Wall Street's Nose Dive | T**** Thinks He's A Religious Hero With A High IQ

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  • @terryrodriguez6209
    @terryrodriguez6209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Went to my doctor last week for a check up. She asked me if I needed a refill on my anti- anxiety medication. Told her no as Trump is no longer in office. She laughed like I was kidding.

    • @russellm2555
      @russellm2555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She was laughing at you

    • @worldcitizeng6507
      @worldcitizeng6507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Laughter is the best medicine 💊, we survived the previous 4 years

    • @ninianstorm6494
      @ninianstorm6494 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@worldcitizeng6507 list of treason by all whom claim russia hack 2016:
      hillary and albright killed democracy proof list=
      obama and Smith-Mundt Act in 2012/2013 which legalized propaganda by US government to be used ON the US people
      jan 6 is false flag to frame trump for break glass similar to ukraine coup 2014 to oust current president by cia shoot at both guards/protesters or hide among protesters to shoot at guards
      th-cam.com/video/V9rnoe18q3s/w-d-xo.html
      1. wesley clark reveal 2000 to 2012 all rig for kill iraq to syria
      th-cam.com/video/_mrJRHwbVG8/w-d-xo.html
      2.dnc kill 50 in vegas/portland, thugs attack with stand down cops san jose/charlotte, burn loot several months, sabotage afgan withdraw using russia bounty smear to give taliban equip
      th-cam.com/video/UxoL8tHSa7g/w-d-xo.html
      there is selective outrage from cia/media similar to ukraine 8 years bombing cuban missile crisis 2.0
      th-cam.com/video/_pGkFMho6Co/w-d-xo.html
      th-cam.com/video/q566pifdnU4/w-d-xo.html
      th-cam.com/video/qYmCtYLE9k0/w-d-xo.html
      usa lied about sending troops to fight isis enter syria, then it change to assad must go, they had turkey kill kurds so pelosi can stay in syria
      everyone remember nbc threaten follow jury with later to use thought police thugs? they gave protest t- shirts to san quan mayor puerto rico to lie about never receive hurricane maria aid
      destroy cali prop187 and create daca=south america stay cheaper than normal for outsource by throw away portion of their population for usa to take care of.
      we need to arrest all that hate withdraw from syria because they rig 2000 to 2012 kill iraq-syria but shameless blame russia!
      only then can we give all medicare, lower living cost inflation, wage regain value

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Might want to refill just in case; as optimistic as that statement sounded, better to be prepared in case it hits the fan...

    • @NorthernSeaWitch
      @NorthernSeaWitch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Or she was laughing because she knows the Rethuglicans are still in existence.

  • @ICantThinkOfANameB
    @ICantThinkOfANameB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    The only way that 45 is good for religion is if you forgot what the 10 commandments were and needed a reminder of what NOT to do.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, that list that excluded rape, slavery, and child abuse... Great.

    • @williamclarke4510
      @williamclarke4510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Years ago one of the New York tabloids headlines visually blared "Trump: Adultery is no sin."

    • @dankendra5093
      @dankendra5093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Umm most of the commandments is about holding a sky daddy impervious to criticisms, so in that case I think he's nailing it.

    • @Grim_Beard
      @Grim_Beard 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trump** does seem like the kind of guy who would seethe a kid in its mother's milk.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dankendra5093 wow dan, REALLY?
      you got your instruction from a George Carlin routine, didn't you?

  • @rachelcarson7119
    @rachelcarson7119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    “In every age it has been the tyrant, the oppressor and the exploiter who has wrapped himself in the cloak of patriotism, or religion, or both to deceive and overawe the People.”
    ― Eugene Debs

    • @j.dragon651
      @j.dragon651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@user-si4nk3lr5k you might get over it someday.

    • @mcdjinn6975
      @mcdjinn6975 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-si4nk3lr5k how is making a speech interfering in the war?

    • @jmack129
      @jmack129 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-si4nk3lr5k it’s funny when folks deflect and distract from the point being made bc they know they can’t offer a solid rebuttal 😂

    • @alexandermackie7621
      @alexandermackie7621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@user-si4nk3lr5k You haven't provided any yet, and I can see across all of these comments you show up in, that you're very desperate for attention.

    • @alexandermackie7621
      @alexandermackie7621 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-si4nk3lr5k Incorrect, at the time I was tipsy and desperate for an argument. I like to argue. But go on with your obviously baseless BS.

  • @joej2353
    @joej2353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    “Nobody has done more for Christianity than me…” clearly from a man who has obviously never used a bible for anything more than a photo op.

    • @JamesJones-mm2nm
      @JamesJones-mm2nm 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s the antichrist!

    • @CollidingStrings
      @CollidingStrings 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, he's fulfilling the Christian prophecy of the antichrist. He didn't say he was doing "good" things for them, he's steering them to oblivion. Somebody has to separate the chaff from the grain, and he's the garbage magnet getting the job done. You definitely don't want this man running your nation.
      Judgement Day:
      -----------------------------------
      Lady Justice: "Were you a Trump supporter?"
      Moron: "Yes!"
      BZZZZT! (Sizzle)...
      Lady Justice: Next!
      ---------------------------------------
      See? What a time-saver!

    • @sabina2475
      @sabina2475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or a coasters

    • @aliensarerealttsa6198
      @aliensarerealttsa6198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Trumpers believe it because they aren't smart enough to understand their own beliefs.
      They want to be lied to because they don't want to accept anything else.
      Watch them try to explain something using logic and reason/evidence. Hilarious double standards, at best.
      Or worst, they're actually sadistic psychopaths.
      Trump got all the worst people from different areas and exposed them all by being so absurdly corrupt himself.
      "Don't rock the boat. Crash into this rock instead."

    • @vyperspit
      @vyperspit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He also held the Bible the wrong way in that photo op.

  • @JohnDrummondPhoto
    @JohnDrummondPhoto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "Mopey Prick" is one of the best yet.

  • @Diana_L.
    @Diana_L. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    As I've said before, a cognitive test is basically meant to determine whether you can be trusted to go to the toilett alone. I guess he needed that to be able to flush top secret papers without being caught.

    • @meh8982
      @meh8982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He didn't pass *that* test.

    • @carriemoore4375
      @carriemoore4375 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂👍✌✊

    • @FQofNambour
      @FQofNambour 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you have a diaper you don't really need to go to the toilet. Just let it rip!

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was his own mensa-dementia test

    • @marty4278
      @marty4278 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@B_Bodziak And he was truly AMAZING..😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

  • @tenestetubo
    @tenestetubo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    "He thinks we don't call him stupid. What a moron" should be a viral meme. Lol

    • @tenestetubo
      @tenestetubo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bradthompson5383 gotta suggestion for you, what are you doing here? your brain can't comprehend the content of this channel; so why don't you use the infrared temperature gun (in your channel, lol) for your brain, maybe the inflammation isn't in your leg but in your head., Booyah.

    • @marty4278
      @marty4278 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s just trying to convince himself. He’s mentally unstable and ill.

    • @FQofNambour
      @FQofNambour 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The correct terminology is "Fucking Moron" as defined by Rex Tillerson Trump's former Secretary of State. If anybody would know it would be Rex.

    • @tenestetubo
      @tenestetubo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FQofNambour lol, absofkinglutelly.

