I can't deny how stunned and shocked I was when I heard Trump claiming himself to be the the warrior, the justice and the retribution of his base. You just can't unsee the dictator-wanna-be inside Trump, or maybe not inside him but right on his face.
True, Trump hid in the White House basement bunker from unarmed protesters outside the thirteen foot tall un-scalable wrought-iron fence. Sure he's a warrior.🙄🤞
Satan was also motivated by jealousy of Adam and Eve since the Lord gave them the Earth and he was also a prolific liar. Could Trump be trying to outdo Satan or IS HE Satan? Same motivation and the same methods to get what he wanted. That's a coincidence? Or not?
Six years later, Lumpy still hasn't figured out that, when he buys all the tickets so he can say "my engagement is sold out", we'll still see the empty seats.
@@SeansModelBuilds It’s possible he bought the tickets, but no one wanted them...? Nobody to give them to? So, a half empty room. What a blow to that overblown, traitorous ego it must have been looking out into that room of empty chairs!
DeSantis should immediately start referring to Trump as "Tiny D Trump". Trump would be absolutely FURIOUS with DeSantis for stealing his insult and using it against him.
Oh Seth you are the best‼️. Just when the craziness of my day becomes unbearable, you come along and give me a reason to laugh. Your impression of Trump is priceless. Great job guys👍👏🎉❤
Ron stands NO chance! None! Rupert Murdoch and the big-wig Republicans want an alternative to Trump, so they found the closest thing to Trump that isn't Trump. It will fail SPECTACULARLY!
Yup, that's the so-called "freedom party" for you. Literally enemies of democracy and they don't even hide it. Unfortunately enough people are too stupid to think for themselves and too easy to work up with a conservative-hysteria soundboard.
..the biggest/loudest narrow midedness of all is how the population has been fed with huge lies over the years - the biggest one being the myth of a non existent "god" - that IS the lie that unites America . .
@@Raine1990 what does that have to do with the destruction of democracy? Also what about the crime in nyc? Larceny is the only thing that really went up, that is very likely a result of growing poverty in the us, not good reason to vote for someone who shits on golden toilets…
.the biggest/loudest absurdity of all is how the population has been fed with huge lies over the years - the biggest one being the myth of a non existent "god" - that IS the lie that unites America . .
it's 2023 and y'all STILL DON'T SEE THE FOREST THRU THE TREES?? THINK: WHY is Meatball Ron going after them "gays" so hard? SHAKESPEARE TOLD YOU 500 YEARS AGO: "DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH"! AKA RON IS AS GAY AS THEY COME.....so he goes on and on and ON about how them GAYS are evil evil EVIL!!!! --- cuz he thinks that will throw society OFF HIS SCENT. "OVER-compensation' is another term for GAY RON's war on gays. Hypocrisy 101. It's human nature.
They actually did define what "woke" is in court according to Stephen colbert show at least. And the messed up part that is it loosely defined as "seeing problems in society and providing solutions." By that definition everyone should want to be woke.
I met my girlfriend 9 years ago. "Woke" was a compliment back then. It indicated a willingness to listen to someone--anyone--else. Understanding/empathy never goes out of style.
@@johnobrien2373 Well the right wing has been trying hard for years to turn it into another cudgel word that has no meaning but spark outrage, like socialism.
4:12 I can’t believe Seth’s writers completely missed the chance to write a cross-reference joke about those white boots Desantis was wearing. Hellooooo, green M&M.
Sorry they weren’t fashionable but he was there for hurricane relief not a fashion show. Maybe he should have wore something more fashionable while walking around areas destroyed by a hurricane.
Like the one RNC event where they bought and then passed out copies of Jr's book at registration. Then the hotels said everyone left their copies in their rooms when they left. They had to get extra dumpsters.
I'm just past halfway through and I have to say that the Graphics dept and writers definitely deserve a raise!!!! Seth and team, please keep knocking it out of the park, you are all excellent 💖🌟
A Closer Look is for me the funniest thing on the internet right now. I keep up to date on whats happening in America (I’m from the U.K.) and I laugh my ass off!
Yes, but I hate that he's quite correct to say that the civilized world prefers paper ballots because they are indeed safer. I guess even a stopped clock tells the correct time twice a day, right?
