DSP Gets Absolutely Obliterated by Reina in Salty Tekken 8 Session Against the Mishima

Damn Reina's got his number... #tekken8

[@OnlyRomanceKat]

Tekken 8 rise of the MASHima

[@JiveTurkey1982]

Exemplary work 🤣

[@alexmiller6955]

MASHinima

[@revivedkyoumahououin1585]

Mashima World Order

[@S-Groove]

Mashima Zaibatsu.

[@modaltas4693]

Dsp: all they do is mash!!!
Also dsp: abuses Paul’s Demoman every chance he gets

[@Pihnes]

And gets caught by EVERY frame trap.

[@Gentou76]

He is happy winning until his opponent works around his basic combo.

[@misantrope6267]

Stupid question: is deathfist a mid? My assumption is yes but not sure

[@RandySucksLol]

It is indeed a mid @@misantrope6267

[@modaltas4693]

@@misantrope6267 yes it’s a mid.

[@GransLegit]

DSP sounds like every little sibling when you play them in a fighting game

[@gwoody4003]

Spot on.
You cheated, my controller is broke, the game bugged, its not fair. Just let me win.

[@ledgy69]

Watching him press a button after EWGF +5 is absolutely beautiful

[@pold111]

i don't think phil understands frame data

[@whiteninji352]

@@pold111Oh he very much doesn’t

[@SrCarlo20]

You must mean +5 frames of laggy rollback netcode thar benefits spam because the devs are fucking idiots who don't know how to do their job after 25 years of Tekken *snort*

[@JoeGodHand]

Nah what got me was him falling for Kazuya’s f+4 frame trap.
All he has to do is not press. Lol

[@progste]

He got a free combo, man! how does he get a free combo! *mash mash mash*

[@innocentorphan1213]

Ah, the return of yolo death fist Paul. The true and tried DSP gameplay of throwing out a forward advancing special move that does half health on hit if it counters something, pretend it's massive skill when he throws it out spraying and praying. Once he ranks to opponents who can punish it, he's going to drop the character/game again. As every Tekken before.

[@HaouRex]

"Once he ranks to opponents who can punish it"
Phiel:
- That Bullshit!
- He just smash button!
- No Skill what so ever!
- LAGGGG!
- Game drop my move!!!
- Lack of character knowledge!
- snor

[@merlotpapi4930]

You act like DSP's tried and true gaming strategy of finding the cheesiest high damage/attack move or character and spamming it without learning any nuances whatsoever and getting punished for it is somehow new. The dude is such a fucking bum with fighting games he plays characters that do half health in 3 hits as he spams single hits, special moves, and a single flowchart hit string that he NEEDS to spam multiple times per match.

[@richardsinclair7661]

Qcf isn't even a hard input. I'd like to see him do a wavedash/electric input. I don't think those are particularly hard to pull off either (not after some practice, anyway) but when you're in an actual match they can be difficult.

[@ElFamosoDemon]

The guy doesn’t block and throws punches that don’t connect. Of course he’s going to get juggled.

[@entropywins_]

Can't block online man

[@camorpheusau2344]

More than 20 years after Tekken 4 came out, Phil still doesn't know how to input the full Demolition Man string 😭😮‍💨 painfully robust Paul gameplay

[@Clamfaced]

Reminder that Tekken 8 has a feature in which after every match you can rewatch, analyse and replay the match and the game will tell you what you should have done and you can replay specific moments in order to try a different technique or strategy. This would be extremely handy for DSP not only to learn what he did wrong, but learn how to overcome it and even prove his point at times: as since it's computer controlled there'd be no lag which he often claims is the issue. Or whenever he claims that someone is spamming something and he "can't get out of it" and that they character is "broken" he could prove that point by replaying that moment trying various different alternate methods., he could retry various combos he claimed didn't come out and would have beat the person. He has not used this feature at all yet.

[@barbsq]

It’s actually a sick system. I’m hoping it gets enough attention to start becoming a standard feature in more fighting games.

