Imagine sending all your convicts to a large island continent with beautiful beaches, tropical rainforests and great weather. Then keeping your cloudy, cold Island country.
I mean, if I saw an Australian-sized Spider in Britain I might just burn the whole country down just to be sure I got rid of it. I'd say it's suprising that the Brits who 'migrated' to Australia grew out of that idea, but I'd heard about too many wildfires to be sure.
@@Neion8 be more worried about being king hit by a bogan at the pub than spiders. Though I can keep bogans out of my house, the spiders find a way in lol
as a welsh native, i saw you shall must summon the blood dragon where erectus mectus in the pantus will challenge you to a deep pit ronald mcdonald pit of hell
Not really, because Clarkson has definitely mastered the English language and is probably hard to manipulate, but here he's categorized as Germanic Briton
The idea there are native Britons, Germanic Britons and French Britons, perfectly examplified in looks and character by the hosts of Top Gear, makes total sense to me.
I'm from Russia, Moscow region. Visited Britain a while ago. Was stunned (in a positive way) when i was in London. After a week there, decided to explore the country a bit. Then it felt just like home. You even imported our 'gopnics' into your country. How nice - adds to the 'home' feel. Even the knife stabbing feels just like at home 9/10, would recommend. Minus 1 point for harvested kidney after i was drugged at a pub. Otherwise - great country
Shame it's not a poor communist country run via dictatorship to help you feel right at home. Then again that's what you get when you assume London represents Britain!🤣🤣
"Growing up in the Stone Age, we learnt about the British Empire, and I thought Great Britain must be a huge country...till I saw it on a map, it's bloody tiny, it's half the size of Bedrock!" - Fred Flintstone
Don't forget humans. The English are probably the humans. They're dull, polite, creative, plucky, slightly overpowered as a whole due to their statistics which fail to prioritise any particular skill or archetype but leave few weaknesses, they have the most factions, the largest empires, and the greatest variety in armor and weapon designs... wait, that's not tolkien, that's probably more D&D or some other nerd shit.
As a Welsh person I can confirm that we do indeed fight dragons and live in the stone age. We also can speak an ancient Celtic language that can obliterate you... with spit.
@@beaucaspar3990 the Welsh are the true British people. When the Romans invaded the people went west to Wales. And were mostly left alone for the most part
I was expecting some idiot ing bullshit for Scotland like kilts or haggis but no, you perfectly captured the real Scottish experience, standing on a windy hill in the middle of a field. And yes I did have my mandatory watching of train spotting when I was 5 and it’s really helped me see the novel uses of kitkat wrappers
Now you can understand why Roman Empire's soldiers which came mostly from mediterranean regions and asian provinces (gauls etc aside) complained so much about being stationary in the british isles and wanted to go back home lol
Wtf are you on about mate. No Asians came over to Britain, here’s how much you know about Asian provinces you named Gaul which is ancient France an Asian province 😂😂 most romans mixed with Germanics and had blue eyes, the only Mediterranean brown folk who are classified as Europeans are Greeks and the Iberians. Any brown man spotted in any western legion would have been crucified. The legions that came to Britain where Gauls and Lombard’s for a short time. They even had their own legions with native Brits, some went beyond Adrian’s wall to try and get Pictish (north brittonic) territory, most failed but some managed to trade with painted picts. So they had no problem in cold regions of Britain, a legion lead by a Gaul man that had welsh men as soldiers went as far as the highlands but were never seen again in history so perhaps the Gauls had problems with the cold north of Britain.
@@EatitHarvey nah, he's a rapper. He was stabbed to death while he was waiting at a red light in the hood by some gangbangers, who call themselves "Senators"
"Being British is about driving in a German car, wearing Italian clothes, heading to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer and some Greek olives, then going for an Indian curry washed down with some Australian beer before going home to collapse on your Swedish furniture to watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Being suspicious of anything foreign."
Scotland being an empty field save for a pylon is too bloody accurate, oh and the cough completes it. Everyone is coughing always because everyone smokes or is subjected to said smoke.
I honestly love the choice to put the British Grenadiers over the British food intro. Every day we wake up and eat the stuff, it's full frontal assault on our stomachs. The reason we managed to build empire is because we were well trained in eating absolute pig swill and could manage with army rations for years as it tasted better than the food back home.
Pretty sure being drugged up on insane amounts of tea was the secret. Our tanks even have (and still have!) a built in boiler for tea on the move. Nothing more British than a nice cup of black China/Indian tea lol.
It’s so funny to me that the British hated their homeland so much that they created the largest empire in history to escape from the shitty island they were stuck on
@@aroutledge9565 "entire planet" Except most of Russia, most of China, most of América, most of Africa, most of France, most of Spain, and much of Germany (maybe 56 percent know a few words or more). You live in a bubble. You're the same as a Chinese patriot whose flag is his blindfold, claiming that China ist he Central Kingdom as in the center of the world. I've been to 7 countries, and in most of them, most do not know English.
