RE-UPLOAD: TH-cam believed the scenes where people with lab coats are mixing random things in beakers were actual instructions on how to create drugs. TH-cam is run by morons.
the French detective constantly facepalming, sighing, and shaking his head is the most accurate depiction of anyone speaking to Steven Seagal for longer than 6 seconds
If you think about it, even though the people ran a criminal enterprise, at the end of the day they had nothing to do with Seagal until Seagal decided to steal their money. At that point, it would make sense, despite that they probably got the money illegally, that they would try to retrieve it. Therefore, morally speaking, Seagal caused more death and mayhem all due to his own actions by stealing the money. Had he not done that, the entire movie would not exist and everyone would continue on as they were.
Can we all agree that the French detective was objectively the best character in that dumpster fire of a movie? The fact alone that he got frustrated with Seagal in the beginning made me feel sympathetic of him.
You know how little kids create outlandish stories where they're the protagonist with 110% plot armor? That's Seagal but he's an adult and no one has told him to get help
I always like to think in Seagal's mind he's like that South Park episode when the kids got that ninja weapons and pretended like they were masters martial artists but yet really it's playing out stupidly childish and Butters having that ninja star stuck in eyes.
@@hughallison4639 Seagal: "I don't get help, help gets me." People: "That doesn't make a lick of sense." Seagal: "I don't lick sense, sense licks me." People: "What are you even-" Seagal: "Even you are what."
You got it all wrong. He was never really going bald. He just merely shaved his head that way for some specific movie roles that required a slightly balding actor. Later he just grew his hair back.
I feel sorry for the guy that played the detective. He just really wanted to be an actor and honestly thought that he had made the right choice between "Seagal movie or porn?" .
"Of course it's the money! Look at her... and look at you. Her. You!" Space Ice has single handedly saved us all. We get to enjoy Seagal's cinematic contributions while not having to sit through them!
@@johncampbell9812 I bet Seagal was such a darling to the French Filmcrew, they picked that spot & angle on purpose. They just underestimated, how little he cares.
The poor detective. He just wants to do his job but Steven is just trying to freaking dazzle him with "I'm a cool bad boy" bullshit. It's like trying to talk to an insecure teenager.
Detective: please just sign the statement, use a fake name, I don't give a fuck, just sign it please so we can end this. He might could be an illusion man: butidunwanna
I always feel a greater sense of wonder in the universe after watching a Segal movie, kind of like reading Playboy for articles. Who knew it had words!!
Honestly, seagal Doesn't really love or care about the Is women in his movies. All he cares about is their bodies and Appearances and To use them Just to get in bed with them
I'm glad this was re-uploaded. It gives me an excuse to watch it again while feeling it's a new one. Every goatee Seagall movie review is worth watching more than once.
@@gofukyosef2249 yeah but its quite rare. the pawn must eat sideways. never once in 30 years playing i faced that 3 pawns like that. only once i saw a position study and it was in a line more central. crazy that is in both side lines. maybe i am wrong - but the keyboard was set up by a clerk that never played chess😃😃😃
@@gofukyosef2249 captured pieces are removed. Only when a pawn makes it to the other side of the board is it replaced with a piece of choice so, that pawn positioning, especially both sides of the board is so wrong 🤣
Imagine having a domestic with your husband in public and someone comes out of nowhere and executes him. How is she not terrified for her life and shit?
Bro this channel is pure gold. Binged atleast 8 uploads and you have me dying with laughter everytime. Your commentary is next level and a serious talent. Wish you all the best, keep it up. Absolutely hilarious.
Seagal movie bingo: Strip club scene* People telling Seagal how awesome he is* Shooting without aiming or even looking* Obvious body double* Plot points that go absolutely nowhere* BINGO!
2:34 "I don't exist." Odd time for an existential crisis. Gotta love how his voice barely rises above a whisper in what passes for dialogue in his movies. It's like he's always on the verge of a narcoleptic episode.
Man I will never get over the movie building up so much hype around Mr. Vargas and then completely forgetting him. That shit doesn't let's me sleep at night.
Seagal has one amazing talent nobody else has and no one can contest. He managed to make every single of his movies the worst movie in the world. That is close to pure genius...
