In fact, they were so happy they had mountains that they kept ruling over it till 1949. Edit: And being so salty to lose it they never were able to properly talk about it, drowning themselves in social justice.
For fucking real. The city I'm currently living on was built for the sole purpose of Batavian governor's weekend home. Like, every other regency got railways because coal and spices but my region alone got railways just because Dutch people become that wojak pointing meme when seeing mountains
As a Portuguese person, I can safely say that the number of people who I know that have relatives in Luxembourg is _staggering_ . It’s to the point it could probably be considered an SCP effect or something.
I remember reading a story about how a guy and some friends went out drinking in the Netherlands and tried biking home only to realize it wasn't their bike so he just chucked it into the river. He never found his bike either.
I'd like to personally thank the English for adding a bunch of insults against the Dutch (Dutch courage, double Dutch, Dutch uncle, going Dutch, etc..) to the English language because of a war 300 years ago
theyre just salty because they actually managed to lose once against a country with 1/5th their population and even after they won a dutch guy still ended up on the english throne.
@@ThatOneMalaysianGuy it's just a meme that whenever a non Dutch TH-cam channel mentions ANYTHING about NL all dutchies somehow flock to it and take over the comment section, hence gekoloniseerd (colonized)
@@jonirischx8925 im dutch its pretty cool here, free speech means litteral free speech here. you can insult gay people you can say racist shit (most of the time its starts by someone saying either monkey or someone saying cheeseman). sicknesses are used as insults (most of the time cancer). disabilitys are laughed at. depression gives you not so helpfull attention. id say were pretty chill.
For some odd reason, when I was in Luxembourg, the only monolingual people that I interacted with were francophones. Somehow, all of the German and Luxembourgish speakers could speak all three languages and spoke English as well. I primarily spoke German with them as to not look like a bumbling American constantly, which worked out incredibly well. 10/10, would recommend Luxembourg to anyone who's interested in visiting.
@@LMvdB02 yeah. Isn’t Brussels not a Flemish city, but French is becoming a majority in that city? I could be wrong, because I’m not informed in the social structures of Belgium beyond “hier, ‘nen Euro”.
@@Squirrelanditsnutz not becoming, is for a while now. at 0:58 the map is right - Brussels itself is a majority French speaking island inside the sea of Flemish, afaik because the ruling class where Walloons since the beginning. and yes, this represents problems for the country, but surprisingly i think it's one of the major factors behind unity. because, what would become of Brussels if we divided Belgium along ethnic borders?
@@sztallone415 Yeah, makes sense, as Germans call it "Multi-Kulti". I think it's only a "major issue" to people like me who somewhat understand Flemish and refuse to learn French.
@@Squirrelanditsnutz well yeah, if you have the time/energy etc. to learn a new tongue ofc it's not a big deal. But as an outsider it's really crazy to hear that if you go outside the full French capital district you almost immediately stumble into a Dutch speaking countryside.
Wallonië is a stinky ugly place full of lazy sloths that leach of our money and only complain for more like the Communists they are. Nothing to be proud of.
It's interesting because we need to indulge in actual lore and history to insult eachother. We don't need to do that to insult the United States of murica. Not that its possible to dive into the history anyways, seeing the lack of.
We have a record in broken bones in one week in The Netherlands this week, due to rain during the day and quite cold nights entire streets froze over, yet no one stopped using their bikes. Most people from my job fell at least 3 times, and everyone knows someone who broke their ellbow, arm or leg this week. We. Cycle. To. Work. Nothing stops this
when is was a kid i fell pretty hard on my bike when it was slippery on the road. always cycled to school and then my teeth went through my lips still went to school on my bike that day.
On 2:09 it isn't X-mas, it's Sinterklaas. An old man called Nicholas gives gifts to good kids and nothing to bad kids. That song is just one of many songs.
And yes again, as someone from Belgium I can confirm that the average teenage boy uses the word "kanker" ( cancer ) 2802498741827201809842908309R8 times in each sentence.
wouldnt say its only teenagers honestly its just everyone but it can depend on their personality. well thats how it is in netherlands. one thing that could explain a teenage boys personality would be "driller".
