The reason hotel manager is their search because no women and men can get a room in the hotel. But man and man can get a room. So many many gays. And the hotel manager has the power to allow man and woman to get a hotel room. He is very powerful.
Hey Steven. Long time listener first time caller here, I was wondering if a 'Bust' compilation could be on the horizon. I love bust and all bust related segments.
Really enjoy how nicks Persian gay guy voice sounds like a Frenchman, poetic really. Edit: let me teach u guys something in Farsi Mirsham & his friend would be what we call a batche khooni 🍑
Dude I seen a news video from iran about a honor killing of a man. His family killed him cuz he was 42 years old an single. He was not gay just a unemployed incel so his family was shamed
I used to smoke opium while playing farkle with two Iranian brothers I worked with at Domino's. They were surprised I knew the rules but I had already put in 50+ hours of Kingdom Come Deliverence. The music at their apartment was always "HEEEEYYEYE AAAAAH HHHYEEEYEEHH". Listening to this takes me back to better days
This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. I never really watched The Simpsons not regularly anyway which I’d say puts me in the minority of kids growing up in the 90s. But the level of hilarious spot on satirical bits Nick does and how much he chalks it all up to watching The Simpsons makes me want to go back and watch at least the first 10 seasons just to see what I missed out on or if he’s maybe overselling their importance in a self deprecating way to not take credit for his actual talent or if Cumtown is just a Simpson fan fiction podcast that takes every bit the Simpsons did and asks the audience “What if the joke was just everything is gay?”
Every time I hear Mersham’s voice my heart skips a beat.
The pipes in my kitchen are loose and not straight
Lmfao
lol
Happy Ramadan to you
I’m Persian and i just wanna say their portrayal of Iranians is priceless comedy. I love it lmfao
Where is persia
@@Gaybraham.Lincoln in the past. ;)
This is the funniest shit I've ever heard, hotel businessman? WTF?
Do you know where I can find cute Persian boys?
i'm gay and i think their portrayal of Iranians is great
damn, the hotel businessman bit didn’t have a payoff for 138 episodes. that’s a hell of a brick joke.
De benis was to shmall
hehe excellent
Mershams voicemail gets me every time
top 10 all time bit
Voicemail and Chinese Cocoon are my two favorites
Time stamp?
@@MyGplay 24:13
Im always coming back for more Mersham
I greatly respect Steven Seagull I will meet him and kiss him on the lips.
@‘S kissing girls is gay
Interesting
I'm going to start uploading cumtown clips so men kiss me on the lips. I'm gay.
said no one ever
Hell yeah dude
I love how every voicemail ends with happy Ramadan
Squirt machine’ - 2nd most popular term in Kazakhstan
‘Hotel businessman’ - 6th most popular term in Iran
I thought he was joking. Lmao wtf
haha ohhh kazakhstan
I didnt know Khaziks were so cultured 😂 @manchagojohnsonmanchago6367
Great Success 👍👍
The reason hotel manager is their search because no women and men can get a room in the hotel. But man and man can get a room. So many many gays. And the hotel manager has the power to allow man and woman to get a hotel room. He is very powerful.
Not even if they're married?
@@neverforever4787 married u are good. There if u married u get a card that u carry around like a license
@@Azuwat oh that makes sense. thanks
Lol no. How did you come up with that? There was a scandal regarding a hotel manager and a clerk who later jumped off the ledge of the said hotel.
Love from Iran, u guys are hilarious
The sharia police are coming. Also I'm gay
Happy Ramadan to yeu.
Ramadan mubarak
Hotelman business lovers
Cumtown will bring homosexuality mainstream in Iran
Happy Ramadan to you and your family
the persian voice is my favorite nationality bit
Sometimes I feel Nick and Stav are being mean by making fun of Adam all the time. Then Adam fucks up a bit and those feelings go away.
And you remember he makes thousands off an episode. Nick saved him from student debt and pulled Stav's family out of poverty.
