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  • @vonpietrek
    @vonpietrek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31547

    There are 3 things that drove the British to build a vast overseas empire: British weather, British food, British women

  • @ardendarling5613
    @ardendarling5613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11963

    I'm shocked you managed to make an entire meme video about Britain without even mentioning alcoholism

    • @m7ray
      @m7ray 2 ปีที่แล้ว +935

      And knife

    • @piggysew797
      @piggysew797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +690

      And fish and chips

    • @kindmulberry7196
      @kindmulberry7196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Tyrrany

    • @johnwotek3816
      @johnwotek3816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      low hanging fruit mate

    • @Azoria4
      @Azoria4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@kindmulberry7196 tyranny* if you’re going to use a language from the U.K use it properly ya wee rat

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3708

    Wales is so irrelevant there not even on the UK flag

    • @wb-4117
      @wb-4117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Attack the D Point!

    • @whiteshrek2283
      @whiteshrek2283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      they're🙃

    • @The_Humbugg
      @The_Humbugg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      @@whiteshrek2283 you’re parents don’t love you, THEY’RE looking into putting you up for adoption.

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@The_Humbugg *Your

    • @whiteshrek2283
      @whiteshrek2283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @UCaUJZQuO8d57JopD3gFpPnQ YOUR mother !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @samueldare9355
    @samueldare9355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    Imagine sending all your convicts to a large island continent with beautiful beaches, tropical rainforests and great weather. Then keeping your cloudy, cold Island country.

    • @Neion8
      @Neion8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I mean, if I saw an Australian-sized Spider in Britain I might just burn the whole country down just to be sure I got rid of it. I'd say it's suprising that the Brits who 'migrated' to Australia grew out of that idea, but I'd heard about too many wildfires to be sure.

    • @Konkacha
      @Konkacha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Jokes on you. Britain about to become a tropical paradise vs Australia becoming Arrakis courtesy of global warming.

    • @choobs8511
      @choobs8511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The only upside is that the only venomous animal in Britain is the Shrew. It has a Chant.

    • @samueldare9355
      @samueldare9355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Konkacha been waterworld this year with the floods!

    • @samueldare9355
      @samueldare9355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Neion8 be more worried about being king hit by a bogan at the pub than spiders. Though I can keep bogans out of my house, the spiders find a way in lol

  • @michaelleonardsetyawijaya2311
    @michaelleonardsetyawijaya2311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2847

    The Top gear joke is almost genius, like Clarkson's

    • @sergeant_chris6209
      @sergeant_chris6209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      True Anglo-Saxon Warrior Clarkson

    • @BruhMoment-fr4zr
      @BruhMoment-fr4zr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      _POWERRRR_

    • @kumbaya69421
      @kumbaya69421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Sometimes my genius it's almost frightening

    • @lukasholtkamp7614
      @lukasholtkamp7614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Not really, because Clarkson has definitely mastered the English language and is probably hard to manipulate, but here he's categorized as Germanic Briton

    • @dm7131
      @dm7131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It generates gravity

  • @ErwinSmith001
    @ErwinSmith001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5973

    British Food: "War, Famine, Pestilence."
    Gordon Ramsay: "Finally some good f*cking food."

    • @ampeerprime421
      @ampeerprime421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      OMEGALUL

    • @reinerbraun5369
      @reinerbraun5369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      famine is irish food

    • @Mediocreinput
      @Mediocreinput 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Conquest doesn't exist because all of them got eaten leaving none behind, even the recipes

    • @lalallama171
      @lalallama171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@reinerbraun5369 Africa: am I a joke to you

    • @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413
      @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      the four horsemen of the apocalypse:
      war
      famine
      pestilence
      figgy-plimplom bloubs

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7429

    "Growing up in the Stone Age, we learnt about the British Empire, and I thought Great Britain must be a huge country...till I saw it on a map, it's bloody tiny, it's half the size of Bedrock!" - Fred Flintstone

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I am the most famous man on YouTub! This is not bragging! This is the truth! The truth will set you free, dear rhea

    • @J0hnHenrySNEEDen
      @J0hnHenrySNEEDen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      GAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAAGAGAGAGAAGAGAAGAGAGAAGAGAGSFAAGAAAAGAGAGSGGSGSHSJABSHSHSBSJSBJSBSHDBDBDDSUBMITTOAxxL

    • @brq267
      @brq267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@AxxLAfriku Correction: You are the most infamous man on TH-cam

    • @RHR199X
      @RHR199X 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      The Unglo "Brutish" Horde as it was known at the time of the Flintstones

    • @antoinesilva1527
      @antoinesilva1527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@brq267 “You are as sharp as a f*ckin’ cue ball, sir.”

  • @ik2254
    @ik2254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    I'm from Russia, Moscow region. Visited Britain a while ago. Was stunned (in a positive way) when i was in London. After a week there, decided to explore the country a bit. Then it felt just like home. You even imported our 'gopnics' into your country. How nice - adds to the 'home' feel. Even the knife stabbing feels just like at home
    9/10, would recommend. Minus 1 point for harvested kidney after i was drugged at a pub. Otherwise - great country

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Thanks for the glowing review! Glad you had a lovely time, and cheers for the kidney! It was delicious.

    • @hydrochicken9854
      @hydrochicken9854 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Aw man, did no one tell u to watch ur stomach before you arrived? Major mistake. Glad u still enjoyed it though!

    • @drzilman4536
      @drzilman4536 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Glad you enjoyed your stay at the (not so) United Kingdom

    • @jawsjaws4018
      @jawsjaws4018 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shame it's not a poor communist country run via dictatorship to help you feel right at home.
      Then again that's what you get when you assume London represents Britain!🤣🤣

    • @aishik5127
      @aishik5127 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ReddoFreddo
    @ReddoFreddo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10132

    The idea there are native Britons, Germanic Britons and French Britons, perfectly examplified in looks and character by the hosts of Top Gear, makes total sense to me.

    • @I_hate_roads
      @I_hate_roads 2 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      Hobits are the master race rho

    • @I_hate_roads
      @I_hate_roads 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @FemonicRBLX if you're a true briton then probably

    • @James-ip8xs
      @James-ip8xs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@I_hate_roads are you below 6ft by any chance?

    • @Kaan._G
      @Kaan._G 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@I_hate_roads arent they from New Zealand tho

    • @bgggsht
      @bgggsht 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      It's funny because english royals come from Germany

  • @ilikecheese4518
    @ilikecheese4518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3654

    shouldve used “proper british dishes: pretzels on fooking fire” as one of the british foods

    • @apparentlyjeremy
      @apparentlyjeremy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Also forgot toast sandwich

    • @Vysair
      @Vysair 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      WHRE'S DE TEA MAUTE?

