Indiana Jones 5 Reviews BOMB Destroys Harrison Fords LEGACY
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- Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny reviews are in for the 5th movie in the Indiana Jones franchise from Lucasfilm. Harrison Fords last film as Indiana Jones they introduce Phoebe Waller-Bridge. Indiana's god daughter and future replacement if the series continues. A movie that has time travel, and aging 70 year old Indy and his god daughter saving the day. Indiana Jones and the Dial of destiny is not your normal Indiana Jones film. Having more in common with The Crystal Skull than the first trilogy. But from the critic reviews is Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny worth watching?
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Indiana Jones and The Dial of Destiny Review because for some reason, I've seen it. I was warned, the critics reviews were right, it was so bad even the BBC called the movie accurately. We have a broken Indiana Jones and Phoebe-Waller Bridge being perfect at everything insufferable and definitely his replacement. With an ending so laughably written it's astonishing it ever got signed off for a 300 million dollar movie.
And with the reviews plus the 7.2 Million dollar opening day, profit is not in sight for Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. But what did you think? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)
Just reminds me of how chris pine's character was marketed in dungeons and dragons, except this time its indiana jones and its completely true, not just ending with the main character getting humiliated by the female lead in the trailer alone.
And this was the LEAST offensive ending they (reportedly) could come up with.
Some women just like to watch the world burn
I have come to HATE Harisson Ford! This man revels in destroying all the films we grew up on, and loved. We all know what you would call this behavior it's TRAITOROUS, VILE & REPREHENSIBLE BEHAVIOR!
@@JoshuaKevinPerry It's the only entertaining thing she'll ever do for us.
A real Indiana Jones in 1969 would have been a highly respected archaeologist that everyone looked up to. He would have been doing lecture tours and telling stories of his past. The movie would have flashbacks throughout, showing never before seen adventures with him narrating, and culminating with him leaving the lecture, putting on his hat and walking off into the sunset. Or pretty much any other story where he's "not" ruined.
Them: “ok, but then how do we ruin him??!?”
Preach I don't understand why the trope of your old now so you should be sad broken and a loser. Like no? Just because your old doesn't mean you shouldn't have a fairwell send off especially legacy characters like indy or luke I'm not even pissed off anymore I'm just stunned they keep rehashing this tired old trope. The only outlier being top gun maverick the only movie recently where I can see they treated the legacy characters with respect.
Exactly! Students would have been clamoring to sit and listen to the famous Dr. Jones lecture!
@@survivalhh2995 Give Cobra Kai a shot for movie extension through tv, solid respect all around to even minor legacy characters as well as all main legacy cast and new characters.
@@survivalhh2995Ageist An old Indie would be a great story to tell.
No one would be stupid enough to make an Indiana Jones series around Phoebe Waller-Bridge.
Kathleen Kennedy, “Hold my bud light.”
I swear Kathleen got to have Walt's frozen head held hostage or something! How is she still in charge of anything at this point?
100% true that I assume all movies are terrible unless proven otherwise. The only movie that I was very excited for was Dune.
I want to see an era of movies mocking the hysterical harpies of Karen's who destroy everything.
😂 that line where Phoebe calls herself beautiful is mental. 1: for an actress you look more like a substitute drama teacher.
2: I doubt even Patrick Bateman the most narcissistic character perhaps in literature would out loud describe himself as handsome because he even would realise how vain that would sound.
Her character is more of a narcissistic psychopath than American Psycho!!
I expect unshaven armpits.
Isn't it Bateman who says "You can always be thinner, look better"
More like failed only fans skank.... let's just be real
@@samblack5313 she gives the impression of unshaven teeth
I honestly thought Phoebe was trans-woman.
Tom Cruise thanks the fans for watching his movie, Disney attacks you for not seeing theirs
To be fair, films such as Lightyear and Strange World sucked not because of the LTBTQ stuff (not that I’d care about that anyway) but because the story sucked and was boring and forgettable
He also said flash was the best superhero movie
Tom Cruise for president! 2024!! 😅
"attacks" geez,the victim complex strong
"There's a movie. I'm going to assume it's crap." That pretty much sums up films these days.
"You'll love her, she's insufferable" is the tag line for every strong female protagonist in the last 4 years
@gmualum08 or even have something like a weakness or flaw to overcome, maybe a serious setback or two where they have to act human.
@@ThomasLinquist that does sound like Hollywood, alienate every other demographic for one of the smallest but wealthiest
The perfect goodbye to Indiana Jones happened in 1989...
I couldn't live with Indy banging his dad's ex-girlfriend. I wanted him to marry Marian.
AGREED!!
Marcus Brody: "Indy, Henry, follow me. I know the way. Ha!"
[Marcus' horse rides off with him barely hanging onto it]
Professor Henry Jones: "Got lost in his own museum, eh?"
Indiana Jones: "Uh-huh."
Professor Henry Jones: "After you, Junior."
Indiana Jones: "Yes, sir. Ha!"
