How To Make ANY Girl Like You | The Crush Switch

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  • If you've ever wondered how to create attraction out of thin air, with ANY girl, this simple, psychological tip can help.
    Attracting girls and getting a girl to like you is really quite simple when you understand the basics of how girls think and what they find attractive.
    Human attraction facts and psychology offer priceless insights into how women think, and with the right knowledge, anything is possible!

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  • @hiddengem12-o9s
    @hiddengem12-o9s 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1762

    There's a book called Casanova Playbook of Magnetism, and it talks from body language and conversaton starters to dark mind tricks and flirting through texts, it's the real deal

  • @Sumtik_77
    @Sumtik_77 หลายเดือนก่อน +1065

    it's kinda crazy how nobody's talking about the forbidden ebook called secrets of the elusive girl

    • @myguy-123
      @myguy-123 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Just the best thing to say for this book is POWERFUL!

  • @Jonathan-nh3sq
    @Jonathan-nh3sq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3479

    The instructions were very unclear. I ended up asking out her dad.

    • @baloghlcb
      @baloghlcb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Annddd?? Did he accept?

    • @storytellera4625
      @storytellera4625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      So gey 😂😂

    • @rawfood21
      @rawfood21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      💀☠☠☠☠💀

    • @childrenofenvy
      @childrenofenvy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      You say it like it’s a bad thing

    • @xxRetardGamingxx
      @xxRetardGamingxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Hold on*

  • @backspace4353
    @backspace4353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3386

    You know you have hit rock bottom when you start watching these type videos.

    • @abdullahaljasem1043
      @abdullahaljasem1043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      But its OK bud from rock bottom u can only go up 😄that's what I kept telling myself until it got better

    • @backspace4353
      @backspace4353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@abdullahaljasem1043 yep

    • @captainkronker3985
      @captainkronker3985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😤😭😭😭😭🪲🪲🪲😭😭😭🪲😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💞😣😣💞🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😚😍🥰😣🪲😭

    • @KohlSZN
      @KohlSZN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fax😂

    • @jackson_winfield_4586
      @jackson_winfield_4586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😭😭😭

  • @crazygamer3748
    @crazygamer3748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3087

    guys this doesnt work anymore they patched it

  • @jcers
    @jcers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8484

    1. Be tall
    2. Be attractive
    3. Don’t be unattractive

    • @MakelBelieve
      @MakelBelieve 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      JcersHabs018 I'm shorty

    • @thewashingmachine4994
      @thewashingmachine4994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Well thats hard when youre in 6th grade and 4’6

    • @jcers
      @jcers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      The Washing Machine dude, that’s not too bad. You still have plenty of time to grow. Most guys grow about 6-9 inches in high school alone. As for right now, eat well, exercise often, stretch to reach higher.

    • @MakelBelieve
      @MakelBelieve 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@jcers if you parents are tall then yeah.

    • @memememes892
      @memememes892 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I’m in 6th grade and I’m 5’7

  • @johncenagaming581
    @johncenagaming581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8190

    You know you’re bad with girls when you have to search this up 😔

    • @kronoscart
      @kronoscart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      This was on my recommended

    • @kronoscart
      @kronoscart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @Ellie Fuller i don't think it will work though

    • @ogreboyalex9982
      @ogreboyalex9982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      I just suck at being cool or not weird.

    • @nalder1093
      @nalder1093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I have a small Peepee, but your username is really fun thanks haha

    • @inverted.unknown
      @inverted.unknown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Accually I’m just tryna figure out if this girl likes me

  • @mdmotiv777
    @mdmotiv777 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    1. Dont Chase girls always want what they can’t have
    2. Make her feel positive around you it will increase the positive emotions with you

  • @haseem2624
    @haseem2624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3224

    *By clicking on this video I have hit an all time low.*

  • @possibillity7045
    @possibillity7045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3935

    1. Be at least 9’29”
    2. Speak 924 languages
    3. Be attractive

    • @alexispetrini8315
      @alexispetrini8315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      RubikSlayerPlayz as a woman I confirm this is facts

    • @gnstarz6924
      @gnstarz6924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Alexis Petrini lmao

    • @1916tray
      @1916tray 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      LMAOOOOOOOO

    • @kacper8435
      @kacper8435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      There’s only like 270 languages

    • @roguegreenz.1871
      @roguegreenz.1871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Kacper Mielachowicz r/woooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

  • @jinsauce2969
    @jinsauce2969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2384

    need to clear my search history after this.

    • @unknownyoungan2771
      @unknownyoungan2771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      AVGP//JINSAUCE ong😂

    • @xbl0p0
      @xbl0p0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      S ame

    • @glimpzeyt1010
      @glimpzeyt1010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      AVGP//JINSAUCE yeah um I’m talking to my crush

    • @nathancortes4731
      @nathancortes4731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AVGP//JINSAUCE same

    • @srrproductions70
      @srrproductions70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Why ? Oh so ur new girlfriend doesn’t find out lol

  • @abadrobloxgamer8152
    @abadrobloxgamer8152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Me: (Bad Joke)
    Everybody: (Dead silence)
    My crush: HaHaHa
    Me: "Boys, we got'em"

  • @Hunter-el2qg
    @Hunter-el2qg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15443

    Dudes, like if you wanna be a penguin.

    • @pookey5219
      @pookey5219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      The Moon like my rock. Good. let’s do it

    • @waddlederp1258
      @waddlederp1258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I already am

    • @uncaring.
      @uncaring. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Keep your head up king yo crown falling 👑

    • @rejectedhex
      @rejectedhex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Hell yeah no responsibility, you get to eat fish all day and your biggest worry is being eaten by a walrus

    • @tdudethetrain
      @tdudethetrain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I want to be a chihuahua that can crash cars while owner pumps gas

  • @johnx9955
    @johnx9955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1437

    How to make any girl like you
    1: ask her out
    2: she says No
    3: go to a corner and cry
    4: ask her out after you feel good
    5: she says No again
    6: ask her out another time
    7: she says no
    And repeat this mutiple times until she says yes.
    I’ll try that

    • @xylvz1933
      @xylvz1933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      JohnX xD

    • @osk3253
      @osk3253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Did you try?

    • @waringaw.m6350
      @waringaw.m6350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Did it work?

    • @johnx9955
      @johnx9955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Sorry I replied late, but it did not work.. for me, it might work for others

    • @kamalotalot1204
      @kamalotalot1204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Instructions unclear
      She filed a restraining order

  • @asheradil1165
    @asheradil1165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2008

    BOYS I ASKED OUT MY CRUSH AND SHE SAID YES. *+25 respect* 😎

    • @YBHector17k
      @YBHector17k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      So are you still with her

    • @YBHector17k
      @YBHector17k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      If yes good for your 3 month or more relationship

    • @paufbkm
      @paufbkm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      SIMP!

    • @josiahcummings364
      @josiahcummings364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You got her

    • @sabinathapa2441
      @sabinathapa2441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Thats amazing bro

  • @Garfield_Lasagnas
    @Garfield_Lasagnas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    "We just figured out women are more emotional then men"
    Look fella I figured this out when I was born

    • @russiankodiak6849
      @russiankodiak6849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @Garfield_Lasagnas
      @Garfield_Lasagnas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@russiankodiak6849 I forgot about this comment lol glad someone thinks it’s funny...