You mean a lifelong mobster and a failed businessman. The game show gig was just to stroke his fragile ego and let him pretend to be a businessman on TV.
So long as you sound confident, and you look the part, many people will just go with it and assume you must be right. You can say horrible, stupid, nonsensical things, but as long as you get that first part, you're set.
I once worked for a former Drill Sergeant who would always say “Goddamnit that boy would probably throw the pin and drop the grenade” whenever he was asked about how on-the-job training was going for one of the new guys. To this day that saying always pops into my mind when I hear Trump and others like him boast about being Warriors, Soldiers, Patriots, etc.
I'm just waiting for the Orange Julius Caesar to tear them all down and then (hopefully) self-destruct...because he's certainly never going to receive his due judicial punishment.
Do you hate the rule of law, US Constitution? Do you hate the enforcement of law of illegal immigration? Do you relish losing 6-8 % of your savings and income due to Democrat overspending? Do you like CRT being taught to schoolchildren without their parent’s’ permission? Why do you vote Democrat ? All the mentioned is real for Biden administration, what is so scary about DeSantis?
I am so relieved that Seth has fixed his confusion over Lego as a brand. I don't know who managed to remove the term "Legos" from his lexicon, but I am eternally grateful. Obviously, this is the most important issue addressed in this episode of "A Closer Look". The politics play second fiddle to branding errors.
100% true story - my husband just came RUNNING into the room to ask me if I was okay. The high-pitched snorting laugh that came out of me when I heard "Little D" made him think something was legitimately wrong with me! I love how they're ripping each other apart from the inside, though. Funny parts aside!
Someone I feel there are Republicans who would agree that the virus is empathy--they would say *less* empathy is needed, because they don't care about the well being of others.
DeSantis' lawyers legally defined 'woke' in court. Paraphrased: "The idea that there is systemic inequality in this country that needs to be addressed." So that's what he's openly against.
So he’s basically trying to say , using his lawyer’s words, “There is no systemic inequality in this country that needs to be addressed. And if anyone says there is I’m going to shut you up.”
@@turret72 yep, southern pols absolutely cannot stand to be shown the truth about the past. They aren't ashamed of it, by any means, but they don't like being called out for their history. Because, you know, they'd have to take the blame and that can't happen. No, sir.
And what does he think 6 inches of concrete is going to do when a bomb or tank hit it? I have broken 6 inches of concrete with a metal spike and a sledgehammer. Sure, it took a bit, but a modern bomb, or a tank shell would have no issues with it.
@@adamrogers1889 What Trump fails to understand is HOW NATO works. NATO is at its heart an administrative function, just like Interpol. NATO headquarters would never be used as Command & Control during wartime. It is an office building.
You guys were on fire tonight! Woke Mind Virus by Tiny D killed me! I can't believe I am saying this but Trump has done one thing I like- coming up with great nicknames for DeSantis.
I think that we should just tell Trump that he is indeed still the President, and his only duty is to make up mean nicknames for his fellow Republicans.
Nah. That’s just called projection. That’s him worrying about himself. Greta Thunberg had the right email address for both of them. Tiny D and shroomboy both of them.
I never cease to adore Wrong DeSantis in his Mary Quant wellies. If you're not a Brit, you'll have to look that up, and when you do, yeah... nail on the head.
Seth is absolutely amazing for all the crazy bullshit that's been going on in the past week. It's good to have him back to joke. The GQP is absolutely disgusting, terrifying, but with Seth around at least we can lighten the mood
They've been calling DeSackitch a 'Smart Tr*mp'. Imagine the damage Donnie could have done if he'd been even of average intelligence. Chills the blood.
My two year old peering over my shoulder was excited to see Paw Patrol and green M&Ms, but the thing that stuck with him was "Tiny D." He's repeated it about a dozen times now. 🤣
Based on the noise from the crowd it wasn’t that big. But then again who would want to go. They even advertised to get seat fillers & offered to pay them $7-12/hour just to make the crowd look bigger 😂😂😂
$12 per hour to sit through that? My goodness, but rich Repugs are cheap. I wouldn't do it for less than a gazillion per minute. Then I'd donate it to libraries.
