And Yoshi can sit down (so punches go over him), can use his blade as a """shield""" (where the enemy takes damage if they strike it), can helo-fly, can teleport and can heal Its totally unfair. Just being completely ahnest, right? Alright.
DSP: "It's just an act, you know, I play fighting games and ham it up and get all salty, everyone enjoys it!" Also DSP: "How dare you laugh. You say that guy was good? Get banned, idiot!!"
Thats part of the bit, they're meant to be entertained by that and pay up dood! Its his schtick! They're in on the joke they're totally coming back after that
He tells whatever lie best suits him in the moment. He has also tried to retcon his behavior in the past as him trying to appeal to teens lol, which just sounds fucking creepy really.
If it's so easy to win by mashing buttons, you have to wonder why Phil doesn't do that. Just like how he never tries characters that regularly beat him. I'm sure there's no reason for it whatsoever and it's just a coincidence Phil never considers doing either of those things :)
Imagine a soccer team getting crushed 6-0 and then the manager gets interviewed and he goes "Yeah, well, I've never seen those tactics they used before, it's total BS, I had no idea how to stop them so it doesn't really count, they didn't earn a single goal."
Fighting games: You have health, opponent has health, you have a time limit. What happens between the time ending or the first to lose their health is entirely up to the players. Use one button? the same combo? try to be "tourney level"? whatever. If the game judges you the winner or loser that's it. No amount of complaining will change that. Phil of all people should know but he is and has never been a proper tourney player. He got lucky in one particular game and got some wins then dropped completely off the radar, Justin Wong? constantly competing, constantly getting places in tournies and has a lot of respect from players whether he wins or not.
Remember when Cartman was doing the Edward James Olmos character from Stand and Deliver saying "how do I reach these kids?" Every time Philbert says "you didn't beat me" I wish I could point to a scoreboard and say "it says you lost".
He is thinking 2024 netcode is like 2008 netcode. He does not believe in roll back netcode. Its fake. He goes on these rants during his sf6 losing streaks
"Literally all button spam" DSP is getting perfect'd by people rolling their face across their controller. Says a lot about his own personal skill level.
Phil simply cannot recognize when someone is executing well or when they actually are getting sloppy wins because both types of opponents are equally capable of perfecting him.
Thats the thing. Sure, it's frustrating when someone keeps using the same move. But honestly. If it keeps working then clearly you need to change something up.
Totally, getting more and more deranged as time goes lmao next thing you know DSPolitheeks is out and about giving you "advice" with a sprinkle of politic glute time
DSP: "I only get to play this game for 2 hours a week..." Damn, if only the boss of TH-cam gave DSP a break and stopped limiting his playtime of this game. Alas, he has no control over any of this, it is what it is.
Phil gets completely outplayed, outskilled, outmatched then proceeds to say he didnt yet give details confirming how he was completely outmatched, outskilled, and outplayed. Does he not realize how he contradicts himself completely?
10:02 "I wish I could go to Hawaii and kick my detractors asses." That's him throwing a punch right there, anyone think they can take this rubber armed menace?
"I have nothing fast enough to stop them" - The b1 is 13f, IIRC. A jab is 10f. Granted, the hitbox on B1 is GENEROUS as hell, still though, you can duck that and its followup.
@@Fisio911 Fastest move in the game is 2f parry (note: yoshi has 1+2 which is his only "parry" but it doesn't guarantee damage), flash is the fastest hit in the game.
That is a 42 year old man banning people for complimenting his opponent and disagreeing with him. It's unfathomable how someone hasn't found him and knocked his teeth out of his face.
Phil loves to talk about trolls and controversy but only after he's had a chance to think about how he can manipulate what's happening to make him appear sympathetic. He hates it when a viewer brings up something that he has to react on the spot to because he can't control the narrative properly. It's always "ignore the trolls, until I have a chance to talk about it in my podcast segment."
It's America because there are too many noobs. If you compare other region players to American players you can see the huge difference of tekken level. I think Asian red rank players can easily beat purple rank players in America.
The astounding hypocrisy of DSP: >"Dont talk about drama in the chat" >20 min Prestream podcast about Boogie/EDP/Mike Clum drama >"Dont talk about viewbotting in the chat, it gives the trolls attention" >Immediately brings it up and keeps talking about it >"Dont talk about perverted stuff, sexualizing women in the chat" >Uploaded/Reacted to his Heavy Rain video a couple days ago where he talks about violently r'ing & k'ing a female character This guy.... I'm just....i cant...
