Madame Web Review the movie that no-one wants to watch, but everyone did. Sony managed to make the perfect bonfire of horrible ideas, link them into Marvel and not even have Disney involved. When you have the rights to Spiderman, make a Spiderman movie. We're not doing that though. Madame Web can see the future, but for some reason didn't look at the box office results before making the film. If this movie had been on streaming, the fallout would have been even funnier. But as it is, this has become the movie that every mainstream media outlet has jumped on. It's "safe" to criticise because they wont annoy Disney but can get out all those feelings about recent MCU movies. This isn't a movie I'd recommend watching, but it may reappear as a topic when it's on streaming, simply because it has to be seen to be believed. But what do you think? Let me know your thoughts down below, and as always, thanks for watching :)
I saw it > it was terrible. Like, there is ZERO explanation of why the girls are even wearing "spider suits" the entire film. It's so painfully obvious this is two different movies hastily stitched together at the last minute. The move isn't even woke, or like an overdose on female-empowerment... it's just a bad movie.
Feel sorry for Dakota. I don't think she is a bad person as such, but she is just so... Mid. You see her, think "she looks nice" and 5 seconds later you are thinking about the Roman Empire again and vaguely remember something about a girl with long hair.
She really reminds me of Zoey Deschanel with how she looks, sounds, and acts. Both of them are kinda considered forgettable in terms of stage presence and attention grabbing.
Chihuahuas are the most dangerous animals in the world. They're literally teeth with fur and eyeballs. I'm surprised you survived, but I guess you only got bitten once before an adult sacrificed their life to protect you.
The fact that they show the three characters in spider costumes in the trailers ... and they're only in them for a minute in a little dream sequence... they never have powers or anything...that's just so incredibly, intensely shitty
Like the evil Rey during star wars ep 9 marketing, where the scene in the ad was the entire duration of her appearing in the movie. And it served absolutely no purpose for the story or the themes. It was ONLY there so they could put it in the marketing
The whole mother hates me thing is so dumb. So in Naruto, there's a character named Gaara whose mother died in childbirth(complications due to his dad put a demon inside him before he was born.) Gaara's Uncle is the only one who ever showed him love. He then attempts to assassinate Gaara, who's like 5 years old maybe, and Gaara fatally wounds him. He explains he did it because he hates him for killing his sister, and his sister also hated him. That's why she named him Gaara, a demon that loves only itself. Fast forward, Gaara is the commander in a war and is fighting his father who was brought back to life as an undead super weapon (don't worry about it) His father then tells him after seeing the glorious and beloved leader his son has become, that his mother loved him so dearly she infused it into every grain of sand. Sand automatically shields Gaara when he is attacked, even if he tries to cut himself, it has since birth and he assumed this was the sand demon's power. His father explains it's his mother's will, as she loved him. This revelation strikes Gaara's core and the added imagery in the scene really makes it work. THAT is how you write this properly, not "oh my mom died in a strange place, she must've HATED me. Oh no, she didn't, she just had a reason for being in a strange place. Yay."
Gaara's arc is legitimately great and the final payoff in Shippuden is probably the best in the show. This is something that Western writers could never understand and mind you that they are making a live-action adaptation on Netflix.
@@avoxprime9562 OH GOD NO NOT ANOTHER ONE! AND *NARUTO* OF ALL THINGS!? That'd be the WORST anime to make live action!! Side tangent, question, HOW the fuck has nobody tried to make a live action YuGiOh?
@@haku8135 I don't think Yu-Gi-Oh paces well enough to be a live-action imo. Yeah, Naruto live-action will not work. It'll have too much CGI and the only way it'll be good is if the show creator is the showrunner like One Piece but who knows...
@@avoxprime9562 Yugioh is like one of the only shows that COULD be live action. It's basically just people and a bit of CGI for the holograms. People have done it on TH-cam. Yugioh literally has multiple movies and IS still a series, so yeah there's literally nothing about it that prohibits it from being live action. Well, except the hair. No you're right it'd never work.
So... They set the movie in 2003 so they "could use the song Toxic"? They do know you can use a song in any time after it's recorded right? Like, they didn't set Thor: Ragnarok in 1970 just so they could use Immigrant Song.
They set it in 2003 so it could connect to the MCU Spider-Man. Peter Parker is born at the end of this movie. So in 2017 (Captain America: Civil War), he would be age 14.
@russellhunter363 Maybe. Probably. But the guy talking at 4:23 seems just as confused about the whole thing when he says "We have the freedom to tell a story that feels 'right now', but set in 2003 so that you can, you know, have the song Toxic". To be fair, the other guy then says "one of the reasons we set it back in time is, first of all, Dakota Johnson could be in the movie". Point being they both sound like idiots lol
Dakota Johnson looks so dead inside. Imagine starring in a horribly written movie and contractually obligated to do interviews where you have to answer questions like "What makes this character special" or "What did you bring to the character that wasn't on the script?"
True... and false. Depends on which series we're talking about as there are examples of both. (I'm just nit-picking because I generally agree but bad writers creep in everywhere.) That said. It makes the most logical sense that the spider sense should only go off for actual danger. So a normal person throwing a punch at him should just be "meh". His reactions are heightened at any rate but yeah. The whole "My spider sense is tingling" was typically for "Oh shit... something that can actually hurt me or pose a threat to others in the vicinity."
One of the (many) issues facing the superhero genre is the fact that care is not being given on who is hired to write and direct it. When we got things kicked off with the MCU we got people who actually liked comics and worked at adapting some of the best in comics to the big screen. Now we got directors who are proud of the fact that they think superhero movies aren't proper cinema using the movie as a transport for whatever message they feel like pushing that week.
Well that one girl could spend the entire interview talking about early 2000s fashion. She's a New Yorker ya know, it's all the rage there apparently. Of course it has zero to do with the film but she could fill up the allotted time.
So according to modern Hollywood writers, there is no good or evil, unless you’re a man. It’s all about the pursuit of power, unless you’re a man. And any and all things are permissible as long as it’s in the pursuit of power, unless you’re a man. At least guys like Disparu make some great content out of it 😂
"There is no good and evil, there is only power and those too weak to seek it" [Voldemort]. Apparently, he and Palpatine are the ones behind all of these "modern" Hollywood movies.
I second that seed of wisdom and truth. I cannot believe how people are giving Sweeney a free pass because of her looks and body. Let’s not forget that no one is immune to the ravages of time. Even flowers wilt. It depends on how a woman defines herself. Sweeney doesn’t inspire others to become better versions of themselves. She does not empower women to be resilient in the face of adversity. She enjoys being admired and pampered by men who allow their lower half to dictate their choices in life. There is no radiance from her heart. There is no love in her soul. She revels in being worshipped like an idol. Don’t fall for her trap. I respect women who are kind to others regardless of their status and circumstances. I admire when women rebuild their lives after heartache and loss. I celebrate women who shake up the status quo with their pioneering spirits and tenacity. Also, I admire and respect men who are confident and fearless when it comes to his goals and aspirations. Who follow their hearts even when the rest of the world threatens to ruin him for going against the grain. A real man respects a woman who uplifts others around her. A real man loves a woman for her heart and soul. Not something as temporary as her looks.