Thanks for keeping this up. This is one of the all time greats. I will admit I do feel bad for the guy who plays the cop. He actually seems like he has a shred of talent. His agent probably told him he was going to be working with a cinema legend. ... May not have specified which legend.
@@Sinner987 Taggart was hands down the best part of that borefest. He comes from a long line of amazing wrestlers/performers so it makes sense. I wish the whole movie was just him kicking ass.
This guy does an extremely good job at both reviewing the movie and maintaining a particular point of view that happens to absolutely hilarious throughout. Why doesnt this guy have more subscribers?
People are way too terrified that Seagal will have his revenge on all who dare to think he isn't the best actor and martial artist and sex symbol to ever live.
If it wasnt for this channel I would never have had any idea what a joke Steven Seagal is. I honestly just thought he was some old action film star . How is he not more memed on, on the internet? His movies are just gold. Love these videos.
He was actually really popular once. His older movies were good, and the type of violent fight scenes he was doing weren't seen anywhere. He was John wick first tbh
Your Seagal movie reviews are some of the funniest things I have ever seen. They are truly great, and if laughter is the best medicine, you should change your name to Dr. Space Ice. Thanks Doc, for making my life better than it would have been...
I think Segal is the definition of fake it till you make it. He believes in himself so much it's inspiring. Even if nothing he does makes sense, his martial arts, music, and his movies. I feel like if we copied his attitude we could all make incoherent movies, music, and martial arts. We could all make enough money to own a bullet proof house.
Oh no, I never knew Seagal did music and I just make the mistake of looking it up. I've just watched him butcher a simple blues song by playing guitar using only his thumb and singing with all the vocal range, expressiveness, emotion and pizazz of... Steven Seagal. Bruce Willis could run blues rings around him.
This is my first video of yours! I love the snark. I love the excitement in your voice. I like the part where the detective was acting out what you were bitching about omg. Great video!
Steven Seagal is so charming and sophisticated, he reminds me of a modern day Cary Grant. His witty banter with love interest Lisa (Jade Ewen) calls to mind the interplay between Cary Grant and Audrey Hepburn in the 1963 caper movie 'Charade.' I can even hear echoes of Cary Grant in the debonair way he delivers lines like, "Man, now you owe me some good pussay."
@The Crazy Amateur Runner He wasn't French and he also wasn't a detective but the character is both so your comment is kinda odd. I guess it might could have been an illusion though.
@@oliverwilliam6931 Simply wrong. Scenes in the streets of cities are usually filmed in the streets of cities to this day. Unless there is some major destruction going on, like some Marvel film, it was probably filmed on a real street in a real city.
I thought this (and other recent uploads) were longer cuts (let's call them SpIce cuts) of previous uploads. That you were finally being able presenting you full view to the world as Space Ice skyrockets to become the greatest channel on TH-cam. One way or the other, I'm with the mate who said it is an opportunity/excuse to watch it again. Love it. Makes me wanna show my awesome dance moves in some bar in Thailand. Thank you.
“It might could be an illusion.” So powerful… Seagull is a wordsmith 😂 I had no idea he was still making movies until I found this channel. Love it!! Must share Space ice with everyone I know
I was really hoping you’d say the action allegedly takes place in Paris but the movie is shot in Bucharest, Romania. Then I realized Seagal purposely left out any landmarks so the audience wouldn’t notice that. Probably the only relatively smart thing about this movie
Yeah. But you can clearly see Bucharest plates on his Porsche in the first shot. Also streets full of Dacias and you can see a half scratched RO sticker apera multiple times on a yellow Solenza. He did a good a job hiding it unless you're a romanian hehe
This has easily become my favorite channel on YT, I never knew I needed this. I have been talking shit about Seagal for years, and randomly came across your videos and you are the hero I needed. Thank you, shit has me and my friends dying!
At timestamp 10:21, the question about where Seagal was driving to at first seemed to just be about the general coherence of the plot, but then the forward moving treeline behind Seagal elevated the heck out of that question and actually led us to firmly believe that, it was actually about the hidden Seagal dimension where only Seagal has access to by driving backwards in high speed in his car on a busy street without crashing into any cars behind his. Lol Maybe the pilot named Crash really wasn't bullshiting and did teach Seagal his secret craft that only Seagal could pull off. There are more than enough Seagal movies with lousy green screens everywhere, but it was still truly commendable how much attention was paid to the details by the editor of the videos here on this channel, well sought out!