    • @thomashall8701
      @thomashall8701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Pretzels are so American that not even being on fire makes them British enough to be included

    • @huks9380
      @huks9380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@thomashall8701 Pretzels are anything but American.

    • @oleanderkazzy_
      @oleanderkazzy_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@huks9380 yodels in sausage

  • @francogiobbimontesanti3826
    @francogiobbimontesanti3826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3696

    Ah yes the three types of British people. Also known as Hobbits, Orcs and Elves

    • @danialaifaa1992
      @danialaifaa1992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      LMAO

    • @djinnxx7050
      @djinnxx7050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Don't forget humans. The English are probably the humans.
      They're dull, polite, creative, plucky, slightly overpowered as a whole due to their statistics which fail to prioritise any particular skill or archetype but leave few weaknesses, they have the most factions, the largest empires, and the greatest variety in armor and weapon designs... wait, that's not tolkien, that's probably more D&D or some other nerd shit.

    • @julianfernandezduca2196
      @julianfernandezduca2196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@djinnxx7050 thats warhammer

    • @theviniso
      @theviniso 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Middle-Earth is basically fantasy Great Britain

    • @francogiobbimontesanti3826
      @francogiobbimontesanti3826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      @@djinnxx7050 lol there are no humans in Britain.

  • @macklee6837
    @macklee6837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    As an Englishman I once ventured into the lands of Wales. Dragons everywhere! By the Nine, never again!

    • @hydrochicken9854
      @hydrochicken9854 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The trick is to bring some heatproofing gear. It’s always helped be as a Welshman

    • @Wolfboy_109
      @Wolfboy_109 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can i ride one pls? I will pay

    • @nathanmerritt1581
      @nathanmerritt1581 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They get too distracted by the sheep, easy take over lol

    • @ItsIcy3
      @ItsIcy3 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      as a welsh native, i saw you shall must summon the blood dragon where erectus mectus in the pantus will challenge you to a deep pit ronald mcdonald pit of hell

  • @angrywelshman7207
    @angrywelshman7207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6834

    As a Welsh person I can confirm that we do indeed fight dragons and live in the stone age. We also can speak an ancient Celtic language that can obliterate you... with spit.

    • @beaucaspar3990
      @beaucaspar3990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +403

      As an English person, I’ve got admit you guys have the coolest flag in the British Isles. I mean it’s got a fucking dragon on it.

    • @miks_w8945
      @miks_w8945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      The Welsh language does sound really cool, i mean it partly influenced elvish from the Lord of the Rings, Welsh mythology aswell.

    • @aidy6000
      @aidy6000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@beaucaspar3990 we'd have a dragon an all if those pesky french vikings didnt invade in 1066

    • @garethwigglesworth8187
      @garethwigglesworth8187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@beaucaspar3990 the Welsh are the true British people. When the Romans invaded the people went west to Wales. And were mostly left alone for the most part

    • @beaucaspar3990
      @beaucaspar3990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@garethwigglesworth8187 Yeah. A lot of the native Britons migrated to Cornwall and Brittany as well

  • @ArustwatDaGoat
    @ArustwatDaGoat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4151

    fun fact, British cuisine looks like they're still eating in the Bunkers

    • @laughsatchungus1461
      @laughsatchungus1461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Underrated

    • @rowdiken4837
      @rowdiken4837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +431

      British food looks like it was made with the luftwaffe waiting overhead

    • @laughsatchungus1461
      @laughsatchungus1461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      @@diamondbrony8550 british food obv. Chinese food is actually really good, some of the best in the world

    • @Snp2024
      @Snp2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      @@diamondbrony8550 Chinese food is good when it doesn't contain some weird ass animals .

    • @MintPro47
      @MintPro47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@diamondbrony8550 British Chinese food is actually good

  • @kraljsrba
    @kraljsrba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    Chris deserves a raise

  • @charlesk5175
    @charlesk5175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    Living in the UK makes you appreciate having sunny days or days where you can actually see the sky because they occur so infrequently

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      You really get the fallout nuclear winter experience, watch out for those mutant chavs.

    • @Oxley016
      @Oxley016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@cattysplat They seem to be evolving into 'roadmen' now

    • @bigfoot5064
      @bigfoot5064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So you get to savour the joys of life

    • @Dave-hu5hr
      @Dave-hu5hr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yet it's about to hit 40c.. ☀️

    • @Oxley016
      @Oxley016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dave-hu5hr Yeah for a few days a year, what of it?

  • @kronkrian100
    @kronkrian100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5564

    An Englishman, a Scot and a Northen Irishman all walk into a bar and each order a pint. After some time the barkeep brings their booze and they all look down to find a fly in each of the pints. The Englishman turns his nose up at the drink and pushes it away. The Scot starts guzzling without even flicking the fly away. The Irishman grabs the fly by the wings and while shaking it starts shouting insults at the fly for guzzling his booze.
    While this is happening, a Welshman is just outside the window, drinking milk from a sheep's tit.

    • @Thot_Patrol_USA
      @Thot_Patrol_USA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +600

      “your t i t, hand it over”
      -🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

    • @theproblemmustbeinyourpant5910
      @theproblemmustbeinyourpant5910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      Cymru "people" when they ingest 7g of shrooms and take their family up into mount Snowdon to freeze to death (they are actually sheep)

    • @chickenandksivideoreviewer9739
      @chickenandksivideoreviewer9739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Props

    • @Post-Truth_Cephalopod
      @Post-Truth_Cephalopod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      I think it's been almost twenty years since I heard that joke, wild nostalgia.

    • @juliantheapostate8295
      @juliantheapostate8295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Nah, the Scotsman grabs the fly and says 'spit it oot!'

  • @Connor_Montgomery
    @Connor_Montgomery 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2700

    As a Welsh person I'm glad that our country got remembered. I also love how you chose to represent us

    • @EuanWhitehead
      @EuanWhitehead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      North Wales is banging

    • @_reichtangle_3750
      @_reichtangle_3750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @@EuanWhitehead Yeah, banging sheep

    • @user-jh5wt8lq9x
      @user-jh5wt8lq9x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@_reichtangle_3750 I'm a proud sheep shagger

    • @glarbo3965
      @glarbo3965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I thought Wales was a English city until
      Year 7 tbh

    • @EuanWhitehead
      @EuanWhitehead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@glarbo3965 😂🤣🤣

  • @deadsnake5402
    @deadsnake5402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2977

    As a british person, I'd disagree with compairing our food to the four horsemen.
    You simply can't insult the four horsemen like that.

    • @pairless
      @pairless 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      yeah basically all the food i like is from other countries lol

    • @쏘주아재프로덕션
      @쏘주아재프로덕션 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I dont know why people said british food sucks. Britain has the most confirmed chefs such as gorden ramsey

    • @90091
      @90091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@쏘주아재프로덕션 That learned from chefs that are usually from other countries like Italy and France or anywhere other than Britian.

