I’m pretty sure Gideon hit Gideon like once, but Gideon was just too fast so Gideon killed Gideon before Gideon could get two hits on Gideon therefore it was extremely easy for Gideon
Gideon speed blitzing Malenia and grating her healthbar like cheese, and then immediately knocking her out of Aeonia is the funniest thing I've seen in ages LMAO
We have the All-Knowing One (original), Boxnir, Necrodeon Deadnir (mayor of the spooky scary town), Gideon the Magical Minigun (in this video). Who else?
I think it's probably more the AI not recognizing certain things like Elden Beast's Ion Cannon attack as attacks. So when these attacks get executed Ofnir just kinda wander around in circles.
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Why do I feel like if we did this with maliketh he would look like master Yoda fighting. Just flipping and jumping everywhere like a hyper hamster welding a sword of death lol
@@orenges7034 I'm just imagining Malenia zipping around so fast with waterfowl and the effects themselves delaying behind her because they can't catch up.
Massive respect at 3:32 Gideon casted Rykards Rancor just to be cool. All that so he could walk foward MENACINGLY while explosions slowly trail close to the spirit from behind him.
It was me, Gideon. I found the Albinauric woman before you ever sent the tarnished after her, all so you’d turn your back on Nepheli and give into despair.
Gideon vs Rennala was pretty epic. Two sorcerers trying to overwhelm eachother with their knowledge of spells and experience. Best battle of this video in my opinion.
If you could do Hyperspeed for other bosses, I'd love to see Godfrey or Hoarah Loux's stomps just cover the entire screen in a shroud of dust at 5x speed
@@KogasaTatara514 ngl I think his biggest shortcoming was his ADP going down as a tradeoff (unless i-frames stay the same despite his rolling animation being sped up?)
I think the three best things about this is the power walk with authority, the fact that whenever he used Bloom after godrick he landed before the spell did, and then him casually dieing from a heartattack
That was great. Was good to see my boy Giddy shining. I've always known he would have been spectacular with all that arsenal of spells he has at his disposal once he got a nice buff. Congrats Giddy.
POV: Sir Gideon Ofnir discovers a special cache of "glintstone" hidden away inside the Roundtable Hold and goes on a _-drug-_ magic fuelled rampage across the Lands Between.
The answer is no. Maliketh can 1v1 anything but Malenia consistently. Adding in two black blade kindred, already some of the strongest enemies in the game, is just overkill. Not even Malenia will be able to handle them, since they cant be affected by rot and have a huge HP pool. Even making the bosses NG+7 won't do much because destined death deals percentage-based damage..
@@KogasaTatara514 He made “Can any boss survive The unalloyed Malenia”. The answer was literally NO, yet a lot of people watched it and enjoyed it. Same thing can be said about The bb trio “no one can survive” but for some reason you people don’t want to watch that. Lmao
Gideon focuses on his powers. He meditates. He lets his body move on its own. He doesn't fight with his mind or heart anymore. He fights with instinct. His hair turns grey. His eyes turn white. The Crowd goes wild for... ULTRA INSTINCT GIDEON
Nepheli: "Father! You are not sirious about fighting every demigod for they runes!" Gideon: "Do not worry. I may be not in the best shape, but i has a trick up my sleeve." Nepheli: "What trick?" Gideon: "Drugs."
1:03 Godrick attempting to cut off his arm for his second phase...but gideon was wise and blocked the attack with his scarlet rot spell, Godrick strikes the flower, forcing it to bloom, prompting him great agony as he is exposed to unholy amounts of scarlet rot to the face.
Tarnished, before you make it to the Haligtree, drink 5, 5 hour energy drinks to run through the lakes of rot and fight her at the 25th hour of the day
Now THEY need help
Damn right
Gideon before "i need help"
Gideon after "you need help"
It’s about time! 🎉
No…They just… “GOTTA GO FAST!” 💨
…Unrelated but your profile pic is super cute btw :3
@@PresumptuousPanda it’s not my art, it’s from @JoCat, just to be clear
Gideon almost completely being killed by Gideon before Gideon even had a chance to attack Gideon is one of the most Gideon things I've ever seen.
Precisely
Gideon
Gideon
I’m pretty sure Gideon hit Gideon like once, but Gideon was just too fast so Gideon killed Gideon before Gideon could get two hits on Gideon therefore it was extremely easy for Gideon
Gideon
"I NEED HELP...disposing of your corpses"
😂😂😂
LOL
Gideon drinking an entire energy drink after every boss
Also the player doing that
Probably monster because he fights monsters.