The British bring themselves to civilisation to plunder to feed their cave dwelling people, Chairman Cesar would have destroyed Anglos if he hadn't been murdered
An Englishman, a Scot and a Northen Irishman all walk into a bar and each order a pint. After some time the barkeep brings their booze and they all look down to find a fly in each of the pints. The Englishman turns his nose up at the drink and pushes it away. The Scot starts guzzling without even flicking the fly away. The Irishman grabs the fly by the wings and while shaking it starts shouting insults at the fly for guzzling his booze. While this is happening, a Welshman is just outside the window, drinking milk from a sheep's tit.
For anyone that wants to start a new build in Wales, I recommend killing Anise and taking her Cabin as a house at the start of the game, plus there´s a flawless emerald nearby to get some money
if you look around hard enough in Wales while in sneak mode you can also find some hidden treasure chests with like 750 gold in them plus weapons/armor
With all the jokes, not a single mention of the usual alcohol, tea, fish and chips, or empire. That's how you know this is a video filled with pure love, not just a half assed attempt like usual bri'ish jokes. Never leave the country wow_mao, never leave. You're stuck here. Forever. My condolences
Except the food bit. British food is delicious if you know where to look. I have plenty of other cuisines to choose from where I live, but I choose to eat Bangers and Mash, Fish and Chips And Sunday Roasts because they are highly nutritious and delicious.
@@auxencefromont1989 orange is used by the Protestant Irish to represent themselves. This is quoted in the Irish (Republic of Ireland) flag. The colour was inspired from William of Orange, the Dutch stadhouder who usurped the English throne in the Glorious Revolution. So you can say that "oranje boven" really means "up the ulster"
@Nocoinersbtfo given your pfp, name, and comment, I’m going to go out on a limb and assume you’re a 17 year old post-alt-right conservative incel who gets his entire worldview from memes. Nobody in Britain actually eats the shit you saw in this video.
Britain’s like your great grand dad who fought in multiple wars for decades and was a heavyweight body builder but now is 90 y/o and wheel chair bound using alcohol to reminisce of old times while eating buttery sugar filled pastries till his heart snaps into several smaller countries.
England: Shows images of Wales Scotland: yeah, spot on m8, not enough sheep though Wales: Shows Denmark, and again, NO SHEEP Northern Ireland: Completely correct, no trouble with this one
not enough sheep or ridiculously long town names that makes me convince that welsh is not a langue but just a bunch of Random letters used to annoy and scare the English off from moving there.
"In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Continents will be reorganized into the second British Empire for a safe and secure society." - Queen Elizabeth II speech at the House of Commons minutes after the fall of Washington D.C (3012)
I don't know if the potato smileys was meant to accompany the word famine but this video is a master work and it is going in my S tier vid list. Thank you captain mowam.
Scousers booed Prince William at the Liverpool v Chelsea match, I almost died of laughter. the North is the only place in Britain with integrity and dignity. Tiocfaidh ár lá.
"Don't ask me why but I woke up in a steaming mood because I live in a shit hole" this spoke to me on a spiritual level. Also can't stop rewinding it, hilarious 😂
British person here, you have nailed it. Everything from the food, to the country side is something I have been a victim of. We’re messed up. Please help
@@scintillam_dei Or from them being repeatedly knocked out during the obligatory 2am drunken brawl in the kebab shop/taxi rank/living room with the missus...
English people have a buff that reduces damage taken from water, mud, grass, winds, food poisoning, and occasionally most sharp objects, which is the only reason why we're able to survive living here. However, we're weak to all forms of fire.
@@robzsarmy5471 and the story is about an upper class gentleman clapping the poors that infest the streets before sending them on a prison ship to America or Australia
In my intro to programming course in college, I had to write a code that essentially found the best hotel to go to in a country based on text files containing hotels from around the world and reviews of said hotels. It was quite tedious, but after about an hour I got it down. After lots of debugging there were still five preset test cases in which my code just broke, while for the other twenty or so cases it worked flawlessly. I was getting quite annoyed as I couldn't figure it out when suddenly it hit me like a truck. The text file that gave the hotels was written quite terribly, as the part that contained the location separated the number, the street, the city, and finally the country only with spaces, but I figured I had been clever by turning that part into a list delimited by said spaces and selecting the last element of the list as the country. However, what if the country specified in the input had a space in it? Surely no country would be so stupid as to do such a thing. However, in said hypothetical, completely inconceivable case, my code would separate the two parts and only consider the last word as the country. So I rushed to check the failing inputs and, sure enough, the specified country was always "Great Britain". This meant that my code was looking for the highest reviewed hotel in the magical country "Great Britain", while the closest it could find were hotels from a place called "Britain". With pale, tremoring hands I patched a few lines into my country-extracting function that changed the country to """""Great Britain"""""" if the country obtained was actually "Britain", and ran the new abomination. Every single test case worked. I wanted to cry; the British had ruined my code. I can't believe such a disgusting place exists. I truly hope it sinks in the ocean.
