Even after the one had exited the building, it still followed him out and killed him apparently. I'm surprised it would go outside of the anomalous zone, but I guess it just wouldn't normally. (I know you're not, serious, but still. Lol)
and when you attack they will still attack even if its day. Only difference is you cant just light up the area and stop them from being aggressive and they don't keep attacking you if it becomes day if they were previously hostile towards you.
I just recently went to an Ikea for the first time. Through all the SCP videos i was always confused as to how someone would get lost in a warehouse as depicted similar to a Sam's Club. Ikea isnt actually JUST a big warehouse, a big portion of the store is just housing displays that feel like youre walking into multiple houses that are all connected. It took 2 hours to actually explore the place.
yah..... SCPS ARE ALL AROUND THE WORLD AND OUR ONLY SAFE PLACE IS IKEA BC ITS LIKE A HOME BUT NOW THERE IS AN MONSTER LIVING IN IKEA........AAAAAAHHHHH
So you guys are telling me, that this single comment, that i made a week ago, got more likes than my youtube channel, which has been around for at least half a year? What? _How did this happen?_
I was actually “lost” in ikea when I was two my mom had looked away for a second then I’m gone I knew where everything was we had been there so many times so I remembered the arrows to the Delhi and due to how vast it was they locked down the entire place and the staff reported saying a blond kid in the Delhi going by my name ( safety reasons for me ) they had brought my mom there and I ran to her and she was very thankful then said this “hotdog” let’s say she was a bit mad but not that mad only a bit.
I’ve only been to a IKEA once but it was definitely a very memorable trip mostly because of the infamous “Sprite waterfall” incident. After shopping for a while we (me, my mom, dad and 5 siblings) decided to go eat. The restaurant was on the second floor and near the entrance. As the entrance was two floors tall the second floor ended with a glass barrier overlooking the entrance. We decided to sit here and eat. At one point my brother knocked over my sisters full cup of Sprite. Unfortunately the glass barrier had a gap at the bottom allowing the Sprite to spill onto the first floor in a impressive waterfall, somehow missing everyone below.
Imagine going into an ikea and getting lost, then hours later the lights go out and you see an employee, running towards you, saying: “ *the fitness gram pacer test is a multi stage-* “
They could’ve painted the inside of the entrance with orange paint or something so people inside can find an escape. Just keep the doors open while you do it
@@w1zzard_ it would be useless, the door dissapear and the rope would be cutted. Thats why is so hard to get out, if the door wouldn't disappear then the pepole would leave easily.
Considering from the diaries of the people inside that they had one incident of a piece of the staff accidentally being left inside the fort and the staff still being more aggressive even without seeing it probably implies it can smell/sense other staff
Manager:hoho??? Your approaching me? No matter how many times we kick you out and even have the police confirmed different brands didnt matter you still approach me? Karen:I cant fire the shit out of your staff without getting closer..... Manager:oh ho! *then come as close as you like* ....
Staff: the stores now closed, pl- Karen: I want to speak to ur manager- Staff: the stores no- Karen: N O. Staff: the stores now- Karen: UR FURNITURE SUCKS- Staff: STORES NOW- Karen: SHUT UP Staff: THE STORES CLOSED Karen: I NEED A REFU- Staff: PLEASE EXI- Karen: N O. Staff: BREATHESSSS STORES NOW CLOSED, PLEASE EXIT THE BUI- Karen: *takes out gun* I WONT HESITATE B I T C H
FriendshipBoy ikeas are already built like mazes because it makes people more likely to buy things or something. I also had the same experience in an IKEA.
Me: about to sleep after watching the infographics show The Infographics show: check out our other channel where we do SCP’s Me: I don’t need sleep, I need SCP’s Well, I really find SCP’s pretty interesting and finding out that the voice & team from the infographics show we’re making actual videos on them?! Oh heck yeah! Sign me up immediately and turn on the bell so I don’t miss an update. Glad you guys are doing this. Helps me relax and chill more during these tough times.
What if the employees escaped? If they couldn’t it would be a good idea, however that would kill the hundreds, probably thousands of people stuck in there although the foundation might not care about that.
@@holybird692 the employees cant escape, that would shatter reality. think of it. its infinite, fitted in boundaries. if the boundaries collapse, the infinite collapses. if it doesn't, reality shatters. plus, the building is secured with guards and barbed wires.