[@the0manslayer]

Uhh, no you mohrahn, he doesn't have time to do all that bullshit, alright? He's on a busy schedule busting his ass every day of the work week in his office, okay. Sound good? Alright. Okay. *snort*

[@adrianmartinez8125]

And he will never will. He knows well he lies and if he uses that feature he will be exposing himself so he won't use it because in his damaged head it is better just to blame the game rather to blame his lack of skill.

[@Clamfaced]

@@adrianmartinez8125 Hence why in online shooters his frist priority over anything is to skip the kill cam as quickly as possible because they'll show stuff in slow mo and from other angles and they kill the narrative.

[@lamarpray5324]

This is a well written comment. Aside from that he is like LTG. They refuse to practice with characters in their spare time or dedicate even a small amount of time in between matches to practice combos. Then they get in matches and blame everything on input lag, this character is broken, the wrong move came out etc.

[@grand1994]

I love how he says, “Everything’s a counter hit!” My guy, stop mashing them and they won’t all be counter hits 😂

[@collectingmemoriesyt]

Dave's brain is broken.

[@scorpion6328]

It has been since 1982.

[@BMur_]

Shattered into a 1000 PCs for sure

[@MaxsonAtTheFort]

Nothing but begging, Hogan pulls and Gin in that little peanut he calls a brain.😂

[@darkmage9252]

Philbert had a brain?

[@StationaryBeggar]

Its submerged in a sea of gin.

[@Dagger_G]

"Literally I couldn't do anything..." lol man this fukin guy

[@lmahu6627]

For someone who doesn't like pattern/flowchart gameplay, DSP sure does adhere to his flowchart of excuses.

[@lalolalolalo8972]

ah yes the old mashed electric lmao

[@ledgy69]

amazing comment

[@MTown587]

No matter the fighting game, the complaints are always the same

[@austin9568AuraMasterDX]

Reina making Phil ride the lightning, while he's married dood

[@DSPsWifesBf]

Phil seems so afraid of sex. Panda would practically complain about Phil never touching her and she wasn’t bad-looking (her personality was definitely unattractive though).

[@reccatimes2]

I'M PRESSING BUTTONS!!!

[@captinsparklezremix]

Yeah and that's the problem but Dave is too stupid to realise

[@joshsmith3893]

Oh boy, new DSP!
I have never seen a single video of this guy where he isn’t bitching or getting rolled.

[@kantanenakseli8886]

Tbf people only make these videos when he is bitching or getting rolled.. Which does happen almost daily

[@jedi49er1]

Look up his long lost brother low tier god...same shyt 😂😂😂

[@joshsmith3893]

LTG used to be so much funnier @@jedi49er1

[@zekeiwa5837]

@@kantanenakseli8886 that's the thing. usually you get a compilation of a streamer bitching that spans their entire career. phil gets one per stream
if he's not complaining or begging, he's just boring

[@floatinghamstick]

One of three things happen when Phil plays fighting games
1) Phil destroys his opponent, opponent is either a mouth breather or not familiar with fighting games. Phil talks about how this was a great match.
2) Phil wins but has to work for it. Phil claims that his opponent is spamming or that he doesn't know their character. Phil considers this a bad match for some reason.
3) Phil gets his shit pushed in. No matter what happens here, there is always an excuse. It is never that he was just outmatched. It is always lag abuse, spamming, bad net code or a combination, but never Phil's fault.

[@coltonwilkie241]

Rage quit is already inbound.

[@krustin]

Wage quit when he doesn't get 100 bucks by the evening.
"You wanted Tekken but I haz no support!"

[@jedi49er1]

"and he falls for every mix-up" off a win... however...when the shoe drops..."button masher," "lag," and "scrub player"... I'm watching ltg on location in Seattle 😂😂😂

[@2Kats1Roach]

I wonder why he picked Paul. Wouldn’t have anything to do with his combo loop exploit that was discovered and soon to be patched?

[@RoseKindred]

No, that is game mech- *snort* -canics dood. Not some mash mash mash loop.

[@innocentorphan1213]

Nah, it's because his one trick gameplay is to mash the UUUUOOOOHHHH!-punch over and over with Paul and pray for counter hits for half their health bar. Not a pattern player though, not a masher, intelligent gameplay dood.

