It's so surreal seeing the guy doing a dramatic monologue in a cinematic shot in an atmosphere ridden temple, and the person he's monologuing to is a *Giant bear*
@@seanwalker4149 it's cut content that he counted down from 6 (still in the files just inactive). I'm assuming Bjorn had it active already and didn't do it specifically for this video but idk. In this case I think the program just went wonky with it since it's modded to let them fight and it just didn't pair well for some reason.
Pity we didn't see it, but Hoarah Loux vs the Runebear feels like a fight that would've been depicted on a cave painting 30,000 years ago and it would've been glorious
@@uzn8545 and Miquella came along so his half brother won't be alone (as he predicts correctly none other will join). Meanwhile, Morgot already said its cringe XD
If you watch closely, every sword hit from malenia does it's damage, but bounces off the bear like it's made of titanium. He set the bear to have some sort of armor just for malenia, which is lame. Not a single one of her attacks fully follow through because her sword acts like it's hitting a wall every time
1:40 it's kinda baffling how this so called "monster", is more polite than 95% of the players, he's patientily waiting Gideon to finish his monologue before murdering him.
I love how the leap attack gives it like a second of hang time in the air. Most likely done to give the player a chance to react, but it makes it look like even gravity itself struggles to contain the insanity that is the -cocaine- Runebear!
So basically this bear only lost because those bosses have more high damage super spells, otherwise most of them have no chance? This bear has end game boss stats.... that explains a lot. Don't feel bad for losing to him guys
Hell, this Runebear did good against MALENIA. I feel like if it wasn't for the onion. This bear might have.... Er well, ALMOST beat her. I doubt it could have finished her.
Ngl, I would've loved Godfrey using his second phase on the bear😂 Some great surprises in the video! Also interesting to see how as soon as there was area dmg over time, the bear was almost guaranteed to lose. Almost (looking at Godrick's attempt to light the bear's cigarette before dying)!
This was the most entertaining thing I have watched in quite a while. Honestly, Hollywood could learn something from you. What about the valiant gargoyle duo, though?
This is why the runebear was in court. Not as a witness to the theft, but for going ham on the guy who stole his soap. That entire line was him explaining why he did it.
It's a little cathartic watching the bosses also struggle with rune bears. Gideon getting beaten out of his dialogue is incredibly entertaining. Also hard not to chuckle every time ol RB does it's leaping attack.
Honestly I thought it would do better at it too. those claw swipes with the exploding orbs. I was expecting the exploding orbs to really hurt due to the bear's size, but it seems like only 1 would hit it still or whatever.
Mogh out there having an Alucard moment letting the enemy tear him to shreds just to really flex on them when he starts trying, Godfrey being Elden Gigachad, and Astel showing that bear the difference between a Consecrated Snowfield boss and a Consecrated snowfield random encounter were my favorite fights I think.
Runbear the radahan fight in the bag , but radahan had a special trick up his slevee due to runbear having poor awareness getting absolutely annihilated the comet:).
I like how Gideon speaks "Ahhh, I knew you'd come, to stand before the Elden Ring, to become Elden Lord" And the bear was like "Yeah, let's listen to him because I really want to stand before the Elden Ring and become Elden Lord
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA...
Bear jump
@@BjornTheBear Bear jump
@@BjornTheBearBear jump
Soviet Russia died 33 years ago, knock it off
@@jpraise6771 а я не американец, умник
A demigod may be strong, but a big fucking bear is a big fucking bear.
Agreed
Hey Jamie pull up the video with the bear JUMPING! - Rogan
And Rick is a soldier of God
Actually a rune bear is most likely part dragon 😂
true
Radahn said nah man I ain't losing to no damn angry stuffed animal
FR😭😭😭
brotha realized he needed to lock in and hit the runebear with his ult move 😭
@@monkeyconta he really did
Nuked the tf out of his ass
I mean he ain't the strongest of the demigods for nothing 😂
Margit: ...I cannot bear
Bear: but I can
I was looking for this
Godrick: *BEAR WITNESS!*
Bear: I am
Morgot: my curse... in these thrones... I cant bear the shame.
Bear: but I do
☠️☠️
@@Evanddthe way this made me laugh hard aff😂
Godrick: "Bare witness!"
Runebear: "Witness Bear!"
Gideon wheezing out his words while being crushed was absolutely hilarious lmao
Glad you enjoyed lol
"Ow. My. Bones."
I. NEED. HELP!!! Lmao
I
Need
Help
Ah
My
Bones
He bear ly got them out
To be able to scratch Rick, the Soldier of God, it's on a league of its own
Rick only experiences flesh wounds
Rick does not count. He doesn’t exist in the game.