RE-UPLOAD: TH-cam believed the scenes where people with lab coats are mixing random things in beakers were actual instructions on how to create drugs. TH-cam is run by morons.
Hahaha 💀
understandable, have a nice day.
They put in more effort than seagal that’s for sure
facts
That would explain why my drugs didn't turn out right.
the French detective constantly facepalming, sighing, and shaking his head is the most accurate depiction of anyone speaking to Steven Seagal for longer than 6 seconds
Fun fact of the day: Space Ice narrator guy has unintentionally become the worlds #1 Segal fan by watching all his movies all the way through 😂
I think you mean Segal’s number one victim. So to speak.😛😛😛
Space Ice needs Goji Berries so he can get as jacked as Seagal
Segal!!!
Ya he's a true champ for dealing with all this so we don't have to lol
He who fights monsters etc.
Seagal straight up murdered an innocent night guard at the parking lot and act like he was eating ice cream.
If you think about it, even though the people ran a criminal enterprise, at the end of the day they had nothing to do with Seagal until Seagal decided to steal their money. At that point, it would make sense, despite that they probably got the money illegally, that they would try to retrieve it. Therefore, morally speaking, Seagal caused more death and mayhem all due to his own actions by stealing the money. Had he not done that, the entire movie would not exist and everyone would continue on as they were.
@@Dan-di9jd
Obviously it's just that Seagal hasn't killed anyone that day and his thirst for blood was becoming insatiable
@@CharlieFoxtrot Listen man, you gotta understand, the voices in his head are no joke!
The dye in his hair gets darker with every film. It's slowly approaching vanta-black level.
I heard he skinned a dead skunk on the road and glued to it to his head!!!
I’m pretty sure he went back in time, scalped Eddie Munster and paid to have it surgically attached.
Eddie Munster called and said he wants his hair back....
The shape is V
@@mrc4912 Nah, Stephen Miller called and wants his merkin back.
Can we all agree that the French detective was objectively the best character in that dumpster fire of a movie? The fact alone that he got frustrated with Seagal in the beginning made me feel sympathetic of him.
I agree he was the best because, he use to be "Young, dumb, and full of cumm"
His movies are so funny it's hard not to enjoy
Yup, I felt the same.
And he saves Segal's life in the end too. What a dude.
@@tailedgates9Shame he missed his shot and hit the girl instead.
The saddest thing about Steven seagal is that he's NEVER had a choice throughout his entire career, but to be in Steven seagal movies.
The best time for him to never be an actor was his entire life. The second best time is now.
Well that's mostly because he's a terrible actor with an ego the size of Mt. Rushmore.
Dude’s videos on Seagal have me crying 😭😂
Lmaoo
He was in a Kurt Russel movie once.
The way Space Ice says "he is NOT undercover" immediately after Seagal mentions being undercover exposing his lies had me crying
You know how little kids create outlandish stories where they're the protagonist with 110% plot armor? That's Seagal but he's an adult and no one has told him to get help
I always like to think in Seagal's mind he's like that South Park episode when the kids got that ninja weapons and pretended like they were masters martial artists but yet really it's playing out stupidly childish and Butters having that ninja star stuck in eyes.
"My powers are that I have all the powers." Cartman/Segal
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh, make no mistake, people have told him to get help....
@@hughallison4639 Seagal: "I don't get help, help gets me."
People: "That doesn't make a lick of sense."
Seagal: "I don't lick sense, sense licks me."
People: "What are you even-"
Seagal: "Even you are what."
A Seagal movie without a strip club scene is like a JCVD movie without spin kicks.
Or a dance scene from Thailand
@@jumpkickman1993 damn you stole my reply 🤣
He spawned a whole generation of young guys hurting themselves trying to replicate the round house kicks.
