Apparently this guy (M.C Kung Fu/Steve Derain) did a second vanity project in 2007 called Kung Fu Assassins. Just in case you guys needed more of this guy, if City Dragon wasn't torture enough.
It's like the guy was trying to be Dolemite mixed with The Last Dragon, with the sort of atmosphere seen in House Party. This was literally one of the funniest episodes yet. I couldn't hold back my laughter while trying to be quiet in my office.
Erin's hysterical laugh is one of the staples of the show. I think she and I are quite similar in how we can suddenly plunge into an uncontrollable laughing fit, the intensity and duration of which seem random at times. In this case though, the decisive factor was the fact that Erin was drunk as *huuur* 😁 I love this channel, it's one of the few that I actively monitor. By the way, where the hell is Dave? I miss him. Of course, he won't be running to watch a movie with you just because of me. Or at all.
agreed! When there's tears in Erin's eyes, it's the mark of a classic SBIG episode 😆😆😆 MC Kung Fu had more rhyming quatrains than Johnnie Cochran! "If my acting sucks and this movie is bad?.............I gives no fucks and well, I do actually, plenty!, have you seen my bachelor pad?" "I'm the street Casanova and a fly-ass pimp..........My dog's name is rov-a and I got vertical props like Boogaloo Shrimp!"
The part where Jason and Brian start to make jokes about how old the baby is and Erin is losing her s* just made me laugh so hard my neighbor complained. I love your channel.
This channel is the gift that keeps on giving, hilarious reactions. Erin lost it 2 minutes in bless her, Bryan in Ozzy mode & Jason looking confused throughout makes for comedy gold. And the ending was awesome 😂
It only took me two minutes to decide he was somehow worse than Steven Seagal. At least Sifu will stay quiet for a little while before harassing someone.
wtf are you guys talking about? he's cringe, sure, but why the hell would you waste the energy required for hate on a guy like this? he is the definition of "not worth it" and he hasnt done anything other than act incredibly poorly and rap even worse.....
Holy cow this was amazing. My favorite part was when he stepped on the doll baby backing up during the "fight". Holy hell, I've never made a movie, but at least I've never made this something this bad. Edited to Add: Seeing a new video drop from y'all is always a highlight, love planning my evening around watching. I'm broke atm, but as soon as that changes y'all might be my first Patreon subscription.
One of my favourite movies of all time. The way it gets massively serious halfway in only adds to the comedy for me. And that song on the radio at the end is pure art.
There’s a bunch of hysterical reviews here but this movie in particular is one of the top 5 for sure! And Erin losing it with uncontrollable laughter during was the best part!! You guys make my day every time! 😂😂😂
@@mummifiedgamer quite a lot. As I said, Angel town has got some great martial arts choreography. He also starred in a recent movie with lots of other B movie stars named Beyond the game.
This was Great! The channel has helped me through covid 2 times now and what a movie to celebrate being well again. Best wishes from the woods outside stockholm!
Holy crap! I just laughed my face off! This was amazing! Thanks, I always look forward to your next videos, you all crack me up. And that totally was the dude from "Lost"! Keep crushing!
So if you're interested Jason, the movie is actually posted here on YT and the ending is basically the two fight for a bit more while the mom comes and gets the baby, culminating in M.C Kung Fu throwing the other guy off the building (with an epic... it's not the Willhelm scream but it's the other one that's super common that goes yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaarrrrrg!). The guy lands really awkwardly with one arm twisted up around behind the back, M.C. Kung Fu puts his arm around his woman, the two walk off, show skyline behind them for a few seconds, fade to black, end credits.
finding the ending was great. the guy lying on the ground with both shoes off was even better! classic SBIG movie for sure!!! great stuff, guys. keep em coming!
Found this channel a few days ago and subscribed and I think this is the 30th or 40th video I've watched since. Obviously I've been loving the channel!
I absolutely enjoyed this particular episode. I think, mainly, because of the laughter it created. I haven't laughed this much (or hard) for a long, long time. Two reasons: a) Erin's (forgive me if I misspelled her name.) laughter's. I could not stop, really, (b) Your one-liners...priceless. Thanks a lot, for making today a good day. Did they a budget for this movie? Maybe it was filmed in a family members' home. A Kung Fu Rapper, quite rare, I have heard. Keep the humor coming.