@@alexandercortescampano4335ofc he does
@@alexandercortescampano4335? He does
@@alexandercortescampano4335 Thanks for clarifying. I haven't played ER in a while and thought I missed something. Rick was kinda scary.
Godrick: "Forefathers one and all, bear witness!"
Bear: *witnesses*
also Bear: *is not impressed*
Hah!
Runebear: WITNESSED!
“They stole mah soap! Who steals soap?!”
Kills Godrick immediately runs for the exit XD the bear knows he's got a lot to get through
You didn’t have to add Soldier of God, Rick. We all knew he’d win
So kind of the Rune Bear to allow Gideon to finish his monologue before utterly destroying him
Polite good boi
Better then me
It's so surreal seeing the guy doing a dramatic monologue in a cinematic shot in an atmosphere ridden temple, and the person he's monologuing to is a *Giant bear*
He brought the bear to half health. That's honestly way better than I was expecting.
Bear hug
That comeback against the elden beast was beautiful.
Imagine being the elden lord beast and getting beat to a bear lol how embarrassing
Makers of the game didn't think that through all the way I mean that bear shouldn't be able to beat the "toughest thing supposedly in the game"
Runebear-1 Greater Will-0
but mohgs comeback was amazing
It appears that runebears are weak to meteors.
Wouldn’t expect less since those killed the dinosaurs
The bear is probably Grass and Ice type
And lasers, apparently.
It was pretty funny to see Radahn chillin' in the background while Laser Golem walked away.
And lasers 😂
@brillywinsen6526 makes sense since its the one from the consecrated snowfields
I love these videos. It's never not amazing to see how some random enemies can square up with the most notorious bosses.
Glad you enjoyed
Mohg was so concussed fighting the Gigabear that he started counting in other directions.
What was the deal was it edited in for comedy? Is it a mod?
@@seanwalker4149 it's cut content that he counted down from 6 (still in the files just inactive). I'm assuming Bjorn had it active already and didn't do it specifically for this video but idk. In this case I think the program just went wonky with it since it's modded to let them fight and it just didn't pair well for some reason.
He actually just went crazy for some reason and I edited in the lines later lol
i thought you were giving runebear more time before instant death to nihil, it would be nice to see if runebear could beat just phase 2 mohg
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“I knew you’d come…to become Elden lord” had me fucking crying as he was staring down that bear😂
Pity we didn't see it, but Hoarah Loux vs the Runebear feels like a fight that would've been depicted on a cave painting 30,000 years ago and it would've been glorious
For real
He'd 1 shot them tho
We missed out on bare hands vs. bear hands.
Zangief vs Kuma
Gideon's "I need help!!" Sound bite never fails to make me laugh.😂😂
Runebear hit mohg so hard he forgot how to count
😂😂😂
“I didn’t hear no bell!”
Radahn: "Pretty good hitting, how's your dodge game?"
DOOOOOODGE
All bosses: usual dialogue
Mohg, Lord of Math: 3654321642521000
😂😂😂
Welcome, honoured guest
To the birthplace, of our math club!!!
@@uzn8545 and Miquella came along so his half brother won't be alone (as he predicts correctly none other will join). Meanwhile, Morgot already said its cringe XD
Lord of Meth
@@christiantarnoski1231Stop making it cute 🥲
That WWE leap from the ropes is the best way to start a fight 😂
Imagine becoming a cosmic elder beast to only get murked by paddington
A god getting slapped by a bear with anger issues is a pretty hilarious concept. Bears are anathema to gods apparently.
Rick had me laughing my ass off, though. That was great!! 😂
For Malenia, I'm guessing the Swallow Dance kept glitching out.
If you watch closely, every sword hit from malenia does it's damage, but bounces off the bear like it's made of titanium. He set the bear to have some sort of armor just for malenia, which is lame. Not a single one of her attacks fully follow through because her sword acts like it's hitting a wall every time
The Runebear getting fucked up by Placidusax is such a cathartic sight to bear witness to. Bro was like "sit the fuck down, poser."
One of the very rare instances where placi didn't need his 2nd phase
Placi was especially not fucking around today.
@@kode-man23 he's been placid for too long. Now it's time for f**k-u-sax
I came here to say “theres no way its going to take Placidusax”
@@kode-man23 he went from placidusax to f**k-you-sax
Our seed will look back upon us, and recall.
The Age of Bear
Best period
Runebear and Chadfrey were competing to see who’s the true poise shredder. Though the First Elden Lord still retained his title as King of Poisebreak
The jump attack at 30:37 was so awesome. Absolutely perfect angle and so cool how the elden beast started glowing as soon as he jumped.
