Sadly, it keeps working somehow. I think his support has gone down though because he has gotten more and more whiny hopefully more of his moronic followers will start realizing he is completely full of shit. I don't know how people unironically watch him monologue nonstop about the same 5 different nonsensical excuses.
Lmao he says this even when he is playing against one of his own characters he has played for 100's of hours. "I don't know this matchup at a high level! I don't know what to do!". Just shows his complete lack of understanding and critical thinking skills.
18:45 "he doesnt fight like a tekken character he's just doing flips in the air like an asshole" immediatetly proceeds to do double momentum flipping air kicks followed by an energy beam attack. This shit would be too on the nose in a satire comedy show lol
it epecially funny him saying "WHY ARE THEY IN THE GAME" as if they weren't in the last two tekken games. Legit like 13 years of them being in tekken and he wants to act like theyre new because he DOESNT PLAY THIS GAME xD
'this is why i need an even BETTER and more expensive controller... so I need tips, and if you liked the streams Im gonna buy the new 1000 dollar version so I can bring better gameplay to you'
Tekken has a father and a son that can transform into demons, an alien looking samurai, a bear that can speak sign language and is in love with a panda, a boxing dinosaur, a kangaroo and, not one, but *two* robots in its roster. And he complains about anime moves.
Bro, he doesn't play this game. Or go into practice mode. Or try to learn anything about basic mechanics. Or frame data. Or what moves are punishers. Or watch his own replays. Or learn combos. Or how to tech throws. Or the different ways to get up off the ground. Plus the game drops his inputs and his opponents get rewarded for mashing jab. What do you want him to do dude? This isn't offline. Not good gameplay.
@@Herodotus888 I want him to not perma cry like an ape if he's not willing to learn he should be content with losing. Every second of this 23min video was him not comprehending what is happening on his screen and him crying about it. He complains about not knowing characters, while not understanding that everyone has an universal 10f jab that is +8f on hit, and he keeps pressing after being hit and complaining that his jab is slower while pressing from -8f. I've never witnessed a player more clueless while talking like he understands what's on his screen.
@@markolatinovic812 "His jab beats mine! Everything he does counters me!" - Phil Burnell It is actually insane. He has been playing fighting games for 20 years and he doesn't know how the game works on a basic level. He says things like "the game gave his move more priority". No Phil every move has certain properties, and you should have picked up on that after playing fighting games for 20 years. Even if he doesn't actually look it up, he should naturally develop at least some idea of how this stuff works. Alas he does not and never will because he is a genuine moron. I honestly think if he took a legit IQ test he would score about 80. Funny thing is like you said every character has tools in Tekken It takes about 5 minutes on youtube to figure this out. They even all basically have the same tools in SF6 because of DI and such but he just refuses to adapt and blames things on "that char is high tier" or w/e.
I think one of the funniest copes Phil has is thinking that so many people out there are actually purposely manipulating their connections to be bad. He will them ignore the obvious that, both players suffer in bad connections. Can't be the actual network itself, it's got to be the 'asshole player breaking the connection'. Just to try and cope away why the guy is better..... meanwhile he is playing someone he doesn't know. That should be reason enough for your lack of skills, but he has to cope cause he must be good. he's been a fighting game player for like 30 years. How could he possibly be bad with fundamentals.
He has gone on a diatribe before when someone donated asking him about that. He said lag does not affect both players equally and whined about lag for a while. He genuinely thinks it affects him more than the other person.
Imagine playing a fighting game and being incapable of admitting that your opponent is better than you or that you were off your game. It is insane that Phil is a grown ass man, and still has an excuse every single time he loses.
That's why whenever ANYONE says things like "They're just pressing buttons!" or "They're doing strings, so they suck", I can't help but laugh! XD Like, I get the core of what they're saying most of the time, but they could DEFINITELY word their sentences better!!
I have played tekken on and off for, let's say years just a something fun to pick up and even I know kuma players either do it as a joke or can destroy you
@@BovineInterventionYou can play her simply against scrubs but she isn't one of the more simple characters at all that's crazy. There are very simple characters in this game.
He must have Bionic eyes to see the slightest of delay- he’s like Dr Manhattan, he can see Lag so insignificant that the average person wouldn’t even know it existed.
You know what mechanic I haven't seen DSP use yet? The Replay Takeover. It allows you to go back to your old games to see what you did wrong. But anyone who knows Phil knows that he will never confront the fact that he did anything wrong, nor want to learn and improve.
Lars doesn’t play like a Tekken character wtf does that even mean 😭😂lars has been in tekken for quiet some time now he’s definitely cemented his place as a tekken character
It's so confusing especially when he does mirror matches and complains that he doesn't know what's happening, shouldn't you know what your own character is doing?