    • @altapedroza3604
      @altapedroza3604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh he knows. Recently he said he'd rather be called a dictator than stupid. Of course he likes the ring of dictator.

  • @BMrider75
    @BMrider75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The 'burger on a string' image was brilliant.

  • @jakublizon6375
    @jakublizon6375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    It's absolutely mind boggling that a politician gets caught on audio saying he will advise a wannabe dictator who just incited an insurrection, to resign but has to now backtrack because that's somehow bad for his party. WTF...

    • @catherinemushaw1956
      @catherinemushaw1956 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What Party ? ... The Right, REPUTICANS are Not a Party But a Klan ....

    • @MegaFortinbras
      @MegaFortinbras 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The GOP should just change its name to the Trump Party.

    • @lgolem09l
      @lgolem09l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@MegaFortinbras No, more fitting would be to rename them to "Monarchists".

    • @Illlium
      @Illlium 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He believes in checks and balances, he's clearly a heretic.

    • @lgolem09l
      @lgolem09l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tz1434 Yeah, he didn't but there is absolutely no way anyone is able to convince you otherwise, so I just hope you get out of this one day, man

  • @stevewebber707
    @stevewebber707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    #45: "They don't call me stupid."
    Also "I've done more for Christianity than anyone one else in history."
    We do call you stupid, but we don't need to, when you keep saying things so colossally stupid as that.

    • @ryanelliott6706
      @ryanelliott6706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of his best trolls. Leftists took him seriously and republicans ran with it. 😂😂

    • @shannonharris7532
      @shannonharris7532 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh surely he's just so very mad! That comment was just absurd! Pfff Trump doing for Christianity? Making them more tax free than ever before?

    • @joeybleu66
      @joeybleu66 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i am beginning to think it was a money raising ploy. his grift must be drying up. he is desperate for money. the hounds are closing in and he cowering in his hole waiting for the axe to fall. like saddam.

    • @sabina2475
      @sabina2475 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Proving he is stupid

  • @Sarcasticron
    @Sarcasticron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    Can we talk about the reason he believes that he's done so much for religion, which is that a large percentage of his base sincerely believes that he was appointed by God as a prophet king, because that's what their preachers told them. I'm glad there are Christians like Stephen Colbert, and some speaking out in the comments, to prove that they're not all like that.

    • @kirkmarshall2853
      @kirkmarshall2853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yeah the problem is the intelligent Christians like Stephen are extremely rare and few and far between. I’ve just finally started seeing more books getting released by Christians against Christian Nationalism but the silence of moderate Christians is what led to the problem we are in.

    • @CantHandleThisCanYa
      @CantHandleThisCanYa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kirkmarshall2853 the real problem is the continuance of religion by brainwashing children, which is *child abuse*
      Indoctrinating children to believe demonstrably false things in 2022 is literally _evil_

    • @prettybullet7728
      @prettybullet7728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Frankly, I find it alarming that there are Christians who view him this way. It's idol worship.

    • @bigcity2085
      @bigcity2085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know this is shocking, but I believe there are a lot of "Christians" in the trump camp who think their trumpian Caucasian cause makes them "bigly more supremer."... than every one else, thusly rendering them....fake phony Christian pretenders. You can't con Christ ; he knows who's naughty or nice, and there's just no "righteous" on the right, anymore.

    • @kirkmarshall2853
      @kirkmarshall2853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CantHandleThisCanYa yes you are absolutely correct. I am an atheist of the mind that all religious belief that promotes faith in statements that no one knows are correct are immoral and wrong. Physics, biology and chemistry all provide proof that the Omnigod doesn’t exist and every single moment of everyday proves that the god of the Bible certainly does not exist.

  • @sopranophantomista
    @sopranophantomista 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I'm so happy that we can still hear your cameraman's laugh with the live audience. It's so infectious!

    • @trnharris
      @trnharris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is the best isn't it? 😊

    • @FallenOne669
      @FallenOne669 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's why I love the Wally show starring Seth Meyers.

  • @ChristineCAlb1
    @ChristineCAlb1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    The “Douche of Hazzard” is still my favorite fan nickname for the former president.

    • @j.dragon651
      @j.dragon651 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch the "Gooks of Hazard" to lighten up your day. th-cam.com/video/HaWy0AjGwf0/w-d-xo.html

    • @MrTheHillfolk
      @MrTheHillfolk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I REFUSE TO PROVIDE HIM ANY TP FOR HIS BUNGHOLE🤠

    • @michellejarvis7878
      @michellejarvis7878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Orange Palpatine.

    • @Phukugoooglification
      @Phukugoooglification 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's a sad testament when Trump makes Bush jr look smrt.

    • @ChakatStripedfur
      @ChakatStripedfur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'll have to make a list, there's been some really good ones.
      Douche Vader
      Tangerine Palpatine
      Cheeto Stalin
      Sweet Potato Hitler
      Mopey Prick
      Douche of Hazzard
      Napoleon Boner Pill
      And soooo many others.

  • @Dan-ud8hz
    @Dan-ud8hz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    “I love the pure, peaceable, and impartial Christianity of Christ; I therefore hate the corrupt, slaveholding, women-whipping, cradle-plundering, partial, and hypocritical Christianity of this land. Indeed, I can see no reason, but the most deceitful one, for calling the religion of this land Christianity. I look upon it as the climax of all misnomers, the boldest of all frauds, and the grossest of all libels.”
    ― Frederick Douglass, Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass, an American Slave

  • @calebstevens7487
    @calebstevens7487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1284

    “Politicians usually hide behind three things: the flag, the Bible, and children.” - George Carlin

    • @surrayahsjewels
      @surrayahsjewels 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      George Carlin was a genius!!

    • @suninmoon4601
      @suninmoon4601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Most people hide behind those things.

    • @janinemuller5797
      @janinemuller5797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Man's heterosexual supremic ideological trilogy: theology, philosophy and the Hippocratic Oath and still, heterosexual men are not being raised with any ethical intellectual human rights and society walks on man's borderline Love/Hate relational egg shells with his natural and unnatural sexuality of all things...*sigh*

    • @teresamarie735
      @teresamarie735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@suninmoon4601 I really don’t know very many people that use religion as something to hide behind. I think I have about three friends that are super religious, but they don’t use it as a reason for the bad things that happen. Maybe I am just lucky with my choice of friends.

    • @90MysteriumFascinans
      @90MysteriumFascinans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@janinemuller5797 care to make a comment in comprensible English? You’re spewing nonsense that isn’t even relevant to what’s being discussed.

  • @jacquelinemckinney4147
    @jacquelinemckinney4147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dear Jon Batiste, I am so very sorry to learn you are home sick with covid. You are in my thoughts and prayers for a very speedy recovery. Miss seeing you and your beautiful spirit on the show. Take it easy, rest and follow your doctor's instructions. God bless you 🙏!

  • @ScottWorthington
    @ScottWorthington 2 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    "they don't call me stupid ..." Challenge accepted.

    • @lindaleelaw5277
      @lindaleelaw5277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      No tomatoes, He, like they, bruise easily. Lol THAT'S DEMENTIA!

    • @johnbrown1851
      @johnbrown1851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ya can't make this sheet up!

