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@@I-didnt-ask-you That would be the *WeIRdEst* crossover ever. Just imagine, a smash from the cupboard, while Harry's sitting on his bed, looking terrified, and Lara just breaks into his room. She stands in the doorway, the camera zooms in on her, and she just goes, "Mr. Potter, I believe I am in need of your assistance." *Harry Potter and Lara Croft team up to find the Triangle*
I’m disappointed you didn’t mention the scene where the butler calmly puts on body armour and nonchalantly cocks a shotgun while putting on his slippers.
Just like Alfred, he knows just what to do in any situation. "Ah well, my master/mistress got in deep shit again. Time to go kick some ass in a dignified manner."
MutterBilk Miscuit what about how casual he is about getting ready to deal with the assault team? He’s just strolling getting the shotgun and the bulletproof vest cus he knows Lara is having a wonderful time playing with them.
Lara is a character that... really doesn’t need a motivation to go on adventures. Honestly, it’d be far more difficult to find a believable reason for her to _not_ be swinging over waterfalls in the Amazon rainforest.
Agreed, Lara's motivation for going on adventures in pyramids and jungles is more or less the same motivation I have for opening up steam and playing a game. "I'm bored, this is what I do for fun."
In the very first Tomb Raider game, if I remember correctly, there's an opening cutscene where the villain tries to pay her to hunt for treasure and Lara rejects the offer, stating "I only play for sport". Which prompts the villain to change the offer from a cash incentive to a dangerous and wild enough place to pique Lara's interest.
She never wanted to set foot in the Amazon after learning of him being swallowed whole by that giant anaconda....I WISH that was actually movie-cannon LOL!
Zodia195 - I've watched a bunch of the behind-the-scenes stuff and it's really cool when the two of them are sitting next to each other with Angelina saying basically that it was nice, being able to react to him naturally - it didn't feel like acting, because she's more afraid of losing her dad than she'll readily admit - so to her, Lara's quest to get closer to her dad, and maybe bring him back is genuine. And he just put his arm around her shoulders after that. It's nice that for all the goofy shit she did, her dad's always had her back, tried to get her cleaned up and happy.
Max Dresser I think the problem with British actors doing American accents is they try too hard to actually say the R sound or say “last” instead of “lahst.” Similarly, I think Americans doing British accents try to imitate the Queen’s proper accent when England has several different British accents.
@@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151 I love how you point how how Britain has multiple English accents, but forget there are many different American accents as well. To say how an American chooses one accent despite doing it well is kind of dumb. That's like getting mad at someone for choosing one specific impression of Robin Williams, even though you could do any kind but they chose the one they wanted. Many British people do still have proper English accents, you know.
Honestly I agree with Doug. Both it and Cradle of Life (please review it next) are suitably ridiculous in that way Tomb Raider is, and amazingly captures the spirit of the games amazingly well. Hell as snobby as Roger Ebert was, he actually gave both these flick 3/4 stars. Dumb, but fun, and don't forsake or disrespect the lore it's based on.
Though I find both entertaining, I think Cradle of Life is the better film. Still plenty of fun action set-pieces and stunts, but a bit more focus on the characters, and a bit less of the dated late 90s/early 2000s visual cliches. Also, the mystical artifact of the week is less confusing, and they dialed back Jolie's bra padding.
Ebert was pretty well known for meeting a film on the level it was trying to reach. It's the reason he's elevated over most critics. I'd hardly use the word snobby to describe the guy, especially if you actually read his reviews to see which movies he embraces and why.
Considering how Lara Croft was depicted in the 90's, the movie is actually consistent with the source material and Angelina Jolie was the best actress that could have portrayed the character. I would have preferred a film adaptation of the TR1 PlayStation game plot and a bit more focus on the atmospheric aspects of her actually raiding tombs. If they had gone more in a direction of Indiana Jones and less action focused, and maybe some subtle horror elements, I think it could have done well and been more faithful to the franchise's original premise. Could have been better, but could have been much worse. I went to the theater to see this movie when it was originally released and it was about what I expected it to be, which was a reasonably enjoyable experience. It's a lot better than other movie adaptations of video games. I had no idea that a sequel to this had ever been made though until several years later after release.
I personally think that of all of the video game movies out there (many of which are bad), this 1 is good enough to be in the top 10. That said, does anybody out there know of 9 others that are good enough to make that list?