Phil has some kind of inbred ability to actively refuse to learn anything. He has to literally be guided to a solution by his chat, and even then he'll fuck it up 9 times out of 10 and blame his opponent for his own failings. "They just spammed the same move over and over and it hit me every time!" Like... yeah bro, why would they stop if it's working?
But it's so much easier to delude yourself and shout that you didn't do anything wrong and played perfectly but the game bugged out and made him lose instead of being humble and accepting that he got destroyed
Dsp doesn't understand that there is no "turns" in tekken like there are in SF. Probably doesn't even know that there is air control when you are being juggled.
Could you elaborate on turns? Is that an actual technical name for something? I thought he was just being salty about his opponent not giving him an opening.
@@PointsofData All fighting games run on frames which are 1/60 of a second. So if I hit someone and I'm +2 and we both do a 10 frame jab I will hit them first. However, if I do a 13 frame move and they do a 10 frame jab, they will hit me first by one frame. If my opponent blocks an attack that is -15 they are guaranteed to hit me with a jab before I can block (punishable). That's the gist of it. DSP wants to do launchers which are generally slower than jabs all day so he gives up his "turn" all the time. His solution is to complain.
@@PointsofData Turns are related to when a player makes a move or a combo that puts their opponent in blockstun. If the move is negative on recovery frames, the opponent can make his turn and start his offensive. Street Fighter gameplay style is that, making it pretty strategic especially on Master/Legend ranks. What we mean by this is Phil doesn't make any effort to retaliate since Tekken 8 prioritizes aggressiveness and space awareness and he thinks an earned victory is by doing the same five or six moves over and over 'til he gets the launcher.
Its actually so sad to know that Phil has gotten to purple ranks with the lack of skill he has. I feel like I could wipe the floor against a player like him yet im grinding through the purple ranks fighting against decent players
He makes me want to buy Tekken and see if I could grind my way up to his rank and beat him. 😂 I have played very few fighting games and pretty much none of them against other serious players so it'd be an interesting experiment. I think he got lucky with gaining rank since he's played since launch, when people were still figuring out the game tbh.
@PointsofData if he's making you wanna buy Tekken then atleast he's doing something positive with his stream! Give it a go, I'm no fighting game expert but the game feels very rewarding to play
Yeah DSP has been fighting against players that arent very good. Only a few players in purple ranks would actually challenge him. Meanwhile I've seen Kazuyas wavedashing while doing electrics when I was back in Yellow ranks.
Lol his purple rank didn't last long at all. Now he quit Tekken 8 altogether! 😂 That's so funny the outcome, DSP was purple rank for barely 24 hours before getting ranked down twice in a single day.
"There's that crumple punch that every Steve does.." Bruh, maybe stop doing an attack that's like a billion frames on round start and you might not get crumpled by a jab over and over lol It's also crazy how he is still oblivious when it comes to Tekken's grab break system.
"I'm supposed to magically know what he's doing to defend against it" Yes Phil it's this magical concept called "labbing" that a top 4 EVO champion like yourself should know all about.
He's even in training mode between his matches, he's so close to putting it together that he can learn how to counter whoever he's having trouble with. But, it took him this long to even go into training mode, it's gonna take even longer for him to actually use it for anything besides doing combos.
How has Phil played this game so long and is still blindsided by moves he's never seen before? This just makes me excited for the DLC...I'm so looking forward to the Eddie Gordo salt (if he's crying about button mashing now, oh boy :P).
10:17 So what Dave is basically saying is every game should be like Smash Bros where even though there’s 80 characters in the game, half of them just carry you while the other half you actually need to master to get good with. *And then this guy claims he’s a “pro fighting game” champ*
What is with this dude bringing up single digit age kids when the topic of sex comes up? "Stop talking about women sexually in chat. Act older than 7 years old!" Bruh. That's sus AF. News flash Pigroach, 7 year olds don't know what sex is. Unless they've abused and even then, they don't understand it. Stop saying this PDF stuff. I don't know why someone has put together a montage of these comments yet. There's SO many.
he gets stressed and flustered so easily and loses the footsies game, refuses to learn in the moment and gets steamrolled. he clearly practices the combos, he just needs to mental game. footsies isn’t spamming, he’s trying to keep you from pig mashing and you never learn dave
Man all this stuff lately leaving such a sour taste in my mouth. Nothing ever gets done about these guys. I just going to walk my dog, p,any my games and read my books.