@@Ray_D_Tutto
He's a little termite bug
@@Rangernewb5550it’s weird when he speaks into the mic with his little bug mouth
@@Ray_D_TuttoNick really is a community leader, a philanthropist, and the most generous man alive.
Happy Ramadan to you and Happy New Year to you and your family, Steven Seagull.
Coming back in light of recent events
Lol what event brought you here
Stav's Persian guy just sounds like a Greek guy...
Hey Steven. Long time listener first time caller here, I was wondering if a 'Bust' compilation could be on the horizon. I love bust and all bust related segments.
hell yeah dude
j'aime bUSTing
Bust House? More like *Best House.*
Rip president mershawn
Nick's a genius.
Nick's Pachino sounds more like a grizzled Gilbert Gottfreid
I can't wait for an even handed debate on Isr/Pal of which of their men kisses Adam better
I would pay for a fully animated trailer for Iranian Heat.
Nick's description of Iranian cinema is on point!
Really enjoy how nicks Persian gay guy voice sounds like a Frenchman, poetic really.
Edit: let me teach u guys something in Farsi Mirsham & his friend would be what we call a batche khooni 🍑
Or ham-jenss bazi...mesle mah
dudes rockin across the world
Iranians and the French both have nasally accents
I've always thought farsi had the same kind of 'zhuzh' as french, glad he picked up on it
It’s amazing how the love of men transcends all cultural boundaries.
Can you do a compilation where nick is speaking Chinese jibberish?
The Painted House bit is just too good.
Man i cry from laughing so much from the voice mail then i just cry
Nick has me dying, Stav makes my sides hurt laughing and as always Adam is gay. 😆
Adam is the gay glue that keeps the pod together
@@P_steez Well I mean, "gay glue" is just cum. I would know, because of my diet.
Adam is the brain behind this whole operation
Greasing the union
@@GG256_ that fuckin rules dude
Ah mah gah. My benis. Issa so very sma'.
this is mirsham
Mirsham, I have great news, the doctor is saying I'm gay
is this mirsham
I treasure this channel.
ok
absolutely perfect
The Heat reference was gold…
Literally any time I speak to an immigrant on the phone all I can think about is "and uhhh happy Ramadan to you"
Did youtube take down your Isreal compilation? I was trying to find it but it's gone as far as I can tell.
Yeah :(
@@StevenSeagull any chance you can upload it to Odysee or somewhere it would be safe?
Maybe if it was labelled "not Israel Compilation" it might go unnoticed? Hide in plain sight... or "Cumtown Is Real Compilation"? 😁
Here in light of current events
Dude I seen a news video from iran about a honor killing of a man. His family killed him cuz he was 42 years old an single. He was not gay just a unemployed incel so his family was shamed
@Nicholas Needham well if family was Iranians they would of killed me for being a opiate user
haha was a defencive killing.. he had waaay tomuch GBP
I always revisit the mersham bit
Happy Ramadan to you and happy new year to you
I fantasize about men doing girl stuff like sewing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
10 friends and one Chinese
I'm watching this from Iran, specifically from the gay parts of Iran which is all of iran. And its pretty funny
one of their best bits
We need a stab loses it for 10 minutes compilation.
stab.
RIP LiveLeak
I just found out about it yesterday! WTF?
Help. Addicted to listening to my three gay best friends
⁰0 3:59 ⁰0
>Cumtown - Iran
>It's all just gay jokes
cant wait until i show this to my 83 year old iranian ex sovak grandfather XD
SAVAK
@mr.goldenproductions_0143 he died on Thursday rip
22:50 “Trying to break the law… trying to go to jail…”
Damn, I was looking for Greg Pahanish's famous "my body's from all over" joke. Could anyone point me in the right direction?
Adam wishes he was born in Iran, despite his background
"I run all night and day, couldn't not be gay"..shouts out to gta vice city
Remember the one where Robert Deniro hunted gay guys like Adam, I think it was called Queer Hunter
Hell yeah dude
I'm being oppressed for being gay. That's pretty gay.