And splits
@@jumpkickman1993 asshole, you beat me! Lmao
My wife: "you ate the rest of my cheese cake!!" 😡
Me: "It may seem like that, but it might could be an illusion" 😑
🤣
Cheesecake: "I don't exist"
your wife's reaction would be like the old guy and the girl @13:22
Follow it with "now you owe me some good pussy"
@@koalabandit9166”I’m a fucking ghost man”- cheesecake
The ending where you ask “ are you ready to find out who Mr. Vargas is well fuck you you’ll never find out “ had me rolling
Showing Steven Segal going bald when he was younger just killed it 🤣
I lost my shit at that part because as usual, Segal is the biggest hypocrite to ever exist.
You got it all wrong. He was never really going bald. He just merely shaved his head that way for some specific movie roles that required a slightly balding actor. Later he just grew his hair back.
@@SmartassX1 Hahahahah
Hahahahahahhahahahah yeah
@@SmartassX1 exactly. Italo-Japanese don't have to worry about hair loss.
‘Blew away both of his fans’, fair play you got me 😆
Epic 😂😂
And me! I guess that makes two.
"Back when you had a full head of hair." And of course, Seagal says this line to an actor with the most formidable hairline in the world. WOW.
That was BRILLIANT, that guy's hairline started above his fucking nose! 🤣
I bet he probably thought "having a full head of hear" means "having long hair" and not "having hair, period"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
His hair is electric
bro has a spray-on hairline and calls others out by their hairline
@6:56 - the car is driving backwards!! How is Seagal talented enough to be driving forward, while also going backwards at the same time?! Legend!
Whew I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw that, had to pause and go through the comments 😂 It's the latest gen time travel green-screen.
@@themercerguy Same happened to me :D
I was JUST about to say this! Glad I wasn't tripping.
I missed it at 6:56 so he did it again at 10:12 what a top bloke
It might could be an illusion
I feel sorry for the guy that played the detective. He just really wanted to be an actor and honestly thought that he had made the right choice between "Seagal movie or porn?" .
😂😂
lol, nice one
I'd take the porn. At least I'd walk away with some dignity.
That face-palming…was not acting.
Not heterosexual but most likely tranny porn 😆
“Four different views of Seagal parking his car” had me dying 😂😂😂
That sh!t was EPIC
My favourite was that by looking at the trees outside the car as he was driving it seems he was going in reverse the whole time
"Of course it's the money! Look at her... and look at you. Her. You!" Space Ice has single handedly saved us all. We get to enjoy Seagal's cinematic contributions while not having to sit through them!
Seriously! Seagal’s moves are great to pick apart but absolutely dreadful to watch from beginning to end…he’s doing the lord’s work here!
"I might could...have goosebumps." My favorite spaceice line ever❤
I scrolled the comments to find this. I knew it would be here. Hilarious!
“Can you smoke in here?” While a shot of the No Smoking sign clearly in the background had me laughing for about half an hour! 🤣
This was gold. Pure gold.
Right. How'd they miss that?😂😂
@@johncampbell9812 it seagal movie they miss anything make sense
@@johncampbell9812 I bet Seagal was such a darling to the French Filmcrew,
they picked that spot & angle on purpose. They just underestimated, how little he cares.
It's France though.
The poor detective. He just wants to do his job but Steven is just trying to freaking dazzle him with "I'm a cool bad boy" bullshit. It's like trying to talk to an insecure teenager.
Segal is the world’s coolest 70 year old teenager
Detective: please just sign the statement, use a fake name, I don't give a fuck, just sign it please so we can end this.
He might could be an illusion man: butidunwanna
The movie ending without explaining things is just proof how deep it is. Leaving it up to the audience to ponder and interpret for themselves
it's like Inception with John Travolta
@@actionaccount8307 wow i need a version with that now. or inception with seagal. and watch it completely blazed.
He's being smart, leaving it open for a Trilogy.
@@actionaccount8307 👆🏽😂
I always feel a greater sense of wonder in the universe after watching a Segal movie, kind of like reading Playboy for articles. Who knew it had words!!
"...when you had a full head of hair."
He says this to a dude who has one of the most full heads of hair I've ever seen.