    • @samualstanley8671
      @samualstanley8671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Game on esse'..lol

    • @mikehersh6192
      @mikehersh6192 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We got a new deep throat. 🎲

    • @MrStormg8
      @MrStormg8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Who else is reminded of Kevin Klein's character in A Fish Called Wanda? Every time Drumpf says "Don't call me stupid", I nearly soil my undies laughing.

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 2 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    There should be a passage in the Bible describing the Antichrist making the statement that _"no one has done more for religion than me"._

    • @oldladybabyprunes4329
      @oldladybabyprunes4329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😄😄😄😄

    • @worldcitizeng6507
      @worldcitizeng6507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yes, he built mosque 🕌, temples, churches ⛪️...by dispersing tear gas in front of a church

    • @IB4UUB4ME
      @IB4UUB4ME 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ( non political statement from just an observation)
      Or the….. “ Antichrist will grab you by the Profits”

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Someone should probably look into that, actually.

    • @vickikendricks1605
      @vickikendricks1605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Matthew 12:36 I tell you, on the day of judgment people will give account for every careless word they speak.

  • @MichaelBristow137
    @MichaelBristow137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    It's quite pathetic that he's still bragging about a dementia test... It was pathetic enough that he bragged about it in the first place.

    • @nathanbopp6163
      @nathanbopp6163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      If it was difficult for him, what does that mean?

    • @susans654
      @susans654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pathetic but also hilarious!

    • @lruddy8820
      @lruddy8820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Imagine having all that money and have nothing else meaningful going on in your life then a test you took years ago

    • @ryanelliott6706
      @ryanelliott6706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine Joe Biden taking a cognitive test. 😂😂😂
      “What are you a junkie?” -Joe Biden to black interviewer

    • @talltrini10
      @talltrini10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@ryanelliott6706 You're definitely sad, but leave the kangaroos out of it. They are magnificent animals

  • @janeayre96
    @janeayre96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “He thinks we don’t call him stupid? What a moron”. 😂😂😂😂

  • @joshleyva2249
    @joshleyva2249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1795

    As a Christian, I’d say he’s done nothing but divide the church. I haven’t gone back since the pandemic because people in my church refuse to get the V-word because of him. His politics have also brought a lot of ugliness out of people and I don’t want to voluntarily put myself through that.

    • @joshleyva2249
      @joshleyva2249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      @@bradthompson5383 you sound exactly like the type of person I am talking about.

    • @mikeharrison1868
      @mikeharrison1868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      There are lots of good churches.

    • @BadOompaloompa79
      @BadOompaloompa79 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      People who go to church were always ugly. You were just able to see it.

    • @JustMe-pg1tl
      @JustMe-pg1tl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @George Washington 👈🏻🤡 When did George Washington become a Russian bot? 🙄

    • @deniseboldea1624
      @deniseboldea1624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      @George Washington Top Govenor for whom, The Fourth Reich?

  • @SouthCountyGal
    @SouthCountyGal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    That cognition test is the first one he hasn't bribed someone else into taking for him since middle school; of course he's proud of passing it!

    • @Tanlantas
      @Tanlantas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      my ten year old can pass that test. I'll be damned if Id elect him as a president for ANY country.

    • @SAJe_53
      @SAJe_53 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You have no proof that he didn't pay someone off for that one.

    • @AskMia411
      @AskMia411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SAJe_53 given the medical exam debacle where trump was said to be in prime physical condition or whatever, I’d say there’s a decent chance money changed hands for that cognitive test

  • @japhetzayas7194
    @japhetzayas7194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Trump was asked by an interviewer to name his favorite book of the Bible. His response? "Oh, I don't want to get into that now." The man who is fond of showing off his so called recall would not answer the question because he could not answer it. Imagine that, you can't even name the book of Genesis, but still he has the support of the evangelical community.

    • @j.dragon651
      @j.dragon651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I like the story of the 200 foreskins best.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They don't care. So long as he worked to enslave women and demonize the LGBTQ+ community, stripping away the rights of all who aren't white, straight, Christian males... he's juuuuuust FINE to them.
      And that makes them disgusting as shit.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@j.dragon651
      Stars above. 😂 I'll never understand how people can take that crap seriously - much less call it a "good" book.

    • @j.dragon651
      @j.dragon651 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CloudsGirl7 you do know the story of the 200 foreskins? How could you let children read that book?

    • @ryanelliott6706
      @ryanelliott6706 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Biden was asked by an interviewer if he would take a cognitive test.
      Biden asked is he was a junkie.
      The interviewer was black.

  • @piafunesbakker5095
    @piafunesbakker5095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Burger on a string "
    I haven't laughed so much in years😂
    Thank you

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Wall Street: *Loses money*
    Me: You all just gotta quit eating Avocado toast and Starbucks, just pull yourself up by your bootstraps and get another job. Oh oh and the stock manipulation, stock buyback crap, and the buying and selling of Student Loan debt for investors and gobbling up the housing marketing in America, cut all that crap out too. And the cocaine, gotta stop buying and using all that cocaine

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😶😐☺😁😃🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @raybin6873
      @raybin6873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wall St losing money....when did that happen?

    • @russellm2555
      @russellm2555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Millions of retirees and pensioners depend on Wall Street dummy. You watch too many movies

    • @grimlicentia
      @grimlicentia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@russellm2555 well maybe people shouldn't put their life savings in a casino and they won't have to worry about gambling losses.

    • @russellm2555
      @russellm2555 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grimlicentia anything with a bit of risk is a casino?
      Do you know how money works?

  • @jjackson3240
    @jjackson3240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Dear Stephen,
    Could you please put a counter up in the background showing how much cumulative money the former idiot in chief owes the state of New York due to the $10,000/day fine in the attorney general's case against him?

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nice idea.

    • @1984isnow
      @1984isnow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'll bet he hasn't paid a dime of it yet, and no matter how much accumulates, no one will ever hold him accountable for it.

    • @lisabishop6266
      @lisabishop6266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg, that would be priceless!!

    • @ninianstorm6494
      @ninianstorm6494 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@1984isnow list of treason by all whom claim russia hack 2016:
      hillary and albright killed democracy proof list=
      obama and Smith-Mundt Act in 2012/2013 which legalized propaganda by US government to be used ON the US people
      jan 6 is false flag to frame trump for break glass similar to ukraine coup 2014 to oust current president by cia shoot at both guards/protesters or hide among protesters to shoot at guards
      th-cam.com/video/V9rnoe18q3s/w-d-xo.html
      1. wesley clark reveal 2000 to 2012 all rig for kill iraq to syria
      th-cam.com/video/_mrJRHwbVG8/w-d-xo.html
      2.dnc kill 50 in vegas/portland, thugs attack with stand down cops san jose/charlotte, burn loot several months, sabotage afgan withdraw using russia bounty smear to give taliban equip
      th-cam.com/video/UxoL8tHSa7g/w-d-xo.html
      there is selective outrage from cia/media similar to ukraine 8 years bombing cuban missile crisis 2.0
      th-cam.com/video/_pGkFMho6Co/w-d-xo.html
      th-cam.com/video/q566pifdnU4/w-d-xo.html
      th-cam.com/video/qYmCtYLE9k0/w-d-xo.html
      usa lied about sending troops to fight isis enter syria, then it change to assad must go, they had turkey kill kurds so pelosi can stay in syria
      everyone remember nbc threaten follow jury with later to use thought police thugs? they gave protest t- shirts to san quan mayor puerto rico to lie about never receive hurricane maria aid
      destroy cali prop187 and create daca=south america stay cheaper than normal for outsource by throw away portion of their population for usa to take care of.
      we need to arrest all that hate withdraw from syria because they rig 2000 to 2012 kill iraq-syria but shameless blame russia!
      only then can we give all medicare, lower living cost inflation, wage regain value

    • @gemanscombe4985
      @gemanscombe4985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@1984isnow NY State court could attach his income and assets, like his POTUS retirement pay and Mar a Lago.

