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    There were never any planes in danger and I can prove it with science. First of all, we never turned the beam on more than 4 amps (50 watts)because we were having cooling issues and couldn't really monitor it up on the car.. (we tried 6 amps once but it was too bright.)
    So assuming the beam stayed perfectly collimated, the beam would have an area of 430 square centimeters. If the laser was running at 25% power (4 amps/50 watts) that would be about 110mw/cm2 from the telescope. However, your pupil is only half this size fully open, so a pilot could theoretically receive a 50mw/cm2 exposure. A decent amount, but you have to remember even the smallest plane is traveling 150 miles per hour which would limit total exposure time to only 3ms( time it takes to cross a 9 inch beam). That puts it at the cusp of the maximum exposure limit, which is defined as "about 10% of the dose that has a 50% chance of creating damage under worst-case conditions." Here is the chart im referencing en.wikipedia.o...
    So even under perfect conditions, this would still be 10x less than the exposure that carries a risk of damage. That's assuming perfect conditions, but in reality it was a hazy night, the laser would not be perfectly collimated, the atmosphere would distort the beam, the windows in the airplane would deflect some of the beam, unless the pilot was staring directly at the beam they would receive a smaller dose, I tried to keep the beam moving when up in the sky, and most planes are moving faster. all of this meaning the pilot would be exposed to a much lower amount of laser energy in the real world than under perfect conditions. even at full power this laser is still within the safety factor of the maximum exposure limit. Plus do you know the odds of hitting a plane with a laser when your trying not to? just pick a random star in the sky and wait for a plane to fly over it.

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  • @Hot-Dog-Racing
    @Hot-Dog-Racing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16024

    “The bread is holding out wel... oh no wait the bread is on fire”
    2020 in a nutshell

    • @rujon288
      @rujon288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Best comment award 🥇

    • @mikewizz1895
      @mikewizz1895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      "Oh no, My house is on fire"
      "Oh no, Everything is on fire"

    • @jingwei4664
      @jingwei4664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@mikewizz1895 "Oh no, *i am on fire* "

    • @serenityice2549
      @serenityice2549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yep that’s.... not.... good....

    • @pauldaugherty4789
      @pauldaugherty4789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      THIS IS HELL

  • @styropyro
    @styropyro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10955

    The gauntlet has been thrown.

    • @StyxTHEGod
      @StyxTHEGod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +769

      1000W LAZER HERE WE COME XD

    • @colincoates
      @colincoates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Yes please

    • @IScreamAtCats33
      @IScreamAtCats33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +499

      It felt wrong watching this and it not being styropyro, I can’t wait to see what ya do

    • @darrinjones9387
      @darrinjones9387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Styro, Have you wrote about this on Laser pointer forums?

    • @TheBackyardScientist
      @TheBackyardScientist  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1680

      oh FRICK

  • @conzstudioproductions601
    @conzstudioproductions601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4784

    NASA: “hey guys, why is our beam sensor on the moon broken?”
    Kevin: “Shoot the moon! Shoot the moon!”

    • @Bryanverdaas
      @Bryanverdaas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Lmao

    • @drgboyegababatola01
      @drgboyegababatola01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Kinitoan
      @Kinitoan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Why did this make me laugh for 15 minutes straight

    • @conzstudioproductions601
      @conzstudioproductions601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Kinitoan worlds greatest mysteries.

    • @5kr3aminMunk33
      @5kr3aminMunk33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Kinitoan Because you're easily entertained

  • @zhanleypura5157
    @zhanleypura5157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    "I don't have anything against the Queen"
    *2 seconds later*
    "Queen's on fire, Queen's on fire"

    • @iamkian
      @iamkian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes. And he got a British car too :-)

    • @edifyguy
      @edifyguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was not amused. :O

    • @seethrough_treeshrew
      @seethrough_treeshrew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Off with her head!

    • @Rrrakanishu
      @Rrrakanishu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Then proceeded to stomp the Queen. Lol.

    • @silva69ers
      @silva69ers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@iamkian Its an indian company, as with Jaguar

  • @TheCharlieGordon
    @TheCharlieGordon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Kevin: "There are no planes within 100 miles"
    Planes: "Thanks to you Kevin".

    • @jari2018
      @jari2018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      not very likely thou and military dont advertise where they fly

    • @Sugarsail1
      @Sugarsail1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jari2018 sure they do just go to the ADS-B webpage and you'll see transponders for civilian and military aircraft.

    • @eswnl1
      @eswnl1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I wouldn’t shine it then. What would happen if it hit one of the low earth orbiting satellites?

    • @WeAreNotAmused
      @WeAreNotAmused 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's an amusing way of correcting someone

    • @hoodio
      @hoodio 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      considering there are planes that aren't on flight trackers and they most often are government planes, that was a really risky move

  • @doodlebobascending8505
    @doodlebobascending8505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    10:36 BeanBackScientist declares war with England.
    13:27 YardBeanBackBean declares war with the Galactic Federation.

    • @bakedmomo5693
      @bakedmomo5693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      getting "vibe checked"

    • @albyboy4278
      @albyboy4278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The federation is pissed off a lot now 😤
      💥💥💥

    • @small_SHOT
      @small_SHOT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *_y a r d b e a n b a c k b e a n_*

    • @christinosim
      @christinosim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The scientistbeanback has illegally evaded the super strong laser tax

    • @thecommenter578
      @thecommenter578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The negotiations were short

  • @jasonx1ng
    @jasonx1ng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3973

    “Backyard” scientist: has military grade laser capable of putting a hole in rock with pinpoint precision

    • @noabeumer339
      @noabeumer339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Sounds about right

    • @gaminggod2277
      @gaminggod2277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      How about that backstop? One miss and that house is toast

    • @miigon9117
      @miigon9117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      and.... a cardboard cutout of the queen

    • @6literfuelaholic655
      @6literfuelaholic655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Go online and you can have one too

    • @FemboyCommie
      @FemboyCommie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@miigon9117 Is he simping for the queen.

  • @keeganmacgregor
    @keeganmacgregor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    I can see the headlines now: “Florida man vaporizes neighborhood with giant laser”

    • @SirPano85
      @SirPano85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought he is in Hawaii...

    • @keeganmacgregor
      @keeganmacgregor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      SirPano85 he’s from Florida anyway so he’s technically a Florida man wherever he is

    • @iStudLion
      @iStudLion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “...the size of a dog house”

    • @thegamingmacaw1337
      @thegamingmacaw1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same...

    • @corison2058
      @corison2058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Headlines: Florida man.

