The UNSCOUTABLE(?) Cannon Rush | Cheesiest MAN Alive

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  • @jaewonkim279
    @jaewonkim279 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    Hey guys. Ive watched every Harstem’s videos since the original Pretending to be AFK and this channel has been the most important community to me. Well, I have the biggest interview in my life in 3 hours. This will determine if I become a doctor. Just wanted to share this, and I hope everyone has a killer day

    • @Dennishjohansen
      @Dennishjohansen ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Good luck @Jeawon kim
      Hope your interview goes well

    • @twofish777
      @twofish777 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      GLHF

    • @niccreznic8259
      @niccreznic8259 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      GL and we support you if you decide to become a sc2 pro instead

    • @Schoolfunds1
      @Schoolfunds1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s easier to become a doctor lol (but seriously)

    • @Schoolfunds1
      @Schoolfunds1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fellow SC and Harstem fan. Managed to continue playing SC2 throughout medical school.. far less often during residency. Good luck!

  • @jaewonkim279
    @jaewonkim279 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Cannon rushes then says “I just wanted a standard game”

    • @chloesmith4065
      @chloesmith4065 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well I mean it is PvP... Building in the other player's base is a standard game :P

  • @Alloran
    @Alloran ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The Captain's existential crisis during cheesiest man alive is what keeps me coming back. There's nothing like watching a guy begin to question his purpose and meaning in life while attempting a cannon rush or trying to figure out why the opponent is playing nonstandard.

    • @jantuitman
      @jantuitman ปีที่แล้ว

      It pains me sometimes to watch it. I feel that if Harstem looses, it is very often because he becomes either very scared and thinks he is behind and then does not use his army for far too long time, or he becomes crazy optimistic about how much he is ahead. In all cases his emotions seem to be his worst enemy.

  • @mefikFS
    @mefikFS ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The moment Cpt said his comp will be unbeatable, I knew the ending of that story :P

  • @Zmej420BlazeIt
    @Zmej420BlazeIt ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love these. Since i stopped playing myself i dont enjoy watching the super high level play as much. No longer remember all the players and the pro meta.
    These are just pure sc2 fun. High level but no drama or technical plays that are over my head

  • @PavlosPapageorgiou
    @PavlosPapageorgiou ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Massing units and not knowing what's going on seems like a normal StarCraft game to me

  • @banshee_2552
    @banshee_2552 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Haha, I'm German and I laughed very badly as you sad "Schadenfreude" 😂 you're the best

  • @chanlaoshi8634
    @chanlaoshi8634 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    WAKE UP
    cannonrush and put a little makeup
    cannonrush to fade away the shakeup
    cannonrush the keys up on the table
    cannonrush creates another fable (you wanted to)

  • @luxon4
    @luxon4 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:14 Maxpax: they like cheesevideos?
    H: they love cheesevideos. and it's fun and easy to make. nothing better than cannonrushing some poor fool.

  • @TiredOwl464
    @TiredOwl464 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That story with DiMaga was so sweet. Be kind to each other fellas!

  • @SmithnWesson
    @SmithnWesson ปีที่แล้ว +8

    In the third game, you did not give a GLHF. This actually gives your opponent a clue. If you're in too much of a rush to give a greeting, then you're going to do a cannon rush.

    • @gmurph623
      @gmurph623 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Harstem usually does it before the game starts.

    • @januszkurahenowski2860
      @januszkurahenowski2860 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gmurph623 Yeah, if you play a custom game but it's ladder so how?

    • @januszkurahenowski2860
      @januszkurahenowski2860 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When someone doesn't say gl hf I immediately scout for cheese, it means they are busy, potentially tilted or an asshole so cheese is like 3x as likely lol. It's funny seeing those people shocked when I find out when they've clued me in themselves

  • @Illiadofmalorne
    @Illiadofmalorne ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've never seen a cannon rush start so good then get thrown so bad lol. It happens though from personal experience. The cannon rush goes "too good" and your brain shuts off since youve "already won"

  • @xSteveLoL
    @xSteveLoL ปีที่แล้ว +13

    More cannon rushes from Harstem is always a good day

  • @Sumlildood
    @Sumlildood ปีที่แล้ว +2

    is there a reason you dont build a shield battery while you cannon rush? seems like that could seal the deal if its in the back? Again, im a noob though

  • @andreashalbfeld7671
    @andreashalbfeld7671 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You're a content MACHINE!