2:58 "Ah...My...Bones..." was 10/10
Bro was literally getting fucked 😂
His bones weren’t ready to experience them backshots
Hahahh I died when he said that, it was to perfect timing lol
@@bbnnmm9 It was edited in, but still funny.
Putting the runebear up against Rick, soldier of god certainly violates animal rights. Never stood a chance 😢
1:40 it's kinda baffling how this so called "monster", is more polite than 95% of the players, he's patientily waiting Gideon to finish his monologue before murdering him.
Thats because he doesnt know what a dick Gideon turely is.
I love how the leap attack gives it like a second of hang time in the air. Most likely done to give the player a chance to react, but it makes it look like even gravity itself struggles to contain the insanity that is the -cocaine- Runebear!
Nah the second of hang time is to make me roll too early because I'm trying to anticipate normal physics
I like to imagine that Maliketh had to roll his sleeves up, "Alright Smokey, let me tell you something."
So basically this bear only lost because those bosses have more high damage super spells, otherwise most of them have no chance? This bear has end game boss stats.... that explains a lot. Don't feel bad for losing to him guys
Hell, this Runebear did good against MALENIA. I feel like if it wasn't for the onion. This bear might have.... Er well, ALMOST beat her. I doubt it could have finished her.
I thought it was just me😅
Not a single water foul dance …
Also the ai doesn’t do him good neither, so many time he staggered the boss, and instead of using high damage attacks, he just roars and move around
@@rajivambrose6038she tried 3 times but her stance was broke evreytime
I loved how when lich jump in the air. The rune bear roared perfect timing 9:12
The Godfrey fight was, when a poise shredder, meets a poise shredder 💀
Chad poise shredder Vs virgin poise shredder
Well, but i notice Lansseax also did her job well of stunlocking it with her lightning claw attacks
at 13:50 vs Godskin duo, that bear roar with one paw up on the broken pillar is so cinematic lol. Love that
Mohg was litterly trolling with this comeback💀
I almost gave up on Mohg😂bro didn’t disappoint
A boss is a boss but a giant fucking bear is a regional manager.
Lmao
Mohg edging us with his Nhil
That was so close
Oh he edged me till the end 😵🥵
Ay yo wat??
Runebear and godfrey is how i imagined vikings in the old days fighting a bear
Undoubtedly, my worst enemies in Elden Ring are these bears 😂
You can't even outrun them
See that’s the problem. You’re not supposed to run from a bear.
@@DuncanMaisonneuve-kk3vf Because it's a Run-Bear 🫢
This, the revenant, caelid birds and the lobsters are my worst nightmare in every playthrough especially randomizers
@@purehollow But the revenants can be cheesed, the bears are unstopabble
Ngl, I would've loved Godfrey using his second phase on the bear😂 Some great surprises in the video! Also interesting to see how as soon as there was area dmg over time, the bear was almost guaranteed to lose. Almost (looking at Godrick's attempt to light the bear's cigarette before dying)!
Gideon talking while being strangled like that killed me lmao😊
Radahn's atmospheric re-entry is devastating lol
I was def like nah radahn ain’t bout to lose to a bear is he ?!
Radahn lost almost all this kind of fight. I mean he would've lost without the meteor
@@jeje4131it’s part of his move set so it’s still a win, it’s like saying Malenia would have lost if it weren’t for her heal on hit and rot effect
Radahn is a early boss tho not a big health pool
The mini jump over the blade of the Elden Beast at 30:22 is insane
Maliketh really said: aight, let's see who's got better jumps.
And Mohg was just trolling throughout the whole match.
Mohg turned into those players who spam the shit outta the same move because it's annoying to the rest 😂
This was the most entertaining thing I have watched in quite a while. Honestly, Hollywood could learn something from you. What about the valiant gargoyle duo, though?
This is why the runebear was in court. Not as a witness to the theft, but for going ham on the guy who stole his soap. That entire line was him explaining why he did it.
So the Elden beast should just be a glowing giant rune bear
Lmao
2:58
"Ahh... my... bones..., In... my... bones..."- Gidean
"i COULD feel it in my bones...but I don't think my bones are there anymore".
My bones...go back inside...all my bones...;_;
Man Rick is literally wearing plot armor😂😂😍
It's a little cathartic watching the bosses also struggle with rune bears. Gideon getting beaten out of his dialogue is incredibly entertaining. Also hard not to chuckle every time ol RB does it's leaping attack.
“Heard you have some delicious Elden Honey! Spare me a jar??” Pooh (Runebear form)
Gideon after getting squeezed: I...know...in my bones...
Runebear: what bones?
All I sense here is powder lmao
Gideon is called the All-Knowing but he doesn’t seem to know all that much when a bear decides to f him up.