@@adriarose778 I may be wrong here, but I think the original comment was a jab at the old lady being interviewed for Jada Smith's 'documentary' about Cleopatra, where an old lady said something along the lines of "I don't care what they taught in school, Cleopatra was black" Edit: In the interview, It was a lady saying "I remember my grandmother saying to me, I don't care what they tell you in school, Cleopatra was black"
@@adriarose778 Yeah but I can't motorboat her personality. Beauty might be fleeting but so is life, so one might as well find a nice girl with big ta-tas to enjoy.
@@LELOVESHATERS I think that's because in the show, Web had a sense of mystery and a good touch of creepiness to her that didn't allow you to forget her even if she was never a big player in the show. In the movie, she's just sort of the same we've seen before when it comes to female characters and how it always feels like their moods are stuck on 'ordering at Starbucks' mode.
I never thought about it, but what is there about the early 2000’s that could be retro enough to be considered “in”? Like we all know what the 60’s looked like. We all know what the 70’s and 80’s looked like. Same for the 90’s. But what the hell does the 2000’s look like? I wouldn’t have any idea. Granted I’m not into fashion or design or anything, but I can’t think of anything. Flip phones maybe?? LOL.
@@mcsmoothie7052 90s was the end of true trends, fads, cultural changes, and shared memories among whole generations. After that it was nothing for a while till woke sparked in 05, grew a little in 08, slowly made itself obvious since 2014 and is finally starting to die at 2023. Going the natural pace and developing fun generational themes again would be nice.
how old are you?? plenty of 2000s styles...you have the neo raver style the street skate style the emo style the sagging style the ballar style LMAO so many i could go on forever LOL@@lemurtheory9350
how old are you?? plenty of 2000s styles...you have the neo raver style the street skate style the emo style the sagging style the ballar style LMAO so many i could go on forever LOL@@mcsmoothie7052
Dakota telling Jimmy Fallon "you don't need to know *anything* to see *this* movie" is the best dis of the film so far, and she did it intentionally. The way she says *this* you actually hear "piece of shit" in your head.
For me Velma was the show that really made me realize why I'm so mad about entertainment today, besides the cheap tricks of inclusion that are exclusive to just some. And what I realized is that old Scooby Doo was not that bad, I used to call it stupy doo, and we were just really spoiled by good production, products and performances. This last 10 years are like a void of creation. Is like a black hole absorbing all light and darkness out of anything. They don't give you uplifting, or aspirational feelings not even a bad, controversial or contradictory feelings. The projects just are: have with nothing to give and just eating up plataforms, ideas, and cultural pools, like a parasite. Edit:spelling in other languages it's not my forte
@@samblack5313 that's what it's even more frustrating, is not the message, it's the awful execution and need of praise when they said nothing. The "message" it's just to distract and make it seem like they are saying, doing and established something, but all they say doesn't make sense.
They could have just had Sydney Sweeney jumping on a trampoline with her shirt off for two hours and spent a lot less money while making a lot more money.
Spider-Person! Spider-Person! Can do anything a Spider-Of-Undisclosed-Gender can! Yes my friend, yes my friend! They can even choose their own friends! 🎵
Not gonna Lie: I just wanted to see the Beautiful Blonde Woman in her exposing dress. If they showed THAT in the movie and cast HER as the lead instead of 'Diverse' cast and all, it may have been good
"Cause I had never seen an action scene with a Britany Spears song" "Only a woman would think to do that" Girls, clearly you haven't seen Austin Powers.
it was basically Tru Calling, a chick flick where a wahman EMT can see the future and reverses time to save dead people, while an evil man tries to stop her.
When someone says "THE POWER IS HER MIND" i would have thought THEY MADE HER SMART! Like she would solve problems intelligently. BUT NOPE THEY MEANT FUTURE VISION! Yeah, that's much more "grounded in reality".
The only way they could get away with claiming it's a$$ on purpose for 2003 nolstalgia sh!ts & giggles would be if they'd cast Tommy Wiseau as Ezekial. Except I suspect that'd be a massive improvement.
I have spider powers too.🕸️ I looked ahead in the future, and saw that this movie sucked. 😖 So I took my money and picked up a pizza instead. 😋🍕 and a Pepsi for some odd reason. 🥤
@@blodguizer it's so perfect isn't it 😂. Their self awareness is just non-existent. How far gone does a person have to be to think that the viewers wouldnt immediately side with Meep haha.
I just gotta say, the editing in these Disparu videos is some of the best out there. I’m always dying laughing like everytime. Seems like it just gets better and better too with each new video 😂
When empowering each other is more important than the anything else. (Like character development, implications, editing, or making even a tiny bit of sense). That's Hollywood for you
I had hoped it was just a spider woman film focused on Sydney.. why she’s been uglified n made a supporting character for Dakota of all people.. wtf were they thinking?’
It would seem that Dakota Johnson can see the future, she fired her agent...she didn't watch the movie, and once her contracted interviews are over she will avoid talking about this thing...ever. It is like the film from 2016 which claims to be busting ghosts. Has any member of the cast mentioned the movie since? Has anyone mentioned the film since? Madame cobweb...?
Let's produce a gender-swapped "Charmed." In the original, three beautiful young witches use their minds and magical spells to right various wrongs. We'll change the lovely witches into big, hulking, knuckle-dragging males who, instead of cleverly charming people to straighten things out, they beat the crap out of them. So instead of being charmed by this intervention, they are comatose. I don't know. Maybe we can change the name to "Coma."
To bring up Critical Drinker's remark on Charlie's Angels from back in the day - this movie had been in development as long as World Wars I and II combined. Funnily enough, both were Sony's productions.
I feel hilariously bad for Dakota Johnson. From the recent press tour of this movie, you can just tell that she looked so absolutely done with the movie to the point that she didn't even care anymore. 😂
I don't. She made 5 million dollars for this. how many people got to work 40 hours a week at a s*** job they hate and they still pretend to give a s***. And it might take them 15-20 years to make 5 million. nah f*** that b****
its called a job LOL you really feel bad? shes doing her JOB to promote her film......oh poor Dakota she has to have conversations oh how dreadful..... you understand she got paid rather well for all these interviews right??
I literally don't have any sympathy for her. She knows she was the perfect casting for Fifty Shades she should have known better than to take this role. The idea of her as a superhero is literally laughable.
You understand that money isn't everything right? Have you never had a well paying but soul destroying job? It's okay to feel sorry for a person if they seem unhappy with their work regardless how much they are paid. I don't particularly feel for her myself, especially of she's really is happy to be in a sequel, but clearly some people do, they may even have been there, and talking down to them for being sympathetic is uncalled for.
Thursday numbers are in. "Madame Web" is at #2 a the box office, with only a little over $2 million. "Bob Marley" is doing ok, with $3.8 million... but the movie cost $70 million to make somehow, so it has a long way to go! How do simply biopics cost $70 million? Is Hollywood just embezzling like mad now that AI will soon replace them all?