  • @mikeydoherty7739
    @mikeydoherty7739 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    This video should be titled “speedrunning to the top of homeland security’s watch list”

    • @WeAreNotAmused
      @WeAreNotAmused 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe
      If he isn't. Using it in an odious or. Any non scientific stuff for fun and fact. He looks pretty safe. I doubt he's pointing it at any planes and if he was then he deserves to be caught so if that'dve
      been the case
      There would be no amount of telling him not to. To stop him so there'd be absolutely no use in the. Telling of it

  • @dirtycommie7770
    @dirtycommie7770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    “Some alien just got vibe checked”
    -Backyard Scientist, 2020

  • @orion10x10
    @orion10x10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    "Hi can I order a high powered laser capable of shooting down planes and missiles?" You said you're a TH-camr?" *hangs up*

  • @lionljb
    @lionljb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2189

    Weapon manufacturer: "heck no, we're not giving you a self rotating laser weapon!"
    TheBackyardScientist: "fine... I'll do it myself"

    • @rustyshackleford6060
      @rustyshackleford6060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      With blackjack and hookers

    • @donstrader
      @donstrader 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@rustyshackleford6060 actually, forget the laser

    • @alfredodominguez2799
      @alfredodominguez2799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      .. why the hell do we pay taxes for over priced "defense"
      Reminds me of the man that built his city hall a staircase for 500$ then the government spent resources tearing it down and spending $5000 for one to replace it 😑😑

    • @mental3849
      @mental3849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’d rather have a Military Grade Laser Cannon that hookers TBH.

    • @Wallst511
      @Wallst511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rustyshackleford6060 I thought you died in the 3rd grade

  • @oriontikkit
    @oriontikkit ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Just casually firing an almost military grade weapon on your desk

  • @ThePlazmaBeast
    @ThePlazmaBeast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Each minute the voice in my head "I dont think you should do that" gets louder and louder

    • @OddZodd
      @OddZodd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @super duper he could become a private contractor easily.

    • @TheBackyardChemist
      @TheBackyardChemist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Florida man in a nutshell

    • @12569342
      @12569342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @super duper someone would have to prove he did something illegal. if he did not get caught in the moment he could just say it was CGI and no one would be able to prove otherwise. basically, if you do not get caught in this situation, its not illegal.

    • @TheBackyardScientist
      @TheBackyardScientist  4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@OddZodd bro ive been sayin Mr Boeing, Mr Lockheed and Mr Martin just wanted to blow up sh*t legally so they started a defence company.

    • @TheBackyardScientist
      @TheBackyardScientist  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @super duper fake news

  • @B1indB1ake13
    @B1indB1ake13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5024

    Next episode: I was arrested by homeland security.

    • @Howhungry1234
      @Howhungry1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +455

      Next on the news: Florida man vaporized 3 police officer.

    • @fireskorpion396
      @fireskorpion396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Howhungry1234 No. Just No, its Not funny

    • @iscariot1164
      @iscariot1164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Ya know, if this guy and the paintball sentry guy got together...

    • @jupiteramongthestars
      @jupiteramongthestars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      @@fireskorpion396 its pretty funny

    • @maya.leger6
      @maya.leger6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      khem llama 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheMinimumPC
    @TheMinimumPC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    Raytheon: Sorry we don't sell high powered lasers to civilians.
    Alibaba: DEATH RAY 50% OFF AND WE DO FAST SHIPPING

    • @ReySchultz121
      @ReySchultz121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What for real??!!!

    • @SomethingSeemsOff
      @SomethingSeemsOff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@ReySchultz121 - You can legally buy very powerful lasers from China, but those that are on sale are nothing compared to military-grade lasers. If you do buy a powerful laser, I urge you to be extremely careful, you will blind yourself/someone if you hit them in the eye for even one second or less. They can be lethal as well, as seen in this video.

    • @ReySchultz121
      @ReySchultz121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SomethingSeemsOff THANK YOU

    • @Crashandburn999
      @Crashandburn999 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JoVENL It seems to me that Reynard was being sarcastic, and that Something Seems Off got whooshed.

    • @Crashandburn999
      @Crashandburn999 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JoVENL I'm a having a few corona's to drink alright?

  • @StrawberryWarlord
    @StrawberryWarlord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    this is one of the most terrifying things I've seen - he's so casual around this absolutely petrifying device that could blind him or anyone else with one tiny mistake
    incredibly ballsy

    • @helloterran
      @helloterran ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@artanmari9074 40w lasers are never hand-held. They are at least the size of a brick and most likely require liquid cooling.
      You prolly are talking about 40 milliwatts.

    • @themachine5647
      @themachine5647 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@artanmari9074 Your dog can't tell you if it suffers spots or blurred areas or other permanent but not blinding damage. You do realize that most "blindness" is not total, right?

    • @manageredgewatertowers5918
      @manageredgewatertowers5918 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@artanmari9074IT looks u r not a human u r APS

    • @mikehawk-yt5rv
      @mikehawk-yt5rv ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@artanmari9074aight, you just proved it's completely safe, now try it on yourself, i assure it will be ok

    • @a64738
      @a64738 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Most of the things he do is very dangerous and risky and he is usually totally unaware or only mildly aware of the risks...

  • @roberson644
    @roberson644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +864

    Me: "This seems.... less than legal...."
    Me: "Oh wait its Florida and hes a Florida man, nvm"

    • @helloperson9445
      @helloperson9445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Your not wrong

    • @MrGoesBoom
      @MrGoesBoom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Florida, not like the rest of us ( seriously a local radio channel used to have a weekly segment titled this )

  • @aciuppa281
    @aciuppa281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Can’t wait to read the headline “Florida man creates death ray”. Hahahahaha amazing video by the way.

    • @nickv7824
      @nickv7824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Florida man tattooed on his butt while "mooning" his school principal. Tattoo looks Chinese, "chicken noodle".

    • @_Ht
      @_Ht 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "florida man creates death star"

    • @jaydendougher6197
      @jaydendougher6197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Florida man makes Kirby real

  • @trevorogilvie3238
    @trevorogilvie3238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2654

    famous last words “you probably shouldn’t vaporize random minerals with a laser”

    • @raphax3099
      @raphax3099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dammmmm 8 minutes with a heart

    • @loops8551
      @loops8551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Said Florida man

    • @SolarWebsite
      @SolarWebsite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The Perseverance Mars rover: "well, I don't know about that..."

    • @dmitriyt.5847
      @dmitriyt.5847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The rock... is cookin

    • @braindeadgenius2
      @braindeadgenius2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And then he does it AGAIN. I love it.

  • @PleakeCrions
    @PleakeCrions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    This was one of the best crafted projects he’s made. It worked so well and looked so good. Amazing!

    • @Melo_Andromeda
      @Melo_Andromeda 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Playback speed 0.25 at 8:26 and you see the trow something on the board no laser was used 😆

    • @jlc5639
      @jlc5639 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Melo_Andromeda better of pausing it and using the . keys to frame by frame it. I dont know what that is, and it seems to disappear

  • @cadetkohr5508
    @cadetkohr5508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    I just lost it when he said "Some aliens just got a vibe check." Then I saw a random giant crater form right as I was looking at the planets.

    • @ucg-gaming
      @ucg-gaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Timestamp? Or can you not be bothered?

    • @gibsonkerkvliet891
      @gibsonkerkvliet891 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ucg-gaming 13.52

    • @cadetkohr5508
      @cadetkohr5508 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ucg-gaming To lazy. I get it from Sans.

    • @cyanicanimations83
      @cyanicanimations83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Asriel Dreemurr 13:52

    • @cadetkohr5508
      @cadetkohr5508 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cyanicanimations83 Thanks

  • @nuhunla1930
    @nuhunla1930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    “I have nothing against the Queen.”
    “Off with her head!”