As a Welsh person I can't wait for Elder Scrolls 6 to release I've noticed more and more glitches around the map, particularly around Swansea, so the new game engine will be very welcome
There are 3 things that drove the British to build a vast overseas empire: British weather, British food, British women
And Bri ish live
Aye
British men 👀
Actually true though
As a Brit, I agree
scoltland is just fallout but with some grass innit
And distant coughing sounds come from the mountain.
So basically The Last of Us
innit classics LOL
@@numba12c0ck Yep, stalker
Innit!!!!
Imagine sending all your convicts to a large island continent with beautiful beaches, tropical rainforests and great weather. Then keeping your cloudy, cold Island country.
I mean, if I saw an Australian-sized Spider in Britain I might just burn the whole country down just to be sure I got rid of it. I'd say it's suprising that the Brits who 'migrated' to Australia grew out of that idea, but I'd heard about too many wildfires to be sure.
Jokes on you. Britain about to become a tropical paradise vs Australia becoming Arrakis courtesy of global warming.
The only upside is that the only venomous animal in Britain is the Shrew. It has a Chant.
@@Konkacha been waterworld this year with the floods!
@@Neion8 be more worried about being king hit by a bogan at the pub than spiders. Though I can keep bogans out of my house, the spiders find a way in lol
As an Englishman I once ventured into the lands of Wales. Dragons everywhere! By the Nine, never again!
The trick is to bring some heatproofing gear. It’s always helped be as a Welshman
Can i ride one pls? I will pay
They get too distracted by the sheep, easy take over lol
as a welsh native, i saw you shall must summon the blood dragon where erectus mectus in the pantus will challenge you to a deep pit ronald mcdonald pit of hell
The Top gear joke is almost genius, like Clarkson's
True Anglo-Saxon Warrior Clarkson
_POWERRRR_
Sometimes my genius it's almost frightening
Not really, because Clarkson has definitely mastered the English language and is probably hard to manipulate, but here he's categorized as Germanic Briton
It generates gravity
The idea there are native Britons, Germanic Britons and French Britons, perfectly examplified in looks and character by the hosts of Top Gear, makes total sense to me.
Hobits are the master race rho
@FemonicRBLX if you're a true briton then probably
@@I_hate_roads are you below 6ft by any chance?
@@I_hate_roads arent they from New Zealand tho
It's funny because english royals come from Germany
I'm from Russia, Moscow region. Visited Britain a while ago. Was stunned (in a positive way) when i was in London. After a week there, decided to explore the country a bit. Then it felt just like home. You even imported our 'gopnics' into your country. How nice - adds to the 'home' feel. Even the knife stabbing feels just like at home
9/10, would recommend. Minus 1 point for harvested kidney after i was drugged at a pub. Otherwise - great country
Thanks for the glowing review! Glad you had a lovely time, and cheers for the kidney! It was delicious.
Aw man, did no one tell u to watch ur stomach before you arrived? Major mistake. Glad u still enjoyed it though!
Glad you enjoyed your stay at the (not so) United Kingdom
Shame it's not a poor communist country run via dictatorship to help you feel right at home.
Then again that's what you get when you assume London represents Britain!🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Living in the UK makes you appreciate having sunny days or days where you can actually see the sky because they occur so infrequently
You really get the fallout nuclear winter experience, watch out for those mutant chavs.
@@cattysplat They seem to be evolving into 'roadmen' now
So you get to savour the joys of life
Yet it's about to hit 40c.. ☀️
@@Dave-hu5hr Yeah for a few days a year, what of it?
British Food: "War, Famine, Pestilence."
Gordon Ramsay: "Finally some good f*cking food."
OMEGALUL
famine is irish food
Conquest doesn't exist because all of them got eaten leaving none behind, even the recipes
@@reinerbraun5369 Africa: am I a joke to you
the four horsemen of the apocalypse:
war
famine
pestilence
figgy-plimplom bloubs
"Growing up in the Stone Age, we learnt about the British Empire, and I thought Great Britain must be a huge country...till I saw it on a map, it's bloody tiny, it's half the size of Bedrock!" - Fred Flintstone
I am the most famous man on YouTub! This is not bragging! This is the truth! The truth will set you free, dear rhea
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@@AxxLAfriku Correction: You are the most infamous man on TH-cam
The Unglo "Brutish" Horde as it was known at the time of the Flintstones
@@brq267 “You are as sharp as a f*ckin’ cue ball, sir.”
We live in a society where legos have labels warning people to not eat them but bri'ish food doesn't. 🤢🤮
Society 😔😢
i hate myself for being british now
@@MichelleW870 this person has never had a good fish and chips or shepherds pie, ignore them
Just like Brussels Sprouts & Broccoli, it warns you through its terrible taste!
Why do you think they went to India? 🍛
Hahahahaha
0:29 Happiest and most patriotic Bri'ish man
where can i find the background sound
Is this a movie scene
OMORI
@@onurerdemozurdilebekardesimDanny G TH-cam channal
Birmingham is specifically shit. Everyone here makes fun of Birmingham, it really is a shithole.
