Yeah but he wasn't really a communist, just an ultranationalist maniac who latched onto socialism as a means to revolution. Socialist Vietnam put an end to that shit
@@hodoupmer Uncle Ho's the kinda wholesome guy who grows his own special strains in his backyard and while he does smoke with you, is more of a chill, lovable grandpa than a sesh member: he makes sure everyone is comfortable, makes tea for the cottonmouth and provides snacks while entertaining everyone with his wit and humor and inspiring with his wise words and gentle demeanor. He also gives a fat pack of his homegrown za to each member of the sesh as a gift when you all leave.
Pol Pot - literally has pot in his name - grows his shit himself, 100% pure none of that chemical shit - gets paranoid af when hitting the zaza - hates anyone who's getting intelectual while smoking
There was a Prussian secret police report on Karl Marx that said: “His intellectual superiority exercises an irresistible force on his surroundings. In his private life he is a highly disorderly, cynical human being and a bad manager. He lives the life of a gypsy, of an intellectual Bohemian, washing, combing, and changing his linen are things he does rarely. He likes to get drunk. He is often idle for days on end, but when he has work to do, he will work day and night with tireless endurance. For him there is no such thing as a fixed time for sleeping and waking. He will often stay up the whole night and then lie down on the sofa, fully dressed, around midday and then sleep till evening, untroubled by the fact that the whole world comes and goes through his room.” So yeah he was definitely smoking on that pipe.
@@theKobus idk man. Hoxha seems like the kinda guy that would take two hits from the bowl and say that you be talking behind his back. The good news is that that bunker grown Cham white crystal Bektashi mountain grass is strong enough to send you to the highest order of heaven, so yeah.
"They say that the weed grown in the USSR under Stalin was some of the most potent ever known to man. Under the guidance of Trofim Lysenko, Stalin assembled a crack team of growers whose marijuana was known for its intense body high and clarifying mental effects. In his personal diaries, Nikolai Bukharin writes, "Joseph [Stalin] came to me one night as I was struggling to finish the final edit of an issue of Pravda. He handed me an ounce of marijuana that reeked of skunk. The smell alone was enough to make me tremble. 'This is a gift from Lysenko and l' he said, and left almost immediately. I smoked that weed and I was never the same."
Thomas Sankara would wait until I’m high and then give this motivational speech to to out and achieve my dreams to where I wouldn’t even want to smoke anymore
"Women hold up _the other half_ of the sky" said he, paraphrasing Mao. But who holds up the _other_ other half, I wondered? "You do," smiled Thomas, and having deftly finished the seal, he handed me the ready blunt with a strike-anywhere match
Karl Marx is 100% the dude was a legendary party animal, there is an entire pub crawl on London to do the crawl Marx would pretty much do weekly while he smashed every street lamp throwing rocks at them on the way lmao. like 2 days before the Communist Manifesto was due, he had only written one line "A frightful Goblin" because he was trying to break the world record for smoking most cigars in a row instead. Based.
This video would have been perfect with Ho Chi Minh, the guy did poetry and he was a real chad, I'm sure he would leave you on a trip, half for the weed and the other for all the things he would tell you along the way
@@quoccuongtran724 rip uncle, only commie i fw (besides ya boy Tito, bro has the finest smoke rings in the balkans, dude is livin the life, plus we smoke with tupac regularly
Right? He has weed so dank you'll survive a massive raid by the Nazis and Ustace. He was just smoking in his cave while being bombed. Legends say he sent some Yugoslav partisan fire to Stalin and it was too potent and he died (true story)
@@thesaul9484 The vacuum of based energy created by his death is what destroyed Yugoslavia. Now they're smoking ditch weed and brick weed and massacring each other over a dozen head of cattle or something.
Chill Feudal Leaders I'd smoke with: -William I the Cougher -Charred Lungs Magnus -Basil the Zaza Slaya -Pope Innospliff III -Salah ha-Shish -Robert the Boof -Vlad the Inhaler -Edward the Bongshanks -Ivan the Tarrible -Alfred the Vape -Frederick Barbaroacha
4:10 fun fact: North Korea literally runs a Meth Business and has the best meth in the world. Literal clinical grade stuff, makes Heisenberg looks like garbage.