2:19 I swear to god, everyone knows us because of Black Pete (and assumes that Dutchies are racist because of this), but we’re actually one of the most culturally diversive countries in the world right now.
“Courageous Belgian people, you have conquered decisively! Make sure now to take advantage of this victory, your enemies are dumbfounded, let us not lose a moment,Let us be united dear compatriots, and we will be invincible, the true order, it is indispensable to preserve our independence. Long live Belgium!” ― Louis De Potter
The 'Zwarte Pieten stijl' is not from Christmas, it's from a Dutch Holiday called 'Sinterklaas' on the 5th of December (It's very similar to Christmas). You can compare the Pieten to the elves and Sinterklaas to Santa Claus. So basically we have Sinterklaas and Christmas YIPPEEEE
As a Dutch person I can confirm this is true. Although if we want to climb a mountain we have to go oversees to Saba to climb the sleeping volcano Mount Scenery which is unbelievably 887 meters tall.
People praise us Dutchies for our engineering and smarts but one of the most viral phenomenons in the Netherlands is internetgekkies, an entire youtube subgenre dedicated to Dutch people doing dumb things lmao
2:09 the Zwarte Piet tradition comes from Saint Nicolas. It is kind of Christmas but before the invention of Santa Claus. It is also very celebrated during the 6th of December in the whole Belgium, the West of Germany, Northeastern France and I think Luxembourg. However, de Zwarte Piet (or Père Fouettard in French) wasn't supposed to be black. In fact, he is Saint Nicolas servant who has to clean the chimneys so that Saint Nicolas can deliver presents to all the kids who have been nice during the year. Thus, he has a black face because of the cinders from the Chimney he had to clean. Saint Nicolas is like Santa Claus (Claus is literally the same name as Nicolas) except he was there sooner, he originates from Christianity he is just cooler and he actually existed. We could argue that Santa Claus is just a ripoff from America. However if he is celebrated as the Saint of pupils and students here in the "lowlands", it's worth mentioning that he is also celebrated in other countries. For example, he is celebrated as the Saint of sailors in Greece.
The idea of the "piet" has haf a lot of variation, the one of zwarte piet as a freed black slave was present, but there were a LOT of versions since the beginning of recorder tradition, including the now popular folklore version of a sootcovered companion since propably the bezinning of the 20th at least. However, the latter version would pretty much take over, for example it was aparently the official version in flanders in 1975, and by the 21st century I´d recon practically noone even considered the former as to be the "real" story. In the end nowadays its transoformed more and more into a more litteral depiction of "a guy with sooth and ash in his face", so eh, people really shouldnt treat it as a big deal.
The "sexual feeling" he got on the bike is actually just a "very nice feeling" or "very comfortable feeling" but they had to do him wrong with the subtitles
bro the "hardest working man in wallonia" got me tweaking, as a based flander I totally agree, this vid is pretty good but you should also add how belgium has had and is having a love/relationship with the netherlands, and the color 'oranje'
Once I spent my holidays in Luxembourg after high school graduation. I felt asleep on a train from Luxembourg City and I woke up in Belgium. I started to cry because I didn't know how long did I sleep and how far into the country was I. It was 2014, I hadn't been addicted to my smartphone back then so I took an ancient Nokia with me not to lose my good phone further during the trip, in Paris (I was right, it got stolen at Champs-Élysées). Someone wanted to help me but they didn't speak English. I got more stressed but finally someone put me in a proper compartment back home. My boyfriend laughs I'm the only person who has ever been to Luxembourg. I had many adventures in Benelux. I was in Netherlands for a student exchange program. Nothing against you people but when I got this bread with sprinkles for breakfast I had to excuse myself and cry in a toilet. I asked if they had "black bread" and they asked me whether this question was a hate crime.
This is so much better! It actually feels complete now. I wonder what the other rap said that got the video taken down. Also love knowing that the pause before the French music was intentional and not a mistake, it's one of the funniest use of silence I've seen in a while.
