammy3969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Drew Harris yeah me too 😂 this video was hard to take seriously

  • @riceee79
    @riceee79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3111

    “It looks like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach” fucking KILLED me cuz i had to process what he meant

    • @alexandrapedersen829
      @alexandrapedersen829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *an

    • @riceee79
      @riceee79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@alexandrapedersen829 I’ll learn how to type eventually man my bad

    • @Adstral
      @Adstral 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is it an?

    • @leegoddard2618
      @leegoddard2618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I know right. The panning out and ball comment brought it hilariously clear.

    • @leegoddard2618
      @leegoddard2618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@alexandrapedersen829 Don't be That person. Not only that, but YOU are incorrect.

  • @Spogeg
    @Spogeg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1882

    "It beats dying in a ballsack."
    So wise.

    • @Unwise
      @Unwise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ikr

    • @darkest_eclipse8271
      @darkest_eclipse8271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jojoforpres LOL

    • @falleithani5411
      @falleithani5411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Some people are into that.

    • @Blaze-zm7zt
      @Blaze-zm7zt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@falleithani5411 you're not the only one cursed with knowledge...

    • @tammiegarcia169
      @tammiegarcia169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jojoforpres
      We call them exhibitionist.

  • @NorthForkFisherman
    @NorthForkFisherman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    "It's kind of ironic to die in a testicle...."
    Oh My God! This is freaking GOLD!

    • @kneepain2673
      @kneepain2673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We all came from one and now we might die from one

    • @randomdragon2589
      @randomdragon2589 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hate and love this channel already.

    • @NorthForkFisherman
      @NorthForkFisherman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@randomdragon2589 Go watch the one about ducks. It'll scar you for life.

  • @meowwaffles6040
    @meowwaffles6040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    5:42 "It looks like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach" NOO, I'M DEAD

  • @SlothfulLord
    @SlothfulLord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5286

    I wish all nature documentaries where like this

    • @rufflesntruffles2
      @rufflesntruffles2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      same. most of the time they're like
      hErE wE haVe thE TuRdiNg hiPpO.

    • @rufflesntruffles2
      @rufflesntruffles2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @Duck Go Quacks iT ApPeArS fEcAl MaTtEr iS fOrciNg iT'S wAy OuT oF tHe AnUs.

    • @enslavedbrit7089
      @enslavedbrit7089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Quit watching other channels and sub. Done!

    • @youhobosarereadytohaha6050
      @youhobosarereadytohaha6050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rufflesntruffles2 no

    • @NashOrNewt
      @NashOrNewt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ME TOOOO

  • @thebestcentaur
    @thebestcentaur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    "Caviar and escargot all in one, very French. They're going to die too."
    I lost it

    • @jedhw4440
      @jedhw4440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ok but who is going to die too? The snails or the French?

    • @martinmocquelet6745
      @martinmocquelet6745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jedhw4440 depends, might be us if the surfers get big enough

    • @cosmosheep4306
      @cosmosheep4306 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I choked

    • @skeletorgames8641
      @skeletorgames8641 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jedhw4440 Yes.

    • @AMBEE-sp2ev
      @AMBEE-sp2ev 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unless they raise the white flag.

  • @night-v5258
    @night-v5258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1754

    "So when you pick out those pretty shells on the beach, it's basically a murder scene" 😂

  • @lwliu1112
    @lwliu1112 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The quality of information combined with fabulous delivery of innocence and double-entendres is ridiculously amusing and addictive!
    I just discovered this YT channel and now have to tell all my friends!

  • @mo0nlight_vidsandmore441
    @mo0nlight_vidsandmore441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    My favorite part
    “No don’t go that way!”
    “Oh she went that way”
    “ *C H O M P* ”

  • @Dead_Guy_Bob
    @Dead_Guy_Bob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    "So whenever you pick up that pretty shell on the beach, it's basically a murder scene."

    • @darkdragoness5
      @darkdragoness5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      What does that make hermit crabs who live in the homes of murder victims?

    • @luislee3247
      @luislee3247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@darkdragoness5 Yep, hermit crabs sometimes killed the previous shell-owner and robbed the shell.

    • @commoncommentatingcommento8683
      @commoncommentatingcommento8683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Grave robbers?

    • @luislee3247
      @luislee3247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@commoncommentatingcommento8683 Technically, grave squatters.