@@globalwarmhugs7741$12 per millisecond, maybe, plus travel time and allowances. Plus you're allowed to wear obvious headphones and a shirt that says 'MAGAts suck'.
A good *definition of "Woke"* to use back at them; quote the words of _DeSantis own lawyers…_ When asked to define it in a case where someone was fired for being "too woke", DeSantis’ general counsel, Ryan Newman, responded that the term means *“the belief there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them.”* IMHO that definition should be adopted verbatim and attributed to Ron DeSantis just to mess with them (yes it was his lawyer, let DeSantis have to make that clarification). And whenever a MAGA brings up Wokeness say "oh you mean…" quote that, and then credit DeSantis.
#Correction: No self-respecting dominatrix, M&M or otherwise, would have the same boots as DeSantis in a hurricane. Don’t do her like that.
Right! That M&M has more class than him hands down. 😂😂
Seth, you never disappoint. A Closer Look is the best ever.
I can't deny how stunned and shocked I was when I heard Trump claiming himself to be the the warrior, the justice and the retribution of his base. You just can't unsee the dictator-wanna-be inside Trump, or maybe not inside him but right on his face.
He's not justice, retribution, or the warrior. He's criminal, self imploding, and a weenie!
True, Trump hid in the White House basement bunker from unarmed protesters outside the thirteen foot tall un-scalable wrought-iron fence. Sure he's a warrior.🙄🤞
Satan was also motivated by jealousy of Adam and Eve since the Lord gave them the Earth and he was also a prolific liar. Could Trump be trying to outdo Satan or IS HE Satan? Same motivation and the same methods to get what he wanted. That's a coincidence? Or not?
They don't call him ol BONE SPURS for nothing!!
he knows the stoopid sees everything in reverse and will believe him and think his words and action to be good
Seth and his contemporaries will save the Nation's mental health. The kind of Closer Looks we need continuously.
Six years later, Lumpy still hasn't figured out that, when he buys all the tickets so he can say "my engagement is sold out", we'll still see the empty seats.
Why didn't he buy enough tickets to fill all the seats?
@@SeansModelBuilds It’s possible he bought the tickets, but no one wanted them...? Nobody to give them to? So, a half empty room. What a blow to that overblown, traitorous ego it must have been looking out into that room of empty chairs!
@@Gwen3344 As he would say: "Sad."
SSsshh!
DeSantis should immediately start referring to Trump as "Tiny D Trump". Trump would be absolutely FURIOUS with DeSantis for stealing his insult and using it against him.
call him 'trump md'. for the nickname that stormy gave him.
Both of them using it would make me so happy
I hope they tear each other apart! It'd be hilarious!
@@nonyabizness.originalI like " stumpy" . Stormy said he was hung like a button mushroom.
I agree love their infighting 😂
Oh Seth you are the best‼️. Just when the craziness of my day becomes unbearable, you come along and give me a reason to laugh. Your impression of Trump is priceless. Great job guys👍👏🎉❤
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Seth's Mike impression is unmatched and keeps getting better
Its really good but the guy from Jimmy Kimmel is just as good if not better.
Seth's always cracks me up.
Or there's the expert on Kimmel.
Seth's is good. But the guy on Kimmel is the GOAT
Impression Camp baby!!
i mean... jaj just did one
*Desantis stole the green M&M's boots!*
Right?! Then he totally forgot he was wearing them. Or did he forget…….
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Ah ha, that's why they find the green M&M so sexy!
Explains why Tucker likes him so much
Holy crap you're right! That would make _any_ Green M&M go woke........
"You will have unrestricted freedom of speech AS LONG AS my self-righteous and narrow mind agrees with what is said."
-Ron DeSantis
@S.D.C.~EXACTLY 💯% TRUE CORRECT DESPICABLE UNACCEPTABLE 🎯😱😡😭🗽🇱🇷⚖️
Ron stands NO chance! None! Rupert Murdoch and the big-wig Republicans want an alternative to Trump, so they found the closest thing to Trump that isn't Trump. It will fail SPECTACULARLY!
Yup, that's the so-called "freedom party" for you. Literally enemies of democracy and they don't even hide it. Unfortunately enough people are too stupid to think for themselves and too easy to work up with a conservative-hysteria soundboard.