I paused another video for this!!! 11am in Alaska, dabs ready to go, let's do this!!!! Again, never heard of this, so I'm ready for anything!!! I hope.
Crazy you guys are watching this. That's my friend's dad in this movie. We gave him this DVD for his birthday. This is awesome never thought anyone would review this movie.
That ending definitely added points in my opinion. This movie almost looks like it was directed by two people. Some shots and edits look somewhat competent Then there are other scenes that match the writing and acting in quality. Love it.
May I suggest "The Dark Backward"? A major studio production with actual stars that only made four digits at the box office. And it's a real WTF movie.
Ye gods!! Every outfit you've seen in that movie you could have purchased at Chess King in the mall back in 1991 😆😆😆. Definitely the dark side of the '90s. It was at the tail end of 90210 right before grunge hit. Epic movie though. With thunderously impressive rapping! And I love how during your intense conversation around the 20 minute mark Erin's sanity is slowly trickling away. And that ending was epic beyond epic. Maybe they finally went through their $300 budget. 😆
I tried to watch this during my lunch break and had to pause and come back to it later. I was laughing so hard I was worried I would choke on my lunch lol
Even though I had nothing to do with this movie, it made me want to cringe every scrap of flesh off my bones, out of embarrassment for the human race in general. Well done for surviving the experience!
I have to hand it to you guys for sitting through this whole thing. When l watched it, l had one finger firmly poised above the skip ahead button starting about 15 minutes in. And the further into it l got, the more skip-happy my finger got.
“When the shit hits the fanna, you need a planna”
-MC Brant 😎
*MC Branta
I really hope this channel never stops reviewing bad movies cause its absolute gold ! Brant Gang for life ✋️💯
Yep, it one of the few channels I keep notifications on for
@@ChrisSmith-5655 amen 🙏
Will go as long as my liver holds out.
Here! Here! I mean…Huur! Huur!!
@Jason Brant then you'll KEEP going, because liver transplants are a thing!!! Bad movies forever!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ah, slurring Brian, drunk red nosed Erin and a very confused Jason, what else do you need in life?
🤣
We need more Dave.
And off cam Pam!
@@JasonBrant agreed! We need some Dave, dog, and OCP as part of a balanced SBIG diet.
Bridid didnt say Squinty Lmfao
Apparently this guy (M.C Kung Fu/Steve Derain) did a second vanity project in 2007 called Kung Fu Assassins. Just in case you guys needed more of this guy, if City Dragon wasn't torture enough.
As a bad movie channel watcher serially for years. This was the very first movie I literally hid behind the palm of my hand in shame.
What pushed you over the edge?
@@JasonBrant It started with that cringe opening to the chick at the bar. I audibly went yeeeeoooooooo booooyyyyyyy.
@@JasonBrant the "rap"...holy moly that was bad....
I hate to sound so bitter-a, but this movie is a pile of shitter-a.
@@manuelm.99 Some of the worst rapping ever.. SMH..
It's like the guy was trying to be Dolemite mixed with The Last Dragon, with the sort of atmosphere seen in House Party. This was literally one of the funniest episodes yet. I couldn't hold back my laughter while trying to be quiet in my office.
My apologies to your boss.
@@JasonBrant Not your fault, Haha, I blame Tina the Queena.
Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo meets Love Guru
Erin's hysterical laugh is one of the staples of the show. I think she and I are quite similar in how we can suddenly plunge into an uncontrollable laughing fit, the intensity and duration of which seem random at times. In this case though, the decisive factor was the fact that Erin was drunk as *huuur* 😁
I love this channel, it's one of the few that I actively monitor. By the way, where the hell is Dave? I miss him. Of course, he won't be running to watch a movie with you just because of me. Or at all.
Dave returns next week.
Who calls their son MC Kung Fu? What cruel parents.
His dad was MC Bullshido.