  • @stefanhoimes
    @stefanhoimes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    As a Greek and Pennsylvanian, I'm more offended by Dr Oz's Jersey citizenship than by his Turkish citizenship. Fetterman has earned my vote.

    • @bumper1730
      @bumper1730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I agree with you on Dr. Oz; however, Senator Hillary Clinton was a carpetbagger, too. This sort of thing needs to stop altogether.

    • @joanteasdale2991
      @joanteasdale2991 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay take care traveling Medicine Show on the road and get out of Pennsylvania we don't need you nor want you

    • @jamespardue3055
      @jamespardue3055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It went beyond ridiculous on his first day in office. I just want him in jail. That was obvious that he belonged there day 2

    • @kevinnelson5272
      @kevinnelson5272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I agree with you 💯

    • @Emanon...
      @Emanon... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why would a Turkish citizenship offend you?

  • @jordicano5503
    @jordicano5503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Following T****'s mindset, I can very well say that, after learning how to play the harmonica for less than a year, "nobody has done more for the world of music than me".

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    Stephen has been incredibly helpful to me. I’ve been in a depressive episode all year and it’s really been bad in the last month. I’m at a low point right now. Stephen always makes me laugh, smile, and provides me with an escape. Thanks to everyone at The Late Show for always putting on such a fun, entertaining, and awesome show.

    • @blackthornsloe8049
      @blackthornsloe8049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Hang in there. Go easy on yourself. I've been there. It can get better 🌱

    • @virginiatyree6705
      @virginiatyree6705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Hey Sherman, not sure where you are. There's 800 numbers & chat sections you can call & discuss what's going on. A lot of people have been in low moods/depressed. Try to get enough sleep, be outside if you can, & proper nutrition if you can afford to buy fresh food. Hang in there this pandemic has been rough on the world. v

    • @andikasic4793
      @andikasic4793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Right there with you. Hugs & wishing you well!

    • @suekelsey1329
      @suekelsey1329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Totally YES!
      Agreement here!

    • @lorrainethomas8797
      @lorrainethomas8797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Someone already said this, but seriously, hang in there, darlin'. These are rough times and you are absolutely not alone.

  • @suninmoon4601
    @suninmoon4601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1883

    "No one has done more for Christianity...than me." Someone give that man a crown of thorns, a cross, and some spikes 😇

    • @SelinaCat
      @SelinaCat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Like he could handle that 🤣🤣 he's such a baby

    • @MsLul123
      @MsLul123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Whose holding the whip?

    • @rootzero
      @rootzero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Don't forget the sword in his side.

    • @isidralopezortiz4366
      @isidralopezortiz4366 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He would not be abl to,carry one thorn.

    • @Nevertoleave
      @Nevertoleave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@MsLul123 I figure the logical route would be everyone that didn’t vote for him. Should we include the children? What’s 331 minus 74? Hmmm I’m not sure Donald had enough backside for that many people. Maybe leave out the children

  • @asterix7842
    @asterix7842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I think all of us said "Oh my God!" a lot more when he was President.

    • @jwilk5606
      @jwilk5606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol!

    • @roseallport3907
      @roseallport3907 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol yup. The best omg was ingesting Clorox and that women's shocked lock. The lady from the Fed who wore scarfs everyday

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Back when gas was affordable and u could go to the store without crying

    • @russellm2555
      @russellm2555 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@roseallport3907 lmao. Another one that actually believed some vague comments about a new medical technology called Healight somehow actually meant 'inject bleach'😂
      That is the level of your ignorance and gullibility

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@danmcgriff1421 At the beginning of the pandemic when everyone was in quarantine and not driving, oil was trading at -$40/barrel.
      If you want lower gas prices, stop driving. It's basic Capitalism.

  • @robertjackson4212
    @robertjackson4212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm a pagan. For the first time in my life I've been harassed about it starting in 2018. It's 2022 and I still get it now. My next door neighbor is Egyptian and Muslim marrying into a Catholic family. My neighbors families have no issues with this. But in 28 years of being here, my neighbor is having issues now with people. To me, his wedding is everything I love about America. Two of his four groomsmen are Jewish, third I'm pagan, and fourth is his youngest brother (also Muslim). My mom is a bridesmaid (evangelical Christian). And to me, that's everything I love about this stupid beautiful fucked up country. It's all of us coming together and celebrating all for all and cheering each other on. Whatever deity you believe in, bless the United States, bless the world, and let's see an end to violent and hateful division. My Mom and I agree on almost nothing, but I still see her almost every day and we enjoy the time together.

  • @4WingedAngels
    @4WingedAngels 2 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    “He’s right about Christianity, for four years I just kept saying, Jesus.” Same here!

    • @mehere8038
      @mehere8038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      who's Jesus again? Some no-body who never did anything for religion I think, or certainly didn't do as much for religion as the tump did..... right?

    • @Cindyd-k3e
      @Cindyd-k3e 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Found myself repeating GODDAMN IT!

    • @Wednesdaywoe1975
      @Wednesdaywoe1975 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I memorized a certain very short Bible verse.

    • @ldfreitas9437
      @ldfreitas9437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nothinghere1996 He already did, remember? "I'm the Chosen One!"

    • @ldfreitas9437
      @ldfreitas9437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Jason Rollins And that was the same year he said this: "Under Article Two I can do anything I want." Yeah, like attempt a coup d' etat after losing the election.

  • @zesty9815
    @zesty9815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    3:55 _“... they now call me a dictator and other things but they don't call you stupid.”_
    What a set-up! I mean, _what_ a set-up! Love, love, _love_ Colbert's delivery of the punch-line.

  • @tthom2459
    @tthom2459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    @6:58 Newt and wife attending the "Annual Embalmer's Ball" . . . lol

  • @Sandi-ke9mi
    @Sandi-ke9mi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The burger on a string, priceless! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DE-xt7jv
    @DE-xt7jv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    My 91 year old mother took the Montreal,test. She aced it, apart from short term memory loss. Was particularly good at the hard bit, counting backwards in increments of 7. Well done donnie

    • @edricaldones9639
      @edricaldones9639 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your mother shoulld primary him.

    • @nataschavisser573
      @nataschavisser573 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good for your mom. Mine failed due to iffy spatial reasoning.

  • @signingcharity
    @signingcharity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I have been a Christian for 38 years and I was never ashamed until he ran for President. I have heard the same for others.

    • @ammaleslie509
      @ammaleslie509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've been a Christian a lot longer and he doesn't embarrass me at all.
      He's like all the other politicians pretending to be Christians, so i don't lump myself in with them.
      Everybody talkin' bout heaven ain't goin there...