@@asimcheems776 That’s fair, really there would be no chance of any employees even making it out of the parking lot unless they busted out in large groups but that’s unlikely
-3008: “the store is now closed, please exit the building” D-Class: exits building -3008: continues to chase him out of building saying “ the store is now closed, please exit the building”
I remember being in an ikea at the age of 7 and I got distracted by the children’s bedroom stuff and I looked around and didn’t see my parents anywhere. Absolutely terrifying. Like a regular 7 year old, I screamed and cried for my parents. Turns out they were just on the other side of the wall and I felt so stupid 😅🔫
Thats the day your parents were replaced by sleeper agents, have you noticed something different in their behavior: craving for Swedish meat balls, no longer arguing while putting up furniture together, buying cheap decorations that they no one really wanted, etc. If you want to be sure just try an allen key in their left nostril, but be prepared first, as if they were truly replaced they'll get really mad you did that and will start asking weird questions
Me:randomly getting milk Employee:excuse me the store is now closed please exit the building Me:uhum Employee:..... Uhhhhh oh yeah Me:😅bruh where the exit
I think the premises of the ikea store is also part of being inside the building. So in order to survive you would have to be totally away from the store grounds lol
I like that this shows that the Foundation isn't completely evil. After providing information the man was "helped" by letting him forget his experience and return to his family. "The foundation protects humanity from anomalies, we (The Ethics Committee) protect the foundation against itself."
It's funny, the first time I went to Ikea as a kid I thought the store was endless as I just couldn't navigate it. So this SCP seems oddly accurate. Ikea just isn't navigated like regular stores making it pretty easy to get turned about.
Final boss.. The Manager. Stats •Health=Beeg •Speed=slow •Damage=Very beeg Advantages •Effective against karens •Occasional summoning of staff Disadvantages •Very slow •Small brain, smooth like raw chicken breast
Ngl that sounds kinda cool, only real work you need to do is build settlements, get food, and fight off staff, seems a lot less stressful than normal life
SCP-3008-2 : the store is now closed, please exit the building Me : how tho? Did you build the exit? SCP-3008-2 : No I didn’t, give me 10 years Me : THEN HOW DID I GET IN-
I think Lord Bung (animator on youtube who made the SCP Confinement Series) worked on this, but I dunno if the channel is still up as they got into some concerning situations
I didnt realize that the scp foundation only terminates d-class that are criminals but just civilians victimized by scps will just have their memory washed and safely go back to normal life. Thats nice and considerate compared to other mysterious organizations.
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Love this, please keep up the good work man
Never fire or let this this narrator leave
Can't on the notification bell. It is made for children
Huh?
@@bhaskarhalder6501 erro 404
SCP-3008-2: The store is now closed please exit the building
Me: WHERE IS THE EXIT!?
*awkward silence*
SCP-3008-2: Good point
Even after the one had exited the building, it still followed him out and killed him apparently. I'm surprised it would go outside of the anomalous zone, but I guess it just wouldn't normally.
(I know you're not, serious, but still. Lol)
@@Reilia_ yeah pretty weird its still hostile even when the class d left the building
@@Reilia_ i think its actually working like a spider if it attacked you already it wont stop till its dead or youre dead
Well a spider in minecraft
Scp3008-2 lets figure that out by throwing you out of the building
Slenderman got a part time job.
I made this comment 2yrs ago wtf happened under here.
Also his family
ISSAC VASQUEZ looks like someone can’t handle a joke
@ISSAC VASQUEZ Dude, it's a joke
@ISSAC VASQUEZ And slenderman doesn't exist
@ISSAC VASQUEZ every one has a hero true zero people don't have a hero Logan is my hero he is very nice that's why I made a song about him twice
As a former IKEA employee, let’s just say we had to keep quiet in some things
Do you mean quiet ?
now when its night and u see a customer in closing time, always be hostile.
He’s a *Former* IKEA employee
kinda sus
i like that idea, its interesting
Employee: *"The store is now closed please exit the building"*
D class: **leaves the building**
Employee: You weren't supposed to do that
Sore loser still killed the d class
Ngl it would be pretty funny if the employee just ran back in
The "employee's'' are like Minecraft spiders, they are friendly at day and aggressive and hostile at night
and they're way bigger than they should be
and when you attack they will still attack even if its day.
Only difference is you cant just light up the area and stop them from being aggressive and they don't keep attacking you if it becomes day if they were previously hostile towards you.