    • @randomdude4595
      @randomdude4595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *Curb stomps her burning head...*

    • @jonnym4670
      @jonnym4670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      meghan markle loves this channel now

    • @julianparsons3027
      @julianparsons3027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ...Awfully close to a Land Rover too, for added insult.

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally nothing against the Queen

    • @jamespotter1436
      @jamespotter1436 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *proceeds to step on the corpse of the queen*

  • @drewmur
    @drewmur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5802

    Kevin is now on all the watch lists. He called a bunch of defense contractors about laser weapons and then bought a laser from China.

    • @thejman8734
      @thejman8734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Lies

    • @owen6094
      @owen6094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Are you sure I live in China Jmam

    • @oluyemibabagook4849
      @oluyemibabagook4849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      lmfaooo true

    • @hamandbeef
      @hamandbeef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      You forgot about him also saying “for our next experiment, we are going to be shooting The Queen” in the same video

    • @salemdgs2705
      @salemdgs2705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      This man legit just said "fine I'll do it myself"

  • @morrissamuel2
    @morrissamuel2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This man just created a Directed Energy Weapon System

    • @WeAreNotAmused
      @WeAreNotAmused 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think the moon will be ok

  • @Hraesvelgr44
    @Hraesvelgr44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    I was sweating so hard when he was shooting stuff WITH HIS CAR BEHIND THE TARGET

    • @gleaming999
      @gleaming999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Next we see his insurance report. "So your car has a hole through it from a laser?"

    • @jaredmoss5064
      @jaredmoss5064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nevermind the large SUV gas tank mounted in the rear underside of that car

    • @ziggymarley6145
      @ziggymarley6145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hehe ikr but He probably put the car there on purpose, to contain the laser if it burns through that back board

    • @sgttangouniform
      @sgttangouniform 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Would be a great Farmers Insurance commercial. "We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two" military grade laser through a gas tank? Yep, covered it!

    • @0cujo0
      @0cujo0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jake from State Farm: *Khakis*

  • @JimmyDean59
    @JimmyDean59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1315

    This just in: Florida man raises value of all pennies.

    • @gavinortengren3273
      @gavinortengren3273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am very confused.

    • @USSLongIslandCVE1
      @USSLongIslandCVE1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Its because he ruined 2 pennies, with 2 less pennies in circulation the price of every US penny went up ever so slightly

    • @penguin5907
      @penguin5907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      About 00.2 percent of the price went up

    • @michaelrichard1678
      @michaelrichard1678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Americans still use pennies?

    • @thebestcicinmage4485
      @thebestcicinmage4485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@michaelrichard1678 yes

  • @trodin_6063
    @trodin_6063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    Next newspaper headline
    “Florida man makes mounted death beam for TH-cam”

    • @kuma9239
      @kuma9239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *Florida man shoots Queen Elizabeth with deadly laser*

    • @JL-oc2oh
      @JL-oc2oh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kuma9239 Gonna be alot of pissed people accross the pond.

    • @bucketslash11
      @bucketslash11 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      florida man makes a 6.2 x 10^32 J/s laser

    • @ellter1918
      @ellter1918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Florida man makes Death Star in backyard.

    • @jonjonajonathan6294
      @jonjonajonathan6294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kuma9239 *(she still lives with minor injuries)*

  • @MrSaturnMusic
    @MrSaturnMusic ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Shooting stuff with the laser with your CAR RIGHT BEHIND IT??? MADNESS 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jdock32778
      @jdock32778 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The car is there to show jurors how safe it is. Who would do that if it isn't 100% safe?

  • @taofledermaus
    @taofledermaus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2080

    You always know something diabolical is being brewed up when there's been a long time between Kevin's uploads.
    (or Kevin is recovering from skin grafts from a nasty molten metal burn)

    • @greenmonsterisb
      @greenmonsterisb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      figure out how to make laser shot gun rounds...or put a high power laser on a gun

    • @Groovewonder2
      @Groovewonder2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Somehow figure out how to shoot like 4 of these into projector optics to make a superlaser. Build it into a backpack. Boom. Laser gun.

    • @brettbaratheon9776
      @brettbaratheon9776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Next Episode- OG here on the range with Backyard Scientists semi auto truck mounted laser gun.

    • @johnmorgan1629
      @johnmorgan1629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kevin: Today we're shooting something crazy, this is going to be the best thing on YT.
      Jeff: Hold my beer, OG, Danny, break out the mass accelerator we have work to do.

    • @johnmorgan1629
      @johnmorgan1629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@brettbaratheon9776 Could you imagine turning up to CA with that thing. Probably make the authorities heads explode due to incredulity.

  • @Killbayne
    @Killbayne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Laser: can quickly dig through wood
    Backyardscientist: puts thin cardboard right behind car in line of laser

    • @Zephirus10
      @Zephirus10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah that was freaking me out!

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He put a lot of stats into intellect, but totally neglected wisdom. So, unlike actual scientists, he does things smart people do, but ignores all reason and safety >:P

    • @bikerdude923
      @bikerdude923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think the reason he had the car there was to act as a last resort to block the light from hitting the road, also I would guess that his focal point is pretty small at that close of distance so even a few feet beyond the target it wouldn't do much damage to an object, like a car, in a short duration.

    • @dauntlessfpv
      @dauntlessfpv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ik my anxiety

    • @emoryjenkins6481
      @emoryjenkins6481 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's only focused at the plywood

  • @aklednoksicnarf6441
    @aklednoksicnarf6441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1500

    “How to be put on a government watch list”

    • @kakazex1345
      @kakazex1345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol 😂😂😂

    • @jds7665
      @jds7665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      netflix can teach you

    • @Inertia888
      @Inertia888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Riskteven ??

    • @harveys-l521
      @harveys-l521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep you are on the English watch list now

    • @ku8721
      @ku8721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How to BECOME a government watch list!!!

  • @UnbannedAgain
    @UnbannedAgain ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lmao all those bugs getting flashbanged going into the beam lol

  • @dariusantoniofischerfodor419
    @dariusantoniofischerfodor419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    Me: im not eaven allowed to have a pocket knife in my country.
    Backyardscientists: if i cant buy a military grade laser il just make my own.

    • @offdeck8588
      @offdeck8588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      darius antonio fischer fodor just out of curiosity, what country doesn’t let you own a pocket knife? I’ve had one since I was 7.

    • @oscarpeters5309
      @oscarpeters5309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      UK?

    • @RealFuzzyPickLE530
      @RealFuzzyPickLE530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@offdeck8588 A lot of European countries have wild laws about knives. Just google the UK laws, people have been jailed for just a butter knife.

    • @hardlylivin6602
      @hardlylivin6602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      David England That sounds like it sucks. I don’t go anywhere with out my finnwolf.

    • @ravenwraith1017
      @ravenwraith1017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hardly livin iirc guns are banned, a smart move probably foreign to anyone unlucky enough to be born in the States. So instead, naturally knife and acid attacks are to the UK as mass shootings are to the US. Psychopaths will always find a way to kill it seems, unfortunately for us normal people.

