This comment resonates with my entire being this comment gives off the energy of staying up till 3 a.m. and impulsive all nighters only to get absolutely nothing done
2:30 I'm pretty sure those are not painted, it's plastic/silicone covers for claws so the cat doesn't scratch your furniture and stuff. Instead of, you know, declawing which is somehow not illegal in so many places it boggles the mind.
@@TheOpalHammer I think using shoes all day long might not be healthy? They feel so much with their paws etc, while those things just prevent the scratching.
@@spiderlily723 I love how you answered a question like that seriously. I'm in favour of fake nails for cats as long as we also give them fake lashes and eye-liner.
Haha i didn't want to wait for 2020 so i just sacrificed the virgins in my basement on every year. That being said you fit the qouata so want some free lasagna ?
13:51 Story time: My senior year Economics class, we got into groups and we had to create a product and make a sales pitch in front of the class. I ended up with the class slackers and our product was just a mixture of Red Bull and Gatorade, we called it 'Red Rade' and I have no idea how we got a B-
This reminds me of years ago when we had to group and do a poster for a candidate that is running in the campaign or something. And my group ended up making an entire team and the running candidate was Naruto (the secretary was Sakura, Rock Lee and Sasuke were also in the team but not sure why). And we all wrote those quotes about dreams, hope and friendship on the paper to get our point across. We got an A.
I remember back in grade 4 when we were making a presentation about a native food. It was supposed to be a serious presentation, but i got stuck with assholes who don’t listen, instead of being a serious presentation, it became comedy. At least we got the highest grade.
Can relate. In 5th grade, we were supposed to make presentations about constellations of our choice. One of the kids from the other class wrote about a roller coaster instead. They got the second highest grade in their class.
This guy literally narrates memes, not a robot like other channels, even though they are still good, they just narrate memes and read them for us :) thank you
heres a funny joke A father buys a lies detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says"Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn." Dad says, "What? At your age i didn't even know what porn was." The robot slaps the father, Mom laughs and says "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother.
*THE EMKAY GHOST IS HAUNTING ME HELP* Explanation:Lights dim then flick back Fan got faster Paper fell Emkay ghost please dont haunt me,I shouldnt have asked you too move something-
I would like to thank everyone that works hard to make the videos we see on emkay, I have been going through a ruff patch in life and these videos still find a way to make me smile
"When you realise there are no synonyms for synonyms..." - When you realise you should have paid more attention at school, because synonym has at least two synonyns...
"The hours are going by the past increases the future recedes possibilities decreasing regrets mounting Do you understand?" [I understand] [Remain ignorant] Thats me every time I go to sleep
10:55 Not everyone can just drink out of the glass, I take care of my disabled brother and he needs straws to drink out of. There are a lot of other physically disabled people who need to use straws too, and not only that but even mentally disabled people need straws. A lot of people with tourettes use straws and lids so that if they tic too hard, they don't spill their drink all over themselves. People with anxiety disorders or shaky hands also use straws to prevent spills.
There was a time where we went to a place called medieval times, and we have specific knights that went with specific schools. And ours won! We we dominant that day. We were superior.
Unnecessary fact: Those cat’s claws are not painted. They are covered with tiny silicone caps. Those were invented for owners who were frustrated with their cats clawing things but who either did not want to have their cats declawed (because it’s fucking barbaric) or to offer an alternative to prevent owners from having their cats declawed (because, and I reiterate, it’s fucking barbaric). I’ve never used them on any of my cats but I appreciate that they exist.
7:33 here is a tip to help you with placing lego stickers: if you have a brick separator, place one side of the sticker on the plier side by a tiny bit, then use the brick separator with the sticker on the very edge on the plier side on the brick you want to place the sticker on then boom. That's the best I can explain it.
13:35 I think there's like 14 to 20 people on this planet who actually know what this means But moms tend to put their sewing tools in cookies boxes after they're empty
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on But when his drinking and lusting And his hunger for power Became known to more and more people The demands to do something About this outrageous man Became louder and louder"This man's just got to go", declared his enemies But the ladies begged, "don't you try to do it, please" No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame "Come to visit us", they kept demanding And he really came Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine He drank it all and said, "I feel fine" Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine And so they shot him 'til he was dead Oh, those Russians
12:08 This part is from the movie "The Lightning Theif" It's a good book, my teacher suggested to me it in school. *It's surprising how it's a good book.*
If you want the joke from the show itself at 10:32, the cashier was referring to square breathing, a method of breathing where you inhale four counts, hold your breath for four counts, and exhale for four counts. it has been reported that this exercise can reduce stress and immediate anxiety.