..the biggest/loudest narrow midedness of all is how the population has been fed with huge lies over the years - the biggest one being the myth of a non existent "god" - that IS the lie that unites America . .
Q: I know the white boots are real. Is this an actual quote? What those people say is just amazing.
Watching this while recovering from a minor cold - the coughing fit from laughing was so worth it!
So glad you guys are back. Couldn't wait to watch your coverage of CPAC! 😆
Thank you Seth and team for highlighting the absurdities inherent in the very real threats to American democracy.
The United States is a Republic, not a Democracy
Would be great if he mentioned the crime in NYC.
@@Raine1990 no no that’s just equity … it’s a perk to them not a problem
@@Raine1990 what does that have to do with the destruction of democracy?
Also what about the crime in nyc? Larceny is the only thing that really went up, that is very likely a result of growing poverty in the us, not good reason to vote for someone who shits on golden toilets…
.the biggest/loudest absurdity of all is how the population has been fed with huge lies over the years - the biggest one being the myth of a non existent "god" - that IS the lie that unites America . .
Has no one made the connection between the green m&m losing her boots and DeSantis finding them? 😂
He'll have to arrest himself for doing "candy" drag.
😂😂😂😂
Brilliant.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 AWESOME!
it's 2023 and y'all STILL DON'T SEE THE FOREST THRU THE TREES??
THINK:
WHY is Meatball Ron going after them "gays" so hard?
SHAKESPEARE TOLD YOU 500 YEARS AGO:
"DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH"!
AKA
RON IS AS GAY AS THEY COME.....so he goes on and on and ON about how them GAYS are evil evil EVIL!!!! --- cuz he thinks that will throw society OFF HIS SCENT.
"OVER-compensation' is another term for GAY RON's war on gays.
Hypocrisy 101.
It's human nature.
consistently making me laugh out loud -- thanks Team Late Night
"And he came up to me, little guy, tears in his eyes, and he said: 'Hold me closer, Tiny D, sir.'"
Brilliant! 👏👏👏
LOL LOL LOL 😆 🤣 😂 😅 😄 🙃 😆
Count the headlights on the highway
That was the funniest A Closer Look in a while! Good job, Seth!
Yep! I’m rewatching now😁
I was dyinggg
Puss 'n Boots 😁😁😁😁
Yep. He is always funny but this one ranks up there with raking the floors
It was hilarious 😂
They actually did define what "woke" is in court according to Stephen colbert show at least. And the messed up part that is it loosely defined as "seeing problems in society and providing solutions."
By that definition everyone should want to be woke.
It's like using "Social Justice Warrior" as a pejorative. It implies you think there's something wrong with caring about social justice.
I met my girlfriend 9 years ago. "Woke" was a compliment back then. It indicated a willingness to listen to someone--anyone--else.
Understanding/empathy never goes out of style.
@@johnobrien2373 Well the right wing has been trying hard for years to turn it into another cudgel word that has no meaning but spark outrage, like socialism.
4:12 I can’t believe Seth’s writers completely missed the chance to write a cross-reference joke about those white boots Desantis was wearing. Hellooooo, green M&M.
I'm telling you, DeSantis stole those boots from the green M&M.
I think you are mistaken FL for Cal, no looters here.
😂
OMG, you are so right. Those go-go boots are definitely the green M&M's style.
I was really hoping Seth would make the connection.
"So that's where the Green M&M's boots went!"
@@HylianFox3 I hope this makes corrections
"...or he'll melt in his pants" rotfl
You guys killed it this show. Thanks I needed some good laughs.
😂
Don Jr: Dad, you can't give DeSantis my nickname! 😢
Lol!
I giggled throughout and so enjoy your bits!
Thanks, Seth, I needed that release like nobodys business!! ☺
So did I.
And apparently so did the horse a certain joke was about, who was in the audience...
3:21
@@MrOneNye😂😂😂
I see Lindell falling for that 70's prank call "excuse me sir, is your refrigerator" ...
Those boots will be illegal for him to wear when they pass the “no drag” bill. 🤣
Sorry they weren’t fashionable but he was there for hurricane relief not a fashion show. Maybe he should have wore something more fashionable while walking around areas destroyed by a hurricane.