I think it's unbelievably weird how, despite this being such a bad movie, somehow Jolie nailed that role. It's something so bad, and yet so iconic, that when the new Tomb Raider comes out, they'll probably still be comparing it to hers. And it's not like Jolie doesn't have her share of both good and bad movies, but somehow, when talking about her, this role is the first thing that comes into mind, especially that DVD cover. I think she was JUST like every gamer had always pictured Lara
also this is the only movie Daniel Craig's sex appeal is challenged and battered by the presence of the female lead. Only Jolie and Ms Theron can do that
Well, I went to see this first movie. And I had a fan of Tomb Raider with me.. After the movie we discussed the movie at a bar..found it entertaining and fun... But a great popcorn movie..
I don't care what anyone says, THIS is the real Lara Croft for me. Adrenaline junkie, flirty, stoic, fearless, impossibly good at everything she does. She's the female version of James Bond, and the original creators of Lara Croft described her specifically as that while designing her for the games. That's why she was so awesome, and I have no shame in saying I love this movie and still watch it sometimes!
Tomb Raider, Con Air, Expenables 2... Am I the only one who is starting to think that Simon Wests style of blockbuster action is just the right amount of stupid fun? And that he's kind of underappreciated for his work in that genre?
I've yet to see this movie or its sequel directed by Jan De Bont but out of Expandables 2 and Con Air I love Con Air more. Nic Cage was great in it. Who knew 1997 (also the year I was born) would be the year of Nicolas Cage action movies
Honestly, casting angelina jolie was probably the single most perfect choice possible for that role. She had the perfect match in the look, and as critic mentioned, she had the wild child reputation that would make it believable. I just cant even begin to think of who else could have been chosen for that role other than her. I mean, who else could have been considered an action star back then? Sigourney weaver? Whats her face, the female marine in the alien flick? You just dont have many choices. Now at least we have wonder woman as a potential if they decide to reboot this film.
Kate Beckingsale. Her own action breakout came just two years later. Still a great actress, beautiful, and actually British. Also, it doesn't matter about padding because even jolie needed padding.
Well, as a woman who was a fan of Tomb Raider back in the late 90's-early 00's, I always enjoyed this movie. We didn't have that many movie-action-heroines back then (mostly were on TV), and movie-Lara was a step above the two-dimensional woman of the games. She did seem to have an actual personality here, thanks to Jolie's great performance, and I liked that she was an actual action hero, not a damsel-in-distress trying to pass as capable; not raped for the sake of moving her storyline. Even the closest thing she had to a love-interest was more of a Croft-boy than a proper love-interest. It was, like you said, cool.
Well, I'm a fangirl of Tomb Raider too, and I just hated this movie ... Maybe because I watched it much later than you did. This is mostly the rough portrait, not very subtle and very caricatural of Lara that enervated me. Me, who always wanted to be like her in my youth, in no way I wish to be in the manner whose Angelina Jolie plays in the film, badly raised, repressing his title of Lady, and looking at everyone from top in a superior air. The Lara Croft of the game seemed to be more mature, smart and candid, a blend of purity and hardness. Here, it is constant and insolent hardness. Of course, it's my personal point of view. (French, my Engish is maybe bad.) ^^
Lily Jean, I know that feeling. I feel the same sort of way when I look at the original Devil May Cry's Dante and the reboot DmC: Devil May Cry's Dante.
Well, that's Generic-90s-Strong-Woman for you. It was that or Strong-Suffering-Woman-Who-Just-Wants-To-Be-Loved-But-Her-Strenght-Scares-The-Boys-Away type. There were different times.
26:10 "And while Tomb Raider will evolve-" yes, much like Alicia Vikander's neck has evolved in that poster to ensure she can properly and efficiently raid tombs and hard to reach areas.
Here are some more possible explanations for the mysterious Batmanning kid: 1) She was a witch from the Harry Potter universe and she Apparated 2) She was possessed by an angel from the Supernatural universe and teleported 3) She was using a time travelling vortex manipulator like River Song, or 4) She didn't want to be adopted by Jolie and ran as fast as she could
You want arguments about the Mortal Kombat movie ? The actors are either good, okay or hilarious. The fighting scenes are well done. The story and characters are either close to the source material or well adapted. The bad things are still fun to watch.