The secondhand embarrassment of hearing a 42 year old man use the term "crumple punch" while playing games online is just too much for my body to handle. Almost as bad as meaty. Cringe.
I never watch his tekken streams, just the rant clips and still that noise of his throw move is burned into my memory. Dude spams throws like it will bring him tips
I'm 51(old git out to pasture). When Tekken first came out, a load of us were confused until we learnt that Tekken was not SF2 and that it was ALL ABOUT THE COMBOS, and that you had to learn the timings else you were screwed. Phail has been a "pro fgc gamer for 16 years" and still doesn't understand how Tekken works 🤣
Remember if you ever feel like a loser, Phil exists 😂
Hey man, you're right
Whenever I feel low, I thank God that I don't have Phil Burnell's life. He is the very definition of a loser.
Got to learn from our losses. It's never over until we give up.
Phil gives up before he even starts.
@Blackcherrysyrup nothing he could do dood!
The only depressing thing about it is when he sometimes gets tips, who gives this waste of space their own hard earned money?
Steve the boxer won’t stop punching. Steve. The boxer. Won’t stop. Punching. 🤔
Next he's gonna complain that King, the wrestler, won't stop doing wrestling moves on him.
The character that literally has dodges instead of kicks?
The fact that he’s playing Yoshi and he never uses Flash is really telling too
"She didn't outplay me, I just didn't know how to block it!"
Sounds like she outplayed you, mate.
He also says this when he’s on his defeat screen. So she definitely outplayed and defeated him.
That sweet 60 blames per second gameplay
Creative comment ngl.
*Fighting a boxer character
*complains about all attacks being punches
🤷
And Yoshi can sit down (so punches go over him), can use his blade as a """shield""" (where the enemy takes damage if they strike it), can helo-fly, can teleport and can heal
Its totally unfair. Just being completely ahnest, right? Alright.
He does know he can duck right?
@@walmartian422 Can he? I mean, he can't seem to block low.
also has overhead sword swipe
Same for Hwoarang
*Fighting a taekwondo character
*Complains about all attacks being kicks
DSP: "It's just an act, you know, I play fighting games and ham it up and get all salty, everyone enjoys it!"
Also DSP: "How dare you laugh. You say that guy was good? Get banned, idiot!!"
That's some Banana"BSJ"SlamJamma type of shit.
"Oh you think that Invoker's hair is cool? Get banned"
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Thats part of the bit, they're meant to be entertained by that and pay up dood! Its his schtick! They're in on the joke they're totally coming back after that
LTG fans are dumb enough to actually believe this
He tells whatever lie best suits him in the moment. He has also tried to retcon his behavior in the past as him trying to appeal to teens lol, which just sounds fucking creepy really.
>blocks high
>gets hit low
“Why are none of my blocks coming out?!”
Lmfao this guy is unreal
It's not his fault there's nothing he can do!
He did everything right dood
It’s button spam…they’re literally mashing buttons
@@prot3g31 I love that excuse because I think Phil forgets how video games work
@@Deadman1000Tekken especially Lmfao
"I don't know how to react to that, I've never seen that move!"
Moments later: "You didn't beat me! You just mashed buttons!"
If it's so easy to win by mashing buttons, you have to wonder why Phil doesn't do that. Just like how he never tries characters that regularly beat him.
I'm sure there's no reason for it whatsoever and it's just a coincidence Phil never considers doing either of those things :)
>doesn't care about drama
>causes drama
Lol
Eat it!
@@davisgrendel9448give me the spoon!
Drama is Phil's middle name.
He only cares about his own drama dood
Boomer Burnell cries like a child over a video game.
DSPGaming in a nutshell
He’s not really crying he’s just bitching if you want to see someone cry go watch 6arakin much more entertaining
Are you kidding me? Wake up scrubby super, oh my gawwwwwwd.
Boomers are way tougher than phil, hes a millennial.
Imagine a soccer team getting crushed 6-0 and then the manager gets interviewed and he goes "Yeah, well, I've never seen those tactics they used before, it's total BS, I had no idea how to stop them so it doesn't really count, they didn't earn a single goal."
Exactly, I hate DSP's idiotic cope ( 4:02 ) I had to pause and facepalm.