That's not the point of the comment you're responding to@@AlexDeLaO-kd1yi
Really good job coming out of the gate, writers for Late Night. This one was extra in all the right ways.
Concur! 🍻
Like the one RNC event where they bought and then passed out copies of Jr's book at registration. Then the hotels said everyone left their copies in their rooms when they left. They had to get extra dumpsters.
Great trump nickname- Extra Dumpster
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL TOOOOOO FUNNY
@@boatymsboatface3929 : I prefer to call him "Sentient dumpster fire"
Don jr still higher than gas prices 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one!
Lol! Clever!
Glass Kid has to be high on coke every second of every day or else he'll start crying his eyes out over nothing.
Just read his new book in its entirety. It reads;
I'm on crack!
The End
And if/when the gas prices come down....I'm sure DJTJ wont....he'll still b higher than the Chinese spy 🎈 🤣😆😅❤️🤍💙💛🖖✌️
I'm just past halfway through and I have to say that the Graphics dept and writers definitely deserve a raise!!!! Seth and team, please keep knocking it out of the park, you are all excellent 💖🌟
@Liberty Garage Actually in this case it is "past." I am just past halfway... vs I have just passed halfway...
Totally, I was literally going to post that
I'd say that giving them some pepper in their gruel and lighter chains would be sufficient. 😉
They must have so much fun working with each other.
Imagine your job consisting mostly of making other people laugh.
People in the room must have been hearing echos bouncing off the empty chairs. Wow that would’ve been tough when Mike Lindell was up there.
Pretty sure that could qualify as noise torture
Wow Seth, this has been your best monologue yet! Every sing joke hilarious!
A Closer Look is for me the funniest thing on the internet right now. I keep up to date on whats happening in America (I’m from the U.K.) and I laugh my ass off!
Watch Corrections from a countryman
A Closer Look is second only to Corrections.
@@pizzazombie5209 There would be no Corrections without ACL.
I do the same thing I keep up on what’s happening in the UK…. And we all have to laugh together, or we must cry together….. hello across the pond :-)
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Loved so much of this! Thank you! And please keep singing as Trump! 😆
Seth looked so proud of his Mike Lindell impression. It was good and he should be.
Yes, but I hate that he's quite correct to say that the civilized world prefers paper ballots because they are indeed safer. I guess even a stopped clock tells the correct time twice a day, right?
If they didn't want us to wake up, they never should've elected a game show host to the presidency.
Rumble!
Best comment ever!
You mean a lifelong mobster and a failed businessman. The game show gig was just to stroke his fragile ego and let him pretend to be a businessman on TV.
If you'd all been 'awake' in the first place, like a real country, he wouldn't have gotten anywhere near power.
I will never understand how anybody ever took Donald Trump serious at anything.
70 Million voted for him in 2020.
So long as you sound confident, and you look the part, many people will just go with it and assume you must be right.
You can say horrible, stupid, nonsensical things, but as long as you get that first part, you're set.
You’ve seen WWE pro wrestling right?
A venn-diagram of their fanbase and the Trump electorate is a circle.
@Giovanni Itchee 74.1 million (rounding down slightly). I'm not one of them, but give credit where it's due,please.
@@apollyon1 Not quite. Trump has been booed there, too! When he botched the COVID response, he pissed off EVERYONE!
'I am your warrior"😂 As a retired military member, this line was the best. The guy has never had a callous.😂
I once worked for a former Drill Sergeant who would always say “Goddamnit that boy would probably throw the pin and drop the grenade” whenever he was asked about how on-the-job training was going for one of the new guys. To this day that saying always pops into my mind when I hear Trump and others like him boast about being Warriors, Soldiers, Patriots, etc.
He's got bone spurs though
The only callous biden has is from stuffing taxpayers money into his crooked pockets.
@@kimamey 😂😂😂
He dodged Vietnam. Says a lot about him
Seth saying "yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah" is SO HILARIOUS 😂
That cut to Kimberlys audience is hilarious!
Yes real packed audience 😂
Well she talks so loud why be in the room when you can hear her blather on from 100 miles away.
The white smoke !! ha ha 😂😂 this Closer Look is hilarious. !!