They are spider endermen hybrids
Spendermen, the not slender man ripoff
@@assassinnoir1015 marvel's newest anti hero
Yeah
The moral of the story:
*never play hide and seek in IKEA.*
moral of the story: do play hide and seek in IKEA, you'll definitely win
DO NOT TRY AT HOME
@@alexaaa429 GONE WRONG
me and my friends did actually play hide and seek in an IKEA a few years ago
@@gifted2936 GONE SEXUAL
Everybody gangsta, ‘till
*the store is now closed, please exit the building*
Lol
*Despite all of that, they never leave*
@@IKEAEmployeeSCP- they can't leave its impossible it's infinity large and the doors teleport
@@meganstachowiak9527 *D I LL I GAF Dilligaf*
Bottt Productions I played the rolboox version of it it is amazing but play with friends
just imagine waking up in the middle of the night and hearing: “excuse me, the store is now closed. please exit the building.”
My new wake up alarm
@@KawaiiRulo I would be rlly scared
“In IKEA at 3 AM *SCP 3008,* * NOT FAKE * * SCARY * * 3 AM *
Just stay under the blanket it keeps u safe
It’s just a fact of life
So this is the reason why my dad is still taking 5 years to get milk, huh.
Are you referring Dani
I am a huge fan of him
If not then nvm
@@Ori--pw5vw no dumbass
@@Ori--pw5vw who tf is dani lmao
Edit: Stop replying i know who he is
4:47
"The store is now closed, please exit the building."
But he did exit the building and got killed anyway.
Yea that sucks
9 years ago today. Wow. (I know the SCP Foundation is fictional, but it's still interesting nonetheless.)
@DisIsWhale My advice is to bring a whole lot of loaded assault rifles.
@@flamesamurai6315 not a bad idea
They killed him because he didn't buy anything
Delta Team Survivor: "Finally I'm free!"
Scp 3008-2: *NO*
Uno reverse card
It really said: no♥
"Well yes, but actually no"
@@Barnacle_Jones bruh i was about to say it
@Swag Monke what movie?
I just recently went to an Ikea for the first time. Through all the SCP videos i was always confused as to how someone would get lost in a warehouse as depicted similar to a Sam's Club.
Ikea isnt actually JUST a big warehouse, a big portion of the store is just housing displays that feel like youre walking into multiple houses that are all connected. It took 2 hours to actually explore the place.
SCP-3008-2: Please exit the buil-
Karen: *Oh, you’re approaching me?*
Their battle will be legendary..
@@act2wasstronger182 Karen
@@act2wasstronger182 dies
@@kubamcmillan3078 na the Karen would win bcz of the power of toxicity
can i speak to your manager?!
"hey, why are armed guards constantly patrolling and monitoring that IKEA?"
"idk Black mould or something lol"
Mold* no offense
Sounds Like a great reason to put guards outside
@@SackboyLBP that's how British people spell mould
@@SackboyLBP British people say mould PepeLaugh
Oi
Imagine you say to your kid ''one sec I'll go get milk" then you get stuck and he thinks you abandoned him.
y would u go into ikea for milk
@@kai228 exactly
i would prob think dat my dad abondoned me
I'm more amazed to the fact that the dad had to buy the milk in an ikea 😂
@@kai228 lmao, mans abt to go to Poland to get some groceries
“Been in an IKEA for three years, since 2018”
Oh boy. He’s gonna come outside, see nobody, and have a heart attack.
Lol
The earth is now closed. Please exit the planet.
@@CoCFirelol
@@CoCFire
Human-2: get lost squidward
I don't think it's real bro 😂
Finally a scp that can die from a bullet.
Wtf do you mean
scp 3008-2 can regen at night so...... (and be more powerfull)
Not only a bullet even a stab they are humanoid creatures but they still have a body like a human even tho they have no bones and only skin
@@thelifeofibo Wrong.
They just drag the dead bodies away, they don't "revive" nor do we know how they keep coming back
SCP 1 is the opposite
If not for the monsters it just sounds like a normal ikea
Lol
Yeah ikea is pretty large
No, it doesn’t end and when you go in, you actually can’t go out because the doors disappear after you enter. It’s a miracle the man got out, alive.
@@erity-chan9970 he was joking...
Which, I believe, is the point.
the longest way to say "I got lost in IKEA, it felt like an eternity"
Me when I was 5 old
It is an eternity
KayL what happens if they die from the worker or something else
@@niko9443 they die.
The end
That One yea I expected that but I kinda was thinking something literally happens to them when they do
These guys are so creative I swear...
Is this a true story?
@@Charlie._.Slayz12no
As a Swede, I feel very proud that my nation has birthed a SCP
S W E D E
Lmao
Lol
We need a meatballs scp now
im a swede too! :D
No-one:
Absolutely no-one:
Not a single entity:
An SCP writer:
F*ck it. Deadly IKEA.
