As a bonus, it also just so happens to say “Gym”. That’s a two in one bonus right there! Only in The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe Ultimate Collectors Edition + Bonus Upgrade That Comes With a Button That Says The Name of the Player Playing the game [If Their Name Just So Happens To Be Jim]!
The real bucket is the friends we made along the journey. They are everywhere, in your room, in your head, in the wall. Everything is a bucket, except that statue of a cactus. That's evil.
Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley
FINALLY an instruction manual to how to use my bucket!! Been so lost with it for two years now, I love it but I've had NO CLUE what to do with it. I even accidentally transferred liquids from one place to another using it, and been storing it in the broom closet even though that clearly can't be how it's done... Can't wait to actually learn how to care for my bucket.
Dear Narrator, I still remember the plant; It has taken over my life as a whole. I quit my job, My wife left me, The kids refuse to even see me. There is nothing but the plant now. I still remember the plant, What do I do with it now ?
Kevan Brighting was a legend, it's such a shame they came for him before he could escape his role as Narrator. Now you _have_ to buy every version of the game; it's all we have left of him.
I just *accidentally* messed up the achievement for the first game when showing the game to a friend 💀. I thought it was just 1 Year. *Good luck and godspeed* (^-^)7
I gotta know if the Jim button has a randomization on it so that if you press it enough times it says “Stanley”… because that would make my entire year and also destroy me 👍
You know it's stuff like this that makes me so happy that we're keeping methods of ingesting media such as cassette tapes and records alive. Now we just gotta convince folks to start releasing movies on VHS tapes again and we're golden.
I used to imagine there was a Stanley Parable Sequel Bundle that contained a Jim button, Figley, stickers, vinyl record and some balloons all packaged together in one bucket… this is literally a dream come true
remember that the name for the writer Davey Wreden means that DougDoug is related to the person who made the Stanley Parable (this is confirmed in his Peggle speedrun. because the man isnt weird enough. i love him)
Davey said Stanley parable Merch is available at any home depot. Soon you too will feel the warm embrace of your reassurance bucket should it deem you worthy.
Truly amazing!! My life has been so empty without a physical copy of the Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe ™ out now on PlayStation 5, PlayStation 4, Nintendo Switch, Xbox One, and Xbox Series X/S, Windows, macOS, and Linux on Steam. Truly this is a day worth remembering. All my friends will be so floored to see that I got the excellent merchandise for this amazing product, and no one else can get their grubby little hands on it!
The sticker? The figurine? The button? The soundtrack on vinyl? This is every piece of Stanley Parable merch I could've ever wished for, _and more_ (because I don't own a record player).
Oh thank God! I’ve bought Stanley Parable at least twice, and was so desperate for the sweet sensation of playing it for the first time that I had to resort to piracy in order to obtain fresh copies. But now with this physical edition, I can look forward to many ebay auctions to come!
It would be so cool if there was on official bucket that has the property of Stanley stickers on it. It wouldn’t be made out of good materials, it would literally just be a bucket and everyone would buy it.
having a real figley, stanlurine, mini-stan, stanley-fig, figlureanlurine, figanley or stiggley-wiggley is like a wet dream of mine... sadly, right now i cant afford it... its too expensive, but, oh, so needed.
A more cynical commenter might say you're milking this IP for all it's worth, but I say that's because it's worth A LOT. I don't think any of us are sick of The Stanley Parable.
I’m really glad the button is separate. I’m not sure I want to spend the money on a physical copy of a game I’ve already played so much just to get some other really cool things, but I would absolutely spend $10 on a button that says my name.
Arson. A. R. S. O. N. This joke has me quoting a line from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith in order to express my interest in purchasing The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe Collector’s Edition. I will first make note of the figure, then quote General Grievous from the aforementioned film. After hearing the quote, you will make the connection to the Star Wars movie. The line being used in such a context will surprise you, then you will laugh having got the reference. After you have laughed, the joke will be over. A as in Apple, R as in Race-car, S as in Sausage, O as in Onion, N as in Name. A Stanley figurine, you say? This will make a fine addition to my collection. **I'M DONEY WITH THE FUNNY!!**
That cassette had better have a section of William Tell Overture. This is a piece of trivia that only someone with a connection to the creator would know.
