You're Not Ready w/ Matteo Lane | Your Mom's House Ep. 712
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Welcome back to the Mommy-Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We get an update on the basketball game between Enny and Ryan, Nadav teaches us about the dangers of haggling, we discuss deep dark secrets, and we review a nightmarish chiropractic scenario.
Then we welcome our guest, Matte Lane! He tells us about his hair plug procedure, being stuck in Mexico and growing up Italian. Christina has some questions for Matteo about anal douching, if ED is cap, and if Robert Paul Champagne is his type! We analyze Mark Davis’s (owner of the Oakland Raiders) fashion choices, introduce Matteo to Leo, and finally, show him some of Christina’s insane TikTok curations.
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00:00:00 - Intro - Enny VS Ryan Basketball Update
00:10:13 - Opening Clip + J Quotes
00:15:45 - Deep Dark Secrets
00:22:44 - Chiropractic Accidents
00:36:07 - Matteo Lane Intro + Hair Plugs
00:44:00 - Mexico Trip and Italian Background
00:49:51 - Douching
00:54:26 - ED is Cap Follow Up
01:02:09 - Matteo Meets RPC
01:11:08 - More Gay Questions
01:18:00 - Mark Davis
01:23:46 - Matteo Meets Leo
01:29:17 - TikToks
01:36:45 - Closing Song - "C*m Dump And Try It Out" by Sons Of Dad Mouth - ตลก
When Matteo does voices it’s so much funnier because it’s such a drastic difference from his speaking voice lol.
The hick voice is fucking spot on lol
His voice is so g word :)
@@thestarchild7519 I like how he even changes his face when doing it.
That's because his speaking voice is fake kinda like Burts fake laugh
@@123..0. More fake than Bert's laugh.
Matteo deserves all the success, happiness & love. He’s a gem and absolutely hilarious 🔥
Aww, nice comment.
Cool stuff slick stuff neat stuff
He is not funny
Aww honey... he's gay. Lol.
@@kozmicflush980 Where are all the bodies buried G?
@@RobertpChampagne : (
Tom telling Nadav he would pay the costs to see his face everyday and bursting out laughing is priceless
Thank you for introducing me to Matteo. 70 YO woman and he is ad-dor-ABLE . This episode made my entire afternoon 😁
Look up old episodes of "Keeping Joe" where he appears
he has two specials uploaded to youtube you can enjoy for free
You spelt adorable wrong
@@stargirl91291 Oh so I did! Thanks for noticing 💋
@@stargirl91291she’s 70 giver her a break
Matteo putting Enny in his place over ED is Cap is so funny!
Doesn't take a genius to know Enny is the resident cap
Even Matteo sees Enny is insecure bc he's not really "street"...Only compared to Booth Boys is Enny considered hip & rough,
Confidence always wins over bravado. Enny's playing cool but someone that actually doesn't give a fuck came into the studio and carpet bombed his shit. 😄
@@8thlvlMagedid Ennys ED joke offend you that much? 😂
@@8thlvlMageYou got some issues bro. 😂
The whole section with Nadav and being paralyzed. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while.
Tom's face when Matteo riffs fluent Italian.... Tom is like, what? How? All those babel bathroom sessions are out the window.
I don't think he was that surprised considering he speaks Spanish fluently
When you hang ornaments from the vegetable producer, you can wish him a “Feliz Nadavidad”
Blind Bob and RPC getting prime placement on the Cool Guy wall. We love to see it.
First thing I noticed was those aren't the normal cool guys lmfao
Really glad shit eyes got immortalized on the YMH hall of fame.
@@browe091 Just a real cool fan of aviation
RPC or Steven Segal?
Ol Shiteyes deserves his spot
"We can throw bolognas at him" made me laugh so hard. Christine was definitely a Howard Stern show fan back in the day.
She has said in the past she started listening to him when she was like 12.