That’s not an energy drink, it’s meth.
@@beavis1887 energy meth
@@KogasaTatara514very energizing meth
Gideon speed blitzing Malenia and grating her healthbar like cheese, and then immediately knocking her out of Aeonia is the funniest thing I've seen in ages LMAO
I was taken aback when he poise-broke Malketh out of his freakin' pillar jump!
Can we talk about how he just hauled ass after the Elden Beast when it teleported. That legit had me cracking up. 🤣
He was finally sick of her shit
Gideon had the speed of a hyperactive 6 year old and still managed to run into half of the laser golem's attacks.. Lmao
So dumb lol
In his defense, that's exactly what a hyperactive 6 year old would do...probably.
“Gideon the all knowing” *casually runs into nearly every attack dealt by his opponents*
@@InfernoVerse975he knows where every attack is
@@austinestep8461 And yet he still runs into them 😭😭
Sir Gideon: Who are you?
Hyper Gideon: I’m you but faster
It's his final form
@@Ostr0OH SHIT ITS HIS FINAL FORM
Sir Gideon: "Faster”? What do you mean, faster?
Hyper Gideon: I found the Tarnished’s cocaine stash.
@@eon1014 Rock n’ roll Clown: Did someone say c-c-cocain?
This man gideon is starting to have more forms than a dragon ball character.
😂😂😂😂
We have the All-Knowing One (original), Boxnir, Necrodeon Deadnir (mayor of the spooky scary town), Gideon the Magical Minigun (in this video). Who else?
@@ApXucBuH Gideon Prime?
@@user-gx84re2q9 oh, yes, i forgor
JUDGEMENT @@user-gx84re2q9
Even with increased speed, Gideon still can’t seem to dodge roll correctly.
Nah the invincible frames decrease with faster speed so it’s actually harder
No ai can dodge perfectly
@@mattfoster2849 Touhou AI would like up have a word with you
It can, but it's made not to @mattfoster2849
I think it's probably more the AI not recognizing certain things like Elden Beast's Ion Cannon attack as attacks. So when these attacks get executed Ofnir just kinda wander around in circles.
"I won't need help when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!" - Sir Gideon Ofnir
MAXIMUM OFNIRDRIVE
@@mb-rc4zu 😂
Sir gideon ofnir, THE ALL SPEEDING
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Laser Golem: **Exists**
I think Hyperspeed Gideon was the first one to let Gideon finish his speech
He respect himself ofc he would
I actually thought id be funny to
Then i gave him a big yellow hug
At the Black Blade Kindred fight,they somehow swap health bar.Making it think that the Kindred win.
I was also hella confused then the black kindred healed itself. xD
Okay, so I wasn't seeing things.
They just swaped names
Why do I feel like if we did this with maliketh he would look like master Yoda fighting. Just flipping and jumping everywhere like a hyper hamster welding a sword of death lol
Doing this to Malenia and Waterfowl would literally be like an anime move where it just blitzes in just a couple mil seconds
@@orenges7034 I'm just imagining Malenia zipping around so fast with waterfowl and the effects themselves delaying behind her because they can't catch up.
Im just imagining maliketh hitting the bosses with 3 destined death flying sword slashes before we can even see it
Laser Golem understood the assignment real fast... I hope to see him at hyperspeed next 😂
laser golem started emoting on Gideon, he better be the next to be hyperspeed
not the laser golem stunting on him, bro really hit the jig afterwards
A part of me wished Gideon was actually this strong
Me too.
He's already the bane of any low damage build. We can't tell, because we're usually overpowered for him already. But he's a menace
Him being weak is kinda in character since he sits on his ass all day
He threw like 3 comets in one second at 2x speed. That would kill pretty much everyone
@@Vankodekexactly
Massive respect at 3:32
Gideon casted Rykards Rancor just to be cool. All that so he could walk foward MENACINGLY while explosions slowly trail close to the spirit from behind him.
Him running around Rick in circles was just disrespectful. It wasn’t a fight, it was a slaughter. Who can stop him now?
A patch
@@BjornTheBear Nah, he'll just speed blitz the developers before they can roll out a patch.
Heart attack. This killed him after his battle with Malenia. Drinking too much caffeine is dangerous
I wonder if the caravan could wear him down?
27:23 “Brave Tarnished…Thy SPEED befits a crown…”
Sonic OST INTENSITIES.
I have never seen how someone has beaten Malenia and RICK so fast (literally...).
That's scary
@@BjornTheBear Fully!!