[they ride off into the sunset with John Williams' Indiana Jones theme blaring out]
Cut. Print. It belongs to the ages.
I still kind of liked Crystal Skull though despite the flaws in it
I'm from the UK so to the rest of the world, I am so sorry for Phoebe Waller Bint. First We unleashed Prince Harry on you and now Waller Bint is destroying Hollywood. As a Brit, I am truly sorry.
Now apologize for Colonialism, Spice Girls, Robby Williams and The Sun.
Don't forget about ending slavery
@@MSmith-ib1du I'm pretty sure Britain didn't invent colonialism.
Never heard of it. I dont watch many bad movies anynore
Now now, don't forget that the world was also given Mr. Bean himself, Rowan Atkinson and Monty Python's Flying Circus, either one of which has produced far more moments of joy, than your two examples have provided in annoyance combined.
Ruining beloved characters = *Failure*
Respecting beloved character = *Success*
Top Gun: Maverick is the best possible example of this in recent years.
Those are the fans they don't want.
Never seen the original Top Gun. Maybe I’ll give ‘em both a try.
@@johnnysilverhand1733 That's a matter of opinion. What isn't, however, was that the movie was a critical and commercial success. That's just a fact. That success could be easily replicated, but Disney is just too stupid to manage it. Gotta get "THE MESSAGE" across, after all...
If people are willing to idolize a movie with a Scientologist and closet homosexual, the movie is truly in a desparate state.
@@ahoramazda6864 Blame the modern film industry for making TG:M, a movie that would have been only decent a decade ago, into a masterpiece by comparison...
2:33 I was actually living in an Asian country when I first saw The Temple of Doom, and I knew of absolutely no one being offended by it, lol. This is in fact the first time ever I've heard the term "racist" associated with that movie.
Also- people have been giving James Mangold the benefit of the doubt over this movie because of his past track record...but his comments at 14:19 seem to show he was as responsible for this dreck as anyone.
Quite right; the exotic stuff was pure fun for all viewers… or are we saying that the dinner scene represented actual Indian cuisine and must be respected??
'You'll love her, she's insufferable" Classic.
How is Kathleen still in charge?? She’s made so many awful films at this point that there’s no way in hell anybody can just look passed it.
and theres more to come
She has to have pics of Iger with a goat or something.
Rumors out today that she’s been fired! 🤞
@@antonkovalenko364 She has a video "2 Bobs 1 cup."
Extortion.
I like how the plot is so stupid that Indy could stayed home and the villains would failed and died anyway.
Well... the same could be said for the ark of the covenant... but that was a much more enjoyable.
@@tcunero Eh? You mean they wouldn't find Marion amulet?
@@ilfirinms kind of... they were digging in the wrong place and only found it because indy did... but also even if they did eventually find it they would have opened it and all died just like they did anyway.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You hit the nail on the head. People don’t go anymore till they hear it’s a good film. Before 7/10 movies would be good. Now 3/10 are decent. It’s the same with the video game market. Nothing new, no ideas, boring
Art isn't "free range", now lives in chicken farms
Video games have crashed and burned long ago.
AAA games yes, the benefit of games is that unlike Film, indie games have a much easier time getting themselves onto digital distribution platforms compared to the struggle of getting an indie film into a cinema.
@@shadf7902really? I’d better stop playing WoW and tell my son not to bother with Assassin’s Creed Mirage.
Too bad the Roman's didn't catch Phoebe and Crucify her. That would have made the movie a 10 out of 10.
😂Then the woke would be crying, “Misogyny!! Misogyny!!” 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@MagesseT1 oh NO! Anyway
Is there womensfolk present ??
"How do you say goodbye to Indiana Jones?" You watch him ride off into the sunset with his father, Marcus Brody and Salla at the end of 'Last Crusade'.
People want to watch Indiana Jones, not Indiana Fleabag and the acting range of a butternut squash.
She’s writing and producing the tomb raider series next
That’s a grave insult to butternut squash. 😂
@@centrevezgaming4862Well, there goes that!!😅
Temple of Doom is awesome. The new one should have been Short Round and Indy chasing the spear of destiny.
I was thinking the same or some other Biblical relic which has destructive powers. And a good violent death for the main villain - full body melting, being slowly imploded. That's one of the main draws to these films -how violent does the villain go lol.
Temple of Doom is so much fun! It's a roller-coaster adventure, full of comedy, brutality, heart and unabashed stereotypes - and it's a hoot to know it pisses off the right people! XD
Movies aren't supposed to spark joy anymore. New films need to be "post-movies", self aware parodies that are supposed to be taken as some sort of relevant commentary on certain "social issues." They end up being self-indulgent, pretentious, shallow, and generally uninspired.
It stems from a culture of insecurity and cynicism.
I love Temple but always thought that was the one movie that needed some visual effects redone.
It's actually my favorite of the trilogy! I remember being scared of the heart-stealing scenes as a kid but being thrilled at the same time! :)
Temple of Doom is my favorite in the series !
There's a lot of _heart_ in that movie alright.