He doesnt need to be told this, he'll make it up on his own in a few weeks. always saying "someone told me" but never saying who that magical person with all this scientific date and information is
@benmcgiggles7655 It's funny watching Dale get dogged in pretty much every game he plays. Watching Dave is more depressing with how desperate he is and the constant begging.
I accept wifi matches but I can just tell myself," Don't expect a phenomenal experience. Just play the game. Don't complain about a situation you are putting yourself into."
Only sad part about DSP tekken salt is I don't get to hear my usual favorite DSP-isms from SF6 "Mash dragan!" "Randuhm drive impahkt!" "Gret, another Ken" And of course, endlessly seeing COUNTER HIT on the opponents side of the screen.
The problem with that is that dale is actually pretty decent at the game, while dsp just doesn't even understand the basics of tekken, so it would be quite the onesided battle
Phil has the obsession about trying to interrupt other players moves, yet he is trying to use the most absolute worst moves to try and do it. Heat isn't an instant move. His fastest move is his 10 frame jab yet he never uses it when trying to interrupt. Plus Tekken isn't about trying to interrupt other moves. It's about blocking and punishing. In a game where plus frames are heavily emphasized and encouraged and prevalent, trying to interrupt anything is gonna be a bad time for anybody. What a fucking scrub lol
lmao you say all of this as if Phil is a competent human being. When have you EVER (and i mean EVER) heard phil IN ANY GAME that he plays talk about frame data? Frame data is a myth to phil he'd rather rely on his concept of "priority" xD.
@@ValSempai oh I know this is never gonna reach phil's pig ears. I'm just pointing out how fucking bad he is at Tekken specifically to those watching who don't play Tekken or fighting games
Also something I've noticed. He sometimes goes into a Heat state, and then immediately uses a Heat Smash, which then drains all of his Heat. Now, my only experience with Tekken is mainly from Tekken 7, but even I feel that actually using the mechanics to the fullest potential and not wasting is something he is struggling with.
@@egomegayolo4127 Some characters heat states are better than others, but for almost every character, especially Jun and King who he seems to play, wasting Heat on a Hear Smash is an awful decision. Not that he can grasp that tho lol
Those laughing edits you’ve done are just as good as the classic Snort Burnell “Oh my God, he’s drinking sperrrmm/Hulk Hogans’ Piss/salt/wheelchair donations” spots. I honestly look forward to them every time 😂
dsp thinks these people purposely have bad connections to get cheap wins, and probably doesn’t know that it’s based on both players connections to each other
Sure in this game we can see when it lags, but that also means the other person is lagging too. How come they can manage to combo him, but he "can't get out 2 moves."
@@TheUlquiorraCifer probably because he lets his focus slip once he starts yapping mid fight. I have a tendency, just from my own experience, to start losing matches when I let emotions enter while the fighting is happening. Maybe if he would wait until the match is done and keep his emotions calm till then, he'd do better, but that's not as entertaining in DSP fashion 🤣
I was the Leroy in that match. Tbh phil did pretty well. It was actually a really engaging set. Unfortunately I just don't think he knew the MU which is totally normal. I honestly had fun fighting him since I'm also not familiar with Jun. GGs Phil
I returned to tekken after tekken 5 many years ago and it's not a game you can spam a simple punch and kink and hop all over the stage toonish vibe. You really have to know your character and make calculated moves. I know DSP just sucks at games in general but it's funny hearing him bring over the same mindset to a completely different fighting game. "lag lag lag!" and "I was pressing buttons!" I doubt there's much lag and the reason why his characters won't do certain moves is BECAUSE he's mashing buttons.
I'm new to Tekken games and it took me 2 days to figure out what you just said.. I come in with a Street fighter mentality and this game is not Street fighter.
he rarely does things like side stepping or rolling out of the way in games like this. just because a 3D fighter starts with two characters facing eachother that doesn't mean the entire environment isn't useable 😅
He's trying to force his terrible square shaped street fighter game plan into the circle hole that is Tekken's gameplay. Both are fundamentally incompatible together, and his street fighter game plan sucks shit in the first place
@professorpenne9962 the thing is this is a very complex fighting game, there are multiple ways to roll and get up off the floor, you need to time your sidestepping carefully for them to be effective, he's nowhere close to being able to do that, it will take him a lot of time and dedication to be a good player. Luckily right now the game just came out so there are a lot of scrubs playing it now, trust me he won't be playing this game a few months from now like he does street fighter, he would get annihalated by the good players. He will quickly drop it like he did tekken 7.