This is straight from Nikolai Bukharin’s memoirs: "Joseph [Stalin] came to me one night as I was struggling to finish the final edit of an issue of Pravda. He handed me an ounce of marijuana that reeked of skunk. The smell alone was enough to make me tremble. 'This is a gift from Lysenko and I' he said, and left almost immediately. I smoked that weed and I was never the same."
He’d kill Thaiboy for Khmer ethnonationalist reasons and Ecco is British (too western) but he fucked heavy with the prime minister of Sweden so Bladee makes the most sense
Juan Posadas: Do not take a hit from him, nobody's sure what his mix is, but he's bouncing off the walls; one moment he won't shut up about nuclear armegeddon, next he's giggling about how chill aliens would be. He's a total liability; the last time you let him out of your sight he started chatting up a dolphin.
Pol pot earned his name, Hoxa is the ultimate paranoid stoner, tito wanted to act like he was always original, you could do a part 2 of this and other types of figures
You know Uncle Ho would want to go hiking or do some activity afterward. He would also probably make amazing smoothies for the squad so he's a big affirmative for me.
great video and ho chi minh is always in my dream blunt rotation the guy literally worked on the streets of rio de janeiro as a waiter in Lapa. True legend br
Yooo great vid, i'd recommend for a part two for you to pick Thomas Sankara, Carlos Marighella, Ho Chi Min... primarily communists from Africa were missing.
I'd totally smoke with Dzierżyński, especially back in my early 20s when people sometimes joked I looked like him (when wearing a cap and coat). Dude created the troops responsible for shooting retreating friendlies and executing undesirables and was an experienced terrorist, I could learn so much from him. In Minecraft of course.
@@fodeabdoulaye3245 he was a reformist marxist, never called himself communist because there was already a communist party in chile which was associated with the ussr. He did not want to be associated with soviet-style authoritarian socialism. He was a communist tho.
c'mon fw ya boy
twitter.com/realwow_mao
communist
no
Basdd
i've never been this early lmfao
BOOOOO
Trotsky rolls worst blunt ever.
Asked to leave the Soviet Union
"The Trotskyite rollers are ruining out glorious United Smoke Sesh Republic."
@@sillygoose9791United Smoking Soviet Republics is fire
Man was so bad he was kicked out of the Soviet bong sesh
Not as bad as Hasan bringing Dextro when he was SPECIFICALLY told to bring Code with his Lame Ass GTF out the function.
@@edgarcardiff7874 The Union of Soviet Socialist Reef-publics
Pol Pot literally in his name
I was so disappointed, they didn't include him.
Yeah but he wasn't really a communist, just an ultranationalist maniac who latched onto socialism as a means to revolution. Socialist Vietnam put an end to that shit
This
@@Noperare cuz he banned weed off Cambodia only to import some exclusively for him to smoke
I'd take a smoke with reisen
The image of Mao and Stalin with the words, "the room is split" had me dying.
*ЌіІІ ўоЏгЅеІf, І Маќе Веттеѓ vіdеоѕ* 🤣🤣.,....
@NecrotronCGachaP you're going to gulag
Dude has his historical references down pat
@@necrotrongacha everyone: 4:17
Leftist splitting in a nutshell
Ho Chi Minh seems like a chill dude to smoke with ngl
fr fr he would smoke that shit at a snails pace and take two hours to pass the joint but itd be worth it
@@hodoupmer No way, he's that guy that puffs it for 1/2 seconds and somehow breathes out a whole mf cloud of smoke and pass to you, dude's tight
@@hodoupmer Uncle Ho's the kinda wholesome guy who grows his own special strains in his backyard and while he does smoke with you, is more of a chill, lovable grandpa than a sesh member: he makes sure everyone is comfortable, makes tea for the cottonmouth and provides snacks while entertaining everyone with his wit and humor and inspiring with his wise words and gentle demeanor. He also gives a fat pack of his homegrown za to each member of the sesh as a gift when you all leave.
This series has potential. Medieval kings, poets, inventors, etc. People need to know which of them were smoking that pack.