So Indy has lost his son and his wife who we last saw him madly in love with is now not on the scene because of fallout from that loss. Isn't that the premise in "The Force Awakens?"
Not really
*Spoiler Below*
Karen Allen does return at the end, Indy survives in the end
I think it was subtly hinted at that Han cheated on Leia... which is why they were split.
@@Mekaneckpain That is the aroma of bad writing. Thanks to Rianne Johnson.
No… When was Luke married and have a kid? He left because his nephew turned to the dark side. Sooo… Other than them being in exile and sharing an actor there are few similarities.
@@alexmartin3143 I was referring to Harrison Ford's character's arc in the film.
There are hundreds of indie authors putting out better stories every year than anything Hollywood has done in 15 years.
15? I'd say *at least* 30, personally.
thats not a big deal really. a monkey can come up with a better story than pedowood.
Indie is a good choice of words here. And yeah I agree
The danger here is, how many of said indie authors have the sense to keep a tight grip on their IP and how many will sign the rights over to Hollywierd to stamp the message into the story?
@@MediumRareOpinions I know J.K.Rowling insisted no change of setting to the USA or casting american kids but beyond that not sure if she signed off on everything else.
Even she eventually lost the plot by doing a Lucas with her prequels.
I’m so damn tired of Disney kamikaze-ing beloved franchises into the dirt. They’re making it their mission to destroy what people love all for the sake of their asinine, fragile beliefs and agenda.
I knew it when Kennedy said "the future is female"!
Wonder how r they gonna fix this feminism shyt when woke crap is over
Maybe don't worship false idols and you won't find yourself so disappointed?
@@niemand262or maybe don't be a self righteous douche, attempting to scold people for not liking something that's shit... you don't sound smart, you sound like a know-it-all asshole.
“That is why you fail.” - Yoda (to Disney execs)
Indiana Jones and the Diagnosis of Depression.
It was never about showing women can be as strong, resilient, and classy as popular male characters. It was about saying women, when they are lazy, petulant, and self absorbed are incredible.
She was so emotional about his health and then she punches an 80 year old wounded man.
Its a meta take.of current times in the us.
You misspelled princess.
They are imitating the worst behavior of men and calling it empowerment for women! Being a jackass, abuser, liar, sexist to the other gender is great and empowering only when a woman does it!
@@JasonlaroseLaRoseIt's the thought that counts.
Being respectful of Indy’s age? Tell KK &Co. to try looking at the script treatment of Sean Connery as Henry Jones in the Holy Grail installment if they need a clue about how to respectfully handle an elderly character. This new film has blatant ageism oozing out of every corner.
Connery (and Henry Jones) were about 20 years younger than Indy/Ford.....
Hollywood has lost the benefit of the doubt - this was spot on brother
The only thing that destroyed Harrison Ford's legacy was Harrison Ford.
Yup. Nobody forced him to do this movie.
He's 80. He got paid a ton. And, "I don't care." -Harrison Ford
@@TheMightyCookieShow Not only that, he has shown hatred for his own characters in interviews since Empire Strikes Back. Doesn't seem to care about his fans at all either. You know, the people that actually buy movie tickets.
@@ameliaward7429not always. Although where is your source?
@@booshmcfadden7638 Harrison Ford and the quest for the next airplane to crash. That relic belongs in a pawn shop! -Harrison Ford's Indiana Jones.
I honestly never heard of Phoebe Waller-Bridge before she started to appear in Franchises, marked for death.
Who is she?
Where does she come from (England, I think)?
Why is Hollywood so in love with her?
This lady is an enigma....
Not sure why, but the powers that be have decided she’s going to be a Hollywood actress…No matter how unattractive and unlikeable she is
Was in a tv series called Fleabag. Written for posh spoken middle class chicks.
She's a nepo-baby of the highest order. Born into privilege in one the most powerful families in London. Silver spoon in her ugly gob, red carpet everywhere for her entire life, now she's grifted a career as a writer and an actress and gets treated as if she's the next Meryl Streep, when she's just an unattractive, talentless hack who's daddy knows someone that knows someone.
You have to go back to earlier Kathleen Kennedy interviews where she plainly admitted she was only trying to hire women actresses and writers and producers and thought that was just great. So yeah Phoebe was on a show and she is a brunette British lady like Kathleen Kennedy. Totally not a self insert in the story to punish Lucas and Spielberg. Look at her other casting decision where did Daisy Ridley come from? I knew who Bodega was before hand from Attack the Block he was good. Who was Daisy? A british brunette lady. Adam Driver is in stuff I think I've seen Poe but they just plucked these 2 women out of obscurity.
@@Drak976You can find lots of trends if you look closely enough.
Women of color being shoehorned into the "beginning" of popular male characters, is one example.
Doctor Who.. Witcher blood origin.. you start to see racism in rather clear ways when you allow yourself to imagine that it COULD be happening
You were dead wrong when you said that nothing is out of Phoebe Waller-Bridge's league. Clearly raking in a decent box office haul is😂
At 8:30 When he said " If the force is female then the future is fallopian tube " I started laughing hysterically in the college library!!