    • @쏘주아재프로덕션
      @쏘주아재프로덕션 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@90091 honestly I dont know britain food's name at least one of them (edit : steak?)

    • @captainpuggehh4617
      @captainpuggehh4617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@쏘주아재프로덕션 Sunday Roast?

  • @Noahthelasercop
    @Noahthelasercop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    0:29 Happiest and most patriotic Bri'ish man

    • @onurerdemozurdilebekardesim
      @onurerdemozurdilebekardesim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      where can i find the background sound

    • @onurerdemozurdilebekardesim
      @onurerdemozurdilebekardesim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is this a movie scene

    • @CooltasticOG
      @CooltasticOG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OMORI

    • @BraveMoji
      @BraveMoji ปีที่แล้ว

      @@onurerdemozurdilebekardesimDanny G TH-cam channal

    • @pliat
      @pliat ปีที่แล้ว

      Birmingham is specifically shit. Everyone here makes fun of Birmingham, it really is a shithole.

  • @EatitHarvey
    @EatitHarvey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    "They are the most ignorant people I have ever conquered"
    - Little Ceaser's

    • @ikg2449
      @ikg2449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      isn't he a rapper?

    • @Genevasplaytime
      @Genevasplaytime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Cant spell caesar lol

    • @EatitHarvey
      @EatitHarvey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@ikg2449 He's a pizza man

    • @ikg2449
      @ikg2449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@EatitHarvey nah, he's a rapper. He was stabbed to death while he was waiting at a red light in the hood by some gangbangers, who call themselves "Senators"

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ikg2449 Rap is crap. Rome would have been far less cool if they rapped.

  • @samuel....986
    @samuel....986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    Another classic by wow mao

    • @bourbon2242
      @bourbon2242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @UCzQC1Q2HNp0tePASngUVTvA how funny.
      Edit: the comment’s gone but he basically just said “by g**k”

    • @Dr.looksmaxxer
      @Dr.looksmaxxer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      * vine boom sound *

  • @jd_my
    @jd_my 2 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    The first few seconds was a compilation of the calmest men in the UK

    • @magnom3922
      @magnom3922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      They set the guinness world record for England's calmest men

    • @tobysmith2081
      @tobysmith2081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      While they were high on horse tranquilizer

    • @LedosKell
      @LedosKell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It sounded like Peter Weller.

    • @vincerizzo1401
      @vincerizzo1401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LedosKell More like Gordon Ramsey.

    • @cloaker1619
      @cloaker1619 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Danny G was heard twice

  • @Mr.SourArmpits
    @Mr.SourArmpits 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3038

    We live in a society where legos have labels warning people to not eat them but bri'ish food doesn't. 🤢🤮

    • @LOLITAPLAYER
      @LOLITAPLAYER 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Society 😔😢

    • @MichelleW870
      @MichelleW870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      i hate myself for being british now

    • @shane0707
      @shane0707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      @@MichelleW870 this person has never had a good fish and chips or shepherds pie, ignore them

    • @insertnamehere5809
      @insertnamehere5809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Just like Brussels Sprouts & Broccoli, it warns you through its terrible taste!
      Why do you think they went to India? 🍛

    • @areaxisthegurkha
      @areaxisthegurkha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahahahaha

  • @f3vermore
    @f3vermore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    I just learned that ur bri'ish-filipino im so sorry you had to go through this😥😥😥 hoping for a fast recovery😥😥😥

    • @ethanmjs2
      @ethanmjs2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      yeah hes a british filipino and filipinos could drink tea

    • @daseapickleofjustice7231
      @daseapickleofjustice7231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Only escape is to return to the east, do it for Genghis Khan's Euro-Asian universalism

    • @hughjass9580
      @hughjass9580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The only thing that could be more cursed than british-filipino is indian-filipino

    • @ethanmjs2
      @ethanmjs2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hughjass9580 hmmm.....

    • @catzor4795
      @catzor4795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He's beyond fucked then.

  • @bobograndman
    @bobograndman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2459

    It’s so funny to me that the British hated their homeland so much that they created the largest empire in history to escape from the shitty island they were stuck on

    • @adamlea6339
      @adamlea6339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Such a shitty island, it receives around 40 million inbound visits bringing in nearly £30bn annually, with the majority being repeat visits.

    • @aroutledge9565
      @aroutledge9565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      The entire planet flocks to britain and tries to learn english

    • @XiaoMof
      @XiaoMof 2 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      @@aroutledge9565 Not entirely true lol. Your country is mostly eclipsed by that of the United States as begrudging that is to say.

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@aroutledge9565 "entire planet" Except most of Russia, most of China, most of América, most of Africa, most of France, most of Spain, and much of Germany (maybe 56 percent know a few words or more).
      You live in a bubble. You're the same as a Chinese patriot whose flag is his blindfold, claiming that China ist he Central Kingdom as in the center of the world. I've been to 7 countries, and in most of them, most do not know English.

    • @BachelorChowFlavour
      @BachelorChowFlavour 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@adamlea6339 It receives hordes of the world's trash who have heard that the government pays you to exist on the wretched island

  • @alexh2947
    @alexh2947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1538

    As a native Briton I am very offended, no mention of fish an chips 😔😭

    • @chepesantacruz777
      @chepesantacruz777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      fish and chips was created by Jewish immigrants, who learned it from the Spanish.

    • @_Lumiere_
      @_Lumiere_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That one's Death

    • @chepesantacruz777
      @chepesantacruz777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Crustyprawn 157 yes

    • @accountreality1988
      @accountreality1988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@chepesantacruz777 if that was the case then where are all the chippies in israel then?

    • @newjerseyyouth4853
      @newjerseyyouth4853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@chepesantacruz777 j*wish

  • @AFGuidesHD
    @AFGuidesHD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    Ulster: Car bombs and mad Americans with 1% Irish history explaining how it isn't in the UK
    sounds about right lol

    • @EasilyCringed
      @EasilyCringed ปีที่แล้ว +11

      British Copium 😂, arent you American btw?

    • @urmum3773
      @urmum3773 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@EasilyCringed Most self-aware "Irish"-American

    • @nicholascharles9625
      @nicholascharles9625 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do they at least "deal with" those Americans?

  • @WallGon
    @WallGon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    For anyone that wants to start a new build in Wales, I recommend killing Anise and taking her Cabin as a house at the start of the game, plus there´s a flawless emerald nearby to get some money

    • @colep4617
      @colep4617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      if you look around hard enough in Wales while in sneak mode you can also find some hidden treasure chests with like 750 gold in them plus weapons/armor

    • @ApollyonZKX
      @ApollyonZKX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Just kill every bandit/soldier you see and loot them and sell everything. Bring a friend too!