Fighting games: You have health, opponent has health, you have a time limit. What happens between the time ending or the first to lose their health is entirely up to the players. Use one button? the same combo? try to be "tourney level"? whatever. If the game judges you the winner or loser that's it. No amount of complaining will change that.
Phil of all people should know but he is and has never been a proper tourney player. He got lucky in one particular game and got some wins then dropped completely off the radar, Justin Wong? constantly competing, constantly getting places in tournies and has a lot of respect from players whether he wins or not.
"I only get to play this game twice a week for two hours." Bro you make your own fucking schedule.
"You didn't beat me" "I don't know how to stop it so it's bullshit" - 8 y/o excuses over and over again
Remember when Cartman was doing the Edward James Olmos character from Stand and Deliver saying "how do I reach these kids?" Every time Philbert says "you didn't beat me" I wish I could point to a scoreboard and say "it says you lost".
“Online Lily is ridiculous” You have never fought a Lili offline so what are you comparing it to? 😂
He is so used to using the "online only" excuse that he can't stop.
Lolol thats a good one
He is thinking 2024 netcode is like 2008 netcode. He does not believe in roll back netcode. Its fake. He goes on these rants during his sf6 losing streaks
Offline Lilly: the training dummy
"Literally all button spam"
DSP is getting perfect'd by people rolling their face across their controller.
Says a lot about his own personal skill level.
That’s my fav excuse why he loses “ Button mashes , Button mashing !!”
I put my controller down and my cat started slapping and pawing it and she still beat phil
Phil simply cannot recognize when someone is executing well or when they actually are getting sloppy wins because both types of opponents are equally capable of perfecting him.
"Buh-en" spam.
Thats the thing. Sure, it's frustrating when someone keeps using the same move. But honestly. If it keeps working then clearly you need to change something up.
The next step in the Daleification of DSP: "Oh you thought he was good? You're banned."
Unironically, too. He had an "Inspirational Nash" moment.
@@miraclechao Waiting for the moment he says GTAB. The internet will implode
He also was screaming "I WAS ROBBED" lmao
Totally, getting more and more deranged as time goes lmao next thing you know DSPolitheeks is out and about giving you "advice" with a sprinkle of politic glute time
Do not forget about neanderthal version DSP making random noises
DSP: "I only get to play this game for 2 hours a week..."
Damn, if only the boss of TH-cam gave DSP a break and stopped limiting his playtime of this game. Alas, he has no control over any of this, it is what it is.
If only Tekken turned on the server's for him in his offtime. Such a shame.
His opponents are the same trash as him.
watching a fully grown adult ban someone for complimenting the opponent is some good gravy
Thats how i got banned in LTG’s chat… lol… I can’t stick out the 24 hours of being subbed to DSP to get a similar result though.
@@alexmartin3143 ‘get that a$$ banned spook’
LTG and DSP share this similarity.
@@alexmartin3143 sub to him and go to the next stream, whats so hard
Phil gets completely outplayed, outskilled, outmatched then proceeds to say he didnt yet give details confirming how he was completely outmatched, outskilled, and outplayed.
Does he not realize how he contradicts himself completely?
"She didn't even outplay me in any way she's just button mashing"
DSP confirms a child spamming buttons could perfect him
Philly says this as he mashes out random attacks. I dont know what to do dood!
I was the one getting banned at the end. I felt so much joy.
Out here doing the lord's work. O7
Watching Phil lose his mind is all the reward I could ever want. The salt is truly delicious!@@chrissizemore8705
That's funny he got butthurt over that
"Nah, he played super well." Was enough to send Piggy Phil into a frenzy. 😂
He's complaining you need to play the game to learn how to beat certain characters, is he for real?
Yes. Refuses to use the training mode where combo trials can be completed. Claims that's not how you learn the game.
That Yoshimitsu outfit is *whack*
10:02 "I wish I could go to Hawaii and kick my detractors asses." That's him throwing a punch right there, anyone think they can take this rubber armed menace?
He's just jealous of the $800 they gave the Lahaina families
Phil is the kind of guy that gets jumped in Nanakuli for honking his horn.
He has good muscles from all the pulls dood
Lmao and this functional regard really said he could beat Mike Tyson in a fight if he “trains really hard for a few months”
He'd run into a huge Samoan and change his mind real quick
Who are these people that donate to him?!? $50 for THIS?