Papa Karate and Mama Judo disagree 😂
@@no1uknugamingchannel Uncle Aikido is in prison and now I'm sad. 😩
It might tend to put the child into a demographic box moving forward
Maybe they were a fan of eating Big Macs and watching Kung Fu
Best part of the video isn't the terrible rapping it's Erin constantly dying in the corner with Jason and Brian just making her laugh more 🤣
agreed!
When there's tears in Erin's eyes, it's the mark of a classic SBIG episode 😆😆😆
MC Kung Fu had more rhyming quatrains than Johnnie Cochran!
"If my acting sucks and this movie is bad?.............I gives no fucks and well, I do actually, plenty!, have you seen my bachelor pad?"
"I'm the street Casanova and a fly-ass pimp..........My dog's name is rov-a and I got vertical props like Boogaloo Shrimp!"
@@furnitureconsortium her Mac and Me meltdown wad the funniest, it was her moment of realisation at what they are actually doing as a job
Could this movie have been intended as an homage to Fellini?
The part where Jason and Brian start to make jokes about how old the baby is and Erin is losing her s* just made me laugh so hard my neighbor complained.
I love your channel.
Thanks!
this is a key and peele skit turned into a movie
haha
This channel is the gift that keeps on giving, hilarious reactions.
Erin lost it 2 minutes in bless her, Bryan in Ozzy mode & Jason looking confused throughout makes for comedy gold.
And the ending was awesome 😂
I don't think I've hated anyone more than M.C. Kung Fu, and I'm at an age where hate exhausts me 😥
It only took me two minutes to decide he was somehow worse than Steven Seagal. At least Sifu will stay quiet for a little while before harassing someone.
Yea. My sentiments exactly. Worse than Sifu somehow, just creepy.
wtf are you guys talking about? he's cringe, sure, but why the hell would you waste the energy required for hate on a guy like this? he is the definition of "not worth it" and he hasnt done anything other than act incredibly poorly and rap even worse.....
I'm an asshole so I wont leave a comment as a way to help your mental health
@@William-Morey-Baker Fair point.
So next time I need:
Erin to already be on her third beer.
Jason to rap-a some mor-a.
And Brian to wear a captains hat.
Love when you guys review a vanity project always an interesting adventure
These will never get old to me.
The biggest part of the budget was buying a VHS tape and renting a camcorder... and the taxi ride to the free clinic.
Holy cow this was amazing. My favorite part was when he stepped on the doll baby backing up during the "fight".
Holy hell, I've never made a movie, but at least I've never made this something this bad.
Edited to Add: Seeing a new video drop from y'all is always a highlight, love planning my evening around watching. I'm broke atm, but as soon as that changes y'all might be my first Patreon subscription.
I've never seen a movie where the main character is his own love interest before that wasn't directed by Neil Breen.
Check out our Death Kick review. Or Champagne and Bullets.
Best of the videos yet!
One I will never forget!
One of my favourite movies of all time. The way it gets massively serious halfway in only adds to the comedy for me. And that song on the radio at the end is pure art.
You know your in for some pure movie gold with a dude called "M.C. Kung Fu", LOL
Knew it was going to be a homerun based on the cover alone.
There’s a bunch of hysterical reviews here but this movie in particular is one of the top 5 for sure! And Erin losing it with uncontrollable laughter during was the best part!! You guys make my day every time! 😂😂😂
That was hilarious, the lack of a ending was perfect for a movie like this.
This guy made a second movie in 2007! omg we need to find it and send it to them
5:37 you can actually see Jason's soul cry out in pain. Thanks for going through this SBiG crew for us, your fans, lol.
These movies are slowly killing me.
I don't know which was more awesome....the movie itself or everyone's enjoyment of it...right down to the lack of an ending! 🤣🤣🤣
It was a fitting end to the episode.
I really hope one day we will get more Olivier Gruner. Nemesis is one of my favorite episodes of yours!
We'll definitely watch more of his stuff.
@@JasonBrant awesome! He does some impressive martial arts in Angel town.
@@JasonBrant Does he even have more stuff? I know Albert Pyun has.
@@mummifiedgamer quite a lot. As I said, Angel town has got some great martial arts choreography. He also starred in a recent movie with lots of other B movie stars named Beyond the game.
“Jesus abandoned us a long time ago.” That’s your show’s tagline!
