When you can't stand NONE OF YOUR COWORKERS
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I love working remotely - I don't have to interact with anybody except through the occasional email 😂
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Exactly!!!!!
I don't. I need my work life and my home life separate. Now I'm working from home, I don't want to do nothing. Not work or house work. I am exhausted from all the nothing that I do.
@@natashadaniels2562 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 honey I feel ya!
Me too!!!
People be snitching like they get incentive pay for it.
Lol
I pray before I walk through the door 😂
Facts!!💯
Baby, Preach honey Preach!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Girlll meditation, spiritual protection, and all that
You got to
ME TOO!Help errbody Lord so we don't get on each others NERVES😠🤐
No donuts...no lunch...no afternoon snack... no gift exchange..no potluck..leave me 'lone🤣🤣🤣
😜😁🎤say it AGAIN...
@@bridgetgilliam1837 Leave me 'lone🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😊
And no after work happy hour every single month. I don't do holiday parties. I don't like team outings especially when I work alone 99% of the time monthly. Messiest, meanest people, I don't want to go bowling or be stuck in an escape room with yall for some team building exercise.
@@DorianParpari List updated 😂😭😊
bruhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"I'm sick of ALL y'all." Yes ma'am. I felt that in my soul.
They know we are not friends at work but they want to be your friend on social media...nah sis...hell to the nooooo...
Amen
😂😂 Just trying to be nosy.. BLOCK!!
It's to be nosey!!
I'm quick to tell my coworkers " We are co-workers that mean we co-exist at work, not off the clock" 🤣😂🤣😂
Lol
Thank you!🥰
Exactly. They just be wanting to get up in your business anyway.
I told my coworkers "I don't like none of you but, they pay me to get along with you. So, let's do the job and move on."😒🙄😐🤨
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BOOM
Lololol
Real talk
You activated my PTSD
Same here 💀💀💀
LOL
I don’t let anyone use my desk phone. I don’t want ANY of that breath on my phone.
Lol
Faaaccttts girl 😩😂🤦🏽♀️ breath be getting stuck in the phone speaker 🤢 lmaooo
@@AmberNicoleOfficial 🤣🤣🤣💀💀
The breath be stickinggggg to that thang!
...and I HATE when folks come into my cubicle and put their booty meat on my desk. That👏 irks👏 my👏 soul! I eat lunch at my desk and the residual stank from them can magically jump on my chicken nuggets...nope, not today, satan!
This is me.... in my mind, bc I have bills to pay.
Stg🤣
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Amen to that!!🙏🏾🙏🏾
Right!🙄
Poor baby. It doesn't have to be like that. There are multiple legal ways to pay your bills in America and not have to be miserable.
I never eat coworkers or anybody else's food. People really don't wash their hands after going to the restroom. If you let me see you not wash your hands I can't imagine what you do at your house.
Ok 1st my name Patrice and I eat lunch in my car😭😭😭💖👑...this getting me thru cause this is Facts💯✊🏾
Taking my pen will activate my inner demon. They already KNOW. This ain’t what ya want, Caseyyyyy. 👏🏽🙄👿
Oh my gosh YES!!!😤
Yes, someone I won't say took my pen and I had nothing to write with I asked for it back and they said their mother brought them. 😭
I had a whole 12 pack of pens that I purchased for my classroom. I did the whole tape with my classroom name on it thing. I looked up and we only had 3. I had pens in other rooms and people had them in their classroom binders in the pencil pouches like that's where they're supposed to be. Didn't even bother taking the tape off. Pulling them out right in front of me as they signed kids in and out or had to write a note etc..
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Liiisstteennnn the accuracy!! I work from home and STILL have to deal with workplace FOOLISHNESS. I am SICK OF ZOOM MEETINGS! Leave me aloonneeee! It’s unfortunate but I’ve learned the hard way when it comes to keeping boundaries with coworkers. In past jobs, I’ve had 2 situations where I’d be laughing, talking and venting to a coworker, and those SAME people turned right around and snitched on me to management. Damn shame. Boy have I learned my lesson!
Tell me about it... Smh, cant trust ppl
REAL LIFE FACTS!
This is why I will never be friends with anyone on social media in fact they can't even find me to friend me. People be low key jealous & will snitch on you! You call in sick, they see you at the beach and they go dry snitching! Damn all dat
This vid touch my soul and was confirmation to NEVER go back to my old job 😂 This vid displayed all my thoughts & feelings while being a Manager at the front desk of a hotel. When I was in the office at the desk actually working, the front desk agents always trying to say I’m not doing shit and being fake nice😒 My office was behind the FD, so it was the struggle with these mofos who swear they could do my job and can’t even do their job. But when those write ups came, they were all boo-hoo 🥺🙄 Bad enough to deal with shit from entitled guests, but to deal with shit from your FD team when all I did was try to uplift them. Ungrateful kids started seeing a whole new side more & more. This pandemic was a blessing in disguise, cause lord knows I stared at my stapler too many times and I wasn’t thinking of stapling any paper....🙃🐸☕️
My cousin used to do your job and tell me exactly the things you just said.