GEEKFOREVER I remember watching the Mortal Kombat movie, and I can say, most of those arguments are bullshit. But the movie is hilarious in it's cheapness.
Devan Weathers Oh for sure. Metroid has some of the coolest upgrades and items in any video game. The Ice Beam alone is cooler than anything in this movie (pun fully intended).
Harry Potter wakes up and gets crushed by wood. Credits- Directed by Chris Columbus Lara- "Let me just push that corpse of Harry Potter out of the way"
I figured Chris Stuckmann got you to see this, 10:52 pretty much confirmed it. Not complaining, the more excuses we have to get more Beavis and Butthead impressions, the better.
Corvus Callosum I even went to AwesomeCon 2017 and 2018 as Kim Possible! And before you ask, yes, I am a guy, but that doesn’t mean I can’t cosplay a girl! I even met Will Friedle, the guy who played Ron Stoppable! I wish I could meet the voice actress who played Kim!
The key in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, was that the actress was alledgedly under severe mental difficulties during the time of recording, to the point that she was on heavy stimulants. This means that in a lot of scenes, she is genuinely fighting herself, as well as her doing her own stunts in the movie too - apparently whenever she hit the ground she got right back up even angrier and wanting to re-shoot it instantly.
Angelina had a bad relationship with her real father on screen (John Voigt) and the movie (the "I miss you" reconnecting scenes) helped them heal and grow at the time.
I thought the film was average. One question though: are you going to do Dreamworks-uary again to review Puss in Boots, The Croods, Turbo, Mr. Peabody and Sherman, How to Train your Dragon 2, Penguins of Madagascar, Home, Kung Fu Panda 3, Trolls, The Boss Baby and Captain Underpants The first Epic Movie please? Just think about it.
Hi, I'm from 2019. Sorry to disappoint you, but this didn't happen. While February isn't over yet, it is the 24th and I'm pretty sure it's not happening.
You know? It was a just plain fun movie. And for a movie called Tomb raider? That's all I wanted. People who ran around had adventures and went to crazy places while having actually somewhat fun fights. Good enough for me.
This was an extra funny review! I'm personally a fan of the new Tomb Raider game, but Doug has made some good points on why this Lara Croft would be fun to see again.
Flynn Ryan Doug's skits have always needed some work, but working humor into his critiques is something that appears to be second nature (if you don't realize how hard he works on these things!). Everybody's a critic, but few are any good...
Fun fact: The "safety plan" for the Syberian temple destruction scene was "Run from here to here, and don't get hit by ANYTHING." (It's mentioned in the special features DVD...*cough* which I know because I own both movies *cough*....)
Yoooou know that's not people in cartoon like suits, riiiight ? "Still kicks ass".. . . coz she can.. . . speak into a mic ?! Your statement makes no sense !
Have you replied to the wrong post, Bear ? Do you even THINK, bro ? Lets help those critical thinking skills.. . . Lemanic "Angelina Jolie is Tigress in ”Kung Fu Panda”. She still kicks ass" Reply ""Still kicks ass".. . . coz she can.. . . speak into a mic ?!" A real person does not kick ass, which she IS doing in the Tomb Raider film, as a VOICE to a CGI character !...who also ISN'T "jumping around in front of a green screen..." to voice a CGI character. Context is everything, Bear. Lemanic gave it and so did i and you missed it. Bonus lesson ! Judging people online. Mr Hatesfun ? 30+ years DJing. Made thousands upon thousands of people dance. Friends with Hip Hop legends, Techno/ Electro / House legends and helped nurture one of Brit Pops most beloved bands.....and i'm MrHatesfun ? heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Stick to the subject and away from ad hominems. Now, i have vodka to drink. Good day, Sir I SAID GOOD DAY. Ivadinuff Shutupyabitch
Two things I just discovered about Lara's butler. 1) He's played by Chris Barrie, A.K.A. the hologram guy, Arnold Rimmer, from the old TV show Red Dwarf. 2) In doing that quick google search found that the butler's name is Hillary. Yes, really.
The real problem with video games is the movie studios change the story; focus on the action; and undermine the characters and plot; and choose the worst games to adept into movies. Why not make a BioShock; Fallout; Alan Wake; Knights Of The Old Republic; Spec Ops - The Line; or Metal Gear Solid. Another big problem is, video games are like books. You can't perfectly adept War And Peace into a two hour movie, and you can't perfectly adept Fallout into a two hour movie. A miniseries or straight up TV show would be a better fit for something that's very long; has many characters; and a massive ans sweeping story.
