Imagine sending all your convicts to a large island continent with beautiful beaches, tropical rainforests and great weather. Then keeping your cloudy, cold Island country.
I mean, if I saw an Australian-sized Spider in Britain I might just burn the whole country down just to be sure I got rid of it. I'd say it's suprising that the Brits who 'migrated' to Australia grew out of that idea, but I'd heard about too many wildfires to be sure.
@@Neion8 be more worried about being king hit by a bogan at the pub than spiders. Though I can keep bogans out of my house, the spiders find a way in lol
Not really, because Clarkson has definitely mastered the English language and is probably hard to manipulate, but here he's categorized as Germanic Briton
"Growing up in the Stone Age, we learnt about the British Empire, and I thought Great Britain must be a huge country...till I saw it on a map, it's bloody tiny, it's half the size of Bedrock!" - Fred Flintstone
I'm from Russia, Moscow region. Visited Britain a while ago. Was stunned (in a positive way) when i was in London. After a week there, decided to explore the country a bit. Then it felt just like home. You even imported our 'gopnics' into your country. How nice - adds to the 'home' feel. Even the knife stabbing feels just like at home 9/10, would recommend. Minus 1 point for harvested kidney after i was drugged at a pub. Otherwise - great country
Shame it's not a poor communist country run via dictatorship to help you feel right at home. Then again that's what you get when you assume London represents Britain!🤣🤣
The idea there are native Britons, Germanic Britons and French Britons, perfectly examplified in looks and character by the hosts of Top Gear, makes total sense to me.
Don't forget humans. The English are probably the humans. They're dull, polite, creative, plucky, slightly overpowered as a whole due to their statistics which fail to prioritise any particular skill or archetype but leave few weaknesses, they have the most factions, the largest empires, and the greatest variety in armor and weapon designs... wait, that's not tolkien, that's probably more D&D or some other nerd shit.
as a welsh native, i saw you shall must summon the blood dragon where erectus mectus in the pantus will challenge you to a deep pit ronald mcdonald pit of hell
As a Welsh person I can confirm that we do indeed fight dragons and live in the stone age. We also can speak an ancient Celtic language that can obliterate you... with spit.
@@beaucaspar3990 the Welsh are the true British people. When the Romans invaded the people went west to Wales. And were mostly left alone for the most part
An Englishman, a Scot and a Northen Irishman all walk into a bar and each order a pint. After some time the barkeep brings their booze and they all look down to find a fly in each of the pints. The Englishman turns his nose up at the drink and pushes it away. The Scot starts guzzling without even flicking the fly away. The Irishman grabs the fly by the wings and while shaking it starts shouting insults at the fly for guzzling his booze. While this is happening, a Welshman is just outside the window, drinking milk from a sheep's tit.
@@EatitHarvey nah, he's a rapper. He was stabbed to death while he was waiting at a red light in the hood by some gangbangers, who call themselves "Senators"
It’s so funny to me that the British hated their homeland so much that they created the largest empire in history to escape from the shitty island they were stuck on
@@aroutledge9565 "entire planet" Except most of Russia, most of China, most of América, most of Africa, most of France, most of Spain, and much of Germany (maybe 56 percent know a few words or more). You live in a bubble. You're the same as a Chinese patriot whose flag is his blindfold, claiming that China ist he Central Kingdom as in the center of the world. I've been to 7 countries, and in most of them, most do not know English.
For anyone that wants to start a new build in Wales, I recommend killing Anise and taking her Cabin as a house at the start of the game, plus there´s a flawless emerald nearby to get some money
if you look around hard enough in Wales while in sneak mode you can also find some hidden treasure chests with like 750 gold in them plus weapons/armor
The British bring themselves to civilisation to plunder to feed their cave dwelling people, Chairman Cesar would have destroyed Anglos if he hadn't been murdered
"Being British is about driving in a German car, wearing Italian clothes, heading to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer and some Greek olives, then going for an Indian curry washed down with some Australian beer before going home to collapse on your Swedish furniture to watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Being suspicious of anything foreign."
Except the food bit. British food is delicious if you know where to look. I have plenty of other cuisines to choose from where I live, but I choose to eat Bangers and Mash, Fish and Chips And Sunday Roasts because they are highly nutritious and delicious.
Scotland being an empty field save for a pylon is too bloody accurate, oh and the cough completes it. Everyone is coughing always because everyone smokes or is subjected to said smoke.
England: Shows images of Wales Scotland: yeah, spot on m8, not enough sheep though Wales: Shows Denmark, and again, NO SHEEP Northern Ireland: Completely correct, no trouble with this one
@Nocoinersbtfo given your pfp, name, and comment, I’m going to go out on a limb and assume you’re a 17 year old post-alt-right conservative incel who gets his entire worldview from memes. Nobody in Britain actually eats the shit you saw in this video.
not enough sheep or ridiculously long town names that makes me convince that welsh is not a langue but just a bunch of Random letters used to annoy and scare the English off from moving there.
"In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Continents will be reorganized into the second British Empire for a safe and secure society." - Queen Elizabeth II speech at the House of Commons minutes after the fall of Washington D.C (3012)
@@AuxenceF orange is used by the Protestant Irish to represent themselves. This is quoted in the Irish (Republic of Ireland) flag. The colour was inspired from William of Orange, the Dutch stadhouder who usurped the English throne in the Glorious Revolution. So you can say that "oranje boven" really means "up the ulster"
Britain’s like your great grand dad who fought in multiple wars for decades and was a heavyweight body builder but now is 90 y/o and wheel chair bound using alcohol to reminisce of old times while eating buttery sugar filled pastries till his heart snaps into several smaller countries.