Serial killers as well lol
Definitely do philosophers, and check how many of them took the easy way out
Aliens
Reptilians
chill poets ..Edgar Allan Poe
Now do a chill feudal leaders you would smoke with
William the Conqueror
Frederic the Great
my boy barbarossa
Great idea, I'd smoke with the khan of khans
Brian Boru
Pol Pot
- literally has pot in his name
- grows his shit himself, 100% pure none of that chemical shit
- gets paranoid af when hitting the zaza
- hates anyone who's getting intelectual while smoking
I am loosing my mind knowing that major news outlets had to watch this video
?
you cannot just say that without context this gotta do with the nato leaks or something
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HUH???? ELABORATE OR DIE?????
plz elaborate
There was a Prussian secret police report on Karl Marx that said:
“His intellectual superiority exercises an irresistible force on his surroundings. In his private life he is a highly disorderly, cynical human being and a bad manager. He lives the life of a gypsy, of an intellectual Bohemian, washing, combing, and changing his linen are things he does rarely. He likes to get drunk. He is often idle for days on end, but when he has work to do, he will work day and night with tireless endurance.
For him there is no such thing as a fixed time for sleeping and waking. He will often stay up the whole night and then lie down on the sofa, fully dressed, around midday and then sleep till evening, untroubled by the fact that the whole world comes and goes through his room.”
So yeah he was definitely smoking on that pipe.
Don’t forget that he was also extremely racist and anti-Semitic. Dude had a letter where he called some black lawyer the n word like 3 times
@@herrlester7005 Source
he is literally jewish @@herrlester7005
Literraly me
@@herrlester7005”did you know he was racist and antisemitism?!!!! Check mate commie” bro I do not give a fuck
Deadass dissapointed that you didn't include my boi Tito on there. He's the kinda boss that would pass a spliff mid-shift on the site
He would roll a spliff inside of the oval office 💀
*ЌіІІ ўоЏгЅеІf, І Маќе Веттеѓ vіdеоѕ* 🤣🤣.,....
*Ratiiio Ni؏؏er, І Маќе Веттеѓ vіdеоѕ* 🤣🤣.,.,.,
I feel like Enver Hoxha would be chill. Not crazy strong stuff, but like, good snacks, comfy couch
@@theKobus idk man. Hoxha seems like the kinda guy that would take two hits from the bowl and say that you be talking behind his back. The good news is that that bunker grown Cham white crystal Bektashi mountain grass is strong enough to send you to the highest order of heaven, so yeah.
holy shit this is like a band kid's art project. homie plays hoi4 ONCE and now this happens
Bro didnt include Tito he was one of the mentally stable of the bunch
there are two outcomes after playing hoi4: you become a marxist or you become an actual nazi
@@Ajc-ni3xnboth outcomes suck
@@superduper3722smartest centrist 💀💀 equating literal nazism to literally just common sense
@@superduper3722 smartest centrist 💀💀 equating literal marxsim to literally just common sense
"They say that the weed grown in the USSR under Stalin was some of the most potent ever known to man. Under the guidance of Trofim Lysenko, Stalin assembled a crack team of growers whose marijuana was known for its intense body high and clarifying mental effects. In his personal diaries, Nikolai Bukharin writes, "Joseph [Stalin] came to me one night as I was struggling to finish the final edit of an issue of Pravda. He handed me an ounce of marijuana that reeked of skunk. The smell alone was enough to make me tremble. 'This is a gift from Lysenko and l' he said, and left almost immediately. I smoked that weed and I was never the same."
The Parable of Stalin and the Comically Dank Kind
Source? I hope its true.
I’d definitely smoke with Castro and Che.
castro won this
You will always smoke with Latinos
Castro and Kenny are in my dream blunt rotation.
*ЌіІІ ўоЏгЅеІf, І Маќе Веттеѓ vіdеоѕ* 🤣🤣.,....,,,
Castro yes, Che, no way
Thomas Sankara would wait until I’m high and then give this motivational speech to to out and achieve my dreams to where I wouldn’t even want to smoke anymore
absolutely based Sankara. would truly be a life changing sesh
"Women hold up _the other half_ of the sky" said he, paraphrasing Mao. But who holds up the _other_ other half, I wondered? "You do," smiled Thomas, and having deftly finished the seal, he handed me the ready blunt with a strike-anywhere match
Jamming out with him on guitar high as a kite would be dope as hell too
Karl Marx is 100% the dude was a legendary party animal, there is an entire pub crawl on London to do the crawl Marx would pretty much do weekly while he smashed every street lamp throwing rocks at them on the way lmao. like 2 days before the Communist Manifesto was due, he had only written one line "A frightful Goblin" because he was trying to break the world record for smoking most cigars in a row instead.