As relevant as ever. RIP Mersham.
This is Mershaun
Nick’s Pacino sounds like a gay Jack Nicholson
Plumbing is hard in Iran
His Iranian accent sounds French 😂😂
I used to smoke opium while playing farkle with two Iranian brothers I worked with at Domino's. They were surprised I knew the rules but I had already put in 50+ hours of Kingdom Come Deliverence.
The music at their apartment was always "HEEEEYYEYE AAAAAH HHHYEEEYEEHH". Listening to this takes me back to better days
This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. I never really watched The Simpsons not regularly anyway which I’d say puts me in the minority of kids growing up in the 90s. But the level of hilarious spot on satirical bits Nick does and how much he chalks it all up to watching The Simpsons makes me want to go back and watch at least the first 10 seasons just to see what I missed out on or if he’s maybe overselling their importance in a self deprecating way to not take credit for his actual talent or if Cumtown is just a Simpson fan fiction podcast that takes every bit the Simpsons did and asks the audience “What if the joke was just everything is gay?”
Work hard play hard
disney+ has all the Simpsons episodes if you are looking to stream it. its still pretty funny (at least the first 10 seasons)
I relate to this HEAVY and also I’m gay
Simpsons and Spongebob influenced a lot of young people's witty absurdist sense of humour.
Al Pacinajaad
Was hoping for "no-one has sex with my daughter except for me" I can't find that bit even though I've heard it so many times.
Its in another compilation, i think the chill one
Its in cumtown clips to watch under a weightned blanked
Drinking in the museum
@@hamsandwich2012-z6k Thanks dude found it since but you're a legend for answering for people who still see this comment.
“Woah”
Iran so far away
These guys are fucking hilarious
4:39 Best part
Good job FARTING!
I have 6 weeks to live. I want nick to send me to hell with this montage
My brother did two tours for this, gay.
What is that noise stav makes @3:38
"Dwhyndhlmbyeah" I think
The outro music really tied these bits together nicely.
perfect timing
Sure this'll be a nuanced take
Is an Iranian I just want to say, F**k loved it :) so funny
That is gay and I like
hotel businessman
Iran number one.
BOOM perfek timin
Life will never be the same.
Nick is the grand ayatollah of being gay
You upload good clips.
Other cumtown reupload channels just upload the same shit day after day after day....
17:18
It's my favorite part.
I had to pause it... I nearly choked laughing...
Genius
and I ran, I ran so far away
It’s pronounced E-ron
@@JefferyQuinoa Oh cool. Now how do you spell it in Arabic
We don’t speak Arabic it’s Farsi(Persian)we just use Arabic characters cuz they invaded in 7th century @@buddyguy4723 ایران
@@JefferyQuinoa there's really 18 languages spoken in Iran? That a lot
@@JefferyQuinoa For some reason youtube won't let me call invaders invaders and make a joke.
nick is the only iranian i personally know
I can’t hear “you do too” normally anymore
Cum Town fans: have good taste in Cum Town. Nothing else, really.
Nick sounds like himself here did the clone break?
Clip compilation - crumbtown
How do they not know about Stardust, where DeNiro is a gay pirate?
Damn nick is funny I am also gay
Do The Terminal with tom hanks on Netflix movie is something else
I go New York! 😃
This is a lot better than the 2 transgender ladies you posted earlier
The Sha of I’m Gay
Shah*
I walked
Al Pacino sounds like aunt patty and Selma.
The french Iranian gay guy was pretty funny 😂
I hope Mersham is doing alright considering pissrael.
Filming his businessman porno in Egyptian Hotels, he's good
Erm...
hell yeah
That’s the secret. I’m always gay.
17:19 oh my god…
Ok....ok but is the bill burr podcast worth watching
Nah
Burr became unfunny when he had that kid with Serena Williams
I think so but thats because I gay
Bill burr’s podcast is solo
Thanks to stav cum town has become the funniest ever
….***Standing Ovation***