I'm shocked you managed to make an entire meme video about Britain without even mentioning alcoholism
And knife
And fish and chips
Tyrrany
low hanging fruit mate
@@kindmulberry7196 tyranny* if you’re going to use a language from the U.K use it properly ya wee rat
Wales is so irrelevant there not even on the UK flag
Attack the D Point!
they're🙃
@@whiteshrek2283 you’re parents don’t love you, THEY’RE looking into putting you up for adoption.
@@The_Humbugg *Your
@UCaUJZQuO8d57JopD3gFpPnQ YOUR mother !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ulster: Car bombs and mad Americans with 1% Irish history explaining how it isn't in the UK
sounds about right lol
British Copium 😂, arent you American btw?
@@EasilyCringed Most self-aware "Irish"-American
Do they at least "deal with" those Americans?
Should have included the Braveheart quote for Scotland:
“The only problem with Scotland is it’s full of Scots” 😂
"DAMN SCOTS! THEY RUINED SCOTLAND!"
shouldve used “proper british dishes: pretzels on fooking fire” as one of the british foods
Also forgot toast sandwich
WHRE'S DE TEA MAUTE?
Pretzels are so American that not even being on fire makes them British enough to be included
@@thomashall8701 Pretzels are anything but American.
@@huks9380 yodels in sausage
Ah yes the three types of British people. Also known as Hobbits, Orcs and Elves
LMAO
Don't forget humans. The English are probably the humans.
They're dull, polite, creative, plucky, slightly overpowered as a whole due to their statistics which fail to prioritise any particular skill or archetype but leave few weaknesses, they have the most factions, the largest empires, and the greatest variety in armor and weapon designs... wait, that's not tolkien, that's probably more D&D or some other nerd shit.
@@djinnxx7050 thats warhammer
Middle-Earth is basically fantasy Great Britain
@@djinnxx7050 lol there are no humans in Britain.
As a actual Brit born raised and living in London I can tell you this is the most accurate video I have ever seen about our culture
Wouldn’t have it any other way NCR veteran
"Northern Ireland shown in orange." Absolute top tier meta humour right here.
fun fact, British cuisine looks like they're still eating in the Bunkers
Underrated
British food looks like it was made with the luftwaffe waiting overhead
@@diamondbrony8550 british food obv. Chinese food is actually really good, some of the best in the world
@@diamondbrony8550 Chinese food is good when it doesn't contain some weird ass animals .
@@diamondbrony8550 British Chinese food is actually good
As a Welsh person I can confirm that we do indeed fight dragons and live in the stone age. We also can speak an ancient Celtic language that can obliterate you... with spit.
As an English person, I’ve got admit you guys have the coolest flag in the British Isles. I mean it’s got a fucking dragon on it.
The Welsh language does sound really cool, i mean it partly influenced elvish from the Lord of the Rings, Welsh mythology aswell.
@@beaucaspar3990 we'd have a dragon an all if those pesky french vikings didnt invade in 1066
@@beaucaspar3990 the Welsh are the true British people. When the Romans invaded the people went west to Wales. And were mostly left alone for the most part
@@garethwigglesworth8187 Yeah. A lot of the native Britons migrated to Cornwall and Brittany as well
I was expecting some idiot ing bullshit for Scotland like kilts or haggis but no, you perfectly captured the real Scottish experience, standing on a windy hill in the middle of a field. And yes I did have my mandatory watching of train spotting when I was 5 and it’s really helped me see the novel uses of kitkat wrappers
As frenchman i can say that english gastronomy is one of the greatest war crime ever commited
Keep eating your bucket of snails, froggy.
Keep to your white flag and marching backwards pal
Yeah apple pie, various cakes and pastries, what a war crime...
@@raven4442 Our food is so bad the whole earth cant stop eating it 😂
Your country is a Islamic principle.
As a british person, I'd disagree with compairing our food to the four horsemen.
You simply can't insult the four horsemen like that.
yeah basically all the food i like is from other countries lol
I dont know why people said british food sucks. Britain has the most confirmed chefs such as gorden ramsey
@@user-qj1vy4qt4x That learned from chefs that are usually from other countries like Italy and France or anywhere other than Britian.
@@90091 honestly I dont know britain food's name at least one of them (edit : steak?)
@@user-qj1vy4qt4x Sunday Roast?
Chris deserves a raise
First comment
Now you can understand why Roman Empire's soldiers which came mostly from mediterranean regions and asian provinces (gauls etc aside) complained so much about being stationary in the british isles and wanted to go back home lol
Wtf are you on about mate. No Asians came over to Britain, here’s how much you know about Asian provinces you named Gaul which is ancient France an Asian province 😂😂 most romans mixed with Germanics and had blue eyes, the only Mediterranean brown folk who are classified as Europeans are Greeks and the Iberians. Any brown man spotted in any western legion would have been crucified. The legions that came to Britain where Gauls and Lombard’s for a short time. They even had their own legions with native Brits, some went beyond Adrian’s wall to try and get Pictish (north brittonic) territory, most failed but some managed to trade with painted picts. So they had no problem in cold regions of Britain, a legion lead by a Gaul man that had welsh men as soldiers went as far as the highlands but were never seen again in history so perhaps the Gauls had problems with the cold north of Britain.