[@NavaDownSouth]

drunken gin snort combo at 3 am watching jwong videos

[@coltonwilkie241]

I'm surprised he can even play Tekken without complaining about waifus and being married.
All the women being put into the school girl outfits must have him in complete mental torture.

[@butteredtoast3032]

Honestly i dont think he even has the brains to know that or even do it in game

[@GreaterGoodPrevails]

Memy I’m going to need that DSP laugh on every perfect please. It’s a tradition.

[@lawlessx9]

I wonder why he thinks he's the only one that should control the pace of a fight.

[@FallenOuroboros]

When DSP mashes the same combo: "They fell for my perfect mixup"
When his opponent uses the same combo: "All they do is mash mash mash! Nothing I can do!"

[@mikefidborg1]

Boy got juggled into goutblivion

[@darrylwoodbury]

It's funny how nothing's wrong when he wins but when he loses, he has a million excuses. Lack of character knowledge, lag, the other player got lucky, he can't do anything, etc.

[@JiveTurkey1982]

"Lack of character knowledge" is by far his worst cope. Literally akin to saying "the only reason they beat me is because I'm not good enough" but somehow that's not his fault. The delusion is real

[@shareefpeoples5317]

And its a no shat moment too. Like we all know you do mot play Tekken Phil. What are you going to do about the lack of character ​knowledge@@JiveTurkey1982

[@Vinaltor]

he uses the "can't do anything online" excuse in every fighting game he plays
thought it'd be different when he plays sf6 but everything just follows the same pattern

[@floatinghamstick]

He only likes matches where he destroys his opponent. Even if he wins 3-2, he complains that his opponent was spamming or he didn't know the character.
Phil's idea of a perfect match is where his opponent just stands there and let's him beat the shit out them.

[@misantrope6267]

"He's gonna hit me with that high/low mixup that i don't know how to stop!!!"
You duck. You duck...

[@SrCarlo20]

DSP's disadvantage state when he is in a game without an invincible reversal. A thing of beauty

[@MaxsonAtTheFort]

“MAsh JyAbb Man! WTF?!” - Pigroach

[@jeffsantos93]

Wasn't Street Fighter the saaaaame thing? "Mash jab"?

[@2FRESH-4U]

Imagine him watching a boxing match

[@scorpion6328]

@@2FRESH-4UI’d rather see Phil IN a boxing match and lose horribly

[@torchlight1785]

If you don’t play the way Phil wants you to play you’re “cheating.”

[@Clamfaced]

The way he wants people to play is so weird too like it should be turn taking. Like he takes a turn beating on them, then they take a turn, then he takes a turn. He wants every fighting game to play like Super Turbo from the 90s.

[@torchlight1785]

@@Clamfaced The man(baby) is trapped in the past.

[@lordfury18]

DSP winning: I GOT SKILLS
Dsp losing: THEIR CHEATING

[@Beneben20]

Love how he complains about mashing but is ALWAYS pressing buttons during someone’s combo string 😂😂

[@Ashkihyena]

Piggy is getting salty and man, I love it.

[@zekeiwa5837]

funny how the second phil can't spam a s-tier character (jun) he goes full ltg

[@Keepnitstylish]

You cant mash electric

[@torchlight1785]

Reality warps when Phil enters.
All rules are changed to fit his lazy play style, so don’t you dare beat him you scrub!!!

[@codyclarke9988]

12:38 *audible button mashing*
“Everything’s a counter hit!”

[@chupitrooper5878]

I guarantee if you took a shot every time he did Phoenix Breaker (i.e. "URAAAAUGH!") across all his Tekken gameplay you'd become as much of an alcoholic as him.

[@JadedEdge758]

I love how predictable he is. All fights were compromised of 90% punch and little kicks.. he doesnt know how to play at all.

[@lawlessx9]

Doesn't do rage art or grab 😅

[@MajorSquiggles]

His new favorite phrase is "lack of character knowledge" I wonder who taught him that excuse. That's called being bad at the game Phil.

[@gwoody4003]

Imagine having that attitude at your job.
I don't know what I am doing, can't be fxcked to learn. Just pay me already.