    • @misterm5063
      @misterm5063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao

    • @hiuhmidk-8409
      @hiuhmidk-8409 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did it really take them this long to figure it out-

    • @Broski1198
      @Broski1198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      _don't ever use the word smart with me_

  • @pitbull2977
    @pitbull2977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1735

    1.Send her memes
    If she doesn't respond with a meme she ain't worth it

    • @ImInSpainWithoutTheS
      @ImInSpainWithoutTheS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      unclear i sent her memes i created and got sued for stealing them

    • @4xZz
      @4xZz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Trust me it does not work I sent memes with this girl back and forth and we started talking and stuff then she rejected me

    • @pitbull2977
      @pitbull2977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@4xZz Idk maybe she just wants a male friend like me :P
      Cuz like maybe shes not ready for a relationship or som or she just sees you as a friend

    • @pitbull2977
      @pitbull2977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ellie Fuller I think it depends on how he treats you like if he's nicer to you than to the other girls he may like you or if he's a bit flirty or som but all guys are different and it isn't the same for everyone but time will tell

    • @adelaidebuges42069
      @adelaidebuges42069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ellie Fuller
      Straight up just ask him if he acts like a dick he aint worth you time anyways

  • @4hilipp
    @4hilipp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Guys, this glitch was patched in the new update. It didn't work.

  • @whatwhat1239
    @whatwhat1239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1775

    1. Be muscular
    2. Be tall
    3. Don’t be ugly

    • @2Stro41
      @2Stro41 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      1.dont be fat
      That’s all you have to be for a guy

    • @MLGRDR
      @MLGRDR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I hit the exact fucking opposite of all of those and managed to attract a girl. She does think I'm lean and cute though. More like skinny and decent looking lol

    • @kingj_yt1107
      @kingj_yt1107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You are a liar you are ugly

    • @fajarfu5287
      @fajarfu5287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Be white

    • @timothy2134
      @timothy2134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@fajarfu5287 wtf

  • @michaelG2310
    @michaelG2310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Dude lost me at "I remember when I had multiple girls following me, but I didn't want them" and "this gorgeous girl at the gym started chasing me". That's so relatable

    • @snoobeagle
      @snoobeagle ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IKR

    • @scplego
      @scplego 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I know sooooo relatable

  • @jackmck8644
    @jackmck8644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Watching this video makes you think 'wow I've hit rock bottom'

  • @Thesiouxvillain
    @Thesiouxvillain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1181

    I’ve got a girl now, but I just wanted to let y’all know that if you’re talking to a girl you like just remember one thing... For the last 5 months I’ve been talking and introducing myself to pretty girls, and I found that you never EVER tell them you like them. Just take things slow and pretend you don’t care, and always have confidence and she’ll be wanting you.

    • @intellbyname9825
      @intellbyname9825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Mehn You just spoke facts

    • @DKMetcaIf
      @DKMetcaIf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Ok but how do you talk to a girl in the first place lol?

    • @brody5711
      @brody5711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@DKMetcaIf wdym just walk up to them or go near them and say hey or som

    • @johnhuey8511
      @johnhuey8511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@brody5711 I'm literally to nervous to do that.

    • @brody5711
      @brody5711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@johnhuey8511 don’t sweat it, at the end of the day it’s some girl. You can do it

  • @science2037
    @science2037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1623

    Has this been patched yet?

    • @bojackproductions9330
      @bojackproductions9330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      barbarynpk 2 no but it’s getting patched in 2.019

    • @science2037
      @science2037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bojackproductions9330 oh damn

    • @Kage57
      @Kage57 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@bojackproductions9330 there is a new glitch for this

    • @NuckChorris12345
      @NuckChorris12345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's been patched for awhile.

    • @legalpenguin430
      @legalpenguin430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      barbarynpk 2 miyazaki is working on it do it before it does good sir!

  • @lisatipping7226
    @lisatipping7226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Heyyy girl here to clarify these...
    Emotional: VERY IMPORTANT. try and find out about her, make her feel good about herself, learn about her, try to make her laugh, because it has a huge impact on how she looks at you. You need to understand her to get close to her
    Edit: Also don't ask me how I got here, I was looking up horror memes 💀

    • @hiuhmidk-8409
      @hiuhmidk-8409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LOL I’m a girl to don’t forget the important taste in food, and sense of humor. MEN PLEASE REMEMBER THAT YOU DONT HAVE TO BE RICH TO FIND A GIRL

    • @RL-DarkSpark
      @RL-DarkSpark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A wise man once said:
      " Women and Love are temporary.
      But
      *DOOM is ETERNAL* "
      And speaking from experience I can only agree :D

    • @davidbenicky226
      @davidbenicky226 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      what if i can make every girl and everybody in general laugh, i'm being myself and kinda nice looking, comfortable to be around, big support, but yet still when I ask a girl out, she says yes, i would love to, we get to the part ''when and where'', on the day we are about to meet I get a message, ''something came up''. I bet a girl would fall in love with me over some time, but I gotta get out with them, not even once but several times, thats what i struggle with the most lately. I can read the signs and know when to make a move but still didn't have any relationship yet. Any tips?

    • @davidbenicky226
      @davidbenicky226 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @real madrid my guy, I feel you, but it may be that they like u if they look away. Don't get too excited, but also, maybe you should talk to her and hold eye contact while the conversation my guy, it shows the dominance and makes you look confident and maybe irresistible, depends on what terms are u with the girl already. No girl is gonna intentionally stare at you from the distance. Show her your confidence with talking to her. Guys tend to confuse that if u are muscular, it makes u irresistible, but it doesn't. A lot of girls are into a person not a body. Some girls are into bodies but in the end the personality matters more.

    • @davidbenicky226
      @davidbenicky226 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @real madrid maybe try other girls? I bet u are trying with the ones who you know for a while and u see that there's no interest. Try meeting someone new, get to know eachother and if a girl agrees to go out with ya, I don't think she would avoid eye contact or something. I see that u are easily getting triggered and angry, take it easy, if u make a bad impression, with being frustrated and angry against them or u are distanced from them because they don't look into your eyes, u come out as a weirdo bro. Be confident in urself, there's no giving up, if u said to urself that u won't give up on working out, then why would you give up on something else as well. Fight til the end, just try other girls, there are a lot of fish in the sea

  • @kaitonogra2093
    @kaitonogra2093 6 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    I gave a piece of rock to my crush today and now she's my girlfriend thank you for making this wonderful guide

    • @TheAwesonymous
      @TheAwesonymous 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      But did you mate?

    • @bobthebuilder9416
      @bobthebuilder9416 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Awesonymous RC if it was meth then yeah probably

    • @rogerbuschmann8161
      @rogerbuschmann8161 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      you gave it to her or do you throw it at her head? I mean raping someone doesn´t make you her boyfriend.
      haha just kidding

    • @shiezer682
      @shiezer682 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      *PLOT TWIST*
      *rock was a diamond

    • @ripsicle8046
      @ripsicle8046 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Was the rock made of gold with fourteen diamond encrusted into it which gave off the distinct smell of fresh mint chocolate???