    • @fightinfilipino
      @fightinfilipino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      not going to lie, this is really messing with my head

  • @FlinnyWinny
    @FlinnyWinny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    Zefrank: *makes weird mouth noises to dub over snails eating*
    10/10, comedy gold

    • @薇vern
      @薇vern 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely marvelous

    • @himadrijoshi
      @himadrijoshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      CHOMP.

    • @In.Gy.
      @In.Gy. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's called ASMR and it's ART

    • @PhantomJavelin
      @PhantomJavelin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Is this a porno?"
      "Oh crap, it _is_ a porno."
      _Bwaaaaaggghhh..... uuhhhhhhhmmmmm_
      _slurping noises_
      _pop_

  • @Tardisbabe92
    @Tardisbabe92 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I miss having a snail. I had a freshwater snail and it was so cool to watch. He enjoyed floating around the tank drifting from the filter currant.

  • @iFrostNight
    @iFrostNight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2618

    my god this is narrated so cutely I almost want to think they're cute, and not nightmare snot in pretty clothes

  • @jimf1964
    @jimf1964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    Don't give me grief, He is a very bad bebe.
    This has to be one of his best.

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True fact: this will become a meme in 2023:
      th-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/w-d-xo.html

    • @MsLeenite
      @MsLeenite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's NOT the Messiah; he's a very bad bebe!

    • @AnnaLuna
      @AnnaLuna 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed!

  • @FelipeJaquez
    @FelipeJaquez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2965

    I only fear one thing
    That Zefrank1 runs out of cool animals to talk about

    • @MrCamzeys
      @MrCamzeys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      He can make any animal sound cool.

    • @kyleprovo1873
      @kyleprovo1873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I'm scared one day he will start doing the peoples..

    • @thependragone
      @thependragone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Don't worry, even if he runs out of the animals & plants, he can always do the BACKWARD version of them just as he did for Hippo.
      I bet we will still watch those videos.

    • @papaoso8340
      @papaoso8340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Emmm these were snails.
      SNAILS.
      Are you really sure this guy needs cool animals?

    • @toast4248
      @toast4248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      He could probably make the most boring animal in existence sound like a legendary pokemon

  • @lcoq19
    @lcoq19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "I'm a crab, not a snail; look, I have pinchy pinchies!" But agaronia don't give a crap.
    Never ceases to make me laugh after a rough day!
    That and the "bad behbeh" getting eaten by the clay metapodial pouch! 🤣🤣

  • @DollHouseMadam
    @DollHouseMadam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    “Look!... it’s trying to eat a people.”

  • @annabelleharvey6730
    @annabelleharvey6730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1735

    "sort of how human surfers even entually lose their shirts and shoes, and jobs"
    wheezing.

    • @serotonin.scavenger
      @serotonin.scavenger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The tradeoff of enjoying life more, being tanned, and having dat awesome musculature is fair trade tho

    • @vcweeb7416
      @vcweeb7416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Serotonin Scavenger anyone is tan, when they dont have a roof to protect themselves from the sun.

    • @Nerbto
      @Nerbto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      421th

    • @supersizesenpai
      @supersizesenpai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vcweeb7416 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That 1.5 second hesitation before he said 'jobs' was what did it for me!😂😂

  • @KNR90
    @KNR90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10026

    We need a full nature documentary series, 4k, all narrated by Zefrank.
    This is nearing 10k likes. At what point do we need a GoFundMe?

  • @localattucson
    @localattucson ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks!

  • @TeamCat1128
    @TeamCat1128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1375

    “Picking up shells on the beach is basically a murder scene.” This hit me in the feels, man.

    • @callmeanon307
      @callmeanon307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I attempted to paint a crime scene then

    • @aryabintangkalea2855
      @aryabintangkalea2855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      R/cursedcomments

    • @lordchinglei8584
      @lordchinglei8584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      fakeyolo gamer454
      r/shutthefuckupandontlinksubredditswhilenotonredditplusthatcommengwasntevencurseddingus

    • @callmeanon307
      @callmeanon307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lordchinglei8584 just let him have his karma

    • @lordchinglei8584
      @lordchinglei8584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Call me Anon
      he won’t get any cuz it’s not a cursed comment :/

  • @ashuriii163
    @ashuriii163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    "Oh look, a documentary! This will be peaceful."
    Start of the video: aAAHHHHHHHH

    • @BoaPython
      @BoaPython 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Let's back up a bit." lol ^_^

    • @raptorofwar4415
      @raptorofwar4415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To be fair, it is really peaceful.