Based.
Based karl
This video would have been perfect with Ho Chi Minh, the guy did poetry and he was a real chad, I'm sure he would leave you on a trip, half for the weed and the other for all the things he would tell you along the way
i mean everyone in VN know how he died
man clogged his coronary arteries (or something similar) from smoking too much (RIP Uncle)
*ЌіІІ ўоЏгЅеІf, І Маќе Веттеѓ vіdеоѕ* 🤣🤣.,....
*Ratiiio Ni؏؏er, І Маќе Веттеѓ vіdеоѕ* 🤣🤣.,.,.,
@@quoccuongtran724 rip uncle, only commie i fw (besides ya boy Tito, bro has the finest smoke rings in the balkans, dude is livin the life, plus we smoke with tupac regularly
When he asks if you dig, he means it
Was hoping to see Tito on here. Man's a legend.
Right?
He has weed so dank you'll survive a massive raid by the Nazis and Ustace. He was just smoking in his cave while being bombed.
Legends say he sent some Yugoslav partisan fire to Stalin and it was too potent and he died (true story)
Underrated comment
@@cat_city2009 Zaza so hard it unifies and then destabilizes the entire Balkans
@@thesaul9484
The vacuum of based energy created by his death is what destroyed Yugoslavia.
Now they're smoking ditch weed and brick weed and massacring each other over a dozen head of cattle or something.
tito is too based for his presence.
Pol Pot would be smoking that mad pot
Yeah but the guy has probably killed a couple of dealers in his life, mf got a mean streak, and that shit can wreck a vibe
He'll force you out the city to make you harvest the weed yourself tho.
Pol Pot only smokes poo in a pot.
Yeah but he was as communist as the nazis were socialist - in name only
@hex then why is Kim Jong here?
I'm definitely not smoking with Stalin. He always gets paranoid af and always thinks that his weed is laced by the CIA.
bro castros weed is defneatly laced and he stills puffs that shit
@@elevatedmeance6807Stalin had no excuse fr
@@elevatedmeance6807 "bro are you good these edibles ain't shit man stop being a bitch"
**2 hours later**
"i told you these edibles ain't shit"
"Georgian Zaza will get you seeing the pyramids" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
True
this reminds me of the guy in my tf2 server who was talking about goblin gas being invented as part of the cambodian genocide
what server is this XD? I need to join in on the Cambodian rotation
skial im assuming?
Bro what server
I've been plating TF2 and some random medic opened his mic and just blasting that Erica song lmaoo
*ЌіІІ ўоЏгЅеІf, І Маќе Веттеѓ vіdеоѕ* 🤣🤣.,.
Now do chill Roman emperors you’d smoke with but the Real question is: would you smoke with Mansa Musa?
Caligula without a doubt, mad bastard would probably put another horse in the Senate if he had good enough pack
Mansa Musa is on that African strain,one rip of that and you die
I know for sure Caligula has some strong stuff. Man was always tweaking
marc aurelius straight up even tho the guy would start breaking balls about his stoic beliefs
Hell yea
Bro I was not expecting Hasan that shit had me rollin'.
I know tito is non aligned and everything but imagine hitting the zoot with him
*ЌіІІ ўоЏгЅеІf, І Маќе Веттеѓ vіdеоѕ* 🤣🤣.,....
@@necrotrongacha Hypocritical channel description
bro lit up in the white house like come on
@@necrotrongacha but have you had classified nato documents leaked in your discord server? I thought NOT
Non-aligned, yes.
But still a based af comrade
What do you mean that Lenin and Stalin are historical figures and not Epic Rap Battles of History Characters?
no no they were ERBoH characters first but they were retroactively made real because their bars went too hard.