  • @charlietelford3244
    @charlietelford3244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    The video length is 420 and it was uploaded on the 20th of April (the 4th month)!!

    • @tahjayulett8001
      @tahjayulett8001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And I was smoking a joint while watching it
      (4:20 is a slang term for weed)

    • @charlietelford3244
      @charlietelford3244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tahjay Ulett well good for you princess

    • @levlev.1028
      @levlev.1028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      omg its 8:40, double hit

    • @legalpenguin430
      @legalpenguin430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fps _iron lmao

    • @gabej6240
      @gabej6240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DUDE

  • @user-rt7qs6cp9s
    @user-rt7qs6cp9s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1680

    Nobody:
    6th graders: “look at the length of the video HEheEhE”

  • @dttm3397
    @dttm3397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    From a female: (thinks I likee)
    Talk to us but don't make it awkward!!
    Be confident
    Focus on your healthcare
    Be yourself (it would attract girls who like the real you)
    Make us happy
    Dont judge us
    Make yourself and us comfortable
    Help us out
    Those are some of the things that like up green flags from a semi attractive female :)

    • @WassinOnCrack
      @WassinOnCrack ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What about teasing you?

    • @fryboi4896
      @fryboi4896 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      one question,do y'all women like it when a guy is more focused on his main goals then his girl/wife?

    • @ZaZa-sm4ck
      @ZaZa-sm4ck ปีที่แล้ว

      Nothing you said worked out for me. At the age of almost 50 now i have to say , there wasn't even one moment a woman talked to me wanting to know who am i. Not one.

    • @Gh0ulz-zs9nw
      @Gh0ulz-zs9nw ปีที่แล้ว

      If you eat mayo out of a bowl I’m gonna judge you

    • @kingofcards9516
      @kingofcards9516 ปีที่แล้ว

      If that's all then you're not semi-attractive.
      You're a queen 👑.

  • @uncaring.
    @uncaring. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    Does this still work in 2019, or is it patched?

    • @babablacksheep9862
      @babablacksheep9862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Loll

    • @notinzane6993
      @notinzane6993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Anonymous Unknown it’s patched... Trust me...

    • @thecrazytophatman7304
      @thecrazytophatman7304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nah dude there’s a way around the patch you see you now just have to say that girls r ugly,

    • @kyryu2890
      @kyryu2890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      New patch notes are out, turns out you have to buy the relationship dlc for $40 plus tax

    • @viper9171
      @viper9171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sadly it’s patched

  • @schmeatmonster
    @schmeatmonster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +975

    All the girls hit on me😢
    I meant hit me 😢

    • @amrou7351
      @amrou7351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Stop playing fortnite
      Girls dont want guys who spend all there time playing video games they want someone social trust me

    • @hdhdhdhdhddhdhdhdhddhdh8442
      @hdhdhdhdhddhdhdhdhddhdh8442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dawg hit her back my g

    • @kakashihatake8166
      @kakashihatake8166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wow I feel so bad for you😢

    • @kaseyrigsby2761
      @kaseyrigsby2761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There is always a reason,
      Fortnite.

    • @antonio_8c800
      @antonio_8c800 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have around 4 girls who have a crush on meh and everyone says my crush likes meh but idk also some girls who have a crush on meh actually hit meh and some of my friends do lol, we just mess around

  • @Iris-by9qc
    @Iris-by9qc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2991

    Just use tiege hanley........
    Oops wrong channel

  • @Trinitylifestyle333
    @Trinitylifestyle333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Confidence is EVERYTHING, at least that's what my WIVES say

    • @UwU-kq8uq
      @UwU-kq8uq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      damn trinity I love it

  • @21wins28
    @21wins28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1065

    Guys, Just imagine when your crush asks you: "Who is your crush?"
    How would you tell her?

    • @ndumax6573
      @ndumax6573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Be honest even if she friend zones you then say April fools if it’s April

    • @Sara-jm9rp
      @Sara-jm9rp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      Nah dude girls know when yall are lying dont do that instead be like "you wouldent beleive me if i told you " she will most likely be like try me of plesssse who is your crushh and you gatta be confedent and be like ....you and then walk away casualy so she has time to think about it and so she dosnt reject you on the spot

    • @littlebodybigheart_22222
      @littlebodybigheart_22222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I would describe what they look like, until they got the hint

    • @younmefrien
      @younmefrien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@Sara-jm9rp you are blessed hero, take my like

    • @munye0466
      @munye0466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Say u? So if u get rejected u could say no I meant who is urs

  • @Noname-cw9kp
    @Noname-cw9kp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    We can all say this wasn't recommended you searched for this

    • @DudeLover09
      @DudeLover09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your God Damn Right

    • @Chris-qf5do
      @Chris-qf5do 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true

    • @exticchavo8654
      @exticchavo8654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😐....*guilty noises*

    • @itzbilly8453
      @itzbilly8453 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well it was in my recommended I was literally trying to find a comment like this

    • @AnAverageSandwich
      @AnAverageSandwich 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yesh- except ima girl I want to check if I act like I like someone xD

  • @novadog0016
    @novadog0016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    Girl: looks at boy for more than 0.223 seconds
    Boy: OMG she totally has a crush on me

    • @jaytheartman610
      @jaytheartman610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Hey men hardly get compliments. Any female interaction makes a man feel like Brad Pitt

    • @jordzking6330
      @jordzking6330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Nah that's something a girl would do but they would say something like this SEXUAL ASSAULT

    • @danny6714
      @danny6714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jaytheartman610 No, that's just for incels.

    • @shirdal1708
      @shirdal1708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have to agree

    • @DastardlyDingleberry
      @DastardlyDingleberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This might actually be true. Like i mean if they watch you and they realise thats their crush they Will try to turn away fast as a panick reaction or something. Just my weird theory

  • @stingerplays5753
    @stingerplays5753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Me: I like you
    Crush: no
    Also me: APRIL FOOlS
    Crush: laughs*
    Brain: mission failed bois

    • @artemis464
      @artemis464 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      May be A bit off topic but… *you spel fools wrong*

    • @JoeBeatz123
      @JoeBeatz123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are a genius I hope someone comments on this when the next April fools comes around, so that by next year I can be reminded of this and try it on a girl next year

  • @kylesavage4525
    @kylesavage4525 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1061

    The penguin technic works for women too dude. They just want diamonds instead of pebbles.

  • @thatonespoiledbrat7200
    @thatonespoiledbrat7200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    My salutations fellow virgin comrades.

    • @matthewwong1552
      @matthewwong1552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes, comrade, together we match into eternal loneliness. Onward, comrades!

    • @ShiningTrailblazerTV
      @ShiningTrailblazerTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm not a virgin so idk y I'm watching this

    • @mayeramschelrothschild3126
      @mayeramschelrothschild3126 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same lol

    • @notmatt4227
      @notmatt4227 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Onward my fellow virgin comrades

    • @HVLLOWS1999
      @HVLLOWS1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eternal loneliness feels more painful and uncomfortable then the effort you go through in getting a woman. Exersise, dating, rejection etc.
      Get out there soldier!