DeSantus is a very scary person. Please vote blue and get these people out. 💙💙💙💙💙
He's VERY well educated, but he can't handle insults. Even the SLIGHTEST of insults. He's screwed!
I'm just waiting for the Orange Julius Caesar to tear them all down and then (hopefully) self-destruct...because he's certainly never going to receive his due judicial punishment.
He's drumpf 2.0
Do you hate the rule of law, US Constitution? Do you hate the enforcement of law of illegal immigration? Do you relish losing 6-8 % of your savings and income due to Democrat overspending? Do you like CRT being taught to schoolchildren without their parent’s’ permission? Why do you vote Democrat ? All the mentioned is real for Biden administration, what is so scary about DeSantis?
One thing for sure, if DeSantis runs against out current senile President, he will beat Biden worse than Ronald Reagan beat Walter Mondale in 1984.
Bravo! Seth and writers just get better and better! Thank you!!!!
I love that Seth never went back to suits and ties.
It's the best
The future is casual, and we're all just getting used to it.
I actually thought he looked really sharp in a suit and tie 🤷🏼♀️
He replaced them with plaid shirts.
He never went back to the mental institution he ran away from, his eyes clearly tells a story.,
I am so relieved that Seth has fixed his confusion over Lego as a brand. I don't know who managed to remove the term "Legos" from his lexicon, but I am eternally grateful.
Obviously, this is the most important issue addressed in this episode of "A Closer Look". The politics play second fiddle to branding errors.
The irony of Trump with the tiny hands calling someone "Tiny D" is lost on him
It's all about the projection.
Or lack thereof.
People tend to use the insults that hurt them most on others, no we know Troomp has a size issue.
The Trump administration pretty well retired the trophy for irony.
Add to that that "Tiny D" could also mean "Tiny Donald" :)
And according to Stormy Daniels, the man with the tiny mushroom d🍄
100% true story - my husband just came RUNNING into the room to ask me if I was okay. The high-pitched snorting laugh that came out of me when I heard "Little D" made him think something was legitimately wrong with me!
I love how they're ripping each other apart from the inside, though. Funny parts aside!
No time for politics and talking about how their going to run the Government their too busy doing th reality show.sooooo who should I vote for?
Lols...The Governor of Florida saying how other states "got it wrong". 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
He's the ultimate wrong... Wrong DeSadist!
What more do you expect from the 'Governor of Florida'
F.r. the self grand standing of that was laughable
@@eneobande7433 Meth. Gators. More meth. That's about it.
And he didn't even get the irony (I did, just like you did!)
Your writers are on fire, Seth!! 😂
For the last few months, your show his above all others by far, excellent materiel. The dead horse head joke today was amazing. Thanks and keep it up.
I can’t go to sleep without getting this dose of laughter 😂
I feel you, after all the stress the current administration is providing we need to relax.
Me too!
That’s because you have the _“woke mind virus”!!_ 😈👁️🦇
Everytime I think you've made me laugh as hard as I can.... you crack me up even more!!!!! 😂😂🤣🤣
Meatball Ron is what I call my ex husband!!
What's his girlfriend call him?
You mean Tiny D?
@@holtman2012 Daddy, most likely.
Global Warmhugs You win! Daddy it is!!! 🤯🤯 I just cash my alimony checks. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💵💵💵💵💵🥰🥰. Love you, Meatball. 🧆🧆
That was disturbingly revealing! How recent was this divorce?
Seth, LMAO! Can't stop: rewind and replay, rewind and replay, rewind and replay
...loved it!
“They’ll make you melt in your pants” should definitely be a tagline for *something* though lol
Cpac= Nazi Chatbots!!!
Patrick Swayze box set?
White Castle?
Okay, but "I am your warrior. I am your retribution," is terrifyingly violent rhetoric. Let's not lose track of that because he said it funny
I never get tired of his Mike Lindell.
There is NO way the CPAC crowd is the only embarrassingly small thing about Don Jr. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree! 🤣
Or in his case, the pig's mouth..
.. lol.. that was somewhat brutish but exceptionally delightful...!!
🍄😂 Boop!
@@JUGO1979 Subway eat fresh
Tiny D.
One of the best late night shows.
We need to have a Rocky Horror flash mob at a Republican Convention some time.
😎🍻😎
I love that!