I'd guess that they made the Bob Marley movie at certain original locations ... and TRAVEL COSTS are typically avoided and the reason for making movies in a big industrial hall with fake sets. If you travel and take your lighting and camera and wardrobe departments with you it will be expensive.
What about Amazonian spider people having access to the US adoption agencies to "surrender" a girl they found in Peru... Wouldn't she end up in the Peruvian foster care?
If the movie was just Sidney Sweeney pretending to be a spider, while naked, shot in 3D IMAX, and they called in "madame web", I think it would do well at the box office.
@@AliceBowiehonestly, half naked would be enough, lol. And at least the actresses themselves know how to market if you look at how they dress for interviews and the runway and such. Hollywood needs to learn from them and stop intentional making women look uglier in games/movies.
Look, an apple and an orange can BOTH be "good" ... for different reasons. The same applies to "bad" and She-Hulk, Madame Web, Batwoman, Robyn Hood, Willow, ...
*male power fantasy* - doing things men can actually do in extreme circumstances. Fighting in battles, making a last stand, self sacrifice, rescuing the women of their dreams etc. *Female power fantasy* - Be the best person in the room, be men and do things men do. Men make entertainment for everyone. Women make entertainment for women, and then wonder what the problem is or why they struggle with the male audience...after telling men "it's not for them". I'm confident that I can't think of s single time when a cast or director made a movie for men and constantly stated how it's great for "male empowerment" while telling women "this movie isn't for you". That is strictly a female manifested phenomenon. (Edit) I feel I should specify this is for "modern" women, women in early 2000's and before didn't have this problem and absolutely did make content for everyone.
Problem is "modern women" don't exist vast majority are just regular people. Modern women are probably only 1% of the population so they are focusing on a demo that essentially doesn't exist.
You forgot to add how they are strggling with female audience too. It's good to be factual. These movies are for nobody and women are not outrunning each other to get to the movies whenever one comes out.
So for big releases like this where you have 4k theaters showing it and it has such low viewership, that's clearly more informative than the audience score. At that point the only ones who went to see it are the ones who "liked" it before it even came out. Next it should be appreciated that theaters are employed a strategy of "reserving" seating on day one releases. So you'll be told for day one that a theater is sold out, but if you buy seating for another show, and check the the room you're very likely to see that "sold out" seats are empty or have little cards on them saying "reserved" on them where people should be. My guess is that someone entity is calling in and buying all those seats for day 1 of certain movies. as some kind of marketing ploy. Because in a normal world you are 45 minutes into a movie and no one has shown up to take a reserved seat.
This is scripted. These women can't actually believe that women empowerment and all this stuff just because they're in a movie. It makes them feel powerful again. Adult pretenders yes I get that. But still I think they are contacted before these events and told what to talk about and what to say to these interviewers. This is ridiculous. These women are too smart to believe that they're feeling empowered from a movie. I want to give these women credit in one respect. I honestly don't believe they think that in their mind because they play a character they feel empowered. I think that's all a bunch of far-left liberal nonsense that they're paid to say before they go to these events. That's the only thing that seems to make sense LOL
Oh, scripted for sure- stay positive, keep on the message, collect your check. Now, pulling a Zegler and revealing yourself to be a conceited fool- THAT is spontaneous.
15:30 This interviewers comment that Dakota Johnson is giving off Millenia Mother vibes is truly damning to her. Because it says to her face, that she is already too old, to fit into their young actress click. Hollywood is a heartless vipers nest where your appearance, especially as a young woman, means everything. That must have been a crushing moment for Dakota. To be called Mom, in comparison to the other girls. You can see in Dakota's entire reactions to this one interviewer, that she is really uncomfortable with her. Like Dakota can sense the undertone of complete disrespect, the interviewer is putting off. It's a hell of a business to be in.
“She begins to honour her mind” is a pretty way of saying “she began to realise she’s the smartest person ever and her ego expanded faster than the universe”
Hey Disparu, just wanna check in and see how your mind and emotional state are going? You spend so much time wading through this horrific garbage for us...just hope you're able to refresh yourself and clean your brain of all the muck you take in. Love your work, mate 💪
There was a man who actually ate his foot... it was removed and he froze it. I dont know how long after he invited his friends over and they cooked it and ate it... **shiver**
Just gonna casually reference Uwe Boll thinking that nobody would notice? My question is "how many times was this wreck rewritten?" considering that even the staff themselves had no idea what it was about.
I almost want to go see this movie, if only to find out if it really is that bad😂 Wait-- Ben Parker? As in Uncle Ben?? Pls tell me they didn't give him the Luke Skywalker treatment....
More material for South Park. They should let people tip for watching that beauty of a show and maybe make 1 or 2 episodes a month. They have tons of material.
I recently finished "Three Body" made by the Chinese on peacock. It was refreshing to watch something entertaining. They even had female characters written well. Nothing edgy really just a fun and interesting story. The Asians are killing it with there stories and movies.
I saw the Chinese version on Amazon Prime and it did a great job adapting the topics on the book for the screen. (yes there is a scene with a large boat and razor wire!!)
@jasonmills2006 I think we watched the same one. I had to read subtitles the whole time. Actually, I didn't mind. it made me pay attention and got me into it more
Dakota Johnson interview... Please, more. I love her. Her responses are amazing. I could talk to her for literally hours. As long as I can laugh, and I'll spend 70% of that time laughing.
Dakota knows this movie is awful. Her heart wasn’t in it at any point, as indicated by her avoidance and disinterest in marvel products even through the press tour. No genuine enthusiasm for the film outside the hope people buy tickets. She fired her agent right after.
5:13 "Gets All Your Spidey Senses Tingling" is technically correct, if you keep in mind what the Spider-Sense is. The Spider-Sense activates when there's danger nearby. Why wouldn't it tingle on exposure to an infohazard?
For the spiderdude chasing these girls because of a premonition. In the words of Rick Sanchez “anything I do to stop a premonition from coming true will only make the event more plausible.” My face when He probably could have just stayed fucked off and would have been fine. 😐
once upon a time, the industry had trolls that would negatively criticize a movie, and the industry would blame the negative criticism on the trolls… 90% or better of the people who’ve seen this movie opine that it’s absolutely terrible and no way can they be categorized as trolls and Sony has no one to blame but itself for putting out a horrible product
Well, i feel a bit sorry for Miss Johnsen. Can't say a lot about her acting skills, cause i don't have seen 50 Shades and/or this particular movie. But all i take away is, that she has a very beautiful voice. I wouldn't mind, if she start's a career in reading Audio-books or Voicing a character in the next "Spiderperson" Playstation game.
I just want to point out, Disparu's luscious locks are now longer than Kit's hair in Willow. Looking good my brother😎👍 Seriously though great review as always. This one doesn't hurt as much as Halo for me so it's fun to laugh at it with everyone 😂
I mean; he's still pretty villainous. As that article said; instead of using his resources for good he went full evil and tried to destroy them. It's the same thing Skynet tried to do and ultimately ended up creating their own destroyer in John Connor. But then blowing up innocents to try and stop the guy from killing you isn't self-defense from that either.