This was Great! The channel has helped me through covid 2 times now and what a movie to celebrate being well again. Best wishes from the woods outside stockholm!
Brian: Is Erin ok?...I'm a little worried...
Jason: *smile
Erin: *dying
🤣🤣🤣 Comedy gold!
Two minutes in, and all of the signs of a pending Erin breakdown are on display.
And at 19:38, we have liftoff...
This had me jumpin’ up and down with laughter! I ADORE bad 90s movies. 😆
This one is wild.
Holy crap! I just laughed my face off! This was amazing! Thanks, I always look forward to your next videos, you all crack me up. And that totally was the dude from "Lost"!
Keep crushing!
Love this video Cream. You the man.
So if you're interested Jason, the movie is actually posted here on YT and the ending is basically the two fight for a bit more while the mom comes and gets the baby, culminating in M.C Kung Fu throwing the other guy off the building (with an epic... it's not the Willhelm scream but it's the other one that's super common that goes yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaarrrrrg!). The guy lands really awkwardly with one arm twisted up around behind the back, M.C. Kung Fu puts his arm around his woman, the two walk off, show skyline behind them for a few seconds, fade to black, end credits.
Erin loosing it when M.C. Kung Fu turned around after stripping had me on the floor.
This totally made Erin crack 😂
She almost didn't make it through this one.
finding the ending was great. the guy lying on the ground with both shoes off was even better! classic SBIG movie for sure!!! great stuff, guys. keep em coming!
Thanks guys. I think this is one funniest reviews you have done 😆
Wow man, 70k subs! It's great to be along for the ride seeing a channel explode and grow. You guys deserve it, keep up great content.
Found this channel a few days ago and subscribed and I think this is the 30th or 40th video I've watched since. Obviously I've been loving the channel!
Thanks!
Hey Cream, love your videos! Can't wait to see what you guys watch next!
YOU ARE GETTING AN ABORTION
That fucking sent me over the moon 😂😂
I'm so ready I didn't even wait to get off work to start watching. Golf clap 👏 for your work
Thanks!
What the actual heck! That was AMAZING
It's a great piece of filmmaking.
It seems really fitting for this movie that the DVD just randomly cuts off near the ending. Really matches the quality of the rest.
My favorite episode this year so far! You guys had me laughing so hard that my jaw hurt! Oh, and I believe Dave would call you Frosting, not Cream.
I love that you released this one first, so the "THIS guy is going to have Fire Down Below" joke seemed to come from nowhere.
I absolutely enjoyed this particular episode. I think, mainly, because of the laughter it created. I haven't laughed this much (or hard) for a long, long time. Two reasons: a) Erin's (forgive me if I misspelled her name.) laughter's. I could not stop, really, (b) Your one-liners...priceless. Thanks a lot, for making today a good day. Did they a budget for this movie? Maybe it was filmed in a family members' home. A Kung Fu Rapper, quite rare, I have heard. Keep the humor coming.
I paused another video for this!!!
11am in Alaska, dabs ready to go, let's do this!!!!
Again, never heard of this, so I'm ready for anything!!!
I hope.
Hope you dig it.
Crazy you guys are watching this. That's my friend's dad in this movie. We gave him this DVD for his birthday. This is awesome never thought anyone would review this movie.
Just found ya'lls channel a couple of weeks ago. As long time Red letter media fan, I am now also a Jason Brant fan. Keep up the good work.
Now I want to see a real martial arts rap opera film.
Or, even better, a live stage performance.
🤯 I didn’t know I needed this.
I'm down for that. A 'Hamilton'-style story of Bruce Lee!
He needs to take that show on the road. Brilliant idea.
It's kinda happened already... The Nightman Cometh
Damn it! I need it in my life like now..
I've been binging this channel for a week now. This has to be considered the Internet Archive of WTF faces. 🤣
Totally awesome. Loved this.
PS, Congrats and passing 70K
I love this movie! I found the DVD in the checkout at a grocery store for like 2 bucks decades ago. It’s one of my prized possessions.
That ending definitely added points in my opinion. This movie almost looks like it was directed by two people. Some shots and edits look somewhat competent Then there are other scenes that match the writing and acting in quality. Love it.