Beautiful
Deadly walmart
@@ObviouslyLeo bro have you been to Walmart?
yah..... SCPS ARE ALL AROUND THE WORLD AND OUR ONLY SAFE PLACE IS IKEA BC ITS LIKE A HOME BUT NOW THERE IS AN MONSTER LIVING IN IKEA........AAAAAAHHHHH
So you guys are telling me, that this single comment, that i made a week ago, got more likes than my youtube channel, which has been around for at least half a year?
What?
_How did this happen?_
This is how we swedish people feel when being in an ikea and not finding our parents as a kid
Nämen en svensk
my older sister got lost in an ikea in London when she was little
U N D E R R A T E D C O M M E N T
Ill translate so other people understand what i said
I said "oh a swed" bc im a swed
I was actually “lost” in ikea when I was two my mom had looked away for a second then I’m gone I knew where everything was we had been there so many times so I remembered the arrows to the Delhi and due to how vast it was they locked down the entire place and the staff reported saying a blond kid in the Delhi going by my name ( safety reasons for me ) they had brought my mom there and I ran to her and she was very thankful then said this “hotdog” let’s say she was a bit mad but not that mad only a bit.
I love that scp 3008 has a large population making it make more sense that they’re that Ikea’s staff and are just doing their job ❤
Impossible to find the exit? Sounds like a typical IKEA.
Facts doh. 😂
Fact right here
Ikr
ye
ITS FACTS DUHHH IVE BEEN STUCK IN A IKEA BEFORE NOT LIKE THAT DUDE
Everybody gangsta till cailou starts haunting you with 50% off deals.
This needs more likes lmaoo it's only got 28
ur fking funny lmao
Underrated AS FUCK
everybody gangsta till fat caillou want you to exit the building
Everybody gangsta till Slenderman and Cailou offsprings start bludgeoning liquid flesh
When u dont hav ikea in yur state:
Well im safe for now
Same
Milwaukee for me no ikea hahaha
Same
lol.our country doesn't have one😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣Sm for meh
It is in my land sweden
1:58 I'm actually glad he got the chance to forget
Everybody Gangstar til'
Slenderman opens his own Ikea-
Lol
Harder yeahhh
yep
Slenderkea
Pomegranate tree of the orchard, What is your wisdom.
This sounds a lot like the Back Rooms.
Agreed
Y E S
THATS SO TRUE
bad ending : you're now an ikea employee
I mean... both of them are pocket dimensions soo
It's bigger on the inside than on the outside.
So _that's_ why I can't build those damn cabinets.
This one SCP covers the whole premise of the Backrooms completely. Honestly, quite telling.
I’ve only been to a IKEA once but it was definitely a very memorable trip mostly because of the infamous “Sprite waterfall” incident. After shopping for a while we (me, my mom, dad and 5 siblings) decided to go eat. The restaurant was on the second floor and near the entrance. As the entrance was two floors tall the second floor ended with a glass barrier overlooking the entrance. We decided to sit here and eat. At one point my brother knocked over my sisters full cup of Sprite. Unfortunately the glass barrier had a gap at the bottom allowing the Sprite to spill onto the first floor in a impressive waterfall, somehow missing everyone below.
Lmao that’s hilarious
Are all Ikeas like that or something
@@tropixx2665 I don’t know. I’ve only ever been to that one.
@@anaka0666 o
Oh goodness, how did it go afterwards?
Imagine going into an ikea and getting lost, then hours later the lights go out and you see an employee, running towards you, saying: “ *the fitness gram pacer test is a multi stage-* “
ccdog888 YT how does this only have 10 likes?
@@pierrechouprian7345 It's trash.
@@Alexsomnia yeah the worst comment in the top section ive seen
@@Alexsomnia I hate your usernam :)
Oh no
This is why I only get lost at Sears, I'm not risking it
I haven’t heard that name in years...
What is unique about infinite Sears?
They could’ve painted the inside of the entrance with orange paint or something so people inside can find an escape. Just keep the doors open while you do it
They could have attached a rly rly long piece of rope to someone going in and they could have studied how people get lost in there
I got lost in Walmart The other day after watching this and started freaking out
Epic walmart moment
wait Walmart could be SCP-3008-3
@@w1zzard_ it would be useless, the door dissapear and the rope would be cutted. Thats why is so hard to get out, if the door wouldn't disappear then the pepole would leave easily.
just tape the door to the wall with some flex tape
@@caesarborkeli1128 big brain.