I was expecting some idiot ing bullshit for Scotland like kilts or haggis but no, you perfectly captured the real Scottish experience, standing on a windy hill in the middle of a field. And yes I did have my mandatory watching of train spotting when I was 5 and it’s really helped me see the novel uses of kitkat wrappers
British person here, you have nailed it. Everything from the food, to the country side is something I have been a victim of. We’re messed up. Please help
@@scintillam_dei Or from them being repeatedly knocked out during the obligatory 2am drunken brawl in the kebab shop/taxi rank/living room with the missus...
"Don't ask me why but I woke up in a steaming mood because I live in a shit hole" this spoke to me on a spiritual level. Also can't stop rewinding it, hilarious 😂
English people have a buff that reduces damage taken from water, mud, grass, winds, food poisoning, and occasionally most sharp objects, which is the only reason why we're able to survive living here. However, we're weak to all forms of fire.
As a Welsh person I can't wait for Elder Scrolls 6 to release I've noticed more and more glitches around the map, particularly around Swansea, so the new game engine will be very welcome
@@williamthebonquerer9181 not from Britain,but probably still doing the same infighting as they have for the longest time, meanwhile they have forgotten the true cause
@@k.umquat8604 we didn't vote for Boris we voted for not labor it's a shit show of actual soc Dems and then the youth wing of Commies the older lot are pro Russia and Denny the Bosnian genocide and all are rabbidly anti Israel to the point they put reefs on PLO graves Bruh can we just reform the NHS and railways
@Tony Montana i moved from russia to united states so its been quite an improovenent on my side, but last 10 years things been going downhill so its garbage,better than russia but still garbage
@Tony Montana I thought there was literally a record surge of migrants from Spain to England due to living conditions and lack of opportunities The weather is better but it feels like Spain relies on tourism rather than actually becoming a modern country … idk how that can be better unless you hate metropolitans
@Tony Montana I mean as in unemployment Don’t get me wrong it would be a lot easier being homeless where it’s warm all the time but that doesn’t leave a lot of room for getting out of the situation Plus I thought the UK ranked 8th in the world for living conditions, I know Spain isn’t bad enough to literally risk your life along the channel but Spain doesn’t reach the top 20 for living conditions Beautiful country regardless, it’s weird because I only ever encounter hateful Spaniards in comments but when I actually go to Spain they are really nice. Just more proof that everyone in the TH-cam comments are degenerates, including me unfortunately:(
I expected to be insulted... but this is alarmingly accurate. If it rained less Britain would be at least 140% less awful. And the population, we could thin that out a bit too.
@@Genevasplaytime London is pretty much the dryest place in the uk. Places like alnwick in the north get 228 days on average. Also unlike the more interesting european rains which rain heavily for a couple of hours or so and then buggers off, british rain comes down lighlty and then often continues to do so for days. After the rain has gone its is replaced by cloud cover and lower temperatures usually, which causes the recently deposited water to hang around for several days afterwards.
Tbh. As an Indian. It’s not the normal English people that wages the wars ; bro they were just like us ; trying to survive. It was the aristocrats and upper class that did this stuff. These guys , wouldn’t have been able to afford spices anyway
I honestly love the choice to put the British Grenadiers over the British food intro. Every day we wake up and eat the stuff, it's full frontal assault on our stomachs. The reason we managed to build empire is because we were well trained in eating absolute pig swill and could manage with army rations for years as it tasted better than the food back home.
Pretty sure being drugged up on insane amounts of tea was the secret. Our tanks even have (and still have!) a built in boiler for tea on the move. Nothing more British than a nice cup of black China/Indian tea lol.
With all the jokes, not a single mention of the usual alcohol, tea, fish and chips, or empire. That's how you know this is a video filled with pure love, not just a half assed attempt like usual bri'ish jokes. Never leave the country wow_mao, never leave. You're stuck here. Forever. My condolences
I once entered Wales while on a work-trip, and when I saw the road-signs I genuinely thought I'd lost the ability to read English...I don't plan to go back anytime soon.
Omg that Top Gear bit at the end is so perfect in multiple ways, not the least being that Hammond is hobbit-like, Jezza is oafish, and James is the one I like
@@abshaar13 then why are American TV and movies filled with British actors playing Americans in lead roles that have women fawning over them? Idris Elba. Tom Hiddlestone. Andrew Lincoln. Henry Cavill. Charlie Hunnam. Bendyduck Condersnatch. The list goes on and on and on... nearly every single popular American TV show or movie from the last 20 years has a British cast member playing an American somewhere.
1:54 That could actually be in the many parks that there were in the outskirts of London. I lived in London and one of the things I miss most from there are the parks. Beautiful, they weren't always that muddy though.
There are 3 things that drove the British to build a vast overseas empire: British weather, British food, British women
And Bri ish live
Aye
British men 👀
Actually true though
As a Brit, I agree
I'm shocked you managed to make an entire meme video about Britain without even mentioning alcoholism
And knife
And fish and chips
Tyrrany
low hanging fruit mate
@@kindmulberry7196 tyranny* if you’re going to use a language from the U.K use it properly ya wee rat
Wales is so irrelevant there not even on the UK flag
Attack the D Point!
they're🙃
@@whiteshrek2283 you’re parents don’t love you, THEY’RE looking into putting you up for adoption.