It's weird how much grief Shaquille O"Neill got for the movie "Steel", which I thought was fine for its low budget, as it had a throughline and followed the hero's journey, etc. I wonder what people would think if you showed them Flash, The Marvels, Madam Web and then Steel, which one is the best superhero film?
Hey, I'm a 45 year old spinster and recent that. I loved madam web in spiderman in the 90's and this is not it. But yeah, in this era of corporate fan flicks that add nothing to anything it's just sad.
Madame Web Review the movie that no-one wants to watch, but everyone did. Sony managed to make the perfect bonfire of horrible ideas, link them into Marvel and not even have Disney involved. When you have the rights to Spiderman, make a Spiderman movie. We're not doing that though. Madame Web can see the future, but for some reason didn't look at the box office results before making the film. If this movie had been on streaming, the fallout would have been even funnier. But as it is, this has become the movie that every mainstream media outlet has jumped on. It's "safe" to criticise because they wont annoy Disney but can get out all those feelings about recent MCU movies. This isn't a movie I'd recommend watching, but it may reappear as a topic when it's on streaming, simply because it has to be seen to be believed. But what do you think? Let me know your thoughts down below, and as always, thanks for watching :)
So you're saying we can't make fun of Rodger Corman's 1994 Fantastic Four anymore compared to this movie ?? 😂😂😂
Boob? Was she talking about the ones who made the movie or the only thing worth seeing in the movie😂
Bonfire of the spider Barbies
I loved that massive afro on the black lady when she's shown in her costume. Made me think I was watching Pam Grier and it was 1979 again. 😆
I saw it > it was terrible. Like, there is ZERO explanation of why the girls are even wearing "spider suits" the entire film. It's so painfully obvious this is two different movies hastily stitched together at the last minute. The move isn't even woke, or like an overdose on female-empowerment... it's just a bad movie.
'They're teenagers now, but in a few years they won't be.'
Hasn't that logic gotten enough Hollywood producers in trouble?
Hollywood producers don't wait, where have you been the last...century?
No, because they have the entire fascist government-corporate alliance to defend them.
@@davidpa9266cryostasis
oof. that burn will take a couple years to heal.
Isn't it countered by Mathew MacConahey's "I get older, but highschool girls stay the same age" ?
At least the new Doctor who gave us one good thing "you stupid woman with your weird child". it's one of the best quotes ever
The Meep is the unintentional hero we all needed.
They were so busy empowering each other they forgot about the story, dialog, directing, plot, acting and editing.
To be fair, this film was great besides the story, dialog, directing, pliot, acting, editing, VFX, and chemistry between the leads
Now they can empower themselves down to the unemployment office!
It wasn't even that empowering. They didn't even show the girls as superheroes in their costumes fighting other than in a dream sequence.
How dare you critic them you bigot? There are Women in there so you are supposed to like it.
Lol.
Feel sorry for Dakota.
I don't think she is a bad person as such, but she is just so... Mid. You see her, think "she looks nice" and 5 seconds later you are thinking about the Roman Empire again and vaguely remember something about a girl with long hair.
She's like that race from Dr Who (the Silence?). You immediately forget about her when she's not in view.
She really reminds me of Zoey Deschanel with how she looks, sounds, and acts. Both of them are kinda considered forgettable in terms of stage presence and attention grabbing.
@@NexusKin which one would you have a beer with?
She feels like a somehow more deadpan Winona Rider.
Gary is right. This movie is literally a pg13 p*rno, where the only one who got f*cked was my wallet
- I'm stealing that.
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Wallet vampires in action?
With no KY gel 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
As a kid I was bitten by a Chihuahua.
I'm still waiting on my special Chihuahua Powers.
Grrrrr.
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I bet you say "yo quiero Taco Bell" like a BOSS, tho 😂
being an annoying b!tch is a superpower 🤣
Chihuahuas are the most dangerous animals in the world. They're literally teeth with fur and eyeballs. I'm surprised you survived, but I guess you only got bitten once before an adult sacrificed their life to protect you.
It seems like you're as neurotic and jumpy as a Chihuahua.
The fact that they show the three characters in spider costumes in the trailers ... and they're only in them for a minute in a little dream sequence... they never have powers or anything...that's just so incredibly, intensely shitty
Yeah, but Madame Webb 3 is going to absolutely rock.
That reminds me trailers for game of thrones season 8, looking good on first glance and absolutely horrible while watching episode
And Stewpid!!!
Like the evil Rey during star wars ep 9 marketing, where the scene in the ad was the entire duration of her appearing in the movie. And it served absolutely no purpose for the story or the themes. It was ONLY there so they could put it in the marketing
Movies are made bad on purpose... Quantum of Conscience
Disney: nobody burns money faster than we can. NOBODY!
Sony: hold my sake
Shame they just have to destroy everything in the process.
'They may be teenagers now but in the future they won't be' - Prince Andrew.
He wouldn't wait that long.
@@davidpa9266 yes, that was the point.
"The magical thing about high school girls is that no matter how old you get, they are always the same age." -Prince Andrew
😂😂
Hahahahaha!!!
The whole mother hates me thing is so dumb.
So in Naruto, there's a character named Gaara whose mother died in childbirth(complications due to his dad put a demon inside him before he was born.)
Gaara's Uncle is the only one who ever showed him love. He then attempts to assassinate Gaara, who's like 5 years old maybe, and Gaara fatally wounds him. He explains he did it because he hates him for killing his sister, and his sister also hated him. That's why she named him Gaara, a demon that loves only itself.
Fast forward, Gaara is the commander in a war and is fighting his father who was brought back to life as an undead super weapon (don't worry about it)
His father then tells him after seeing the glorious and beloved leader his son has become, that his mother loved him so dearly she infused it into every grain of sand. Sand automatically shields Gaara when he is attacked, even if he tries to cut himself, it has since birth and he assumed this was the sand demon's power. His father explains it's his mother's will, as she loved him. This revelation strikes Gaara's core and the added imagery in the scene really makes it work.
THAT is how you write this properly, not "oh my mom died in a strange place, she must've HATED me. Oh no, she didn't, she just had a reason for being in a strange place. Yay."
Gaara's arc is legitimately great and the final payoff in Shippuden is probably the best in the show. This is something that Western writers could never understand and mind you that they are making a live-action adaptation on Netflix.
@@avoxprime9562 OH GOD NO NOT ANOTHER ONE!
AND *NARUTO* OF ALL THINGS!?
That'd be the WORST anime to make live action!!
Side tangent, question, HOW the fuck has nobody tried to make a live action YuGiOh?
@@haku8135 I don't think Yu-Gi-Oh paces well enough to be a live-action imo. Yeah, Naruto live-action will not work. It'll have too much CGI and the only way it'll be good is if the show creator is the showrunner like One Piece but who knows...
@@avoxprime9562 Yugioh is like one of the only shows that COULD be live action. It's basically just people and a bit of CGI for the holograms. People have done it on TH-cam. Yugioh literally has multiple movies and IS still a series, so yeah there's literally nothing about it that prohibits it from being live action.
Well, except the hair.
No you're right it'd never work.