I wonder if dressing up as an ikea employee can let you blend in with the SCP 3008-2
True true
choo choo
Considering from the diaries of the people inside that they had one incident of a piece of the staff accidentally being left inside the fort and the staff still being more aggressive even without seeing it probably implies it can smell/sense other staff
@@pleplepleple2019 just BE THE COUCH LMAO
And become very tall or short whole body
This brings the whole "I'm going out to buy milk" joke to a whole 'nother level.
Who goes to an Ikea, to buy milk?
Correction: not milk but meatballs
@@jaythekid6878 I do lol
@@jaythekid6878 Your mom
@@भक्तिद्वार-स3ध No? lol. Edeka and Rewe
Who else thinks a book about this would go hard AF
This is the secret backstory for Slender Man.
He got tired of working at IKEA, bleached his skin, and got a suit.
Lol
Lol
lmao
Lol
Lol
Karen:finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary
Karen will win because of stupidness
Manager:hoho??? Your approaching me? No matter how many times we kick you out and even have the police confirmed different brands didnt matter you still approach me?
Karen:I cant fire the shit out of your staff without getting closer.....
Manager:oh ho! *then come as close as you like* ....
@@ajduwhdd3406 ı cant fire the sh*t out of your staff without coming closer
@@Sngays good idea I'm stealing it now
Staff: the stores now closed, pl-
Karen: I want to speak to ur manager-
Staff: the stores no-
Karen: N O.
Staff: the stores now-
Karen: UR FURNITURE SUCKS-
Staff: STORES NOW-
Karen: SHUT UP
Staff: THE STORES CLOSED
Karen: I NEED A REFU-
Staff: PLEASE EXI-
Karen: N O.
Staff: BREATHESSSS STORES NOW CLOSED, PLEASE EXIT THE BUI-
Karen: *takes out gun* I WONT HESITATE B I T C H
Person that created this scp *CLEARLY* got lost at an IKEA
You copyied coment but i dont give fuck
@@monke6912 comment*
@@monke6912 dont give a *
@@monke6912 learn how to spell when ur goin to swear
@@dragonrebornyt1333 when you're *
SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE A MOVIE OUT OF THIS!!! It would be soooo good!
The store is closed, huh? And you want me to exit the building?
*Then why the hell are you chasing me when I leave?!*
:ባደረካቸው ድርጊቶች ምክንያት ቤተሰቦችዎ ደሙን ያፈሳሉ ፡፡ ለድርጊቶችዎ የዘላለም ሥቃይ ይሰማቸዋል ፡፡ ያፈሰሱ እንባዎች ወደ ደም ይለወጣሉ ፣ የሚሰማቸው ህመም ሊቋቋሙት የማይችሉት ይሆናሉ ፡፡ በቅር
ለምን ይህን ይተረጉማሉ? ደህና እኔ ልዩ ሰው እንደሆንክ እና በጣም እንደምትከብር አስታውሰሃለሁ ፣ ህልምህን ተከተል እና ተስፋ አትቁረጥ ፣ ለሚሳደቡህ ሰዎች መሳደብ ፣ ወርቅ ነህ
@@loverz7936 I don’t speak enchantment table
@@Saini16014 lmao Avocados from Mexico 🇲🇽🥑
@@loverz7936 I think I saw someone spamming that in Roblox
Yelp, that settles it: I'm never going to an IKEA store again.
A jerk put fake arrow signs that made the ikea a maze
FriendshipBoy ikeas are already built like mazes because it makes people more likely to buy things or something. I also had the same experience in an IKEA.
Same
Jackal- -ACE23 imagine literally getting lost in an ikea like you walk around and you some how are so unlucky that you miss all the exits and people
@@thaum3983 I'm sixteen and into SCPs
I love this dudes voice hes good for reading scripts
He also works at the infographics-show channel.
@@dewaldsteyn1306 ye ik this is their second channel
@@GamingClipCentral no other their first
True
I'm so happy he's doing the voice again, it makes me so attentive, enough energy but not too overwhelming
“Please exit the building”
Then lead me to the exit, come on, you want me to leave right?
Employee: *the store is closed now, please enter the building*
A man: ok i’m out
Employee: *NO*
Man: is the place open?