  • @muf
    @muf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    "shoot the moon! shoot the moon!"
    *destroys the Lunar Ranging Retro Reflector*

    • @tomstratman9977
      @tomstratman9977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      NASA when they find out the reason their 50 year old experiment has stopped working

    • @romywhite290
      @romywhite290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@tomstratman9977 At least he is also in Central Florida. They won't have to drive far to smack him.

    • @TheBackyardScientist
      @TheBackyardScientist  4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@romywhite290 i think if you destroyed the lunar reflector they would give you a job not smack you haha

  • @homiedaclown4381
    @homiedaclown4381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    “I’m gonna slide the wood in”
    -Kevin 2020

    • @Sub4Animals
      @Sub4Animals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HAHAHAH LMAO HE DID THE FUNNY!!!

    • @Cookienx
      @Cookienx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And he’s doing next to his Mac

    • @geantuckfield6520
      @geantuckfield6520 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What did it burn when he did that then?

    • @fedzalicious
      @fedzalicious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In other news: local residents mysteriously spontaneously combust in their back yards. Authorities are baffled.

    • @SMOKEDIVER85
      @SMOKEDIVER85 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @creatorboii3012
    @creatorboii3012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1436

    “Florida Man sets small house fire that was located in mars”

    • @jacquesb5248
      @jacquesb5248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      on mars.....

    • @corporaldestroyer2811
      @corporaldestroyer2811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      “Martian man flies ufo to Florida mans house who, just hours prior, set his house on fire. Martian man abducts Florida man who hasn’t been seen since.”

    • @cowmoo5596
      @cowmoo5596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jacquesb5248 In, mars habitations would be underground

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cowmoo5596 thats a good idea since radiation

    • @virtualtools_3021
      @virtualtools_3021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cowmoo5596 "YoU cAn'T jUsT sHoOt a hOlE iNtO ThE sUrFaCe oF mArS
      Cody: th-cam.com/video/-u1H0gltsbw/w-d-xo.html

  • @herbertboelk7545
    @herbertboelk7545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    TBYS: There is no plane in this direction for a100 miles.
    NASA: I wonder why our satelite went blind.

    • @jetkrazee
      @jetkrazee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMAO!!!

    • @Jade-cs9no
      @Jade-cs9no 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Telescopes looking at the moon: MY EYES!!!

    • @jed-henrywitkowski6470
      @jed-henrywitkowski6470 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol!

    • @marby602
      @marby602 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      breaking eggs to make an omelet is how things work.

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everybody gansta till it hits the ISS

  • @fart4389
    @fart4389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    Military: NO YOU CANT JUST PUT A MOUNTED WEAPON ON YOUR VEHICLE
    TheBackyardScientist: haha lazer go BrRrRrR

    • @swayzay6361
      @swayzay6361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dis ain't the a10

    • @EdmondGT-rw5bi
      @EdmondGT-rw5bi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Laser go brrrrrrr ...... Fk MY EYES

    • @galahad3195
      @galahad3195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "You can't just burn a hole in the surface of Mars."

    • @duckmaneuvers
      @duckmaneuvers 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Technicals are a thing though lol

    • @funnyplaylistperson3026
      @funnyplaylistperson3026 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matteo Leonardi cry

  • @NINJAKCDX
    @NINJAKCDX ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how he started this by getting rejected by 2 defence contractors and hes just sitting here with what is probably the most stupidly powerful privately owned lazer in the world

  • @wfcbatman4021
    @wfcbatman4021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    “What planet do you think that is?” “Uranus” *Immediately shoots it with a laser*

    • @Beakerzor
      @Beakerzor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @HO LAM YIU with Pluto right between and a little lower, but not visible

    • @wfcbatman4021
      @wfcbatman4021 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HO LAM YIU just make sure that Uranus doesn’t have any cling-ons

  • @bluelivesmatter8502
    @bluelivesmatter8502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    Styropyro: Finally a worthy opponent, Our battle will be legendary.

    • @TheOctaine
      @TheOctaine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      All your gonna do is give each other brain tumors

    • @361MichaelS20
      @361MichaelS20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes Legendary! To Victory!!

    • @chadgrimes5119
      @chadgrimes5119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Styropyro is way ahead!

    • @eman3164
      @eman3164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Nah styropro would win easy

    • @petertheoneandonly9752
      @petertheoneandonly9752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Styropyro deficates on this opponent.

  • @panes4572
    @panes4572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    “Florida man builds his own turret mounted laser and burns the coronavirus.”

    • @averagejoe6031
      @averagejoe6031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That probably already exists

    • @trinitymodz7663
      @trinitymodz7663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Santy1330 he lives in Hawaii nerd

    • @panes4572
      @panes4572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SnapCrackleJeff He’s from Florida nerd

    • @lolstuffenjoy9880
      @lolstuffenjoy9880 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theyre both in america so hes american and that's only what matters you clowns

    • @OGPatriot03
      @OGPatriot03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@trinitymodz7663 He lives in Florida and that's where this was filmed.
      WTF makes you think this was in Hawaii lmfao?

  • @kornelius9811
    @kornelius9811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The Backyard Scientist, the man that closes his eyes while placing his hand less than 10cm away from a laser capable of melting through rocks

  • @mithrildragon9895
    @mithrildragon9895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2061

    Kevin: "There are no planes within 100 miles"
    Also Kevin: *Hits The ISS"

    • @ry3340
      @ry3340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Hahaha that will be a multi-bilion dollar law suit

    • @shaxplosion
      @shaxplosion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Actually it's average altitude is 248 miles.

    • @mithrildragon9895
      @mithrildragon9895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@shaxplosion woosh

    • @shaxplosion
      @shaxplosion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@mithrildragon9895 Jesus, I know it's a joke. I just wanted to drop a fun fact...

    • @proxyhx2075
      @proxyhx2075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@shaxplosion Then state that it's a fun fact lol?

  • @EricSwayne
    @EricSwayne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    "We've checked the flight radar and there's nothing that direction." **Moves laser all over the place**

    • @justinwood2
      @justinwood2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I wonder if anyone has found any blind flying animals around there recently...

    • @dmg4415
      @dmg4415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Aliens just got a hot welcome, in the commandcenter on the aliens planet, "The war is on" they shot down a whole wing.

    • @dmg4415
      @dmg4415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      And all the US stealth aircraft that may be out there? Until now it has been his and his consenting friends, but now he takes this powerful weapon into the public? Sorry to say it, but that was not a good thing to do. And now the legislators are in full swing to licensing lasers above 0.5 mw......

    • @BlueScapegoat
      @BlueScapegoat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@dmg4415 I posted another comment saying just this thing. I'm a controller. There are definitely more aircraft flying around than the public can see on any app, and it's definitely jail time if you're busted with a handheld laser.

    • @troyBORG
      @troyBORG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wonder how many bugs they destroyed with that.

  • @springy06
    @springy06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    I hate it when i accidentally vaporize my retinas and i don’t even realize until later on.