@@kbthegoat824 I know it's way harder than a lot of fighting games, and that's why I occasionally play tekken just for fun. I don't mind getting my ass handed to me by people who have mained characters for decades. philly shitsteak can't even accept someone is better than him
I love how he’s says “I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!? I don’t know what to do?!?” When he’s in the middle of getting hit during a combo. What are you even saying.
Love when he says Jun isn't fast enough to punish. When every character has a 10 frame, 12 frame, and 17 frame punish move. Every character. In the game.
My favorite is when he’s got distance on Leroy, then MOVES IN ON HIM, and when Leroy attacks “WOW LOOK AT THE RANGE ON THAT” like nah man you were right in his zone. Jesus fuckin Christ man. 😂
What's funny is he isn't completely wrong about Lars being anime. I think he was in Ultimate Ninja Storm 2 as a secret character! 😂😂😂 But his reaction to Lars is priceless 😂😂😂
The reason lars was in storm 2 is because Kishimoto (the creator of Naruto) illustrated a costume for lars and then Bandai decided to make him playable
This is a Japanese fighting game where people summon lightning and become empowered by latent unholy energy. The entire franchise is anime including the energy blasting upside down float kicking return from the afterlife Jun Kazama.
Phil throws in just enough truth to keep his followers hooked. I mean he doesn't actually know what part of what he is saying is true because he is a genuine moron with the worst reactions possible in a human being, but his unironic followers are also morons so they don't know better.
Right? What's more anime than people beating each other up with demonic powers, giant bear fighters, shooting laser beams out of your third eye... was he expecting some kind of realistic fighting game?@@BovineIntervention
1:51 "so laggy right now" - DSP. While the network HUD shows 0f delay frames and 1f rollback frames for the rest of the match, even if it was a 5 bar Wifi connection. This is an instance where I would say "Don't hate the game, hate the player".
His main issue is he just stands back up when knocked down. Never tries to roll away or forward so he’s just a sitting target for combos that doesn’t have to be read. He legitimately can’t stand up because of this, I don’t think he knows there’s another way to get up
Can someone explain what Phil mean when he complains that they aren't timing things? Like gee Phil I didn't know there was a schedule for your attacks lol
I really love how dsp is complaining about the lag while the dvj is having no issues doing electrics and wavu mixups. Him playing jun is the cherry on top lmao
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DSP thinks fighting games is about taking turns.
"okay you got your combo, now let me do mine" lol
He thinks of it like the rich used to think of wars 😂😂😂
I mean there ARE turns in fighting games, he just thinks his turn should be whenever he wants it to be.
@@ashai5989 not when i'm playing, i make sure the opponent gets assaulted to hell and beyond
But at the same time he doesn't even know any combos lmao
It actually kinda is about taking turns. It's just DSP thinks his turn is all the time.
His business model I guess is have people buy him games, play the games, complain non-stop about games, ask for more money... Genius!.
Sadly, it keeps working somehow. I think his support has gone down though because he has gotten more and more whiny hopefully more of his moronic followers will start realizing he is completely full of shit. I don't know how people unironically watch him monologue nonstop about the same 5 different nonsensical excuses.
persona 3 getting a new release made me remember he got paid over a grand and rage quit on easy mode before beating persona 3. fuck dsp.
@@professorpenne9962 Wow it was on easy, I thought people told him to play on easy but he refused.
even atlus clowned on him for it lol
@professorpenne9962 so that's why he hates Atlus so much that is hilarious
He'll blame "lack of character knowledge" for a straight 6 months of playing the game lol
Lmao he says this even when he is playing against one of his own characters he has played for 100's of hours. "I don't know this matchup at a high level! I don't know what to do!". Just shows his complete lack of understanding and critical thinking skills.
And as soon as he brute forces his way up the ranks with one character, he will switch to another and say exactly the same thing 😂
Tbf I played teeken 7 for 2+ years and I still lack characters knowledge. He can be a crybaby but at least cut him some slack on that 1
the funny thing is that excuse gets diminished when you realize that the replay system literally tells you your best counter moves are xD
Also he "plays oddball characters" and always at a huge and inherent disadvantage. Has to work way harder than them dood
18:45 "he doesnt fight like a tekken character he's just doing flips in the air like an asshole" immediatetly proceeds to do double momentum flipping air kicks followed by an energy beam attack. This shit would be too on the nose in a satire comedy show lol
"He doesn't fight like a Tekken character" says DSP the guy who fights like he's playing Super Turbo and not Tekken
“I don’t know these characters in this Tekken game!”