Dude, if you wanna see a mother's sacrifice for her son (in anime)...check out Yushio to Tora...the newer one...trust me.
Man, if critics would have balls to criticize disney movies way they did Madame Web, maybe things would be different now
I think part of issue is Disney owns like a third of all the media .. it’s more propaganda than entertainment
So... They set the movie in 2003 so they "could use the song Toxic"? They do know you can use a song in any time after it's recorded right? Like, they didn't set Thor: Ragnarok in 1970 just so they could use Immigrant Song.
They set it in 2003 so it could connect to the MCU Spider-Man. Peter Parker is born at the end of this movie. So in 2017 (Captain America: Civil War), he would be age 14.
@russellhunter363 Maybe. Probably. But the guy talking at 4:23 seems just as confused about the whole thing when he says "We have the freedom to tell a story that feels 'right now', but set in 2003 so that you can, you know, have the song Toxic". To be fair, the other guy then says "one of the reasons we set it back in time is, first of all, Dakota Johnson could be in the movie". Point being they both sound like idiots lol
Also it was released in LATE 2003... Were they dressed for the weather?
@@Mary1337 😂
Dakota Johnson looks so dead inside. Imagine starring in a horribly written movie and contractually obligated to do interviews where you have to answer questions like "What makes this character special" or "What did you bring to the character that wasn't on the script?"
"Uhhhh"
I’d like to be dead inside Dakota Johnson… 😮
I've seen these girls doing interviews. They come off as vapid, soulless airheads.
almost sounds like being an actor? that’s what they do?
Dakota says, "see it twice." Who is kidding who?
Dakota's smile never reaches her damn eyes.
She's in Hollywood. Can't really blame her.
that first Mary Sue headline is unintentionally true, as the spider-sense only tingles to warn Spider-Man of things he should avoid.
True... and false.
Depends on which series we're talking about as there are examples of both. (I'm just nit-picking because I generally agree but bad writers creep in everywhere.)
That said. It makes the most logical sense that the spider sense should only go off for actual danger. So a normal person throwing a punch at him should just be "meh". His reactions are heightened at any rate but yeah. The whole "My spider sense is tingling" was typically for "Oh shit... something that can actually hurt me or pose a threat to others in the vicinity."
@@Unethical.FandubsGames i'm aware of how the spider-sense works. my initial comment was a joke. -_-
One of the (many) issues facing the superhero genre is the fact that care is not being given on who is hired to write and direct it. When we got things kicked off with the MCU we got people who actually liked comics and worked at adapting some of the best in comics to the big screen. Now we got directors who are proud of the fact that they think superhero movies aren't proper cinema using the movie as a transport for whatever message they feel like pushing that week.
If Sydney had worn that web dress in the movie, they might have gotten a few more eyeballs into theaters.
I was going to make a crude web joke but I’ll save it lol
I agree.
dude every time i see her i just go "ooga booga" and start squeezing my hands at the screen.
what a waste of talent.
if she had made a porno, it would have made more money than the movie
I bet her Onlyventilators will get more viewers than this tripe.
When you see Sydney in that red carpet dress, and then look at what they dressed her in for the film - it's practically a war crime.
When I was younger I watched *Into the Blue* because Jessica Alba was on the poster and in the trailers 😎😎😎😎✔️
It would be hilarious trying to watch these people do an interview with the word "empowerment" banned.
Well that one girl could spend the entire interview talking about early 2000s fashion. She's a New Yorker ya know, it's all the rage there apparently. Of course it has zero to do with the film but she could fill up the allotted time.
It’s great to see so many empowered women. There. Done.
And just like that, Hollywood has caught up with Drinker's "Natalie Portperson" joke.
Peter Pan, Echo and Madame Web fetishise natives as magical people. Got to love that completely not racist and stereotyping writing.
Hah! Have you never seen a rain dance, gone*whoowhoowhoo* while flapping your hand on your mouth, or drank firewater, friendo?
Then you don't know...
OP might be onto something but we will never have a black Tarzan 🤣🍿
They are magic. If you boil them up into a potion it'll give you all kinds of crazy powers.
@@firstnamelastname-kr8dvespecially because in the story Tarzan is ape speak for ‘white skin’ 😂
Its not racist when they do it
Oh lord...
*Mother dies giving birth to you*
"WHY DID YOU HATE ME MOTHER?!"
I....I can't.🤣
So according to modern Hollywood writers, there is no good or evil, unless you’re a man. It’s all about the pursuit of power, unless you’re a man. And any and all things are permissible as long as it’s in the pursuit of power, unless you’re a man. At least guys like Disparu make some great content out of it 😂
More accurately, they denigrate good and elevate evil.
wandavison
"There is no good and evil, there is only power and those too weak to seek it" [Voldemort]. Apparently, he and Palpatine are the ones behind all of these "modern" Hollywood movies.
This was always the plan. We were frogs in a pot.. they've turned up the heat and people are noticing the patterns @@terenceblakely4328
Whenever they talk about women being powerful I always think of Cartman saying "THINK OF THE POWAH" with his fist clenched in front of him.
I don't care what you were taught in schools, my grandmother always said a woman's mind is more powerful than a gun.
My grandma said Napoleon was Chinese
I second that seed of wisdom and truth. I cannot believe how people are giving Sweeney a free pass because of her looks and body. Let’s not forget that no one is immune to the ravages of time. Even flowers wilt. It depends on how a woman defines herself. Sweeney doesn’t inspire others to become better versions of themselves. She does not empower women to be resilient in the face of adversity. She enjoys being admired and pampered by men who allow their lower half to dictate their choices in life. There is no radiance from her heart. There is no love in her soul. She revels in being worshipped like an idol. Don’t fall for her trap. I respect women who are kind to others regardless of their status and circumstances. I admire when women rebuild their lives after heartache and loss. I celebrate women who shake up the status quo with their pioneering spirits and tenacity. Also, I admire and respect men who are confident and fearless when it comes to his goals and aspirations. Who follow their hearts even when the rest of the world threatens to ruin him for going against the grain. A real man respects a woman who uplifts others around her. A real man loves a woman for her heart and soul. Not something as temporary as her looks.
@@adriarose778 I may be wrong here, but I think the original comment was a jab at the old lady being interviewed for Jada Smith's 'documentary' about Cleopatra, where an old lady said something along the lines of "I don't care what they taught in school, Cleopatra was black"
Edit: In the interview, It was a lady saying "I remember my grandmother saying to me, I don't care what they tell you in school, Cleopatra was black"
Not more powerful than the bullet though
@@adriarose778 Yeah but I can't motorboat her personality. Beauty might be fleeting but so is life, so one might as well find a nice girl with big ta-tas to enjoy.
It's amazing that Madame Web's appearances in the 90s cartoon holds more value than this whole movie.
I didn’t think they could ruin a character I hardly think about, I actually like the 90s madame web.
@@LELOVESHATERS I think that's because in the show, Web had a sense of mystery and a good touch of creepiness to her that didn't allow you to forget her even if she was never a big player in the show. In the movie, she's just sort of the same we've seen before when it comes to female characters and how it always feels like their moods are stuck on 'ordering at Starbucks' mode.