Employee: the store is now close
Man: o-
Employee: please enter the building
Mam: what
No it's "oh the store is about to close but we do still have time would u like to come in? :)"
The store is now closed, please exit the building
@Beam bruh i misspelled it calm the hell down over a spelling mistake
Ummmmmm
"That's it. *YOU'RE GOING TO IKEA* "
"NOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANNA GO TO IKEA"
Me: mom i wanna go to ikea
Mom: we have ikea at home
Ikea at home:
@@andreiplaton159 why would you want to go to ikea tho
@@RubyPiec the food is fucking good there
@@dudoiio mcdonalds?
@@dudoiio u good ?
Everybody gangsta until the IKEA employees starts speaking [REDACTED]
[REDACTED], what the hell kind of language is [REDACTED]??
BICH THE FUCKIN FACILIDY IS REDACTED
Can't have [REDACTED] at Site-[][][].
SHUPAN!
ah yes, dr. bright has [REDACTED] [REDACTED] breaking several rules of [REDACTED]
this has to be one of the most incredible fictional lore ever made
how on earth did come on in my up next.... great content tho to say the least.
Hello verified person
What did this guy say
You just gave me a stroke👍
I was just watching fish girl memes :c
@Sad Vibes Forever bruh
This is what it feels like when you lose your mom in the grocery store.
this is facts right here
Fact
Ah yes, buying milk in an ikea.
copy
Me: about to sleep after watching the infographics show
The Infographics show: check out our other channel where we do SCP’s
Me: I don’t need sleep, I need SCP’s
Well, I really find SCP’s pretty interesting and finding out that the voice & team from the infographics show we’re making actual videos on them?! Oh heck yeah! Sign me up immediately and turn on the bell so I don’t miss an update. Glad you guys are doing this. Helps me relax and chill more during these tough times.
I also suggest watching scp illustrated and the exploration series
Crusader Conner already am hahaha
HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS RELAX U
Jase Daily it’s just stories calm down lmao. If they’re real, then how come it’s everywhere in youtube? So much for being a secret organization right?
@@PartyGod lol
The Master must of turned his TARDIS into an IKEA and is tortuing people inside it.
IKEA workers: "The store is now closed please exit the building."
Me: "wheres the exit?"
IKEA worker: "Good question."
I wonder where the exit is.
To answer that, we're gonna have to talk about *parallel universes*
@@Jamy6 oh hi bro first time talking to Scp.By the way how are you doing
i wonder where the exit is too
SCP HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
This would make a great survival game
Lmao there’s one on roblox
@@Am1naaaaaa
Besides the griefers ruining people’s bases and the intense wars and stealing food, The game is fun. scary and great to play
There is 1
On roblox there is
@@Am1naaaaaa there’s also and actual one that’s not on roblox. It’s called scp 3008. The roblox one is Shitty because people can grind your base
the question in my head during the whole video:
why don't they just take down the building?
*KABOOM?*
Yes, *KABOOM.*
*Store explodes*
genius
What if the employees escaped? If they couldn’t it would be a good idea, however that would kill the hundreds, probably thousands of people stuck in there although the foundation might not care about that.
@@holybird692 the employees cant escape, that would shatter reality. think of it. its infinite, fitted in boundaries. if the boundaries collapse, the infinite collapses. if it doesn't, reality shatters. plus, the building is secured with guards and barbed wires.
@@asimcheems776 That’s fair, really there would be no chance of any employees even making it out of the parking lot unless they busted out in large groups but that’s unlikely
Man, I love how this SCP brings more people to the SCP fandom.
-3008: “the store is now closed, please exit the building”
D-Class: exits building
-3008: continues to chase him out of building saying “ the store is now closed, please exit the building”
NOT STONKS
Not stonks
Smort
Not stonks
-3008-2: "Im gonna pretend i did not see that"
Before
"Slenderman got a job"
"Slenderman got fired for no reason"
After
"Siren got Slenderman's job"
"Slenderman got a job from a store"
SCP 3008: The store is now closed, ple-
Me: *Puts pineapple on Ikea Meatballs*
SCP 3008: *Simultaniously combusts*
He’s literally slender man but with no tentacles and he’s wearing an ikea outfit.
Sushi god and its tan color
Slendy's son needed a job, leave him be man
And more polite
Yes
You have 4666669 IQ, 👍✌️👌👍
So this is how they make their Swedish meatballs
Human meatballs
Wait pewdiepie is Swedish NOO
*”balls”*
@@Chips74859 .
they gotta do something with the corpses
I remember being in an ikea at the age of 7 and I got distracted by the children’s bedroom stuff and I looked around and didn’t see my parents anywhere. Absolutely terrifying. Like a regular 7 year old, I screamed and cried for my parents.