Thanx guys , I’m home sick in bed and this is the first time I’ve laughed in weeks. 🤣
Congrats on 70 thousand subscribers guys! 👏👏👏👏👏
Jason you really annihilate us today with this picture
Love these vanity projects it brings out the best responses lol, loving these videos.
Queena and Cream🤣 you-all got me dying
The street fighter II hoodie is awesome
Thanks!
Custom or can one buy one?
Take a drink every time Jason says "Philthy Phil" in this video, you'll end up in pain.
Don't have a clue how you ended up on my recommended, but I'll be sure to be perusing more of your content! Freaking hilarious.
Best part of Thursdays & Mondays are looking fwd to new vids from you guys :)
"Is he rapping?"
Just made my night.
Excellent! Definitely one of the "best" you've had in a bit.
OMG!!!! I am DYING over here! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Somehow, not having an ending fits this movie perfectly! Two thumbs up! Highly recommended!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🙄
That movie having no ending is…shall I say…Philthy!!!
Well said.
The Line: "They call me...cream!"
My Reaction: "Whelp, this just came off to a wonderful start..."
Brian, Jason and Erin's Reaction: (Priceless.)
@9:43 I feel like we're a couple of "Village People" short for a musical routine. 🤣
May I suggest "The Dark Backward"? A major studio production with actual stars that only made four digits at the box office. And it's a real WTF movie.
I love the ending, it can have as much rap as we each want to our own taste!
Ye gods!! Every outfit you've seen in that movie you could have purchased at Chess King in the mall back in 1991 😆😆😆. Definitely the dark side of the '90s. It was at the tail end of 90210 right before grunge hit. Epic movie though. With thunderously impressive rapping! And I love how during your intense conversation around the 20 minute mark Erin's sanity is slowly trickling away. And that ending was epic beyond epic. Maybe they finally went through their $300 budget. 😆
I could actually feel my intestines moving around inside my stomach during those rap scenes...
Let's goooo, another episode!
I love this already and it's only just started...
M.C. Kung Fu hell yeah!!
This movie had the biggest plot twist ever. That ending was a masterpiece.
I tried to watch this during my lunch break and had to pause and come back to it later. I was laughing so hard I was worried I would choke on my lunch lol
Didn't think y'all could find someone creepier than Sifu, but u did lol. And the rapping. Oh my word. The rapping. Y'all are great lol.
The rapping and the acting makes me cringe so hard, I'm going to die. Props to you guys!
Thanks!
Im so glad you suffer these instead of me!
20:45..OK...You broke Errin.
Absolute best was “that was the machine that built Robocop”
Even though I had nothing to do with this movie, it made me want to cringe every scrap of flesh off my bones, out of embarrassment for the human race in general.
Well done for surviving the experience!
The cringe was real.
"There's enough of him to go around."
You know I might've believed that, if he wasn't four-foot-tall standing on his toes.
Omg this is gold. Loved the ending 😂
The ending was a perfect cherry on top for this review.
Somehow it was fitting :D
I agree, some light chucking warm up if your friend is still alive....
Exactly!
25:29….greatest moment in TH-cam history LmAo 😂
Erin had the BEST beginning for this episode: 'I'm already two beers in, let's go'. LOL. Love the comment.
i honestly love seeing Erin breaks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
she can't stop laughing when she does 😂😂
"If Dave called me Cream I would shoot him in the face."
I'm dying. :D :D
I have to hand it to you guys for sitting through this whole thing. When l watched it, l had one finger firmly poised above the skip ahead button starting about 15 minutes in. And the further into it l got, the more skip-happy my finger got.
Okay okay, I lost it when the baby went from newborn by the elevator, to 1 year old on the rooftop 🤣🤣🤣
Dying in a restaurant dish room. One of my worst fears.
Love the show guys...I cant belive how you manage to top one movie with a worst one...love it
This movie makes Cool As Ice look academy award worthy.
12:18 Looks like a toddler reading a phone book.
That non-ending is just so funny ahah, my favorite online series SBIG!
So Bad It’s Good hosted by Jason ‘Cream’ Brant.
Edit: Brian is now required to wear that awesome outfit. Upvote to apply pressure