@@The_Humbugg *Your
@UCaUJZQuO8d57JopD3gFpPnQ YOUR mother !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Imagine sending all your convicts to a large island continent with beautiful beaches, tropical rainforests and great weather. Then keeping your cloudy, cold Island country.
I mean, if I saw an Australian-sized Spider in Britain I might just burn the whole country down just to be sure I got rid of it. I'd say it's suprising that the Brits who 'migrated' to Australia grew out of that idea, but I'd heard about too many wildfires to be sure.
Jokes on you. Britain about to become a tropical paradise vs Australia becoming Arrakis courtesy of global warming.
The only upside is that the only venomous animal in Britain is the Shrew. It has a Chant.
@@Konkacha been waterworld this year with the floods!
@@Neion8 be more worried about being king hit by a bogan at the pub than spiders. Though I can keep bogans out of my house, the spiders find a way in lol
The Top gear joke is almost genius, like Clarkson's
True Anglo-Saxon Warrior Clarkson
_POWERRRR_
Sometimes my genius it's almost frightening
Not really, because Clarkson has definitely mastered the English language and is probably hard to manipulate, but here he's categorized as Germanic Briton
It generates gravity
British Food: "War, Famine, Pestilence."
Gordon Ramsay: "Finally some good f*cking food."
OMEGALUL
famine is irish food
Conquest doesn't exist because all of them got eaten leaving none behind, even the recipes
@@reinerbraun5369 Africa: am I a joke to you
the four horsemen of the apocalypse:
war
famine
pestilence
figgy-plimplom bloubs
"Growing up in the Stone Age, we learnt about the British Empire, and I thought Great Britain must be a huge country...till I saw it on a map, it's bloody tiny, it's half the size of Bedrock!" - Fred Flintstone
I am the most famous man on YouTub! This is not bragging! This is the truth! The truth will set you free, dear rhea
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@@AxxLAfriku Correction: You are the most infamous man on TH-cam
The Unglo "Brutish" Horde as it was known at the time of the Flintstones
@@brq267 “You are as sharp as a f*ckin’ cue ball, sir.”
I'm from Russia, Moscow region. Visited Britain a while ago. Was stunned (in a positive way) when i was in London. After a week there, decided to explore the country a bit. Then it felt just like home. You even imported our 'gopnics' into your country. How nice - adds to the 'home' feel. Even the knife stabbing feels just like at home
9/10, would recommend. Minus 1 point for harvested kidney after i was drugged at a pub. Otherwise - great country
Thanks for the glowing review! Glad you had a lovely time, and cheers for the kidney! It was delicious.
Aw man, did no one tell u to watch ur stomach before you arrived? Major mistake. Glad u still enjoyed it though!
Glad you enjoyed your stay at the (not so) United Kingdom
Shame it's not a poor communist country run via dictatorship to help you feel right at home.
Then again that's what you get when you assume London represents Britain!🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The idea there are native Britons, Germanic Britons and French Britons, perfectly examplified in looks and character by the hosts of Top Gear, makes total sense to me.
Hobits are the master race rho
@FemonicRBLX if you're a true briton then probably
@@I_hate_roads are you below 6ft by any chance?
@@I_hate_roads arent they from New Zealand tho
It's funny because english royals come from Germany
shouldve used “proper british dishes: pretzels on fooking fire” as one of the british foods
Also forgot toast sandwich
WHRE'S DE TEA MAUTE?
Pretzels are so American that not even being on fire makes them British enough to be included
@@thomashall8701 Pretzels are anything but American.
@@huks9380 yodels in sausage
Ah yes the three types of British people. Also known as Hobbits, Orcs and Elves
LMAO
Don't forget humans. The English are probably the humans.
They're dull, polite, creative, plucky, slightly overpowered as a whole due to their statistics which fail to prioritise any particular skill or archetype but leave few weaknesses, they have the most factions, the largest empires, and the greatest variety in armor and weapon designs... wait, that's not tolkien, that's probably more D&D or some other nerd shit.
@@djinnxx7050 thats warhammer
Middle-Earth is basically fantasy Great Britain
@@djinnxx7050 lol there are no humans in Britain.
As an Englishman I once ventured into the lands of Wales. Dragons everywhere! By the Nine, never again!
The trick is to bring some heatproofing gear. It’s always helped be as a Welshman
Can i ride one pls? I will pay
They get too distracted by the sheep, easy take over lol
as a welsh native, i saw you shall must summon the blood dragon where erectus mectus in the pantus will challenge you to a deep pit ronald mcdonald pit of hell
As a Welsh person I can confirm that we do indeed fight dragons and live in the stone age. We also can speak an ancient Celtic language that can obliterate you... with spit.
As an English person, I’ve got admit you guys have the coolest flag in the British Isles. I mean it’s got a fucking dragon on it.
The Welsh language does sound really cool, i mean it partly influenced elvish from the Lord of the Rings, Welsh mythology aswell.