Turns out they were just on the other side of the wall and I felt so stupid 😅🔫
Thats the day your parents were replaced by sleeper agents, have you noticed something different in their behavior: craving for Swedish meat balls, no longer arguing while putting up furniture together, buying cheap decorations that they no one really wanted, etc.
If you want to be sure just try an allen key in their left nostril, but be prepared first, as if they were truly replaced they'll get really mad you did that and will start asking weird questions
No you did right
Is this a real story
@@Ricecakezs Uh yes?
Same bro
Me:randomly getting milk
Employee:excuse me the store is now closed please exit the building
Me:uhum
Employee:..... Uhhhhh oh yeah
Me:😅bruh where the exit
"They have lack of knowledge that even child should know, like existence of Statue of Liberty"
*AMERICA 100*
they need *AMERICA 101* class lesson
Even ik that and Im not American, it was a present from the French i think...
Ravnite Sanchez Yes
@Wessam fe ohhh ty
You actually learn about it in 3rd grade, but it's really brief lol
Staff: the store is now closed, please exit the building
Class D: **exits building**
Also staff: so you have chosen... *death*
Me Where Sven Is The Exit
lol
I think the premises of the ikea store is also part of being inside the building. So in order to survive you would have to be totally away from the store grounds lol
soo this is literally
GET
OUT OF MY
SWAMP
/SOUND FX -DENG DENG DENGGGGGGGGGGGG
I like that this shows that the Foundation isn't completely evil. After providing information the man was "helped" by letting him forget his experience and return to his family.
"The foundation protects humanity from anomalies, we (The Ethics Committee) protect the foundation against itself."
So they weren't working in scp-5000 video at all.
@@alexandrub8786 apparently in SCP-5000, they actually agreed to destroy all of humanity because of IT
It's funny, the first time I went to Ikea as a kid I thought the store was endless as I just couldn't navigate it. So this SCP seems oddly accurate. Ikea just isn't navigated like regular stores making it pretty easy to get turned about.
Me: watches this video while my mom is driving
Also me: mom where are we going?
Mom: to ikea
He been real quiet for the pass two weeks that ikea ain’t got no WiFi🤣😭
Sweats profusely
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.... NO
Lol
*to be continued plays*
Kids after they watch this: MOM NEVER GO TO IKEA
Lmao XD so true oh and frist reply
Yeah true Lmao 🤣
I’m not a child anymore but I’m still telling my mom. It’s really creepy how IKEA has these “mazes” that you have to go through.
HMMM.... Quite true
Lol
"Bigger on the inside"
The foundation: yeah he was abused.
mmmm
@Hero Games NO
I dont get it :/
@Hero Games OK I'll take your word for it!
this is so cursed...
employees:"The store is now closed, please exit the building."
me:where the heck am i supposed to exit this freaking building
Plot twist: This is The Infographics Show dudes real voice.
I think this maybe their second channel.
@@gas.4872 It is
@@b226tj Oh 😶😶
@@gas.4872 i thinki t's some guy on fiver
@@vepply Whats fiver?
This is why when dads say “Imma go buy some milk” they never come back because he got trapped by ikea
So thats what happened to my dad
Why would you get milk in Ikea
@@tiffanyz1362 yeah
@@tiffanyz1362 they probably came for the Swedish meatballs
@@skeebee9738 g o o d p o i n t
Never heard this version before, always the one where a guy's stuck and found a town and all.
It was dramatically enhanced
In that video he sees drones I think those were the foundations that u see in this video
Exchange?
Is this a reference to scp confinement or is that actually a separate story
@@ccisco No, it's the journal on the official article.
Honestly this is the most realistic SCP out there Ikea has felt infinite every time I've been in there
Me (trapped in an IKEA with "the staff"): I'd like to speak with the manager, please.
Karen moment
Wouldn’t be surprised if Karens are SCP 3008-3’s
*Ultimate Karen*
Final boss.. The Manager.
Stats
•Health=Beeg
•Speed=slow
•Damage=Very beeg
Advantages
•Effective against karens
•Occasional summoning of staff
Disadvantages
•Very slow
•Small brain, smooth like raw chicken breast
Manager of the ikea: %&÷/$*@_$?#_!*÷?
Can everybody stop saying they're copying the Infographics show? They are the Infographics show. They said it in a community post!
Ah yes, they are copying the infographics show by having the exact same animators and narrator, including video style.