    • @JLG7869
      @JLG7869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same, it sucks

    • @Thomahawk1234
      @Thomahawk1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh cmoe on gsuuys. A lttiile eeydamgae neerv hrut anbyoboyd.

    • @lordsuvrowwwyall7425
      @lordsuvrowwwyall7425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know right! I had to borrow another's eye to see now.

    • @sanjeevan9831
      @sanjeevan9831 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's rough buddy

  • @vitia2285
    @vitia2285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:05 bruh the way he said "my baby, my laser"😂😂😂

  • @jmz5680
    @jmz5680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    "Off with her head." The most french and american thing i have ever heard.

    • @MediumChain
      @MediumChain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      America never did beheadings?

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uhm, sounds pretty british to me, but hey, whatevs..
      You know, Shakespeare..?

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MediumChain America is such a young nation that the nation was founded with guns, BY guns, so the primary means of execution in the U.S. have been hanging, electrocution, the gas chamber, firing squad, and lethal injection.
      The USA is a pretty young nation relatively speaking, and by the time there was any actual LAW in the states, beheadings were kind of passè lol.
      They had the hangings, then guns happened and voilà..
      Electrocution :p

    • @jmz5680
      @jmz5680 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MediumChain The american revolution.

    • @MediumChain
      @MediumChain 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@afrog2666 okay so...proving me right? 😅

  • @just_bored3467
    @just_bored3467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    I saw this and immediately thought “styropyro?”

    • @walkstheman98
      @walkstheman98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Imagine if he put his most powerful laser into this type of setup. The man could do anything he wanted to at that point. Who would stop him

    • @Sp00kq
      @Sp00kq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same

    • @Sp00kq
      @Sp00kq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@walkstheman98 cop pursuit? No problem, just melt straight into the engine and destroy it. Helis? Kill the pilot. Idk about military tho. Hell what would you do? You have someone driving and then styropyro is in the seat next to you controlling the death ray on the roof. I really don't know how you would safely stop it. And especially if they put like strong, thick tires to not be affected by stop sticks. The

    • @thestonedshaman
      @thestonedshaman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      S ame

    • @MV-gc6du
      @MV-gc6du 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, I thought it was a styropyro video as I was putting it in my „to watch“ playlist haha

  • @arthurfrost9004
    @arthurfrost9004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    Kevin was so comfortable testing that near his pc monitor, amazing

    • @rogueonewon8311
      @rogueonewon8311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@fluffy6818 fr

    • @TantalumPolytope
      @TantalumPolytope 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@fluffy6818 same bro

    • @y.a100
      @y.a100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@fluffy6818 my father used to sing it to me when i was young, god rest his soul.
      actually made me tear up, thank you so much for bringing this many memories to me.

    • @renanzinZS
      @renanzinZS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also near his car

    • @dupre7416
      @dupre7416 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's a $3,000+ iMac. I thought maybe he was going to shoot it because it's kind of old now. Then I checked the video date and thought again.

  • @RaplimNaim
    @RaplimNaim 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Who needs fireworks when you have a 200 Watt car mounted laser? 🔥"

  • @bonk4199
    @bonk4199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Imagine casually driving down the road and seeing this drive past.

    • @acywei
      @acywei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You mean a truck that looks like it has a gigantic generic security camera on top? :P

    • @Can80
      @Can80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@acywei "generic"

    • @fuzzosmicroworlds5370
      @fuzzosmicroworlds5370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And then being blinded for the rest of your life

    • @frollard
      @frollard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the thing...the beam is invisible. You wouldn't see 'this' unless you saw the vehicle.

    • @carolinacoreas7716
      @carolinacoreas7716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Strokes profile picture. Nice.

  • @Zesmas
    @Zesmas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1543

    seeing a person make this in his backyard, really puts into perspective the kind of weaponry the Military could have.

    • @kahwigulum
      @kahwigulum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      so build one of these and escalate

    • @Nova-dx8hz
      @Nova-dx8hz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      *the kind of weaponry the military does have but the public doesn't know about ;)

    • @jarvysharvy8031
      @jarvysharvy8031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pretty damn sure it's a war crime

    • @commendantk
      @commendantk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      they already have something even stronger

    • @username12120
      @username12120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@jarvysharvy8031 only if you lose while using it.

  • @angelorondini5835
    @angelorondini5835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +910

    "Florida man arrested for shooting down an airplane with a giant laser"

  • @rafisofyan
    @rafisofyan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Backyardscientist: " 13:08 we're totally fine, Steven hit it"
    *tears through a few satellites passing by the laser beam*

  • @eskimo2k
    @eskimo2k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Raytheon: "No, you can't have that"
    China: "Here ya go, have fun"

    • @tres155
      @tres155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So what you are saying is that there is more freedom in china than america ? That's depressing.

    • @darrinjones9387
      @darrinjones9387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      China makes better lasers than the USA and can produce them a lot cheaper. Most of the ones used by the general public and professionals alike come out of China. This includes gas lasers commonly found in CNC cutters. There are very few artisan glass blowers here in the United States that can make the tubes.

    • @K31TH3R
      @K31TH3R 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@darrinjones9387 And no one should be surprised that Chinese manufacturing abilities are quickly surpassing the U.S. in every front, considering that nearly every U.S. technology company outsources to China, and China gives zero fucks about international intellectual property rights. I've said it before and I'll keep saying it, capitalism and communism cannot co-exist, they are mutually exclusive. Capitalistic systems will always corrupt communist systems from the top down, and communist systems will always destroy the currency of capitalist systems, and it will keep happening until one system is no longer sustainable.

    • @Aurumk1
      @Aurumk1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@K31TH3R I just combined the best of both of them and apparently it is really really advanced. Both can exist together with social programs and such. Early starts are also preferabble to capitalism as it is.

    • @TTBOn00bKiLleR
      @TTBOn00bKiLleR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@darrinjones9387 "china makes better whatever than the USA", really bro? really? I'm not even from the US but cmmon

  • @andyr4941
    @andyr4941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    "Hey Steven what planet do you think that is there?"
    "Uranus. Heh heh."
    Meanwhile, on the International Space Station......
    "Hey Oleg, who turned out the lights and why can I smell cooking eyeballs?"

    • @alecboi777
      @alecboi777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      or this: This just in, Florida man lasers the red Tesla Roadster that is currently in sun orbit, in half.

    • @matthewclark4510
      @matthewclark4510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alecboi777 you sound special

    • @kuiper921
      @kuiper921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@matthewclark4510 it’s a joke

    • @TheCaptainFatBelly
      @TheCaptainFatBelly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@matthewclark4510 ironic

  • @salemtyphonos
    @salemtyphonos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    dude the thing i wish i could see the most ironically is how he built the laser casing and focusing mechanisms but i honestly understand why he probably didn’t because i’d imagine spreading out that information could put you on a watchlist

    • @edwinbristow2690
      @edwinbristow2690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If your not on a watchlist, your not using freedom correctly.

