This guy thinks he's Arnold Schwarzenegger. And It's awesome | So Bad It's Good 276 - Pressure Point
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When an accountant tries to remake True Lies on the budget of a Happy Meal, you get a vanity project called Pressure Point. Though not as egotastic as other movies we've watched, this one still has some fun moments. And it has Steve Railsback!
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This is a movie that feels like the main Character wrote this script when he was 12 and was only able to film it when he was 42.
I think you nailed it! That's hilarious.
Indeed. This is the movie version of a late 40s balding guy in a 25 years old Ferrari.
Wait until you have a midlife crisis, buddy! Lol
@JasonBrant
This cheesy made for VHS horror movie would make a great addition to your channel.
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That's probably most vanity projects 😜
21:06 - Don't clap too much, that explosion was stock footage. ;)
Originally filmed for the 1987 Burt Reynolds movie "Malone", to be exact.
Oh wow, never knew that, but I should’ve assumed it was pulled from somewhere else 🤔
That explains it.
Ahh, that makes sense. Seemed way too good for this.
@@JasonBrant "Malone" would be suitable for a So Bad It's Good episode, by the way. It's kinda like an '80s Charles Bronson/Cannon film.
“You son of a bitch” after Dillon had me cracking up!! And I know there’s people watching this that sadly enough didn’t get it 🤣
Steve Railsback always looks like he stepped out of the zombie machine from the movie Dead Heat.
Haha!
Or he came back from riding on the vampire mothership from Lifeforce.
@@patrickstivers7387 That's what happens when you make out with Locutus of Borg.
I always thought he kind of looked like a guy thinking: "How did I go from making out with a naked Matilda May, to making out with Patrick Stewart, to being in this crap?"
He was the second most famous actor in Nukie, remember that. Trauma. Though her exposure to Nukie didn’t prevent Glynis Johns from living past her 100th birthday, so I guess it all depends…
I just noticed that his "Superior" in the movie was played by Larry Linville, Major Frank Burns, himself.
Who aged 30 years in 10.
@@noahlee9860 M,.A.S.H ended in 83 so when this movie came out it would be 14 years later. .
@@thepayne7862 oh no! I apologize for being imprecise.
I figured half way through that I knew him from somewhere and looked up the IMDb. Blew me away it was ole frank. He aged like a 15 year old can of beer lol 🤣
Didn't recognize him at all.
“Thermos in his pants” has me actually crying 😂
🤣
Frank Stallone and Robert Englund had a baby...this man...a real pro who did his own stunt tumbling down the mountain...
😂
🤣🤣
Bill Murray, not Frank.
You guessed it. Frank Stallone.
Definitely Bill Murray ..
i saw larry linville on the cover and instantly was "omg its major frank burns!" and a little sad no one recognised him from MASH
Dave's shirt is hysterical btw....and the last video where Brian was talking about the car make and Dave was like, "I/No one don't give(s) a shit." I never recovered.
That "Ferrari' was a ferrette I believe.
I'm still laughing about that too.
8 ball Paul coming thru!! "Yeah, he is a seal." I was waiting for a 5 head comment.
Oh, we talk about the hair, haha.
"We have True Lies at home"
💯
This is "False Truths"
Im surprised you guys didnt immediately comment how the main dude looked kind of like a less-fit Bill Murray.
I see a Payton Manning
Absolutely! That was my first impression.
I see Scott Stapp mixed with Peyton Manning mixed with Bill Murray
I thought Same
@@phillipharris9824 ...Ok, Stapp, nice try. You're never going to pass Baio on the list of recognizable Hollywood Scotts, so stop posting on terrible movie videos to try to get people to search your name.
(Who's Scott Stapp?)
These kind of movies really make me appreciate the skill it takes people like Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Statham to make those macho-oneliners seem cool 😂
For real.
Instead of Peter in Family Guy kicking everybody saying....Roadhouse, Roadhouse! It's ...Railsback! Railsback!
Yes!
Road House! Rails Back! Road Back! Rails House! Rails Road! Road Rails! Road Back!
That movie transitioned quick from True Lies to Total Recall to The Fugitive to Roadhouse without resolving any of the previous themes.
Also, I can't unsee Peyton Manning's face
They missed their opportunity to create the ultimate theme song. Baby Got Railsback.
No one rails you in the back like Steve Railsback.
He's the best.
we need... The Empire Rails Back.
The main character looks like Peyton Manning, if Peyton Manning went into real estate instead of football.
good call...or frank stallone and robert englund had a baby
If Manning was a CPA.
@@JasonBrant Temu brand Payton Manning. Pay-temu-anning.