  • @buch0300
    @buch0300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    Sooo, we're just going to ignore the fact that the video length is 4 minutes and 20 seconds?

    • @Marvin-op7vb
      @Marvin-op7vb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Happy 420, my Brother!

    • @michaelgarvin8854
      @michaelgarvin8854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Clearly...
      It's for Earth day.

    • @yb6399
      @yb6399 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Smoke weed my nigga

    • @cfclegend7509
      @cfclegend7509 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      jonas buch I'm so glad Denmark made it to the world cup

    • @edinak92
      @edinak92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was your informative video, here are a few more tips on how to do well in job interviews...
      Preparation for the interview
      Research the career area for which you are applying
      Ask yourself why you actually want to work for this employer, and how you stand out from others, enthusiasm is important.
      Re-Read your application CV as if you were the employer, think of all the questions that you might be asked and decide upon answers in your head for them, try to think of the awkward situations that you might be faced with and how you would handle them.
      Prepare some questions for the interviewer E.g. What training will I recieve?
      Plan how you will actually get to the interview, leaving time to prepare and incase of any unforeseen circumstances such as traffic jams.
      Dress as smart as you can (depending on the nature of the job) but more than likely you should wear smart clothing.
      Use a small notepad to take down any notes that you may need from the interview (useful information that might be given in the interview)
      Take anything with you that might make you stand out from others such as a portfolio.
      Smile, make eye contact, shake hands.
      Describe situations where you have worked under another leader, on your own or where you worked in a group as a leader.
      (I discovered these and more tips on Agelmar Job Plan site )

  • @LESTR97
    @LESTR97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    There is no magic trick to make women like you. Just talk to them like normal people; become friends and grow your bond together. You’ll find someone.

    • @Enver-Roncos
      @Enver-Roncos ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So simple and so true. Words of a wise one

  • @donaldun1176
    @donaldun1176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +947

    1: Be popular
    2: Don't be ugly
    3: Be wealthy
    4: Have abs
    5: Don't be creepy

    • @alexthelitaf1549
      @alexthelitaf1549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Donald Un am working on the abs there 👀

    • @Bruh-fl6uu
      @Bruh-fl6uu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Oof Rip me number 1 ain’t never gonna happen

    • @donaldun1176
      @donaldun1176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Bruh-fl6uu that's okay buddy

    • @farmincustoms4494
      @farmincustoms4494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oof #2 #4 is not going to happen 😭

    • @donaldun1176
      @donaldun1176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@farmincustoms4494 that's also okay buddy

  • @zerifix6081
    @zerifix6081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    Am I going to get banned for this exploit?

    • @mike1326
      @mike1326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes it's a 20 h ban. Then if you do it again it was a permanent ban

    • @gersicerina2699
      @gersicerina2699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mike1326 *0h n0eS.*

    • @thynoobus3259
      @thynoobus3259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes epic will ban you

    • @Adam-sw4iw
      @Adam-sw4iw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joe A fortnite is gay tho

    • @asddsdsa8959
      @asddsdsa8959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not bannable. It used to be a macro back then but the system now thinks of it as being normal, also anti-cheat is turned off for around 2 weeks, look up to it!

  • @jonahjonah1
    @jonahjonah1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    How to make a "Get Girls To Like You" video
    1. Make generalizations and anecdotal arguments
    2. Get a cute girl on the thumbnail
    3. Insecure tween boys flock to video
    4. Profit

    • @pickleboi7505
      @pickleboi7505 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jonah Broberg lolyup

    • @fuckmedude8167
      @fuckmedude8167 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Did you mean Teen boys? Because if so thats depressingly true

    • @AngelPerez-lj3vm
      @AngelPerez-lj3vm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Basically the entire channel

    • @nightprowler6336
      @nightprowler6336 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jonah Broberg
      Are u Alen Al Lahout? U look exactly like him.

    • @j1m13o
      @j1m13o 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes

  • @dora8548
    @dora8548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    AS A GIRL:
    DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR CRUSH, THIS IS WHAT MAKES HER LIKE U

  • @carter_pewterschmidt
    @carter_pewterschmidt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    Why am I watching this? I’m a straight girl so idk what I have to gain from this.

    • @thewashingmachine4994
      @thewashingmachine4994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Same here, but im not a girl, i was just listening to eminem

    • @shadex6526
      @shadex6526 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lucia, you can get a understanding of what guys are trying to do. you can even use this yourself! i know its true because i liked two girls. one i would see everyday and the other i go out of the way to talk to. i like the one i go out of my way for more. they're similiar in looks so that isn't a factor if that's what u were thinking.

    • @Aerith-K-Ai
      @Aerith-K-Ai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is what you get out of this video
      1. An understanding of what guys will try to do to get your attraction
      2. An understanding of what they think you will do
      3. A chance to laugh at those who watch this video and believe it will work on a girl like you

    • @accuratedocs3175
      @accuratedocs3175 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Are you lesbian?

    • @pewdiepie88cjgaming
      @pewdiepie88cjgaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Does this stuff work tho

  • @ultron1666
    @ultron1666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    WHY DO GIRLS LIKE BAD GUYS
    I THINK IM GOING TO BE A VIRGIN FOR A REAL LONG TIME

    • @kakashihatake8166
      @kakashihatake8166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I dont like bad guys

    • @Sandman.404
      @Sandman.404 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @Sandman.404
      @Sandman.404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Kakashi ur a dude

    • @prafulmittal5741
      @prafulmittal5741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ultron tf u have died in 2 part of avengers how tf u commenting

    • @z0niix544
      @z0niix544 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same brother

  • @herathperera3248
    @herathperera3248 6 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Replace pebble with Lamborghini. It'll stimulate a shitload of positive emotions.

  • @Kat-wu5sh
    @Kat-wu5sh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I don't even know how I ended up on this side of the internet, but to be honest, if you wanna hear the truth it's all about confidence.
    Yes, us girls don't want our men to be ugly, we have standards just like men have standards.
    Some are more picky than others, but while men are usually more focused on looks, I find that girls my age are more drown to attitude, and confidence.
    How smoothly a guy talks, how confident you are around girls, can you hold a conversation? how you carry yourself, your style etc..
    This can make even a physically average guy, who's not super tall, super handsome or rich (cause that's what most guys think that girls value) be 100 times more attractive, if he's just chill.
    If he's not obsessed with how to "attract girls", because believe it or not, even if you try to hide it, that unconsciously shows in a guy's attitude.
    The most important thing you need to do is to stop seeing girls as this different species, who needs special techniques to be "conquered", cause the guys who believe that usually don't see women as humans.
    They actually hate women, but they still want them, and that's what makes them sound and look like creeps, and that's why the keep getting rejected, and thus hate women even more cause "omg, see, girls are materialistic and superficial, that's why they keep rejecting me".
    The sooner you realize that women are humans just like you, the better your relationships with women will be in the future.
    Just chill out, a guy who's confident and cool, but that still knows what he wants, and who is confident that they can get what they want, that's what girls find attractive. And yes if you're able to, working on your looks, and getting rich REALLY help, but you shouldn't only do this to attract girls tbh.
    So don't spend your life obsessing over the best strategy to attract women, because not everyone is going to like you.
    just chill, live your life to the fullest, and work hard to be the best version of yourself, *for yourself* .
    stop spending your time watching and reading weird stuff, and get out there.
    I don't know why I'm wasting time writing this comment, but that's how I honestly fell, k now bye

  • @maximusgoodmeme8183
    @maximusgoodmeme8183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    Me:
    My crush: hi
    Also me: CODE RED CODE RED WE NEED BACK UP

    • @sticklait
      @sticklait 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

    • @JackTh3B0X
      @JackTh3B0X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Evade Evade no run run noooooooo

    • @SS-Woky
      @SS-Woky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      SOLDIER DOWN. I REPEAT SOLDIER DOWN. I NEED AN IMMEDIATE MED-EVAC.