    • @dankendra5093
      @dankendra5093 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry but Christianity should of made you ashamed long before the orange guy came along. It's been a bulwark against equal rights for a long time now

    • @ammaleslie509
      @ammaleslie509 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dankendra5093 not true of my denomination. It's sad that folks think all Christians are conservatives.
      The wackos make the most noise and get the most publicity because they are selling themselves, not Him.
      Progressive people of faith are just out here feeding the hungry, tending the sick, welcoming the stranger and building the beloved community.

    • @sleazybtd
      @sleazybtd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've been an atheist for over 40 years and despite how much I dislike christians, even I don't lump him in with all other christians.

    • @BreakingGaia
      @BreakingGaia 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Conservatives have turned "christian" into a dirty word, just like "patriot". Now all of you are lumped together and even when you don't agree with them, your willingness to tolerate the others makes you look bad. It's a shame that Christians are now people that hate the teachings of Jesus and pass judgement on everyone they disagree with. But that is who they are now and if you stand by them in name, you are part of the problem.

  • @annala2956
    @annala2956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    He's like a Chatty Cathy doll with Mad Libs. He has one phrase where you fill in an adjective & noun: "no one has done more for ______ than me." I'd like to offer the "relentless anxiety"

  • @iCanbEYOURrUKIA
    @iCanbEYOURrUKIA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love the one person in the crowd that laughs harder than everyone, at every taping. He must be on staff since I can distinctly hear him at every show, or he just REALLY loves Stephen 😂
    2:30 6:21 7:03 - this one is the best!

    • @ammaleslie509
      @ammaleslie509 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sometimes we can hear the band laughing too

    • @FallenOne669
      @FallenOne669 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it's the cameraman.

  • @Aluhcav
    @Aluhcav 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    So the GOP has forgotten that there is a separation of Church and State.

    • @Ketsuekisan
      @Ketsuekisan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They never knew.

    • @arashink
      @arashink 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The GOP knows about it, and has been trying to get rid of it for decades.

    • @shannonharris7532
      @shannonharris7532 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oohhh, ok that's what happened with that premise! 🤔 Thank you for letting us know 🙏 Frump- Such a Moron! 🙄 GOP the reckoning is coming!

    • @MrPhillLewis
      @MrPhillLewis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Weird how there's never been an Atheist President.

    • @shannonharris7532
      @shannonharris7532 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not weird at all . Pay offs pay outs and "keeping the natural order" of politricks are ripe with God, guns and guts, oh yes, and lots of money🤌🤌

  • @delecatedesertflair9072
    @delecatedesertflair9072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I'm an agnostic and I prayed every day that he would just decide to leave and take up golfing instead of presidenting...but for realsies.

    • @957kakashi
      @957kakashi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t practice faith at all anymore, but I’ve prayed for his death quite a few times

    • @samcroft7084
      @samcroft7084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I liked his golfing days best.

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And he did do that. Like having a real president who doesn't golf every weekend.

    • @lynnebucher6537
      @lynnebucher6537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Remember when 45 complained about Obama's golfing and said that if he got elected he would never have time to play golf, because he would be working so hard? Hmmm

    • @samcroft7084
      @samcroft7084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lynnebucher6537 Yeah, but he lied so often it's much easier to keep track of the times he told the truths.

  • @bullpuppy7455
    @bullpuppy7455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    1st Grader who bullies others: "I passed 1st grade with flying colors. My teacher told me she's never seen anything like it! Now give me your lunch money!"
    Everyone else: **crickets**

  • @nyerineu3388
    @nyerineu3388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    'Newt Gingrich & wife at the Embalmer's Ball'...CLASSIC!!!

  • @MasterSkyrim1000
    @MasterSkyrim1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    This segment was one of the funnier ones I've seen lately. Thanks to everyone at the late show for making these past few years bearable.

    • @homohawk
      @homohawk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes! And Skyrim is amazing, I love your pic

  • @thedocklighter
    @thedocklighter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    _No one has done more for religion - for Christianity - than me._
    Yeah, like how to hold a book he's never read.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just like every good christian, actually.

    • @ryanelliott6706
      @ryanelliott6706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One of his best trolls tbh. There are leftists who still think he was serious haha

    • @kinglion2362
      @kinglion2362 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryanelliott6706 he was jokingly disrespecting the Bible by holding it up side down? It's ok that he's an idiot who just did another stupid thing

    • @davidmckendry7684
      @davidmckendry7684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Upside down and backwards. The evangelical world still can't get enough!

    • @ryanelliott6706
      @ryanelliott6706 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidmckendry7684 so many of my fellow atheists are overjoyed at this decision. Abortion is objectively the ending of a human life. No religion needed.

  • @fdoe9184
    @fdoe9184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    That turkey, chicken, squab, goose, Cornish hen joke was really fowl, (couldn't resist)

    • @worldcitizeng6507
      @worldcitizeng6507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No wonder Oz was advertising, featuring on the flight safety instructions on Turkish airline in September 2021. I never connect the link till now.

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He should've also given Oz the *bird* while he was at it 😆

    • @fdoe9184
      @fdoe9184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Echo81Rumple83 ( rimshot )

    • @jwilk5606
      @jwilk5606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is that the KFC cognitive test? Lol

    • @fdoe9184
      @fdoe9184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jwilk5606 I'd reply, but I'm too chicken. (Rimshot)

  • @samory280
    @samory280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lord, millions cast them ballots for this guy. May I wake up to realise it never happened

  • @jwilk5606
    @jwilk5606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    I stand correct, Trump did more for Christians. He made all of us pray to God for a better president.

    • @moojuice369
      @moojuice369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      How true ! 😉😉👍👍

    • @terryrodriguez6209
      @terryrodriguez6209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Amen to that.

    • @sbrave
      @sbrave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I feel sorry for you

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Less praying, more activism. The thought counts, but actions will get the country back on the path to progression.

    • @ninianstorm6494
      @ninianstorm6494 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moojuice369 list of treason by all whom claim russia hack 2016:
      hillary and albright killed democracy proof list=
      obama and Smith-Mundt Act in 2012/2013 which legalized propaganda by US government to be used ON the US people
      jan 6 is false flag to frame trump for break glass similar to ukraine coup 2014 to oust current president by cia shoot at both guards/protesters or hide among protesters to shoot at guards
      th-cam.com/video/V9rnoe18q3s/w-d-xo.html
      1. wesley clark reveal 2000 to 2012 all rig for kill iraq to syria
      th-cam.com/video/_mrJRHwbVG8/w-d-xo.html
      2.dnc kill 50 in vegas/portland, thugs attack with stand down cops san jose/charlotte, burn loot several months, sabotage afgan withdraw using russia bounty smear to give taliban equip
      th-cam.com/video/UxoL8tHSa7g/w-d-xo.html
      there is selective outrage from cia/media similar to ukraine 8 years bombing cuban missile crisis 2.0
      th-cam.com/video/_pGkFMho6Co/w-d-xo.html
      th-cam.com/video/q566pifdnU4/w-d-xo.html
      th-cam.com/video/qYmCtYLE9k0/w-d-xo.html
      usa lied about sending troops to fight isis enter syria, then it change to assad must go, they had turkey kill kurds so pelosi can stay in syria
      everyone remember nbc threaten follow jury with later to use thought police thugs? they gave protest t- shirts to san quan mayor puerto rico to lie about never receive hurricane maria aid
      destroy cali prop187 and create daca=south america stay cheaper than normal for outsource by throw away portion of their population for usa to take care of.
      we need to arrest all that hate withdraw from syria because they rig 2000 to 2012 kill iraq-syria but shameless blame russia!
      only then can we give all medicare, lower living cost inflation, wage regain value

  • @jacobandmore3915
    @jacobandmore3915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1061

    As a Christian, I don’t see how he helped my religion which is weird because so many of my fellow Christians figuratively worship him.

