Cumtown: King Kong and Forrest Gump

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  • @tobyrichardson5317
    @tobyrichardson5317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    “When I was hungry, I ate. When I was tired, I slept. When I had to go….you know….I went”
    - Forrest Gump

    • @Motorcitynights
      @Motorcitynights ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Magic

    • @alfieshepherd6522
      @alfieshepherd6522 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TBF he hasn't seen it so he wouldn't have heard that line.

    • @mountainmanmike9105
      @mountainmanmike9105 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's just too ambiguous.

    • @Wetknees
      @Wetknees ปีที่แล้ว

      “Do you see any titties?” -stav about anything

    • @dongiano
      @dongiano 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@alfieshepherd6522 I bet he has definitely seen it. It's just that he creates things for Nick to joke or roast him over for content. Stav tried waaaaay too hard on CT, and his confusion on one of the most famous movies of all time was definitely one of those times

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Stav being so fat he believes you need magic to be able to run long distances has been so funny since I first heard it.

    • @Wingman_
      @Wingman_ ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Don't forget his favorite part of finding Nemo is when the shark is hungry

    • @MichaelMI88-88
      @MichaelMI88-88 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He fatly believes it. 😂

    • @JustAReminder
      @JustAReminder ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Especially because in the movie they do show him taking a break

    • @Deadman1000
      @Deadman1000 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Wingman_or completely forgetting he saw the movie altogether

  • @carlosnieve1225
    @carlosnieve1225 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    A serious contender for Stav’s fattest moment

    • @agencyisland5077
      @agencyisland5077 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Idk 1000 island stare is pretty hard to beat in my book lmao

    • @bruhdon4748
      @bruhdon4748 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@agencyisland5077 1000 island stare is stavs fattest moment for sure

  • @MinorityRespecter88
    @MinorityRespecter88 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    The funniest thing about this bit is there is literally a line in Forrest Gump where he says "I stopped to sleep and eat of course"

  • @EricLOTRguy
    @EricLOTRguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Stav: Run a marathon = MAGIC

    • @puremercury
      @puremercury ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fucking miraculous.

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@puremercury Fucking special olympics.

    • @bshhhhhhh
      @bshhhhhhh ปีที่แล้ว +4

      nah people shit themselves running them

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bshhhhhhh Thats because they dont want to stop and get a worse time, not because theyre exerting themselves to the point of shitting their pants.

    • @bshhhhhhh
      @bshhhhhhh ปีที่แล้ว

      @@callanc3925 shitting yourself is shitting yourself

  • @allighast9714
    @allighast9714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    How are we gonna go on without bits like "that ret*rd is magic" and "I'm angry because you didn't buy me breakfast"

    • @jsahkljdhkashvbosild
      @jsahkljdhkashvbosild 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The show is now missing both a really dumb guy and a fat guy - 2 classic comedy elements

  • @adamvlassis4090
    @adamvlassis4090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    He literally explains to that old hole on the bench that he ate when he was hungry and slept when he was tired and took a dump when he had to.

    • @Garrett1240
      @Garrett1240 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      “Old hole”

    • @themidnightman9798
      @themidnightman9798 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@Garrett1240One of the funniest and gayest things I've ever read. Also i'm gay.

  • @josh-kf2rd
    @josh-kf2rd ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "why doesn't Batman ever brush his teeth?"

  • @adampowell576
    @adampowell576 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    They obviously didn’t pay attention to the movie because Forrest Gump addresses the bathroom and sleep breaks directly 😂

  • @uncledoctor6920
    @uncledoctor6920 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Greece can always claw its way out of the crippling debt hole it's in. But this... Stav set their culture back 1000 years.

  • @johnking7535
    @johnking7535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I really appreciate these videos. Thanks for making them and sharing.