While having the fakest hairline in history
You have made me realize just how much stuff "is never mentioned again" in a Seagal movie. 🤣😂🤣
I legitimately feel bad for all the actresses in Segals films. Just feels bad every time one of his "love interests" has to be anywhere near him.
well, normally i would say that nobody is forcing these women but it's a Seagal movie, so i'm not sure 🤣
hes like harvey wienstein
Don't feel bad at all, they're doing whatever it takes to make it in film even if it means kissing up to Segal 🤮 🤮 🤮
I feel bad for Segal for having to be near Segal all the time
Don’t feel bad they sold themselves out to fake martial artist marshmallow man
Steven Segal is one of my favourite African American, Asian, Caucasian, Native American, Russian actors in at least the past 5 years
You forgot mexican
And Serbian
and italian
Don't forget a French Croatian Ethiopian
Damn, such range
I saw the scene with the lab coat guys and that gave me all the knowledge I needed to become the biggest drug lord in town -thank you.
Watch out for Mr. Vergas i mean Vargas... (spanish joke)
11:05 Similarly, this video taught me all I need to know about firearms proficiency.
@@saia24 yeah mr viagras
I saw a scene in a different Seagal movie and I now know that money laundering is done in a laundromat. Who knew?
@@CJWII Seagal did, apparently
“Now you owe me some good pussy” literally coughing from laughing so hard 😂
Which means it was bad before!
@@marsayde1237 smooth mf
Always knew Steven was a discord mod
Honestly, seagal Doesn't really love or care about the Is women in his movies. All he cares about is their bodies and Appearances and To use them Just to get in bed with them
Glad Kelly Lebrok got away!
I'm glad this was re-uploaded. It gives me an excuse to watch it again while feeling it's a new one. Every goatee Seagall movie review is worth watching more than once.
Where is under seige 1 and 2 tho?
This can be re uploaded 10 times and I will still watch, Steven seagal found his career path
Point, Van Damme.
1st, 2nd and 5rd watch most likely might be could illusion
"The worst part is, we never even find out, what happened with his mother's doctors appointment!" 😂😂😂😂😂
The most interesting part of the movie. 😂😂 What happened with the appointment!?
The analysis of that chess board had me rolling so hard 😂
12:16 THATS GOLD
@@gofukyosef2249 yeah but its quite rare. the pawn must eat sideways. never once in 30 years playing i faced that 3 pawns like that. only once i saw a position study and it was in a line more central. crazy that is in both side lines. maybe i am wrong - but the keyboard was set up by a clerk that never played chess😃😃😃
@@gofukyosef2249 captured pieces must be off board
@@gofukyosef2249 captured pieces are removed. Only when a pawn makes it to the other side of the board is it replaced with a piece of choice so, that pawn positioning, especially both sides of the board is so wrong 🤣
Jesus christ its captured pieces guys. They stand on board because its a Seagal movie and he fucks up everything
I wanna see Uwe Boll direct a Seagal movie, written by Tommy Wiseau
With Neel brean as producer
Truely a Movie from Hell
@@mglegendkiller you mean Oscar winning
Can VJ Emmie narrate?
A movie "greater that the world cup, the world series and WW2 combined" The world is not ready for such awesomeness
I've never laughed at a movie review this much in my life! The chess board absolutely had me in stitches! 🤣🤣🤣
"But why would BOTH PLAYERS DO IT!?"
XD
Yes. I had to take a moment at the chessboard part.😂
The best part!! 😂😂
I dont want to defend a seagal Movie, but maybe the pieces on the side might have been taken already
@@mpmain8507 it's not how chess works. you do not leave taken pieces on the board.
This is probably THE best review I've ever seen. From the non smoking sign to the nose job to the chess pieces😂😂😂😂
It took me a few minutes to realize this was a re-upload. Really helps drive home how similar every Segal movie is.
Imagine having a domestic with your husband in public and someone comes out of nowhere and executes him. How is she not terrified for her life and shit?
Lol
Because it's a Seagal movie and she is not supposed to be terrified but moist and shit.
@@MorgothBagluir😂😂
She was abused.
It's a seagal movie so just go with it
The most impressive thing is how you managed to find all these steven seagal movies. Did they have a 100 movie pack at walmart for 5 bucks?
Buy one get 99 free bin.
@@j_m_b_1914 Still a rip-off
Oh shit! Get wrecked Seagal...