    • @pulemauasoau6048
      @pulemauasoau6048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      HE'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT. WE HAVE TO LEAVE HIM!!

    • @JackTh3B0X
      @JackTh3B0X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No man left behind he could make it There’s a chance he can survive but it’s very slim

  • @bobnewby8229
    @bobnewby8229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    you are literally the reason im not depressed anymore i grew up having no friends and having no social skills and every girl i talk to just walks away or says im boring and useless but now im working on myself and becoming a better person Thanks my dude for helping me with all your videos.

  • @jasonpeng5798
    @jasonpeng5798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    Basically: be relaxed and be positive, make her laugh. That's it?

    • @lovelylaila6766
      @lovelylaila6766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeaeaea being relaxed is good u don't wanna sound croaky 👉🏼👈🏼

    • @AnAverageSandwich
      @AnAverageSandwich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Be relaxed, chill, definitely make her laugh, make her feel safe and protective and DONT I REPEAT DONT make them feel uncomfortable, also this is coming from a girl-

    • @mrkiky
      @mrkiky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @CRMHLOL they're probably super obvious and act desperate around her

    • @realheckertrustmebro
      @realheckertrustmebro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mrkiky yes i m a boy i know i act like that only from 8 years. Single crush single love.. Still single.

    • @unity-ru1rf
      @unity-ru1rf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Elanip youre a lucky guy

  • @DiamondViral
    @DiamondViral ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I don't want those boring websites I just want to feel loved :/

  • @KJ-og1cc
    @KJ-og1cc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    “You ever look at someone and wonder what is going on inside their head???”
    My crush:hi ❤️
    my mind:GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL THIS IS NOT A DRILL

    • @lordvader1672
      @lordvader1672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      We are under attack this is not a drill I repeat not a drill

    • @KJ-og1cc
      @KJ-og1cc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Good job! Keep pretending to not care thats a great effort maybe this video did help yo lonely ass

    • @stephencameron610
      @stephencameron610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol ikr im like o shit girl repeat girl in sight

    • @whittay52
      @whittay52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You probably shouldn't be obsessed with girls, the more you are so clingy and annoying they won't like you, seriously tho sorry if it sounds mean. I was just saying. It's true.

    • @hyperdonalpha
      @hyperdonalpha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      RED ALERT: OWNER IS TALKING TO A GIRL. THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. EVERYONE MAN YOUR STATIONS, SH*T IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN.

  • @anthpalad
    @anthpalad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Story time I had this girl I had a crush on and I thought she liked me because she would laugh at all my jokes and do a lot of other stuff that I thought girls that had a crush on you did. Nope I got friend zoned and I never had the courage to really talk to her again but hey that was a year ago and now we’re building our friendship again so 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @zay5552
      @zay5552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same thing happened to me unfortunately , but I still have a chance and I dont know how to talk to her.

    • @Alexiully
      @Alexiully 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You already lost when you returned to her as a friend after being FZed, thats the thing, if you contacted her back she validates your attention for free, and will not engage with you more then just fz things, its like i am offering you free stuff, you dont need to work hard for it, so why bother building something more, when she can just get all the friendship benefits without the romantic/responsability parts. If she contacted you back, she did it as per last status of your relationship with her, the FZ status, basically she tought of you as a comodity and wants that attention back for free, there is also a good thing in this, since you pulled out, she started thinking about you, but if you did not play right, you are still FZed and nothing changed. My advice is pull out, if you dont want to be just friends with her, or move on to someone else doing it right.

    • @kacper8435
      @kacper8435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I got friend zoned and she left me hanging for 5 days without an answer. But now my friendship is better than what it was before the fz. I just know that she’s not interested tho.

    • @AtomicXen
      @AtomicXen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel you...I'm just at the building part yet....😭

    • @Bradley2016_
      @Bradley2016_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dark

  • @clementwilliams395
    @clementwilliams395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    If I had a Penny for every time I failed to confess my feelings to a girl, let’s just say I’d be more than rich

    • @michaeljones155
      @michaeljones155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      If I started with $1,000,000 and got rid of 1 cent every time I failed to confess my feelings, I’d be broke in a week

    • @brianconner9036
      @brianconner9036 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Richard

    • @rendroid3082
      @rendroid3082 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bill gates: 👁 👄 👁

    • @willowgoober
      @willowgoober 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @leifgraham4060
      @leifgraham4060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WOW - I’d be a millionaire!!!!!!
      But then would I get a girl?!?! 😆

  • @Zenfix1
    @Zenfix1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are beautiful because of the light you carry inside you. You are beautiful because you say you are, and you hold yourself that way.

  • @bigtyronemusic
    @bigtyronemusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This is literally how to make anyone like You. If You make a certain individual feel happy and positive, then they are going to want to be around and turn to your side for comfort. I am also glad that this video didn't say anything about looks that would make a desperate boy insecure. people need to be themselves.

  • @kachowyuh6583
    @kachowyuh6583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    "Emotional tv shows" ah yes anime is truly emotional

    • @notzyroh
      @notzyroh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Indeed

    • @em.b3rr
      @em.b3rr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      キムステファニー **sniffs in dragon ball super**

    • @thomasdame6214
      @thomasdame6214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Anime is fucking horrible it is just a bunch if Asian's doing weird shit but I loooooovvvvveeee hentai

    • @wozaow
      @wozaow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thomas Dane
      THE F**K DID YOU SAY!?
      WEEB ARMY, ASSEMBLE!
      GRAB SALADHEAD BIJUU MIKE!!

    • @thomasdame6214
      @thomasdame6214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Home Of Nog Ops nigga u tripping

  • @paradox2096
    @paradox2096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    i’m short so this was basically patched from the beginning for me

    • @pugus7733
      @pugus7733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same. Same.

    • @commentgenerator8856
      @commentgenerator8856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like short guys who are sure of themselves and what they want

    • @ayoo.bruce01
      @ayoo.bruce01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Welp least im not the only short dude

    • @prezian1312
      @prezian1312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got a short friend and he gets all the hoes so it doesn’t really matter

    • @sour3889
      @sour3889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

  • @milesmcauliffe9592
    @milesmcauliffe9592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Boys I did it I asked out my crush
    She..
    Said…
    YES!
    + respect 😎

    • @melonneleh777
      @melonneleh777 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      +99999 aura 😎

  • @raveee333
    @raveee333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    does this still work after the update?