*Bro, there’s like three newcomers and everyone plays mostly the same from previous outings*
I AM PRESSING BUTTONS!!! - DSP as he fucks up the combo
400 dollar controller, beats on it like a bongo drum
he didnt pay for it, lol. his he-she benefactor did.
I know right mashing them buttons with his hooves
Something tells me that DSP is gonna start yelling “ANIME” as one of his random preloaded excuses the same way he yells “MASH JAAAAB”.
it epecially funny him saying "WHY ARE THEY IN THE GAME" as if they weren't in the last two tekken games. Legit like 13 years of them being in tekken and he wants to act like theyre new because he DOESNT PLAY THIS GAME xD
@@ValSempaiFun fact he complained about Lars in Tekken 7 too, he genuinely hates that character.
Which is a funny excuse for a Japanese made, Japanese centric game with an anime
I used to rent the Tekken Animated Movie all the time back in the Hollywood Video days
@TheDrizzle56 god do you mean tekken dark resurrection movie. That’s a movie you skip to the fights haha
0:57 You can literally hear him mashing before the “Fight” 😂😂
It’s laggy dood wtf
*Tup-tup-tup-tup "I was blahking!"
He then accuses other people of mashing jab. Complete hypocrisy.
@@majorquack3900Phil is the one of the most hypocritical people ever. He actually would fit right in with the Twitch thots lol
'this is why i need an even BETTER and more expensive controller... so I need tips, and if you liked the streams Im gonna buy the new 1000 dollar version so I can bring better gameplay to you'
Tekken has a father and a son that can transform into demons, an alien looking samurai, a bear that can speak sign language and is in love with a panda, a boxing dinosaur, a kangaroo and, not one, but *two* robots in its roster.
And he complains about anime moves.
Real
4 robots if you count older games (Jack, Alisa, Gigas, Combot)
Its also a Japanese centric game with lots of Japanese characters from a Japanese company with an actual anime too.
Phil is just an absolute moron in all respects.
The plot of the games can even get to anime levels of epicness and BS, and goofiness.
I love how he constantly has to remind us he doesn’t know the matchup . Like some kind of weird coping mechanism
Bro, he doesn't play this game. Or go into practice mode. Or try to learn anything about basic mechanics. Or frame data. Or what moves are punishers. Or watch his own replays. Or learn combos. Or how to tech throws. Or the different ways to get up off the ground. Plus the game drops his inputs and his opponents get rewarded for mashing jab. What do you want him to do dude? This isn't offline. Not good gameplay.
@@Herodotus888, He should know considering he played this game since like tekken 2 or something like that. 💀
@@Herodotus888 I want him to not perma cry like an ape if he's not willing to learn he should be content with losing. Every second of this 23min video was him not comprehending what is happening on his screen and him crying about it. He complains about not knowing characters, while not understanding that everyone has an universal 10f jab that is +8f on hit, and he keeps pressing after being hit and complaining that his jab is slower while pressing from -8f. I've never witnessed a player more clueless while talking like he understands what's on his screen.
@@markolatinovic812 "His jab beats mine! Everything he does counters me!" - Phil Burnell
It is actually insane. He has been playing fighting games for 20 years and he doesn't know how the game works on a basic level. He says things like "the game gave his move more priority". No Phil every move has certain properties, and you should have picked up on that after playing fighting games for 20 years. Even if he doesn't actually look it up, he should naturally develop at least some idea of how this stuff works. Alas he does not and never will because he is a genuine moron. I honestly think if he took a legit IQ test he would score about 80.
Funny thing is like you said every character has tools in Tekken It takes about 5 minutes on youtube to figure this out. They even all basically have the same tools in SF6 because of DI and such but he just refuses to adapt and blames things on "that char is high tier" or w/e.
Every single thing he says and does is a weird coping mechanism
I think one of the funniest copes Phil has is thinking that so many people out there are actually purposely manipulating their connections to be bad. He will them ignore the obvious that, both players suffer in bad connections. Can't be the actual network itself, it's got to be the 'asshole player breaking the connection'. Just to try and cope away why the guy is better..... meanwhile he is playing someone he doesn't know. That should be reason enough for your lack of skills, but he has to cope cause he must be good. he's been a fighting game player for like 30 years. How could he possibly be bad with fundamentals.
He has gone on a diatribe before when someone donated asking him about that. He said lag does not affect both players equally and whined about lag for a while. He genuinely thinks it affects him more than the other person.
Imagine playing a fighting game and being incapable of admitting that your opponent is better than you or that you were off your game.
It is insane that Phil is a grown ass man, and still has an excuse every single time he loses.
"Literally just button pushing" yes DSP, that's how video games are played.