@@beaucaspar3990 we'd have a dragon an all if those pesky french vikings didnt invade in 1066
@@beaucaspar3990 the Welsh are the true British people. When the Romans invaded the people went west to Wales. And were mostly left alone for the most part
@@garethwigglesworth8187 Yeah. A lot of the native Britons migrated to Cornwall and Brittany as well
fun fact, British cuisine looks like they're still eating in the Bunkers
Underrated
British food looks like it was made with the luftwaffe waiting overhead
@@diamondbrony8550 british food obv. Chinese food is actually really good, some of the best in the world
@@diamondbrony8550 Chinese food is good when it doesn't contain some weird ass animals .
@@diamondbrony8550 British Chinese food is actually good
Chris deserves a raise
First comment
Living in the UK makes you appreciate having sunny days or days where you can actually see the sky because they occur so infrequently
You really get the fallout nuclear winter experience, watch out for those mutant chavs.
@@cattysplat They seem to be evolving into 'roadmen' now
So you get to savour the joys of life
Yet it's about to hit 40c.. ☀️
@@Dave-hu5hr Yeah for a few days a year, what of it?
An Englishman, a Scot and a Northen Irishman all walk into a bar and each order a pint. After some time the barkeep brings their booze and they all look down to find a fly in each of the pints. The Englishman turns his nose up at the drink and pushes it away. The Scot starts guzzling without even flicking the fly away. The Irishman grabs the fly by the wings and while shaking it starts shouting insults at the fly for guzzling his booze.
While this is happening, a Welshman is just outside the window, drinking milk from a sheep's tit.
“your t i t, hand it over”
-🏴
Cymru "people" when they ingest 7g of shrooms and take their family up into mount Snowdon to freeze to death (they are actually sheep)
Props
I think it's been almost twenty years since I heard that joke, wild nostalgia.
Nah, the Scotsman grabs the fly and says 'spit it oot!'
As a Welsh person I'm glad that our country got remembered. I also love how you chose to represent us
North Wales is banging
@@EuanWhitehead Yeah, banging sheep
@@_reichtangle_3750 I'm a proud sheep shagger
I thought Wales was a English city until
Year 7 tbh
@@glarbo3965 😂🤣🤣
As a british person, I'd disagree with compairing our food to the four horsemen.
You simply can't insult the four horsemen like that.
yeah basically all the food i like is from other countries lol
I dont know why people said british food sucks. Britain has the most confirmed chefs such as gorden ramsey
@@쏘주아재프로덕션 That learned from chefs that are usually from other countries like Italy and France or anywhere other than Britian.
@@90091 honestly I dont know britain food's name at least one of them (edit : steak?)
@@쏘주아재프로덕션 Sunday Roast?
0:29 Happiest and most patriotic Bri'ish man
where can i find the background sound
Is this a movie scene
OMORI
@@onurerdemozurdilebekardesimDanny G TH-cam channal
Birmingham is specifically shit. Everyone here makes fun of Birmingham, it really is a shithole.
"They are the most ignorant people I have ever conquered"
- Little Ceaser's
isn't he a rapper?
Cant spell caesar lol
@@ikg2449 He's a pizza man
@@EatitHarvey nah, he's a rapper. He was stabbed to death while he was waiting at a red light in the hood by some gangbangers, who call themselves "Senators"
@@ikg2449 Rap is crap. Rome would have been far less cool if they rapped.
Another classic by wow mao
@UCzQC1Q2HNp0tePASngUVTvA how funny.
Edit: the comment’s gone but he basically just said “by g**k”
* vine boom sound *
The first few seconds was a compilation of the calmest men in the UK
They set the guinness world record for England's calmest men
While they were high on horse tranquilizer
It sounded like Peter Weller.
@@LedosKell More like Gordon Ramsey.
Danny G was heard twice
We live in a society where legos have labels warning people to not eat them but bri'ish food doesn't. 🤢🤮
Society 😔😢
i hate myself for being british now
@@MichelleW870 this person has never had a good fish and chips or shepherds pie, ignore them
Just like Brussels Sprouts & Broccoli, it warns you through its terrible taste!
Why do you think they went to India? 🍛
Hahahahaha
I just learned that ur bri'ish-filipino im so sorry you had to go through this😥😥😥 hoping for a fast recovery😥😥😥
yeah hes a british filipino and filipinos could drink tea
Only escape is to return to the east, do it for Genghis Khan's Euro-Asian universalism
The only thing that could be more cursed than british-filipino is indian-filipino
@@hughjass9580 hmmm.....
He's beyond fucked then.
It’s so funny to me that the British hated their homeland so much that they created the largest empire in history to escape from the shitty island they were stuck on
Such a shitty island, it receives around 40 million inbound visits bringing in nearly £30bn annually, with the majority being repeat visits.
The entire planet flocks to britain and tries to learn english
@@aroutledge9565 Not entirely true lol. Your country is mostly eclipsed by that of the United States as begrudging that is to say.
@@aroutledge9565 "entire planet" Except most of Russia, most of China, most of América, most of Africa, most of France, most of Spain, and much of Germany (maybe 56 percent know a few words or more).
You live in a bubble. You're the same as a Chinese patriot whose flag is his blindfold, claiming that China ist he Central Kingdom as in the center of the world. I've been to 7 countries, and in most of them, most do not know English.
@@adamlea6339 It receives hordes of the world's trash who have heard that the government pays you to exist on the wretched island
As a native Briton I am very offended, no mention of fish an chips 😔😭
fish and chips was created by Jewish immigrants, who learned it from the Spanish.
That one's Death
@Crustyprawn 157 yes
@@chepesantacruz777 if that was the case then where are all the chippies in israel then?