    • @kensheehan7917
      @kensheehan7917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Backyard Ball did it work

    • @itzking22
      @itzking22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kensheehan7917 do the updates happen yearly?

    • @jasonbailey6735
      @jasonbailey6735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah but you have to update to 1.14

    • @Juicygolorl
      @Juicygolorl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They patched it

    • @mrpianist1017
      @mrpianist1017 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm playing fur elise for my crush and her name is elise so if you dont know what "fur elise" is look it up it's a piece by Beethoven.

  • @dontlosetodoubttm709
    @dontlosetodoubttm709 6 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    How to be comfortable around a girl you like? I think you should make a video to help, because this is a common problem. If you're not comfortable you're not yourself and you feel restricted which isn't what girls like in a guy

    • @gabrielc7534
      @gabrielc7534 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      DontLoseToDoubt TM be comfortable with being uncomfortable. You will get used to it.

    • @demoncore5342
      @demoncore5342 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      You feel uncomfortable, cause you CARE about what impression you make, same as folk being uncomfortable about the idea of speaking to an audience for example. Only way to be comfortable is not giving a fuck about how she sees you, what is easy to say, cause damn, you like her and so want to make a good impression, right?
      That's why every dude turns in to a pick up artist after enough beer, while drunk, you do not give a flying fuck...

    • @Christopher-ms5ke
      @Christopher-ms5ke 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DontLoseToDoubt TM Be comfortable with YOURSELF first

    • @dragonswordmountain2908
      @dragonswordmountain2908 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +DontLoseToDoubt TM Like a girl in tennis said to me at camp "Guys should be cool and girls should be hot, keep your cool and we heat up, act like life is a comedy and we will laugh with you." Like Marky Mark says in song "Spread good vibrations".

    • @somerandomguy3037
      @somerandomguy3037 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just be around them even if it is uncomfortable you'll get used to it try to approach them see it as a friendly converstation with a friend

  • @kayotonge1382
    @kayotonge1382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    How to get any girl....
    Stop playing Fortnite

    • @dxt_slayer8935
      @dxt_slayer8935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kayo Tonge stoopid

    • @assassinsdemolition3748
      @assassinsdemolition3748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@dxt_slayer8935 calling him stupid you can't even spell stupid right👌😂

    • @ereglitokitsai7253
      @ereglitokitsai7253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That will never happen

    • @lukavanettikoven
      @lukavanettikoven 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn it xD

    • @kakashihatake8166
      @kakashihatake8166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah thats definitely true, I should know cause I'm a girl myself😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @danglin-wang5553
    @danglin-wang5553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    1. be hot
    2. be popular
    3. be funny
    4. have abs
    5. be confident
    6. dont be depressed

    • @thegamer-wz3ui
      @thegamer-wz3ui 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      everything and no girlfriend

    • @mustaphaboudaoud9643
      @mustaphaboudaoud9643 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just be confident 😌

    • @oryxkingofchads2030
      @oryxkingofchads2030 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mustaphaboudaoud9643🤓🤓

    • @elenajovanoska1806
      @elenajovanoska1806 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@oryxkingofchads2030 what? What do you mean "🤓🤓"?

    • @oryxkingofchads2030
      @oryxkingofchads2030 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@elenajovanoska1806 oh crap, I was supposed to delete this a long time ago. At this point I don’t even know why I commented that

  • @TheSunMoon
    @TheSunMoon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    What if God sets my life difficulty to Extreme? No looks, no wealth, no physique, no humour, no talent 😂 and no heart. Ah, maybe this is why..

    • @hawtdawg8049
      @hawtdawg8049 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      God thinks you're good enough at life to beat it on Extreme.
      Don't wanna prove God wrong do you? Get out there!

    • @hawtdawg8049
      @hawtdawg8049 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Define 'sexy personality'

    • @NuckChorris12345
      @NuckChorris12345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You just described me

    • @legalpenguin430
      @legalpenguin430 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheSunMoon hmmm welcome to life bud don’t worry you’ve got people who are still around for ya m8 also this isn’t helpful but i’m basically only no talent exept playing games and no heart but i fake my emotions half the time unless ur special to meh OwO

    • @legalpenguin430
      @legalpenguin430 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      123fort andbree *sheds tear* those are amazing words!

  • @starstreamer725
    @starstreamer725 6 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    You people here must be here either cause you got no girls or found a crush you like xD

    • @ollie9869
      @ollie9869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Na I'm just gay.

    • @gastly4454
      @gastly4454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Star Streamer D. All of the above.

    • @starstreamer725
      @starstreamer725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ollie9869 it automatically applied to gay people xD thats a given:)

    • @harryfullard6663
      @harryfullard6663 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Says the weeb

    • @SpinningTurtle66
      @SpinningTurtle66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why are you here? Hmm...

  • @lalbiaksanga3466
    @lalbiaksanga3466 6 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Advice makes sense but nothing really to think about it later on and not much to apply

    • @doctort5829
      @doctort5829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lalbiaksanga Mystro wrong i learned a lot from it just make sure to view the video 2 or 3 times to understand and sometimes after a week or a month to remember watching once is almost useless

    • @bxsed
      @bxsed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      all these videos are useless.
      Minutes of videos to say just 2-3 important things.
      You will learn much more by going on the field and get rejected 5 times.

    • @yanniskarageorgiou3573
      @yanniskarageorgiou3573 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lalbiaksanga Mystro watch it again and make up examples to see it.

    • @Deadpool....
      @Deadpool.... 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      vic i agree with that& at the same time i dont
      knowing some wind up repeating their mistakes because they dont know what they’re doing wrong

    • @phpeters87
      @phpeters87 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deadpool
      Yep, unless you know what to say and do this video is vague and doesn't give specifics.
      Naturals and I guys like myself that have lots of experience know how to make girls laugh, how to flirt, how to connect, how to create positive emotions but it to years for me to become a "natural" at it but better late than never...

  • @y33t23
    @y33t23 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Remember boys, the true reason why we're here is because we're too afraid to make the first step so we want to make her like us so much that she makes the first step.

  • @mintymango5934
    @mintymango5934 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1379

    You just need the most Fortnite wins

    • @sakifishmam5806
      @sakifishmam5806 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have 192 wins

    • @glo4108
      @glo4108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I have 367 still a virgin to this day

    • @oscarnewey
      @oscarnewey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the truth

    • @michaelthompson9945
      @michaelthompson9945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I have 72674772737478322754^69 wins but I’m still a virgin so stfu

    • @kujakubes241
      @kujakubes241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have none

  • @calm_ow
    @calm_ow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    1. Play Minecraft
    2. Play Minecraft
    3. Play Minecraft

    • @dukesupreal
      @dukesupreal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s the how to be a virgin for life

    • @calm_ow
      @calm_ow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dukesupreal NO

    • @maroofhussian8365
      @maroofhussian8365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@dukesupreal No it isnt. Fortnite players are for virgins. Minecraft players are for pimps. Know the difference.