“Paymentplan Manning”
@@zombie.. Payment Planning
If the drunk, creepy uncle you only see on holidays made a movie.
Haha, goddamn.
The kind of movie that Ashton Kutcher prevents in Butterfly Effect.
I'm more scared of the sober creepy uncle
That Total Lies joke was brilliant :D
Now to find or make True Recall.
He nailed that one.
Holy crap! The old guy that brought him the teddy bear and was in the theatre is Larry Linville! Frank Burns from MASH! FERRET FACE!
I thought that the main character was Jim Belushi at first.
Haha
..I thought that it might be Colin Mockery's son/nephew. hehehe
That's it. I was not able to put my finger on it but are absolutely correct. Especially when he wears the suit.
Rifftrax version of this movie was hilarious.
Yeah?
@@JasonBrant Yeah it's pretty good.
And MST3k riff of "Time Chasers" is great too. Same main guy (Peyton Mannin) vanity project, made in Vermont , also by Edgewood studios - owned by the same dude. He's made multiple movies. King of the vanity projects. Actually at this point he gave a solid go at actually making a movie studio so I feel bad saying vanity project.
@FreejackVesa the main guy in this isn't the lead in Time Chasers. The lead in Time Chasers is one of the "thugs" he fights at the convenience store. Matthew Bruch, he's also a stuntman that David Giancola knew.
@@JasonBrant your take is good too. I just saw it first on rifftrax. Like you I am a lover of terrible films. MST3K, Rifftrax, you guys, WMWM. There is some overlap as I am sure you are aware.
Every time Jason wears the "FINAL GUY" t shirt, there's a point in the video where it looks like the shirt says something else.
"We didn't a f**king cow."
15:40 Hey look. Cows.
He looks like 1980s Phil Collins. I can't take this serious as an action film for that reason alone.
Amazing, isn't it?
Nah He looks more like Peyton Manning.
Good old Edgewood Studios, now there's a rabbit hole.
I gotta see more by them.
@@JasonBrantthey did Time Chasers and Icebreaker, which stars Sean Astin just before Lord of the Rings
@@JasonBrant David Giancola is a master of big idea poor execution. Time Chasers, Axecelerator, Radical Jack, Pressure Point. All amazing.
Located in Rutland, Vermont. Hence, why some of the settings were in Vermont.
"I hope to see my friend Andy again." 😂
At least you got that line. Brian and Dave didn't get it.
Crow of MST3k said it best about the main actor who was also in "Time Chasers," a movie they also riffed on... "This cant be our star? I will not accept this as our star. Sorry."
But he's so close to being Arnold...
Matthew Bruch, who was one of the guys in the convenience store, was the star of Time Chasers.
@@JasonBrantArnold Stang, perhaps.
The power of vanity keeps us moving on!
PS. I was wrong - discount Bill Mueray keeps us going on.
Nothing fuels us more.
In the thumbnail he looks like Bill Murray with a slow puncture
🤣
bill murray and frank stallone had a baby
The teddy bear made me think of con air. Why didn't you just put the bunny back in the box? 🤣🤣🤣
Ooooh a fave on Rifftrax!
Nice.
Was ist der Rifftrax?
Definitely! Love the references 😄🤌
The hilarious clips from previous episodes when references are made have turned every episode into a Best Of. I love it! I would never want to forget that AIDS needle.
If only Short Cop had done a sequel with Weng Weng.
The actor who played the bad guy in True lies is called Art Malik, his character was called Abu Aziz 👍🏻
He was also the villain in A Kid in King Arthur’s Court, which also had Kate Winslet and a young Daniel Craig, weirdly enough.
That skydive was roger moore bond scene. That was the stunt man for jaws.
Naw. This snoozer fizzled out faster than “Ultra-Violet”
I want Dave to make a jazz flute album. I'll add bass if he wants it. Either way, it needs to exist.
Also, I have the means to record it...just throwing that out there.
Don't know why, but I read that as "I'll bad ass if he wants....." 😂
@@davidkymdell452 Hahaha, I mean, I could bad ass too, I guess.
"Cakes don't explode" -- Brian, 2024.
The Giancola Triple Feature. Time Chasers, Pressure Point, Ice Breaker!
"Time Chasers"! Hell, yeah!
I definitely gotta see those.
@@JasonBrant expect the same mediocrity as you got with Pressure. Still, I personally love em.
The lead guy looks like he can play leisure suit Larry
OH MY GOD
Lmao that's a deep cut
Lol......hahaha....YES!!!!!
I want to invest in Bryan's vanity project.
Let's make it happen.
Brian's vanity project would probably be him running down a street, pointing at all the cars and naming them.