Oh hell yes to the stapler day dreams I had a few of those, I used to like people 🙃
Well thank God they got you working from home girl, because I feel like if u was there any longer u was about to go OFF lol
Before pandemic my husband worked at one of large 4 Star hotels in San Francisco. He'd tell me stories about every department 🙄🤣. The head of cleaning who would use the same rag from wiping down the bathrooms to wipe down the elevators and other places. The chef who cooked for staff meals who would purposely burn everything, or cook it so long that all the food would be dry AF, as well as "borrow" food from storage. The engineering department guy who would hit on ALL the ladies (he was this troll looking ahole) and was racist but only behind people's back. My husband worked in engineering too. He liked the FD people because they were really sweet, and the head person fixed us up with some tickets to the Da Vinci exhibit at the Louvre for when we went to Paris last year, it was my 50th and our daughter's 16th birthday celebration present. He works at a hospital now, and has even more stories about the people there 🤣.
That stapler part got me 🤣🤣🤣and 😭😭😭!!!
Honeyyyyyy!!!! I have to pray daily.
FACTS!!!
Hourly for me! 🤦🏾♀️
@@BeautifulSoul801 ...me too!😂😂😂
Amen to that 🙏🏾
Big Facts!
Currently at my desk with my headphones 🎧 in watching Netflix and processing payroll. Tuning everyone out unless they have a work related question and or statement. When you're friendly but not "oh, let me talk to her and divulge all of my personal business like we cool" friendly. It's an art that I've mastered!! 😂 😂
That was me at my old job....I got the good headphones that blocked everybody out. The only thing I need to know is if the building is on fire. Other than that leave me be.
Nah the headphones didn’t work for me. They would just stand there until you acknowledged them 😒
T.V.H yes. It is a finesse I just mastered. Exchange a few pleasantries and keep it moving.
@@shawnise 😂😂😂😂😂 exactly!!! And they need to prove it then cause I don't trust them like that. 😂 Lol
@@cupcakelady6000 you just need to up your petty game a little bit lol. See how long they can stand there, quiet without their legs giving out. 😂😂😂
If you flinch at them folks one more time.....🤣🤣🤣
I can tolerate all of my coworkers but you better believe I’m praying throughout the day, “Lord please get me through these 12 hours”, before my tolerance level shifts to zero. I just want to be productive and go home. Miss me with all the trivial stuff. I guess that’s the introvert in me 🤷♀️
This used to be until I started working from home. Now I realize I was 10% of the problem 😅🙃
Follow up: it's always donuts. Ion een like donuts 🍩😕
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Nope I reject that. We are perfect. It’s them 😂
You are my spirit animal. I’m hiding in the bathroom from my coworkers right now 😭😂🤦🏽
Hold up it’s the skin peeling for me 😂😂😂
She showed out on that one😂😂😂
I busted up laughing when she said that 🤣
@@daizym.8161 I was literally laughing out loud at work...😂🤣🤣
I just really be only wanting to talk to/help the customers because that is what I am paid to come there & do..Just do my job & go home...That's it ... That's all..I don't need/want no work friends or any of the drama/ foolery that comes along with them. NO THANK YOU🙅
AAMMEENNN!!!!
This is so meeeee 🙌🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 and it’s always at least one in the dept. that notices you minding your business so they decide to try dragging you into the office drama so they can disrupt your peace 🤦🏽♀️ SHOO FLY ✋🏾✋🏾 💅🏾 and Exit Stage 👉🏾
@@ShannananigansAllowed EXACTLY!!..SMDH
Amen!
I haaaaaate being asked to lunch. Like dang I’m already seeing y’all for 7 hours straight, please let me have my uninterrupted me time for a hour.
I just say, No. I don't do lunch, breaks, after work. I'll speak or smile and be cordial and keep it moving. I work from home, which I love. I sometimes have to go to the office if I absolutely have to.
Entrepreneurship might be an option. 😂
Yep! The messy person managed to get me fired. Obtained my real estate license! God is good.
There is so much freedom! I love being my own boss!
@@nicolew6904 All the time!