    • @vandamn2716
      @vandamn2716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Whilst adventuring in Wales, be mindful of your surroundings. You don't want to ended up in a neolithic ruin or worse... The Bryn Celli Ddu.

    • @RetroPlus
      @RetroPlus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Avoid Wrexham, the bandits get annoying fast

    • @lotrlmao1648
      @lotrlmao1648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You can also improve your speech skill by speaking english with a Welsh elder.

  • @axelgalloway4294
    @axelgalloway4294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    As Julius Cesar said:
    "you can bring civilization to Britain , but you can't bring Britain to civilization."

    • @daseapickleofjustice7231
      @daseapickleofjustice7231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The British bring themselves to civilisation to plunder to feed their cave dwelling people, Chairman Cesar would have destroyed Anglos if he hadn't been murdered

    • @mYnAME-ww9iv
      @mYnAME-ww9iv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      "WHAT FUCKING CIVILIZATION DID THE ANGLOIDS BUILT? THEY NEEDED THE ROMANS TO FUCK THEM IN THE ASS!!!"
      -Proud Mongoloid.

    • @aztaline5593
      @aztaline5593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The Roman's worsened the lives of the average British person, they grew shorter, had weaker bones, so fuck Roman "civilization" attempts in Britain.

    • @aleh2459
      @aleh2459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@aztaline5593 they deserve it tbh

    • @aztaline5593
      @aztaline5593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aleh2459 That's ridiculous... how come?

  • @MaicullMichael
    @MaicullMichael 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6588

    "Being British is about driving in a German car, wearing Italian clothes, heading to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer and some Greek olives, then going for an Indian curry washed down with some Australian beer before going home to collapse on your Swedish furniture to watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Being suspicious of anything foreign."

    • @AleAlejandro666
      @AleAlejandro666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@mrrandomant1104 almost as amazing as the people who voluntarily come to the UK just to complain about how much they don’t like UK or its citizens

    • @ian3087
      @ian3087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +796

      Not to mention, their tea which originated from china.

    • @alecgurney9305
      @alecgurney9305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      @@mrrandomant1104 oh yeah like drinking smoking and fighting people. Some great culture to assimilate to

    • @edwardburroughs1489
      @edwardburroughs1489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@ian3087 Indeed we had to teach China how to properly export it though. We've been paying the price in cheap Christmas crackers ever since

    • @__chinmay__
      @__chinmay__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@Deathfromabove5 Japan? Third world? What?

  • @vp922
    @vp922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Should have included the Braveheart quote for Scotland:
    “The only problem with Scotland is it’s full of Scots” 😂

    • @StonerBaer
      @StonerBaer ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "DAMN SCOTS! THEY RUINED SCOTLAND!"

  • @silenthillappreciator5749
    @silenthillappreciator5749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    "At least we aren't speaking German"
    Said in a Germanic language.

    • @XXXTENTAClON227
      @XXXTENTAClON227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Germanic isn’t Germany
      Plus why. I like German

    • @quakeknight9680
      @quakeknight9680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Maybe they should say it in Serbo-Croat?
      "Barem ne pričamo Njemački"

    • @deeznuts6634
      @deeznuts6634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      At least we're not speaking Indo-European

    • @defytony5594
      @defytony5594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love your name and your pfp.

    • @loolfactorie
      @loolfactorie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      "At least we aren't speaking German"
      Said in a Turkic language.

  • @MightiiNinja
    @MightiiNinja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1071

    Me, as a Brit: **Waiting for an inaccuracy to be offended at**

    “Damnit, this is right on the money, well played sir!”

    • @beaucaspar3990
      @beaucaspar3990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Except the food bit. British food is delicious if you know where to look.
      I have plenty of other cuisines to choose from where I live, but I choose to eat Bangers and Mash, Fish and Chips And Sunday Roasts because they are highly nutritious and delicious.

    • @pairless
      @pairless 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@beaucaspar3990 jacket potatoes - dont even get me started

    • @beaucaspar3990
      @beaucaspar3990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@pairless Jacket potatoes with melted cheddar and some beans over the top. Great comfort food

    • @pairless
      @pairless 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@beaucaspar3990 gourmet shit

    • @MightiiNinja
      @MightiiNinja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@beaucaspar3990 I'm with ya there mate. Different strokes for diff folks though, my Chinese gf gives me a 👁👄👁 look if I suggest a chippy hahaha

  • @sainsburysdad4929
    @sainsburysdad4929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    As a citizen of Wales I can say that this is accurate.

    • @Lorddonen
      @Lorddonen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As another citizen of Wales, i can also confirm this

    • @theskiypdee
      @theskiypdee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Wales is based

    • @mYnAME-ww9iv
      @mYnAME-ww9iv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      WAIT....So the rumors didn't lie. WALES EXISTS?

    • @icebearCIC
      @icebearCIC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mYnAME-ww9iv nah mate it’s just a bunch of mountains west of Chester

    • @votpavel
      @votpavel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      can you see america from brittain ?

  • @CelticGuardian_
    @CelticGuardian_ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Scotland being an empty field save for a pylon is too bloody accurate, oh and the cough completes it. Everyone is coughing always because everyone smokes or is subjected to said smoke.

  • @zlosov5817
    @zlosov5817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    England: Shows images of Wales
    Scotland: yeah, spot on m8, not enough sheep though
    Wales: Shows Denmark, and again, NO SHEEP
    Northern Ireland: Completely correct, no trouble with this one

    • @EddC97
      @EddC97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Pretty ironic Northern Ireland having no "trouble" tbh.

    • @zlosov5817
      @zlosov5817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@EddC97 Congratulations Laddie, you got the Joke, as fer yer prize - check under the hood ya protestant bastard

    • @BruhMoment-cs6tj
      @BruhMoment-cs6tj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you angloid? ew

    • @julianpedersen9167
      @julianpedersen9167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm Danish. The panning shot of Markarth in the Skyrim trailer goes through more elevation than the entirety of Denmark.

    • @EddC97
      @EddC97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@zlosov5817 Am actually a papist....should I still check under my hood?

  • @HoboG0blin
    @HoboG0blin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Why did they even bother stealing all those spices and herbs if they still eat like the germans are still flying over London?

    • @blede8649
      @blede8649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      It was never about the taste. They only did it for the resell value (to other Europeans, mainly).

    • @user-zz3sn8ky7z
      @user-zz3sn8ky7z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      A good dealer never gets high on their own supply

    • @quartzking3997
      @quartzking3997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Nocoinersbtfo given your pfp, name, and comment, I’m going to go out on a limb and assume you’re a 17 year old post-alt-right conservative incel who gets his entire worldview from memes. Nobody in Britain actually eats the shit you saw in this video.