  • @tatatatartine2588
    @tatatatartine2588 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorite thing about you cannon rushing is to imagine Printf's reaction while watching this disaster :D

  • @ХЕЙТЕРЫ-ы2б
    @ХЕЙТЕРЫ-ы2б ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol. Man you know The Beatles's "Help"! Not bad for cannon rusher, bro! xD

  • @Protegit
    @Protegit ปีที่แล้ว

    That highschool rant was too real tho

  • @Rawsawn
    @Rawsawn ปีที่แล้ว

    There has to be a math to this, im not good at math or at starcraft but pylons take X time how many workers does he have to pull to get through a pylon screen and a cannon before both are active, and will it be able to fire enough to redeem its worth. Thats the math you need to have from my perspective. Also alternatively if you can build and cancel a certain amount of cannons/pylons before gateway/marines/zerglings/queens comes out can you meanwhile net a higher mining count than the enemy and then just always do that to always get a headstart into a standard game? If so i think you can change the meta on some maps to just always do that and enemy has to respond or die while at the same time get behind on mining.

  • @Schoolfunds1
    @Schoolfunds1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Your follow-up’s should be cheesier… after a someone successful initial attack, you should go for carrier or tempest rush..

  • @chrisrose1983
    @chrisrose1983 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like seeing how Maxpax wishes him a good day.

  • @alfonshasel1995
    @alfonshasel1995 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watched lowko casting her0s phoenix cannon rush against maxpax earlier today. Harstems first game is kinda a twisted version of this

  • @WRJara
    @WRJara ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dude, wtf, how did u tilt so much in the first 2 minutes, u had it on the bag xD

  • @stinz1993
    @stinz1993 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly watching you do a cannon rush with German accent is s tier

  • @trentostgaard
    @trentostgaard ปีที่แล้ว +1

    interesting insight that immortal/voids is good at 170 supply, for me I feel differently, if I take any amount of harass in the early game this is my obligatory all in composition and I spend no time waiting to attack my opponents

  • @anzyroadside2374
    @anzyroadside2374 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mass phoenixes melting to a greater mass phoenixes is a sight to see.

  • @Adrianzx
    @Adrianzx ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The older I get the more I realize that real life is exactly like high school. All the b******* that existed in high school is just more extreme as an adult.

  • @hanrockabrand95
    @hanrockabrand95 ปีที่แล้ว

    Schadenfreude is my favorite German word. Maginot line is my favorite French.

  • @32Tumbles
    @32Tumbles ปีที่แล้ว

    You are the Ben Finegold of Starcraft 2. I'm sure you've heard that a million times before

  • @webrunnr
    @webrunnr ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you are regularly struck by old friends, I understand why you are confused in regular life. Real friends won't abuse you.

  • @RMarkNolan
    @RMarkNolan หลายเดือนก่อน

    I thought that last cannon rush would result in a win!

  • @rafaujma7534
    @rafaujma7534 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think like SC2DAY is due to one more episode. I would love to hear what you have to say about what happened in Katowice.

  • @Alexiuso
    @Alexiuso ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally!! My favorite Harstem episode! 😃

  • @Adrianzx
    @Adrianzx ปีที่แล้ว

    I like waking up and cannon rushing

  • @riley97
    @riley97 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mass phoenix against mass phoenix is beautiful to see

  • @tyarthas
    @tyarthas ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So apparently, us creatures of the sea aren't welcome on this video?

    • @nekrosis4431
      @nekrosis4431 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is not HarstemCasts
      He opens (almost) every Cast with that but (sadly) on his main channel, he never greets the creatures of the sea.

  • @Zemkezis
    @Zemkezis ปีที่แล้ว

    There's 2 phoenix wars. In one of them he made phoenixes.

  • @wedgeantilles8575
    @wedgeantilles8575 ปีที่แล้ว

    No offense, but the first part (5 mins) of the first game reminded me a lot of the Brone League Heroes games from Winter :D

  • @felicityc
    @felicityc ปีที่แล้ว

    that first game was excellent

  • @Mamutete
    @Mamutete ปีที่แล้ว

    Worse than high school. People in some workplaces act like inmates from jail. or toddlers. The gossiping, envy, the backstabbing, the childish behaviors... So glad you have your own business and don't have to deal with any of that.

  • @Pyladin
    @Pyladin ปีที่แล้ว

    Confucius would be happy about this game

  • @andreygalkin5666
    @andreygalkin5666 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your videos!

  • @Cheshire9k
    @Cheshire9k ปีที่แล้ว

    For the cheesiet man alive Harstem knows nothing about cheese.

  • @Firestorm-tq7fy
    @Firestorm-tq7fy ปีที่แล้ว

    28:14 🤣👌🏼

  • @Zmej420BlazeIt
    @Zmej420BlazeIt ปีที่แล้ว

    "what could go wrong?"

  • @TimTamChips01
    @TimTamChips01 ปีที่แล้ว

    "this is the suicide of a lifetime" he says

  • @chrisgriffith1573
    @chrisgriffith1573 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Schadenfreude* Grrrreat conversation peice there!

  • @verigumetin4291
    @verigumetin4291 ปีที่แล้ว

    Give us your thoughts on IEM Harstem!