@@sillyverysilly if you are not immune to scarlet rot as an AI draw is a win
@@sillyverysilly Most sane Malenia rotrider:
@@sillyverysilly Who died first though?
Gideon is a mage *immediately starts running towards bosses*
We need to see Rick go into that God of soldiers phase just like when he killed like 59 radagons
Lore accurate
I think you missed out on renaming him Speedeon Godnir, The All Cracked.
Also that 4 Comet Cast Combo is insane at high speeds!
Imagine the beyblade that would be hyperspeed radahn. Or the machinegun of an archer he'd become.
😂😂😂 A blender
@@BjornTheBearor what would be a beyblade waterflow
now i kinda want to see how crazy the other 2 Gideon variants would be. the all spooking and the all punching
The All Punching out there recreating Raiden V Armstrong meme
@@paweuszcz4856 singlehandedly too, by using Shunpō or some shit like that cuz he fast af
The sped up Vegeta “I need help!” got me I can’t lie
"Let's try out invasions with my trusty Reduvia +2!"
The password summon:
15:32 so he was correct, "A man cannot kill a God"
This video sets a perfect example of what i want the Radagon Icon to do to my spellcasting speed
love how you need to superspeed this guy to make him a threat to anything past the first couple bosses.
Speedeon Ofnir, the All Racer
Good name
_Racers are never racists. They love racing, but they never hate races._
Gideon Quotenir, The All-Citing
11:15 he really is all knowing!😮
The 'all knowing' may have maxed out int and agility here but still kacks patience stat for how many times he took a hit
Stunning maliketh and then using that punish window to sink comets straight into the pillar was a power move
I remember some guy calling Ofnir "the magical minigun". Now THIS is a magical minigun
Blackblade Kindred fight was like “Stop hitting yourself!”
7:23 what a shot, Gideon the conqueror
You’ve created a monster
😱😱😱
first time?
Gideon musta thought he was malenia in the mohg fight
29:48 nice to see the goddess still got him after death. thanks bjornthebear for another elden ring vid
That sped up dying animation is priceless.
I did NOT expect the laser golem to break it down like that, but im not complaining-
It was me, Gideon. I found the Albinauric woman before you ever sent the tarnished after her, all so you’d turn your back on Nepheli and give into despair.
this was great. i would love to see the speed win modifier for rick or the black knives. good job gideon you have many moments of glory in this one
Literally running laps on Rick there. Amazing.
Gideon Ofnir, the Hedgehog/Sugar Rush/Caffeine High/BRB Nepheli, Gotta Go Grab Cigarrettes.
You sure he smokes? Smoking would be really bad for his lungs and his running speed
@@ApXucBuHDon't worry he has Puffy Brume
@@SunshowerWonderlab me no idea what is Puffy Brume
@@ApXucBuH Essentially something from library of ruina that makes smoke make you stronger instead of hurting you
Ok but the Hyper Giddeon Vs Rennala fight was legitmately one of the coldest fights I've seen
Gideon vs Rennala was pretty epic. Two sorcerers trying to overwhelm eachother with their knowledge of spells and experience. Best battle of this video in my opinion.
It’s so nice of Rick to let an old man win an obviously unfair fight🙂
I love how you never run out of ideas
The way he just sprint passes through the continuous volley of arrows that Radahn launches at him had me dying of laughter
POV you're THAT manga / Anime Protagonist who puts all their points into agility in the beginning:
The malenia fight is just what every host vs invader looks like in multiplayer
The laser golem just crip walking on his corpse will never not be funny
The sped-up death animation and the voice line at the end fucking KILLED me LMAO
If you could do Hyperspeed for other bosses, I'd love to see Godfrey or Hoarah Loux's stomps just cover the entire screen in a shroud of dust at 5x speed
Gideon put all knowledge into movement magic. now thats smart.
He leveled dexterity
@@KogasaTatara514 finally some good use of his knowledge rather than spamming.
@@KogasaTatara514 ngl I think his biggest shortcoming was his ADP going down as a tradeoff (unless i-frames stay the same despite his rolling animation being sped up?)
The man himself finally got the HELP that he needed the most.
in the duel against Rick, Guideon looked like The Flash running, and against Malenia too
so funny
I think the three best things about this is the power walk with authority, the fact that whenever he used Bloom after godrick he landed before the spell did, and then him casually dieing from a heartattack
I like how Gideon is an Elden Ring version of Marvels Taskmaster.
I love how durring his fight with radagon, his rolls get so fast that it looks like he's instant transmitioning.
that glintstone gatling of his is terrifing
Gideon near the end waiting for some of those attacks to land is how I normally feel playing Elden Ring.