You mean that they gave you 5 bucks of you took them? Because not even Steven Seagal would buy Steven Seagal movies for 5 bucks
@@argyrisperiferakis6404 you got ripped off if you paid 5 bucks for this
Your channel helped be battle a 5 year long depression. I have not laughed this hard in ages. Thank you.
I hope you are still doing well my friend.
@6:57 Steven Segal is so awesome that he can drive backwards looking forward
His movies suck so bad that these mere details just fly out the window!!!!
Again at 10:10
So happy someone else spotted that backwards green screen lol
Damn, I thought I was the only one who noticed!
I think space ice edited it that way. He does that with some scenes.
Steven Seagal is the definition of convincing yourself that you're someone you are not
As a viking l completely agree.
He missed the part of making it so he just fakes it
@Isolated Pixels I would kick Seagal ass real life. He’s the master of bullshíto
Same like fake president Sleepy Joe.😆
@@melvinch and Dump Trump
Ive been binge watching these videos and I never thought i would say that I'm happy Seagal made so many movies. Incredible work
Same 😂😂😂 been watching em for the past few days...hilarious
Bro this channel is pure gold. Binged atleast 8 uploads and you have me dying with laughter everytime. Your commentary is next level and a serious talent. Wish you all the best, keep it up. Absolutely hilarious.
That French detective is the manifestation of me when I watch a Seagal movie 🤦♂️
I wish seagal would make 100 movies a month so that Space Ice would make more review videos. Only if he's still sane after all of them.
Sanity was gone, when he started.
If the movies are kept to 90min, SS should be able to make 16/day, or 5,840 movies per year!
😂😂👍
He's already got about 60 under his belt. I'm sure Space Ice can torture himself for a while longer.
True maybe he should just review some bollywood films in the future for content.
I think Seagal is legit the villain in every movie. It all makes so much more sense.
Steven should be inducted into his own hall of fame for the most straight to trash can movies ever made
Not "straight to trash can movies" 😂😂😂
Hall of Shame more like it 😂
0:56 “and blew away both of his fans.” ROFLMAO 🤣
Seagal movie bingo:
Strip club scene*
People telling Seagal how awesome he is*
Shooting without aiming or even looking*
Obvious body double*
Plot points that go absolutely nowhere*
BINGO!
*Seagal fully clothed with leather jacket having sex with a fully nude woman
You forgot slap-fighting!
Weird sync dubb
Every girl attracted to seagal
Seagal whispering voice
Walking very slowly in the middle of a firefight.
can't forget the mysterious special forces background every character he plays has
That ending where you said "Are you ready to find out who Mr. Vargas is? Well F you." I laughed so hard and so loud. Well played.
Not going to lie… I was looking forward to finding out 😂
The amount of civilians his characters have murdered is unsettling
I'm almost inspired to base a slasher villain on him
The guy basically promotes murder. Hardly surprising he's best buddies with Putin
@@Twulfbynight lol not a bad idea. Some fat middle aged man who thinks he’s an action hero just murdering civilians
@@Twulfbynight You should!! That's a fucking immense idea!!!
@@Twulfbynight I'll race you for motivation
2:34 "I don't exist." Odd time for an existential crisis. Gotta love how his voice barely rises above a whisper in what passes for dialogue in his movies. It's like he's always on the verge of a narcoleptic episode.
I'm a fking ghost over here, man
6:57
When they are in car driving it’s going backwards😂🤦♂️
Man I will never get over the movie building up so much hype around Mr. Vargas and then completely forgetting him. That shit doesn't let's me sleep at night.
Seagal has one amazing talent nobody else has and no one can contest. He managed to make every single of his movies the worst movie in the world. That is close to pure genius...
Thanks for keeping this up. This is one of the all time greats. I will admit I do feel bad for the guy who plays the cop. He actually seems like he has a shred of talent. His agent probably told him he was going to be working with a cinema legend. ... May not have specified which legend.
Yeah, theres also a bald guy in "the perfect weapon", hes pretty good, also taggart from "against the dark"
@@Sinner987 Taggart was hands down the best part of that borefest. He comes from a long line of amazing wrestlers/performers so it makes sense. I wish the whole movie was just him kicking ass.
Don't worry he did well as the frontman of Deftones.
"An old school action movie star! So, like JCVD, right?"
"..."
"...Right?"