    • @hamzasaqlainfun
      @hamzasaqlainfun ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/4SHJoBIYZJk/w-d-xo.html

    • @zombieregime
      @zombieregime ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Uhm....he (well the actual engineers in the background that allow him to play the clown on camera) strapped the out put end of the fiber to the eyepiece of a telescope, made a front plate to support one end and a support with long bolts and springs to fine tune the orientation supporting the back the telescope for aiming, and ran a toothed timing belt over the focuser knob so a stepper motor can tune the focus in situ. The smaller camera scope would have probably been more rigidly mounted to the main casing structure, squared to the front plate, with its own focuser stepper, and a web cam or RPi cam on the eyepiece. I mean, these arent new concepts, its a pan tilt mount, a camera, a laser, a pair of telescopes, 4 stepper driver boards, an arduino...apparently (not really needed unless that joystick was modified so the potentiometers were directly accessible which an arduino could read on its analog pins)... If the question is can you shine a laser through a telephone, yes it been done before, a lot. If its can you strap a telescope to an automated pointing device, again yes, that is how goto and star tracker mounts work. There isnt much here beyond that. Honestly Im a bit disappointed he needed to be wired to the thing....
      But, uh, if the question is how did you make that so I can build my own..... Im afraid the answer is in the form of this LPT: if you cant suss out how it was built..... probably not the best idea to be thinking about playing with 200w directed energy weapons.... stick to the

  • @mrbananaz1911
    @mrbananaz1911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    *"some aliens just got vibe checked"*
    Yea I like this lad

    • @charitypierce7966
      @charitypierce7966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mr Bananaz ok mate

    • @jasonfan4701
      @jasonfan4701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      well if im being honest that planet is probably very far away, so the fact the they just got vibe checked is wrong, they would have gotten vibe checked a few decades from now.

    • @Chris-wy1qf
      @Chris-wy1qf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and then if you look close the aliens shoot a shooting star

    • @alev4287
      @alev4287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Chris-wy1qf that's what i was wondering if anyone else saw, It looks like there's a couple actually, @13:47, 13:53 (super quick one) &13:54

    • @Chris-wy1qf
      @Chris-wy1qf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alev4287 yeah you're right. As soon as he "shot" the star

  • @echoplots8058
    @echoplots8058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    How did the FBI not raid this guy's home like 12 times already

    • @Actorsage
      @Actorsage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      theyve been chilling in his home so you cant see them arrive

    • @F74D3N8r0T
      @F74D3N8r0T 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He is making videos from within the FBIs virtual reality dungeons. He is arrested eversince and will never come out again.

    • @Mr.Unclean534
      @Mr.Unclean534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Plot twist: he IS the FBI

    • @flinch622
      @flinch622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That's just Florida Man activity - happens every day.

    • @flamingdog9207
      @flamingdog9207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They're like: Eh, just another day in Florida

  • @The404Studios
    @The404Studios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +846

    13:50 LMAOO “lets shoot that planet *shoots* some aliens just got a vibe check.”

    • @callmemoxxie
      @callmemoxxie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wtf you doing here 404?

    • @WillardMedia
      @WillardMedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Killed me

    • @catt8822
      @catt8822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @tilde5884
      @tilde5884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :o

    • @Jamesgates355
      @Jamesgates355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Local Florida Man vibe checks alien with 200 watt laser mounted to truck.

  • @Mcally695
    @Mcally695 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love how he says he’s not gonna tell us about it but then he does🤣🤣🤣

  • @leemilica
    @leemilica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    "Hey Steven what planet do you think that is up there?"
    "Uranus"
    *Planet gets lasered*

    • @temmie9430
      @temmie9430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @Boojump
      @Boojump 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They used a laser on Uranus

    • @potato9539
      @potato9539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uranus is geting shot

  • @nicolasanderson1757
    @nicolasanderson1757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    Why do I feel like he’s on some kind of FBI watchlist right now

    • @popatochisps6712
      @popatochisps6712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      QUEENS ON FIRE! QUEENS ON FIRE!

    • @timstephenson6923
      @timstephenson6923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Why do I feel like *I'm* on some kind of FBI watchlist right now...

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DARPA's keeping tabs on him for a future alien morse code project.

    • @andikahetris5219
      @andikahetris5219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      british's fbi too

    • @angelesconsuelos762
      @angelesconsuelos762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't worry we ALL are now🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @solarzelos1857
    @solarzelos1857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    "lets shoot that Planet" is the most human Thing i have ever heard

    • @suelogan5152
      @suelogan5152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It will bring a swift end to the rebelion

    • @badanimationstudios3358
      @badanimationstudios3358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Most **American**

    • @sethadkins546
      @sethadkins546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "Some aliens just got a vibe check"
      Man says after wiping out an entire alien race

    • @normalperson-x7o
      @normalperson-x7o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "You may fire when ready..."

    • @violenceisfun991
      @violenceisfun991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sethadkins546 "vibe check", what is it?

  • @abozarnori7930
    @abozarnori7930 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Steven definitely know what planet is up there 😂 “Uranus”

  • @liamw-89
    @liamw-89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +963

    The fact that you actually contacted these defence companies and tried to buy a military-grade laser is amazing

    • @justindunlap1235
      @justindunlap1235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I would love to be able to see the faces of the people on the other end of the call.

    • @louisianagator95
      @louisianagator95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@justindunlap1235 they probably get those calls from time to time from militias or other paramilitary type groups/individuals, probably even a terrorist or two.

    • @Misha-dr9rh
      @Misha-dr9rh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@louisianagator95 If he said he was from a terrorist they would have sent him one for free as well as a fat check from the CIA.

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he's probably on all of the lists.

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@NeoTechni nah, second amendment and all and that laser is decidedly a weapon of fire. ;)

  • @BobbyDukeArts
    @BobbyDukeArts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    Uranus

  • @henrikstrand381
    @henrikstrand381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2373

    Perfect for when a driver doesn't turn off their highbeam while driving past

  • @dalithecat
    @dalithecat ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He is the prime for the Florida man

  • @kamisama9715
    @kamisama9715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    "Shoot the moon shoot the moon!"
    Retroreflector on the moon: *Sends the beam back at same angle*

    • @beavinator420
      @beavinator420 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Earth is flat you'll see

    • @sirjacobanderson
      @sirjacobanderson 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuhhhhh

    • @PasajeroDelToro
      @PasajeroDelToro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beam from the moon: *Only 1 part in 10^17 of the beam comes back. Damp squib....*

  • @Timboslice_NY
    @Timboslice_NY ปีที่แล้ว

    "Hey Mom! Can i have a 200Watt infrared laser for Christmas? Everyone's got one but me.."

  • @1999jassim
    @1999jassim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    My guy just put himself in a watch list for both the U.S and Britain in 11 minutes

    • @k1ortia
      @k1ortia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They can watch all they want.. no more lethal then a fool with a firearm. Which Amerikkka happily condones..

    • @lazwit5513
      @lazwit5513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@k1ortia Yay. Randomly plugged politics.

    • @palmsky1119
      @palmsky1119 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lazwit5513 I like your name

    • @lazwit5513
      @lazwit5513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@palmsky1119 Thanks mate

    • @palmsky1119
      @palmsky1119 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lazwit5513 COGGERS :)

  • @MrPhotodoc
    @MrPhotodoc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would compare this guy to a Mad Scientist but dude is having too much fun.