That's why whenever ANYONE says things like "They're just pressing buttons!" or "They're doing strings, so they suck", I can't help but laugh! XD Like, I get the core of what they're saying most of the time, but they could DEFINITELY word their sentences better!!
I know right 😂
I love how he complains about 'spamming' jabs and punches...
Have you ever seen a boxing match or MMA fight, Phil?
They don't take turns. 😂😂😂
@@gwoody4003funny because Phil hates turn-based games too. He hates any game that doesn’t spoon feed him.
@@HiGlowie he loved Far Cry 6 🤣🤣🤣
Its harder to lose that one than win so of course he thought it was the best one.
"I AM PRESSING BUTTONS" that is the problem right there 🗣️
His hatred for Sixth Hokage Lars and his robot gf still hasn't changed, I see. lmao
Dsp: "he desperately throws out wake-up super like a scrub"
Also Dsp: "that was wake-up level 3 and the game didn't give it me!"
Why the fuck is Phil playing a semi complicated character when he doesn't know this game at all? LOL
He just spams the same launcher and kick combo. He is literally cheesing and crying.
She is literally one of the more simple characters in the game. You can also just use her light attacks to scrub people out.
@nameplaceholder4895 isn't her 11 or 12 punish a garunteed knockdown? It's 10 frames, I think.
I have played tekken on and off for, let's say years just a something fun to pick up and even I know kuma players either do it as a joke or can destroy you
@@BovineInterventionYou can play her simply against scrubs but she isn't one of the more simple characters at all that's crazy. There are very simple characters in this game.
He must have Bionic eyes to see the slightest of delay- he’s like Dr Manhattan, he can see Lag so insignificant that the average person wouldn’t even know it existed.
You know what mechanic I haven't seen DSP use yet? The Replay Takeover. It allows you to go back to your old games to see what you did wrong. But anyone who knows Phil knows that he will never confront the fact that he did anything wrong, nor want to learn and improve.
Bamco will be called a troll and a detractor for giving him literally ANY advice 😂
Oh, I can explain his excuse for this. The inputs are wrong because the rollback netcode shows what the lag saw and so the replay is fake.
@@umbralecs Spot on prediction, that's exactly how he'd say it. If only he didn't think the Canon Brothers were detractors.
Him and Dale both. You'll never see them correct their mistakes; one will say it's trolls, and the other "Tiersexuals".
Why would he do that? He did everything right. He did nothing wrong. His controller just does things by itself.
Lars doesn’t play like a Tekken character wtf does that even mean 😭😂lars has been in tekken for quiet some time now he’s definitely cemented his place as a tekken character
Yeah pretty sure lars has been in tekken a while to say he doesn't play like a tekken character is goofy asf lol 😂
He's using the same excuse for being manhandled by Lili (a character debuted in T5DR)
Same with Alisa. Bro complains about android characters when Jack-8 literally exists lmfao
Holy fuck that kuma absolutely clowned him
Yeah I'm watching and dude dsp getting wrecked in tekken 8 I'm here for it lol
I played against Kismet last night, absolutely fucked me up
So far this is the Match Of The Game for me because it was just comedy gold from every angle. I hope when the TIHYDP drops it becomes a highlight.
@@ElSandwich777 it was definitely comedy gold he got absolutely destroyed 🤣
Imagine playing Jun (a complex high tier) getting bodied by Kuma (an easy bitch basic low tier)
It's so confusing especially when he does mirror matches and complains that he doesn't know what's happening, shouldn't you know what your own character is doing?
He doesn't have an excuse when the ghost system exists in tekken 8
And thus, the Tekken 8 Salt anime arc begins
Yesss I'm here for it I'm actually solid at tekken 8 then again actually grinding street fighter 6 made very good at fighting games 😂
And I'm excited for this arc, can't wait to see what the writers came up with
God, I hope someone tells Phil that PC players have found a way to optimize their OS to give them an unfair advantage in Tekken.
Its what he claimed for street fighter dispite digital foundry saying same input lag across all platforms@bennyblunto973
@@bennyblunto973 bro... never go full regard
@bennyblunto973 I'm really hoping you're saying thats what Phil would say... otherwise you might be more at home at the official DSPGaming channel
He doesnt need to be told this, he'll make it up on his own in a few weeks. always saying "someone told me" but never saying who that magical person with all this scientific date and information is
@@bennyblunto973 Nope, but Phil's gonna believe whatever gives him an excuse for losing.
Dave is sounding more and more like Dale as time goes on. Can't wait for him to casually drop an N bomb
The crazy thing is Dale at least makes me laugh sometimes, this dude is just sad
@benmcgiggles7655 It's funny watching Dale get dogged in pretty much every game he plays. Watching Dave is more depressing with how desperate he is and the constant begging.