Yes...“ It might could be “ a case of the director misleading the cast 😂
This guy does an extremely good job at both reviewing the movie and maintaining a particular point of view that happens to absolutely hilarious throughout. Why doesnt this guy have more subscribers?
His voice is epic and I just subscribed.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
People are way too terrified that Seagal will have his revenge on all who dare to think he isn't the best actor and martial artist and sex symbol to ever live.
I’d rather do porn than be a love interest in a Seagal movie.
Even shemale porn as a male bottom?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Blew away his ‘two’ fans” killed me. 🤣
If it wasnt for this channel I would never have had any idea what a joke Steven Seagal is. I honestly just thought he was some old action film star . How is he not more memed on, on the internet? His movies are just gold. Love these videos.
Isn't he also a Senator from Texas? Has anyone seen Ted Cruz and Steven Seagal in the same room together?
He was actually really popular once. His older movies were good, and the type of violent fight scenes he was doing weren't seen anywhere. He was John wick first tbh
@@gareyharrison5353 I remember seeing his old 90's films and the two 'Under Sieges' were pretty good. Not sure when it was that he went off the rails.
@@listerofsmeg884 When he got old, fat and more insecure than he was already.
Meme is suppose to make something funnier……how can anyone be funnier than Steven Seagal ?
Dude, your Steven Seagal reviews are literally the funniest thing on the internet. Thanks
“This bizarre scene serves zero purpose other than being a perfect metaphor for how the audience feels” 😂😂😂😂 Absolute comedy gold!!
"Are you ready to find out about the mysterious Mr Vargas? Well f*** you because the movie just ends"...I was on the floor laughing.
This “might could” be my favorite channel on youtube.
These vids are hilarious.
10:10 the driving scene, the green screen is going backwards even though he’s supposed to be driving normally
Quality
Just noticed that as well, was going to comment but then saw you had
At 6:56 as well😄 Edit: Actually they must be just being played backwards by Space Ice. For... reasons...
@@sootkettle lmao happy you noticed that too. I couldnt tell if the movie was that bad or we were being trolled, or what 😂
He's got to be trolling.
Your Seagal movie reviews are some of the funniest things I have ever seen. They are truly great, and if laughter is the best medicine, you should change your name to Dr. Space Ice. Thanks Doc, for making my life better than it would have been...
4:56 that is HILARIOUS!! I can bet my house that that whole scene was just a coincidence and was not planned. You literally cannot smoke there.
How appropriate that TH-cam would pull such a high IQ move on a video of a Steven Seagal movie.
That's because its AI can't handle this negative IQ level of stupidity and lack of coherence.
"She's wearing black because clearly she's in mourning...i guess she's over that now" 🤣🤣
I’m proud to say I’ve just watched 9 Steven Seagal movies in 45 minutes.
“Yea now you owe me some good p****..” That shit is wild 🤣🤣
Even as a die hard Seagal fan he got me with that comment 😂😂😂
@@masonictrucker8031 Hopefully you are a diehard just for comic relief. His movies are shit 🤣
The level of sarcasm is more than I can take. I literally have a tension headache from laughing so much!
I feel sorry for that detective.
"What sets this movie apart, and blew away BOTH of his fans" is such a funny line, hooked me from there
Dude! I'm so glad that I found you! I've been laughing my ass off watching your play by play narration of the Seagall movies. Don't ever change 😂😂
“Both of his fans” absolutely killed me 😂
Steven Seagal roasts make my day. Keep ‘em coming.
Space Ice stares into the abyss for our entertainment. Let us all respect and thank this man.
10:18 HE’S DRIVING BACKWARDS 😂😂😂😂
Can't get enough of "I might could be an illusion", it bursts one of brain's veins each time
I was blown away by it, simply profound.
"It might could be an illusion"
Dude you’ve given me a reason to live. Don’t ever stop making these.
I think Segal is the definition of fake it till you make it. He believes in himself so much it's inspiring. Even if nothing he does makes sense, his martial arts, music, and his movies. I feel like if we copied his attitude we could all make incoherent movies, music, and martial arts. We could all make enough money to own a bullet proof house.