  • @Zacnary
    @Zacnary ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Thank god for these videos because now people on the Tokyo subway think I’m into soccer and not just some gay guy

  • @limbolul
    @limbolul 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the fact that the only thing stav questioned in the entire movie is a guy exercising is just comedy gold

  • @nld8985
    @nld8985 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Stav has reached peak fatness.... He believes jogging long distances is actual magic like fire ball spells 😂😂

  • @thomastakeshita4979
    @thomastakeshita4979 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love the insane bass boost. Really adds to the experience

  • @RobertsonIsland
    @RobertsonIsland ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My favorite part of this is that they do address the breaks lol

  • @notmyname9261
    @notmyname9261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "It's cartoon characters . . ."

  • @unlimitedpower3157
    @unlimitedpower3157 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Stav really is the worst when it comes to movies. Just, the worst takes a human being can bring to any sense of criticism.

  • @Petergonzalezcomedy
    @Petergonzalezcomedy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Holy shit stav AMBIGUITY

  • @harparp7205
    @harparp7205 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’m surprised none of them mentioned that he was a running back at alabama and implied to be their best player.

  • @dillonwalshpvd
    @dillonwalshpvd ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I actually think I understand Stav’s question, to some extent, and it sort of makes sense. Like is he really doing the stuff or is he just telling stories

  • @mrjth10000
    @mrjth10000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In the movie forest narrates and literally says "when i was hungry, i ate, when i was tired, i slept, and when i had to use restroom....well"

  • @carlwinslo
    @carlwinslo ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Stav has the mentality of a child when it comes to movies. He needs cartoons to explain things to him and thinks Forrest Gump is based on a real person. With that level of mental disability Stav should see if he is capable of running across America with no breaks.

  • @Brickwall7653
    @Brickwall7653 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jogging being a super power to Stav 😂

  • @foxc8646
    @foxc8646 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love these intellectuals debating

  • @fite-4-ever876
    @fite-4-ever876 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's like they're trying to set a land speed record for being wrong

  • @AYFU2
    @AYFU2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Forrest didn't go full retard. He had magic in his side .

  • @Schaferlawson
    @Schaferlawson ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In the movie they say that Forest Gump stops only to sleep, so Stav's whole rant was completely pointless lmao.

  • @dyloniusofsparta
    @dyloniusofsparta ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Missed the scene where Gump explained.

  • @jkol323
    @jkol323 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    FELIX OUTTA NOWHERE

  • @josefbecher4790
    @josefbecher4790 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:38 was actually a deep question...

  • @samfrash3329
    @samfrash3329 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Stavs Baltimore accent sometimes sounds like a speech impediment

  • @dongiano
    @dongiano 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nick is actually a pretty smart dude lol

  • @ThomasDonnelly1888
    @ThomasDonnelly1888 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gateshead vs Fleetwood Town...

  • @dinoflame9696
    @dinoflame9696 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jungle gump

  • @MeltingBuddhaCandle
    @MeltingBuddhaCandle ปีที่แล้ว

    I heard that the movie explains how Forrest Gump ran across the.. SNOOOOORRREEEEEEE

  • @dongiano
    @dongiano 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "That level of ambiguity" was too high for Stav. Not seeing every time Forrest Gump stopped to eat or sht.
    He was definitely lying about "not being tuned in" to the movie, he just didn't watch lmao he ended up ruining a bit set-up. Stav was such a try-hard sometimes

  • @jacobstathers8823
    @jacobstathers8823 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s a thought provoking question

  • @itsv1p3r
    @itsv1p3r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Im with stav on the running thing, i was under the impression that he did not stop

    • @Ninjamonkey17
      @Ninjamonkey17 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hell yeah dude

    • @palaven4048
      @palaven4048 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its ok man there's nothing wrong with being a tard.

    • @bignasty6395
      @bignasty6395 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then just Stav you're not very bright.

  • @user-ih7hc9ey6k
    @user-ih7hc9ey6k ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy shit 😂

  • @adi_c-171
    @adi_c-171 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the funny thing is he’s right

  • @ecarneylaw
    @ecarneylaw 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I hate that fucking movie

  • @burnu2240
    @burnu2240 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Oh that's just Forrest, the local idiot"

  • @genxerfool9797
    @genxerfool9797 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Umm, actually, all apes are monkeys but not the other way around.