Hassan getting roasted kills me💀
I’d pay my entire life savings to have a smoke with Ho Chi Minh
I don’t even smoke
Chill Feudal Leaders I'd smoke with:
-William I the Cougher
-Charred Lungs Magnus
-Basil the Zaza Slaya
-Pope Innospliff III
-Salah ha-Shish
-Robert the Boof
-Vlad the Inhaler
-Edward the Bongshanks
-Ivan the Tarrible
-Alfred the Vape
-Frederick Barbaroacha
Dude his name is literally Pol POT and you didn’t include him. Smh
*ЌіІІ ўоЏгЅеІf, І Маќе Веттеѓ vіdеоѕ* 🤣🤣.,....
hes not communisy thou
pol pot the type of mf to bring spice to the smoke sesh
@@hotdogboxd Says who
@@hotdogboxd yes he is he killed people
4:10 fun fact: North Korea literally runs a Meth Business and has the best meth in the world. Literal clinical grade stuff, makes Heisenberg looks like garbage.
This is straight from Nikolai Bukharin’s memoirs: "Joseph [Stalin] came to me one night as I was struggling to finish the final edit of an issue of Pravda. He handed me an ounce of marijuana that reeked of skunk. The smell alone was enough to make me tremble. 'This is a gift from Lysenko and I' he said, and left almost immediately. I smoked that weed and I was
never the same."
Sankara: Doesn't smoke but is super accommodating, let's you smoke and chill at his place while he plays his guitar.
Video idea: Which member of drain gang would Pol Pot be more likely to associate with.
He’d kill Thaiboy for Khmer ethnonationalist reasons and Ecco is British (too western) but he fucked heavy with the prime minister of Sweden so Bladee makes the most sense
*ЌіІІ ўоЏгЅеІf, І Маќе Веттеѓ vіdеоѕ* 🤣🤣.,..
white armor
i'd smoke with wowmao
you know hed go hard on the whole bowl
I'd smoke with you and Wowmao
Now do a video of which Bronze Age Deities you would smoke with
Dionysus frfr
I would smoke with Mursili II. Dude accidentally gets passed the spliff, he starts tripping and so does everyone else.
yes holy shit
I smoke a fattie with Hades watching the rivers of fire and Sulphur in Tartarus
Enkidu from the Epic of Gilgamesh
"Which Philippine eldritch horror would i smoke with“
Kapres definitely
Che Guevara era médico, então provavelmente ele começaria aquele papo de que fumar faz mal (apesar de ser fumante)
hahahaha
3:04 you know Castro smoked cause his son made weed legal in Canada
3:18 this is funny because in Che’s biography it is actually documented that he would not shower on purpose for days on end during training.
Why tho
Showers are a capitalist plow to waste water
I'd totally smoke with Fred Hampton, although I'd be worried he'd bring too much heat from the popo
We boutta equally distribute this ZaZa 🥶
Juan Posadas: Do not take a hit from him, nobody's sure what his mix is, but he's bouncing off the walls; one moment he won't shut up about nuclear armegeddon, next he's giggling about how chill aliens would be. He's a total liability; the last time you let him out of your sight he started chatting up a dolphin.
Pol pot earned his name, Hoxa is the ultimate paranoid stoner, tito wanted to act like he was always original, you could do a part 2 of this and other types of figures
with Hoxha you KNOW you'd be hotboxing that shit in a bunker
We escaping the gulag with this one🔥🔥🔥
deffinetly Pol Pot, i mean he is associated with a song about frogs and owls smoking weed.
Me after smoking with with pol pot: 💀 (this is all that will be left)
*ЌіІІ ўоЏгЅеІf, І Маќе Веттеѓ vіdеоѕ* 🤣🤣.,....
@@necrotrongacha get yo bot ass out of here before i commit ethnic bot genocide
Hakim, Yugopnik and Second Thought missing dawg
Lmao at them including Hasan just to shit on him
gotta go with castro i know he got that missile crisis pack on him
Im on that cuban shit
thomas sankara would be so chill
True
Pol Pot,
cheefs the gas
Gets fucking paranoid at your friend with glasses
Makes the sesh weeeeird
FINALLY the sequel we've all been waiting for.
*ЌіІІ ўоЏгЅеІf, І Маќе Веттеѓ vіdеоѕ* 🤣🤣.,....