Note to self never watch a Disparu or nerdrotic video in a library !
I love how every review I've seen and read just calls her "Phoebe Waller-Bridge" instead of Helena. Everyone knows she's just playing herself.
Is she known as a one-dimensional actress? I'm unfamiliar with her UK work.
We should just call the character Kathleen’s self insert and call it a day
She’s also the woke droid that ruined Han Solo.
You mean playing "Himself"
He was supposed to die in the past and she was supposed to take over you can still see that in the movie
And that version would probably be the better one, at least plot-wise.
@ Both of those “versions” are garbage.
And that ending was - for good reason - slammed by the fans. It leaked multiple times and they didn’t change it. Only after horrendous trust screenings they changed it… Doomcock made quite few videos about that
@@iriswaldenburger2315 nice
Harrison Ford has helped ruin 2 great characters for money he didn’t really need. Never seen anyone more ungrateful to his fans for the unbelievable life he’s had. W⚓️
3: (not) Blade Runner 2049 was shit Deckard. And Villeneuve is an over-rated hack.
Your point is well taken.
He loves Indiana Jones what do you mean? He came back cause he lives to play this character. Stop Talking like a little loser to a man that is far greater than you. His Legacy is not ruined. He lives this character and he came back cause wanted to do something nice for the fans. He isn’t in control of how the movie is cut together.
I have. Tons of people.
@@studentstudent5044 But he read the (original) script before or after signing the contract?
I totally agree with your take on no longer giving the benefit of doubt to Hollywood. That ship has sailed for me years ago. I am just not motivated to even learn about what movies or shows are even out anymore, let alone actually knowing and deciding to not go.
It's gone from being leery to habitual distrust and now to active avoidance.
Oh, I thought I was the only one. I don't even care about the political or "woke" stuff. I feel like it's just all repetitive content for capitalism. Every single Marvel movie seems the same. I haven't watched a full one since 2018 and that was Black Panther. I just don't care about any of this TV and movie content. Star Wars as well I didn't even bother seeing the third new one. It just is all repetitive, passionless cash grabs. Just a bunch of CGI senseless porn. It's all now clearly 100% profit driven with no artistry.
You nailed it; the review issue, "Hollywood has lost the benefit of the doubt." What the show really needed was Awkwafina playing Short Round!
You know, I wasn’t huge fan of Mutt in Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull. But I hated learning how they killed him off in the leaks.
He got divided RIP
Killing off Indy's son, ending his blood line...it reeks of feminist spite-fiction.
@@fionnaitsradag5152 And after the radiation he gets on Kingdom of Crystal Skull (of human and alien origin) there were no more bullets in his gun I suppose.
@@fionnaitsradag5152 At least the bitch didn’t take Indy’s name at the end - after The Rise of Skywalker, even that wasn’t a given!
I actually thought the relationship with Mut was one of the few things that almost worked in Crystal Skull. lol Shia is a goofy dude but I dont think he’s a bad actor when he has something to work with and they didnt give him much. I just rolled my eyes when I read the leaks.
What they do to Indy is the same as what they did to Luke and Han. All my childhood hero's are getting disgraced. It is so sad!
I just decided that none of the new star wars movies or stuff like this are canon. They're bad fan fiction that just happened to get turned into movies.
Incorrect .
Spoiler below
Indy doesn’t die at the end
Even Willow got shit on...
It's literally Mao's Cultural Revolution against the Western Civilization and United States this time.
I Haven’t even watched any of the new SW movies BECAUSE they were shredded by objective critics and fans… let alone that I didn’t feel the need to watch TFA .. just didn’t interest me and I’ve not regretted that decision. I watched Crystal Skull and I liked it, more than Temple of Doom
"Hollywood has lost the benefit of the doubt" - yeah, well put.
Excellent as epitaph for this years box office bombs
That woulda been perfect 10+ years ago.
i just wish it was true.
@@zoltanz288 it is true tho. This movie isn't doing well nor is any marvel or DC movie.
You want a good example of how to make a film featuring an old man, broken in spirit, past his prime, having one final hurrah? Logan.
Funny how both films were directed by James Mangold. He also was a writer on both.
The wrestler is a very confronting movie.
@@BigNews2021 It’s unfortunate that Logan was such a great film and Mangold went from that to this
*Spoiler Below*
One thing that surprised with Dial of Destiny though was that Jones wasn’t killed off, I was certain he would be
I want a short round Indy movie damn it. He’s the one we want to continue lndy’s legacy
I love the irony that the likes of Disney preach diversity yet they snub the Asian man who is ready to step into the leading role.
The days of fun and enjoyableness of the 80s, 90s, 2000s and 2010s are over. The age of suck has arrived.
If only future historians were so down to earth to name it just like that
I mean it's kinda sad but Harrison Ford should have known better than to get back into bed with these people after Star Wars.
Well, it's no secret that Ford wanted Han Solo killed off for decades now. And if I recall correctly, he made disparaging remarks about the Indy character after The second or third film. I don't understand his thinking, but then again I'm not an asshole...