  • @ladydovedove2240
    @ladydovedove2240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    "Its trying to eat a people." Is the best thing I've heard and it was said so softly

    • @asphixciate
      @asphixciate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am

    • @asphixciate
      @asphixciate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And you have

    • @Krepticite
      @Krepticite 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@asphixciate and they am have

    • @wolfiebuns3029
      @wolfiebuns3029 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know it kinda made my night

    • @Davealapoo
      @Davealapoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In terms of best things I've heard softly, in the US the Scottish accent is usually in our media with bombastic characters, but I knew a very reserved Scott who was giving examples for process fluids that might be pasteurized in a heat exchanger. "Beer, or dairy" he said softly. But it was like "bee-yair, and dayairee" and I had to not laugh. Where's my Oscar?

  • @ellermnv8809
    @ellermnv8809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "look it's trying to eat a people *snickers* *tries to not laugh*"
    Even Zefrank himself laughs at his own jokes while i just wanna cry here cuz of how much hilarious these documentaries are 😭😭😭❤️✨

  • @johnsanko4136
    @johnsanko4136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    Silver lining to the Caronavirus: ZeFrank is stuck inside forced to make True Facts videos.

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *resists urge to wish for endless pandemics*

    • @RDDPro
      @RDDPro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Coronavirus?
      Which one?
      There are hundreds of thousands, possibly millions of variants currently alive ln this planet.
      I'd choose a coronavirus over the worst influenza bug imaginable, but look at me... I'm embarrassing myself here... I'm trying to spit logic on a joke post... 🤔

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RDDPro The "Core Oni Pandem Mic" wouldn't be that dangerous, if it weren't for mass incompetence on a global scale. It's a classic showcase of the downsides of globalized economies and globalized governments.

    • @micht516
      @micht516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's how he dooooo

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RDDPro which Zefrank, the OP didn't write Zefrank1... if only humans were capable of inference or recognizing context 🤔😜

  • @Gabbyreel
    @Gabbyreel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    “Like caviar and escargot in one. Very French”
    -oh, how cute!
    “They’re going to die too.”
    -what?

  • @Maryfwhalen3
    @Maryfwhalen3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    “He had eyes, he should’ve known better. ” 🤣 I smile from beginning to end with those videos! Thank you so much @zefrank1!

  • @stephgreen3070
    @stephgreen3070 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for the janitor shoutout at the end! We’re very rarely thanked. Mostly just used as the butt of jokes.

  • @lalaugalino
    @lalaugalino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    "Don't give me crap about the babeh, thats a very bahd bebeh." his whole narrative, my english teachers could never

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also they'd never about your use of a comma instead of a semicolon or a period, your lack of an apostrophe in a contraction, etc., but especially your making them never without a verb!

    • @handsomest1
      @handsomest1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I need u in my life

  • @d15c0rd7
    @d15c0rd7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +967

    "They're going to die too"
    Who? The snails? Their babies? The French?

    • @GloomGaiGar
      @GloomGaiGar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Yes.

    • @katsu772
      @katsu772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      But I don't want to die :c

    • @LeatherSoup-c5j
      @LeatherSoup-c5j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@katsu772 Then stop being French.

    • @dannyboy2585
      @dannyboy2585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@LeatherSoup-c5j but what if you're french?

    • @fashionovawigs
      @fashionovawigs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dannyboy2585 you deserve it

  • @starsilverinfinity
    @starsilverinfinity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1670

    "Just like how human surfers eventually loose their
    Shirts
    and shoes
    *_and jobs_* "

    • @datboi6818
      @datboi6818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That shit hit different hearing it from him 😂

    • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
      @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I also watched the video.

    • @danksanchez4324
      @danksanchez4324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So thanks for repeating I didn’t understood what it was saying before

    • @natwon633
      @natwon633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shit's getting real

    • @ナフィズロイ
      @ナフィズロイ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danksanchez4324 No problem

  • @ayjay.8176
    @ayjay.8176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    i just found this channel and my mind is blown over how incredibly informative yet how stupidly hilarious these videos are.... sir you're getting me through Marine Bio, thank you for your service

  • @judgem0rt1s23
    @judgem0rt1s23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    "Nicknamed "aggro", and you'll see why"
    I love how this guy comes up with funny shit that also acts as an apt explanation.

    • @Thegoodkingnado
      @Thegoodkingnado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gilbert Rueger Seriously, he's the best nature show host- you learn something and laugh your ass off at the same time 👍🏼

    • @Luvcook
      @Luvcook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's called confidence. He's had it since he was a beb-eh.