• Grey Slushii • even if they weren’t the same two channels can have the same artist and not be copying
Lol i can't believe people were that stupid
Bruh, I also keep telling this to knackheads but still won't listen, guess it can't be helped.
nOPe, pReTty SUre tHis Is cOPyIng.
When I was a little girl, I wanted to live in a Walmart with a group of people living there as a civilization, locked in, unable to leave.
Dang your kinda weird and cool at the same time
Ngl that sounds kinda cool, only real work you need to do is build settlements, get food, and fight off staff, seems a lot less stressful than normal life
Yo thats some harley quinn sh@t right there
These SCP videos are just amazing science fiction. I love them!
"The store is now closed, please exit the building." The last surviving member of Delta team: "But I did exit!"
@@H4ppyGuy_ Yeah Okay. That totally makes sense
@@kentan3898 my comment deleted
SCP 3008-2: FUCK
@@wallybuckman2937 nono
We say the store is closed
Civilians be like “oh my gosh this is so scary”
CEO of ikea be like “this is bad for bissnis”
bussinessn't
"Bissnis "
u must be a scp because no one knew about this
LOL
"The Staff" are literally just iron golems. At night they think you are a zombie and attack you. at morning they are docile unless you attack them
Lmao Minecraft in a nutshell
Lmao
TRUE
MiNeCrAfT
scp is literally minecraft but furniture, probably because of the
day safe, night dangerous, kind of cycle
SCP-3008-2 : the store is now closed, please exit the building
Me : how tho? Did you build the exit?
SCP-3008-2 : No I didn’t, give me 10 years
Me : THEN HOW DID I GET IN-
time travel
Dude this can literally be a movie, it would be so good
Yeah kinda wanna be a director just too make this a movie💀
Or TV Series...
Nightmare at Ikea, you'll never buy furnitures again... Now disponible in all cinemas and DVD/blu-ray"
I think Lord Bung (animator on youtube who made the SCP Confinement Series) worked on this, but I dunno if the channel is still up as they got into some concerning situations
You gotta know that SCP was created after someone got lost in an IKEA and was salty about it so they made an entire SCP about it.
wa
@@hiddenguy67 hoo
I will-a steal your- liver! Wahoo!
@@RobertoDeMundo bold of you to assume you don't already have it
@@RobertoDeMundo bfdi epic
TH-cam: 18 comments
Me: Can I see them?
TH-cam: The comment section is closed, please exit the comment section.
Understandable have a great day.
@@richardomilos8686 lol
Refresh
WOW thanks for the likes guys!
Max the German Shepherd thanking for likes is cringe
10:23 bro was finna spin back😂😂
I showed this to my friend now where both hooked 😭
We're*
Our hooked * communist anthem starts to play*
I’m not sure where both hooks are, ask someone else.
We’re
@@Imthepinesinthetrees i think they make their own scp tales based on the scps
Employees: The Store Is Now Closed, Exit the building immediately.
Me: *Exits*
SCP-3008: Wait, you weren't supposed to do that
SCP 3008-2: Ahhh fuck it I’m still chasing you
@MaelstromX who said they needed a mouth to talk
@MaelstromX It's a meme
But the D-class did exit the building and got his neck snapped-
@MaelstromX called a joke but ok 🙄
No wonder my dad hasn't come back with the milk yet.
Ikea don't sell milk
Shhhhh he dosent have to know his dad just left him.
Lol I get it
@@cjsfunandgames3931 he deserves to know
Read my user name then I call you the best people in the world in tell it back to me in comments
When I was watching this on full screen, I thought the video was infinite.
I bet the author of this SCP once got lost in an IKEA during his childhood, and the whole thing becomes a nightmare to him
I’m just gonna put on an SCP researcher uniform and just sit in a car in the parking lot of an IKEA and watch it with binoculars.
Need another one to play the bodyguard agent?
Bruh i want to see
That for real
If I can unlock my satanic powers I can go ahead and blow up an IKEA when I see an SCP 3008-2 Come out :)...
Overcome with the desire to get a orange shirt I can wear when entering IKEA in the hope of jot getting randomly killed.
Do u need a bodyguard?
😂
I didnt realize that the scp foundation only terminates d-class that are criminals but just civilians victimized by scps will just have their memory washed and safely go back to normal life. Thats nice and considerate compared to other mysterious organizations.
Oh yeah go watch the newest video
It actually is, if I remembered Slenderman face at night I would die in sleep 😂
@@MadWatcher Tip: Run.
6:12 - Similar to the store being infinite layers of bookshelves through and through, the employees are indefinite layers of skin through and through.