Christina opening the pod by saying she’s taking half her meds to “feel her genitals again” and then basing the rest of the episode around her thinking ED is cap - is straight up Cap 🧢 😂❤
Isn't that a Jessica Kirson joke?
god i never thought about that... thats so true... but i think shes just piling onto enny's absurdity to annoy tom
@@Hjaelteomslag maybe, but havent you thought something was hilarious so you started using it as daily vernacular and then it just becomes a routine response and you have to dig deep to remember the source of why you said it? yea me neither
@@lizarrohillario7057 yeah people do that all the time. comedians need to be careful with stuff like that though, with jokes being their livelihood and all
"ED is Cap" is one of the funniest phrases that have ever been said. Just wild.
My grandkids are 15 and 10...
I had to ask my 33 year old daughter what..."cap...bus...and rizz" means...
😂
Never heard Nadav as passionate about anything as he was about explaining how J words J each other
Word, for the first time ever I thought "this guy needs a podcast" 😂
What was HK?
@@EikottXDard k as in hard r but for js
Literally eating a big breakfast with hot cakes when Mateo ask if anyone is eating breakfast 😂😭
You got yourself a shower and a nice hot breakfast my queen above 18?
Hot cakes? What are you from 1908?
Literally?....jesus christ
Lies
@@heyguy5201😂😂😂
I love Matteo. He is such a kind person.
I wish him all the luck
Christine saying she'd throw bologna at paralyzed Nadav sounds like something Sweet Dee (bird) would say from Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
Starting a YMH petition: Christine owes Tim one full scrum lick PER "meow" during intro. AYE YAY YAY
I second this
Third. Love you Jeans's
yep this needs to happened so please thumbs up to the original comment
Or at least stop doing it completely which is more preferable
@@rwb_gary6355 Jesus christ ya baby 😂😂
I couldn't of had more fun watching this episode! Tim is having fun with it again acting all silly since he has gotten home.
Matteo killed it as a first time guest, vibed super well with *every*body. Hope he comes back soon
Matteo is easily the coolest and most well rounded gay personality in pop culture history. Great comedian and has no issues nonchalantly discussing any topic
My favorite thing about new people watching Leo is we always get new observations! Truly the gift that keeps on giving
I was shoving eggs and pancakes in my gullet when I heard Matteo say “I hope nobody’s eating breakfast.” I’m so immune to the brown talk I didn’t even notice haha
The YMH community are all Stockholm syndromed at this point.
You must work in healthcare. 🤣
@@GenesysRider23 no just absolutely ruined by YMH
I don't understand why that would physically gross out anyone who's eating when there isn't any actual brown stuff around.
Same. 😂 I eat breakfast every Wednesday morning while watching this.
I love how Tom subtly rewound twice so they could hear Leo talk about sweating 😂😅
i love that the backroom guys joining in more. they really make the show
They're called the Booth Boyz
I wonder who gagged after the 19:05 comment?
The new Blind Bob portrait had me cracking up in a quiet office
Which frame is it in, Christina or Tom?
Left of Tom I believe
God always takes the good ones 🙏
They got that thing up in record time lol
Ole Shit Eyes!
Man, Matteo is a helluva voice actor.
Matteo is always a great guest on any podcast, so funny.
Matteo is amazing with VOCAL CHANGES wow
Amazing guest
Matteo is fuggin hilarious. Glad to see him making the rounds. Looking forward to watching his special!
What was a single entertaining thing he said? One of the most boring guests they’ve had by far
@@moonmanwithham2 I hope you accept your latent homosexuality at some point in your life and find peace. 🙏
@@RHt09 not enough gay jokes 😢
Watched his special the other day. Solid.
Crazy to cause i started watching at 76k views. Finished at 1.3mil . Good chance for good special numbers
I didn't notice if these were in the last few episodes, but finally, an RPC cool guy painting and a new addition cool guy painting of Sh!t Eyes!
I was thinking the same!
Ol sh!t eyes lmao
Take it down n I'm not one of those clown d
Take my picture down
Tom is one sick puppy and I love it, I was in tears when you started talking about the videos he sends Nadav
Easily one of the best YMH Episode. I really hope he comes back again or even for a live show! Even the outro song was great!