    • @flanneryred5755
      @flanneryred5755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can you even imagine BEING him?!?! He must walk around laughing hysterically cause of what he's thinking!! LOL!

  • @thatoneperson3888
    @thatoneperson3888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1070

    “And don’t give me crap about the babey”
    “Thats a very bad babey”

    • @eggsalad4376
      @eggsalad4376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      4:32 imma giv time stamp

    • @coopercampbell1521
      @coopercampbell1521 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trying to copy my comment? You act like we don’t figure this out.

    • @Grr33nie
      @Grr33nie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@coopercampbell1521 He might have not seen yours, i havent

    • @raebae5348
      @raebae5348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@coopercampbell1521 it's literally a quote of what he said tho?

    • @nicoleee3022
      @nicoleee3022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love how he said babey

  • @javier6465
    @javier6465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1317

    He has been subtlety unsubtle making dad jokes in our faces.

    • @Deathtizity
      @Deathtizity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Its like a subliminal message. x)

    • @Uzumaki.9
      @Uzumaki.9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Subtly

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It is only implied...

    • @coldheart4257
      @coldheart4257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your grammar killed my brain.

    • @phallca
      @phallca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey dads need to get their own back somehow, you raid our larders, nick our ciggies, empty our wallets, now suffer our jokes mwahahah!

  • @ADRIANACAPUCHINHO
    @ADRIANACAPUCHINHO ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hi from central Brazil. Tocantins. I just love your videos. Informative and funny. Great narrator. I am a linguist who loves nature. You'd get here in the Cerrado. So marvelous arthropodes ❤.

  • @SonicSeraphim
    @SonicSeraphim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    5:35 "It looks like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach"
    Things you cannot unsee

  • @yukeenakamura1398
    @yukeenakamura1398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5981

    “These snails have lost their eyes and tentacles, sorta like how human surfers lose their shirts and shoes....and jobs”
    I lost it at this point.
    This guy!!!

    • @Zenflyn
      @Zenflyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      First rpwllyu

    • @Arnkh
      @Arnkh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lost what, exactly? Shoes? Shirt? A job? Or eyes and tentacles?

    • @EllAntares
      @EllAntares 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Aaron Shshs certainly not the sense of humor

    • @JO-kp6lk
      @JO-kp6lk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think the brains may go
      at some point as well.
      Coalinga!

    • @samjordan8800
      @samjordan8800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why envy them when you could make a choice to quit doing anything you hate too?
      It just takes planning, but you could live your life how YOU want to if you work at it hard enough.

  • @ateloiv_
    @ateloiv_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    "Abigail is the not the only surfer on this [bleep] - I mean - beach."
    Oh my god

    • @tellyfuxnbeast
      @tellyfuxnbeast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lmao that was funny af

    • @quetzalsoaplus
      @quetzalsoaplus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ik

    • @FameMonger101
      @FameMonger101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Completely through me off guard I had to pause the video to catch my breath because I was taking a drink at that moment and started choking on it.

    • @davidbarrozo6621
      @davidbarrozo6621 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @whathappend3885
      @whathappend3885 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Read that as he said it

  • @frownyclowny6955
    @frownyclowny6955 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I hope you know I'm using this as a part of my nearshore biome presentation in my college class. Not the video itself but your linked sources, as I want to briefly mention surfing snails. I couldn't think or find a better source, so thank you for being such a prominent piece of my academic mind!

  • @abigbutterstick1780
    @abigbutterstick1780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    5:13 "Has eyes by the way, should've known better"
    😂

    • @Spartan117xxxxxx
      @Spartan117xxxxxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      the worst part about it is that it would have survived if it let go of its shell, but that advice was not a part of the instinct guidebook

  • @Nightmare_52
    @Nightmare_52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    "Look it's trying to eat a people hehe"
    Me currently drinking water: regret

  • @cartoonishidealism582
    @cartoonishidealism582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    Throughout the whole hermit crab scene I was just like “DROP THE SHELL AND RUN”

    • @larquefausse3623
      @larquefausse3623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Me, too. Guess Hermits always choose to go down with the ship.

    • @Testi-1982
      @Testi-1982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It has more chances to rip that ballsack open, than to survive without the shell.

    • @hlessiavedon
      @hlessiavedon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Testi-1982 not really, imagine trying to tear through a slab of meat that is covered in super thick lube. You ain't gonna get any purchase.

    • @khaiberry1884
      @khaiberry1884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Silver Scythe Yeah, but if the snail's equivalent of stomach acids is able to help liquify and dissolve the fleshy part of the crab, then it has no chance of hiding away in the shell.