Of Course, with Comandante!
can't believe the antichrist called this low effort...I'm furious rn
Damn you forgot ho chi minh, antonio gramsci and even Engels ( another og that has all the pros )
came here to sort by new for confused boomer comments, very disappointed
Ho Chi Minh gotta be a crazy stoner bro, there’s a reason why the hippie movement loved Vietnam 🚬
woaahhhhh meta duuuuuude
i mean he smoked himself till artery clog (RIP Uncle)
You know Uncle Ho would want to go hiking or do some activity afterward. He would also probably make amazing smoothies for the squad so he's a big affirmative for me.
These 'who would you smoke with' videos are incredible, please keep them coming
Smoking with Stalin would make me para as fuck. If I laugh at the wrong time, he's going to disappear my ass.
This has gotta be a series bro
great video and ho chi minh is always in my dream blunt rotation the guy literally worked on the streets of rio de janeiro as a waiter in Lapa. True legend br
ok depende do ponto de vista 😂
lacrou
Yooo great vid, i'd recommend for a part two for you to pick Thomas Sankara, Carlos Marighella, Ho Chi Min... primarily communists from Africa were missing.
you know mao constantly on that leechlord pack, shit so loud it'll remove every sparrow in a 5 mile radius.
You forgot Pol Pot. I'm sure he can do pots all day long.
I'd totally smoke with Dzierżyński, especially back in my early 20s when people sometimes joked I looked like him (when wearing a cap and coat). Dude created the troops responsible for shooting retreating friendlies and executing undesirables and was an experienced terrorist, I could learn so much from him. In Minecraft of course.
He also fucked lenin wife.
*ЌіІІ ўоЏгЅеІf, І Маќе Веттеѓ vіdеоѕ* 🤣🤣.,....
You know it wasn't tobacco in my pipe.
My dad went to cuba and mf bough like 50 packs of cigars, found sum cuban cigard in the toilet yesterday
Leon Trotsky, more like, Sam Hyde
bruh the pics of lenin with the glass shatter had me DYING
The Bladee song instrumentals in the background is so chill man
Suggestion for the next video: Balkan leaders you’d smoke with.
you forgot Salvador Allende, Salvador Allende was chill asf with his personality, I would smoke with Salvador
its risky tho, you might get bombed while you're rolling the joints
Not a communist
Not a communist
@@fodeabdoulaye3245 he was a reformist marxist, never called himself communist because there was already a communist party in chile which was associated with the ussr. He did not want to be associated with soviet-style authoritarian socialism. He was a communist tho.
Nah, Allende's the type to just put on some abstract jazz, sit in a lounge chair and just smoke quietly, not exactly a thrilling session
Stalin is in the nightmare blunt rotation for sure
You forgot Brezhnev. I heard he rolls cigars with his eyebrows.
idk why they had to point out that Trotsky was dead but that made me laugh
The ripsquad beat playing durin troskys part is oddly fitting
Bro do you know anything about your Discord channel involvement in leaked classified intelligence information on 2022 Russo-Ukraine War?
my bro forgot to include Tito who was the first person to smoke in the white house while it was forbidden 💀
hasan really made it up there with the greats
Wow_mao would never end himself
Those chunghwa smokes would probably put you in a coma if you used them in a spliff
Where is Pol Pot? He had the perfect name to smoke with.
1:08 "If I not feeling Lenin, I'm not feeling Lenin"- V. I. Lenin
This was really fun. We need more of these weird ass tierlists 😂😂😂
3:51 love the thaiboy beat in the background highkey
Can you make this a series? Which fash would you share a blunt with, what philosopher is the best to smoke with, etc.
You know Che would be coughing and wheezing the whole time smoking a j...we all know that guy
Moral: the most ruthless = greatest blunt rotation
Except Marx his broke ass only wrote the manga but still would invite him to the blunt rotation
You forgot about Ho Chi Minh. He turned his would-be assassin into his most trusted bodyguard after one smoke.
Errm errm mr mao? Yeah umm could you make more of these when you have time? Fookin love em
I think Lenin is a strong first contender, would definitely punch a cone with the big bald man himself.
I'm pissed you didn't even mention my boys Ho Chi Minh and Pol Pot
you guys need a part 2
clearly missed thomas sankara the rock and roll tankie god
Excellent music choice
A guy name "josip" will be the one I'll smoke with
I came here to let everyone know Tito still has shooters out here. Tito best guy.
how did you miss the man who smoked in the white house, mr tito himself