Oh that cliffhanger... I'm still sore about it. 😤
The vocal fry in those interviews was making my skin crawl *shudder*.
I can hear the echo coming from their empty braincases. It's like the auditory version of chinese water torture.
Girl saying "Early 2000s, Y2K so in right now" for the years AFTER 1999 when the Y2K conversation actually happened made me laugh too much.
Written by a woman ,🥹
I never thought about it, but what is there about the early 2000’s that could be retro enough to be considered “in”? Like we all know what the 60’s looked like. We all know what the 70’s and 80’s looked like. Same for the 90’s. But what the hell does the 2000’s look like? I wouldn’t have any idea. Granted I’m not into fashion or design or anything, but I can’t think of anything. Flip phones maybe?? LOL.
@@mcsmoothie7052 90s was the end of true trends, fads, cultural changes, and shared memories among whole generations.
After that it was nothing for a while till woke sparked in 05, grew a little in 08, slowly made itself obvious since 2014 and is finally starting to die at 2023.
Going the natural pace and developing fun generational themes again would be nice.
how old are you?? plenty of 2000s styles...you have the neo raver style the street skate style the emo style the sagging style the ballar style LMAO so many i could go on forever LOL@@lemurtheory9350
how old are you?? plenty of 2000s styles...you have the neo raver style the street skate style the emo style the sagging style the ballar style LMAO so many i could go on forever LOL@@mcsmoothie7052
Dakota telling Jimmy Fallon "you don't need to know *anything* to see *this* movie" is the best dis of the film so far, and she did it intentionally.
The way she says *this* you actually hear "piece of shit" in your head.
The girl faceplanting into the table is my spirit animal for the MCU as a whole and film in general anymore...
"Madame Web is a cinematic masterpiece with deep social commentary. Disparu doesnt know what he's talking about." - Director X -
I Loved 🥰 LOVE ❤LOVE this movie ❤❤❤ and SCrew You Disparu for mansplaining!!!
First rule of Madame Web, Thou shalt not talk about men.
“They’re preschoolers now, but in a few years they won’t be”
-GRo_0m_sney
For me Velma was the show that really made me realize why I'm so mad about entertainment today, besides the cheap tricks of inclusion that are exclusive to just some. And what I realized is that old Scooby Doo was not that bad, I used to call it stupy doo, and we were just really spoiled by good production, products and performances. This last 10 years are like a void of creation. Is like a black hole absorbing all light and darkness out of anything. They don't give you uplifting, or aspirational feelings not even a bad, controversial or contradictory feelings. The projects just are: have with nothing to give and just eating up plataforms, ideas, and cultural pools, like a parasite.
Edit:spelling in other languages it's not my forte
Well said.
It's not mine in my language either 😜
Best thing to do is get shows from the 80's and 90's. Their messages are soo subtle you can enjoy them
Propaganda is the word you’re looking for.
@@samblack5313 that's what it's even more frustrating, is not the message, it's the awful execution and need of praise when they said nothing. The "message" it's just to distract and make it seem like they are saying, doing and established something, but all they say doesn't make sense.
I didn't know who Sydney Sweeney was but she is looks lush in that dress, can't believe how they made her dress in the movie though!
They could have just had Sydney Sweeney jumping on a trampoline with her shirt off for two hours and spent a lot less money while making a lot more money.
Spider-Person! Spider-Person! Can do anything a Spider-Of-Undisclosed-Gender can! Yes my friend, yes my friend! They can even choose their own friends! 🎵
Here comes the Spiderpersoooooon !!
Not gonna Lie: I just wanted to see the Beautiful Blonde Woman in her exposing dress.
If they showed THAT in the movie and cast HER as the lead instead of 'Diverse' cast and all, it may have been good
"Madam Webb is a love-letter to classic comic book movies."
Classic comic book movies: "Excuse me for a moment..." (door closes; single gunshot)
"Cause I had never seen an action scene with a Britany Spears song" "Only a woman would think to do that" Girls, clearly you haven't seen Austin Powers.
Or a very specific episode of Doctor who
or dozens of fan shorts on TH-cam, Pornhub, Reddit....
HA! I That was my first thought, too 😂@@katarinabrunk8698
I love gooooooold
Or Spring Breakers
it was basically Tru Calling, a chick flick where a wahman EMT can see the future and reverses time to save dead people, while an evil man tries to stop her.
Evil hawyte* man.
The only good thing to come out of this whole cluster-f**k of a project is Sweeney wearing that dress on the red carpet.
She needs a breast reduction, a blue sugarbowl hairdo, black horn rimmed glasses, a brown sweater & grey sweat pants.
And her hair is magnificent in that clip. And I love the turn she makes, and then BAM, hits us with that amazing smile. More of this please!
And the birth scene🤤🤤🤤
She has some CANNONS. HOLY SHIIIIIIT
@@dbf1dwaresiiimpalert
When someone says "THE POWER IS HER MIND" i would have thought THEY MADE HER SMART! Like she would solve problems intelligently. BUT NOPE THEY MEANT FUTURE VISION! Yeah, that's much more "grounded in reality".
Writers- name the cat cat. It would be so quirky and unique. Its never been done.
Should have been Charlotte like Charlottes Web
Kevin's dog being named Mike Hat, pronounced as "my cat", in the Ghostbusters 2016 is more creative than this...
@@HateshWarkio It was improv tho, that "Mike Hat" was from Hemsworth himself. Don't overestimate the talent of the writers of that movie.
My cat is named Miaow
The cat's name is cat?
OMG 😆😅🤣😂 😑
The only way they could get away with claiming it's a$$ on purpose for 2003 nolstalgia sh!ts & giggles would be if they'd cast Tommy Wiseau as Ezekial.
Except I suspect that'd be a massive improvement.
I have spider powers too.🕸️
I looked ahead in the future, and saw that this movie sucked. 😖
So I took my money and picked up a pizza instead. 😋🍕 and a Pepsi for some odd reason. 🥤
Yeah Pepsi is an odd choice fr
@@darkgreen9360why?
Japan: made Godzilla-1 with less than $15M.
Sony: Madame Web....... it's Hollywood baby
You know somewhere "Don Johnson" is saying this about Dakota, "I told her to go to college".
Would she be any less insufferable???
College would have turned her into another Woke Actor. She dodged a bullet!
I can't believe they wasted such a talented cast on a train wreck like this. Such a shame.
Hahahahaaaaaa.....sarcasm is so tasty!
I read “talented” in a sarcastic voice.
Talented?
Exactly! I’m sure there was a casting couch out there somewhere they could’ve auditioned at😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sydney Sweeney has 2 amazing talents for sure
"Peter Parker was born but not named." Probably looking for a way to name him "Miles Morales"
Please NEVER stop using that clip of Dr Who with the wise Meep. It is always relevant and will only continue to grow in relevance as time goes on. 😂
What's ironic is the writers believed they were confirming how evil the meep was with that line but instead made him a hero to millions.