    • @marcoroberts9462
      @marcoroberts9462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@quartzking3997 yes they do where i live jellied eels are popular. theyre disgusting but people like them here somehow

    • @matiasdiaz8913
      @matiasdiaz8913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@quartzking3997 mmm bean sandwich

  • @notably5233
    @notably5233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    As a Welsh person, I laughed so hard when the Wales part showed up

    • @handsomegrinch6279
      @handsomegrinch6279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Britain 2.0

    • @Lorddonen
      @Lorddonen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same 😂

    • @memeulousfidgetspinner7874
      @memeulousfidgetspinner7874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lies Welsh people do not exist

    • @accountreality1988
      @accountreality1988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      not enough sheep or ridiculously long town names that makes me convince that welsh is not a langue but just a bunch of Random letters used to annoy and scare the English off from moving there.

    • @tomosprice8136
      @tomosprice8136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@accountreality1988 Didn't you know Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is a suburb of Markarth

  • @InnocentRiley
    @InnocentRiley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Northern Ireland shown in orange." Absolute top tier meta humour right here.

  • @DancaniaX
    @DancaniaX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    God save the immortal queen who's souls we feed every thursday.

    • @nopeoppeln
      @nopeoppeln 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      come down to Smethwick, ask for Danny G

    • @PrestonGarvey-j3g
      @PrestonGarvey-j3g 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Continents will be reorganized into the second British Empire for a safe and secure society."
      - Queen Elizabeth II speech at the House of Commons minutes after the fall of Washington D.C (3012)

    • @pixydust4112
      @pixydust4112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PrestonGarvey-j3g 😭😭😭😭

    • @Gman240
      @Gman240 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PrestonGarvey-j3g But you'll still need that one dude to help all those settlements.

    • @Sgt-Wolf
      @Sgt-Wolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What, is she the god emperor of mankind?

  • @crusader7772
    @crusader7772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    "Northern Ireland, shown in orange." I'm sure that will not lead to any controversy whatsoever

    • @AuxenceF
      @AuxenceF 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why would it ?

    • @studiosnch
      @studiosnch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@AuxenceF orange is used by the Protestant Irish to represent themselves. This is quoted in the Irish (Republic of Ireland) flag.
      The colour was inspired from William of Orange, the Dutch stadhouder who usurped the English throne in the Glorious Revolution.
      So you can say that "oranje boven" really means "up the ulster"

    • @AuxenceF
      @AuxenceF 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@studiosnch oh

    • @quyiter
      @quyiter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is southern Ireland nice?

    • @deadinfebruary
      @deadinfebruary 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@quyiter It's not "Southern Ireland", it's just Ireland. And yes, it's certainly alot nicer than the North anyway.

  • @icantthinkofaname8139
    @icantthinkofaname8139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Don’t blame them they’re trapped on a tiny island with rainy weather

    • @tacotuesday2489
      @tacotuesday2489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So is fucking Ireland.. The British isles? More like the shittest isles..

    • @Genevasplaytime
      @Genevasplaytime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually here in London we get less rain than portugal. 106 days

    • @kindmulberry7196
      @kindmulberry7196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It ain't that tiny and it ain't that rainy. If you wanna get soaked go to the Maldives during rainy season

    • @beaucaspar3990
      @beaucaspar3990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tacotuesday2489 You got the whole crowd laughing with that one..

    • @tacotuesday2489
      @tacotuesday2489 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beaucaspar3990 Yea i know

  • @Nvirr
    @Nvirr ปีที่แล้ว +29

    As a actual Brit born raised and living in London I can tell you this is the most accurate video I have ever seen about our culture

    • @pauliewalnuts5803
      @pauliewalnuts5803 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wouldn’t have it any other way NCR veteran

  • @MildPsychedelic
    @MildPsychedelic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    Our family was supposed to be moving back to UK in a few months, but this video has convinced me to reconsider my options. Thank you so very much!

    • @votpavel
      @votpavel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      if i were you id move to egypt

    • @XXXTENTAClON227
      @XXXTENTAClON227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@votpavel 2500BC moment

    • @Gman240
      @Gman240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Why would you inflict such punishment on yourselves?

    • @chickenandksivideoreviewer9739
      @chickenandksivideoreviewer9739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Gman240 Greg sosidge

    • @deeznuts6634
      @deeznuts6634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Country's full

  • @i_teleported_bread7404
    @i_teleported_bread7404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    As a Welshman, I appreciate being recognised as a true Dragonborn.

  • @shitpost.mp4345
    @shitpost.mp4345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    Britain’s like your great grand dad who fought in multiple wars for decades and was a heavyweight body builder but now is 90 y/o and wheel chair bound using alcohol to reminisce of old times while eating buttery sugar filled pastries till his heart snaps into several smaller countries.

    • @blueninjanoname7338
      @blueninjanoname7338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ouch.

    • @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702
      @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Oddly specific

    • @mickeyman9431
      @mickeyman9431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hearts snap into countries?

    • @joshuabruce9599
      @joshuabruce9599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@mickeyman9431 he's talking about how Scotland and other member countries of the union have been talking about breaking away for years.

    • @unclekarl5219
      @unclekarl5219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This doubles as a metaphor for Spain

  • @flyingrat492
    @flyingrat492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I was expecting some idiot ing bullshit for Scotland like kilts or haggis but no, you perfectly captured the real Scottish experience, standing on a windy hill in the middle of a field. And yes I did have my mandatory watching of train spotting when I was 5 and it’s really helped me see the novel uses of kitkat wrappers

  • @scarvenger9948
    @scarvenger9948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Imagine, the British Empire conqured so much land and sailed so many seas to acquire valuable spices just to not use them.

    • @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676
      @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Just the British way 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

    • @votpavel
      @votpavel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what you think most expensive spices were?

    • @deeznuts6634
      @deeznuts6634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Mate this is bullshit I just smoked a hatfull of spice, fuckin peaking rn

    • @euankurdziel2479
      @euankurdziel2479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If we make food with foreign spices then it's not British anymore

    • @JestersWrath
      @JestersWrath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do other countries just put fucking drugs on their food or something, not even Scotland does that.

  • @angrymonkey2479
    @angrymonkey2479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    British person here, you have nailed it. Everything from the food, to the country side is something I have been a victim of. We’re messed up. Please help

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He didn't even mention the bad teeth. I think it's from the tea.

    • @residentelect
      @residentelect 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@scintillam_dei
      Or from them being repeatedly knocked out during the obligatory 2am drunken brawl in the kebab shop/taxi rank/living room with the missus...

    • @thisnameisnotfake517
      @thisnameisnotfake517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Can we borrow some of your rain. I can offer you wildfires in exchange

    • @angrymonkey2479
      @angrymonkey2479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @i kill retards *achieves

    • @the_biggest_chungus7508
      @the_biggest_chungus7508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean.... there once was a time we Germans tried to annex good ol great bri'ian... About 80 years ago

  • @MisoHonk
    @MisoHonk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    "...Northern Ireland shown in ORANGE."
    Every catholic in Northern Ireland raises an eyebrow.