0:26 well they weren't wrong! *Strange seems like my planetary annihilation laser fired then but at low power but why?* It only auto shoots asteroids Maybe one came in the path and blew right through it all the way to earth But the crater should be there Hmmm...
The cat's nails aren't painted, they're claw caps. Basically they're like the cut open tennis balls people put on the bottom of chair legs. Supposedly they're non-harmful, and are used as a last resort for super scratchy cats. Just cover the sharp bit of the nail, and later fall off in about a month when the nail grows out. Never used them with my kitties because I haven't had the need, but supposedly they're not harmful.
12:20 i know what you Are talking about ;)
Edit: thank you EmKay for the heart and everyone for all the likes❤️
Netto_TheSupermarket same
Hell yeqh!!!
me too
y e q h
Me to I discovered it when I was like 7 or 6
Aha, this looks a lot better than sleep.
My dude I didn't sleep 😳
It’s 5AM as I’m watching this
This comment resonates with my entire being this comment gives off the energy of staying up till 3 a.m. and impulsive all nighters only to get absolutely nothing done
Me
R/me_irl
Ah, my favorite kind of memes, callout posts
They are not cursed enought to be call out posts
@@jiraiyaofmountmyouboku1945 You and I live very differently lives apparently
Ah, a fellow slav
Ah, my favorite thing not to do ...
S
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2:30 I'm pretty sure those are not painted, it's plastic/silicone covers for claws so the cat doesn't scratch your furniture and stuff. Instead of, you know, declawing which is somehow not illegal in so many places it boggles the mind.
I made this comment an hour later but I'm happy to see it posted. I can't believe people would actually declaw a cat
Hello fellow Polish person
Why not just make them wear a pair of novelty cat-shoes?
@@TheOpalHammer I think using shoes all day long might not be healthy? They feel so much with their paws etc, while those things just prevent the scratching.
@@spiderlily723 I love how you answered a question like that seriously. I'm in favour of fake nails for cats as long as we also give them fake lashes and eye-liner.
5:47 I felt this meme on an emotional level
But mainly because I turned on my mic once and people said I sounded like a dying goat
That was 1 year ago
Oml-
I just had to wait for my laughter to stop to type this.
now theyll call u a dying cow
2012: Haha, I'm gonna end u all
2020: I'm doing a better job than you
Me: Oh no
Haha i didn't want to wait for 2020 so i just sacrificed the virgins in my basement on every year. That being said you fit the qouata so want some free lasagna ?
I just gave you 69 likes 😎
13:51
Story time: My senior year Economics class, we got into groups and we had to create a product and make a sales pitch in front of the class. I ended up with the class slackers and our product was just a mixture of Red Bull and Gatorade, we called it 'Red Rade' and I have no idea how we got a B-
Sounds tasty tbh. Got any left?? EmKay Hand thirsty!!!!
Red Raid would be an even better name for a gaming beverage.
I love punny-dumb product design.
I honestly feel like you could become millionaires if you sell those. People be gullible these days
U made the same thing as Duff from The Simpsons XD
This reminds me of years ago when we had to group and do a poster for a candidate that is running in the campaign or something. And my group ended up making an entire team and the running candidate was Naruto (the secretary was Sakura, Rock Lee and Sasuke were also in the team but not sure why). And we all wrote those quotes about dreams, hope and friendship on the paper to get our point across. We got an A.
COVID-19: "here's a life time supplie of free time! Enjoy!"
Free Time: _"wanna talk about depression?"_
100th like.
Me:*thinkz*This is me i really need to get a life now
My life: GET COVID M8
Man COVID-19 sucks. Man they should make a sequel without all the death and suffering stuff. Man I wish we had COVID-20.
@@EmKay I know man... 😔👊
@EmKay but we haven’t got covid 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18 yet
As someone who doesn’t wear mens trousers, can someone explain the recycled mask one? Edit: I once was blind.
He took the fabric from the butt of the pants, so his naked butt is out
ash angelic ah! Oh my goodness haha
ash angelic I completely missed that reflection
ngl mans do be dummy thicc tho
Roterpanda ye
I remember back in grade 4 when we were making a presentation about a native food. It was supposed to be a serious presentation, but i got stuck with assholes who don’t listen, instead of being a serious presentation, it became comedy. At least we got the highest grade.