@@chepesantacruz777 j*wish
Ulster: Car bombs and mad Americans with 1% Irish history explaining how it isn't in the UK
sounds about right lol
British Copium 😂, arent you American btw?
@@EasilyCringed Most self-aware "Irish"-American
Do they at least "deal with" those Americans?
For anyone that wants to start a new build in Wales, I recommend killing Anise and taking her Cabin as a house at the start of the game, plus there´s a flawless emerald nearby to get some money
if you look around hard enough in Wales while in sneak mode you can also find some hidden treasure chests with like 750 gold in them plus weapons/armor
Just kill every bandit/soldier you see and loot them and sell everything. Bring a friend too!
Whilst adventuring in Wales, be mindful of your surroundings. You don't want to ended up in a neolithic ruin or worse... The Bryn Celli Ddu.
Avoid Wrexham, the bandits get annoying fast
You can also improve your speech skill by speaking english with a Welsh elder.
As Julius Cesar said:
"you can bring civilization to Britain , but you can't bring Britain to civilization."
The British bring themselves to civilisation to plunder to feed their cave dwelling people, Chairman Cesar would have destroyed Anglos if he hadn't been murdered
"WHAT FUCKING CIVILIZATION DID THE ANGLOIDS BUILT? THEY NEEDED THE ROMANS TO FUCK THEM IN THE ASS!!!"
-Proud Mongoloid.
The Roman's worsened the lives of the average British person, they grew shorter, had weaker bones, so fuck Roman "civilization" attempts in Britain.
@@aztaline5593 they deserve it tbh
@@aleh2459 That's ridiculous... how come?
"Being British is about driving in a German car, wearing Italian clothes, heading to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer and some Greek olives, then going for an Indian curry washed down with some Australian beer before going home to collapse on your Swedish furniture to watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Being suspicious of anything foreign."
@@mrrandomant1104 almost as amazing as the people who voluntarily come to the UK just to complain about how much they don’t like UK or its citizens
Not to mention, their tea which originated from china.
@@mrrandomant1104 oh yeah like drinking smoking and fighting people. Some great culture to assimilate to
@@ian3087 Indeed we had to teach China how to properly export it though. We've been paying the price in cheap Christmas crackers ever since
@@Deathfromabove5 Japan? Third world? What?
Should have included the Braveheart quote for Scotland:
“The only problem with Scotland is it’s full of Scots” 😂
"DAMN SCOTS! THEY RUINED SCOTLAND!"
"At least we aren't speaking German"
Said in a Germanic language.
Germanic isn’t Germany
Plus why. I like German
Maybe they should say it in Serbo-Croat?
"Barem ne pričamo Njemački"
At least we're not speaking Indo-European
I love your name and your pfp.
"At least we aren't speaking German"
Said in a Turkic language.
Me, as a Brit: **Waiting for an inaccuracy to be offended at**
…
“Damnit, this is right on the money, well played sir!”
Except the food bit. British food is delicious if you know where to look.
I have plenty of other cuisines to choose from where I live, but I choose to eat Bangers and Mash, Fish and Chips And Sunday Roasts because they are highly nutritious and delicious.
@@beaucaspar3990 jacket potatoes - dont even get me started
@@pairless Jacket potatoes with melted cheddar and some beans over the top. Great comfort food
@@beaucaspar3990 gourmet shit
@@beaucaspar3990 I'm with ya there mate. Different strokes for diff folks though, my Chinese gf gives me a 👁👄👁 look if I suggest a chippy hahaha
As a citizen of Wales I can say that this is accurate.
As another citizen of Wales, i can also confirm this
Wales is based
WAIT....So the rumors didn't lie. WALES EXISTS?
@@mYnAME-ww9iv nah mate it’s just a bunch of mountains west of Chester
can you see america from brittain ?
Scotland being an empty field save for a pylon is too bloody accurate, oh and the cough completes it. Everyone is coughing always because everyone smokes or is subjected to said smoke.
England: Shows images of Wales
Scotland: yeah, spot on m8, not enough sheep though
Wales: Shows Denmark, and again, NO SHEEP
Northern Ireland: Completely correct, no trouble with this one
Pretty ironic Northern Ireland having no "trouble" tbh.
@@EddC97 Congratulations Laddie, you got the Joke, as fer yer prize - check under the hood ya protestant bastard
Are you angloid? ew
I'm Danish. The panning shot of Markarth in the Skyrim trailer goes through more elevation than the entirety of Denmark.
@@zlosov5817 Am actually a papist....should I still check under my hood?
Why did they even bother stealing all those spices and herbs if they still eat like the germans are still flying over London?
It was never about the taste. They only did it for the resell value (to other Europeans, mainly).
A good dealer never gets high on their own supply
@Nocoinersbtfo given your pfp, name, and comment, I’m going to go out on a limb and assume you’re a 17 year old post-alt-right conservative incel who gets his entire worldview from memes. Nobody in Britain actually eats the shit you saw in this video.
@@quartzking3997 yes they do where i live jellied eels are popular. theyre disgusting but people like them here somehow
@@quartzking3997 mmm bean sandwich
As a Welsh person, I laughed so hard when the Wales part showed up
Britain 2.0
Same 😂
Lies Welsh people do not exist
not enough sheep or ridiculously long town names that makes me convince that welsh is not a langue but just a bunch of Random letters used to annoy and scare the English off from moving there.