BioShock - World of Tomorrow (why they choose the bad ending is beyond me), Fallout - Mad Max Fury Road, Alan Wake - some Stephen King adaption just has to fit, as Wake seems to be based on him, Spec Ops is based on "Heart of Darkness" which was adapted for the big screen as Apocalypse now. Still no Knights of the old Republic, though.
Sandman382 I know but the running gag of her getting her rides from people she saved is only really cemented after watching a few episodes, so I'm being optimistic and choosing to believe he watched at least a little bit of the show
WHy did we never see all those deeds in action that the people who helped Kim claimed she had done for them? I know it is supposed to be an ongoing joke, but as far as I know, she is the worlds biggest teen show-off with no credibility to back her up. ......yes I always hated Kim Possible.
MidKnight2142 I definitely got it! Considering a few years ago he listed it as his 3rd favourite TV show I knew it was coming. I would have been shocked if he hadn't made a joke.
6 years later I'm playing Tomb Raider Remastered and I stick to my opinion that the movie is just like the games, so it's fine. The games are pure cheese. And the best thing is that Lara never comes off like a poser who has to prove herself in a man's world, like in today's media. She just does her hobby and cold-heartedly igores anyone in her way.
I guessing critic needs a pick me up from "mars attacks" by reviewing "Lara croft: tomb raider" also this film was alright considering I never play the vid-game before
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The truth is that none of this was scripted, thy just followed Jolie around with a camera for a week.
...I find that believable.
They actually didn't have a complete script when they starting shooting the movie.
Yeah. Not to mention that the main actor for Lara Craft actually did some of the stunts scenes herself.
who wouldn't want to watch that?
@Safer_7
You mean like that time when they filmed Woody Harrelson in his trailer for a week and then they put the movie "2012" around him ?
"Let me just push this corpse of Harry Potter out of the way."
Okay, that made me laugh.
Ryan Kmetz When that scene played I yelled at the phone “No! Stop! You’re gonna destroy Harry Potter’s room!”.
@@I-didnt-ask-you That would be the *WeIRdEst* crossover ever. Just imagine, a smash from the cupboard, while Harry's sitting on his bed, looking terrified, and Lara just breaks into his room. She stands in the doorway, the camera zooms in on her, and she just goes,
"Mr. Potter, I believe I am in need of your assistance."
*Harry Potter and Lara Croft team up to find the Triangle*
Cringe asf...
I’m disappointed you didn’t mention the scene where the butler calmly puts on body armour and nonchalantly cocks a shotgun while putting on his slippers.
puts on one slipper, cocks shotgun, puts on the next slipper!
it's like "Oh, it's that time of night again."
He’s off to clean Lister’s socks
darkblood626 loved him
Just like Alfred, he knows just what to do in any situation. "Ah well, my master/mistress got in deep shit again. Time to go kick some ass in a dignified manner."
The movie was okay, but they forgot the scene where Lara locks the butler in the refrigerator because he doesn’t understand personal space.
That was a Kingdom of the Crystal Skull joke waiting to happen
He tried to hit her with the worm do line
@@monhunterz5430 Um. That's actually a Tomb Raider video game joke.
Notice that this is a younger butler. We can only speculate as to what happened to the old one.
MutterBilk Miscuit what about how casual he is about getting ready to deal with the assault team?
He’s just strolling getting the shotgun and the bulletproof vest cus he knows Lara is having a wonderful time playing with them.
Also you forgot to mention the fun trivia which is that Lara's father is played by Jon Voight, who is Angelina Jolie's father!
Hey, BB, how ya doin'?
Hey you awsome beast boy and amazing
Lol
Like father like daughter bad acents
In the anaconda films
@@seanchukwuezi3079…that was Jennifer Lopez….
Daniel Craig back when he was full of life and didn't want to kill himself before doing another James Bond.
I am sooo disappointed in the fact that there was 0 mentions of Jon Voight, her actual father, playing her father. Shaaaame
Yes, shaaaaaaaaaame
All in the name of avoiding Baby Geniuses PSTD
22:51
Lara is a character that... really doesn’t need a motivation to go on adventures. Honestly, it’d be far more difficult to find a believable reason for her to _not_ be swinging over waterfalls in the Amazon rainforest.