Can relate. In 5th grade, we were supposed to make presentations about constellations of our choice. One of the kids from the other class wrote about a roller coaster instead. They got the second highest grade in their class.
School: kids need 10 hours of sleep
Also school: you must wake up at 6
Me: so which is it?
You have to wake up at 6:00 for school?
@@firegames4361 you guys doesn't?
“Drake?”
“What?”
*”Where’s the body of Christ?”*
"I was hungry"
Moldo's Time NO
Nah I found it don worry th-cam.com/video/MTW4sIL9Dpw/w-d-xo.html
Mr. computer alr weeb lol
@@moldostime5849 r/cursedcomments
This whole subreddit is just "mood."
or is it
@@delrasshial7200 yes
(Vsauce music starts)
what is mood
can somebody please explain
did i miss something
@@mashgore It's like you agree with something on a personal/emotional level.
Person:*uses Percy Jackson movie in a meme*
Entire fandom :'nO. Get the frick away from me. '
Yes, as a Percy Jackson fan, we hate the Percy Jackson movies
The movies shall burn
What movies?
There was a girl in my drama class who said she loved percy jackson and I was happy someone else did until she told me she only saw the movies
The four ducks may have a new member!
This guy literally narrates memes, not a robot like other channels, even though they are still good, they just narrate memes and read them for us :) thank you
While watching this I literally just got an ad where a guy just reads the whole Shrek movie script.
huh
Lol
I would not skip it
I just get car ads I’m jealous
W A T CH IT
How much did u watch?
3:04
Me: Starts going along in the Donald Duck voice
My family: Are you okay, like mentally?
Very original
@@olerius1235
Is that sarcasm?
i actually know someone irl who can literally do a perfect donald duck impression
@@_stardustcolors nice
"No, no I am not."
heres a funny joke
A father buys a lies detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says"Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn." Dad says, "What? At your age i didn't even know what porn was." The robot slaps the father, Mom laughs and says "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother.
Damn
Damn
Damn
Damn
Damn
These memes are good, even the girl i kidnapped is laughing while watching these
For legal reasons thats a joke
They're really funny, please bring me food.
HULD UP.
*Let me go now*
In a video game......
*THE EMKAY GHOST IS HAUNTING ME HELP*
Explanation:Lights dim then flick back
Fan got faster
Paper fell
Emkay ghost please dont haunt me,I shouldnt have asked you too move something-
I would like to thank everyone that works hard to make the videos we see on emkay, I have been going through a ruff patch in life and these videos still find a way to make me smile
"When you realise there are no synonyms for synonyms..."
- When you realise you should have paid more attention at school, because synonym has at least two synonyns...
Damion Lee when you realize you spelled synonyms wrong...
Lunar Kitsune antonym’s antonym is synonym...
one synonym for synonym is poecilonym.
What about Potassium?
Frick I thinking of rhymes.
5:46
This is way too relatable, when you got a mic but you don't feel like talking
Hello comment god
Third time this day I saw you
Yes this is relatable
insanely relatable
Stop showing on top for 1 SECOMD
THIS IS THE EARLIEST I HAVE EVER BEEEEEENNNN
*And I live across the world so I'm rarely early to the memes*
NOICE
Yes!!! You Win!!!!!!!!
@@EmKay Well no one else is first, this guy is first, emkay said so.
So am i
@@zebanon5286 yes
@@bluerocket3 no he was
Hows it going everyone
Captions: *house gone*
House gone. Please help.
5:56
It is insane how much this meme represents me: the show, the game, the meaning, the town. It’s kind of scary
0:37 That paperclip was my bestfriend in my childhood days, I miss him bad.
Ah
*i see it.*
@@justinian702 Wait where?
@@zekimse at the bottom
'Spams F'
Last time I was this early I rejected an Austrian kid in my art school
Oh, oh no
Comment class: Cursed
oh uh well uh uhm if the kid you rejected starts a new world war thats not surprising
(;;;・_・)
Oh look everybody, this guy's profile picture is beautiful!
Emkay: I Hate Sticker and Everything to do with them
*Sad Sticker Book Noises*
7:00 SCALAMOOSH SCALAMOOSH
*WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO?!?*
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for mee, for MEEEEEEE
@@imjustsomefilmguy SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STONE ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE
@@queenandgoodomensfan6359 So you think you can love me and leave me to die!