You should keep making new collector's editions every few days for a year and add more adjectives. The Stanley Parable: The Ultimate, Ultra, Super Rare, Uncommon, Stupendously, Extreme, Ultimate, Scary, Version 2.0 beta copy Edition
NOOOOOOOOO, the Narrator’s been kidnapped, we must all work together to save him, Kevin Brighting must be preserved for aid in The Time Wars, we will stop Time Dracula if it’s the last thing we do.
And the narrator returns… *TRAGIC EVENTS IN HISTORY-* Edit: my b*tch ass is realising that narrator is the embodiment/concept of divorce, therefor when he died, I knew that wasn’t good-
......Did I just hear the Narrator die
Yeah what happened
No he cant'!😢
*Tumblr found him.*
Don't worry, he'll just reset the video
Yes, this is canon
Finally, a button that can say all the things I’ve ever wanted to say, but been to afraid to.
JIM
Staaaanley
jim jim jim- you get it.
I just wonder how they knew my name...
My name is Eight.
As a bonus, it also just so happens to say “Gym”.
That’s a two in one bonus right there!
Only in The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe Ultimate Collectors Edition + Bonus Upgrade That Comes With a Button That Says The Name of the Player Playing the game [If Their Name Just So Happens To Be Jim]!
Imagine if they sold the actual bucket, that'd be epic
That might just be too much raw power to simply hand over to the public without any regulations or safeguards.
The real bucket is the friends we made along the journey. They are everywhere, in your room, in your head, in the wall. Everything is a bucket, except that statue of a cactus. That's evil.
and imagine it's literally just a bucket. has no words on it or anything it's literally just a regular metal bucket
They're doing us a favour and saving us from Gambhorra'ta.
...dear god...
The soundtrack better include "good job you made it to the bottom of the mind control facility"
Stanley Parable
It does. It's on the track listing on the manufacturer's website.
More importantly, the soundtrack contains one of the most profound pieces of music of all time - '8'.
8.
@@creeperthecat9120 YEAAAAAAAAABABE
@@flameguy3416Stanley Parable
I know I don't need this but I feel something primal and desperate deep inside of me telling me to hand you all of my mortal possessions
ikr, I don't have a Playstation, nor a vinyl record player, nor a cassette tape player, and yet all the instincts that I have are going
*TSP ARG?????*
Tbh I might buy it just for the Jim button
Yeah, same, I just suddenly feel the need empty my bank account!
@@tpd1864blake *bro, the actual Jim button is available for individual sale!* $10 bucks
You too huh?
You should've hired raphael for this ad. He would have been able to convince me to buy this. He is very emotional after all
very emotional, but also very logical, and that's what would make him such a good salesman
This place has physical media! I love physical media! Oh. My. Gosh. Shopping! Shopping! Shopping! Shopping! Shopping!
Raphael's ghost bicycle snake oil routine could convince me to buy anything
Stop it, I was sold at the emotion booths
Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley Stanley
Oh god, here we go again. . .
Never take the H out of chum bucket
I wonder if we'll be friends?
THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER
FINALLY an instruction manual to how to use my bucket!! Been so lost with it for two years now, I love it but I've had NO CLUE what to do with it. I even accidentally transferred liquids from one place to another using it, and been storing it in the broom closet even though that clearly can't be how it's done... Can't wait to actually learn how to care for my bucket.
I WORE MY BUCKET AS A HAT
😂bruh
PRAISE LORD BUCKET
The description on the site says it tells you how to make your very own Stanley bucket at home!
I WILL BUY A THOUSAND COPIES NAO
Dear Narrator,
I still remember the plant;
It has taken over my life as a whole.
I quit my job,
My wife left me,
The kids refuse to even see me.
There is nothing but the plant now.