Agreed, Lara's motivation for going on adventures in pyramids and jungles is more or less the same motivation I have for opening up steam and playing a game. "I'm bored, this is what I do for fun."
In the very first Tomb Raider game, if I remember correctly, there's an opening cutscene where the villain tries to pay her to hunt for treasure and Lara rejects the offer, stating "I only play for sport". Which prompts the villain to change the offer from a cash incentive to a dangerous and wild enough place to pique Lara's interest.
Angelina Jolie’s performance elevates this movie to “memorable guilty pleasure” status
Ben Wasserman yep, pretty much
Actually it’s Chris Barrie for me. As well as the other character actors who show up for bits
100% agreed.
this is angelina pre-homewreck
Ben Wasserman this movie kind of made Angelia Jolie an international star
I am surprised Critic didn't mention that Lara's father is actually played by Angelina's real life father.
Zodia195 that actually pretty cool, I’m not gonna lie.
Zodia195 Nani ?!
Yeah, I thought that was a nice touch.
She never wanted to set foot in the Amazon after learning of him being swallowed whole by that giant anaconda....I WISH that was actually movie-cannon LOL!
Zodia195 - I've watched a bunch of the behind-the-scenes stuff and it's really cool when the two of them are sitting next to each other with Angelina saying basically that it was nice, being able to react to him naturally - it didn't feel like acting, because she's more afraid of losing her dad than she'll readily admit - so to her, Lara's quest to get closer to her dad, and maybe bring him back is genuine. And he just put his arm around her shoulders after that. It's nice that for all the goofy shit she did, her dad's always had her back, tried to get her cleaned up and happy.
*Pushes up glasses*
Actually, Doug, it’s not “Lair-ah”, it’s pronounced “Lah-ra”
*The more you know*
And Lara's boobs aren't square. They're triangle. ;)
Flame of Udun thank you the first 30 seconds of this drove me nuts
...cannopt wait till the next 11 Critic Fuckups.
My eye twitched each time...
Flame of Udun how did Doug not realize he mispronounced the name?
17:40 when they slowly walk away from the giant statue being:
The Last Unicorn: "Never run from anything immortal. It attracts their attention."
Aww, I love that movie
They should review that movie!
'He can make an episode of Dora the explora sound epic'
Can someone pay him to do that? No going over the age restriction though.
They're making a movie of it, maybe he can be in that.
DA MotoNeko Michael Bay is making a Dora movie.
There is a trailer for an epic Dora the Explorer movie with Ariel Winter as Dora.
That Anakin & Padmé joke gives me life.
...
Anakin Skywalker Go give Padme a hug...
And Obi-Wan.
You owe each an apology.
The second they mentioned sand I knew what was coming.
That intro nails 1997.
1997 nails Lara Croft... wait.
Too late! :)
So does the walking from the helicopter scene if your from Britain
Daniel Craig's American accent sounds a bit like a cross between Harrison Ford and Christopher Walken.
Max Dresser he did it again in cowboys and aliens
Max Dresser I think the problem with British actors doing American accents is they try too hard to actually say the R sound or say “last” instead of “lahst.”
Similarly, I think Americans doing British accents try to imitate the Queen’s proper accent when England has several different British accents.
They can't all be Hugh Laurie.
Funny you mention Harrison Ford because Daniel Craig later starred opposite Harrison Ford in Cowboys and Aliens,
@@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151 I love how you point how how Britain has multiple English accents, but forget there are many different American accents as well. To say how an American chooses one accent despite doing it well is kind of dumb. That's like getting mad at someone for choosing one specific impression of Robin Williams, even though you could do any kind but they chose the one they wanted. Many British people do still have proper English accents, you know.
Malcom's part with Jim as the robber had me in stitches! Great episode guys.
Ian Hair same dude. I died laughing at that
Honestly I agree with Doug. Both it and Cradle of Life (please review it next) are suitably ridiculous in that way Tomb Raider is, and amazingly captures the spirit of the games amazingly well. Hell as snobby as Roger Ebert was, he actually gave both these flick 3/4 stars. Dumb, but fun, and don't forsake or disrespect the lore it's based on.
Dormammu are you the real Dormammu? Or are you just cgi-ed Benedict Cumberbatch?