In BG3, you screw bear. In Tekken 8, bear screw you.
Tbf you get screwed in both lol
"I don't know what to do"
A summary of DSPs life.
complaining about lags - continue accept fights with wi-fi players
I accept wifi matches but I can just tell myself," Don't expect a phenomenal experience. Just play the game. Don't complain about a situation you are putting yourself into."
@@rabbyd542 I accept wifi and wired matches. It's just ranked after all. It's not an tournament. I just play and have fun
Only sad part about DSP tekken salt is I don't get to hear my usual favorite DSP-isms from SF6
"Mash dragan!"
"Randuhm drive impahkt!"
"Gret, another Ken"
And of course, endlessly seeing COUNTER HIT on the opponents side of the screen.
Oh don't worry with tekken you just get variations.
Wtf mash jabs
Random super.
Mashed heat drive.
@@inevitable854he complains about mashing jab? I am new to Tekken but shouldn't you be mashing jab on most attacks you block
@@inevitable854 Yeah, I forgot "RANDUHM HAILMARY SOOPER" is a classic in every fighting game he plays
I'm sad we won't hear Ken telling him to "sit down and shut up" anymore
@@inevitable854"Anuther Alyssa!"
Him and dale should be forced to play each other for the rest of time. They both act like tekken gods, yet rag on everyone for being trash or mashers.
The problem with that is that dale is actually pretty decent at the game, while dsp just doesn't even understand the basics of tekken, so it would be quite the onesided battle
He hates games and his life.
but he don't have life.
Yeah he's very depressing to watch
@@HaouRexbut he have wife
@@TheRealTact no he have Cow....
That near 10 minute detour watching him fumble that combo was absolutely brutal
He still never figured out how to do it in a combo the whole night lol. Going into a stance instead of mashing is beyond him.
Anime full screen kick spam lmfao
How kind of Phil to boost everyone's confidence by handing out perfects to them. What a nice and chill guy
Phil has the obsession about trying to interrupt other players moves, yet he is trying to use the most absolute worst moves to try and do it. Heat isn't an instant move. His fastest move is his 10 frame jab yet he never uses it when trying to interrupt. Plus Tekken isn't about trying to interrupt other moves. It's about blocking and punishing. In a game where plus frames are heavily emphasized and encouraged and prevalent, trying to interrupt anything is gonna be a bad time for anybody. What a fucking scrub lol
lmao you say all of this as if Phil is a competent human being. When have you EVER (and i mean EVER) heard phil IN ANY GAME that he plays talk about frame data? Frame data is a myth to phil he'd rather rely on his concept of "priority" xD.
@@ValSempai oh I know this is never gonna reach phil's pig ears. I'm just pointing out how fucking bad he is at Tekken specifically to those watching who don't play Tekken or fighting games
Also something I've noticed. He sometimes goes into a Heat state, and then immediately uses a Heat Smash, which then drains all of his Heat. Now, my only experience with Tekken is mainly from Tekken 7, but even I feel that actually using the mechanics to the fullest potential and not wasting is something he is struggling with.
@@egomegayolo4127 Some characters heat states are better than others, but for almost every character, especially Jun and King who he seems to play, wasting Heat on a Hear Smash is an awful decision. Not that he can grasp that tho lol
Those laughing edits you’ve done are just as good as the classic Snort Burnell “Oh my God, he’s drinking sperrrmm/Hulk Hogans’ Piss/salt/wheelchair donations” spots. I honestly look forward to them every time 😂
My favorite one is when Pigler explodes mid ack.😂
I can’t get over the laughing edits/cutaways 😂😂😂
Blaming and insulting players with bad Internet even though it may be out of their control.
Oh well..... "They're still a scrub with poor Internet."
dsp thinks these people purposely have bad connections to get cheap wins, and probably doesn’t know that it’s based on both players connections to each other
Sure in this game we can see when it lags, but that also means the other person is lagging too. How come they can manage to combo him, but he "can't get out 2 moves."
most people just skip wifi matches
@@totalstranger9880 if it's a feature. MK1 wasn't allowing this at first although they've patched it in finally. :)
@@TheUlquiorraCifer probably because he lets his focus slip once he starts yapping mid fight. I have a tendency, just from my own experience, to start losing matches when I let emotions enter while the fighting is happening. Maybe if he would wait until the match is done and keep his emotions calm till then, he'd do better, but that's not as entertaining in DSP fashion 🤣
Imagine accepting a wi-fi opponent and then complaining about the connection
I’ve been trying to stream snipe him in all of his Tekken streams so I can show him what a real Alisa player looks like.