@@CharlesHapsburgRome had provinces in the middle east aka Asia
wowmao is so obviously welsh because he didn't make the obligatory sheep shagger joke and instead made it a cool celt thing
"They are the most ignorant people I have ever conquered"
- Little Ceaser's
isn't he a rapper?
Cant spell caesar lol
@@ikg2449 He's a pizza man
@@EatitHarvey nah, he's a rapper. He was stabbed to death while he was waiting at a red light in the hood by some gangbangers, who call themselves "Senators"
@@ikg2449 Rap is crap. Rome would have been far less cool if they rapped.
"Being British is about driving in a German car, wearing Italian clothes, heading to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer and some Greek olives, then going for an Indian curry washed down with some Australian beer before going home to collapse on your Swedish furniture to watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Being suspicious of anything foreign."
@@mrrandomant1104 almost as amazing as the people who voluntarily come to the UK just to complain about how much they don’t like UK or its citizens
Not to mention, their tea which originated from china.
@@mrrandomant1104 oh yeah like drinking smoking and fighting people. Some great culture to assimilate to
@@ian3087 Indeed we had to teach China how to properly export it though. We've been paying the price in cheap Christmas crackers ever since
@@Deathfromabove5 Japan? Third world? What?
Scotland being an empty field save for a pylon is too bloody accurate, oh and the cough completes it. Everyone is coughing always because everyone smokes or is subjected to said smoke.
I honestly love the choice to put the British Grenadiers over the British food intro.
Every day we wake up and eat the stuff, it's full frontal assault on our stomachs. The reason we managed to build empire is because we were well trained in eating absolute pig swill and could manage with army rations for years as it tasted better than the food back home.
After all, pain builds the strongest men. Growing up in Birmingham and surviving means that conquering the world was a piece of cake
Pretty sure being drugged up on insane amounts of tea was the secret. Our tanks even have (and still have!) a built in boiler for tea on the move. Nothing more British than a nice cup of black China/Indian tea lol.
It’s so funny to me that the British hated their homeland so much that they created the largest empire in history to escape from the shitty island they were stuck on
Such a shitty island, it receives around 40 million inbound visits bringing in nearly £30bn annually, with the majority being repeat visits.
The entire planet flocks to britain and tries to learn english
@@aroutledge9565 Not entirely true lol. Your country is mostly eclipsed by that of the United States as begrudging that is to say.
@@aroutledge9565 "entire planet" Except most of Russia, most of China, most of América, most of Africa, most of France, most of Spain, and much of Germany (maybe 56 percent know a few words or more).
You live in a bubble. You're the same as a Chinese patriot whose flag is his blindfold, claiming that China ist he Central Kingdom as in the center of the world. I've been to 7 countries, and in most of them, most do not know English.
@@adamlea6339 It receives hordes of the world's trash who have heard that the government pays you to exist on the wretched island
As Julius Cesar said:
"you can bring civilization to Britain , but you can't bring Britain to civilization."
The British bring themselves to civilisation to plunder to feed their cave dwelling people, Chairman Cesar would have destroyed Anglos if he hadn't been murdered
"WHAT FUCKING CIVILIZATION DID THE ANGLOIDS BUILT? THEY NEEDED THE ROMANS TO FUCK THEM IN THE ASS!!!"
-Proud Mongoloid.
The Roman's worsened the lives of the average British person, they grew shorter, had weaker bones, so fuck Roman "civilization" attempts in Britain.
@@aztaline5593 they deserve it tbh
@@aleh2459 That's ridiculous... how come?
"GREAT" Britain
As a welsh person myself, I can confirm that they teach us dragonborn shouts in welsh class so we can fight off the dragons that attack our villages.
An Englishman, a Scot and a Northen Irishman all walk into a bar and each order a pint. After some time the barkeep brings their booze and they all look down to find a fly in each of the pints. The Englishman turns his nose up at the drink and pushes it away. The Scot starts guzzling without even flicking the fly away. The Irishman grabs the fly by the wings and while shaking it starts shouting insults at the fly for guzzling his booze.
While this is happening, a Welshman is just outside the window, drinking milk from a sheep's tit.
“your t i t, hand it over”
-🏴
Cymru "people" when they ingest 7g of shrooms and take their family up into mount Snowdon to freeze to death (they are actually sheep)
Props
I think it's been almost twenty years since I heard that joke, wild nostalgia.
Nah, the Scotsman grabs the fly and says 'spit it oot!'