    • @kobethornton7680
      @kobethornton7680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Instructions unclear started playing fortnite and got 1000 pimples in scared

    • @calm_ow
      @calm_ow 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maroofhussian8365 yes, we need more people on earth like this

  • @user-wg8qs2ct9k
    @user-wg8qs2ct9k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Instructions unclear:
    Now I’m Single (again)

    • @oreocookie8540
      @oreocookie8540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Listen im a girl don't watch these there stupid suck it up AND BE YOURSELF that's how you get a girl😊

    • @Am_prochef123
      @Am_prochef123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@oreocookie8540 really? Because girls fucking bully me act like they like me then talk about me behind my back :((((( and i tried to be nice and listen and im now wacthing this and crying :(

    • @patitoyyy9096
      @patitoyyy9096 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aryan parkstone aw I’m sorry :( don’t worry! Those girls aren’t worth it. There’s plenty of wonderful and nice girls in the world. If you are nice to them and treat them well they will do the same to you (if not don’t waste your time with them). Coming from a girl, all we really want in a guy is someone who respects us, makes us laugh and feel happy. :) good luck!

    • @Am_prochef123
      @Am_prochef123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@patitoyyy9096 thank you :)

  • @igotbanned8372
    @igotbanned8372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Starting Tmr, I'll be working out and Trying to better my life for good. I'll be back in Three months so somebody remind me by then.

  • @UrMom-gi5zh
    @UrMom-gi5zh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Instructions not clear.
    I ended up asking out her shoes 👟

    • @notrebroncos2615
      @notrebroncos2615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I first i didnt get it, but now I do 🤣😂😄

  • @issytobizzy395
    @issytobizzy395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    confidence is a big thing, girls love it when a guy is confident and personally, I love it when a guy is talking about something he loves; like his hobbies, because when he is explaining it (in a way that includes me and doesn't make me feel stupid ) you can see how passionate he is and it is really attractive (even when I don't find the guy physically attractive.

  • @that1snare
    @that1snare 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    It could also be as simple as, not literally, but proverbially bringing her a pebble everyday. Texting her, saying hi to her, choosing to sit next to her when the situation arises. It also takes confidence and time, of course, but it really does work. She will take notice that you're making the effort to be around her and she'll feel wanted. That's something everyone finds attractive.

    • @aaronballer2131
      @aaronballer2131 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only works if your hot

    • @that1snare
      @that1snare ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aaronballer2131 shoot I forgot about this comment lol. But I disagree that it only works if you’re hot. Sure it doesn’t hurt, but the most important thing is showing that you genuinely care about her. Not that you care about dating her, but care about her as a person. Also don’t be a “nice guy” (“I deserve affection because I’m nice”). Nice Guy Syndrome will kill your love life any day.

  • @alanplays2217
    @alanplays2217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1,get a blanket
    2;get a pillow
    3,keep dreaminh

  • @bobbythefish_gaming339
    @bobbythefish_gaming339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    U said “I was always interested in the girls that didn’t seem to want me” facts asf god damn that’s me everyday

  • @vznerdy9691
    @vznerdy9691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    1 week later the hottest girl in school asked me out. Thank you so much

    • @williamholden7356
      @williamholden7356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      vZ Nerdy u serious 😂😂

    • @vznerdy9691
      @vznerdy9691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      William Holden yes sir

    • @ShadowGaming-ot6yf
      @ShadowGaming-ot6yf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      vZ Nerdy what’s happened bro

    • @user-hj2uh6ln1c
      @user-hj2uh6ln1c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vznerdy9691 😭😭😭😂I'm dEAD

    • @nerytlapaya1966
      @nerytlapaya1966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      vZ Nerdy shit I did too because we had a trip and there was Starbucks and my female cousin was there and I paid the girl that I liked has the biggest ass and is gorgeous

  • @MeepMeep88
    @MeepMeep88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1344

    Pffffff anyone can make any girl like you.. BUT
    How does one make any girl like to play video games? lol

    • @naomiolutayo
      @naomiolutayo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Candi Soda let there be an award attached to it

    • @yanniskarageorgiou3573
      @yanniskarageorgiou3573 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Candi Soda Easily just show them it the same way you show a boy when they grow up.

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Dunno how to make any girl play video games, but mine does. She pointed out once that she was shouting angrily while playing an MMORPG, while I was watching what she called a chick flick!
      I sometimes feel like there's something slightly amiss with our relationship...

    • @guccimane6706
      @guccimane6706 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      COD BO2, THANK ME LATER

    • @proudtitanicdenier4300
      @proudtitanicdenier4300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Candy crush is the game they're most likely in to

  • @Ballougy
    @Ballougy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Heres the thing, every girl in 3rd grade had a crush on me, other than the girl i had a crush on, but after 3rd grade the girls stop liking me for some reason. I think i know why, because of covid hitting the US. Idk why they had a crush on me, i really don't know why, but two girls made a move on me during a movie in class (3rd grade), it went over my head, the weird thing about this is that the two girls (sorta) fight over me (to sit in my lap during the movie). Both lost, ended up laying down on the floor with the two girls during the rest of the movie, but i must say, 3rd grade was the most rememberable time in school right now, not because of the thing i just told yall, but that it was a storrryyy.

  • @abroadhorizon2566
    @abroadhorizon2566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    My old girlfriend always told me I made her feel like the only girl in the world and still says she feels more comfortable when she's with me, but I still got cheated on regardless.

    • @imru1ing667
      @imru1ing667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Don’t worry bro there are always more;) also, SHE BELONG TO THE STREETS

    • @HalfTactical2
      @HalfTactical2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      f in chat

    • @fishy2846
      @fishy2846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sorry dude

    • @hiuhmidk-8409
      @hiuhmidk-8409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oof.. not all girls are like that. That just wasn’t the right one.

    • @FungusUnited
      @FungusUnited 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like that song too

  • @applecatrun6650
    @applecatrun6650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Listen guys if you’re short then....I’m here for you...I don’t care about the height

    • @snager2
      @snager2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Peppa pig says the one who is 7’2

    • @applecatrun6650
      @applecatrun6650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RaptorCookiez lmfao

    • @watermelon5917
      @watermelon5917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Something a guy would say... And I'm not gay so thanks but no thanks

    • @xquikzzy
      @xquikzzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im 11 and im 4,2

    • @JersonM1234
      @JersonM1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      dtf

  • @jdizzle187
    @jdizzle187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Virgins UNITE 😂

    • @6loy108
      @6loy108 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Layne G Fortnite is not trash your just trash at it

    • @seyounya
      @seyounya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Layne G chill ur nipples

    • @seyounya
      @seyounya 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Layne G I don't even play fortnite but saying ppl r triggered 8 year Olds just cuz they like a game is worse than being an 8 year old. stop being disrespectful. once again I do not play fortnite

    • @seyounya
      @seyounya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Layne G holy shit ur grammar sucks I didn't understand what u r trying to say. try again

    • @gundothegoat5770
      @gundothegoat5770 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ur Adopted mon the Celtic

  • @treacymccormack5299
    @treacymccormack5299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm a girl (14) and what I like in a male is someone funny, intelligent, taller than me, good looking.