    • @Davealapoo
      @Davealapoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Silver Scythe The premise is that the digestive enzymes would begin to digest the hermit crab alive until the entire content of the foot pouch except the shell could be a drink. This is similar to other creatures that excrete digestive enzymes, like spiders.

  • @KorpsePaintKlown
    @KorpsePaintKlown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Yet another snail that surfs is… I’m just kidding, there are no more. You got scared there for a second didn’t you?”
    I truly did lol

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6993

    If this guy can narrate the universe's destruction, I want to be alive to witness it.

    • @ricardoveloz3728
      @ricardoveloz3728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      i feel ya

    • @TroyPosey
      @TroyPosey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yep! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @bl6973
      @bl6973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      “Welp, there goes Saturn. Watch out for that ice shard. Enceladus had too much to drink last night, and now is currently being surrounded by the gasses on Saturn”

    • @danharold5055
      @danharold5055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Dude i dont even wanna complain no more that your everywhere, im Low Key A fan now

    • @paulgarcia2887
      @paulgarcia2887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "It was all fine until one day, it was not"

  • @opl500
    @opl500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    This is the PBS nature show we should've had.

    • @samsonmoore6774
      @samsonmoore6774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agree!

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And that's what we don't want to have:
      th-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/w-d-xo.html

  • @arexico
    @arexico 4 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    English teacher: Bird
    Zefrank: Beeyrd

    • @SNintendoFreak
      @SNintendoFreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      English teacher: Buried
      Zefrank: Beeyried

    • @drask1988
      @drask1988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Byurd

    • @conq1273
      @conq1273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      English Teacher: Beard
      Zefrank: Beeyrd

    • @Earthenfist
      @Earthenfist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Byörd?

    • @lidulkadut
      @lidulkadut 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      English teacher: babies
      Zefrank: Bebes

  • @Matthew-zs8nm
    @Matthew-zs8nm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You should have your own series that I can binge watch on Netflix and then binge watch again when I introduce it to my friends and family while they binge watch it with me.
    Seriously, sometimes when I need a pick me up I rewatch your stuff... youre an absolute genius.

  • @les1324
    @les1324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    “Live by the foot, die by the foot.”
    That’s gonna be my motto from now on.

    • @caseyb1346
      @caseyb1346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      kowabunga dude

    • @Dkmo94
      @Dkmo94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      can't believe he forgot the last line "fruit by the foot"

    • @BobRossCat
      @BobRossCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dkmo94 oh my GOD that would've been AMAZING

  • @YouAni-Me
    @YouAni-Me 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1596

    "Why is Danny going down to the beach and fingering snail's feet? Mother, you can't talk to me like that anymore; it's my job and I'm a grown man."
    "Look, it's trying to eat a people."
    I died, I just died.

    • @honeybunch5765
      @honeybunch5765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Me too, I'm supposed to be quiet, my husband is sleeping but I was laughing so much, I'm struggling to do it silently.🤣 I rewinded that part three times!

    • @waxkopp
      @waxkopp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      R.I.P.

    • @riptidemonzarc3103
      @riptidemonzarc3103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And then the snail ate you

    • @1umbreon4life
      @1umbreon4life 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@riptidemonzarc3103 at least, it gave it the old college-try

    • @RNLAFStarfighter
      @RNLAFStarfighter ปีที่แล้ว +2

      love that you can hear the dude constantly chuckling

  • @table2.0
    @table2.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    “Look, it’s trying to eat a people

    • @callmeanon307
      @callmeanon307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Its like a small child, a very dark and humorous child

  • @js66613
    @js66613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "She travels by foot." Loved that dad joke. Never forget the dad jokes; they're the best part.

  • @illusion-xiii
    @illusion-xiii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    I just love that moment, around 6:45, when I realize that I've been envisioning the two snails at the completely wrong scale. I had assumed that the videos up to that point were to scale, and the predator snail was around 3-4 inches in length. Then to see that the big monster snail was smaller than a fingertip, and this whole drama was happening at such a tiny scale, it was just a very amusing little moment of perspective shift. Thank you for the experience.

  • @IamARobot7
    @IamARobot7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    And when we needed him most.... HE RETURNED....

    • @cstrosetta
      @cstrosetta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I so needed that this morning

    • @fishheist8346
      @fishheist8346 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly.
      I just lost my dad a couple weeks ago and isolations made it awful to process.
      But bruh this had me rolling 😂😂😂
      Bless

  • @coopercampbell1521
    @coopercampbell1521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1640

    “Don’t gimme crap about da beh-beh, that’s a very bad beh-beh.”
    I love TH-cam.