God speed robo bro
Don’t give up. Can’t wait to see you body him
Your doing the lords work. Argentina stands with you. 🇦🇷
Please use the costume that makes her butt and chainsaws bigger 😂😂😂
If you ever get him, you have to win a round just doing mash jabs. I'd pay to see that
I was the Leroy in that match. Tbh phil did pretty well. It was actually a really engaging set. Unfortunately I just don't think he knew the MU which is totally normal. I honestly had fun fighting him since I'm also not familiar with Jun. GGs Phil
Bravo on you for being a good sport.
5:31 "WHATS GOING ON" 😂😂😂😂
I returned to tekken after tekken 5 many years ago and it's not a game you can spam a simple punch and kink and hop all over the stage toonish vibe. You really have to know your character and make calculated moves. I know DSP just sucks at games in general but it's funny hearing him bring over the same mindset to a completely different fighting game. "lag lag lag!" and "I was pressing buttons!" I doubt there's much lag and the reason why his characters won't do certain moves is BECAUSE he's mashing buttons.
I'm new to Tekken games and it took me 2 days to figure out what you just said.. I come in with a Street fighter mentality and this game is not Street fighter.
he rarely does things like side stepping or rolling out of the way in games like this. just because a 3D fighter starts with two characters facing eachother that doesn't mean the entire environment isn't useable 😅
He's trying to force his terrible square shaped street fighter game plan into the circle hole that is Tekken's gameplay. Both are fundamentally incompatible together, and his street fighter game plan sucks shit in the first place
@professorpenne9962 the thing is this is a very complex fighting game, there are multiple ways to roll and get up off the floor, you need to time your sidestepping carefully for them to be effective, he's nowhere close to being able to do that, it will take him a lot of time and dedication to be a good player. Luckily right now the game just came out so there are a lot of scrubs playing it now, trust me he won't be playing this game a few months from now like he does street fighter, he would get annihalated by the good players. He will quickly drop it like he did tekken 7.
@@kbthegoat824 I know it's way harder than a lot of fighting games, and that's why I occasionally play tekken just for fun. I don't mind getting my ass handed to me by people who have mained characters for decades. philly shitsteak can't even accept someone is better than him
"Devil Jin has a high-low mixup"
There's no such thing as a high-low mixup in Tekken
Big ups Kuma!
I love how he’s says “I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!? I don’t know what to do?!?” When he’s in the middle of getting hit during a combo. What are you even saying.
"How is it fair that they have anime moves?" Meanwhile he is playing a character who shoots beams of light that restore your health.
"That was lack of character knowledge"
So he will go and learn what the character can do right ?
RIGHT ?
I give it another month before he runs back to SF 6
So phil found his ways to better tekken players, where they can convert off of everything. That king was very funny.
mannnn king was PLAYING with philly xD
"Anime moves" is a succinct dismantling of that entire character to be fair.
I wonder if he’ll quit tekken first because of his ego being bruised or having like 2 slow streams for support.
Love how Phil thinks it’s lag but he doesn’t understand he can’t just mash buttons and hope for the best 😂
As a Tekken sweat, DSP’s Tekken gameplay is making me want to scream 😭
The concept of a whiff punish is still unknown to him after 20+ years of playing fighting games.
@@Filthy-Rat__ he doesn’t have patience or even try to punish. Just panics and calls everyone spammers 😂😂
@@rabbyd542 professional gamer tho 😂😂
Love when he says Jun isn't fast enough to punish. When every character has a 10 frame, 12 frame, and 17 frame punish move. Every character. In the game.
My favorite is when he’s got distance on Leroy, then MOVES IN ON HIM, and when Leroy attacks “WOW LOOK AT THE RANGE ON THAT” like nah man you were right in his zone. Jesus fuckin Christ man. 😂
Another great game for that salt and the 40min OT was icing on top to end the night.
Oh boy! It’s like Tekken 7 all over again! 😂
love how he imitates his audience during FG streams haha
love how kuma keeps b slapping him with his hands, i mean paws.
drags heat smash is plus on block, "guaranteed punish" LMFAO
*gets hit with Reina's untechable grab at **7:17*
*complains that he can't get out of it*
/headdesk
17:27 perfect back step to start the round to avoid the attack, gets the punish
Piggy: why am I getting hit!?
is he blind or stupid?
Stupid, definitely stupid
Just like he claims his kick went through someone's body while it's insanely clear he got side rolled.