@@blodguizer it's so perfect isn't it 😂. Their self awareness is just non-existent. How far gone does a person have to be to think that the viewers wouldnt immediately side with Meep haha.
Yes I love that clip. I'm glad he's also started getting some mileage out of the girl in Halo faceplanting into the table.
Only thing POSITIVE with that movie:
seeing Drop Dead GORGEOUS *Sydney Sweeney* on the red carpet.
They can see the crash site of this film from the surface Pluto.
Do you know what we need? A girl boss movie!! I mean, it's been days since we've had one.
Given the state of the border, I find it super easy, barely an inconvenience to get into the US.
Maybe if the GOP didn’t trash the best border deal they ever got something would have been done about it
I just gotta say, the editing in these Disparu videos is some of the best out there. I’m always dying laughing like everytime. Seems like it just gets better and better too with each new video 😂
Dammit Disparu, with a video title like this, you’ll get most of the internet on your side 😅
When empowering each other is more important than the anything else. (Like character development, implications, editing, or making even a tiny bit of sense). That's Hollywood for you
They should have just shown Sydney Sweeney in that premiere dress for 2 hours.
Doing the twirl from the first two seconds of this video.
"When can I stop twirling? I am getting really dizzy."
"Just a few more, luv. The trampoline is still getting set up."
I had hoped it was just a spider woman film focused on Sydney.. why she’s been uglified n made a supporting character for Dakota of all people.. wtf were they thinking?’
@@Kyle-sr6jm "Guys! How's the paddling pool full of jell-o coming along?"
@@davidpa9266 And that smile she flashes after the twirl. Wow!
It would seem that Dakota Johnson can see the future, she fired her agent...she didn't watch the movie, and once her contracted interviews are over she will avoid talking about this thing...ever.
It is like the film from 2016 which claims to be busting ghosts. Has any member of the cast mentioned the movie since?
Has anyone mentioned the film since?
Madame cobweb...?
Let's produce a gender-swapped "Charmed." In the original, three beautiful young witches use their minds and magical spells to right various wrongs. We'll change the lovely witches into big, hulking, knuckle-dragging males who, instead of cleverly charming people to straighten things out, they beat the crap out of them. So instead of being charmed by this intervention, they are comatose.
I don't know. Maybe we can change the name to "Coma."
I think that's called Open Bar for heaven's sake one participant is called Mauler.
To bring up Critical Drinker's remark on Charlie's Angels from back in the day - this movie had been in development as long as World Wars I and II combined.
Funnily enough, both were Sony's productions.
I feel hilariously bad for Dakota Johnson. From the recent press tour of this movie, you can just tell that she looked so absolutely done with the movie to the point that she didn't even care anymore. 😂
I don't. She made 5 million dollars for this. how many people got to work 40 hours a week at a s*** job they hate and they still pretend to give a s***. And it might take them 15-20 years to make 5 million. nah f*** that b****
She's got her mom's looks but none of her acting talent.
its called a job LOL you really feel bad? shes doing her JOB to promote her film......oh poor Dakota she has to have conversations oh how dreadful..... you understand she got paid rather well for all these interviews right??
I literally don't have any sympathy for her. She knows she was the perfect casting for Fifty Shades she should have known better than to take this role. The idea of her as a superhero is literally laughable.
You understand that money isn't everything right? Have you never had a well paying but soul destroying job? It's okay to feel sorry for a person if they seem unhappy with their work regardless how much they are paid. I don't particularly feel for her myself, especially of she's really is happy to be in a sequel, but clearly some people do, they may even have been there, and talking down to them for being sympathetic is uncalled for.
7min in and I can see the way this review is going. You've saved me watching the movie in record time
Thursday numbers are in. "Madame Web" is at #2 a the box office, with only a little over $2 million.
"Bob Marley" is doing ok, with $3.8 million... but the movie cost $70 million to make somehow, so it has a long way to go! How do simply biopics cost $70 million? Is Hollywood just embezzling like mad now that AI will soon replace them all?
Hollywood and writers in general are sweating bullets now that there are people half their age using AI to do a better job.
As a matter of fact, there are so many people with their fingers in the pie that embezzlement is a good phrase.
I'd guess that they made the Bob Marley movie at certain original locations ... and TRAVEL COSTS are typically avoided and the reason for making movies in a big industrial hall with fake sets. If you travel and take your lighting and camera and wardrobe departments with you it will be expensive.
There's way more wit, insight and comedy in this comment section than in the movie! Nicely done, humans.
What about Amazonian spider people having access to the US adoption agencies to "surrender" a girl they found in Peru... Wouldn't she end up in the Peruvian foster care?
Don't think about that... just consume product
Nanji: "You ate your own leg. Why would you do that for a stranger"
Zeff: "It was either that or watch Madame Webb"
Disney: We make the shittiest movies! Sony: We'll see about that!
It's like a competitive speed run to the bottom.
to be fair, maybe they were forbidden from saying "spider-man" or "Peter Parker" due to brand confusion
Even Sydney Sweeney's giant ballistics couldn't save this train wreck.
If the movie was just Sidney Sweeney pretending to be a spider, while naked, shot in 3D IMAX, and they called in "madame web", I think it would do well at the box office.
@@AliceBowiehonestly, half naked would be enough, lol.
And at least the actresses themselves know how to market if you look at how they dress for interviews and the runway and such. Hollywood needs to learn from them and stop intentional making women look uglier in games/movies.
They sure are sweet though. 🍭🍭
They digitally edited her to have concave features instead.
She is such a smokeshow, I'd be interested but there's never been a movie more certain to be crap.
I thought SHEHULK was the worse thing in history
Madam Web proved me dead wrong
Look, an apple and an orange can BOTH be "good" ... for different reasons. The same applies to "bad" and She-Hulk, Madame Web, Batwoman, Robyn Hood, Willow, ...
Nah.... It seems Madame Web is just embarrassingly schewpid. She-hulk was offensive on purpose.
“We make products we know you will hate, but we will chastise you for hating them.”
Plot Twist: Disparu develops a new kind of foot fetish
*male power fantasy* - doing things men can actually do in extreme circumstances. Fighting in battles, making a last stand, self sacrifice, rescuing the women of their dreams etc.
*Female power fantasy* - Be the best person in the room, be men and do things men do.
Men make entertainment for everyone.
Women make entertainment for women, and then wonder what the problem is or why they struggle with the male audience...after telling men "it's not for them". I'm confident that I can't think of s single time when a cast or director made a movie for men and constantly stated how it's great for "male empowerment" while telling women "this movie isn't for you". That is strictly a female manifested phenomenon.
(Edit) I feel I should specify this is for "modern" women, women in early 2000's and before didn't have this problem and absolutely did make content for everyone.
What do you expect from people that wouldn’t be able to answer to what is a woman
Problem is "modern women" don't exist vast majority are just regular people. Modern women are probably only 1% of the population so they are focusing on a demo that essentially doesn't exist.
You forgot to add how they are strggling with female audience too.
It's good to be factual.
These movies are for nobody and women are not outrunning each other to get to the movies whenever one comes out.
It wasn't made for an audience, it was made for ESG funds.