    • @spaceman9599
      @spaceman9599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Represented by one blown up car too :/

    • @Tubeite
      @Tubeite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And why have Wales represented in white? That's France's colour.

    • @mdrocks7842
      @mdrocks7842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@spaceman9599 the narrators car*

    • @spacesatan5840
      @spacesatan5840 ปีที่แล้ว

      So like only 2 people?

    • @LesserMoffHootkins
      @LesserMoffHootkins ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s why it’s separate from the Republic

  • @exunderscorejai
    @exunderscorejai ปีที่แล้ว +8

    In an age where misinformation is so rampant on social media it's nice to see a video that deals in 100% facts

  • @markjames7021
    @markjames7021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    "Don't ask me why but I woke up in a steaming mood because I live in a shit hole" this spoke to me on a spiritual level. Also can't stop rewinding it, hilarious 😂

    • @Rex-X-Dark
      @Rex-X-Dark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Mate the way of life being born British is to earn enough money to get the hell out

    • @Dz73zxxx
      @Dz73zxxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Rex-X-Dark i get the idea
      Who the hell prefers Swindon over Nice

    • @ZacTBH
      @ZacTBH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's Danny G from Birmingham

    • @Oxley016
      @Oxley016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ZacTBH Then I can understand exactly why he woke up and thought that lol

  • @DotDotDot0272
    @DotDotDot0272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I almost drowned while going to walk in the british countryside lmao

    • @Mouldypeanut
      @Mouldypeanut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I legit lost one of my shoes doing the same once. Had to walk home without it. I can only imagine it’s descended below the Earth’s crust by now.

    • @votpavel
      @votpavel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      read in maximum british accent-
      "Well what did you go drowning for"?

    • @I_stole_your_liver
      @I_stole_your_liver 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      let me guess literally anywhere in scotland

    • @TheActualRealDrPepper
      @TheActualRealDrPepper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      English people have a buff that reduces damage taken from water, mud, grass, winds, food poisoning, and occasionally most sharp objects, which is the only reason why we're able to survive living here. However, we're weak to all forms of fire.

  • @tomosprice8136
    @tomosprice8136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    As a Welsh person I can't wait for Elder Scrolls 6 to release I've noticed more and more glitches around the map, particularly around Swansea, so the new game engine will be very welcome

    • @dd11111
      @dd11111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Underrated comment.
      Just sayin'

    • @lucmorris9183
      @lucmorris9183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Newport is almost unplayable at this point.

    • @ProbablyNotLegit
      @ProbablyNotLegit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Those aren't glitches, those are heroin addicts

    • @flynnguest8323
      @flynnguest8323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      See you get get that infinite skooma glitch from Merthyr and then sell it off at the nearest tavern

    • @kingnothing5678
      @kingnothing5678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      2030

  • @DigBickerino
    @DigBickerino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:46 hits a bit too close to home, there was a girl from my primary school who's dad got murdered and he was found buried under a new garage

  • @peace_2520
    @peace_2520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    We live in a society where legos have a label telling you not to eat it but british food doesn't

    • @ararune3734
      @ararune3734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL

    • @Tyradominus2000
      @Tyradominus2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      stop it their already dead

    • @Cheesblenders4all
      @Cheesblenders4all 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Most people already know not to eat british food

    • @mrred773
      @mrred773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is the best comment I've seen in a long time. Thank you.

    • @RetroPlus
      @RetroPlus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The most eaten food in Britain is Indian curry and Chinese takeaway because the native stuff is nearly intolerable

  • @n4vyURL10
    @n4vyURL10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    British food: war, famine, pestilence and.... figgy-plimplom bloubs

  • @Gattsu
    @Gattsu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    absolute masterpiece

  • @CharlesDeGoat
    @CharlesDeGoat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    As frenchman i can say that english gastronomy is one of the greatest war crime ever commited

    • @Big-Chungus21
      @Big-Chungus21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Keep eating your bucket of snails, froggy.

    • @josephawilkinson
      @josephawilkinson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Keep to your white flag and marching backwards pal

    • @raven4442
      @raven4442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah apple pie, various cakes and pastries, what a war crime...

    • @Big-Chungus21
      @Big-Chungus21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@raven4442 Our food is so bad the whole earth cant stop eating it 😂

    • @CharlesHapsburg
      @CharlesHapsburg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your country is a Islamic principle.

  • @GuardrailBandit
    @GuardrailBandit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    All those colonial herbs and their food is still equivalent to that of sand.

    • @christophertito8118
      @christophertito8118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      The "Sand-wich" was invented there

    • @jojobunny6540
      @jojobunny6540 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Snp2024
      @Snp2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Like seriously but joke aside why is british food still so bland ?

    • @a_creamsy1st228
      @a_creamsy1st228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Snp2024 steak pie isn't bland

    • @michaelbondarenko8904
      @michaelbondarenko8904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Chad eastern european: food is trash, so it's time to ask random Frenchmen and turks for better cuisine

  • @StChrissss
    @StChrissss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    God what is this hell i am surrounded by

  • @schizogarfield
    @schizogarfield 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    It's always a good day when wow_mao uploads

  • @TempleofSolomon
    @TempleofSolomon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Its funny you had rowan atkinson for "middling intelligence" hes an incredibly smart person

  • @beowyfe
    @beowyfe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    As a British person I have to call you out for propagating the myth that Britain exists

    • @williamthebonquerer9181
      @williamthebonquerer9181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How's labor doing any infighting?

    • @zandaroos553
      @zandaroos553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It does still, unfortunately

    • @Sueci
      @Sueci 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Greetings "Will 🌹"

    • @k.umquat8604
      @k.umquat8604 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@williamthebonquerer9181 not from Britain,but probably still doing the same infighting as they have for the longest time, meanwhile they have forgotten the true cause

    • @williamthebonquerer9181
      @williamthebonquerer9181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@k.umquat8604 we didn't vote for Boris we voted for not labor it's a shit show of actual soc Dems and then the youth wing of Commies the older lot are pro Russia and Denny the Bosnian genocide and all are rabbidly anti Israel to the point they put reefs on PLO graves
      Bruh can we just reform the NHS and railways

  • @andreascovano7742
    @andreascovano7742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    2:14 And people say that france had no succesful colonies.

    • @paflamenace6513
      @paflamenace6513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well for a frenchman british isn't a great success.