As a fellow sufferer of withering hairline, I’d like to audition for the sidekick role.
Same here with thr hair line we can call it the receders
@@stevenperez2485 Recedevenge
Holy crap that's Larry Linville sitting in the Theater. This would have been 3 years before he died at 60.
I'll always love Steve Railsback for "Lifeforce". A movie me and my friends called "Titty Vampires From Outer Space" for four years because my dad started recording it after the opening credits and just stopped before the end credits. He was a lazy bootlegger.
The guy in the beginning talking to him in the theater is Larry Linville from M*A*S*H*. He played Frank Burns.
20:15 I like to think that Railsback tried to explain the plan to his henchmen, they were too stupid to get it, so he had to create this visual to get them to understand.
Yes! I love this movie in the "So cheesy it's fun" way
I dug it too.
8:10 This is who they got to replace Michael Jackson when he died during The Pepsi Accident
Haha, nice!
He didn't die, he was abducted by aliens, don't you watch Robot Chicken?!🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I hope to see my friend Andy again..." - definitely caught the same Shawshank vibes at the end! 😂
When you did that one Steve Railsback movie... I knew this one wouldn't be too far behind haha. I mean this movie even has Frank Burns from the M*A*S*H tv show.
"Total Lies" is a perfect title for this movie haha.
And they’re going to blow it up at noon…while everyone is out somewhere else on lunch 🤣
Truly genius writing.
James Cameron didn’t write True Lies. It’s actually the American remake of a French movie called La Totale.
Didn't know it was an adaptation.
@@JasonBrant Any movie with Arnold in it is an adaptation of the English language. Right?!? I'm right...
@@Clem68W ...Wrong
@@clockworkorangecassidy1114 nuh uh
Seriously WHO CARES. Nobody. True Lies will always be a James Cameron classic to all movie lovers
That was definitely a Fiero kit car. That cruise control/turn signal stalk is 100% a GM model.
lol. I didn't see your post. I just posted almost the same thing.
One of my favorites on Rifftrax, another Edgewood classic
You guys make my days better I love binge watching your reviews. Thank you for putting yourself thru hell for our pleasure!
Our pleasure!
This guy, Steve Railsback, Neil Breen, and Stephen Segal star in the Highlander 3! gods among men… and there can only be one!
Thank you I legit peed my pants a little laughing so hard when that tall dude came in with the wife and you said “he’s got a thermos in his pants “ I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. Thank you
"Almost has a Mullet". It's called a Fading Mullet 🤣
This is an epically GREAT (bad) movie classic IMO and you guys make it even better. Thanks and keep up the wonderful entertainment!
The couple of times I saw Steve Railsback in your reviews I always thought to myself: "How do I _know_ his mug?"
I'm currently rewatching The X-Files for the umpteenth time and there he is; Early in season 2 Railsback plays an ex FBI agent who is "delusional" about repeatedly being abducted by aliens in a double episode (Duane Barry/Ascension).
And tell you what: Railsback's performance is absolutely fantastic! His sickly super soldier looks really make him perfect for these episodes and his acting is fucking unhinged but in the best way possible. Steve goddamn Railsback man, what an enigma!
Anyways, good show as always, you guys rock! ✌
I believe Steve Railsback was in Armed and Dangerous with John Candy. 'Let's see how fast this sumabitch can go!' Lol
The black woman you guys were saying looks like a Jackson, was in the movie Passenger 57 playing the flight attendant with Wesley Snipes.
This was made by Edgewood Studios, which is based in Vermont. They also made Time Chasers which MST3K fans should recognize. Rifftrax also riffed this movie, so it's one of the movies on your channel I've actually seen.
Gotta love when fellow vanity project movie makers help out other vanity project movie makers.
Great Vanity project movie Criteria:
-Hero character, who must be the best at EVERYTHING. Funniest, strongest, toughest, best looking, best singer, etc. If you someone asks if you're the best at something, YOU SAY YES!
-Side characters must always praise and practically worship the hero.
-dialogue is terrible and unintentionally funny
-Awkward or even gross sex scenes
-At least one cast member must be drunk the entire movie, in real life.
-Must only date and bed hotties, with no effort. They just simply can't help themselves.
-You must boast talents you think you are good at, but in real life you're not at all.
-Include actual songs written and sung by vanity hero.
-Have lots of ugly side characters around you to make you look better. Similar to the blonde hair, gold coat wearing, looking like Ric Flairs mom, lady in Champagne and bullets.
-Plot is that you're just awesome and people will die if they mess with you. No need to have a cohesive story.
-Movie must have at least 3 or 4 completely nonsensical plot points, that are NEVER addressed in the movie.