Is there anything woke feminists can't destroy?
The enjoyment I get laughing at them..
The kingdom of the crystal skull was actually pretty decent and I'm dying on that hill. People just freak out for no reason ffs.
The music was spot on. We got a ton of jungle scenes what I always missed from the movies, they were always so short and they should be kinda the point in the treasure hunter-genre or what.
The mystery was good. I was even okay with aliens. And for real, who the hell dares to say that it was "too much?" It not only fit the story, but there are LITERAL GODS and magic in the first 3 movies :D That's okay, but aliens not?
Yea, surviving the atomic bomb was stupid and unnecessary, but I'm not convinced that I shold hate a movie for that 1 stupid scene. People are going too harsh on the 4th part while they totally forgive everything for the previous 3 pieces.
Yeah Crystal Skull didn’t need that ridiculous fridge scene or the overused CGI animals but yeah it’s a serviceable film and should’ve been the end
I had no problem with the aliens, it was the execution.
Harrison got a pay day. He doesn’t care what crap he was in to get it.
To be honest, this is what Harrisson ford has been trying to do for the past 30 years, kill off his most beloved characters from pop culture. He finally got what he wanted, even if it's something none of us wanted to happen. Well done Mr. Ford, your name will be forgotten as a result, well done.
Spot on, miserable old bastard. He spent decades pushing for Solo to be killed off but signed on for this crap? Greedy old miser.
Exactly. And good riddance. Dude is pretty vile.
Ford who?
Han solo "losing" the millennium falcon and then getting killed by his emo kid he abandoned is NOT canon.. ok?
@@ameliaward7429 Vile? In what way?
Can't wait until she gets to work on Tomb Raider. No doubt Lara's father will have a lot to answer for.
I’m looking forwards to it because I can’t see her writing it as anything less than Barbie or She-Hulk. Possibly Velma lmao. It’s the perfect ground for it with the character, and on top of that the new tomb raider is a shell of its former self even officially. So no doubt she’ll be going around the world protecting artefacts from people coming to steal them while she puts them in museums or returns them to the original countries.
A movie where Mutt and Short Round team up to save Indy could have been amazing. It essentially would have been The Last Crusade all over again, but the dynamic where he has to team up with his basically first adopted son with the son that he didn't know until he was an adult could have been great and it could have set up the future of the franchise. They might have had to recast Mutt but come on, no one would care and anything would have been better than Waller Bridge.
Maybe you been under a rock for 15 years, but I will catch you up. Men bad, whamen are great.
I agree. Even in Last Crusade, Indy's dad--a bookworm with no experience in adventure at all, really--shows himself to be resourceful and decently badass in his way. I imagine the real Indy would still be quite dangerous even in his old age. Certainly enough so to show a smug child how it's really done.
Everyone knows this. That's why they didn't do it - it would have made us happy.
Based on Drinker's video, I definitely would've preferred something like this. It also caused me to think about revisiting Crystal Skull because the basic rundown he gave makes it sound way worse than George and Spielberg's last entry.
@@Archangelm127Yep. At my local theater in '89, his "goosestepping morons" comment was accepted as pure badass.
Mad props to Amrish Puri (Mola Ram). He was in 300 some odd movies and was filming 22 movies at once. He was in 9 movies in 83, 16 in 84, 13 in '85 and 16 in '86.
No expert on Indi but as far as i remember so was he often captured or faced stronger opponents, one of his biggest strengths was to never give up.
I didn’t mind Kingdom of Crystal Skull, because at least it was Indiana Jones doing Indiana Jones stuff. And it didn’t have all the insufferableness of a Fleabag Wallop Horseface in it. (Oh and no time travel or multiverseness which are lazy writers methods of making things even more non sensical and deus-ex- machina’ish to fix a broken plot.)
I certainly don't hate it, there were some really good things about it, but I feel like it could have been better than it was. Mostly I just can't get over the aliens- oh, excuse me, _"interdimmentional beings."_
@@jaceyking5015 That was a bit silly, but the worst was the overuse of CGI animals
Granted I don’t think Crystal Skull is as bad as many people say
Doomcock was right.
His legacy was on life-support since Han Solo was killed
First made a bad father and then an idiot in the end
_Blade Runner 2049_ already made a joke of Deckard.
Really - what so he has ever only played Han Solo and Indiana Jones let alone the decades worth of time he has been making movies with some of the other all time greats now no longer with us. Your talking nonsense.
An aging actor past his prime , a moderately attractive starlet , a tired premise that already has been milked dry, an uninspired attempt with the only reason for its existence being greed ... what could go wrong ? ..... everything ...
The saddest part of all of this is I'm pretty sure Harrison Ford doesn't give a damn about the legacy of the characters he has played. He just gives of the vibe of a man who has zero fucks to give.