  • @fabienneadler2970
    @fabienneadler2970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    5 hrs later: Royal Marines: COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP.

  • @Yosei_Law
    @Yosei_Law 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    It’s all fun and games until lasers from other planets point back at you DUN DUN DUN

    • @iancu_de_hunedoara
      @iancu_de_hunedoara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      underrated

    • @crazygameryt8750
      @crazygameryt8750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its a holiday

    • @scottyj6226
      @scottyj6226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NASA scientists: Message decodes as "why you disrespecting me bro?"

    • @richardlooch2109
      @richardlooch2109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he should have mounted the laser on the bottom of the drone then put crosshairs on the drone cam. that would be really cool.

  • @Nighthawkinlight
    @Nighthawkinlight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    Holy crap I want one

    • @Elliebugy13
      @Elliebugy13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NightHawkInLight first reply xD

    • @JohnWayne99999a
      @JohnWayne99999a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too!!!!

    • @marcusfransson8970
      @marcusfransson8970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It looks so cool

    • @jdecar1
      @jdecar1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@VoidCode Better hope you win quickly, or you'll have provided the jet with the brightest targeting beacon ever.

    • @stephanierozell9066
      @stephanierozell9066 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      NightHawkInLight lol same

  • @johngalt4657
    @johngalt4657 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Now THAT would make short work of a menacing enemy drone!!! 😆🤣😂😆🤣 Great work dood!!! You ROCK!!!😃👍💛💛💛💛💛

  • @pinkfloydfan15
    @pinkfloydfan15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    I feel like someday we’ll have to sign a petition to get this our man out of prison

    • @TommyDye
      @TommyDye 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are probably correct! 😃

    • @RmarkGillmer
      @RmarkGillmer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nope, he's just gonna disappear and end up in some underground government facility, his identity and all of his videos will have been erased.

  • @TheFeli73
    @TheFeli73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    "We checked the flight radar so we're totally fine"
    Russian spy plane being blinded by 200W laser: am i a joke to you

    • @MrMattumbo
      @MrMattumbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      US military aircraft usually don't show up on those apps either. He would not have a fun time if he got that thing anywhere near a military aircraft...

    • @jakesimon593
      @jakesimon593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Or any other general aviation plane that is not required to have ADS-B. Good Lord this is unbelievable

    • @MrMattumbo
      @MrMattumbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@jakesimon593 Yup, at least the military aircraft would see it if they have NODs on, some poor bastard in GA plane won't even know it's there until their retinas are suddenly fried or their plane starts catching on fire... That'd be a scary way to die.

    • @thesparklingsalt
      @thesparklingsalt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Так вот кто мне полёт сорвал!

    • @animaladventures5751
      @animaladventures5751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The us government wold like to know your location

  • @SqueezeboxOfDelights
    @SqueezeboxOfDelights 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    That evidently wasn’t Queen Elizabeth because it died.
    Edit: Oh, I do love a good comment argument.

    • @unlokia
      @unlokia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Please do not talk about Her Majesty in this manner, she's an exceptional woman, and has done more for the world than I bet most people have. Many thanks for your understanding.

    • @mataco7073
      @mataco7073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@unlokia no

    • @kiddanonymous2783
      @kiddanonymous2783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@unlokia hate to be a bummer but are you guys aware that to us your queen is somewhat of a meme? Theres a long running joke about her being a superhuman anomaly which this comment is referencing. Im just curious to if you've ever heard of it because i would have thought you guys knew.

    • @kiddanonymous2783
      @kiddanonymous2783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is a serious question btw, i really gotta know

    • @mataco7073
      @mataco7073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kiddanonymous2783 you may never get an answer

  • @bijsh7340
    @bijsh7340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Day 1 :Queen is on fire
    Day 2:Backyard Scientist went missing
    ( kidnapped by the British)
    Nothing personal lmao 😂😅

    • @aerogfs
      @aerogfs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Sassy The Sasquatch ok Karen

    • @davidcovington901
      @davidcovington901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aerogfs gee a boomer snowflake is offended at someone, calls it a karen

    • @tuluslutrek
      @tuluslutrek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davidcovington901 whats if he was British and instead of the Queen's cardboard it was the US flag? Just saying, I'd be offended and not because of being aboomer (one of the stupidest insults ever) and snowflake... How old are you, I bet you're a snowflake

    • @DAMO87
      @DAMO87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am brittish and i am offended he should have done it 2 a card board cutout of himself

    • @davidcovington901
      @davidcovington901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tuluslutrek you're so weard!
      6 questions and some advice:
      1. The point was Politicians, not Flags. Did you not notice?
      2. You seem to think political leaders should be immune to satire? It is, in some countries. Move there. Please.
      3. Yet I was only stating a marketing truth about a TH-cam laser target, given, the number who have voted, and what numerous current polls suggest. Do you think this is inaccurate? I ask, because, you never doubted in writing what I said, although you had every chance.
      4. So, you changed it to flags, because there you think you're safe. Do you know that people are changing the very colors of the US flag to suit police, fire, rescue, and gays? You'll even see versions with black instead of red - so much for the spilled blood that represents. Are these acts defacing the flag?
      Type YES for Yes, or NO for No. We value your brave opinion.
      5. So I'll change the topic too. Whut if it wuz baby bunnies, huh? Instead of pols or symbols.
      6. Glad you learned a new word! Snowflake, Karen, boomer - all are supposed to strike fear into the recipient. Has that been your experience? Call me everything you want, I'm already impressed with your empty trendiness.
      7. Hey, stay in school, 9th grade is not as hard as you've heard. And quit dirtying the water of the Comment thread of a great TH-cam channel, troll.

  • @AIenlightement
    @AIenlightement 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "What planet do you think that is?"
    "Uranus"
    SHOOTS WITH LASER
    Turns out it's planet United Airways

    • @aidanhengehold7326
      @aidanhengehold7326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I laughed more than I should have, I'll admit.

    • @Systox25
      @Systox25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s Jupiter and on the left Saturn 13:52

    • @MatthewHensley8304
      @MatthewHensley8304 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jupiter most likely

  • @abysspect
    @abysspect 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    This channel just devolves more and more into outright supervilliany as time goes on I mean you're literally shooting lasers at the moon now.

    • @aerial11
      @aerial11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kevig: This will kill coronavirus, now I don't have the virus but I have a bottle...
      Me: Hold up, WHAT?
      Kevin: ...of corona
      Me: OH THANK GOD!

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How long until the Hacksmith comes for him?

    • @WWFrank
      @WWFrank 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🎵Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated.
      or something

  • @Expertato555
    @Expertato555 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Time to roast the corona.”
    Me in 2023: “we should have done that before.”

  • @spacemanspiff4985
    @spacemanspiff4985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Me: “Mom, can we get a Gauss Turret Warthog?”
    Mom: “We have a Gauss Turret Warthog at home.”
    Gauss Turret Warthog at home: 13:18

    • @tuckerkennedy5016
      @tuckerkennedy5016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Legs don't fail me now"

    • @krinos1
      @krinos1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Paint a cybertruck green and put this on top there you have a warthog

    • @gkid64
      @gkid64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      R/beatmetoit

    • @commissargeko4029
      @commissargeko4029 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The guass hog used a railgun.