    • @maskr5520
      @maskr5520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      England is our greatest mistake

    • @ararune3734
      @ararune3734 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maskr5520 Yet you keep importing Zimbabweans

    • @maskr5520
      @maskr5520 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ararune3734 no zimbabwe man

    • @ararune3734
      @ararune3734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maskr5520 Algeria and Nigeria, same shit, they're all Zimbabwe

  • @topicalturtle8685
    @topicalturtle8685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    As a British person, I can confirm this is 100% inaccurate. You didn't even mention knives once
    Also please unban me from your discord😢

    • @MantrTheSpiceGuy
      @MantrTheSpiceGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I got banned from saying I was pansexual

    • @upshitdownshit4200
      @upshitdownshit4200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Did you say the n-word 50 consecutive times it wouldn't be the first time a turtle has done that.

    • @votpavel
      @votpavel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      knives? i thought the new trend was acid

    • @claudiotavares9580
      @claudiotavares9580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MantrTheSpiceGuy Based

    • @Web720
      @Web720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@upshitdownshit4200 He only said it 49 times, sheesh 🙄🙄

  • @andrezits9723
    @andrezits9723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Top Gear part fucking killed me

  • @tomithy-6253
    @tomithy-6253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Every day, i wake up in england, i can't do this anymore

    • @votpavel
      @votpavel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      name 1 good thing you love england for

    • @votpavel
      @votpavel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Tony Montana i moved from russia to united states so its been quite an improovenent on my side, but last 10 years things been going downhill so its garbage,better than russia but still garbage

    • @XXXTENTAClON227
      @XXXTENTAClON227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Tony Montana I thought there was literally a record surge of migrants from Spain to England due to living conditions and lack of opportunities
      The weather is better but it feels like Spain relies on tourism rather than actually becoming a modern country … idk how that can be better unless you hate metropolitans

    • @XXXTENTAClON227
      @XXXTENTAClON227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Tony Montana I mean as in unemployment
      Don’t get me wrong it would be a lot easier being homeless where it’s warm all the time but that doesn’t leave a lot of room for getting out of the situation
      Plus I thought the UK ranked 8th in the world for living conditions, I know Spain isn’t bad enough to literally risk your life along the channel but Spain doesn’t reach the top 20 for living conditions
      Beautiful country regardless, it’s weird because I only ever encounter hateful Spaniards in comments but when I actually go to Spain they are really nice. Just more proof that everyone in the TH-cam comments are degenerates, including me unfortunately:(

    • @quidnick
      @quidnick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a Floridian I have the privilege of enjoying dark British humor without having to endure the weather that produces it. You should get a visa bro

  • @carved6749
    @carved6749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    1:46 Welcome to the UK where even our rain vents look like razor blades

  • @wolfgangallanalhazred802
    @wolfgangallanalhazred802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Did you know: The Scottish discovered fire last year

  • @bearman_1826
    @bearman_1826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The key takeaway here is that Britain is cloudy.

  • @willkaan9837
    @willkaan9837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Famine is the British special course specifically made for the Irish

  • @CharlesVeitch
    @CharlesVeitch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Coffee spitting outingly funny. Good video

  • @locksmiths2
    @locksmiths2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Pov:
    England = Serbia
    Northern Ireland = Kosovo
    Ireland = Albania
    Scotland= Bosnia
    Wales= Croatia

    • @marcoroberts9462
      @marcoroberts9462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      very accurate

    • @albanui6354
      @albanui6354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wales is more like North Macedonia

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don get it

    • @hugom4136
      @hugom4136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Croatia is more like Ireland tbh

    • @sco7642
      @sco7642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      England = Serbia
      Scotland = Croatia
      Northern Ireland = Kosovo
      Ireland = Albania
      Wales = Slovenia

  • @Felfan440
    @Felfan440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    cracked me up at 3 types, seeing brutish and unruly next to Clarkson xD

  • @Strike86
    @Strike86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    I expected to be insulted... but this is alarmingly accurate.
    If it rained less Britain would be at least 140% less awful. And the population, we could thin that out a bit too.

    • @Genevasplaytime
      @Genevasplaytime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      London gets 106 days of rain. Thats less than all of portugal. 😃

    • @_reichtangle_3750
      @_reichtangle_3750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Genevasplaytime London is pretty much the dryest place in the uk. Places like alnwick in the north get 228 days on average. Also unlike the more interesting european rains which rain heavily for a couple of hours or so and then buggers off, british rain comes down lighlty and then often continues to do so for days. After the rain has gone its is replaced by cloud cover and lower temperatures usually, which causes the recently deposited water to hang around for several days afterwards.

    • @krisbritwres394
      @krisbritwres394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep thats why covid got me excited but it was useless

    • @VPhantom-rf3qo
      @VPhantom-rf3qo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah let's start with the immigrants who aren't of importance to the country

    • @qualitybulletz1871
      @qualitybulletz1871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Genevasplaytime Yea that's London but look at Scotland and Northern Ireland it's completely different to just the South of England

  • @TropicalCrumpet
    @TropicalCrumpet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    That's actually the most accurate depiction of Wales. Thank you so much for educating the masses on our struggles with the dragons.

    • @flynnguest8323
      @flynnguest8323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      especially the white one, it just doesn't leave us alone.

    • @theylivewesleep.5139
      @theylivewesleep.5139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe they would stop showing up if you didn’t have one on your flag.

    • @Tornado2409
      @Tornado2409 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where tf are these dragons? Last time I went there, I climbed a mountain and saw sheep. No dragons.

  • @Kraut_the_Parrot
    @Kraut_the_Parrot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Gott bestrafe England

    • @SkyFlaks
      @SkyFlaks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Funny polandball man

    • @anotherbloodyalt2178
      @anotherbloodyalt2178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Cope harder and stop losing world wars g*rm

    • @wowmao
      @wowmao  2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      may germany follow the same fate 🙏🙏🙏
      (love you kraut)

    • @warcrimeconnoisseur5238
      @warcrimeconnoisseur5238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anotherbloodyalt2178 No

    • @neko_orin
      @neko_orin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@anotherbloodyalt2178 stop defending your jewish overlords, sheep

  • @admiralcasperr
    @admiralcasperr 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I wondered if there would be the _obligatory Top Gear referance_ and I wasnt disappointed.

  • @piercecreighton615
    @piercecreighton615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Northern Ireland isn’t even the northern most part of Ireland! I have wow_mao to thank for that knowledge

  • @elrisito4094
    @elrisito4094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    *SIGMA RULE# 1812*
    *"Wage wars for spice trade but never actually use them in your food"*

    • @violeattatelate9994
      @violeattatelate9994 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tbh. As an Indian. It’s not the normal English people that wages the wars ; bro they were just like us ; trying to survive. It was the aristocrats and upper class that did this stuff. These guys , wouldn’t have been able to afford spices anyway

  • @thenoobprincev2529
    @thenoobprincev2529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I completely lost it at the part about the racial classifications of England

  • @joshuabruce9599
    @joshuabruce9599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I honestly love the choice to put the British Grenadiers over the British food intro.
    Every day we wake up and eat the stuff, it's full frontal assault on our stomachs. The reason we managed to build empire is because we were well trained in eating absolute pig swill and could manage with army rations for years as it tasted better than the food back home.