Indy's father was a distinguished gentleman who still had passion for his craft. KK and Mangold should have made Indy the same and then brought in Indy Jr. played by the guy who was a dead ringer for young Harrison in Age of Adeline. KK could have included Indy's daughter to insert herself. Her sass and snark would be constrained to family relationships which is proper. Disney is anti-family these days because modern agenda does not align with binary parents exercising their parental rights. This movie is doomed to fail just like all the other woke movies and shows.
What you described is literally right out of the Commie playbook. The Communists are all about demoralization and spending decades infiltrating countries, using propaganda... killing the family unit is part of that. Point being... everything including the movie industry is infiltrated by Communists.
One aspect I like about KOTCS is that they made Indy more of a professor as he got older ...a little more like his dad. I liked that.
But I won't watch this turd.
That is one of the things that frustrated me. They could’ve literally done it with a single proper of a photo on the wall and a throwaway lying about her being away at college.
Just I know the show wasn’t hugely popular, but it’s there, and you could included as part of the Lore with just introducing her daughter.
I also thought it would’ve been better, they would’ve had to have hired a younger actress, which could’ve only been a good thing, but if they really wanted a female partner/sidekick, make it the daughter.
@@peterpidrak9501 Correct. Son and daughter pursuing treasure while Dad assists from his position as professor emeritus/curator at an prestigious university. Marion Ravenwood is still married to Indy. Marion was the equal of Indy in Raiders and together with Indy mentors the young explorers. Mom and Dad guiding their children is good wholesome messaging. This would have celebrated core family values while ensuring the franchise has natural progression and room for future installments.
I was gonna say get River Phoenix back...but he's dead
Also, shoutout to you @Disparu, your growth has been insane, cannot wait for Rings of Powah season 2, Just to enjoy you going past 300k
this movie made crystal skull look good. Now that's a sad thought
Do you remember how the last crusade ended? Indi and his father ride horses toward the sunset. That was a great ending. I wish I had not seen any other Indiana movie after that.
Indy 5 couldve been such a lay up too. All they had to do was give us a movie with INDY and SHORT ROUND in a "Last Crusade" type of adventure where Indy now plays the role his father Henry once did. Would've come full circle and it wouldve been a fantastic closing chapter for Indy and a semi-homage to the man, the myth, the legend, Sean Connery
We also need to blame the stars. The Mark Hamill's, the Harrison Ford's, you know, the ones that brought such beloved and iconic characters to life on the big screen, only to burn them at the stake a few decades later in return for a quick paycheck and seemingly some desperate need to still be relevant. Why can't they read the scripts, see what they're about to do the characters that made them famous and then tell Disney etc to f**k off? Henry Cavill's done it.
I totally agree with you. Sigourney Weaver has also done it. I've read that she's been sent many scripts for a fifth Alien film but has turned them all down because she didn't like the way they presented the Ripley character. Bravo Sigourney! It's good to see that she really cares about the character and not just in it for the money. Wish I could say the same for burned out old Harrison Ford.
@@josebro352 but she did "Alien Resurrection" and that was horrible.
what u mean bro? Mark Hamill was pissed how his role in the new star wars turned out, theres tons of videos of him talkin shit about them an disney at fan conventions
In defense of Mark Hamill, the guy agreed to participate when Lucas was still on board and there was no real clarity of what the project would be. Once Disney took over he was already contractually obligated to do the job.
Harrison ford seemed pretty genuinely enthusiastic about this film, so I definitely don’t think he felt it was ruining the character at all. And (while I know you weren’t saying this, but others may have) even if you hate the way a character goes, that doesn’t at all make the actors a bad person if just makes two people having different opinions.
Nope. There’s no way the audience score is in the eighties. It’s not possible. I’ve not seen a single person say the film isn’t crap. Even the best reviews are “the first act is good but it’s worse than Crystal Skull”.
1000 reviews+.... these companies have so many hundreds of millions to spend on these shite movies. Do we really believe they aren't paying people to leave these reviews/bots?
@@RelivingHistory1 +1000 isn't really a big number for them, so yes, I could totally see them paying those people off, or giving them 'free tickets' with small bonuses as long as they leave positive reviews after.
I know. All the top comments on the Facebook ads are, "loved it." "Can't wait!!" "My whole family loved it." "So glad to see Indy back." "A great send-off to a great character. "
Phony phony phony
The only place you will find positive comments being made about this film, is Facebook... all bots and/or paid commenters. It's so obvious because most of the comments are pretty much all the same but slightly reworded, and not one of them has anything good or bad to say about PWB... as if she isn't in the movie at all.
It wasn’t even that bad I don’t know what y’all hate about it.
Thanks for the insights and the laughs! Totally agree. I've loved Indy since '81, so why would I *ever* root for a character (Wombat) who lies to him, tricks him, steals from him, cares only about money, and doesn't use her knowledge for good? I kept wishing Indy would leave her to the bad guys and save himself -- and also thought her father would be rolling in his grave. Yes, that's right, I couldn't keep my mind on the story because the script is fatally flawed! I did find it moving when Indy met Archimedes: you could see his deep admiration and wonder written on his face. Only a lazy team of screenwriters would have to end that scene not with persuasion, or an emotional appeal based on Wombat's care for Indy (if she did, in fact, care for him), but instead with a knockout punch and a quick cut to the last scenes. One of many copouts. Hollywood keeps forgetting that no amount of money, CGI, or marketing can compensate for a poor script.