I used to tell people at my job “I used to think I wanted a career, then I realized I just wanted the paycheck”. My boss kept telling me “you’re not gonna retire...you love this job...you love all of us!” PLEASE....I just work with y’all and we’re acquainted. After 32 years...I retired and never regretted it.
Lol
You worked alongside the same people for 32 years and yall are only "acquainted?" 😲
I do not miss going in the office 🙌🏽.
You brought back WAY TOO MANY memories!!!! I had a coworker who would eat fried chicken then flit from computer to computer; licking her fingers as she ran around. Evelyn would leave grease tracks everywhere.
Not Evelyn lol this is too funny. I work from home now and this is a huge blessing 🙌 🙏
🗣Babe I thought I was the only one praying for inclement weather!! 😂🤣🤣🤣
Lmao I'm sitting at my desk at work right now watching this and feel every bit of it in my soul. It's just noon but I been ready to go since 9
Lady this came at the right time. I am sooooo glad I am working from home and I thank God I have a job but some people........ I had a “Karen” pulled on me the other day and I swear if I had been at work I would probably have been fired.
You too Miss Brenda! ROTFLOL!!!!!
I’m so happy for covid ….I’ve been working online ( I hope this stays permanent) no commuting, I stay in my house , no boss hovering over me , no stupid fake conversations ( I just do my job and get paid ) it’s wonderful
Everybody got that “Ms. (Fill in the blank)”. Either they are very sweet, crazy or extremely high key messy . The Ms. at my old job used to eat everybody food. Our shift would have a party and she would help herself without asking. You order a pizza and 2-3 slices missing and you already know who did it! 😑
I IMMEDIATELY thought of Ms. B..... at my job who already has one foot in the grave but keeps up more mess on the job! In everybody's business acting like a sweet, caring, concerned old lady 😂🤣. Can't stand that old b&@* or understand how someone can be so close to the other side and still so full of Hell.
@@Refining1 Ha 😂! They always messy and somehow able to hide behind their age and “wisdom”.
Dear Coworkers,
I do not care how much you don’t like me. Do not buck at me unless you knucking and ready to fight.
Signed,
A Crime Mob Believer
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @ a Crime Mobb believer lol...that use to be my song.
@@TheDstinfrared34 lol it’s the truth sis! I was raised ready so come prepared
#FACTS!
#workhandsgotdatWORK
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 crime mob believer! Yes indeed 💀💀
😂😂This is me from 8am until 5pm. Im out everyday 5 pm sharp. No overtime and not one minute over. I need remote ASAP.
I done spit my food all over my phone laughing at EJ😂😂😂
I was taking a sip of red wine next to my white carpet when she said 'yo skin be peeling' I almost choked. What a moment of conflict 😭😭😭
I work in healthcare for 13yrs and I've been telling coworkers that they are not my boss for 13yrs even when I've been their team leader!! Like excuse me Sir, Madam you are not my BOSSSS!!! so please get & stay outta my FACCCCEE!!!😂😂😂😂
Lord the missing INKPENS! I loved my last job but I 👏🏼could👏🏼not 👏🏼keep👏🏼pens 👏🏼for nothing! I eventually had to tie them down with ribbon...ya'll they would cut the ribbon! I also bought outlandish giant children's pens from the dollar tree...they left them alone pretty much.
🤣 not the outlandish giant children's pens 😂
@@umasal5312 yep, giant princess pens, fluffy flamingo at the top (I still have them)😆
@@ladyvent 🤣🤣
This is a fantastic idea!
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I love this because you described everyone of my coworkers
The roll of them eyes though!!!! And the uuuuuggghhhh!!!! I feel you boo
This can be on any job, not just an office setting.
she only had 3 mins, sooo.....
🤣🤣🤣🤣 you saying what we be thinking
The hold on for the small disturbance though🤸🏾♀️🤸🏾♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣
Run dat pen bak!!!! 😂😂😂😂
working remote has been a pleasure!
This is amazing. Will you do one where we hate coworkers while working from home?
That girl jumped at Katrina.....😂😂😂😂
I felt this to my core.
It’s the “What’s” for me! 🤣
The ones that don’t wash their hands when they use the restroom 😒 WFH is the best thing since sliced bread for me🙂
🤣🤣🤣 I can't stop laughing!! EJ always lifts my spirit. I listen to her videos to get me through the day. 💖
The eye roll and groan is me all day
They roll 👀 though 🤣🤣
Normally when you hate all of your co-worker’s, you are the slacker,😂😂.
I was the co-worker who had a well stocked office from items in the store room. I had all of the forms I needed to perform my job. I locked my desk on my day off. Manager told me not to lock my desk. I know it was because instead of going to the supply closet other employees went through my desk while I was gone. And then had the nerve to complain to the manager that my desk was locked. This is why I hated my co-workers.