Don’t worry man, I will download this video and put it on the internet archive so that this insightful documentary about the area I live in won’t vanish into the shadow realm of history
Luxemburger here. Everything in this video is extremely accurate, even the fact we boast skyscrapers and 300m high holograms to show ads. You guys don't know about it because we like to keep tourism low
Now honestly, since 963, Luxembourg have had an extensive history, and a lot of dangerous events. Of course, I don't question the danger these mighty bovines represents.
@@berlin4127 You know Luxembourg never was part of Germany ? Of the HRE and the German Confederation, yes, but never of Germany. Especially not until 1839, since Germany exists, as a state, only since 1871.
Belgium is defined by borders set by everyone living near Belgium. Originally the people living in Flanders where a couple of tribes known to be the people who didn't allow the Romans to dictate them for the longest of times(even got a comic series, videogames and french voiced movies about that called Astrix et Obelix) in the end we became roman christians like everyone else in the western world. We lost our tribes, traded with the irish and lost our language. It's quite funny how all the worldpowers try to define what a "belgian" is supposed to mean when the original members of this plot of dirt never cared about anything ya'll tried to make us believe. It can't be a coincidence that a story about a guy who tried to defy the roman empire(where all people in power where jewish) is the one that was the downfall of our tribes. Also a less then tiny detail is that in the first bible the story was not about jesus of nazareth at all. It was a story about the creation of everything earthly and the rule of one allmighty figure who had a ton of "unearthly" beasts working for him. OH AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST and this goes into conspiracy levels(like everything called religious believe) It's pretty funny how the angels are described litterally the same as what psychonauts describe as interdimensional beings who've been seen trough the ages by tons of different societies who had no idea of eachothers existance both in space AND time. The last rumor spread had to do with some people working at NASA on vibrations and sound apperantly triggering a group "psychosis" where they all felt vibrations speaking to them with a message along the lines of this: "we didn't expect you to contact us again", "never do that again" and a clear distaste for humanity putting visuals before vibration/sound. Yeah didn't think the origins of the inhabitants of flanders and it's swamplands was that interconnected to some non comformist subculture. So the biggest noncomformists in history are linked to modern noncomformists perhaps?
Now you can ask yourself why the plans made by the World Economic Forum for the three state city covers allmost whole of flanders and just a tiny bit of germany and the netherlands. Yet it is still the case that only the farmers from a certain part in netherlands care about those plans enough to take action in protest.
1:10 I know! I one time got to Luxembourg and it's like the future, weird metros things type of the ROAD, huge buildings bigger then all of EU Edit: im belgian
took out anything the youtube algorithm can deem harmful (hopefully)
what do you think?
I can’t think
Luxembourg is against tos
I loved the part 1 I think this one will be even better
Edit: I THOUGHT IT WAS A SEQUEL NOOOOO
cool
Will you reupload the vids on second channel or are these lost forever
Imagine how happy the Dutch people were when they discovered mountains for the first time in Dutch East Indies centuries ago.
In fact, they were so happy they had mountains that they kept ruling over it till 1949.
Edit: And being so salty to lose it they never were able to properly talk about it, drowning themselves in social justice.
Broke: Colonizing for spices
Woke: Colonizing for having mountains
For fucking real. The city I'm currently living on was built for the sole purpose of Batavian governor's weekend home. Like, every other regency got railways because coal and spices but my region alone got railways just because Dutch people become that wojak pointing meme when seeing mountains
@@thestudentofficial5483 West Java?
@@rdrrr It's quite impressing that, at some point, we had access to every spice in the world. And our cuisine still manages to be worrible
Questioning Belgium's right to exist is one of my favorite hobbys.
So True Bestie!!
It has no right to exist
There is Flanders, Wallonia, and a piece of Germany in the East
@@Tom-oj7si You mean a Dutch North, a French South and a small Bit of German East.
right????
and the belgian's too
As a Portuguese person, I can safely say that the number of people who I know that have relatives in Luxembourg is _staggering_ . It’s to the point it could probably be considered an SCP effect or something.
Tem de ser, caro amigo
Majerus hell yes
An Sporting Clube de Portugal effect, make that a thing (i know you are refearing to another thing)
Pela patria e país 🇵🇹💪🏻
@@aga_100kr why is he afraid of another thing
I remember reading a story about how a guy and some friends went out drinking in the Netherlands and tried biking home only to realize it wasn't their bike so he just chucked it into the river. He never found his bike either.