As soon as nadav said ‘always bet on enny’, it became clear who the winner will be
Holy Shit Eyes Blind Bob made it up on the Cool Guy Wall of Fame in record time! 😂😂😂 I love you YMH
I've been waiting for Matteo to be on for so so long. This dude is so damn funny!
Matteo is so likeable. And Flagrant (2) was actually the first time i ever saw him.
It would be fun to se nadav drooling in the corner every time they pan to the booth🙂
it'd be good for the team!
It'd be like episode of South Park where the boys accidentally set their teacher on fire and she spends the rest of her life in a rolling enclosure that goes up to the neck. Hey Nadav how's it going? "Boop."
🤣😂
Nadav hawking talking through a straw for the one liners
I really like that!
The moment I realised I can recognize those fancy people in the background, I felt I am finally a YMH's family membre now
Bro finally!! Matteo been killing it! Glad yalll had him on! 👌🏽
Yassssss MATTEO! Already watched the special yesterday. He's absolutely splendid!
Finally! We have been waiting for this for a LONG time! Matteo is a mommy now! 🌈
Sorry but Enny getting his colon flushed is gonna be funnier than him getting hair plugs. I'm rooting for the other guy.
100
It's probably a warzone up there... That flush is going to look APOCALYPTIC
AAight, fair enough. Enny's gonna milk it regardless.
we're all about to find out that ennie not pooping has been cap all this time. mark my words.
If enny loses tom should offer to pay but it has to be done with pubes lmao
It's only been on 10 minutes and I'm dying 😭 "it's a dark backyard? What kind of story is this?" Tom you got me good lolol
Holly crap this episode started so good then got so great once Matteo took stage. The call on all the "cap" was spectacular! Love episodes like this where I am crying laughing.
The vomit drops don’t work against Tina anymore! She’s too powerful!
Tom's been working so hard for years to desensitize her to it, and I think she's finally progressed to those sounds not affecting her the way they used to. Tom would make a great exposure therapist for people's phobias and one could argue that he already is in his own way. Thank you for your service Tom, I salute you!
"I can't describe Naples" - thank you, this is exactly how I describe it to everyone ahaha
Because off this podcast I checked out Matteo’s special. Laughed so much!
53:53 That “Yes, dude” came with CONVICTION. Tom really wants his rosebud watered. 😂
Saw the special yesterday. Well done dude it was really good . Glad you’re doing good too
Matteo on the Momcast!!! Heck yes!!! Love you, Jeans!!
Yet another great episode, Matteo is hilarious, Never stop.
Finally, a promo I believe Christina actually uses- men's face cream
In a constant battle between wondering if Tom is just a functioning psychopath or just LIVES for the content and jokes and says and does stuff so seriously on camera for the laughs. LOL
Matteo is amazing in so many ways. His voices are TOP NOTCH!
Matteo needs to do more bits of Italian men arguing, that brought me back to my childhood sitting at the kitchen table listening to the old Paesan’s with my mind blown lol😂
My dad was a chiropractor for years. There is a chance that happens every time you do the neck adjustment. It is absoloutely critical the patient doesnt try to resist the adjustment because the risk of complications increases drastically
Matteo is always a great guest
MATTEO! So excited for this episode!!!
Same, he’s really good on the flagrant podcasts as well. He’s hilarious, I like em.
Anyone else hear "Chucky" laugh when Matteo laughs?
Loved YMH introducing me to Matteo - pretty funny dude.
man these family YMH moments are so great. I love the booth boys!
Love YMH shows. Just a suggestion, we see the same fun portraits behind you both every episode. How about arranging them differently once in a while so we can see your whole gallery.
I want a studio tour video!! And def want to see all the Cool Guy portraits in focus
They have been rotating them for a while now and literally have two brand new additions this episode (Blind Bob & RPC)
Matteo could be Tom's Italian language buddy 🙂
Matteo's Italian is so much worse than he tries to make people believe.