Don't care if he lost, Fortissax broke its poise 3 times without being broken once
Him and lansseax's fire breath are one of the best poise breakers in the game
All thanks to those red tasers building up that poise breaking stun
This is the average experience players have against the runebear.
That “Ah, my bones” from Gideon made me burst out laughing.
Never played these games but my dayz the grafix and animation on the dregons is amazing.
Man imagine slapping a demigod so hard they get dementia like Mogh did
This bear can literally make an American president out of everybody
Boss is still a boss. But when you got a bear mixed with a gorilla and SUPER-SIZE it...
It's an Elden lord
14:55 Maliketh: Nice jump… I can jump too.
I half expected the bear to poise break him in mid air.
maleketh: *starts dancing aggressively*
Runebear entering in the room.
Gideon: "Ah... I knew y...wait. How did you get in he...
Runebear proceeds to jumpscare him
To crush him
Godfrey- if you see me and a bear fighting help the bear!
😂😂😂
So True
I love gideon just standing there, monologing villain refeal speech to a freaking bear
😂😂😂😂
Mohg really wanted to cut it close
Love how Gideon was going on about his bones while they were actively being crushed.
Damn my boi Placi dominated . Its always a good day when he gets to do his epic nuke spear and not get knocked out of it.
Yeah yeah! One of the rare times where his nuke actually seemed impactful
"Finally, a worthy opponent! OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!!!" -Rick, Soldier of God
morgott kinda cleaned his name as a son of godfrey. He did really well
The bear running up to Radhan and diving at him was so epic haha
Smokey saw the biggest forest fire in Lands Between history about to be started and decided to do something about it.
Whoever designed the Runebear, definitely had fun doing it.
3:57 “ Such shame I cannot *bear* “
Bear is the only thing that freaked me in this game. When your exploring and suddenly a bear start running towards you is scary as fuck
Lansseax and Placi schooled the heck out of the bear.
I know...my bones...are fucking broken...
fire giant and the rune bear looks like a dude getting harassed by a chihuahua
😂😂😂
Seeing the bear running at Rennala in the distance made me laugh more than it should have
Ok that death bird moment was close; he had his Death Star laser button pressed. Literally 0.2s more and the Empire would have won.
Ahh my bones 😂 As Runebear mocks his dying words
Forefathers one and all bear witness!!
(Gets mauled immediately)
Gideon muttering words while getting backshots is crazy work
Mohg literally forgot how to count and still won
Presidential elections 2024, possibly😂
the fact that runebear lasted as long as he did against Rick, Soldier of God is astounding
22:48 Godfrey average Tuesday be like :
Radahn watching the Laser Golem finish off the Runebear from the background had me laughing.
It's amazing how BjornTheBear chooses to haunt bosses with the same nightmare that haunted us too.
If runebear was the boogeyman, then placi and chadfrey are the ones you send to kill the boogeyman
22:25 That's not fair, the boss gets full health in phase 2, you should have healed Rune Bear
Astel was the first to drop the Runebears health lower than their own without a gimic
Honestly I thought it would do better at it too. those claw swipes with the exploding orbs. I was expecting the exploding orbs to really hurt due to the bear's size, but it seems like only 1 would hit it still or whatever.
@@Ghalion666even his hand hurts more than the exploding orbs 😅
Hahha you got some of these Gods gettin cooked or struggling. Then there’s Rick..
Godfrey's fight always feels like a meat grinder grinding the enemies 😂😂
Runebear knew that the Elden Beast was made of runes, the predator never let up lol
Lmao
Mogh out there having an Alucard moment letting the enemy tear him to shreds just to really flex on them when he starts trying, Godfrey being Elden Gigachad, and Astel showing that bear the difference between a Consecrated Snowfield boss and a Consecrated snowfield random encounter were my favorite fights I think.
Runbear the radahan fight in the bag , but radahan had a special trick up his slevee due to runbear having poor awareness getting absolutely annihilated the comet:).
I like how Gideon speaks "Ahhh, I knew you'd come, to stand before the Elden Ring, to become Elden Lord"
And the bear was like "Yeah, let's listen to him because I really want to stand before the Elden Ring and become Elden Lord
and then the bear beat Radagon and Elden Beast to become the Elden Lord.
Ah. My. Bones. Bro i randomly thought of this while my mom was talking about something serious and i bursted out laughing
There’s a lot of animals in elden ring you don’t want to mess with but the strongest rune bear is a definite NOT.
The only I way I killed runebears so far was from the high ground XD And they are not even really worth it.
I died four times to that darn runebear and that was after I defeated Malenia. Its strenght truly is extraordinary
I love how mogh sticks to his script no matter what.
"That we continue to struggle..."
Bear: "Oh you're gonna struggle alright"