Average night out in the Netherlands
the lad that stole his bike had done the same
The bait and switch
Thats just a random night at any random dutch city with with 100k people or more.
Bruh everyone i know has story like this 😂
Jumped out of my seat thinking this was a sequel
L🤧🤧
There were some new clips actually!
I'd like to personally thank the English for adding a bunch of insults against the Dutch (Dutch courage, double Dutch, Dutch uncle, going Dutch, etc..) to the English language because of a war 300 years ago
pettiness is very in character for the orcs.
@@oscarlove4394 this impies that those forms of speech aren't used by the french reling class of Britain
To be fair, it was more like... 5 wars over less then a century
theyre just salty because they actually managed to lose once against a country with 1/5th their population and even after they won a dutch guy still ended up on the english throne.
Me too!
POV: you asked a flemish person their opinion on walloons
🇦🇹🎨
Most left wing Flemish person:
Josef Abel?
least racist flemish person
@@Billnotic least based*
Flemish people when they find out it was a Walloon who 🇦🇹🎨 said of "If I ever had a son I wish he would be like him"
As a Belgian I can confirm that 1:38 is the most accurate thing I have ever seen. The German speakers are just standing there
The 7 people living in Eupen when someone acknowledges them for the first time in 8 months: 🤯🤯🤯🤯🥳🥳💥💥🤯
@@blobvisfan666 yea fr
Irl they are around 0.9% of the population
Wir existieren.
damn this is so good, as a Dutch person I can honestly say this video has been properly ''GEKOLONISEERD!''
What does "gekoloniseerd" mean?
@@ThatOneMalaysianGuy colonized
@@ThatOneMalaysianGuy it's just a meme that whenever a non Dutch TH-cam channel mentions ANYTHING about NL all dutchies somehow flock to it and take over the comment section, hence gekoloniseerd (colonized)
Hey moeras man. Herinner dat het stuck land dat zuid light. BELGIE heet. Niet zuid nederland
😬
As a dutchman I can confirm cancer is the ultimate curse word
Hurts tho,
Offends 2 religions
1 pepools group
1 illness
@@thefirstkingdogo1126 cancer gay
Niemand vroeg
The dutch only have three ways to curse
Disease
Just english swears but pronounced like dutch
The reproductive organs
The amount of Netherlands inside jokes is crazy
ikr and I love it
Literally the most cursed nation on earth. I lived there once, and now I'm in my 27th year of intensive therapy.
@@jonirischx8925 I will pray for you
@@jonirischx8925 im dutch its pretty cool here, free speech means litteral free speech here. you can insult gay people you can say racist shit (most of the time its starts by someone saying either monkey or someone saying cheeseman). sicknesses are used as insults (most of the time cancer). disabilitys are laughed at. depression gives you not so helpfull attention. id say were pretty chill.
@@dacup9454 Bruh barged in here to let us know he enjoys slurs 💀. Least bigoted dutchie...
Only real ones remember the old version fr fr.
What changed though? I can't remember the difference
@@shekelboi Hit*er opinions on Waloon
Can someone send me the old version
Me, a dutchman, can confirm we kanker love this
On god that zwarte pieten stijl reference hit so hard
kanker hi im kanker not dutch (kanker)
@@thotslayer9914 denk het man
@@ventreal4292 That's our word teringlijer
@@thotslayer9914 google translate. Use it.
Belgium only exist so the French could make more Tintin comics.
lol what
For some odd reason, when I was in Luxembourg, the only monolingual people that I interacted with were francophones. Somehow, all of the German and Luxembourgish speakers could speak all three languages and spoke English as well. I primarily spoke German with them as to not look like a bumbling American constantly, which worked out incredibly well. 10/10, would recommend Luxembourg to anyone who's interested in visiting.
This also true for Walloons and French people
@@LMvdB02 yeah. Isn’t Brussels not a Flemish city, but French is becoming a majority in that city? I could be wrong, because I’m not informed in the social structures of Belgium beyond “hier, ‘nen Euro”.