@@accountreality1988 Didn't you know Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is a suburb of Markarth
"Northern Ireland shown in orange." Absolute top tier meta humour right here.
God save the immortal queen who's souls we feed every thursday.
come down to Smethwick, ask for Danny G
"In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Continents will be reorganized into the second British Empire for a safe and secure society."
- Queen Elizabeth II speech at the House of Commons minutes after the fall of Washington D.C (3012)
@@PrestonGarvey-j3g 😭😭😭😭
@@PrestonGarvey-j3g But you'll still need that one dude to help all those settlements.
What, is she the god emperor of mankind?
"Northern Ireland, shown in orange." I'm sure that will not lead to any controversy whatsoever
Why would it ?
@@AuxenceF orange is used by the Protestant Irish to represent themselves. This is quoted in the Irish (Republic of Ireland) flag.
The colour was inspired from William of Orange, the Dutch stadhouder who usurped the English throne in the Glorious Revolution.
So you can say that "oranje boven" really means "up the ulster"
@@studiosnch oh
Is southern Ireland nice?
@@quyiter It's not "Southern Ireland", it's just Ireland. And yes, it's certainly alot nicer than the North anyway.
Don’t blame them they’re trapped on a tiny island with rainy weather
So is fucking Ireland.. The British isles? More like the shittest isles..
Actually here in London we get less rain than portugal. 106 days
It ain't that tiny and it ain't that rainy. If you wanna get soaked go to the Maldives during rainy season
@@tacotuesday2489 You got the whole crowd laughing with that one..
@@beaucaspar3990 Yea i know
As a actual Brit born raised and living in London I can tell you this is the most accurate video I have ever seen about our culture
Wouldn’t have it any other way NCR veteran
Our family was supposed to be moving back to UK in a few months, but this video has convinced me to reconsider my options. Thank you so very much!
if i were you id move to egypt
@@votpavel 2500BC moment
Why would you inflict such punishment on yourselves?
@@Gman240 Greg sosidge
Country's full
As a Welshman, I appreciate being recognised as a true Dragonborn.
Same
not enough sheep in this meme.
Western England you mean ?
@@lukemackenzie2944 England? You mean Western Wales?
@@i_teleported_bread7404 *Eastern
Britain’s like your great grand dad who fought in multiple wars for decades and was a heavyweight body builder but now is 90 y/o and wheel chair bound using alcohol to reminisce of old times while eating buttery sugar filled pastries till his heart snaps into several smaller countries.
Ouch.
Oddly specific
Hearts snap into countries?
@@mickeyman9431 he's talking about how Scotland and other member countries of the union have been talking about breaking away for years.
This doubles as a metaphor for Spain
I was expecting some idiot ing bullshit for Scotland like kilts or haggis but no, you perfectly captured the real Scottish experience, standing on a windy hill in the middle of a field. And yes I did have my mandatory watching of train spotting when I was 5 and it’s really helped me see the novel uses of kitkat wrappers
Imagine, the British Empire conqured so much land and sailed so many seas to acquire valuable spices just to not use them.
Just the British way 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
what you think most expensive spices were?
Mate this is bullshit I just smoked a hatfull of spice, fuckin peaking rn
If we make food with foreign spices then it's not British anymore
Do other countries just put fucking drugs on their food or something, not even Scotland does that.
British person here, you have nailed it. Everything from the food, to the country side is something I have been a victim of. We’re messed up. Please help
He didn't even mention the bad teeth. I think it's from the tea.
@@scintillam_dei
Or from them being repeatedly knocked out during the obligatory 2am drunken brawl in the kebab shop/taxi rank/living room with the missus...
Can we borrow some of your rain. I can offer you wildfires in exchange
@i kill retards *achieves
I mean.... there once was a time we Germans tried to annex good ol great bri'ian... About 80 years ago
"...Northern Ireland shown in ORANGE."
Every catholic in Northern Ireland raises an eyebrow.
Represented by one blown up car too :/
And why have Wales represented in white? That's France's colour.
@@spaceman9599 the narrators car*
So like only 2 people?
That’s why it’s separate from the Republic
In an age where misinformation is so rampant on social media it's nice to see a video that deals in 100% facts
"Don't ask me why but I woke up in a steaming mood because I live in a shit hole" this spoke to me on a spiritual level. Also can't stop rewinding it, hilarious 😂
Mate the way of life being born British is to earn enough money to get the hell out
@@Rex-X-Dark i get the idea
Who the hell prefers Swindon over Nice
That's Danny G from Birmingham
@@ZacTBH Then I can understand exactly why he woke up and thought that lol
I almost drowned while going to walk in the british countryside lmao
I legit lost one of my shoes doing the same once. Had to walk home without it. I can only imagine it’s descended below the Earth’s crust by now.
read in maximum british accent-
"Well what did you go drowning for"?
let me guess literally anywhere in scotland
English people have a buff that reduces damage taken from water, mud, grass, winds, food poisoning, and occasionally most sharp objects, which is the only reason why we're able to survive living here. However, we're weak to all forms of fire.
As a Welsh person I can't wait for Elder Scrolls 6 to release I've noticed more and more glitches around the map, particularly around Swansea, so the new game engine will be very welcome
Underrated comment.
Just sayin'
Newport is almost unplayable at this point.