I still remember the plant,
What do I do with it now ?
Remember the fern. Every detail.
Fun fact: the fern is in one other route, with absolutely no dialogue mentioning it
I'm glad the narrator is tackling the real problems with digital media
I also need a button that says "eight" :D
you get one when you buy 8 copies
8
@@flameguy34168
8@@flameguy3416
@@qTnD42hR wait do we really???
So this was the plan all along. Ultra Deluxe was just a means to an end. The end is Stanley figurines.
NOOO THEY’RE SELLING OUT
stanlarines you mean?
@@lesterdsouza205 Figleys.
@@agrizzlybearwithinternet6090 Figlureanlurines
@@agrizzlybearwithinternet6090 Figlureanlurines.
After all these years I finally have a reason to phone my parents again...
To ask if they still have a casette and vinyl player
Fr
Vinyl player... Right next to the 8-track in the attic.
Check out antique stores
It's a scam by the Devs don't get it
Which is placed onto pf the phonograph. @@2ndfloorsongs
As soon as I saw the email that said “For Jims Eyes Only” I knew exactly who was reaching out to me.
Kevan Brighting was a legend, it's such a shame they came for him before he could escape his role as Narrator.
Now you _have_ to buy every version of the game; it's all we have left of him.
The end is never the end my friend, he knew what he was getting into from the beginning.
I can already see all the angst animations using the last bit of sound...
The TSP artists and animators are gonna work hard with this
Dont remind me of the game, im tryin to get the 10 year achievement
I just *accidentally* messed up the achievement for the first game when showing the game to a friend 💀. I thought it was just 1 Year.
*Good luck and godspeed*
(^-^)7
You know you can just change the system clock on your computer to 10 years in the future, right? That's how I got the achievement.
@@princelegolordbrown6428 ruins the fun, also doesn’t the narrator scold you?
Nope. Doesn't say a thing! Worked like a charm!
@@princelegolordbrown6428 Yeah, I'm sure that most of us know that but some of us want to legitimately get the achievement.
The perfect button for anyone who is named Jim.
:)
@@xJim91x you lucky bastard
1:55 I like how it shows what I believe is the foliage from the skip button ending that gets eradicated when you skip further into the future
I need that Figly
same
Do not put the Figly in a jar.
@@flameguy3416 I would never. he will simply sit in his cubicle.
@@SonaLovesick you put the cubicle in the jar?
I mean, it's not what ID do... but hey, it's YOUR project
Stanlurine.
I gotta know if the Jim button has a randomization on it so that if you press it enough times it says “Stanley”… because that would make my entire year and also destroy me 👍
I would cry so hard omgthat part in the play through an 😭
I need this, space isn't getting my credit card!
DAMN RIGHT!!!
Space isn't getting your credit card, Amazon won't let them have it.
You know it's stuff like this that makes me so happy that we're keeping methods of ingesting media such as cassette tapes and records alive. Now we just gotta convince folks to start releasing movies on VHS tapes again and we're golden.
I don't even have a playstation, and yet my hand is slowly reaching for the credit card
No Nintendo Switch?
I NEED THE STANLEY FIGURE😭
Stanlerine?
Figlureanlurine?
It's a Figley. - _ -
Figurineley
Is that what you call your Stiggley Wiggley?
1:40 oh no they killed John Parable
Man I wish the figurine was also an amiibo lol
I wish Stanley was in Smash.
u can stick an nfc chip on anything its easy
They even added the little Amiibo style base to it!
Hmmmmm
Amiibo hasn't been relevant for almost a decade
That’s not a Stanley Figure, that’s a Stanlurine! Raphael would never let this happen 😤
… WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE NARRATOR-
I used to imagine there was a Stanley Parable Sequel Bundle that contained a Jim button, Figley, stickers, vinyl record and some balloons all packaged together in one bucket… this is literally a dream come true
Yeah there was a reference to it in the memory house, there was a framed photo I believe that depicted what a collector’s edition would look like
@@Glitchbaby that was the old collectors edition for the vanilla version of the game
IS THAT A BUCKET PRETENDING TO BE A PHYSICAL MEDIA???