    • @princevegeta9257
      @princevegeta9257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The problem with me is I don't know how to talk to girls

    • @rosamerlujan5510
      @rosamerlujan5510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@princevegeta9257 I hate being single 😒

    • @princevegeta9257
      @princevegeta9257 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rosamerlujan5510 are you a boy ?

    • @rosamerlujan5510
      @rosamerlujan5510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@princevegeta9257 yes.

    • @princevegeta9257
      @princevegeta9257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rosamerlujan5510 I was feeling the same way. It's very common don't change yourself for anyone

  • @AtomicXen
    @AtomicXen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    FarFromAverage: Many of my guy friends had better luck than me.
    Me: I feel you dude...WELCOME TO MY WORLD WHERE EVERYTHING SUCKS!

    • @AtomicXen
      @AtomicXen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its just a joke dont panic

    • @cappuccinosnephew1382
      @cappuccinosnephew1382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Be more optimistic. It'll do you some good in life and it might even make women look at you different if you do it right.

    • @Blinkers2007GameDev
      @Blinkers2007GameDev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i have a long life ahead of me. I think i will get it right someday

    • @teddybear1395
      @teddybear1395 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No me relating to the joke then seeing that it was a joke-

  • @themaze6929
    @themaze6929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    How to get a girl to *crave* for you
    1. Handsome
    2. 6packs/workout
    3. *Rich*
    4. *Airpods*
    5. -7-plus inch pepe-
    6. Be Tall (Average/Bit taller)

    • @CraziChris
      @CraziChris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The chad starter pack

    • @batgoatbetta
      @batgoatbetta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why would you need a 7 inch Pepe Pig?

    • @michellem1905
      @michellem1905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We DONT care about pepes,at least I don’t

    • @hi-pr7vm
      @hi-pr7vm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got airpods

    • @emperorofdance655
      @emperorofdance655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I got 6 packs of gum! Does that count? 😂😂😂

  • @jessiepiano456
    @jessiepiano456 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Can i marry your animation girls? Theyre really pretty

    • @thisisforourhome
      @thisisforourhome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Commit cease breathing function

    • @agv-vt8co
      @agv-vt8co 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thank you! I thought I was the only one who thought that XD

    • @esthervelez9255
      @esthervelez9255 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Htf could you do that unless you animated bruh

    • @andrewstotallynormallife4915
      @andrewstotallynormallife4915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      son goku commit forever sleep

    • @legalpenguin430
      @legalpenguin430 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ironic User kermit sewer slide

  • @gurkenfliege2400
    @gurkenfliege2400 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When I think about it. Yeah. I’ve never had a crush or acted like I had interest in starting conversations with girls. But some of them out of nowhere, tried to start a conversation with me or sometimes even compliment me out of nowhere

  • @shader-vn6hm
    @shader-vn6hm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    I watch Discovery Channel, I'm such a nerd

    • @honkhonk8009
      @honkhonk8009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or your competent enough to enjoy it

    • @alexvit2973
      @alexvit2973 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yea me too but I do not really have good grades xDD

    • @dixienormus3369
      @dixienormus3369 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

    • @mrtannzr
      @mrtannzr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I bet you learn so much about crab fishing and ice road trucking. Very scientific, much learn, such astute.

    • @nightprowler6336
      @nightprowler6336 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alex Ro
      I think my grades aren't good enough cuz I get B+ and I should get A.

  • @jamesmasaryk2990
    @jamesmasaryk2990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Me:
    Crush: hello
    me: *has a seizure*

    • @mr.octane6840
      @mr.octane6840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

    • @anonymous.exe0178
      @anonymous.exe0178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MAN DOWN MAN DOWN WE NEED BACKUP ❗❕❗❗❗❗❗❗❕❕❕❕❗

    • @NoelT04
      @NoelT04 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me:hey
      Crush:ewwww
      End of story

    • @anonymous.exe0178
      @anonymous.exe0178 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NoelT04 LMAOOO

  • @sgx6215
    @sgx6215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Steps to get da booty:
    Have alot money
    Have a car
    Have a big house

    • @meatballman6967
      @meatballman6967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope nope and nope

    • @aesirville8806
      @aesirville8806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope, just no, be nice and sweet, and mostly be yourself, girls will like whoever you really are and if they don't, you don't deserve her.

    • @MrBubbyG_Official
      @MrBubbyG_Official 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is "a lot" not "alot"

    • @lmysterymanI
      @lmysterymanI 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrBubbyG Thank you for correcting something almost 99% of people scrolling in the comments noticed. This REALLY helped me.

    • @ziggythemiggypiggy6930
      @ziggythemiggypiggy6930 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have a decent amount of money
      Be yourself and don't be desperate
      Be social

  • @fantasticmrfox34
    @fantasticmrfox34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am a female and this is sooooooo true. I’m very attracted to this guy and he makes me laugh all the time.

  • @euhannagorospe9859
    @euhannagorospe9859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    im a girl,and i just wanna say to the guys that you dont need to be tall and handsome just be respective to the girls you love that wll surely attract them

  • @jannenKoodivideot
    @jannenKoodivideot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    instructions unclear:
    ended up addicted to meth.

    • @freezeGmd
      @freezeGmd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @verminstyx
      @verminstyx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't see the problem

    • @hellothere1328
      @hellothere1328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @robin5791
      @robin5791 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How

    • @xyvbzz1856
      @xyvbzz1856 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woah its kinda weird cuz this video is 4:20 minutes long

  • @noobbagel616
    @noobbagel616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Lonely people watch this
    Wait

  • @BossManJus
    @BossManJus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1. Be a positive person
    2. Make her laugh
    3. You’ll win lots of girls over because they are emotionally attached to guys who bring out positive vibes.
    4. Be wealthy and take good care of your Hygiene so they know you can provide.
    OR
    Be a penguin.

  • @Bui1tDifferent
    @Bui1tDifferent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "Girls want to feel good emotions"
    Hahaha..ha...haaaaaa
    Good one
    Chaos chaos!

  • @zeramas_1165
    @zeramas_1165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    YO THIS ACTUALLY WORKED I FINALLY GOT
    A MINECRAFT GIRLFRIEND

    • @cobrafire3700
      @cobrafire3700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Congratulations zonny jim you made the world a better place, lad! Yah

    • @gus9432
      @gus9432 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro congrats that Is super hard getting a real life gf is impossible

    • @jameselliott1751
      @jameselliott1751 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Random Guy v

    • @Լowkey
      @Լowkey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jokes on you I got a ROBLOX Girlfriend

    • @xxyoutube_ogxx6656
      @xxyoutube_ogxx6656 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHA Nice one

  • @meowocean
    @meowocean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    clicked this by mistake but ended up watching the whole thing
    trust me, this is comedy gold

    • @j.5314
      @j.5314 ปีที่แล้ว

      me

  • @plugsbunny7296
    @plugsbunny7296 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For me it’s a lack of self confidence even when I do have a chance I don’t strike first like in cobra Kai