Those aren't glitches, those are heroin addicts
See you get get that infinite skooma glitch from Merthyr and then sell it off at the nearest tavern
2030
1:46 hits a bit too close to home, there was a girl from my primary school who's dad got murdered and he was found buried under a new garage
We live in a society where legos have a label telling you not to eat it but british food doesn't
LOL
stop it their already dead
Most people already know not to eat british food
This is the best comment I've seen in a long time. Thank you.
The most eaten food in Britain is Indian curry and Chinese takeaway because the native stuff is nearly intolerable
British food: war, famine, pestilence and.... figgy-plimplom bloubs
absolute masterpiece
Gattsu hello there
As frenchman i can say that english gastronomy is one of the greatest war crime ever commited
Keep eating your bucket of snails, froggy.
Keep to your white flag and marching backwards pal
Yeah apple pie, various cakes and pastries, what a war crime...
@@raven4442 Our food is so bad the whole earth cant stop eating it 😂
Your country is a Islamic principle.
All those colonial herbs and their food is still equivalent to that of sand.
The "Sand-wich" was invented there
🤣🤣🤣
Like seriously but joke aside why is british food still so bland ?
@@Snp2024 steak pie isn't bland
Chad eastern european: food is trash, so it's time to ask random Frenchmen and turks for better cuisine
God what is this hell i am surrounded by
It's always a good day when wow_mao uploads
Its funny you had rowan atkinson for "middling intelligence" hes an incredibly smart person
As a British person I have to call you out for propagating the myth that Britain exists
How's labor doing any infighting?
It does still, unfortunately
Greetings "Will 🌹"
@@williamthebonquerer9181 not from Britain,but probably still doing the same infighting as they have for the longest time, meanwhile they have forgotten the true cause
@@k.umquat8604 we didn't vote for Boris we voted for not labor it's a shit show of actual soc Dems and then the youth wing of Commies the older lot are pro Russia and Denny the Bosnian genocide and all are rabbidly anti Israel to the point they put reefs on PLO graves
Bruh can we just reform the NHS and railways
2:14 And people say that france had no succesful colonies.
Well for a frenchman british isn't a great success.
England is our greatest mistake
@@maskr5520 Yet you keep importing Zimbabweans
@@ararune3734 no zimbabwe man
@@maskr5520 Algeria and Nigeria, same shit, they're all Zimbabwe
As a British person, I can confirm this is 100% inaccurate. You didn't even mention knives once
Also please unban me from your discord😢
I got banned from saying I was pansexual
Did you say the n-word 50 consecutive times it wouldn't be the first time a turtle has done that.
knives? i thought the new trend was acid
@@MantrTheSpiceGuy Based
@@upshitdownshit4200 He only said it 49 times, sheesh 🙄🙄
The Top Gear part fucking killed me
Every day, i wake up in england, i can't do this anymore
name 1 good thing you love england for
@Tony Montana i moved from russia to united states so its been quite an improovenent on my side, but last 10 years things been going downhill so its garbage,better than russia but still garbage
@Tony Montana I thought there was literally a record surge of migrants from Spain to England due to living conditions and lack of opportunities
The weather is better but it feels like Spain relies on tourism rather than actually becoming a modern country … idk how that can be better unless you hate metropolitans
@Tony Montana I mean as in unemployment
Don’t get me wrong it would be a lot easier being homeless where it’s warm all the time but that doesn’t leave a lot of room for getting out of the situation
Plus I thought the UK ranked 8th in the world for living conditions, I know Spain isn’t bad enough to literally risk your life along the channel but Spain doesn’t reach the top 20 for living conditions
Beautiful country regardless, it’s weird because I only ever encounter hateful Spaniards in comments but when I actually go to Spain they are really nice. Just more proof that everyone in the TH-cam comments are degenerates, including me unfortunately:(
As a Floridian I have the privilege of enjoying dark British humor without having to endure the weather that produces it. You should get a visa bro
1:46 Welcome to the UK where even our rain vents look like razor blades
Did you know: The Scottish discovered fire last year
The key takeaway here is that Britain is cloudy.
Famine is the British special course specifically made for the Irish
Coffee spitting outingly funny. Good video
You mean tea
You called for me?
@@coffee7644 thank god you're here
Sorry for spitting you out, coffee. Get back in my mouth.
Pov:
England = Serbia
Northern Ireland = Kosovo
Ireland = Albania
Scotland= Bosnia
Wales= Croatia
very accurate
Wales is more like North Macedonia
Don get it
Croatia is more like Ireland tbh
England = Serbia
Scotland = Croatia
Northern Ireland = Kosovo
Ireland = Albania
Wales = Slovenia
cracked me up at 3 types, seeing brutish and unruly next to Clarkson xD
I expected to be insulted... but this is alarmingly accurate.
If it rained less Britain would be at least 140% less awful. And the population, we could thin that out a bit too.
London gets 106 days of rain. Thats less than all of portugal. 😃
@@Genevasplaytime London is pretty much the dryest place in the uk. Places like alnwick in the north get 228 days on average. Also unlike the more interesting european rains which rain heavily for a couple of hours or so and then buggers off, british rain comes down lighlty and then often continues to do so for days. After the rain has gone its is replaced by cloud cover and lower temperatures usually, which causes the recently deposited water to hang around for several days afterwards.