@@Squirrelanditsnutz not becoming, is for a while now. at 0:58 the map is right - Brussels itself is a majority French speaking island inside the sea of Flemish, afaik because the ruling class where Walloons since the beginning. and yes, this represents problems for the country, but surprisingly i think it's one of the major factors behind unity. because, what would become of Brussels if we divided Belgium along ethnic borders?
@@sztallone415 Yeah, makes sense, as Germans call it "Multi-Kulti". I think it's only a "major issue" to people like me who somewhat understand Flemish and refuse to learn French.
@@Squirrelanditsnutz well yeah, if you have the time/energy etc. to learn a new tongue ofc it's not a big deal. But as an outsider it's really crazy to hear that if you go outside the full French capital district you almost immediately stumble into a Dutch speaking countryside.
dutch police when they see a tractor: *ptsd flashbacks*
Dutch police in 2040 talking to their grandkids: "It was the summer of '22, I'll never forget those horrors.."
Even though i'm dutch, i sometimes question what order our flag is really in after the whole farmer situation.
@@dutchturtle3351 🇳🇱
@@dutchturtle3351 I'm also Dutch, and I'd love to support the farmers, if they didn't have the IQ of a fuckin' rock.
@@dutchturtle3351 traitor
As a Belgian I can confirm this is true, should've probably included us crying about 'french' fries or smth.
God belgians jokes about themselves are so cringe
Indeed, fellow Belgian
As a Finnish Kuwaiti living in Hawaii, I am proud to be Wallonian.
You have so many reasons, wallonia is so amazing and incredible (i'm not even walloon)
Wallonië is a stinky ugly place full of lazy sloths that leach of our money and only complain for more like the Communists they are. Nothing to be proud of.
dont be :))
//from a flemish-swede
@@avianokke2281 you speak nerfed dutch.
Honestly as an American, watching Europeans from different countries insult each other is more entertaining than sports
It's interesting because we need to indulge in actual lore and history to insult eachother.
We don't need to do that to insult the United States of murica. Not that its possible to dive into the history anyways, seeing the lack of.
Honestly a Dutchmen, Watching Europeans insult America is even beter because you guys don't even get it.
We need a welcome to the Balkans video
Doesn’t that already exist
There hundreds of Balkan videos already.
@@noyes9984 not yet
@@zardsire2012 yea but we need a wow_mao version, it’ll be the greatest one yet
@@zardsire2012 not enough 💀
We have a record in broken bones in one week in The Netherlands this week, due to rain during the day and quite cold nights entire streets froze over, yet no one stopped using their bikes.
Most people from my job fell at least 3 times, and everyone knows someone who broke their ellbow, arm or leg this week. We. Cycle. To. Work. Nothing stops this
Velomobiles will stop this, they have 3 wheels!
@@mad_fleming You will get laughed out of the Netherlands if you have one of those. Unless you can't ride a normal bike for disability reasons.
when is was a kid i fell pretty hard on my bike when it was slippery on the road. always cycled to school and then my teeth went through my lips still went to school on my bike that day.
On 2:09 it isn't X-mas, it's Sinterklaas. An old man called Nicholas gives gifts to good kids and nothing to bad kids. That song is just one of many songs.
In older versions of this tradition the "Piet" would punish kids by hurting them with q stick or sending them to Sinterklaas his home country Spain
And yes again, as someone from Belgium I can confirm that the average teenage boy uses the word "kanker" ( cancer ) 2802498741827201809842908309R8 times in each sentence.
wouldnt say its only teenagers honestly its just everyone but it can depend on their personality. well thats how it is in netherlands.
one thing that could explain a teenage boys personality would be "driller".
2:19 I swear to god, everyone knows us because of Black Pete (and assumes that Dutchies are racist because of this), but we’re actually one of the most culturally diversive countries in the world right now.
cuz we allow a ton of immigrants to get in our country unlike croatia
“Courageous Belgian people, you have conquered decisively! Make sure now to take advantage of this victory, your enemies are dumbfounded, let us not lose a moment,Let us be united dear compatriots, and we will be invincible, the true order, it is indispensable to preserve our independence. Long live Belgium!”