Who is the other one?
@@JasonBrant Oh my bad, I thought Railsback was a vanity project guy too. B double E, Double R UN, beer run on my part. JK, not drinking yet.
Dude looks like the missing Belushi brother.
29:23 that’s definitely a Fierrari. That cruise control stalk is the same GM one that was in my 84 Chevy Caprice.
The actress who played the prescutor, went from "Passenger 57" to this lol 😝
I hope 8 ball Paul is a fan of billiards and it's not the alias on his police rap sheet.
I'm guessing it isn't billiards 🤣
Good 'ol vanity projects, never disappointing!
13:10 He didn't cover his face. He covered his hairline.
I always get a kick out of the fact that no one sitting there recognizes well known actors. (Larry Linville/Maj. Frank Burns)
Way to steal that bomb/microwave gag from Grosse Point Blank lol. And Jason - nice Shawshank call out 🙂
Wants to be Arnold Schwarzenegger whilst looking like Bill Murray.
"The bomb-truck is gonna hit traffic!" 🤣
P.S.: Railsback really made this movie!
P.S.S.: Hairline running and catching up with the truck makes as much sense as Indiana Jones riding on the top of a submarine from West Africa to France.
Nice was bored sitting at home and this popped up. Never saw this movie before so time to catch a buzz and watch this movie with you guys. Shout out from NJ!!🤘🤘📼📼🍻🍻
Hey, I got one of those t-shirts you guys sell,
KISS HER WHERE IT SMELLS, TAKE HER TO NEW JERSEY!
Good call on the Dodge Spirit.
The guy on the right in the convenience store is Matthew Bruch who was the star of a movie called Time Chasers that MST3K riffed. It was supposedly the first feature film directed, written and produced in Vermont. It's like a whole SBIG universe.
Man, Brian is bringing the jokes hard on this one!
I highly recommend watching the Rifftrax version.
This movie is something else lol.
The fact Vermont is portrayed as like a Southern hick town is hilarious to me.
"He thinks he's Arnold Schwarzenegger" but he looks like discount Robert Englund.
As someone pointed out, this guy is what your secret agent should look like: some schlub from Vermont that you would never peg as a secret agent.
From the team that brought you the MST3K favorite, Time Chasers!
Haven't seen Time Chasers yet.
@JasonBrant put it on your to do list.
At 5:34 I paused it to get something to drink. When I came back I thought I heard Peyton yelling Omaha and running to avoid a sack.
Did Dave fall asleep at the 9:45 minute mark? He looked like my dad trying to keep a conversation after falling asleep in church 🤣
Everyone needs to be sure to go watch the Rifftrax version of this too :D
Yes! Its is supreme gold! Also check out MST3k "Time Chasers" as well! Same people of rifftrax! Worth it!
Oh my god.... the guys teasing him about his shirt in the convenience store.... the one on the right was the lead in the movie Time Chasers. A classic MST3K episode. I thought the one guard at the surveillance room that got darted looked like the other guy from Time Chasers. I had no idea those idiots were in more than one movie. LMAO
that was a really great explosion!! all the budget went there!!
The main character looks like a cross between Bill Murray and Earthworm Jim.
Steve Railsback was on The X-File
HOLY COW! Deadpool ripped off the "Garbage Truck" scene where he cuts off his own hand and falls into the garbage truck then gets dropped off at his home FROM THIS!! And yes you guys do nneed to bring Railsback! :D
8:37 Michaela Jackson
Haha, nice!
7:22 bravo Brian- that was great!!
Jason, give him a payrise.
5:20 I think he changed his mind seeing the kids there, so he wanted to save them.
Yes!!! I saw this with the Rifftrax and they savaged the hell out of this film. Let’s face it, if you’re the same director who brought us Time Chasers and Radical Jack, you kinda deserve what’s coming.
Danny McBride's character from "Tropic Thunder" was in charge of the explosion.
Anyone else recognize Larry Linville (Frank Burns from M*A*S*H) as the guy our hero was reciting Shakespeare to?
It was his final film btw.
@@MrFeatheredSerpent - Hopefully the paycheck he got covered whatever house payment he needed to make
I couldn't stop laughing that they programmed the bomb LCD display to say "" when the timer hit zero. The only case where the message will ever be dispayed is when it doesn't work and there is no boom. Its literally impossible for the message to be true.
LUAUGH LUAUGH GET OUTTA HERRE!!! LOL 😂 what a amazing movie lop 😂😂😂😂
haha
Man, Brian was on his game for this review! Also this guy looks like Rob Schneider and no one mentioned it.
Vermont is, in fact, known for its cows. They even have an annual cow parade lol.