    • @SerathDarklands
      @SerathDarklands 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@commissargeko4029 Technically, the Gauss Warthog uses a coilgun. The difference is that a coilgun uses, as the name suggests, a coil of electrically-charged wire to launch a projectile at high speed, whereas a railgun uses a series of electromagnets arranged in parallel (a rail) to launch a projectile at high speed.
      The term "Gauss gun" gets its name from Carl Friedrich Gauss, a German physicist who had a lot of theories and ideas about magnetism. "Coilgun" and "Gauss gun" are interchangable terms. "Railgun" is not.

  • @captainpoo6625
    @captainpoo6625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    “There’s zero planes within 100 miles in this direction of here”
    Planes 101 miles away: 👁👄👁

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      _Fuqer didn't even check where the ISS was. {0.o}_

    • @nk6197
      @nk6197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Publicly available flight trackers will not track all aircraft. Lots of air traffic isn’t tracked on apps. The only real safe way is to clear it with the FAA. He could have ruined peoples lives just because he wanted to play around with a laser. Rant over- sorry I’m a pilot and know all too well the dangers of lasers and this has me triggered

    • @jessejb
      @jessejb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nk6197 Exactly.

    • @lochinvar00465
      @lochinvar00465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Legally he should have filed a NOTAM and possibly obtained a waiver from the FAA. Brilliant lights in the sky require a NOTAM and waiver. Would have been a sad night had he disabled something like a Mediflight which would not be listed on flight trackers.

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lochinvar00465 _You got that right, plus the Pilots would never know what's happening to them because of the almost invisible IR bouncing around in their cockpit._
      _Maybe the inside of all aircraft cockpits should be painted with light absorbing coatings plus have IR sensors and IR filtering windows. I don't how much it would affect the window's polarization that the pilot's definitely need to kill the glare they experience from everyday flights._

  • @everettdaniel1947
    @everettdaniel1947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    “Washington fought for my right to own a laser death ray”

    • @temmie9430
      @temmie9430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      God bless america

    • @justindunlap1235
      @justindunlap1235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yes technically you are correct.

    • @angrypastabrewing
      @angrypastabrewing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We may need it now or maybe not

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      there aren't many laws stoping you from owning laser death Rays
      there are a couple that stop people from selling them though

    • @alfredodominguez2799
      @alfredodominguez2799 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Need that on a shirt 🤔🧐

  • @lilguilty
    @lilguilty ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man the first 30 seconds of this video made me love you even more

  • @kevinhusser2090
    @kevinhusser2090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    "I'm going to shoot the queen with a laser." How to make it onto a watch list somewhere, step 1.

    • @BomaniChisulo
      @BomaniChisulo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yeah he called Lockhead asking about a laser that shoots down airplanes. He's on a list for sure.

    • @colsoncustoms8994
      @colsoncustoms8994 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No doubt 😂😂😂

    • @Knackebrodz
      @Knackebrodz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude if he had done that in the UK the police would be knocking on the door.

  • @AmusementLabs
    @AmusementLabs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "nothing personal"
    *Proceeds to curb stomp the Queen*

    • @AdamSWL
      @AdamSWL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Curb stomps an effigy of her flaming headless corpse to add insult to injury!

  • @scoobydoo4595
    @scoobydoo4595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    "Queen's on fire, Queen's on fire!" The french every 5 minutes

    • @thj_4623
      @thj_4623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Preety sure its "we surrender, we surrender"

    • @oscarmichel8893
      @oscarmichel8893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like : king on fire

    • @woolfy02
      @woolfy02 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      INSANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @ejtamayo5317
      @ejtamayo5317 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @problemsolver3254
      @problemsolver3254 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Her head fell of

  • @theguyitself
    @theguyitself 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "sorry queen, nothing personnel"
    said calmly while stepping at the queen figure

  • @ultimatebigbrainhelth3161
    @ultimatebigbrainhelth3161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    "i look so cool in these glasses"
    literally less than 2 seconds later:
    "i look like such a dweeb in these glasses"
    we know chief

  • @idontwanttopickone
    @idontwanttopickone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    10:30 - You are now on a list.
    Love,
    The British government.

    • @idik653
      @idik653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      What are they gonna do about it? I don’t think any military could defeat a Florida man with laser turret

    • @idontwanttopickone
      @idontwanttopickone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@idik653 I see your Florida man and raise you: tea bags, corgis and a population of people who voted for Brexit and us.
      Love,
      The British government.
      P.S. Ever seen a drunk sun burnt little English man, deprived of tea, riding upon a corgi towards a tea bag that is hanging from a stick that's attached to his own head? Enraged doesn't even begin to describe it.

    • @idontwanttopickone
      @idontwanttopickone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Promotional Inc. they wouldn't fair well against Mecha Terry Wogan and his fish 'n' chips cannons.
      Love,
      The British government.

    • @FOXFIRE_RACING
      @FOXFIRE_RACING 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I clicked on your thing and i got a black rifle ad

    • @boogaloobender3462
      @boogaloobender3462 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry britbongs, but your royal navy can't get us from across the pond ;3

  • @thisisachannel7699
    @thisisachannel7699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +889

    Kevin is the definition of "local Florida man"
    Local Florida man builds military grade laser in his backyard and shines it at the moon

    • @__Razer
      @__Razer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      To be clear, the "military grade" laser that could shoot down planes or missiles is around 5,000 times more powerful than the 200 watt laser in the video.

    • @thisisachannel7699
      @thisisachannel7699 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@__Razer I would r/wooosh you but I don't want to seem like a redditor with no life so I will wait or someone else to do it

    • @loppanisoppan
      @loppanisoppan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@__Razer "military grade" means that something is as cheap as it gets without breaking with the first use.

    • @zizochemlali4639
      @zizochemlali4639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kevin is the Science Flordia Man
      Unlike the chaotic Florida man who does chaos in all ways the science one uses science for this but has the same amount of recklessness no sorry GENIUS!

    • @amazingdude9042
      @amazingdude9042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      this guy doesn't build anything. Believe me. He has somebody else doing all the work and he just pays them and make videos from it by showing some basic details. he ain't the actual engineer doing the work.

  • @someonetern8346
    @someonetern8346 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i swear TheBackyardScientist would be the safest in an apocalypse

  • @kamikamieu
    @kamikamieu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Next episode: getting hired by US Army

    • @user-iz5wc6rc2w
      @user-iz5wc6rc2w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      After that getting arrested for violating the Geneva convention

    • @kamikamieu
      @kamikamieu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      After that getting confronted by karens fearing radiation

    • @XxRandomHeroxX9
      @XxRandomHeroxX9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Raided*

    • @kamikamieu
      @kamikamieu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@XxRandomHeroxX9 kidnapped*

    • @SilverEXVII
      @SilverEXVII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Think the Space Force might be wanting him instead.

  • @roentertainment7058
    @roentertainment7058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    10:35
    "OFF WITH HER HEAD"
    The S.A.S. Is looking for you now Kevin