4:59 - I have never fuckin LAUGHED SO FUCKIN HARD, JUST CONSTANT UPPERCUTS
I will sugar coat it
he keeps shouting ''he's mashing he didn't time that'' while we can hear him mashing buttons.
You can't make this shit up.
It's not even mashing buttons, he's hammering on them as hard and fast as possible like his life depended on it.
He can't handle the competition, i Thought he said he could play any game at a professional level?
Nah nah nah, he can play them professionally as in for a job you morahn.
What's funny is he isn't completely wrong about Lars being anime. I think he was in Ultimate Ninja Storm 2 as a secret character! 😂😂😂 But his reaction to Lars is priceless 😂😂😂
The reason lars was in storm 2 is because Kishimoto (the creator of Naruto) illustrated a costume for lars and then Bandai decided to make him playable
@@Carlisle-mn3fvThat's a fun fact! I just remember him having the craziest mix up and clapping me online 😂😂😂. He was TERRIFYING!!!
This is a Japanese fighting game where people summon lightning and become empowered by latent unholy energy. The entire franchise is anime including the energy blasting upside down float kicking return from the afterlife Jun Kazama.
Phil throws in just enough truth to keep his followers hooked. I mean he doesn't actually know what part of what he is saying is true because he is a genuine moron with the worst reactions possible in a human being, but his unironic followers are also morons so they don't know better.
Right? What's more anime than people beating each other up with demonic powers, giant bear fighters, shooting laser beams out of your third eye... was he expecting some kind of realistic fighting game?@@BovineIntervention
dents must be paid of friday
I’ve said this before but these dsp cutaway laugh clips are getting crazy 😂😂😂
When opponents mash job job job Phil have no idea what to do dood
The King and Jun beating him so easily was so satisfying. Everything he complained he couldn’t do, they did
Was not prepared for that 1:48 🤣🤣
1:51 "so laggy right now" - DSP.
While the network HUD shows 0f delay frames and 1f rollback frames for the rest of the match, even if it was a 5 bar Wifi connection. This is an instance where I would say "Don't hate the game, hate the player".
He was beating people on day one with higher pings it's only when he's getting clapped lag becomes the issue it's his go to excuse.
His main issue is he just stands back up when knocked down. Never tries to roll away or forward so he’s just a sitting target for combos that doesn’t have to be read. He legitimately can’t stand up because of this, I don’t think he knows there’s another way to get up
I learned that lunging ground attack on Tekken 3 Phil just waits to stand up and gets the best beating ever lol
your edits are so god damn hilarious, thank you !
I love how when someone has a bad connection he acts like they are some kind of anonymous hacker doing it on purpose to beat him 😂😂😂😂
Phil getting massacred by Leroy just seems… right.
Can you explain I don’t really know much about dsp
@@Weenie_Slayer69Stationary
>DSP: "Is so laggy right now!"
>The Connection: "Delay frames: 1"
Anyone who belives that BS is beyond salvation.
I loves the melt down from phil ack ack ack
I guess that tekken trophy he had while showing it off was all just for show🤣🤣🤣
Dsp doesn't know what a combo is. He just trades moves
Dude the over the top ACK ACK ACKS kill me everytime xD
He can sidestep to dodge some of the moves right? 😂
2D only
@@MartinPutniorz I see. So he's really bad at the game as usual 😅
Does this have the replays or anything that shows his button mashes like SF6?
“IT’S JUST SENSELESS MASH JAB! OH MY GAWWD!” - Ackdolf Pigler
never seen moves from kuma? oh lord.
Good to know that If me and Phil fought I'd destroy him with my lars
My yoshimitsu would fry him 😂😂
That anime kick got him going crazy bruh 😂😂
10:25 can't you only use heat smash once per round? how tf he "spamming it"??
Has anyone received their free spoon from Phil yet?
I still can’t believe he gave Jun the Khet makeover
Good ass tekken salt
Does anyone know why he is on brown ranks if he "doesn't know what the characters do" or how defense works in the game? Legit question
What's that jukebox playlist, dude. Who gave him the aux 😭
lol It must get tiring being so salty all the time. Its like, dude if you are getting your ass wooped like this in every fighter game maybe its YOU
No matter what fighting game Phil always plays against people with instant moves you can spam while his characters never have tools to punish.
Can someone explain what Phil mean when he complains that they aren't timing things? Like gee Phil I didn't know there was a schedule for your attacks lol
I really love how dsp is complaining about the lag while the dvj is having no issues doing electrics and wavu mixups. Him playing jun is the cherry on top lmao
Did he change the music of the Stages?
Tekken 8 totally save the channel dood!
New Year's Resolution going well, I see
The placement of those slowdown acks have me in stitches.