    • @dps8629
      @dps8629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Yeah... The word Christian is synonymous with hypocrite at this point. A good many are well intending people, but there are many that only refer to scripture when it plays in their favor. If thou shalt not kill then the 2nd amendment should be less prolific.

    • @christopherm6725
      @christopherm6725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Yep he definitely did incredible damage to the Christian witness. And I think many of them literally worship him. It’s so sad.

    • @bonniea.1941
      @bonniea.1941 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      False God

    • @Batlafication
      @Batlafication 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well he did appoint judges that wants to overturn Roe V Wade, you religious types love taking away women's rights, right?

    • @davebeach2343
      @davebeach2343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      It seems that some evangelical pastors have literally included the orange monster in religious doctrine.

  • @therealking6202
    @therealking6202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Just when you think he can't get any dumber....he totally goes and redeems himself!

    • @carriemartin1301
      @carriemartin1301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Got a little nippy going through the pass huh harr?
      Still wanna go to aspen?!
      Lol XD

    • @caru3257
      @caru3257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you try to go low, you have to go underground.

    • @Phukugoooglification
      @Phukugoooglification 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And his base cultists double down. Hope they give him all their money.

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Trump always on about how well he scored on his mensa-dementia test.

    • @marialindell9874
      @marialindell9874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      199 likes

  • @granadosvm
    @granadosvm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of the first things I noticed when I moved to the USA, is all foreign holidays the US has adopted are beer related. Saint Patrick, Cinco de Mayo, October Fest. 🍺🍻
    Cheers!

  • @georger.247
    @georger.247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    he got me with "the BMI of Buddha" 😂

  • @Tuturial464
    @Tuturial464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +874

    Stephen is the night show host we don’t deserve but really need

    • @realzubidoo
      @realzubidoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      filling the void left behind by Jon Stewart

    • @charlesmartin1121
      @charlesmartin1121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thats right Inspector.

    • @kennethc2466
      @kennethc2466 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Calm down, your brown, stinky nose is showing. He's an overpaid talking head, who reads from a script.

    • @OrderOfOmphalos
      @OrderOfOmphalos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Like batman, but a late night show host...

    • @lynnebarrett9912
      @lynnebarrett9912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ZELENSKYY is an example of WHAT power humor has.🙏❤️

  • @starlessmystery6429
    @starlessmystery6429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Thank you Stephen for performing even when you are still not feeling 💯. 🙂

    • @jeannebaldwin2786
      @jeannebaldwin2786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stephen Colbert ... so sorry you and Evvie had covid after all your isolation ! I didn't know till you came back to your show 🤔. Hope Evie is all better, too !!!!

  • @deborahfreedman333
    @deborahfreedman333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When he says that "no one has done more for Christianity than me", remember he also said he was "the least racist person you'll ever meet", shortly after implying most Mexicans are rapists.

  • @jdsharp1366
    @jdsharp1366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    He said he'd rather be a dictator than stupid, well that dictator thing didn't work out for him, so that must mean he's...

    • @nancybeveridgetaylor3256
      @nancybeveridgetaylor3256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @RebeccaOre
      @RebeccaOre 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      To die of old age as a dictator, you’ve got to be too smart to make overt alliances with stupid dictators who invade other people’s countries. See Franco and Salazar.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, like he can't be both. 😑

    • @jdsharp1366
      @jdsharp1366 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CloudsGirl7 He can be stupid and is very much that, but he better take his "billions" and buy an island to rule over his adoring subjects because he nor any other nazi isn't going to run this country.

  • @conniejoh2o
    @conniejoh2o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Steven Colbert for President 2024…if a comedian is good enough for Ukrainians we could do great with Steven…in his cute suits!!! Won’t Evie make a wonderful First Lady!!!

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As long as he doesn't hide money in offshore accounts...

    • @werth79
      @werth79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Steven was an excellent president in monsters vs aliens.

    • @conniejoh2o
      @conniejoh2o 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That settles it Steven!!! I mean Mr. President!!!

    • @victorborowski3841
      @victorborowski3841 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@conniejoh2o are you for real.! Trump is still my favorite president

    • @fanboyhex1555
      @fanboyhex1555 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I used to think that and post (Colbet 2020) on his channel almost every monologue through Trumps administration... then during Bidens administration, I've noticed that Colbert is nothing more than a propagandist and now I take back everything I thought about him and unsubscribed... if he runs for president, we are screwed and the sheeple will follow no matter what. God help US.

  • @Richbydesignpullupj26
    @Richbydesignpullupj26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2:54 he said the same shit when he did that move in Israel and when he looked at the sun straight up and held that bible upside down and now in the interview 😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

  • @andrewgutmann9432
    @andrewgutmann9432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:07 nice touch having him lie while showing his phone

  • @earlofdoncaster5018
    @earlofdoncaster5018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Stephen really comes alive when he's talking about Tangerine Peen.

    • @joeybleu66
      @joeybleu66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the very creative audience comes up with all that. i personally like TFFG. we agree tho TFFG shall remain nameless wherever possible.

    • @techfoolcasey4348
      @techfoolcasey4348 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vivid visuals! Icky, but vivid.

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "That don't call you stupid." Right they don't call you stupid. They call him stupid.

  • @bigtime2203
    @bigtime2203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "What a moron!"
    Love it!

  • @thomascattington1660
    @thomascattington1660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Used to know a four year old that talked just like the Dumpster Fire. He also was the smartest, fastest, richest, humblest, etc. (Then we both turned 5 and grew out of that 😁)

  • @brokenlightning
    @brokenlightning 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Missed a perfect opportunity to say "2balls 1strike"

  • @renegade44040
    @renegade44040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I'm glad you got through being sick with COVID
    SC

  • @dreamtaker2216
    @dreamtaker2216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Trump keeps saying he'd rather be called a dictator than stupid as if the two are somehow mutually exclusive.

    • @philipb2134
      @philipb2134 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He wasn't a dictator - he was just a dick.

    • @MrPopularMinority
      @MrPopularMinority 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hmm this is from a movie somewhere.

    • @catmomjewett
      @catmomjewett 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂 but 😬

    • @alexandermackie7621
      @alexandermackie7621 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-si4nk3lr5k putin seemed to think that threatening nukes would stop the west.

    • @johnmalcolm4822
      @johnmalcolm4822 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrPopularMinority The Rise and Rise of Michael Rimmer

  • @sinchula1
    @sinchula1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That man with a loudest laugh is very contagious 😄 🤣 😆

  • @bteeling5410
    @bteeling5410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Just like Republicans pound down their message with vigor, all late night shows should call him STUPID AT ALL TIMES, EVERY TIME.

    • @DurielFFXI
      @DurielFFXI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      it's reminded at least once a day by them, you also have to remember is that Trump lovers don't watch this or other late night shows that insult their cheeto-in-chief.