That ending was perfect 😂
😂
Other Bosses play Elden Ring, while Gideon is playing Armored Core.
Lmao
That was great. Was good to see my boy Giddy shining. I've always known he would have been spectacular with all that arsenal of spells he has at his disposal once he got a nice buff. Congrats Giddy.
NGL, the wizard duel between Rennala and Gideon was pretty slick
It was at this moment, Rick shuddered in fear. What did Gideon see about Marika's plans to drive him into insanity.
Gideon now knows how to make a particle accelerator
Sir Gideon Ofnir: The All-Speedy
POV: Sir Gideon Ofnir discovers a special cache of "glintstone" hidden away inside the Roundtable Hold and goes on a _-drug-_ magic fuelled rampage across the Lands Between.
I hope one day, we get the video called, “Can ANY Boss Survive The Black Blade Trio”
The answer is no. Maliketh can 1v1 anything but Malenia consistently. Adding in two black blade kindred, already some of the strongest enemies in the game, is just overkill. Not even Malenia will be able to handle them, since they cant be affected by rot and have a huge HP pool. Even making the bosses NG+7 won't do much because destined death deals percentage-based damage..
Not single boss, but Army why not
@@BjornTheBear Or maybe… other Duos and Trios against the Black Blade Trio?
@@BjornTheBeareven the broken malenia?
@@KogasaTatara514 He made “Can any boss survive The unalloyed Malenia”. The answer was literally NO, yet a lot of people watched it and enjoyed it. Same thing can be said about The bb trio “no one can survive” but for some reason you people don’t want to watch that. Lmao
🤣 This video was life!!!!
Edit: The sound effects and quotes make it so much more hilarious and badass!
Glad you enjoyed
As always brother!!
I swear placi is the KING of comebacks lmao. Dude always finds a way to win
The true lord
Gideon's lil speed strut towards the bosses once he reaches 2x speed is hilarious
Bro went so fast, he's probably not gonna remember any of this tomorrow 😂
Lmao
Ah, yes. The most powerful of Gideon yet.
Sir Gideon, the Eventually Speedy.
Him dying at 5x speed made me lose it, this was so funny to watch
😂😂😂 It really was
The way he run up on elden beast was criminal, like "get back here space blob"
Sir Mideon Ofnir, the All Throwing
17:41 this is how you know that particular death rite bird's scaling is ridiculous
So this is how Gideon Achieved Ultra Instinct...
That death rite bird giving Gideon the business made me feel a little better about how much it messed me up 😂
Gideon focuses on his powers. He meditates. He lets his body move on its own. He doesn't fight with his mind or heart anymore. He fights with instinct. His hair turns grey. His eyes turn white.
The Crowd goes wild for...
ULTRA INSTINCT GIDEON
Nepheli: "Father! You are not sirious about fighting every demigod for they runes!"
Gideon: "Do not worry. I may be not in the best shape, but i has a trick up my sleeve."
Nepheli: "What trick?"
Gideon: "Drugs."
The only help he needs after this is against a potential heart attack, too much caffeine
28:29 i bet Rick was laughing his ass off at this little ant with lighting speed and magic spells.
Admit it, the whole point was to see if you can power him up enough to beat Malenia 😁
Absolutely
And we love it.
@@BjornTheBearand it still barely worked and it finished in a tie😂😂
An important reminder that, while Gideon is heavily memed on, he IS a mid to late game boss, and a Player Type enemy.
What was Gideon looking at 5:22.
Nice Sir Gideon cosplay, Eobard!
I wanna see this again but with big bosses like fire giant and placidusax
“A man cannot kill a god”
“Unless he drinks a monster every 30 minutes”
Lmaoo
Sir Gideon Ofnir, the aaaall spamming
« How does it feel, Malenia… how does it feel to be the slow one for once ?! »
If you thought PvP spell spamming was bad...
1:03 Godrick attempting to cut off his arm for his second phase...but gideon was wise and blocked the attack with his scarlet rot spell, Godrick strikes the flower, forcing it to bloom, prompting him great agony as he is exposed to unholy amounts of scarlet rot to the face.
Tarnished, before you make it to the Haligtree, drink 5, 5 hour energy drinks to run through the lakes of rot and fight her at the 25th hour of the day
😂😂😂
Gideon bouncing around while getting hit by Radagon was such a good scene
Lmao Malenia & Rick didn't even know what hit them.
Sir Gideon Onic, the All-Hedgehog. When he gets hit, he loses all of his elden rings.