@@boatymsboatface3929 I do too!
🥂I’m totally down for that 🤗
I'm in
maybe a full version of sweet transvestite
Fun fact: Trump got the idea for the nickname Tiny D after it was used on him by Stormy Daniels...
she called him 'md' as i recall-- only she spelled it out. which i won't do here.
@@nonyabizness.originalmushroom doink?
Mushroom dork?
Oh... my... God!
@@nonyabizness.original I will she called him micro Richard 😉
@Richard Pierpoint Ah you're just over the water from me in Fife small world 🌎
Don jr looks like he’s speaking to a group that won a free vacation but they hafta listen to his timeshare sales pitch.
This could be the funniest A Closer Look to date.
The yea yea yea after trump was talking had me crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"What the hell is the 'woke mind virus?'" Empathy. The virus is empathy.
THIS!
Excellent retort.
And selective outrage 🤣😏
Someone I feel there are Republicans who would agree that the virus is empathy--they would say *less* empathy is needed, because they don't care about the well being of others.
Empathy is the kryptonite of the Republican Party.
DeSantis' lawyers legally defined 'woke' in court. Paraphrased: "The idea that there is systemic inequality in this country that needs to be addressed." So that's what he's openly against.
How's that old Onion video go? "Romney in trouble after stating party's core principles verbatim"?
So he’s basically trying to say , using his lawyer’s words, “There is no systemic inequality in this country that needs to be addressed. And if anyone says there is I’m going to shut you up.”
@@turret72 yep, southern pols absolutely cannot stand to be shown the truth about the past. They aren't ashamed of it, by any means, but they don't like being called out for their history. Because, you know, they'd have to take the blame and that can't happen. No, sir.
Systemic inequality? Everyone looses in our courtrooms except the lawyers so how's that?
Address inequality? Boo, hiss.
That was one of the best "A closer look" episodes - all the writers and Wally need to get a raise, some 🍾 and chocolates ....whooo!
One of the best "Closer Looks" ever! I wish I could have been in the audience in person so that you could see my 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 🤣
"Don't open those around Ronnie or he is going to melt in his pants." Greatest joke ever.
It was good, but I liked "Swamp Clams" better. Great ACL
"Only I can fix it"....do these people never learn?
The funniest part was the green M&M was wearing Desantis's boots.
Was it “6inch or 6 foot” & was it “500 billion or 500 million”. How the hell did this guy make it to the top job in the world🤦🏼♂️.
GW Bush showed any average American can be president, Trump showed that any Republican voter could be president.
And what does he think 6 inches of concrete is going to do when a bomb or tank hit it? I have broken 6 inches of concrete with a metal spike and a sledgehammer. Sure, it took a bit, but a modern bomb, or a tank shell would have no issues with it.
@@adamrogers1889 What Trump fails to understand is HOW NATO works. NATO is at its heart an administrative function, just like Interpol. NATO headquarters would never be used as Command & Control during wartime. It is an office building.
Rich daddy.
Decades of conservative attack on public education.
You guys were on fire tonight! Woke Mind Virus by Tiny D killed me! I can't believe I am saying this but Trump has done one thing I like- coming up with great nicknames for DeSantis.
I think that we should just tell Trump that he is indeed still the President, and his only duty is to make up mean nicknames for his fellow Republicans.
Nah. That’s just called projection. That’s him worrying about himself. Greta Thunberg had the right email address for both of them. Tiny D and shroomboy both of them.
I never cease to adore Wrong DeSantis in his Mary Quant wellies.
If you're not a Brit, you'll have to look that up, and when you do, yeah... nail on the head.
I know about wellies from Midsummer Murders, Shetland, and a slew of other British crime dramas.
@@davidweyant9356 Ah, but you didn't get the Mary Quant part.
Seth is absolutely amazing for all the crazy bullshit that's been going on in the past week. It's good to have him back to joke. The GQP is absolutely disgusting, terrifying, but with Seth around at least we can lighten the mood
Not only Seth, you can also lighten the mood with Biden and Kamala, just the sight of them cracks me up!
@@edguitarstanleyeisen6179 At least you find yourself entertaining.
Yep.
@@edguitarstanleyeisen6179 REALLY corny. 😒
Agreed! Love Seth!