[@gwoody4003]

Actually... thats a good portion of the work force. 🤣

[@scorpion6328]

@@gwoody4003True, but Phil lacks all self awareness. So he’d admit the quiet part out loud and (unsurprisingly) piss off all his bosses.

[@krustin]

And when normal players lack character knowledge, they actually try to learn the matchup so they can do better next time. They most certainly don't cry about it for weeks on end. For some reason phillydelphia cant just lab these opponents or learn from match after match.
Its like a kid losing in football saying he doesn't know the rules and strategy, for years and years while the coaches repeat the basics over again, only for him to quit and call the other team cheaters.

[@stonyrivers7274]

Does Phil not understand frame data or is he actually pretending? It is insane to me that this guy who has countless thousands of hours in fighting game can't understand that mashing in the middle of a string or after the opponent is + on block leads to a counter hit. And complaining about Mishimas being brain dead while playing Paul is just incredible stuff. If I didn't know better I'd say he is playing a character.

[@pauloa.7609]

Is Paul Phoenix that hated? I only played 2 tekken in my life, tekken 3 and 6, I always loved Paul and was quite good with him.

[@damascusraven]

What a shame. Once again, Phil has gotten the only copy of the game that removes his inputs, has magical lag/framedrop that only he can detect, and gives every opponents' moves priority over his. Crazy.

[@Sparky_Jackson0]

LOL does dsp not understand having FRAME ADVANTAGE!!!!!

[@normousontwitch522]

His logic is so frustrating. I'm losing because I don't know how to play but it's the games fault.

[@nugzmedallion8929]

Very robust ear-pick -> pant-wipe combo after he somehow managed to mash out a Perfect at 11:55

[@maizakame689]

Doesn't crouch. Always mashes out of massive disadvantage (even on hit). Doesnt sidestep. Doesnt BLOCK. How he even made it to this rank is beyond me

[@ogueyratogeyrat7448]

He has high luck 😂

[@enigmaticheart666]

Low ranks are full of people just as bad as the pig, if you play an aggressive char with big damage or cheesy gameplay (Paul an king) you can do reasonably well

[@HiroOfLegend]

You don't start facing "good "players in Tekken until at least later red ranks or Tekken King. ALot of people hit orange via gimmicks. Like DSP has done.

[@CarlBriggs861]

We get the best salt in fighting games when Phil hits his skill ceiling and can no longer rank up and get a positive win record.
Like when he hit Master in SF6

[@NewZen41]

Man, between Dale's cognitive being robusted to precise, Pigroach here can't seem to clutch out anything from all of these mahshers, dood.
SF6 and Tekken 8 have been such great games for salt content from the two biggest salt lords *from* the FGC, and I hope they continue to produce more as time goes on.

[@RoseKindred]

Wait, I don't play Tekken anymore but do they show how many times a player disconnects now ( 16:02 ) ? I wonder what DSPs will say with all the rage quits that are sure to come.

[@inevitable854]

When you first get the notice to accept a match, it will tell you of the player is using wifi or not, how strong thr connection is, and it'll show you their disconnection rate as a percentage...

[@rareform6948]

I wonder if he will end up shutting on this game like he did MK1
It seems any game he sucks at he talks negative about

[@emocelot]

it's hilarious how he cries about the other person mashing non stop, but the reason he's getting hit is he's mashing on - frames all day long.

[@nyxterra2888]

You gotta love how everytime both the reina players got their hits in phil was mashing. There were even times he got hit and still tried to mash out something slow for whatever reason.

[@rabbyd542]

Uh oh, he ranked up enough to start running into thise "ahnline only" combos.
Literally all you have to do is watch the replay and the game will tell you what you need to know. Every time I'm at a loss, I spend five minutes in replay and completely learn what I need to.

[@tizza963]

I love how the excuses always start before he even loses. It’s like he doesn’t want you to think it’s maybe his fault for even half a second 😂

[@crypticDJ]

paul and devil jin are in the same tier just FYI for anyone wondering

[@snoozeflu]

Reina is this games version of Cammy, he used to struggle against Cammy in SF6.

[@miraclechao]

Lars and now Reina? Heihachi was just trying to protect his family! Don't hate them, Phil.