OIC pays 100$ a day on average just to hear him snort and complain so... yeah
Disability checks came in lmfao
"I have nothing fast enough to stop them" - The b1 is 13f, IIRC. A jab is 10f. Granted, the hitbox on B1 is GENEROUS as hell, still though, you can duck that and its followup.
nope there's nothing he could do
In these ranks he could literally spam flash all the time. That's the FASTEST MOVE IN THE GAME
Lag switches obviously dood.
Detractors
@@Fisio911 Fastest move in the game is 2f parry (note: yoshi has 1+2 which is his only "parry" but it doesn't guarantee damage), flash is the fastest hit in the game.
I like how Phil plays Yoshimitsu, the character who burps purple clouds of noxious gas all the time.
Yoshi is too cool for Phil anyways
Yoshipigsu
I’m imagining phil’s fat ass bouncing around doing the yoshimitsu dances.
It's quite funny when he just helicopters with his sword.
He must feel a connection with that noxious gas or something. 😅
Bans perves yet defends derich who is one how does that work lol
Don't forget, derich is also a pedo.
When the thought might enter ur head that Phillip gets trolled to hard or that the detractor channels are too mean, just keep replaying this 16:55.
That is a 42 year old man banning people for complimenting his opponent and disagreeing with him. It's unfathomable how someone hasn't found him and knocked his teeth out of his face.
Phil loves to talk about trolls and controversy but only after he's had a chance to think about how he can manipulate what's happening to make him appear sympathetic. He hates it when a viewer brings up something that he has to react on the spot to because he can't control the narrative properly.
It's always "ignore the trolls, until I have a chance to talk about it in my podcast segment."
where is khet during all of this? is she just on the other side of the wall hearing pigroach cry about button spam???
downstairs crying of course
Waiting for the next couples therapy, as if that's gonna fix this obviously loveless hellscape of a marriage
They’re ahbviously a happy and loving couple, he even calls her beighby!
@@bendylocoor occasionally “mom”
Eating more robust and flavorful doordash ordered food.
I will admit DSP playing fighting games is much more entertaining than when he plays RPGs 🤣
It even more boring watching him play fighting games
Every game he plays he makes boring
Car crashes are fun to watch too, doesnt mean it's not disgusting content
Phil will never admit that wake up super always work on him because he is greedy
He is also greedy in videogames too
they did not earn their win because i dont know how to play the game! - DSP
plays yoshimitsu and then have the hootsba to say "i'm not playing a fast character". phil is so bad with yoshimitsu!
"spam throw spam throw lame" but it wasnt lame or stupid when looping Balrogs throws on SF2 Anniversary Collection for a full round, eh Phil????.
I can't belive he hit purple rank with that scrubby playstyle.
With people like that in purple, I should be in blue pretty soon lol
It's America because there are too many noobs. If you compare other region players to American players you can see the huge difference of tekken level. I think Asian red rank players can easily beat purple rank players in America.
"I don't know how to break that. There's nothing I can do" Oh, I dunno.. Maybe watch your replays and you can actually learn something -_-
he really doesn't understand tekken lmao -12 is not safe
He doesnt realize everyone has a universal 10framer
@@V2ULTRAKillI think he just sucks and has no idea how to play the game 😂
Expecting Phil to understand or even bother with frame data is a bold expectation
Yoshi has an 8 frame ch launcher also and phil was ironically complaining about Steves’ 13 frame ch launcher.
He's still playing Tekken 3. Back then, we didn't know sh*t about frame data.
The astounding hypocrisy of DSP:
>"Dont talk about drama in the chat"
>20 min Prestream podcast about Boogie/EDP/Mike Clum drama
>"Dont talk about viewbotting in the chat, it gives the trolls attention"
>Immediately brings it up and keeps talking about it
>"Dont talk about perverted stuff, sexualizing women in the chat"
>Uploaded/Reacted to his Heavy Rain video a couple days ago where he talks about violently r'ing & k'ing a female character
This guy.... I'm just....i cant...
How's he supposed to just magically know what his opponent is about to do? So unfair, right guys?
Alright.
Congrat for every winner.
BTW it's funny how he talk shit about the player who cancel rematch the he cancel rematch against the "Laggy player".
He DOES know this game has a replay feature he can use right? That legit TELLS him punishes/ what you should be doing in that situation
Phil has some kind of inbred ability to actively refuse to learn anything. He has to literally be guided to a solution by his chat, and even then he'll fuck it up 9 times out of 10 and blame his opponent for his own failings. "They just spammed the same move over and over and it hit me every time!" Like... yeah bro, why would they stop if it's working?