― Louis De Potter
Make Belgium patriotic again
Harry potters rare oom lmao
th-cam.com/video/RF2fQyiCv_E/w-d-xo.html
@@ReddoFreddo Fax, check out the Belgian Legion channel
Wow i didnt know harry potter was bulgarian
1:26 Dutch people and their irresistible urge to return to the days of the VOC
as someone who lives in the netherlands every single clip shown here is just our daily routine tbh
as a dutchman, i can totally relate to everything in this video about the netherlands
You agree with Thierry Bodet?
oh its chrismas really, lord wow mao finally dropped a god tier content again
As a Belgian this is so spot on 😭😭
The 'Zwarte Pieten stijl' is not from Christmas, it's from a Dutch Holiday called 'Sinterklaas' on the 5th of December (It's very similar to Christmas). You can compare the Pieten to the elves and Sinterklaas to Santa Claus. So basically we have Sinterklaas and Christmas YIPPEEEE
Nobody:
Dutch speaking belgians in the netherlands: hi diddly ho neighborino
Amai
Dutch to Belgians: You guys are dumb because we use english words in our vocabulary!
@@VVabsa English🤢
@@kimashitawa8113 The Dutch using english. 🤮
@@VVabsa I'm Dutch and i agree with you, it's gross.
As a Dutch person I can confirm this is true. Although if we want to climb a mountain we have to go oversees to Saba to climb the sleeping volcano Mount Scenery which is unbelievably 887 meters tall.
pik, verkeersdrempels zijn als eng genoeg.
Dutch Belgian here, can confirm that this is 100 percent accurate.
KIES EEN KANT KLOOTVIOOL
kga ook ni zegge waar ik vandaan kom puur om te kutte
@@brooxeyyy alsof da ertoe doet éy, te ni da ge klapt gelijk nen 'ollander awa
Some guy: *insults us*
The Dutch: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_diseases
50% sea.
50% weed
100% filled with mossels
As a Belgian I am offended but flattered at the same time
People praise us Dutchies for our engineering and smarts but one of the most viral phenomenons in the Netherlands is internetgekkies, an entire youtube subgenre dedicated to Dutch people doing dumb things lmao
2:09 the Zwarte Piet tradition comes from Saint Nicolas. It is kind of Christmas but before the invention of Santa Claus. It is also very celebrated during the 6th of December in the whole Belgium, the West of Germany, Northeastern France and I think Luxembourg. However, de Zwarte Piet (or Père Fouettard in French) wasn't supposed to be black. In fact, he is Saint Nicolas servant who has to clean the chimneys so that Saint Nicolas can deliver presents to all the kids who have been nice during the year. Thus, he has a black face because of the cinders from the Chimney he had to clean. Saint Nicolas is like Santa Claus (Claus is literally the same name as Nicolas) except he was there sooner, he originates from Christianity he is just cooler and he actually existed. We could argue that Santa Claus is just a ripoff from America. However if he is celebrated as the Saint of pupils and students here in the "lowlands", it's worth mentioning that he is also celebrated in other countries. For example, he is celebrated as the Saint of sailors in Greece.
Did Piet also get his bright red lips and black curly hair from working in the chimney?
@@JongeKroost
yes
@@JongeKroost bruh I was cleaning my chimney the other day and before I knew it, I started to speak with a thick Surinamese accent and what not
Not entirely true ;)
The idea of the "piet" has haf a lot of variation, the one of zwarte piet as a freed black slave was present, but there were a LOT of versions since the beginning of recorder tradition, including the now popular folklore version of a sootcovered companion since propably the bezinning of the 20th at least.
However, the latter version would pretty much take over, for example it was aparently the official version in flanders in 1975, and by the 21st century I´d recon practically noone even considered the former as to be the "real" story.
In the end nowadays its transoformed more and more into a more litteral depiction of "a guy with sooth and ash in his face", so eh, people really shouldnt treat it as a big deal.
The "sexual feeling" he got on the bike is actually just a "very nice feeling" or "very comfortable feeling" but they had to do him wrong with the subtitles
Belgium- the official holiday spot for the Netherlands. That's the only reason it exists.