I was 19 when Star Wars released and there were a lot of beloved IP's released over the next decade plus. I never expected nor wanted any cash grabs long after they became 'history' so personally, there are no legacies destroyed, just some really bad fan fiction being used to maximize profit from an industry that let art die. I feel more sorry for younger people than for myself - I was lucky to grow up and support these wonderful examples.
Ford doesn't give a toss about a Solo or Indy legacy. They pay him vasts amount of money and that's the only reason he shows up. He has no love for the characters.
I think you're wrong about Roman's anti aircraft capabilities also their submarines and aircraft carriers are legendary.
17:01 “There is a section where she’s engaged to a mob boss. I don’t know why; he could do better.” 😂😂😂 Best part lol
As a sidenote, I’ve never watched a single Indiana Jones movie and this video was still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen 😂
I am incredibly interested in seeing if they will dare to make a movie only with the "new" Indiana Jones, and if people are actually going to do watch it. If that happens, we are done as a society.
What was Disney expecting? Old fans will hate it and new fans think they have to watch the other ones first. Crystal skull has already the niche of unnessecary sequel. Kathleen Kennedy thought she could pull of a new the force awakens...
Temple of Doom: *Glances away nervously*
@@jeremyallen5974 Bro we better ban it bro ban Mark Twain bro he said THE GAMER WORD. Just go away. I would absolutely bet $100 you were okay with Far Cry 6 or whenever they're killing white american christians but this oh gives jeremy the vapors. Maybe demonizing Germans for a war 80 years ago is at least as cringe. Then the other one has blow darts so that's all 3 movies or I guess like I said the ones where white Europeans get the villain treatment is okay. The only villains allowed are white christian men preferably germans. Do you know how boring that makes stories? Of course not you don't even know what fun is. The closest you can get is the sick exhilaration of stopping someone else from having fun.
While the Dial of Destiny. Will make few new Indiana fans.
It would've be far greater. If they cater to the old fans as well.
Because sharing a movie with friends and family. Creates a far more memorable experience.
@@kevinw374 ohhh the only thing that matters is spreading "the message"
What was Disney expecting? Disney just produced an absurd girl power version of Peter Pan. They're so high on their own supply, I don't think most of them are thinking _at all_
What an apocalyptic failure. I hope K.K. learns her lesson but she probably thinks it's good.
There's no doubt in my mind she thinks that the average viewer is a moron and she is blessed.
She didn't learn from the Star Wars disaster.......... stupid people are doomed to repeat their failures
If she were going to understand this tripe doesn't fly, she has had plenty of opportunities to do so by now. I wouldn't hold your breath.
It turns out that she worn an t-shirt in support of the force is female movement in 2015
Does/has she ever?!
In the early 2000s we used to laugh about Bollywood films. Now They're cranking out better films than Hollywood. Bout to start Injunwood here in AZ and start shootin some woke-less films.
Here’s my take on what should have happened: Indiana Jones 5 should have had to do with Atlantis. As retired man who’s still in his golden years and still in shape, still married to Marion Ravenwood and now a grandfather, but missing the glory days he decides to go on one more adventure while encountering the Soviets.The movie ends with him finding Atlantis and retrieving a relic for the museum, then recounting the story to his grandson as well as his other adventures. Indy puts him to bed, while his grandson is holding his Fedora hat, dreaming of Indy’s adventures and hinting that one day he will have his own stories and own adventures to tell of. THE END.
It’s very likely that the Richat structure in Mauritania (Eye of Sahara) is the remnants of Atlantis. I’m actually 💯 convinced of it.
No actor in history has worked so hard to destroy his own body of work as Harrison Ford. He was an eyes-wide-open accomplice to Kennedy's destruction of Lucasfilm. His lack of respect for the man who gave him his start in American Graffiti and made him a superstar, tells me all I care to know about him. Good riddance.
Spoiler below
At least Jones didn’t die at the end of this one, unlike Han Solo
"Hollywood, has lost the benefit of the doubt." This sentence tells exactly my sentiments about almost everything that has come out of Hollywood in the last 5 years. Long gone is the well deserved hype of Endgame, now, all I have is the awful aftertaste of Thor Love and Thunder. The hope from Rogue 1 vanished in the like mist at dawn in Rise of Skywanker. And my hope for Sir Patrick Stewart to NOT participate in an awful project... well, I give you Picard Seasons 1, 2 and (for me) 3.
Hollywood still produces good films, but franchises are almost always going to end up producing crap. Instead of creating new characters and scenarios, they take the lazy way and try to wring some more money out of an existing product. And Hollywood has been stuck in this terrible phase of making superhero movies and movies based on comics for far too long.