[@hadoukenzs]

He swears everybody else is mashing 😂 after all these years he still knows fuck all about frame data

[@pigroachman8712]

Watching these Kazuya’s absolutely obliterate the piggy is wonderful. Kazuya’s gonna be stacking money, bacon and them J’s. 💵 🥓 👟

[@desudesudesuneechan7985]

"Mash mash mash" This muppet thinks you can mash EWGF lmaoooo

[@Namudorii]

Did this man just call a double EWGF from nearly full screen a button mash...a Haymaker Maybe... but a button mash...

[@AkaiSuzume]

"lAcK oF ChAracTer kNowleDge" Does he seriously think that every Tekken player has memorised every single character's over 100 attacks? No one does that. Tekken runs on a very simple to understand and counter High, Mid and Low system. All grabs are broken the same way, depending on the arm that's doing the grabbing with some exception with King. I cannot handle this punchable man-child's copium, I swear to God.

[@monkai666]

Of course he found the one character pic with a burger in it.

[@inevitable854]

Why cant phil realize he needs to block a string then counter with a 10f jab and get the frame advatange on his side.

[@loubloom1941]

I don't even own tekken 8, but it's already my GOTY just because of this.

[@Grandobzen]

Since piggy is going to hit a wall much sooner than he did playing sf6, I doubt he will keep playing it for too long. But at least there's some salt to be had 😂

[@ninjamoose1574]

Master rank in SF6 multiple times across multiple platforms, former pro fighting game player, highest placing american at EVO that year...
and has 0 concept of what a frame trap is. Wild.

[@enigmaticheart666]

Almost like sf6 rank system is broken or something (imagine a fighting game where an overall losing record gets you master LOL)

[@V2ULTRAKill]

​​@@enigmaticheart666 every game you can hit the highest rank with an overall losing record
If youre stuck in low ranks for several thousand matches then after a while start learning and climb in a few hundred, that several thousand doesnt just disappear even if your recent matches ratio would be positive your overall wouldnt
Sf6 ranked is broken, but not a good explanation there

[@smward87]

Highest placing american at EVO on a version of the game 90% of the top players boycotted. That's the part he always leaves out.

[@medusajrjr]

Phil uses the same 3 moves and doesn't realize Paul has been able to reverse punches and kicks since tekken 3¡!

[@MartinPutniorz]

"That stuffed me," so now everything is a metaphor for his nose.

[@etch667]

"He was mashing and spamming and jabbing and lagging and playing a pattern whilst also throwing out random moves, no way to win." - DSPs ego, holder of the coveted tekken 3 mall trophy.

[@Flindo911]

Went 3/0 “I had her on the ropes”

[@gwoody4003]

That first Dragunov he faced, the 1st round the guy sat back and waited for DSP to do something, missed a punch and then DSP killed him in a spam of hits.
The second round, the guy was trying some things, testing DSP and barely won.
Then kicked the crap out of him the next few rounds 😂.
I don't play fighting games, and I could see the wheels in the guy's head spinning.
"OK this DSP guy leads with his chin and mashes buttons in a panic... I am just gonna press him, give him no space and let him freak out and whiff." 😂
I don't play fighting games, never got 4th in a boycotted tournament... and I can see this.
That first opponent wasn't even that good. I could see that too.
I can also see/hear DSP mashing frantically. He isn't doing anything on purpose. Scrub jab mashing and pattern play.
I think thats why he always accuses others of that... projection, as usual.
Can't even win with a cracked charachter 😂.

[@smward87]

The Reina at the end did the same thing. Phil Perfected her in the first round of the first match because she was just kind of feeling him out to see what he would do and how he plays. After that round, the beatdown commenced and it did not end lol.

[@crazyworld54321]

He can't stop the mashing guys! These no talent scrubs just always guess right and Fill just always guesses wrong. Scrubby pattern players aren't beating Fill. He's just ignorant. That's all. Tekken looks a lot like SF when Fill is taking the controller. It just doesn't matter because Fill is terrible at video games.