Another classic by wow mao
@UCzQC1Q2HNp0tePASngUVTvA how funny.
Edit: the comment’s gone but he basically just said “by g**k”
* vine boom sound *
In an age where misinformation is so rampant on social media it's nice to see a video that deals in 100% facts
cracked me up at 3 types, seeing brutish and unruly next to Clarkson xD
The first few seconds was a compilation of the calmest men in the UK
They set the guinness world record for England's calmest men
While they were high on horse tranquilizer
It sounded like Peter Weller.
@@LedosKell More like Gordon Ramsey.
Danny G was heard twice
For anyone that wants to start a new build in Wales, I recommend killing Anise and taking her Cabin as a house at the start of the game, plus there´s a flawless emerald nearby to get some money
if you look around hard enough in Wales while in sneak mode you can also find some hidden treasure chests with like 750 gold in them plus weapons/armor
Just kill every bandit/soldier you see and loot them and sell everything. Bring a friend too!
Whilst adventuring in Wales, be mindful of your surroundings. You don't want to ended up in a neolithic ruin or worse... The Bryn Celli Ddu.
Avoid Wrexham, the bandits get annoying fast
You can also improve your speech skill by speaking english with a Welsh elder.
As a Brit, I can confirm this is accurate
1:46 hits a bit too close to home, there was a girl from my primary school who's dad got murdered and he was found buried under a new garage
As a native Briton I am very offended, no mention of fish an chips 😔😭
fish and chips was created by Jewish immigrants, who learned it from the Spanish.
That one's Death
@Crustyprawn 157 yes
@@chepesantacruz777 if that was the case then where are all the chippies in israel then?
@@chepesantacruz777 j*wish
"At least we aren't speaking German"
Said in a Germanic language.
Germanic isn’t Germany
Plus why. I like German
Maybe they should say it in Serbo-Croat?
"Barem ne pričamo Njemački"
At least we're not speaking Indo-European
I love your name and your pfp.
"At least we aren't speaking German"
Said in a Turkic language.
Its funny you had rowan atkinson for "middling intelligence" hes an incredibly smart person
He literally studied engineering at Oxford lol he's fucking smart
With all the jokes, not a single mention of the usual alcohol, tea, fish and chips, or empire. That's how you know this is a video filled with pure love, not just a half assed attempt like usual bri'ish jokes. Never leave the country wow_mao, never leave. You're stuck here. Forever. My condolences
As a Welsh person I'm glad that our country got remembered. I also love how you chose to represent us
North Wales is banging
@@EuanWhitehead Yeah, banging sheep
@@_reichtangle_3750 I'm a proud sheep shagger
I thought Wales was a English city until
Year 7 tbh
@@glarbo3965 😂🤣🤣
As a Bri'ish person, I can confirm that I laughed so hard at this video my "Keep Calm and Carry On" mug slipped out of my arse. Jolly good show!
I fcken read that with a Briish accent and let me tell ya mate Im in the ground fucken dropin tears.
All the way from Thessaly Greece.
@Jericho Kilmanja Gay
I appreciate everyone who makes a 4:3 video in 2022. And as a eurobeat fan, I like the deja vu song in the background
Haven't laughed this hard in ages. Thank you wow_mao
As a citizen of Wales I can say that this is accurate.
As another citizen of Wales, i can also confirm this
Wales is based
WAIT....So the rumors didn't lie. WALES EXISTS?
@@mYnAME-ww9iv nah mate it’s just a bunch of mountains west of Chester
can you see america from brittain ?
I just learned that ur bri'ish-filipino im so sorry you had to go through this😥😥😥 hoping for a fast recovery😥😥😥
yeah hes a british filipino and filipinos could drink tea
Only escape is to return to the east, do it for Genghis Khan's Euro-Asian universalism
The only thing that could be more cursed than british-filipino is indian-filipino
@@hughjass9580 hmmm.....
He's beyond fucked then.
The key takeaway here is that Britain is cloudy.
happiest man in Birmingham
Me, as a Brit: **Waiting for an inaccuracy to be offended at**
…
“Damnit, this is right on the money, well played sir!”
Except the food bit. British food is delicious if you know where to look.
I have plenty of other cuisines to choose from where I live, but I choose to eat Bangers and Mash, Fish and Chips And Sunday Roasts because they are highly nutritious and delicious.
@@beaucaspar3990 jacket potatoes - dont even get me started
@@pairless Jacket potatoes with melted cheddar and some beans over the top. Great comfort food
@@beaucaspar3990 gourmet shit
@@beaucaspar3990 I'm with ya there mate. Different strokes for diff folks though, my Chinese gf gives me a 👁👄👁 look if I suggest a chippy hahaha
Our family was supposed to be moving back to UK in a few months, but this video has convinced me to reconsider my options. Thank you so very much!
if i were you id move to egypt
@@votpavel 2500BC moment
Why would you inflict such punishment on yourselves?
@@Gman240 Greg sosidge
Country's full
The Top Gear part fucking killed me
I live in Britain and find that this is completely true.Sometimes I wonder how this group of countries managed to build an empire.