My life Mon-Fri......This is me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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This is so meee!
I'm done with them all
Omg this is so accurate with so many past jobs I've had. Like leave me alone and let me work.
I don't miss none of this. I had people taking from my desk if I was out the day before. I started engraving my things
Lmao she has an issue with every coworker and their grandma.. 🥲👀
Nothing wrong with being friendly with coworkers, but I don't want to add you on any social media. Or hang out with you outside of work.
This video came right on time!! I’m just there to make money not friends
This is me until after I move to my new desk this Friday.
"Run me my pen"...This is me!
The pen situation....I had a whole staff meeting about it. The company didn’t buy my pens!
i am DEAD...i feel every part of this
"You too Ms Brenda, you be messy too. Yes ma'am"
Never worked in an office...but you bringing life to these skits. God bless you and yours. Keep em' sis!!!
EJ you are EVERYTHING♥️♥️Got me over here crying🤣🤣🤣
You just help me vent without really venting! 😆😆😆Thank you!
🤣She said you don’t wash your hands when you come out of the bathroom Carlene...
Not the inclement weather tho🤣🤣🤣🤣
I worked at a company for 6 years, same boss, everything great. Then a contract was canceled and my team split up into smaller groups, most of re-distributed to other supervisors and a few new supervisors added on. One of those newer supervisors was a former teammate with boss #1 for 6 years. Long story short, I ended up with former teammate turned supervisor as my boss and in less than 1 year I was out. Everyday I was at work with the former teammate turned my boss I was just like EJ here. I hated her and everyone on my team.
Girl I call em out on the bs Everytime😂🤣🤣😂😂
Not that eye roooll🤣🤣🤣🤣 biiihhh I am deeeaaaddd!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️”and I don’t want to own nothing in here!” ...”and you’re skin be peeling” lmfffaaaoooo!!!!
The “cheap body spray,” is the worst. I’m so glad I have my own online business now, work will make you hate people. Lol
I don’t hang out with my coworkers. They all drive me nuts
Why do I feel that your comment to Shonda about NOT coming to that department was said in front of the folks in the department. 🤣😂
You need a show . You are very funny 😂😆😂 I still am watching the olders but can't wait to see what your talking about 2day
The key rattle 🤣I am hollan..literally
I was called to the boss office to account for some shit and I saw he just open a packet of pens and was looking the other way.. I won't be buying pens for two months.
Lol!!! Im a pen thief too
🤣Remind me of the pencil thieves in elementary school.
The EYEROLL.💀
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😆 ROFL
Well, if you're going to be that honest at work do a few things before you leave:
1. Lock your computer and desk drawers so nobody can get on there and set you up.
2. Make sure you aren't being followed to your car.
3. Check your car when you leave work to see if you have a flat...or 2 or 4.
Hated working in offices
If this ain’t me when the fake coworkers be saying GoodMorning to me 😂
Dang I ain't nasty 👍🏼🤦🏻♀️🤣😂😂
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My nickname back in the corporate ladder-climbing days was “Mr Future Supervisor.” It was given to me by the coworker who told our airline reservations customer to “call 1-800-GOGREYHOUND.” Somehow that was supposed to be my fault that she was being monitored by our supervisor who showed up with a master key to her locker and was escorted out the building.
That was pretty clever though. "call 1-800-gogreyhound". Gotta give her credit.
I’m sure she didn’t expect that outcome or maybe she did!🤣
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I had warned her that one day she would be caught getting smart with the callers...and also using the company phone to call her boyfriend while customers were waiting to get through. My conscience was clear.
What about the ones that claim they don’t like their coworkers but will ask for money from them ask for some of their food or a ride to work from them but they don’t like them
Screaming out loud! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is me, *verbally and saying out loud!*
I feel you on this video. 😂
And they will call you the mean one😂😂😂
Exactly, that's me in & ready to leave immediately
Inclement weather!!! 😂😂😂 Lord knows I be praying for that all the time. I don't want nothing to happen real bad but I be needing a few days off without having to us my own time!
This so me 😁, you wrong and right for this
The eyeroll!!! My response for them and everything about them! Along with, I don't want what you all are trying to feed us for breakfast and lunch ahahahaa
Ewwwww, this video is on point. COVID got em lazy,crazy, and messier. I love working remotely. I walk in the office speak and sanitize my cubicle. Don't offer me no doughnuts, no salad, and none of your candy.
Give me the donuts then, thank you!! 🤣🤣🤣😋🍩
My motto: coworkers are NOT friends