Blue Shelby Cobra: Well I guess I'm out of a job then - it's the Great Depression all over again. (Although, since the Cobra was produced in 1962, it would not have known the Great Depression, but we shall disregard this anachronism since it would not know the Middle Ages either)
This is the unlimited upgrades mod AFAIK. You can have an archer who shoots like a machinegun across the entire map by using a mix of aegis, the resource cheats and spamming the upgrades constantly.
@@dcacao1 They became an empire by colonizing all over the world. A good navy is more helpful in this regard. Longbows won't help in the Americas-- the natives already had bows, with flint-tipped arrows. It took guns (like cannons) to conquer THE Americas. A navy also facilitated troop reinforcement and deployment to trouble spots in the empire.
Imagine if this unit existed, and people would be like, how do I counter massed extreme longbow? And others in the comments like, you don't have to let your enemies mass extreme longbow!
Historically accurate. Longbowmen in the late 14th century were deployed with automatic AR15's (Arrow Rifle 15 with a fire rate of 15 arrows per second).
Re salut existe t-il une vidéo sur TH-cam âge of empire VS stronghold et âge of VS pharaons ? Merci ++ ( voir aussi les anciens jeux vidéo de stratégie civilisation et césar ).
Finally, historically accurate longbowmen
Like N° 200
mate a stone castle getting destroyed by arrows, use you heads man
@@saathwikhegde1534 r/whoosh
Wym, the Brit even shot down a French castle in Normandy across English channel.
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Britons if they had thumb ring
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Britons if they had thumbed themselves
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Nobody:
The survivors of Agincourt: yeah it was exactly like this
Gold!!!
Sounds accurate enough. It did said that the sky became dark with a single volley.
this is why we use two fingers as a sign to say fuck off. a reference to when we beat the french
Elrond voice: I was there Gandalf, I was there 3000 years ago.
What survivors?
Biblically accurate longbow men
Medieval C-RAM system
😂
C-RAM goes brrrrrrrrrrrr
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Here’s the comment I was looking for lol
😂😂
Imagine what chu ko nu would do
It looks like a modern day air defense 🤣
It sounds like it too lol
It's Houthi defense!
Sounds like it except quieter. Crazy how more efficiently =louder.
Listen to a warthog plane for a good approximation.
😂
Ah yes, the longestbow men
🥵
Lololol
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
111111111111
Longbowmen: the precursor of the A-10
Then the term of arrows will blot out the sun is plausible.
Then we will fight in the shadow.
I wont need to know how to turn it on anymore if the Britons had bows like this
Lmao this!
Blue Shelby Cobra: Well I guess I'm out of a job then - it's the Great Depression all over again.
(Although, since the Cobra was produced in 1962, it would not have known the Great Depression, but we shall disregard this anachronism since it would not know the Middle Ages either)
if they got your town center before you finish typing that, you wont have it turned oin
*M'Lord... an army of Legolas Clones approaches, what shall we do?!*
"What CAN we do, squire?"
Bowman: sir, we don't have catapult or trebuche to destroy the castle.
Commander: But we have a lot of you.
Bowmen: what?
Commander: what?
This is how it feels when you can finally pee after holding it for 2 hours
What Agincourt was really like:
Britons if they had the Assyrians' civ bonus.
This is the unlimited upgrades mod AFAIK. You can have an archer who shoots like a machinegun across the entire map by using a mix of aegis, the resource cheats and spamming the upgrades constantly.
How Britain became an Empire
The Empire of Cowards
That would be their navy. Longbows only helped conquer their own island.
@@OneEyedJack1970 It was joke, dude
@@dcacao1 They became an empire by colonizing all over the world. A good navy is more helpful in this regard. Longbows won't help in the Americas-- the natives already had bows, with flint-tipped arrows. It took guns (like cannons) to conquer THE Americas. A navy also facilitated troop reinforcement and deployment to trouble spots in the empire.
@@OneEyedJack1970 I agree
You do realize you're calling them Chu Ko Nus longbowmen. They must be livid right now! 😂
100 Extreme longbowmen vs 1 giga battle elephant with 1000000 hp
I mean, If you can kite and have nothing to do for the next couple dozen hours, one normal longbowman can win that
@@felixloewenich2202 but the elephant have increased movements💀
@@qojalibassan elephant with the speed of a Cobra
what is giga elephant
@@qojalibass I guess it's god :D
Lol better than age of mythology Hades' archers 🤣
Ah yes, the historically accurate medieval RAM turret.
Its like watering your garden plants wtf!
Or peeing on your enemy's territory
"This is mine now"
With acid
Longbowmen❌
MachineGunners✅
"We'll see how Breetish Longboughs faire agains Franch Cannon!"