@@andysmith1996 There is also franchise fatigue, in which people just had enough of a franchise
They must have failed to appreciate the joy of last(??) cruscade, respecting elders as per the utterly beautiful scene with Connery on the beach.....from crazy old dude.....to magic eyes......a moment that will live forever.
P.S I do normally know how to spell Crusade .....Rum says no
I still liked Crystal Skull despite the flaws, but yeah they should’ve stopped there
I wish at some point Indy had just unceremoniously shot Bridge's character like that sword guy in Lost Ark. 🤣
Even the dial of soap can't wash out the evil in that woman's murderous heart
You are right about the benefit of the doubt. Now I wait for more information and reviews before I put my hand in my pocket. Thank you for this.
I don’t understand why Harrison Ford keeps allowing Hollywood to ruin his two legacy characters.
He's over 80, and lives in a Hollywood bubble
Hollywood requires you to sign contracts, somewhat in the manner of the Devil.
He's really just one of those people that likes money, but doesn't need money.
LucasFilm worked hard for this failure, it is well earned and well deserved. I'm not sure if any other creative team could have run such great IP's into the ground so quickly, and expunged all traces of goodwill from their respective fan-bases. This has been a massive achievement for them, and No one can take that away from them! If nothing else KK will probably be referenced as an object lesson for other producers for years to come.
Disparu: There are certain advantages to having low standards in life. The greatest of which is that you enjoy everything.
Me: Why did The Reel Rejects come to my mind when you said that?
This review has made me want to see the movie. Who knows, it is so ridiculous it might become a classic of its type and probably represents the end of a franchise. In any case, I fancy some overpriced popcorn.
After Disney released "The Force Awakens", George Lucas stated in an interview that he regretted selling Star Wars to "white slavers". I wonder, what did he have to say about "The Dial of Destiny"? 😝
Seeing how Disney thanked the “camps” in China, can’t say he’s wrong.
Much like the Disney Sequels did for the Lucas Prequels, Disney Indiana Jones makes the Crystal Skull, while not a masterpiece, look GOOD!!
How great would it have been if Indy was happily retired, having hung up
The hat and enjoying telling stories of his adventures to his grandchildren. Then his goddaughter comes in and tells she needs his help. There was an incident that happened in his past, some mystery he wasn’t able to solve then but has a chance to now. She can’t do it on her own because he’s the foremost expert in the world about it.
It turns out to be a bigger deal than everyone thought, and Indy’s friends friends come to his aid in every country they visit. He can’t fight like he used to, but is smarter, uses his environment and his experience to win.
In the end his wife picks him up in by plane, and they ride off into the sunset.
He hands his hat toHis god daughter who he’s bonded with on the adventure who’s watched in awe as she learn from the master. He tells her I’m getting too old for this, and tells her it’s her turn now.
Plane flys off credits roll boom!
Im not seeing much gender politics in your script, how would that fly in 2023??
You just wrote a better story than anything Disney has created over the last 5 years, and probably in less than 5 minutes. Kudos to you!
Far better synopsis than Disney/Hollywood can come up with.
Your idea is so much better than what Disney came up with.
THIS movie I would watch!
'Hollywood has lost the benefit of the doubt"... Dang, I just need to start keeping a list of epic Disparu quotes.
Movies now a days are nothing but a CGI borefest. From Antman, to The Flash to Indiana Jones. I hope at least Dune turns out to be good this year.
I want this writers strike to go on forever. I’d much rather have ai write everything
An AI trained by Disney? nothing would change
I dont think anyone would notice. The scripts been trash for over 10 years +
This par for the course. I didn't expect anything else. I haven't bought anything Disney for 3 years
Harrison ford is willing destroy all the franchises he was apart of for money when he has a ton of it. Bro could have done the Liam nesson or Sean Connery thing if he still wanted to do action movies.
It was a good movie. Half of the movie he's not old and the other half he's quite capable. This is an embarrassing review for the BBC
There is a shocking contrast to Indy's feeble "old age" role in this film, versus his father's "old age" role in the third movie.
I'm in the minority but I liked Crystal Skull. I thought that was a good ending for Indy. They even teased Mutt taking over the whip and hat at the end of Crystal Skull. I'm not going to watch this one because no one is saying anything positive.
Agreed
Yeah I had problems with the goofy CGI animals and the nuke fridge scene was a bit too much but yeah that film should’ve been it
I don't get the hate for crystal skull as they got a lot of things right, good story, is funny, felt like an Indy film and entertaining enough for me to overlook minor issues, unlike this new one where they didn't get anything right in anyway.
So true. I don't go to movies until after I've seen some type of review by people (like you) I know will review it and be unbiased.
After listening to the story and listening to the scenes, I am 95% sure this was written by AI.
Edit - and so were the reviews.
I LOVED the 1st part on the WWII train w Younger Indy! The bootleg version I saw from South Korea (🤣) made it more a 720p experience. It wasn't til old Indy & the Robot Big Bird Lady from Star Wars that it got really boring. I stopped at 58 minutes & played Paper Mario instead.