Places in Belgium that are real:
- camping in the ardennes
- plopsaland
The rest is a myth.
0:55 he added History Matters voice in it
bro the "hardest working man in wallonia" got me tweaking, as a based flander I totally agree, this vid is pretty good but you should also add how belgium has had and is having a love/relationship with the netherlands, and the color 'oranje'
Don't question sinterklaas
0:08 This is not some random ass guy btw, this is the leader of a pretty big political party (FVD).
GEKOLONISEERD !
I'm dutch and I can confirm this video is very accurate, also: G E K O L O N I S E E R D
companies in luxemburg man, yk it is a fucking tax haven
Imagine being known in the west for 3 animated girls…
Who?
Ongezellig is a gem
@@kimashitawa8113 the netherlands, check out Ongezellig
>Netherland that place with the orange sellers or somthing
As a Dutch person, i only have one thing to say....
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
Hey zeg moerasje. Stop eens gekolonizeerd to roepen. Ik probeer hier te slapen he
@@Venator-Class_Star_Destroyer excuus, bij deze zal ik het zacht zeggen
g e k o l o n i s e e r d
@@Dewombargsegamers goe das beter
Unfunny kkr flikkrr
Once I spent my holidays in Luxembourg after high school graduation. I felt asleep on a train from Luxembourg City and I woke up in Belgium. I started to cry because I didn't know how long did I sleep and how far into the country was I. It was 2014, I hadn't been addicted to my smartphone back then so I took an ancient Nokia with me not to lose my good phone further during the trip, in Paris (I was right, it got stolen at Champs-Élysées). Someone wanted to help me but they didn't speak English. I got more stressed but finally someone put me in a proper compartment back home. My boyfriend laughs I'm the only person who has ever been to Luxembourg. I had many adventures in Benelux. I was in Netherlands for a student exchange program. Nothing against you people but when I got this bread with sprinkles for breakfast I had to excuse myself and cry in a toilet. I asked if they had "black bread" and they asked me whether this question was a hate crime.
The remastered version should have just been a 2 second video of the world map with the benelux removed
AND IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES
@@ForelliBoy *benelux gets thanos snapped*
Why?
Only Beneluxians would notice.
I mean, only Dutch people would notice.
2:24 average Friesland resident
Fr
So glad that you've put this masterpiece back online!!! and an even better version of it!!!!
The first 30 seconds of this video is just people falling over
This is so much better! It actually feels complete now. I wonder what the other rap said that got the video taken down. Also love knowing that the pause before the French music was intentional and not a mistake, it's one of the funniest use of silence I've seen in a while.
GEKOLONISEERD
I couldn't stop laughing, especially Baudet at the start "lizard people" 🤣
boudet needs ggz.
Luxembourgh City is just one mass shipment of neon lights away from being Night City.
Don’t worry man, I will download this video and put it on the internet archive so that this insightful documentary about the area I live in won’t vanish into the shadow realm of history
You didn’t even mention how every surface in Belgium is either brick or conkrete
ever been to the Ardennes?
Benelux sounds like a luxury perfume brand.
As a dutch fella i can approve everything about the netherlands in this vid 😂
Like you just got everything right!
Oh and btw: GEKOLONISEERD
Gekoloniseerd
As a Belgian, this is an absolute fucking masterpiece.
Every single aspect of this video is true and verifiable merry Christmas
This truly is a Black Peter moment
Ok now i want a Welcome to the Mediterranean or nothing.
So glad to see this again, I hope it stays on! I really liked the vid and couldn't find it anymore...
As a belgian, i can say that this is the most accurate explanation of my country.
Hallo allemaal, wat fijn dat je er bent!
Me a dutchman: belgium? Oh you mean the southern Netherlands
I want to once again thank you for making this video after ive commented Benelux pls on every video of you when i remembered (at least 3)
If you make a Welcome to SEA/ASEAN content, i will do great things in life i promise.
Luxemburger here. Everything in this video is extremely accurate, even the fact we boast skyscrapers and 300m high holograms to show ads. You guys don't know about it because we like to keep tourism low
As a native of the East Indies, I can say that the video is 100% full of spices and...