Tim playing throw up noises to get back at Christine but fails 😂😂😂
Love Matteo! Great guest! A booth boy laugh is all i need for a good day
I love Matteo! The special was super funny ❤
Don’t be stingy, Mark. This is the Pride content I’ve been waiting for. Matteo!
Remember when pride was fun and not preachy?
A strange secret explosion of hidden culture?
Those were the days.
@@tonymarselle8812 now it’s the biggest event in the world
You think it's annoying when your neighbor leaves their Christmas lights up deep into January? Well now they leave their pride flags up all year long.
1:27:00 I’ve never wanted to punch Tina till right meow lol 😂 How DARE she try to interrupt Ed!
@@slicedbread5692 Hey, they are just better human beings than you and I... and thats ok
My new fave episode 😂
“i’m neurotic ordering a coffee, I couldn’t even imagine.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That new picture of ' Ol Shit Eyes is killing me 😂
I can’t wait for Enny to get hair plugs like Matteo 👱🏾♂️👱🏾♂️👱🏾♂️
When you go bald they make you be a top
8:00 Toms forehead 👀🤔🤮😂
This was my exact thought when I saw Matteo's special.
I can't wait for Enny to get his butt blasted
Ain't happening 😂
Already watched Matteo's special but am so happy he is making the pod promotion circuit. ❤
Matteo is hilarious!! I saw a short video of him this morning, and I can't stop watching him. His special is great by the way, I laughed from beginning to end.
Tom sending Nadav planes exploding on take-off😂
Finally 👏🏻 I have been waiting for Matteo to be on YMH!
This crew is insane
The "4 year old in a 1970s photo" got me. That's friggin hilarious 😂
So glad you had him on....I've shared it to everyone..big laughs..love your show..just keeps getting better.
The Nadav gambling addict bit is too serious I can’t even tell if it’s a joke anymore
Happy Wednesday Jeans!!! Goodmorning Kings and Queens above 18!
Good morning Mommy!
Bert laughing so hard when he said, “what is this lingo, “ED is cap”.
Woohoo! Love Mateo, I’m happy for all his success ❤
Such a good episode! Thanks mommy
I love Matteo! Lad is funny as fuck! So quick witted and sharp! And seems like a lovely fella
On the right in Christine's shot and on the left in Tim's shot. 😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha
Always loved how involved the staff are in this podcast specifically! They make us all laugh just as much as you two do! Tom = best boss in the world
Gonna be an amazing Wednesday with the Mommies and Mateo! Been waiting for this one for a minute 🤟
Best day of the pod week. Time for our slop
This is such a great episode!! Family YMH values shining through
Aw love a good moment of Tom being the dad of the studio 😂 he's so sweet with Enny
I saw Matteo Lane was on and immediately got excited for todays episode
Matteo is a new face to me as of this year, but wow is he just entertaining on every podcast/set I've seen. xD
He is fantastic on Flagrant, his episodes are awesome through and through.
Andrew talks about how he grew up in a ballroom-dance studio, Matteo kinda snorts and calls him a faggot. Seriously one of the best moments in podcast history
He’s hilarious and so sharp with his standup 🙌👖
@@immasurvivordo you remember his story about his friend? "Sally I already know you won't be able to help, get your manager."
First saw him on TasteBuds with Sal and DeRosa and became a fan pretty much right away.
Tom is so me. Every time he’s showing people clips and they talk over them, he stops and rewinds so they don’t miss it. 😂
Christines first tiktok had me howling!!! The reaction was hilarious. 😂😂😂
Loooove Matteo! Happy Wednesday! 🎉
I was just watching Mateo on flagrant thinking why isn’t he a household name!!!
I am now entranced with laughter and I love Matteo!!!! I think that he would be a great addition to the YMH Family!!!!!❤❤❤
This was really really good. Mateo is hilarious
Has anyone noticed the New CoolGuy painting in the back 😎
YESSS MATTEO!! loved the new special!!!!! What a great guest for our mommies this week! There's no higher or tighter jeans out there! 👖👖👖👖👖👖❤❤❤❤❤❤
Love Matteo. great comedian and storyteller.
Christine's intro meowing lives rent free in my head.