    • @rubberduckian2538
      @rubberduckian2538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      No no no, you don't love youtube, you love the creative creators in it.

    • @Kittykat.0
      @Kittykat.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@rubberduckian2538 very true indeed

    • @thewhitehype85
      @thewhitehype85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @earthboundmisfit7654
      @earthboundmisfit7654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You also love uncensored media!

    • @exobomb1061
      @exobomb1061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea

  • @the_Red_Star
    @the_Red_Star 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Has eyes by the way, should have known better" is my favorite bit. just shaming a crab for being dumber than a ball of slime

  • @ShabbaDabb
    @ShabbaDabb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Missed the chance for
    "We don't have that footage."
    "Now here's that footage."

  • @rz4109
    @rz4109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    That’s possibly the strangest and maybe the stupidest way I’ve ever seen anything eat

    • @IronShocker77
      @IronShocker77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Some starfish and other echinoderma throw their digestive organs outside their bodies and envelop their prey with it. Then digest it outside their bodies. Then just retract the organs back inside and off they go hunting again.

    • @kiingklover
      @kiingklover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      “Look! It’s trying to eat a people!”

    • @Saiavinn
      @Saiavinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      booger nets! :D

    • @Vanowm
      @Vanowm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like "your mama" jokes invitation...

    • @ppat9192
      @ppat9192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Let's see you manage to eat using a testicle

  • @sarahturner4148
    @sarahturner4148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2424

    "she sort of flaps along, like a *bèuïrd*" I absolutely love this, I was expecting a standard documentary but this is so much better. I can't stop laughing. send help

    • @hateliberals2299
      @hateliberals2299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      its the by extending her flaps bit that got me👌👌😉😉😂🤣😂🤣

    • @lawling466
      @lawling466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Byird

    • @Olivijad
      @Olivijad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Literally lost control after that point 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kellyinCT09
      @kellyinCT09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      best docu series, narrator is everything! I lost it at "don't give me crap about the bebé, it was a very bad bebé" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Jbonn6141
      @Jbonn6141 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      2:58

  • @shrinivasanraghuraman4082
    @shrinivasanraghuraman4082 ปีที่แล้ว

    By far one of the best videos I have seen online. Thank you for posting it :)

  • @KCsFunHouse
    @KCsFunHouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1070

    “Look it’s trying to eat a peeple” lol

  • @DarkestDeeds
    @DarkestDeeds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    "Hehe. Look, it's trying to eat a people."

    • @shawnkauffman5248
      @shawnkauffman5248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah, yeah it's all fun and games till he actually does it. Then tells the rest of them how good we taste.

    • @intellectualbaguette7507
      @intellectualbaguette7507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shawnkauffman5248 i dont wanna be vored into a testicle!

    • @personalejcr
      @personalejcr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@intellectualbaguette7507 Heh y-yeah, me neither *crosses arms*

  • @ShanthaBunyan
    @ShanthaBunyan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    'It's complicated. They start getting into arguments about who's eating who. You know, stuff you hear at an orgy for narcissists!' BEST LINE!

    • @Mortthemoose
      @Mortthemoose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂😂 these videos are absolute genius!
      I don't know how he comes up with this stuff!!! Lol

    • @neroarchangel
      @neroarchangel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This line reminded me of a line from Hellsing Abridged when Alucard is talking to Walter. "I hate arguing with her in person, it's weird, I always get a boner"

    • @millsgrainboy6861
      @millsgrainboy6861 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Personally, mine was "Think somewhere between a foreskin and a vest. Comfy."

  • @mayandecendent31
    @mayandecendent31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This type of narration should be the only one from now on gotta love it

  • @angelserenade
    @angelserenade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    "when you pickup that pretty shell in the beach, it's basically a murder scene"
    I might not pick any kind of shells anymore

    • @Mintbeef
      @Mintbeef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Due to the Coronavirus indefinitely sealing us in our homes

    • @bernieponcik1351
      @bernieponcik1351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's a beautiful memorial of a full life in a spectacular time to be here. Right here, right now.

    • @kriblar98
      @kriblar98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i picked up a shell in animal crossing a minute after he said that

    • @SuperAmyRose01
      @SuperAmyRose01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I never look at a seashell the same ever again 😨😨😨😖

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Reagan E Barnholt Beachfront: CSI