So for big releases like this where you have 4k theaters showing it and it has such low viewership, that's clearly more informative than the audience score. At that point the only ones who went to see it are the ones who "liked" it before it even came out.
Next it should be appreciated that theaters are employed a strategy of "reserving" seating on day one releases. So you'll be told for day one that a theater is sold out, but if you buy seating for another show, and check the the room you're very likely to see that "sold out" seats are empty or have little cards on them saying "reserved" on them where people should be.
My guess is that someone entity is calling in and buying all those seats for day 1 of certain movies. as some kind of marketing ploy. Because in a normal world you are 45 minutes into a movie and no one has shown up to take a reserved seat.
This is scripted. These women can't actually believe that women empowerment and all this stuff just because they're in a movie. It makes them feel powerful again. Adult pretenders yes I get that. But still I think they are contacted before these events and told what to talk about and what to say to these interviewers. This is ridiculous. These women are too smart to believe that they're feeling empowered from a movie. I want to give these women credit in one respect. I honestly don't believe they think that in their mind because they play a character they feel empowered. I think that's all a bunch of far-left liberal nonsense that they're paid to say before they go to these events. That's the only thing that seems to make sense LOL
Oh, scripted for sure- stay positive, keep on the message, collect your check. Now, pulling a Zegler and revealing yourself to be a conceited fool- THAT is spontaneous.
15:30 This interviewers comment that Dakota Johnson is giving off Millenia Mother vibes is truly damning to her. Because it says to her face, that she is already too old, to fit into their young actress click. Hollywood is a heartless vipers nest where your appearance, especially as a young woman, means everything. That must have been a crushing moment for Dakota. To be called Mom, in comparison to the other girls. You can see in Dakota's entire reactions to this one interviewer, that she is really uncomfortable with her. Like Dakota can sense the undertone of complete disrespect, the interviewer is putting off. It's a hell of a business to be in.
can you pls replace the footage with just Sidney Sweeney spinning?
Audience reaction to Madame Web in a nutshell.
Even better, just go watch The Voyeurs, fast forward to the best scene or two, and thank me later.
“She begins to honour her mind” is a pretty way of saying “she began to realise she’s the smartest person ever and her ego expanded faster than the universe”
Hey Disparu, just wanna check in and see how your mind and emotional state are going? You spend so much time wading through this horrific garbage for us...just hope you're able to refresh yourself and clean your brain of all the muck you take in. Love your work, mate 💪
There was a man who actually ate his foot... it was removed and he froze it. I dont know how long after he invited his friends over and they cooked it and ate it... **shiver**
Their into sole food. 🦶
One of the best stories I’ve heard about this film is that a man was kicked out of a screening cause he was pleasing himself to Sweeneys scenes 😅😂
The movie we actually want to see 🧐
Who was there to see him though? Most screenings are completely empty. I say the story is fake.
When that guy finally gets internet service, he won't leave the house for a month.
Pretty unlucky for him to be in the only theater showing MW that had more than one person/group watching it. @@ahmataevo
He was merely trying to
get his money's worth.
Just gonna casually reference Uwe Boll thinking that nobody would notice?
My question is "how many times was this wreck rewritten?" considering that even the staff themselves had no idea what it was about.
Some entertainment youtuber recently interviewed Boll about all the stuff
I almost want to go see this movie, if only to find out if it really is that bad😂
Wait-- Ben Parker? As in Uncle Ben?? Pls tell me they didn't give him the Luke Skywalker treatment....
Well, they couldn’t do it with Peter, so they settled for Ben instead. Seems quite logical here.
More material for South Park. They should let people tip for watching that beauty of a show and maybe make 1 or 2 episodes a month. They have tons of material.
I recently finished "Three Body" made by the Chinese on peacock. It was refreshing to watch something entertaining. They even had female characters written well. Nothing edgy really just a fun and interesting story. The Asians are killing it with there stories and movies.
Oh yeah I forgot that show existed. Did they end up doing the bit with the canal and the boat and the razor wire?
Is it based on the Cixin Liu books?
I saw the Chinese version on Amazon Prime and it did a great job adapting the topics on the book for the screen. (yes there is a scene with a large boat and razor wire!!)
@@AliceBowie yea
@jasonmills2006 I think we watched the same one. I had to read subtitles the whole time. Actually, I didn't mind. it made me pay attention and got me into it more
Dakota Johnson interview... Please, more. I love her. Her responses are amazing. I could talk to her for literally hours. As long as I can laugh, and I'll spend 70% of that time laughing.
Dakota knows this movie is awful. Her heart wasn’t in it at any point, as indicated by her avoidance and disinterest in marvel products even through the press tour. No genuine enthusiasm for the film outside the hope people buy tickets.
She fired her agent right after.
She really fired her agent?
Has she ever shown any enthusiasm for her movies? She always seems to be dialing it in.
@@ericpode6095 The only enthusiasm she's shown was only during the Fifty Shades trilogy.
5:13 "Gets All Your Spidey Senses Tingling" is technically correct, if you keep in mind what the Spider-Sense is.
The Spider-Sense activates when there's danger nearby. Why wouldn't it tingle on exposure to an infohazard?
"Tell me why I should trust you"?
Eeeeerrrrrmmmmm....we've got cookies? 🍪
For the spiderdude chasing these girls because of a premonition.
In the words of Rick Sanchez “anything I do to stop a premonition from coming true will only make the event more plausible.”
My face when He probably could have just stayed fucked off and would have been fine. 😐
once upon a time, the industry had trolls that would negatively criticize a movie, and the industry would blame the negative criticism on the trolls… 90% or better of the people who’ve seen this movie opine that it’s absolutely terrible and no way can they be categorized as trolls and Sony has no one to blame but itself for putting out a horrible product
Well, i feel a bit sorry for Miss Johnsen. Can't say a lot about her acting skills, cause i don't have seen 50 Shades and/or this particular movie. But all i take away is, that she has a very beautiful voice. I wouldn't mind, if she start's a career in reading Audio-books or Voicing a character in the next "Spiderperson" Playstation game.
A writer cannot write above their intelligence.
I just want to point out, Disparu's luscious locks are now longer than Kit's hair in Willow. Looking good my brother😎👍
Seriously though great review as always. This one doesn't hurt as much as Halo for me so it's fun to laugh at it with everyone 😂
I mean; he's still pretty villainous. As that article said; instead of using his resources for good he went full evil and tried to destroy them. It's the same thing Skynet tried to do and ultimately ended up creating their own destroyer in John Connor.
But then blowing up innocents to try and stop the guy from killing you isn't self-defense from that either.
It's weird how much grief Shaquille O"Neill got for the movie "Steel", which I thought was fine for its low budget, as it had a throughline and followed the hero's journey, etc. I wonder what people would think if you showed them Flash, The Marvels, Madam Web and then Steel, which one is the best superhero film?
Madam Webb and Spinsters of Power
Or Bootleg 3 Dev Adam
Hey, I'm a 45 year old spinster and recent that. I loved madam web in spiderman in the 90's and this is not it. But yeah, in this era of corporate fan flicks that add nothing to anything it's just sad.