Yeah, but Roger Ebert gave Phantom Menace 3.5/4 stars.
Dormammu I’ve come to bargain
Though I find both entertaining, I think Cradle of Life is the better film. Still plenty of fun action set-pieces and stunts, but a bit more focus on the characters, and a bit less of the dated late 90s/early 2000s visual cliches. Also, the mystical artifact of the week is less confusing, and they dialed back Jolie's bra padding.
Ebert was pretty well known for meeting a film on the level it was trying to reach. It's the reason he's elevated over most critics. I'd hardly use the word snobby to describe the guy, especially if you actually read his reviews to see which movies he embraces and why.
That skit with Malcolm was the best part.
Go ahead, _take the money._
Re play this video just for that scene.
Whenever you hear a black person say "I wish a nigguh would" this is what we're talking about.
And I love the Dark Knight tension music
QbrotherSoulStar same here
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Considering how Lara Croft was depicted in the 90's, the movie is actually consistent with the source material and Angelina Jolie was the best actress that could have portrayed the character.
I would have preferred a film adaptation of the TR1 PlayStation game plot and a bit more focus on the atmospheric aspects of her actually raiding tombs. If they had gone more in a direction of Indiana Jones and less action focused, and maybe some subtle horror elements, I think it could have done well and been more faithful to the franchise's original premise.
Could have been better, but could have been much worse. I went to the theater to see this movie when it was originally released and it was about what I expected it to be, which was a reasonably enjoyable experience. It's a lot better than other movie adaptations of video games. I had no idea that a sequel to this had ever been made though until several years later after release.
That Kim possible reference was golden
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I personally think that of all of the video game movies out there (many of which are bad), this 1 is good enough to be in the top 10. That said, does anybody out there know of 9 others that are good enough to make that list?
Jesse Torres Wreck-it Ralph. That counts?
Same here
Me too
I think it's unbelievably weird how, despite this being such a bad movie, somehow Jolie nailed that role. It's something so bad, and yet so iconic, that when the new Tomb Raider comes out, they'll probably still be comparing it to hers. And it's not like Jolie doesn't have her share of both good and bad movies, but somehow, when talking about her, this role is the first thing that comes into mind, especially that DVD cover. I think she was JUST like every gamer had always pictured Lara
that girl from the last Transformers movie (Laura Haddock) would be great as Lara . She's basically Lara in that movie anyway
To be fair, who is the last "not sexy" game character you remember from popular games? Besides Mario I mean, more teen stuff
also this is the only movie Daniel Craig's sex appeal is challenged and battered by the presence of the female lead. Only Jolie and Ms Theron can do that
More or less...
Well, I went to see this first movie. And I had a fan of Tomb Raider with me.. After the movie we discussed the movie at a bar..found it entertaining and fun... But a great popcorn movie..
I don't care what anyone says, THIS is the real Lara Croft for me. Adrenaline junkie, flirty, stoic, fearless, impossibly good at everything she does. She's the female version of James Bond, and the original creators of Lara Croft described her specifically as that while designing her for the games. That's why she was so awesome, and I have no shame in saying I love this movie and still watch it sometimes!
They picked the right actor for the job.
I know, and this is why I love this movie so much.
Someone needs some milk
Same thing for Kim Possible, who is a [female] teen-verison of James Bond. Kim Possible is by far SO AWESOME besides Lata Croft. That's me.😁😁
This is why reboot Lara can fuck right off.
Oh no! Lara Croft (Angelina Jolie) is being attacked by Beevus and Butthead!
Actually that would be both funny and awesome at the same time!
Gold Wolf That scenario just screams 90’s coolness.
Ahahaha pointy square boobs
There's been a surprising number of Beavis & Butt-head cameos in Nostalgia Critic reviews lately.
I was about to say the same thing, I like it
It'd make more sense if it were Rex and Weevil from Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged.
Let me just push that corpse of Harry Potter out of the way. O.O
SpectralStar But that would come in handy. Swiss Army Man anyone?
Tara Carroll no
Tomb Raider, Con Air, Expenables 2... Am I the only one who is starting to think that Simon Wests style of blockbuster action is just the right amount of stupid fun? And that he's kind of underappreciated for his work in that genre?
I love those movies. Con Air is Nic Cage at his best, and Expendables 2 is easily my favorite out of the trilogy.