The British Longbows: ✌️
Nah, thats not a bow, thats a machine gun
😂
*That ain't a f*cking bow, that's a damn Iron Dome.*
half time superbowl, men's washroom:
Anybody remember laserman? Or stealth archers from the original aoe? Cheat codess were fun to just fuck around with.
E=mc2 was one of them i believe
"Damnit Jenkins, fire at the same target as everyone else"
They did it. They found the longest bowmen
They arent longer than normal bows so there for they are actually the longbowest men as they bow significantly more.
I always thought it was ridiculous that you could order one bowman to attack a building and come back 30 minutes later and the building's on fire 🤣
Biblically accurate Longbowman
As a britons player, this is satisfying.
This is how I felt playing against the AI 20+ years ago as the Britons.
Imagine if this unit existed, and people would be like, how do I counter massed extreme longbow? And others in the comments like, you don't have to let your enemies mass extreme longbow!
use sharingan
So basically Goths if they were an archer civ and not an infantry civ
Hollywood accurate longbowmen.
probably what the French experienced at Agincourt
Looks like dudes base is getting pissed on lmaoo 😭🤣
The fletcher back home:
"How was the battle brothers, i hope you didnt leave me with much work?"
Let's see how french cannons fare against british longbows!
The English longbowmen the tutorial levels told you not to worry about. XD
If the instant legolas was given to the britons.
He’s blocking out the sun
Daaamm!!! Thats so much DPS!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
"Fight, Yes, ready, battle!!"
Imagine bowmans destroying castles in real life
the gatling bow that never was
"Mom, can we get a C-RAM?"
"We have a C-RAM at home."
The C-RAM at home:
"Beans on toast is not a real food."
3 minutes later:
Every noob's entry into AOE2's map editor.
Those aren’t crossbow bolts, those are orbital bombardment rods. 😂
the British artillery is here
Ah, the battle of agincourt finally made it to aoe 2
"Our arrows will block the sun" Britons edition
Must've been the longshanks campaign, lol
Finally some historical accuracy
What is the cheat code used here?
That's a medieval brrrt alright
Our arrows will blot out the sun!
Well our arrows will everything all at once everywhere all the time
That’s isn’t longbow men that is a literal anti aircraft gun
so this is what Age of empires wouldbe like if all your Bowmen had AR-15s
Longbowmen : we wanna get early for dinner 🥗
ah yes, so that's how battle of Agincourt looked like
What the Fuck did I just watched? This is a fucking Close-In Weapon System XD
Came for the clip, stayed for the memes
That’s the biggest group of 25 I’ve ever seen lol
Oh yes, the old and trusty longbowgun
C-RAMs in the US embassy in Baghdad
Incoming incoming incoming
English at Agincourt:
Bringing a machinebow to a swordfight.
When you are in the Medieval Age but has MLRS already lmao
What are the rams going to do when they reach the longbowmen -- cause one point of damage each with that log hanging from the frame?
It's a common strategy. Units auto-attack the closest enemy, so rams are used to draw fire while other units can do damage.
those are hussite wagons, not rams
England forgot to take those guys to the battle of Patay.
Medieval England if they had an a-10 Warthog:
now you know where the 35 wood goes to when you're creating the unit
Loved this!!! Playing longbowmen was my favourite part of this game
Me when my gf gets me excited
Accurate depiction of the English at agincourt.
Cwis was invented in 1977
Cwis Before 1977 :
I don’t know and can’t put my finger on it… but I feel like this is possibly cheating…
What's C-RAM doing AOE? 💀💀💀
I legit thought it was a short of a c-Ram untill I heard the horn(your under attack)
A10 warthog longbowmen
When the guys find a target in the bowl.
Longbowmen hit puberty finally
*the British anthem beggings playing*
This is how briton went to conquer the world.
this looks like me in the bathroom after a 2 hour game...
What if archers had internet
That’s one juicy onager shot. Yummm
Semiautomatic longbowmen.
Me when I'm too far from the toilet:
Historically accurate. Longbowmen in the late 14th century were deployed with automatic AR15's (Arrow Rifle 15 with a fire rate of 15 arrows per second).
FIGHT, YES. READY. BATTLE. YES. MANDATUM? FIGHT
The Boheslavians never stood a chance
Longbowman go Brrrrttt.
Re salut existe t-il une vidéo sur TH-cam âge of empire VS stronghold et âge of VS pharaons ? Merci ++ ( voir aussi les anciens jeux vidéo de stratégie civilisation et césar ).
This is officially the most viewed Age of Empires short.
Nice and I believe you
@@yannicgraichen err okay...
Geez, that’s not the blot out the sun
they do say the longbow was the machine gun of the medieval world
my eyes wide open for whole time i cant belive this