    • @XXXTENTAClON227
      @XXXTENTAClON227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      After all, pain builds the strongest men. Growing up in Birmingham and surviving means that conquering the world was a piece of cake

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty sure being drugged up on insane amounts of tea was the secret. Our tanks even have (and still have!) a built in boiler for tea on the move. Nothing more British than a nice cup of black China/Indian tea lol.

  • @MrrShadoww
    @MrrShadoww 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Scotland: hell with grass
    Wales: hell with crazy/awesome people
    Northern Ireland: hell with bombs
    England: worse than hell

  • @confused4971
    @confused4971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    The Holy Father really put mao_lao's spawn point on the Fhillippines only to make him end up on European Philippines 💀

    • @marny3559
      @marny3559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought he was from Hong Kong, not the Philippines?

    • @warcrimeconnoisseur5238
      @warcrimeconnoisseur5238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@marny3559 He's from Albania

    • @AS-rd4xi
      @AS-rd4xi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@warcrimeconnoisseur5238 Hes actually mongol

    • @warcrimeconnoisseur5238
      @warcrimeconnoisseur5238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@AS-rd4xi Is he way more racist than any of us?

    • @jollyg6365
      @jollyg6365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@warcrimeconnoisseur5238 🇦🇱💪🏻😎

  • @theredtechnician
    @theredtechnician 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    As a Welshman I can confirm that it is Skyrim, we are even at the same technology level bar having more sheep.

    • @Lorddonen
      @Lorddonen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As another Welshman, i can confirm this comment

    • @zandaroos553
      @zandaroos553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Didn’t the EU region development authority classify Wales as a developing country?

    • @chocolateneko9912
      @chocolateneko9912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zandaroos553 lol

    • @Lorddonen
      @Lorddonen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zandaroos553 did they?

    • @angrywelshman7207
      @angrywelshman7207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zandaroos553 guess we'll never know

  • @n25783
    @n25783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    With all the jokes, not a single mention of the usual alcohol, tea, fish and chips, or empire. That's how you know this is a video filled with pure love, not just a half assed attempt like usual bri'ish jokes. Never leave the country wow_mao, never leave. You're stuck here. Forever. My condolences

  • @messorem1442
    @messorem1442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This series must continue

  • @commoncriminal923
    @commoncriminal923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The car bomb Jesus actual christ the tears coming out of my face are measurable in kmh

    • @genericguy_
      @genericguy_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can i get the context?

    • @commoncriminal923
      @commoncriminal923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@genericguy_ you really shouldn't even be asking the question look up car bombs ireland

    • @lotrlmao1648
      @lotrlmao1648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@genericguy_ Car bomb is Irish tradional culture practice

    • @bored88888888
      @bored88888888 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@genericguy_ Look up "The Troubles" and enjoy your hours of history deep dives

    • @evilfreak7
      @evilfreak7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      this is the uk mate, we measure that in miles! and kilometers!

  • @Sound_Reaver
    @Sound_Reaver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I once entered Wales while on a work-trip, and when I saw the road-signs I genuinely thought I'd lost the ability to read English...I don't plan to go back anytime soon.

    • @Lorddonen
      @Lorddonen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is this supposed to be sarcastic or what? 😂

    • @Jake_808
      @Jake_808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "Araf" means go fast doesn't it?

    • @angrywelshman7207
      @angrywelshman7207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Jake_808 Yes it 100% does

    • @flynnguest8323
      @flynnguest8323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@angrywelshman7207 especially in Ysgol zones

    • @tomosprice8136
      @tomosprice8136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You may have lost the ability to read English, but you gained the ability to read Welsh 😉

  • @pyrotechnick420
    @pyrotechnick420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg that Top Gear bit at the end is so perfect in multiple ways, not the least being that Hammond is hobbit-like, Jezza is oafish, and James is the one I like

  • @lilestojkovicii6618
    @lilestojkovicii6618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love how accurate this is

  • @FinianFhomhair
    @FinianFhomhair 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    British food and british women.
    The birth of a nation of great seafarers.

    • @jsheriff396
      @jsheriff396 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where are you from? :(

    • @bathwater3196
      @bathwater3196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      British women are fine, they just need to lose some of that fat...

    • @abshaar13
      @abshaar13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why blame women only? British men aren't so great either, not particularly attractive, not good enough personality or something.

    • @tortillawrapper5454
      @tortillawrapper5454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@abshaar13 ratio then

    • @urmumsbaps
      @urmumsbaps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@abshaar13 then why are American TV and movies filled with British actors playing Americans in lead roles that have women fawning over them? Idris Elba. Tom Hiddlestone. Andrew Lincoln. Henry Cavill. Charlie Hunnam. Bendyduck Condersnatch. The list goes on and on and on... nearly every single popular American TV show or movie from the last 20 years has a British cast member playing an American somewhere.

  • @babbabooey1176
    @babbabooey1176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    1:54
    That could actually be in the many parks that there were in the outskirts of London. I lived in London and one of the things I miss most from there are the parks. Beautiful, they weren't always that muddy though.

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s called rasputitsa

    • @babbabooey1176
      @babbabooey1176 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Journey_to_who_knows wtf

    • @votpavel
      @votpavel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      is it expensive to live in london? is there bad weather?

    • @babbabooey1176
      @babbabooey1176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@votpavel Generally bad weather. Summer is normally pleasant though, because among the heat, there's always a little refreshing breeze.

    • @Genevasplaytime
      @Genevasplaytime 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Tony Montana Not shit. 106 days of rain is less than portugal.

  • @Duhlinquent
    @Duhlinquent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As a welsh person myself, I can confirm that they teach us dragonborn shouts in welsh class so we can fight off the dragons that attack our villages.

  • @ashleyoasis7948
    @ashleyoasis7948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    The Northern Ireland car bomb and the Scottish drug deaths had me 😂

  • @LivingIronicallyinEurope
    @LivingIronicallyinEurope 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    God save the queen

    • @daseapickleofjustice7231
      @daseapickleofjustice7231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      God save me from the western angloid menace

    • @thehybrid4608
      @thehybrid4608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Revive 2balkan4u, Bosnian man

    • @npche9865
      @npche9865 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daseapickleofjustice7231 He will if He didn't want you speaking our language. oh wait.

    • @daseapickleofjustice7231
      @daseapickleofjustice7231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@npche9865 sorry, I'm speaking American right now, angloid

  • @TheLemonymelony
    @TheLemonymelony 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "Comprised of four co-equal countries" best joke in the video