"Northern Ireland, shown in orange." I'm sure that will not lead to any controversy whatsoever
Why would it ?
@@auxencefromont1989 orange is used by the Protestant Irish to represent themselves. This is quoted in the Irish (Republic of Ireland) flag.
The colour was inspired from William of Orange, the Dutch stadhouder who usurped the English throne in the Glorious Revolution.
So you can say that "oranje boven" really means "up the ulster"
@@studiosnch oh
Is southern Ireland nice?
@@quyiter It's not "Southern Ireland", it's just Ireland. And yes, it's certainly alot nicer than the North anyway.
Why did they even bother stealing all those spices and herbs if they still eat like the germans are still flying over London?
It was never about the taste. They only did it for the resell value (to other Europeans, mainly).
A good dealer never gets high on their own supply
@Nocoinersbtfo given your pfp, name, and comment, I’m going to go out on a limb and assume you’re a 17 year old post-alt-right conservative incel who gets his entire worldview from memes. Nobody in Britain actually eats the shit you saw in this video.
@@quartzking3997 yes they do where i live jellied eels are popular. theyre disgusting but people like them here somehow
@@quartzking3997 mmm bean sandwich
That's not fair. I remember having seen the sun once. It was a thursday.
The inclusion of Danny G makes this video an instant 10/10.
Britain’s like your great grand dad who fought in multiple wars for decades and was a heavyweight body builder but now is 90 y/o and wheel chair bound using alcohol to reminisce of old times while eating buttery sugar filled pastries till his heart snaps into several smaller countries.
Ouch.
Oddly specific
Hearts snap into countries?
@@mickeyman9431 he's talking about how Scotland and other member countries of the union have been talking about breaking away for years.
This doubles as a metaphor for Spain
As a Welshman, I appreciate being recognised as a true Dragonborn.
Same
not enough sheep in this meme.
Western England you mean ?
@@lukemackenzie2944 England? You mean Western Wales?
@@i_teleported_bread7404 *Eastern
I like how all the clips are scotland and the north, its true they are the worst parts lol
I am loving that so many of the photos of England are from my hometown!
Imagine, the British Empire conqured so much land and sailed so many seas to acquire valuable spices just to not use them.
Just the British way 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
what you think most expensive spices were?
Mate this is bullshit I just smoked a hatfull of spice, fuckin peaking rn
If we make food with foreign spices then it's not British anymore
Do other countries just put fucking drugs on their food or something, not even Scotland does that.
England: Shows images of Wales
Scotland: yeah, spot on m8, not enough sheep though
Wales: Shows Denmark, and again, NO SHEEP
Northern Ireland: Completely correct, no trouble with this one
Pretty ironic Northern Ireland having no "trouble" tbh.
@@EddC97 Congratulations Laddie, you got the Joke, as fer yer prize - check under the hood ya protestant bastard
Are you angloid? ew
I'm Danish. The panning shot of Markarth in the Skyrim trailer goes through more elevation than the entirety of Denmark.
@@zlosov5817 Am actually a papist....should I still check under my hood?
Also, creating sports and constantly losing in said sports is a classic British tradition.
i was so sad to see that video finished, i cried.
As a Welsh person, I laughed so hard when the Wales part showed up
Britain 2.0
Same 😂
Lies Welsh people do not exist
not enough sheep or ridiculously long town names that makes me convince that welsh is not a langue but just a bunch of Random letters used to annoy and scare the English off from moving there.
@@accountreality1988 Didn't you know Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is a suburb of Markarth
God save the immortal queen who's souls we feed every thursday.
come down to Smethwick, ask for Danny G
"In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Continents will be reorganized into the second British Empire for a safe and secure society."
- Queen Elizabeth II speech at the House of Commons minutes after the fall of Washington D.C (3012)
@@user-qd3lc7zb6n 😭😭😭😭
@@user-qd3lc7zb6n But you'll still need that one dude to help all those settlements.
What, is she the god emperor of mankind?
I don't know if the potato smileys was meant to accompany the word famine but this video is a master work and it is going in my S tier vid list. Thank you captain mowam.
Welcome to the Irish colony of Br*tain
Scousers booed Prince William at the Liverpool v Chelsea match, I almost died of laughter. the North is the only place in Britain with integrity and dignity. Tiocfaidh ár lá.
Don’t blame them they’re trapped on a tiny island with rainy weather
So is fucking Ireland.. The British isles? More like the shittest isles..
Actually here in London we get less rain than portugal. 106 days
It ain't that tiny and it ain't that rainy. If you wanna get soaked go to the Maldives during rainy season
@@tacotuesday2489 You got the whole crowd laughing with that one..
@@beaucaspar3990 Yea i know
"...Northern Ireland shown in ORANGE."
Every catholic in Northern Ireland raises an eyebrow.
Represented by one blown up car too :/
And why have Wales represented in white? That's France's colour.