    • @russellm2555
      @russellm2555 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You believed that some vague comments about a new medical technology called Healight somehow actually meant 'inject bleach'😂
      That is the level of your ignorance and gullibility folks

    • @ninianstorm6494
      @ninianstorm6494 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DurielFFXI list of treason by all whom claim russia hack 2016:
      hillary and albright killed democracy proof list=
      obama and Smith-Mundt Act in 2012/2013 which legalized propaganda by US government to be used ON the US people
      jan 6 is false flag to frame trump for break glass similar to ukraine coup 2014 to oust current president by cia shoot at both guards/protesters or hide among protesters to shoot at guards
      th-cam.com/video/V9rnoe18q3s/w-d-xo.html
      1. wesley clark reveal 2000 to 2012 all rig for kill iraq to syria
      th-cam.com/video/_mrJRHwbVG8/w-d-xo.html
      2.dnc kill 50 in vegas/portland, thugs attack with stand down cops san jose/charlotte, burn loot several months, sabotage afgan withdraw using russia bounty smear to give taliban equip
      th-cam.com/video/UxoL8tHSa7g/w-d-xo.html
      there is selective outrage from cia/media similar to ukraine 8 years bombing cuban missile crisis 2.0
      th-cam.com/video/_pGkFMho6Co/w-d-xo.html
      th-cam.com/video/q566pifdnU4/w-d-xo.html
      th-cam.com/video/qYmCtYLE9k0/w-d-xo.html
      usa lied about sending troops to fight isis enter syria, then it change to assad must go, they had turkey kill kurds so pelosi can stay in syria
      everyone remember nbc threaten follow jury with later to use thought police thugs? they gave protest t- shirts to san quan mayor puerto rico to lie about never receive hurricane maria aid
      destroy cali prop187 and create daca=south america stay cheaper than normal for outsource by throw away portion of their population for usa to take care of.
      we need to arrest all that hate withdraw from syria because they rig 2000 to 2012 kill iraq-syria but shameless blame russia!
      only then can we give all medicare, lower living cost inflation, wage regain value

    • @AndiDuck
      @AndiDuck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @George Washington
      OMG
      Ferret Face Dinesh D'Souza, ??
      Are you drunk ??? HAHAHAAA

    • @catherinemushaw1956
      @catherinemushaw1956 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @George Washington again with the broken record ? ✋️ watching Fox "Fake" News ... Free Yourself from the "Alternative Facts" Channel ... You will feel so much better ...

  • @popecorkyxxiv2363
    @popecorkyxxiv2363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    What has always irked me about Drumph is not that he's a liar; it's that he is such a bad liar. All politicians bend the truth to fit their needs, that's part of the game, but Don will tell the same ridiculous lie in the same way about different things over and over. Completely transparent BS to anyone with two braincells to rub together yet he acts as if he's such a clever boy. "Nobody has done more for X" is a perfect example of this.

    • @meh8982
      @meh8982 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He does it because his base eats it up. Clear demonstration of how many brain cells *they* have.

  • @michaelfrench3396
    @michaelfrench3396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I chose Cinco de Mayo as my first day of sobriety because I figured it would be easy to remember. That was 10 years ago! I'm now one of those assholes in front of a meeting telling everybody how great my life is. I used to hate people like me when I was drinking. Anything is possible with some support and hard work!

    • @michaelfrench3396
      @michaelfrench3396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And if you're an alcoholic that's been struggling trying to quit, ask your doctor, the doctor at the detox, or I can tell you from experience. You can even go into Express Care and explain to them what's going on and they'll write you a prescription. What you want to get a prescription for is called naltrexone. It's about a hundred bucks a month for a prescription. I had to take it for two and a half weeks everyday. They gave me my first one before I left detox the last time I was there and 15 minutes later it was as though someone had flipped a switch in my head and I had never taken a drink nor did I have any desire to drink at all. I remember being in the drugstore right after getting out of detox standing in front of a beer cooler. Wondering what the draw was when there was delicious chocolate milk right next to it.

  • @physicsguybrian
    @physicsguybrian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How t**** is able to flat out lie with a straight face like that is just disgusting and very concerning. Something ought to be done about it - at least ban him from being public facing ever again. "Hey will prison work?" Yeah that would do it!!! Can we PLEASE make it democratic and VOTE FOR THAT?

  • @nancythomas6447
    @nancythomas6447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    you the best, Mr Colbert 😍 ending the week with laughter 😂

  • @davidwolf2562
    @davidwolf2562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks you so much for exposing the idiocy ... and evil ...

  • @anne8511
    @anne8511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Stephen Colbert is the best. Smart, funny, handsome…..

    • @mikehersh6192
      @mikehersh6192 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rick Scott is always a crook and a fraud. Good thing we won't get used to it just like Deadsantis. Selfish destruct😎💃👧👧

    • @barbarahecht4617
      @barbarahecht4617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Married...

  • @donaldedwards5980
    @donaldedwards5980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    it strikes me, that almost everything he does and says is a type of loyalty test, even to the death. He opposes obvious facts and evidence, holding himself as infallible. The sad reality he has discovered is that "some" will both believe and act for him. There is nothing sacred except himself. He lives a life centered around personal vengeance where he joyfully vandalizes whatever he may dislike...

  • @DebraFlower
    @DebraFlower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Your writers are absolutely genius. You are the best on late night.

  • @michaelmcgowen1504
    @michaelmcgowen1504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Mar a Lardo's posture in the chair with a secure interviewer shows no confidence or ease. Totally on edge .

    • @davidweyant9356
      @davidweyant9356 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Due to his diaper so nothing leaks out.

    • @jeffbaer5851
      @jeffbaer5851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You'd be on edge, too, if your diaper was full and your corset was laced so tight you could barely breathe.

    • @RobertEskuri
      @RobertEskuri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Someone commented years ago "He sits on every chair like he's on the toilet." and he still does.

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jeffbaer5851 damn. I wanted to make the diaper comment.

    • @thatswhatisaid8908
      @thatswhatisaid8908 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ThatOpalGuy so did i!

  • @scottmartinson2524
    @scottmartinson2524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Thank you for making millions of us laugh at the absurdity of the the ex president SCROTUS. And the ball joke, I'd say ball gag but that might be taken wrong. Keep up the great work .

    • @owenmersk4626
      @owenmersk4626 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      trump isn't absurd, he is exactly like a lot of the rich cisgender white men that have been in power in this country since the beginning. Do some right wing liberals think it's funny?

    • @domnulgadea
      @domnulgadea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The whole Europe has laughed an will continue to do so with any dialogue coming out of that man's mouth.

    • @susanbengston3208
      @susanbengston3208 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😅

    • @hummingbird3771
      @hummingbird3771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bwahaha!! Thanks for the ball gag crack!

    • @victordecastro7221
      @victordecastro7221 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Could be best salesman for testicle tanning, _sorry to put that picture over the net - here it comes ~ OMG ❗

  • @ZeroZiltch
    @ZeroZiltch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hmm, I wonder if every 'evil' can be traced back to the origin of "I want people to follow my ideals in life", aka 'forcing your view onto others', and the degree of 'evil' can be seen as 'how much you force your ideals onto others', with actual physical force being the top section.

  • @howardtibbsthethird
    @howardtibbsthethird 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    …what you can’t lose sight of that there had to be 25 amendments to our a solid constitution. This means two things: one, the first one wasn’t good enough, and two; the amendments are the things that the first one missed. Honor and cherish it.