@@imjustsomefilmguy OOOOH BABY CANT DO THIS TO ME BABY JUST GOTTA GET OUT JUST GOTTA GET RIGHT OF HERE
@@queenandgoodomensfan6359 Nothing really matters, anyone can see, nothing really matters, nothing really matters toooo meeeee.
ah yes,
description says its robin narrating
just like i remember him sounding!
Has Zach as narrator
Narrator credits lead to Robin.
2:34
“When I was born I was given a choice, have a big pp or have a great memory”
“Which one did you pic”
“To have a great memory”
Honestly that sounds more useful
@@JaelinBezel its better to be a #### star than have to study for like 20 years JUST to get a PhD
@@excusemebutwhat3587 excuse me but what?
@@discoK1Dbetter to strip than study
The ANTIMEME
10:49
Literally no one:
Me: unus annus UNUS ANNUS
It’s annus you donkey
ye
Rip
Memento Mori Unus Annus.
Me: laughing way too long at 1:32 then making myself sad.... Then remembering I took both Latin and Art in high school so maybe it's worth a try. :)
Josh: drake where is the body of Christ
Drake:.......
Drake:well, i was hungry
Me: litteraly just watched Pirates of the Carribean
r/me_irl: *yes*
13:21 the way it echoes when he says "polish" made me laugh so much 😂
Planck length; im the smallest thing ever
Hitbox on the mobile ad "x"'s: imma bout to end this man's whole career
8:17 I like how you first showed a meme where people dont need 4 panels, and then proceeded to add a meme with 4 panels
people: how many narrators do you want?
almost every subreddit channel: yes
"The hours are going by the past increases the future recedes possibilities decreasing regrets mounting
Do you understand?"
[I understand] [Remain ignorant]
Thats me every time I go to sleep
Now emkay, you say it like this.
Yes, a-ce-ta-minophen
Yes, I see da minophen
"I don't mind waking up in the morning"
Me neither it gives me all day to sleep
10:55 Not everyone can just drink out of the glass, I take care of my disabled brother and he needs straws to drink out of. There are a lot of other physically disabled people who need to use straws too, and not only that but even mentally disabled people need straws. A lot of people with tourettes use straws and lids so that if they tic too hard, they don't spill their drink all over themselves. People with anxiety disorders or shaky hands also use straws to prevent spills.
the dislikes were just people who clicked the wrong button because they couldnt see through all their tears because its so relatable
omg that Donald duck expression was so emotional 😭😭.
7:29 is magnified by a 1000 when it’s your rival school
#Stomp that hopper
There was a time where we went to a place called medieval times, and we have specific knights that went with specific schools. And ours won! We we dominant that day. We were superior.
@@theswawusmachine good job
@@theswawusmachine MEDIVAL TIMES IS MY FAVORITE! we were on the black and white team!
Unnecessary fact: Those cat’s claws are not painted. They are covered with tiny silicone caps. Those were invented for owners who were frustrated with their cats clawing things but who either did not want to have their cats declawed (because it’s fucking barbaric) or to offer an alternative to prevent owners from having their cats declawed (because, and I reiterate, it’s fucking barbaric). I’ve never used them on any of my cats but I appreciate that they exist.
7:33 here is a tip to help you with placing lego stickers: if you have a brick separator, place one side of the sticker on the plier side by a tiny bit, then use the brick separator with the sticker on the very edge on the plier side on the brick you want to place the sticker on then boom. That's the best I can explain it.
The LEGO sticker thing: I totally agree
And no I am not being sarcastic
Damien accidentally cloned himself and Zach came out
*death star intensify
0:00 "wheres the body of crhist?"
jojo's bizarre adventure stell ball run resumed
eu ri
THAT SHOWER WATER ARM THING IS SO RELATABLE
I see that Autobot sticker Zach!
*nods approvingly*
He's also wearing an Optimus shirt in the other pic.
@@wingdagger7612 how did I miss that? Guess I need an optical upgrade.
Wow great video!
And it's was super funny😂
Keep the work up :D
Posting memes in a Shrek presentation slideshow shows you’re the sharpest tool in the shed
3:52 PRO TIP: press and hold the 2 on the microwave and it enters silent mode
13:35
I think there's like 14 to 20 people on this planet who actually know what this means
But moms tend to put their sewing tools in cookies boxes after they're empty
Hey zach it is *not* pronounced with an "ace" it's uh•seed•uh
😁
Oops, I'm sorry I miss pronounced it
goodvlogs Zach Yep! It's supposed to sound like "i see the minnow fin" to go along with the joke
I heard my name
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting
And his hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous man
Became louder and louder"This man's just got to go", declared his enemies
But the ladies begged, "don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us", they kept demanding
And he really came
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and said, "I feel fine"
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him 'til he was dead
Oh, those Russians
My gose madlad
nice
Noice
Good read tou ever think tô Mané a book
I have returned
It was posted 4 minutes ago. We are watching it together since nobody has watched the whole video. Even on 2x speed.