Oh no, I never knew Seagal did music and I just make the mistake of looking it up. I've just watched him butcher a simple blues song by playing guitar using only his thumb and singing with all the vocal range, expressiveness, emotion and pizazz of... Steven Seagal. Bruce Willis could run blues rings around him.
I was really hoping Mr. Vargas would turn out to be Neil Breen
Underrated comment.
Im just glad hes self conscious enough that he keeps his clothes on during the 'sex' scenes
It’s so weird seeing this channel grow from under 10k to over 80k in like a month
I love it and this channel deserves more
The algo giveth and taketh away.
184k now
They're saving the Vargas reveal for the sequel. Always leaving wanting more. Segal you SOB you've made another masterpiece!
😂😂😂😂
This is my first video of yours! I love the snark. I love the excitement in your voice. I like the part where the detective was acting out what you were bitching about omg. Great video!
After the never ending string of betrayals hearing he is actually a pretty solid dude had me in tears.
Steven Seagal is so charming and sophisticated, he reminds me of a modern day Cary Grant. His witty banter with love interest Lisa (Jade Ewen) calls to mind the interplay between Cary Grant and Audrey Hepburn in the 1963 caper movie 'Charade.' I can even hear echoes of Cary Grant in the debonair way he delivers lines like, "Man, now you owe me some good pussay."
The French Detective was really fun. He deserved a better movie.
@The Crazy Amateur Runner Dont spoil the fun for us. Let us believe in the might could have been illusion.😁😆
We ALL deserved a better movie lmao
@The Crazy Amateur Runner He wasn't French and he also wasn't a detective but the character is both so your comment is kinda odd.
I guess it might could have been an illusion though.
@The Crazy Amateur Runner They film everything in a studio these days they don't do it in the streets it's not the 60's
@@oliverwilliam6931 Simply wrong. Scenes in the streets of cities are usually filmed in the streets of cities to this day. Unless there is some major destruction going on, like some Marvel film, it was probably filmed on a real street in a real city.
I’m only 4 seconds in and i’m already laughing
@6:56 if you look behind them the green screen makes it look like they are driving in reverse 😆
That chessboard observation was seriously a gut buster. I snorted in laughter- something I never do.
Thank you!
I was 😭
that and the "two fans" got me reeling
I thought this (and other recent uploads) were longer cuts (let's call them SpIce cuts) of previous uploads. That you were finally being able presenting you full view to the world as Space Ice skyrockets to become the greatest channel on TH-cam.
One way or the other, I'm with the mate who said it is an opportunity/excuse to watch it again. Love it. Makes me wanna show my awesome dance moves in some bar in Thailand. Thank you.
I've never clicked a video so fast in my life. Been waiting for a Seagal review for ages lol
@9:18 at least with Neil Breen, he shows us how he gets up there in the most magical way. Lmao
“It might could be an illusion.”
So powerful… Seagull is a wordsmith 😂
I had no idea he was still making movies until I found this channel. Love it!! Must share Space ice with everyone I know
I was really hoping you’d say the action allegedly takes place in Paris but the movie is shot in Bucharest, Romania. Then I realized Seagal purposely left out any landmarks so the audience wouldn’t notice that. Probably the only relatively smart thing about this movie
Yeah. But you can clearly see Bucharest plates on his Porsche in the first shot. Also streets full of Dacias and you can see a half scratched RO sticker apera multiple times on a yellow Solenza.
He did a good a job hiding it unless you're a romanian hehe
And the director of cinematography probably did that not Seagal 😂
This has easily become my favorite channel on YT, I never knew I needed this. I have been talking shit about Seagal for years, and randomly came across your videos and you are the hero I needed. Thank you, shit has me and my friends dying!
At timestamp 10:21, the question about where Seagal was driving to at first seemed to just be about the general coherence of the plot, but then the forward moving treeline behind Seagal elevated the heck out of that question and actually led us to firmly believe that, it was actually about the hidden Seagal dimension where only Seagal has access to by driving backwards in high speed in his car on a busy street without crashing into any cars behind his. Lol Maybe the pilot named Crash really wasn't bullshiting and did teach Seagal his secret craft that only Seagal could pull off.
There are more than enough Seagal movies with lousy green screens everywhere, but it was still truly commendable how much attention was paid to the details by the editor of the videos here on this channel, well sought out!