Way too much effort for pig roach.
But it's so much easier to delude yourself and shout that you didn't do anything wrong and played perfectly but the game bugged out and made him lose instead of being humble and accepting that he got destroyed
*Opponent is beating him down with a combo string of different attacks*
DSP: “LOOK AT ALL THIS BUTTON MAYUSHING! YOU DIDN’T BEAT ME!”
"They just throw out random move after random move and somehow it flows"
Bruh, stop and think about that statement for a second.
"I'm not a fast character".
Yoshi has literally the fastest move in the game. Flash is 6 frames. There's no other 6 frame move in the game.
He bans anyone mentioning flash.
"You didn't beat me, I beat myself."
-DSP (5/1/2016)
Zero did nothing Wrong he did everything Correct therefore pissing off Ackdolf himself.
Must be awesome to be his neighbor and listen to him yell constantly like a baby for 2 plus hours
Dsp doesn't understand that there is no "turns" in tekken like there are in SF. Probably doesn't even know that there is air control when you are being juggled.
Dsp doesn't understand a lot of things.
You might be right considering how he calls being comboed mashing.
Could you elaborate on turns? Is that an actual technical name for something? I thought he was just being salty about his opponent not giving him an opening.
@@PointsofData All fighting games run on frames which are 1/60 of a second. So if I hit someone and I'm +2 and we both do a 10 frame jab I will hit them first. However, if I do a 13 frame move and they do a 10 frame jab, they will hit me first by one frame. If my opponent blocks an attack that is -15 they are guaranteed to hit me with a jab before I can block (punishable). That's the gist of it.
DSP wants to do launchers which are generally slower than jabs all day so he gives up his "turn" all the time. His solution is to complain.
@@PointsofData Turns are related to when a player makes a move or a combo that puts their opponent in blockstun. If the move is negative on recovery frames, the opponent can make his turn and start his offensive. Street Fighter gameplay style is that, making it pretty strategic especially on Master/Legend ranks.
What we mean by this is Phil doesn't make any effort to retaliate since Tekken 8 prioritizes aggressiveness and space awareness and he thinks an earned victory is by doing the same five or six moves over and over 'til he gets the launcher.
16:55- He's officially become LowTierDale now.
“I’m getting better at this game dood!”
Yeah, sure Phil…
And ranting at his dents, no wonder tips are low.
Its actually so sad to know that Phil has gotten to purple ranks with the lack of skill he has. I feel like I could wipe the floor against a player like him yet im grinding through the purple ranks fighting against decent players
He makes me want to buy Tekken and see if I could grind my way up to his rank and beat him. 😂 I have played very few fighting games and pretty much none of them against other serious players so it'd be an interesting experiment.
I think he got lucky with gaining rank since he's played since launch, when people were still figuring out the game tbh.
@PointsofData if he's making you wanna buy Tekken then atleast he's doing something positive with his stream! Give it a go, I'm no fighting game expert but the game feels very rewarding to play
Yeah DSP has been fighting against players that arent very good. Only a few players in purple ranks would actually challenge him.
Meanwhile I've seen Kazuyas wavedashing while doing electrics when I was back in Yellow ranks.
Lol his purple rank didn't last long at all. Now he quit Tekken 8 altogether! 😂 That's so funny the outcome, DSP was purple rank for barely 24 hours before getting ranked down twice in a single day.
Yoshi main accuses Bryan of button spam.
GET BANNED
GET BANNED
GET BANNED
Bryan is one of the slowest characters to say a Bryan player is spamming is like complaining that Spider-Man is spamming webs😂
"There's that crumple punch that every Steve does.."
Bruh, maybe stop doing an attack that's like a billion frames on round start and you might not get crumpled by a jab over and over lol
It's also crazy how he is still oblivious when it comes to Tekken's grab break system.
8:42 smooth transition my dude.
Bro got mad that the boxer kept throwing punches 💀
You know it’s gonna be a good video when it opens up with Phil being “chill” with his audience
"I'm supposed to magically know what he's doing to defend against it"
Yes Phil it's this magical concept called "labbing" that a top 4 EVO champion like yourself should know all about.
He's even in training mode between his matches, he's so close to putting it together that he can learn how to counter whoever he's having trouble with. But, it took him this long to even go into training mode, it's gonna take even longer for him to actually use it for anything besides doing combos.