WEEEEDDD 😂😂😂
Now honestly, since 963, Luxembourg have had an extensive history, and a lot of dangerous events.
Of course, I don't question the danger these mighty bovines represents.
Luxemburg was a part of germany until 1839 lol
@@berlin4127 You know Luxembourg never was part of Germany ? Of the HRE and the German Confederation, yes, but never of Germany. Especially not until 1839, since Germany exists, as a state, only since 1871.
@@lordbelou7279 mimimi Heiliges römisches Reich DEUTSCHER NATIONEN, Luxemburg is a german state just like Austria or Germany ,
as a person from belgium i can confirm that we are actually dutch (we're french) (we are not) (we are german but not really)
As BELGIUM 🇧🇪 🇧🇪 I want to say you portrayed us 💯 % accurate ❤
Should've put us Belgians in smothering chocolate and fries all over our body.
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Yep.
Dit heb ik eerder gedaan.
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Great video, incredibly accurate representation of the BeNeLux.
I have watched this video 3 times already it is a masterpiece
'GEKOLONISEERD'
Glad that this is back on TH-cam.
This is a typhoid good video, I laughed out cancer loud. Thank you very muts
God damn no need to call me out like that LMAO, also you were very right about every thing about the Netherlands (sadly)
As a native belgian, I applaud this.
As a fellow Dutch i can agree that the memes are very relatable
"Why does Belgium exist?"
Well, there is a point where we needed to stop and we've clearly passed it but let's keep going and see what happens.
"So France and Germany would stop fighting"
That didn't go well now did it?
Belgium is defined by borders set by everyone living near Belgium. Originally the people living in Flanders where a couple of tribes known to be the people who didn't allow the Romans to dictate them for the longest of times(even got a comic series, videogames and french voiced movies about that called Astrix et Obelix) in the end we became roman christians like everyone else in the western world. We lost our tribes, traded with the irish and lost our language. It's quite funny how all the worldpowers try to define what a "belgian" is supposed to mean when the original members of this plot of dirt never cared about anything ya'll tried to make us believe. It can't be a coincidence that a story about a guy who tried to defy the roman empire(where all people in power where jewish) is the one that was the downfall of our tribes. Also a less then tiny detail is that in the first bible the story was not about jesus of nazareth at all. It was a story about the creation of everything earthly and the rule of one allmighty figure who had a ton of "unearthly" beasts working for him. OH AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST and this goes into conspiracy levels(like everything called religious believe) It's pretty funny how the angels are described litterally the same as what psychonauts describe as interdimensional beings who've been seen trough the ages by tons of different societies who had no idea of eachothers existance both in space AND time. The last rumor spread had to do with some people working at NASA on vibrations and sound apperantly triggering a group "psychosis" where they all felt vibrations speaking to them with a message along the lines of this: "we didn't expect you to contact us again", "never do that again" and a clear distaste for humanity putting visuals before vibration/sound.
Yeah didn't think the origins of the inhabitants of flanders and it's swamplands was that interconnected to some non comformist subculture. So the biggest noncomformists in history are linked to modern noncomformists perhaps?
I am aware the comment is long for modern standards but its about history spanning more then 2000 years what could you expect XD
Now you can ask yourself why the plans made by the World Economic Forum for the three state city covers allmost whole of flanders and just a tiny bit of germany and the netherlands. Yet it is still the case that only the farmers from a certain part in netherlands care about those plans enough to take action in protest.
@@FriendOfNightknight122 idk what you're smoking. But it's powerful and I really want some.
1:10 I know! I one time got to Luxembourg and it's like the future, weird metros things type of the ROAD, huge buildings bigger then all of EU
Edit: im belgian
well here we are again, it's always quite a pleasure
Oklahoma Texas and Canada next please!
Bro, we dutch sort of INVENTED christmas. Thats why the name "Santa Claus" is similar to "Sinterklaas".
This video is one of most accurate description of how it is out here.
still one of the most accurate videos ever made. thank you
What's the song during the introduction of futurist looking Luxembourg?
1:59 is super accurate. My home country is flatter than dwayne johnsons head