  • @AntiDoctor-cx2jd
    @AntiDoctor-cx2jd ปีที่แล้ว

    working in congress is basically high-school

  • @AntiDoctor-cx2jd
    @AntiDoctor-cx2jd ปีที่แล้ว

    really sad not having an iodis for a while

  • @Syaska
    @Syaska ปีที่แล้ว

    I work at a highschool and it's just like highschool

  • @sc2youtube744
    @sc2youtube744 ปีที่แล้ว

    Would love to hear harstems views on TIME.

  • @Keripundrik
    @Keripundrik ปีที่แล้ว

    thermy cheese would be on game 7 by now :D

  • @You-ul8qw
    @You-ul8qw ปีที่แล้ว

    XYlove could be a chinese player, since the chinese server shut down all the high level players from there have had to move to other servers, whilst EU would certainly be less popular than NA or KR, you could expect a couple people to try it out a bit I think.

    • @zerger2419
      @zerger2419 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gess you were right, I saw him in bilibili

  • @benjamineidam
    @benjamineidam 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If ± was a game of SCII:

  • @chrisgriffith1573
    @chrisgriffith1573 ปีที่แล้ว

    Second game, should have stuck it out- while they defeated your rush, they also had not mined in about a solid minute...

  • @MrMali22
    @MrMali22 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm 29:00 and i think you had the win. I'm predicting now that you lose since you're not keeping the pressure on. Lol i hope I'm wrong but i have watched too much Harstem and i notice when you out think yourself.
    Edit: lol i knew it. And you say you shouldn't have been on the map but you should've been. You had to know after showing void rays he was going to make something for it. You gave him like 5 minutes free to do it

  • @ludisnemo887
    @ludisnemo887 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The AI generated thumbnails look uncanny.

    • @HappytreeLuis
      @HappytreeLuis ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are they really?

    • @ludisnemo887
      @ludisnemo887 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HappytreeLuis That is not an actual human face.

    • @nR00R
      @nR00R ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@ludisnemo887 Lmao it's literally easier for him to make a goofy face for a thumbnail than AI generate one. Clown

    • @ludisnemo887
      @ludisnemo887 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nR00R *WHOOOOSH*

    • @nR00R
      @nR00R ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ludisnemo887 Oh it was just a dogshit quality joke, /Whoosh indeed. Sorry, I have a hard time picking up jokes that stupid.

  • @ingainloggningsnamn
    @ingainloggningsnamn ปีที่แล้ว

    Can't lose Pylons if you have no Pylons.

  • @sc2youtube744
    @sc2youtube744 ปีที่แล้ว

    TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @DalaranBBB
    @DalaranBBB ปีที่แล้ว

    YOSH

  • @KPEXIO
    @KPEXIO ปีที่แล้ว

    oh good. It looks like you're streaming in a higher definition now. I'm glad that you stopped gambling.

  • @Larsino2000
    @Larsino2000 ปีที่แล้ว

    the first game was really the worst cannon rush combined with the worst defense in SC2 history.

  • @kthxbi1
    @kthxbi1 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol thumbnail

  • @tyrellarson
    @tyrellarson ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok this has been bothering me for a while. How does he know at a glance how many workers he has? At 11:50 he said "I have 76 workers already". Where is that info?

    • @corey.shuman
      @corey.shuman ปีที่แล้ว

      If you hover your cursor over the unit counter in the top right it'll show you a tooltip with worker count.

    • @tyrellarson
      @tyrellarson ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@corey.shuman No shit... !! Amazing. Thanks my dude.

  • @jjesl
    @jjesl ปีที่แล้ว

    hahahah cannon rush into moronic phoenix fights. This should be the title of the video.

  • @asdqwe123610
    @asdqwe123610 ปีที่แล้ว

    hello i am a creature of the sea and i feel very unwelcome why was i not welcomed harstem

  • @chrisgriffith1573
    @chrisgriffith1573 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not very high MMR... 5.5 -LOL, Ha! I only wish...

  • @egilsjolander779
    @egilsjolander779 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol! A cannonrusher is never the protagonist.

  • @dreamzerg
    @dreamzerg ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First

  • @GeneralPathik4201luv
    @GeneralPathik4201luv ปีที่แล้ว

    4th

  • @Toxicflu
    @Toxicflu ปีที่แล้ว

    Why clickbait with a failed canon rushes? Please start watching PrintF and learn how to. (ps spending over 500 minerals to kill a 400 mineral nexus puts you behind, and you spent like way more).

  • @MeesterG
    @MeesterG ปีที่แล้ว +2

    win 1 game, lose 2. Free spoilers today :D

    • @shize9ine
      @shize9ine ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, I’m watching here!

    • @MeesterG
      @MeesterG ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shize9ine risk you took when you went to the comments :p

  • @StrikerEureka1
    @StrikerEureka1 ปีที่แล้ว

    i laught because in recomended i see these videos of chessiest man alive, im always busy so i dont click on them . i thought like a casting about byun or raynor idk. but you meant yourself xdd

  • @ryanstradford9771
    @ryanstradford9771 ปีที่แล้ว

    First