My boi Steve became an honorable detractor
0:37 - 0:44 Exactly! They should know better than to chat with other people in the chat, this is Phil time! 😅
You don't agree with me? Banned. Gone. Forever.
The gloating was insane in this stream, he basically could not win a game without being a total prick about it. Utterly unlikeable
that lili is playing ON PC DOODE he probably optimized his windows to give him extra lag frames and that's how he beat phillup
Lolcow
Ah yes, the very mature adult 41 year old man who makes poop and fart jokes every day and is scared of romance plotlines in roleplaying games.
This man don’t know “ how “ to fight . The idea of throwing simple punches to set up powerful combos is something he lacks to comprehend .
16:54 "You said that Bryan was inspirational?"
GTAB
DSP: all he does is punch
Steve: litterally 2 punch buttons
Top American Evo player on screen here, "I barley know what to do against the fast punches".
How has Phil played this game so long and is still blindsided by moves he's never seen before? This just makes me excited for the DLC...I'm so looking forward to the Eddie Gordo salt (if he's crying about button mashing now, oh boy :P).
16:55 LowTierPhil
every time he manages to get a single person talking in his chat he yells at and scolds them
Punch punch punch!!
Can't tell the difference between those moves!!
Well steve is a boxer phil......you want him to do karate or what?
10:17 So what Dave is basically saying is every game should be like Smash Bros where even though there’s 80 characters in the game, half of them just carry you while the other half you actually need to master to get good with.
*And then this guy claims he’s a “pro fighting game” champ*
What is with this dude bringing up single digit age kids when the topic of sex comes up? "Stop talking about women sexually in chat. Act older than 7 years old!" Bruh. That's sus AF. News flash Pigroach, 7 year olds don't know what sex is. Unless they've abused and even then, they don't understand it. Stop saying this PDF stuff. I don't know why someone has put together a montage of these comments yet. There's SO many.
he gets stressed and flustered so easily and loses the footsies game, refuses to learn in the moment and gets steamrolled.
he clearly practices the combos, he just needs to mental game. footsies isn’t spamming, he’s trying to keep you from pig mashing and you never learn dave
Man all this stuff lately leaving such a sour taste in my mouth. Nothing ever gets done about these guys. I just going to walk my dog, p,any my games and read my books.
So true, brother
The secondhand embarrassment of hearing a 42 year old man use the term "crumple punch" while playing games online is just too much for my body to handle. Almost as bad as meaty. Cringe.
How his channel is still alive I'll never know
Easy. Oic, 1mm and dan half-a-man
9:48 - Man, Phil got his bacon COOKED that round.
When he says "Jesus Christ"!!!!! Makes me think of Mr. Slave from South Park 😂
"I am Banana..."
Did he actually complain that a character that uses boxing keeps on punching
It's crazy that DSP and even LTG think they can just pick up Tekken.
I wonder what podcast hes talking about 🤔
same brain cells like LTG 😂
Why does he associate sexual content with seven and eight year olds? Yikes.
"You didn't win, I just lost"
Gets perfected. "BUTTON SPAM!"
Jfc
He will never realise that his 'skills' and ability are shite tier and always have been.
His copium is embarrassing
Clearly whifs then gets punished.. blames opponent for "mashing".. wtf? Like thats how tekken works.
Id be depressed that he got another 100 bucks after literally demanding it of his viewers.
But it is the first week of the month. So S S checks are in
Never depressed about it. This shit will continue for another 20 years minimum
@@Grunkaa1I give it about 3-5 with how he's been recently
"he spammed a safe move from midrange over and over"
So he played footsies?
I never watch his tekken streams, just the rant clips and still that noise of his throw move is burned into my memory. Dude spams throws like it will bring him tips
He's predictable. Runs up and throws if he drops a combo because his opponent falls down.
Two people having a fistfight at an alpaca farm is funny to me. Surreal, but funny....
I'm 51(old git out to pasture). When Tekken first came out, a load of us were confused until we learnt that Tekken was not SF2 and that it was ALL ABOUT THE COMBOS, and that you had to learn the timings else you were screwed. Phail has been a "pro fgc gamer for 16 years" and still doesn't understand how Tekken works 🤣
Counter attack, counter attack.
DSP this is bullshit dude all my attacks aren't coming out dood.
Without that command grab yoshi has, Phil would lose way more often, he relies on that throw so bad
Thats phils gameplay and why he also chose king. He needs to cheese with command grabs because his neutral is horrid