No, that is a bucket
@@CaptainJZH dear god
remember that the name for the writer Davey Wreden means that DougDoug is related to the person who made the Stanley Parable
(this is confirmed in his Peggle speedrun. because the man isnt weird enough. i love him)
He’s also done a stream playing ultra deluxe with Davey near to when the game first came out!
doug killed the narrator, now r/wehatedougdoug has more stuff to use against him.
You've invaded my mind, I shall not let you invade my apartment!
The way the Narrator said the last "edition", so lovely!!
preordering the Jim button but i’m praying to whatever higher power exists that it says “Stanley” like every 10 presses
Fine I'll buy everything
Stanley Parable
PHYSICAL STANLEY!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Figley*
@@flameguy3416Stanlurine*
**Figlureanlurines
@@megaman161 stiggley wiggley*
What a great product! I will go out and buy
*8*
of these right away!!
They did it again. They are tricking us into buying the game again!!!!!
(And its working)
well, we got a killed Narrator
but also we get a Stanley and stickers, yay
As someone named Jim, I can't wait to order the Button That Says the Name of the Player Playing the Game!
Floppy Disk most back! We literally have the technology to make the Floppy Disk store a lot of data and this design also protects the disk
Imagine it even comes with a USB floppy drive, just for that.
Where's the flippy floppy disk though
i want a reassurance bucket
Davey said Stanley parable Merch is available at any home depot.
Soon you too will feel the warm embrace of your reassurance bucket should it deem you worthy.
@@SonaLovesick i'm french, we don't have home depot nor bucket like this
@@ArtWave1735 well that's honestly on you for being born in france, rookie mistake.
@@Temu-u3e yeah i'll try my best the next time
The description for the bucket manual says it tells you how to make your very own!
i cant imagine how many sheets of gameplay this must have taken!
RIP - Kevan Brighting
With this i can Super Go Outside while also playing the game every damn day! Marvelous!
Truly amazing!! My life has been so empty without a physical copy of the Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe ™ out now on PlayStation 5, PlayStation 4, Nintendo Switch, Xbox One, and Xbox Series X/S, Windows, macOS, and Linux on Steam. Truly this is a day worth remembering. All my friends will be so floored to see that I got the excellent merchandise for this amazing product, and no one else can get their grubby little hands on it!
Can’t wait for the new wave of fanfic that’s gonna come from this
The crash was so authentic that it makes me worry for kevan 😭😭
The sticker? The figurine? The button? The soundtrack on vinyl? This is every piece of Stanley Parable merch I could've ever wished for, _and more_ (because I don't own a record player).
Oh thank God! I’ve bought Stanley Parable at least twice, and was so desperate for the sweet sensation of playing it for the first time that I had to resort to piracy in order to obtain fresh copies. But now with this physical edition, I can look forward to many ebay auctions to come!
It would be so cool if there was on official bucket that has the property of Stanley stickers on it. It wouldn’t be made out of good materials, it would literally just be a bucket and everyone would buy it.
Yes! Finally, I have access to a physical writing of an explanation for The Bucket! *I MUST EXPAND MY KNOWLEGE FURTHER FOR THE SAKE OF LORE*
ten years in the parable made you the ultimate collector
IM CALM IM CALM IM CALM IM CALM
BREATH IN A BAG DUDE,BREATHE. WE’LL GET THROUGH THIS
HESJSNJSJSJSJJSSJSJ
I AM NOT CALM!!!!
The only way to make this better is a reference to the broom closet ending. The broom closest ending is my favorite!
My friend after spamming him this video link:
"my god this got released 44 minutes ago
you are an actual stanley parable hound"
so real. all my friends are exhausted. “STOP SAYING JIM”
Bought this. The soundtrack is just 4 sides of footsteps on various floor textures.
Couldn't be happier
Respect for physical media! You guys are giving it justice!