Great architect came up to me, tears rolling down his face. Because I still haven’t paid him.
Good one!
I've been laughing for the past ten minutes about 'L'Homme de Pillow'... 😂
They've been calling DeSackitch a 'Smart Tr*mp'. Imagine the damage Donnie could have done if he'd been even of average intelligence. Chills the blood.
Omg DeSackitch made me die laughing!
Oh wow, I've always thought it was LEGOS. Not just the plural form, I thought that was the brand name.
😂😂😂 that crowd like tiny hand’s inauguration😂😂😂
My two year old peering over my shoulder was excited to see Paw Patrol and green M&Ms, but the thing that stuck with him was "Tiny D." He's repeated it about a dozen times now. 🤣
Sad thing is: it wasn't C-SPAN cutting to the audience; it was the CPAC video producer.
Great job. 😆👏
That annoyed me! Thank you for answering that for me!
Even better 😂
"I found a Lego horse's head in my bed". OMG Seth, I'm going to die laughing. It's all on u
OMG, you have me laughing out loud. You are the best!
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Marblehead and Maine.
You make staying up til 9pm a life goal!
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Burst out laughing at the HGTV bunker jokes. Such a great closer look! Nice work!
Funny how trump and the Right try to act like Putin is a good guy but trump was telling the UN to prepare a doomsday bunker just in case😂
Will Trump get to take his hair to prison?
@@rhetawestbrook8628 Great question?🤔
Great work y'all. You're making a mountain of belly laughs out of these moles.
The smallest furry convention I’ve been to has drawn ten times the crowd at that pathetic conference
....how big was the BIGGEST furry convention you've ever been to?
there was probably much less drugs there too.
You obviously missed all Biden rallies in 2020.
@@edguitarstanleyeisen6179 You can't miss something that didn't happen. He didn't need them anyway, obviously.
@@edguitarstanleyeisen6179 and yet he won, trump lost
Seth is the best on late night low key yet funny
Seth Meyers always on point
I can’t help hearing i am your warrior I am your justice I am your Venus i am your fire your desire
Unquestionably best late night writing, graphics, and overall performance!
"For those who have been wronged, for those who have been betrayed, I am your retribution.". Is this applying to those vendors whom he never paid?
Excellent point!
During CPAC, area timeshare salespeople reported a spike in requests to attend a seminar, with some even offering to pay.
Jordan Kleppers coverage of Cpac is gonna be 🔥
Can't wait to facepalm at the stupidity and absurdity
That's the ONLY positive I've been looking forward to in recent days!
Ron DeSatan is the most accurate, but Tiny D isn't too far behind
I like Ron Defascist
No honor among thieves.
Why is there not a law that makes it illegal for politicians to lie to their constituents?
Because every one of them would fall afoul of it.
hmmm.. who passes the laws? asked and answered :D
Based on the noise from the crowd it wasn’t that big. But then again who would want to go.
They even advertised to get seat fillers & offered to pay them $7-12/hour just to make the crowd look bigger 😂😂😂
I saw the "crowd" for Donnie Jr.'s girlfriend and it was tiny. I mean if there was two dozen that would be generous.
$12 per hour to sit through that? My goodness, but rich Repugs are cheap. I wouldn't do it for less than a gazillion per minute. Then I'd donate it to libraries.
@@globalwarmhugs7741$12 per millisecond, maybe, plus travel time and allowances. Plus you're allowed to wear obvious headphones and a shirt that says 'MAGAts suck'.
I wouldn't go if they offered me 10¢.
How pathetic!
A good *definition of "Woke"* to use back at them; quote the words of _DeSantis own lawyers…_
When asked to define it in a case where someone was fired for being "too woke", DeSantis’ general counsel, Ryan Newman, responded that the term means *“the belief there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them.”*
IMHO that definition should be adopted verbatim and attributed to Ron DeSantis just to mess with them (yes it was his lawyer, let DeSantis have to make that clarification).
And whenever a MAGA brings up Wokeness say "oh you mean…" quote that, and then credit DeSantis.
"Tiny D" is brilliant. I can't believe it hasn't come up, yet. ***rimshot***
When the former guy calls DeathSantis "Tiny D", it's obvious that he's projecting.