[@egnd]

Does every fighting game after super street fighter sucks to dsp? 😂

[@Clamfaced]

Yeah as thats the only one he's good at as it's very easy to learn, has a lot of basic combos, and to get good at a character you just learn a combo and spam it, his usual strategy.

[@SushiBurritoPapi]

Ok but who let this man get a 4 win streak😂

[@ogueyratogeyrat7448]

His fan

[@ninjamoose1574]

PSA: If you get hit by 7 moves in a row, it's probably you that's mashing. 🍵🐸

[@Seattlefan77]

The sound paul makes when his throw is escaped is hilarious

[@Skul1ManEXE]

SHAHUH

[@GreaterGoodPrevails]

Another banger. Thank you for this!

[@thenameisalreadyused5046]

Literally gets an electric in his face after the opponent blocked him: „Mashmashmash!“ xD

[@Oroboruscomp]

Gets hellsweeped by Renia. She goes into heavens gate +6... imma mash. "My button got stuffed" 🤔 I wonder why.

[@Vibechecks]

He’s gonna be using “lack of character knowledge” excuse months down the line

[@enokdnb7388]

That devil jin combo? Just hold down back on joystick...

[@izzyjones19]

(Reina executes 3 clean EWGF's in a row) clearly not mashing

[@henryposey6479]

It's kinda mashing. You automatically get electrics with Reina when you're in heat. And they're not the traditional input.

[@user-tb7kz7qp7y]

DSP can't handle our tomboy Reina's godly strength! 😆

[@dlgarner]

How can you have an excuse for every single time you even get hit in a fighting game?? (For over 10+ years) Of you have excuses for everything else in your life.

[@jazzygeofferz]

Wait, Phil's tactic of spamming something that's unsafe isn't working? I *am* surprised.

[@kwedl]

It's so weird how he complains about character knowledge or "i don't know that! how am i supposed to know that!".
There is literally a practice mode for that.

[@gagtjs]

Why doesn't DSP ever read chat for advice? Assuming it's not cut from the video I'm sure almost every time he says "I don't know the throw break/match up" SOMEONE in chat can tell him. I see it for every other streamer playing fighting games.

[@RangerProV1]

mayash!

[@thesamon123]

I love how he brought up frames, and frame traps. But his constant complaining about gettint stuffed proves that he knows Jack-8 shit about frames

[@adun3]

Phil is going to drop Paul so hard when people start ducking and launching the high in that string he loves to spam

[@Clamfaced]

DSP's technique is find a combo and just keep repeating it over and over, even if that combo gets patched, even if people learn to adapt and overocme it as they learn teh game more in coming weeks, just keep repeating that same combo over and over and in his mind because it used to work, it should always work in every fight.

[@pipehelix5776]

Right on the 0 second mark.
"I can't stop the mashing!" Dude is getting HIT and mashing launcher himself, blocking electrics and still pressing. Does he really think he did nothing wrong, everything correct?

[@BovineIntervention]

Bro calling getting juggled by electrics mash LMAO

[@ByteMyNPC]

Did he just say “Frame Trap Hit Strings”

[@catfiish8125]

lordy why does he even try at this point?

[@jonwootton2142]

Tekken 8 has become Mash Bros Saltimate

[@Smackrat]

Self-acclaimed former pro fighting game player doesn't understand why he can't block a hellsweep on reaction.

[@Dominic.p20]

"Everything is counter hit!" Well when you keep pressing during strings, wall pressure, and after heat dash that's what happens lmao

[@roundishcap]

I have never seen anyone fall for the same frame trap 6 times in a row before. He really has one game plan, and it sucks. Also in the same sentence he says "not attacking, don't know why I am getting hit, Everything stuffs what I do." if you are getting stuffed, you are not blocking.

[@infernoburn7849]

Only DSP thinks throwing out Electrics is mashing 😂

[@JacobTD]

One thing I’m noticing from DSP is that he keeps trying to interrupt strings he admits to not knowing about
Phil, the problem isn’t the game not allowing you to do anything. The problem is you doing something that will leave you wide open to be obliterated.

[@granddaddy_funk]

He fucking noticed they were doing the same shit and had no reaction lol.

[@InfestedJester]

EWGF = mashing 😆 This guy.