Yep thats why covid got me excited but it was useless
Yeah let's start with the immigrants who aren't of importance to the country
@@Genevasplaytime Yea that's London but look at Scotland and Northern Ireland it's completely different to just the South of England
That's actually the most accurate depiction of Wales. Thank you so much for educating the masses on our struggles with the dragons.
especially the white one, it just doesn't leave us alone.
Maybe they would stop showing up if you didn’t have one on your flag.
Where tf are these dragons? Last time I went there, I climbed a mountain and saw sheep. No dragons.
Gott bestrafe England
Funny polandball man
Cope harder and stop losing world wars g*rm
may germany follow the same fate 🙏🙏🙏
(love you kraut)
@@anotherbloodyalt2178 No
@@anotherbloodyalt2178 stop defending your jewish overlords, sheep
I wondered if there would be the _obligatory Top Gear referance_ and I wasnt disappointed.
Northern Ireland isn’t even the northern most part of Ireland! I have wow_mao to thank for that knowledge
*SIGMA RULE# 1812*
*"Wage wars for spice trade but never actually use them in your food"*
Tbh. As an Indian. It’s not the normal English people that wages the wars ; bro they were just like us ; trying to survive. It was the aristocrats and upper class that did this stuff. These guys , wouldn’t have been able to afford spices anyway
I completely lost it at the part about the racial classifications of England
Same
I honestly love the choice to put the British Grenadiers over the British food intro.
Every day we wake up and eat the stuff, it's full frontal assault on our stomachs. The reason we managed to build empire is because we were well trained in eating absolute pig swill and could manage with army rations for years as it tasted better than the food back home.
After all, pain builds the strongest men. Growing up in Birmingham and surviving means that conquering the world was a piece of cake
Pretty sure being drugged up on insane amounts of tea was the secret. Our tanks even have (and still have!) a built in boiler for tea on the move. Nothing more British than a nice cup of black China/Indian tea lol.
Scotland: hell with grass
Wales: hell with crazy/awesome people
Northern Ireland: hell with bombs
England: worse than hell
The Holy Father really put mao_lao's spawn point on the Fhillippines only to make him end up on European Philippines 💀
I thought he was from Hong Kong, not the Philippines?
@@marny3559 He's from Albania
@@warcrimeconnoisseur5238 Hes actually mongol
@@AS-rd4xi Is he way more racist than any of us?
@@warcrimeconnoisseur5238 🇦🇱💪🏻😎
As a Welshman I can confirm that it is Skyrim, we are even at the same technology level bar having more sheep.
As another Welshman, i can confirm this comment
Didn’t the EU region development authority classify Wales as a developing country?
@@zandaroos553 lol
@@zandaroos553 did they?
@@zandaroos553 guess we'll never know
With all the jokes, not a single mention of the usual alcohol, tea, fish and chips, or empire. That's how you know this is a video filled with pure love, not just a half assed attempt like usual bri'ish jokes. Never leave the country wow_mao, never leave. You're stuck here. Forever. My condolences
This series must continue
The car bomb Jesus actual christ the tears coming out of my face are measurable in kmh
Can i get the context?
@@genericguy_ you really shouldn't even be asking the question look up car bombs ireland
@@genericguy_ Car bomb is Irish tradional culture practice
@@genericguy_ Look up "The Troubles" and enjoy your hours of history deep dives
this is the uk mate, we measure that in miles! and kilometers!
I once entered Wales while on a work-trip, and when I saw the road-signs I genuinely thought I'd lost the ability to read English...I don't plan to go back anytime soon.
Is this supposed to be sarcastic or what? 😂
"Araf" means go fast doesn't it?
@@Jake_808 Yes it 100% does
@@angrywelshman7207 especially in Ysgol zones
You may have lost the ability to read English, but you gained the ability to read Welsh 😉
Omg that Top Gear bit at the end is so perfect in multiple ways, not the least being that Hammond is hobbit-like, Jezza is oafish, and James is the one I like
I love how accurate this is
British food and british women.
The birth of a nation of great seafarers.
Where are you from? :(
British women are fine, they just need to lose some of that fat...
Why blame women only? British men aren't so great either, not particularly attractive, not good enough personality or something.
@@abshaar13 ratio then
@@abshaar13 then why are American TV and movies filled with British actors playing Americans in lead roles that have women fawning over them? Idris Elba. Tom Hiddlestone. Andrew Lincoln. Henry Cavill. Charlie Hunnam. Bendyduck Condersnatch. The list goes on and on and on... nearly every single popular American TV show or movie from the last 20 years has a British cast member playing an American somewhere.
1:54
That could actually be in the many parks that there were in the outskirts of London. I lived in London and one of the things I miss most from there are the parks. Beautiful, they weren't always that muddy though.
It’s called rasputitsa
@@Journey_to_who_knows wtf
is it expensive to live in london? is there bad weather?
@@votpavel Generally bad weather. Summer is normally pleasant though, because among the heat, there's always a little refreshing breeze.
@Tony Montana Not shit. 106 days of rain is less than portugal.
As a welsh person myself, I can confirm that they teach us dragonborn shouts in welsh class so we can fight off the dragons that attack our villages.
The Northern Ireland car bomb and the Scottish drug deaths had me 😂
God save the queen
God save me from the western angloid menace
Revive 2balkan4u, Bosnian man
@@daseapickleofjustice7231 He will if He didn't want you speaking our language. oh wait.
@@npche9865 sorry, I'm speaking American right now, angloid
"Comprised of four co-equal countries" best joke in the video