Just had serious depressive thoughts at the same time the dog helium meme popped up... I love this Channel
2:28 those are actually covers that you super glue on to keep your cat from scratching
*instantly starts playing games when I wake up at 8 AM*
I forgot how handsome Zach is, oh my.
And dude how big are your hands??? Your phone seems so puny in the selfie
No subbredit could relate to me more than r/Me_irl
*I don’t know if that’s bad or not?*
I love that falling feeling and can do it on control so-
12:08
This part is from the movie "The Lightning Theif"
It's a good book, my teacher suggested to me it in school.
*It's surprising how it's a good book.*
7:26 Take A good look at the background XD
That is literally the POINT of the picture.
Is this a whoosh or a facepalm
Shrek is beautiful. Shrek is a god.
Amen brotha
Yes 5 minutes after posted I say what yiur speka jeb a rwal Lal si agre mens yer der nuteelers
Help
Oof
Shrek IS God* smh my head
FLEX TAPE CAN FIX YOUR BROKEN SPINE>:D * breaks spine * *now thats a lot of* *_D A M A G E_*
Fun fact the only time your body does the fall thing is when you’re having a good sleep
If you want the joke from the show itself at 10:32, the cashier was referring to square breathing, a method of breathing where you inhale four counts, hold your breath for four counts, and exhale for four counts. it has been reported that this exercise can reduce stress and immediate anxiety.
0:26 well they weren't wrong! *Strange seems like my planetary annihilation laser fired then but at low power but why?*
It only auto shoots asteroids
Maybe one came in the path and blew right through it all the way to earth
But the crater should be there
Hmmm...
3:28
Synonym has a synonym, peocilynum
He will never understand our Effort green brother
You're videos are my favorite. I feel like im hanging out with myself
The amount of Queen jokes in this is stunning
“Platypus’s are portable omelettes”
Me: Ye they even have the Venom!
13:36 ah, ohly the mexican/asians can understand, we only identify that as a sewing kit, if its not you have the best day
all of these are a big mood
I have done nothing but binge emkay for the past 2 hours
Say Jack you're the one of my favourite TH-cam channels and til 10 p.m. at night I watch your videos to help me fall asleep because of severe insomnia
when your your self, so all of these make sense
"I am me"
Drake, wheres the body of Christ
Me: oh, he got up from his nap to pee and get some chips
Wait did anyone realize that when the dude made mask out of his pants and we saw his butt that means he wasn’t wearing underwear!!!😳
Yeah, but he thicc tho!
They do tho 😂
Bet he used the stretchy straps of his undies to make the mask's ear loops
Fakt! 😂 (I misspelt fact on purpose)
who even wears underwear outside of winter anymore
12:05
I was more like "I'm a waterbender from Avatar", but pretty much same concept tbh
I couldn’t sleep for a bit but now I can because this channel is great and heartwarming.
Edit: Don’t ask me why I couldn’t.
7:15 YES I NEVER REALIZED HOW ACCURATE THAT IS RIGHT NOW
"When there are no synonyms for synonym"
haven't you heard? Antonym.
antonym is an antonym for synonym
Zack. Repeat after me:
A
Cet
A
Men
O
Fin.
Acetaminophen.
Great, Thank you. :]
Best channel. A++ voices
I wonder how long it will be before John EmKay realizes he put this video in the wrong playlist.
4:07 how did robin got the word right but not zack lol
14:21 You have no idea how mad this one makes me,why can't you at least tell me the name of the video so I can give it a proper burial TH-cam?
I edited this comment so no one will know why I got so many likes
Well, not in quarantine, but I have been practicing social distancing my whole life.
R/rareinsults
wait we’re in quarantine?
But oh
Now I know way my parents are home
9:18 we arent gonna talk about the girl in yellow literally just smeling her drink and staring
The cat's nails aren't painted, they're claw caps. Basically they're like the cut open tennis balls people put on the bottom of chair legs. Supposedly they're non-harmful, and are used as a last resort for super scratchy cats. Just cover the sharp bit of the nail, and later fall off in about a month when the nail grows out. Never used them with my kitties because I haven't had the need, but supposedly they're not harmful.