IM STILL LAUGHING THAT SOME PEOPLE SAID THAT THE NARRATOR GOT SPRING LOCKED AT THE END LMAO
0:20 finally someone who gets me!
I need the figanstanlurine. Just for the intrinsic joy of having it, of course.
having a real figley, stanlurine, mini-stan, stanley-fig, figlureanlurine, figanley or stiggley-wiggley is like a wet dream of mine... sadly, right now i cant afford it... its too expensive, but, oh, so needed.
A more cynical commenter might say you're milking this IP for all it's worth, but I say that's because it's worth A LOT. I don't think any of us are sick of The Stanley Parable.
I've been wanting to get this game for a while, but kept holding on for a physical release. So happy it's finally here!
I can finally hold Stanley in my hands
I'm literally throwing fistfuls of money at the screen
NO NARRATOR YOU CANT DIE I STILL HAVENT TRIED THAT NARUSSY
I’m really glad the button is separate. I’m not sure I want to spend the money on a physical copy of a game I’ve already played so much just to get some other really cool things, but I would absolutely spend $10 on a button that says my name.
Please release a physical pc version, that would actually be awesome lol
I want a button labelled 8 that lights up and says 8 when you push it
God Davey is a damn genius dude I swear the Wrenden family is the main character
I knew... the bucket made it!
Arson. A. R. S. O. N.
This joke has me quoting a line from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith in order to express my interest in purchasing The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe Collector’s Edition. I will first make note of the figure, then quote General Grievous from the aforementioned film. After hearing the quote, you will make the connection to the Star Wars movie. The line being used in such a context will surprise you, then you will laugh having got the reference. After you have laughed, the joke will be over.
A as in Apple, R as in Race-car, S as in Sausage, O as in Onion, N as in Name.
A Stanley figurine, you say? This will make a fine addition to my collection.
**I'M DONEY WITH THE FUNNY!!**
Not a want but a need...
Not a need but a neccesity
@@prince.birdiie not a necessity but an inevitability
I know what you're trying to do, Narrator. You can't make me lose Super Go Outside!
OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED THE NARRATOR!, YOU BASTERDS!
Physical property can't give me the euphoria of a happy ending for Jace and Ethan
Almost fell out of my chair when I saw this video! Awesome!
That cassette had better have a section of William Tell Overture. This is a piece of trivia that only someone with a connection to the creator would know.
You should keep making new collector's editions every few days for a year and add more adjectives. The Stanley Parable: The Ultimate, Ultra, Super Rare, Uncommon, Stupendously, Extreme, Ultimate, Scary, Version 2.0 beta copy Edition
FINALLY A PHYSICAL COPY IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG
Will this trailer be released physically? I need to safely consume it.
NOOOOOOOOO, the Narrator’s been kidnapped, we must all work together to save him, Kevin Brighting must be preserved for aid in The Time Wars, we will stop Time Dracula if it’s the last thing we do.
I bet one out of the hundreds of buttons is gonna say Stanley instead of Jim
Cookie9 been real quiet since the Ultimate Collector's Edition dropped.
lets go i cant wait to buy this and then never play it for 25 years just to get that achievement
This is not a drill. This is a bucket.
I prefer behind the scenes content. I want to know all the thought and effort that went into the Baby Game.
I swear to god if there's an "Ultra Go Outside" achievement...
But does the soundtrack include The William Tell Overture secretly woven into every song on the album?
Rip to the Narrator, he just wanted Stanley to go to the door to the left
I'm glad the narrator is encouraging my addiction to physically media
Now you gotta sell the reassurance bucket. I need reassurance in my daily life.
Here we go again!
YES WE NEED MORE OF THIS WE WANT TO OWN STUFF AGAIN!
0:03 well no its a video
R.I.P. narrator. You will be missed.
And the narrator returns…
*TRAGIC EVENTS IN HISTORY-*
Edit: my b*tch ass is realising that narrator is the embodiment/concept of divorce, therefor when he died, I knew that wasn’t good-
Thanks for making this physical.