  • @kimberlyvasconez1907
    @kimberlyvasconez1907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Trump broke all 10 commandments and Jesus’ requirement to love one another.

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    I've never heard a rational person say Trump wasn't stupid.

    • @JBond-zf4dj
      @JBond-zf4dj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You'd be right. Go into the fox comments. They all think Trump is a genius. 😂😂

    • @henrytuttle
      @henrytuttle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep. That's the litmus test. I know people who voted for him but held their noses to do it (as some did with Biden and Hillary). But if a person thinks he's actually smart, they're brainwashed idiots.

    • @j.dragon651
      @j.dragon651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@user-si4nk3lr5k R, the screen name says it all.

    • @henrytuttle
      @henrytuttle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-si4nk3lr5k He doesn't have the big fat crayons that you nutjob right wingnuts are forced to play with.

    • @alexandermackie7621
      @alexandermackie7621 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-si4nk3lr5k Those are pretty specific examples of trump being an absolute idiot and not knowing things.

  • @cheryldipretoro7282
    @cheryldipretoro7282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yes he has done more. He unleashed so much hate and bigotry. He never did say he did anything positive.

  • @flodareltih9825
    @flodareltih9825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    McCarthy: IQ45 must resign
    McCoward: I never asked IQ45 to resign

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    C'mon. Credit where credit is due. There has never been a more effective illustration of Bible verse than Donnie. I mean.... The Golden Calf bit alone!

    • @j-genx2395
      @j-genx2395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @raybin6873
      @raybin6873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LoL!

    • @user-dg9pu4pe9d
      @user-dg9pu4pe9d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They even have that weird golden statue.

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Revelations 13:4 - "And they worshiped the dragon which gave power unto the Beast. And they worshiped the Beast, saying, 'Who is like the Beast? And who is able to make war upon it?"
      Religious or not, which of you has the courage to rise to the occasion in defiance of pure evil?

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Beware of false prophets ?

  • @loraoflahrity130
    @loraoflahrity130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "the BMI of Buddha" is why I love Late Night with Stephen Colbert!!!

    • @victorborowski3841
      @victorborowski3841 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi.! I just want to wish you a happy weekend. I pray your weekend be full of fun and happiness. Hope all is well with you over there?

  • @barbarastrayhorn4667
    @barbarastrayhorn4667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Actually I've been saying, God help us all, for the last few years.

  • @djwunwun2899
    @djwunwun2899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    such a missed opportunity. "2 balls 1 strike" woulda been so pure...

  • @kingarthur181
    @kingarthur181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That's what's makes me furious half our damn country is ready to burn this place down for that guy woman man camera tv

  • @vectorfox4782
    @vectorfox4782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Religion and High IQ have never been in the same room together.

  • @jeschinstad
    @jeschinstad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I can imagine what happened. Trump told a doctor he wanted to get a mild cognitive impairment test and the doctor came back and emphatically said «you're definitely not suffering from _mild_ cognitive impairment».

  • @thinkforyourself828
    @thinkforyourself828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Narcissists really don't care what type of attention they're getting, as long as they're getting a supply. Keep calling him stupid and, or whatever, y'all are giving him exactly what he wants. Attention. Robbing him of that would be a better course of action.

    • @chrisbuttonshaw2088
      @chrisbuttonshaw2088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      except he just get louder then.

    • @communitygardener17
      @communitygardener17 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is a complicated question, no? If lies are left unchallenged, do they then get accepted as truth?

    • @thinkforyourself828
      @thinkforyourself828 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@communitygardener17 then it becomes an endless cycle of exposing someone who doesn't intend to live in truth to begin with. Is that how you want to spend your time and energy?

    • @garethedwards1926
      @garethedwards1926 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thinkforyourself828 “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.” - not Edmund Burke.

    • @thinkforyourself828
      @thinkforyourself828 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@garethedwards1926 putting energy towards the alternative or solution, I agree. Pushing back towards someone who'll just keep pushing..nah.

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    'There he blows.' Apt in so many ways.

  • @michaelholopainen2822
    @michaelholopainen2822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You gotta love the pause in Trumps speech when he tries to remember the name of the religion.
    "Nobody has done more for the ... oh, s**h what was it called?"

  • @godisgood1024
    @godisgood1024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Burger on a string?!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jwilk5606
      @jwilk5606 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which burger to lure him out? I say Burger King for the double whopper

  • @Cheese-is-its-own-food-group
    @Cheese-is-its-own-food-group 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I call him stupid at least ten times a day. 🙄

    • @russellm2555
      @russellm2555 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao Trump owns you

    • @anastasiahenley9394
      @anastasiahenley9394 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I call him donny dumb ass at 10 times a day🤔

    • @bigcity2085
      @bigcity2085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      For four years we all woke up in the morning and the first thing on our minds was, "what did stupid do now." I guess that's why we all became "woke", knowing that road "needed" to be less traveled, and basically "closed" forever.

    • @SelinaCat
      @SelinaCat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You need to give him less energy in your life then 😳

    • @markironside430
      @markironside430 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least that's less often than he is stupid every day. Hang on no that's just once he's stupid All day every day

  • @tellmewhyfirst
    @tellmewhyfirst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    “They now call you a dictator and other things, but they don’t call you stupid.”
    - President of the United States

    • @greenhat8978
      @greenhat8978 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I still call him stupid, everything else too...

    • @Mat145
      @Mat145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That's not even the stupidest thing he said in that interview.

    • @tellmewhyfirst
      @tellmewhyfirst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Mat145 No but it really gives you pause

    • @joanfrellburg4901
      @joanfrellburg4901 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      At what point did it switch from stupid to stupid clown ?

    • @kiniburk
      @kiniburk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Former" twice impeached President of the United States.

  • @jamespuffer2889
    @jamespuffer2889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine what a sociopathic, malignant narcissist you have to be to sincerely believe that you have done more for all the world’s religions than anyone else.
    Especially after you tear gassed peaceful protestors for a photo op where you held a Bible upside down, and when asked to name even a single book or verse from the Bible that you liked, you replied “I just like them all so much”, and didn’t name a single one.

    • @ryanelliott6706
      @ryanelliott6706 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Sincerely believe”.
      Exactly the point. He doesn’t believe that. It was one of the best trolls of all time.

  • @gayahithwen
    @gayahithwen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So many Americans call themselves Christians, yet seem to have entirely forgotten Matthew 6:24
    "No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one and love the other, or you will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money." (New International Version)
    The GOP has definitely insinuated itself into conservatives' minds as a secondary master, but because God is so distant and the GOP is right here, screaming... a lot of them don't think to compare whether the GOP politics even remotely align with the Good Book.
    To anyone who feels unfairly targeted by that statement: Consider if you are truly living a life of love for your neighbor. Consider if your faith actually feels like a source of strength or an obligation. Because a loving God does not make you feel bad about doing as He commands. If you feel angry or scared all the time... you might've been misled by a false prophet. And if that's the case... maybe this is a good time to actually take a step back from all those loud voices, and sit with God and yourself and truly ask Him how you can best serve Him, how you can be a good steward for this world He created and the people He put in it (Luke 12:42-48 is a good place to start). Because you do know that even unbelievers are His beloved children, right? Even those who don't believe are precious in His eyes, and He does not wish for His children to constantly hurt one another.

    • @mk1st
      @mk1st 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Misled by a false prophet”
      Amen👍