@@spaceman9599 the narrators car*
So like only 2 people?
That’s why it’s separate from the Republic
0:29 sunniest day in England
"Don't ask me why but I woke up in a steaming mood because I live in a shit hole" this spoke to me on a spiritual level. Also can't stop rewinding it, hilarious 😂
Mate the way of life being born British is to earn enough money to get the hell out
@@Rex-X-Dark i get the idea
Who the hell prefers Swindon over Nice
That's Danny G from Birmingham
@@ZacTBH Then I can understand exactly why he woke up and thought that lol
British person here, you have nailed it. Everything from the food, to the country side is something I have been a victim of. We’re messed up. Please help
He didn't even mention the bad teeth. I think it's from the tea.
@@scintillam_dei
Or from them being repeatedly knocked out during the obligatory 2am drunken brawl in the kebab shop/taxi rank/living room with the missus...
Can we borrow some of your rain. I can offer you wildfires in exchange
@i kill retards *achieves
I mean.... there once was a time we Germans tried to annex good ol great bri'ian... About 80 years ago
Learned me good you did
Wales looks DOPE! Thanks Mr WM for showing us the world.
We live in a society where legos have a label telling you not to eat it but british food doesn't
LOL
stop it their already dead
Most people already know not to eat british food
This is the best comment I've seen in a long time. Thank you.
The most eaten food in Britain is Indian curry and Chinese takeaway because the native stuff is nearly intolerable
I almost drowned while going to walk in the british countryside lmao
I legit lost one of my shoes doing the same once. Had to walk home without it. I can only imagine it’s descended below the Earth’s crust by now.
read in maximum british accent-
"Well what did you go drowning for"?
let me guess literally anywhere in scotland
English people have a buff that reduces damage taken from water, mud, grass, winds, food poisoning, and occasionally most sharp objects, which is the only reason why we're able to survive living here. However, we're weak to all forms of fire.
Bloodborne=Britain Simluator
I mean Bloodborne is based on Victorian England so yeah lol
@@robzsarmy5471 and the story is about an upper class gentleman clapping the poors that infest the streets before sending them on a prison ship to America or Australia
And despite all our faults we are constantly being invaded by hoards in search of our way of life
absolute masterpiece
Gattsu hello there
2:14 And people say that france had no succesful colonies.
Well for a frenchman british isn't a great success.
England is our greatest mistake
@@maskr5520 Yet you keep importing Zimbabweans
@@ararune3734 no zimbabwe man
@@maskr5520 Algeria and Nigeria, same shit, they're all Zimbabwe
The editing is hilarious xD
I'm so glad you didn't forget to mention heroin at the scotland part.
British food: war, famine, pestilence and.... figgy-plimplom bloubs
All those colonial herbs and their food is still equivalent to that of sand.
The "Sand-wich" was invented there
🤣🤣🤣
Like seriously but joke aside why is british food still so bland ?
@@shivanshna7618 steak pie isn't bland
Chad eastern european: food is trash, so it's time to ask random Frenchmen and turks for better cuisine
2:08 British police
In my intro to programming course in college, I had to write a code that essentially found the best hotel to go to in a country based on text files containing hotels from around the world and reviews of said hotels. It was quite tedious, but after about an hour I got it down. After lots of debugging there were still five preset test cases in which my code just broke, while for the other twenty or so cases it worked flawlessly. I was getting quite annoyed as I couldn't figure it out when suddenly it hit me like a truck. The text file that gave the hotels was written quite terribly, as the part that contained the location separated the number, the street, the city, and finally the country only with spaces, but I figured I had been clever by turning that part into a list delimited by said spaces and selecting the last element of the list as the country. However, what if the country specified in the input had a space in it? Surely no country would be so stupid as to do such a thing. However, in said hypothetical, completely inconceivable case, my code would separate the two parts and only consider the last word as the country. So I rushed to check the failing inputs and, sure enough, the specified country was always "Great Britain". This meant that my code was looking for the highest reviewed hotel in the magical country "Great Britain", while the closest it could find were hotels from a place called "Britain". With pale, tremoring hands I patched a few lines into my country-extracting function that changed the country to """""Great Britain"""""" if the country obtained was actually "Britain", and ran the new abomination. Every single test case worked. I wanted to cry; the British had ruined my code. I can't believe such a disgusting place exists. I truly hope it sinks in the ocean.
i hate it on this island, please save me.
No stay on it ye fockin twat!
@@f-jericho4021 commie
As a Welsh person I can't wait for Elder Scrolls 6 to release I've noticed more and more glitches around the map, particularly around Swansea, so the new game engine will be very welcome
Underrated comment.
Just sayin'
Newport is almost unplayable at this point.
Those aren't glitches, those are heroin addicts
See you get get that infinite skooma glitch from Merthyr and then sell it off at the nearest tavern
2030
1:54 can confirm. This is Pretty much how my commute from home to work goes down every day.
As a Welshman I can confirm that is what Wales is like.