What made Ex2 different from the rest? I thought Stallone had written/directed all of them?
I've yet to see this movie or its sequel directed by Jan De Bont but out of Expandables 2 and Con Air I love Con Air more. Nic Cage was great in it. Who knew 1997 (also the year I was born) would be the year of Nicolas Cage action movies
Honestly, casting angelina jolie was probably the single most perfect choice possible for that role. She had the perfect match in the look, and as critic mentioned, she had the wild child reputation that would make it believable. I just cant even begin to think of who else could have been chosen for that role other than her. I mean, who else could have been considered an action star back then? Sigourney weaver? Whats her face, the female marine in the alien flick? You just dont have many choices. Now at least we have wonder woman as a potential if they decide to reboot this film.
Jolie did not have action reputation prior to this film so anyone else could have cast could also not been in action films previously.
As a fan, I didn't find her credible in the role, personally. Her writing is also far from the one of the game.
Possibly, maybe Natalie Portman. A bit young, a bit *ahem* small in certain areas, but otherwise a decent option.
Kate Beckingsale. Her own action breakout came just two years later. Still a great actress, beautiful, and actually British. Also, it doesn't matter about padding because even jolie needed padding.
Uma Thurman (see: Kill Bill)
So basically the movie is LOOK AT ME I'M LARA MOTHERFUCKING CROFT!
Kind of. :p
Manuel Alberto Romero Just like the videogames! xD
I need to win the lottery so I can just give the NC 5 million dollars to stop playing Stardust ads.
install stardust upload it show NC what you reaction about stardust app is free on site
ULGROTHA jeez calm down, it was just a joke
Well, as a woman who was a fan of Tomb Raider back in the late 90's-early 00's, I always enjoyed this movie. We didn't have that many movie-action-heroines back then (mostly were on TV), and movie-Lara was a step above the two-dimensional woman of the games. She did seem to have an actual personality here, thanks to Jolie's great performance, and I liked that she was an actual action hero, not a damsel-in-distress trying to pass as capable; not raped for the sake of moving her storyline. Even the closest thing she had to a love-interest was more of a Croft-boy than a proper love-interest. It was, like you said, cool.
Well, I'm a fangirl of Tomb Raider too, and I just hated this movie ... Maybe because I watched it much later than you did. This is mostly the rough portrait, not very subtle and very caricatural of Lara that enervated me. Me, who always wanted to be like her in my youth, in no way I wish to be in the manner whose Angelina Jolie plays in the film, badly raised, repressing his title of Lady, and looking at everyone from top in a superior air. The Lara Croft of the game seemed to be more mature, smart and candid, a blend of purity and hardness. Here, it is constant and insolent hardness.
Of course, it's my personal point of view. (French, my Engish is maybe bad.) ^^
Lily Jean i agree with you :)
Lily Jean, I know that feeling. I feel the same sort of way when I look at the original Devil May Cry's Dante and the reboot DmC: Devil May Cry's Dante.
Well, that's Generic-90s-Strong-Woman for you. It was that or Strong-Suffering-Woman-Who-Just-Wants-To-Be-Loved-But-Her-Strenght-Scares-The-Boys-Away type. There were different times.
Omg I loved Tomb Raider on the PS1 when i was little!! such memories!
And now for the stardust rev...skip, skip,skip! Here to see Doug.
We need more Beavis and Butthead henchmen.
Agreed, that section of the review killed me XD
That impression was crazy!
SijsbRattlehead333 I thought that was Mike Judge. It was spot on! I hope they use that joke on future references
Harry and Frank should be new characters in future NC reviews.
*Sees Doug is reviewing Tomb Raider*
*Drops fucking everything*
Why were you fucking everything O.o
Christine Bouzas Well that's not very grammatically correct now is it.
Saaaaaaaaame
Even the coffee you were just drinking???? D:
Jovana Sanchez *I had no coffee you dolt.*
"I can't think of any other way to end this movie"
I can. Several.
But I doubt Angelina would agree to any of them, sadly.
American actor pretending to be British, British actor pretending to be American..... fun! lol
and in the middle of it all...... Poor Arnold RImmer.......
Love Red Dwarf.
Did NC not notice that Daniel Craig pronounced Lara correctly?
George G This is worse than when he played Bart's Nightmare /s
the early 2000s hated sand...
... Well, it DOES get everywhere...
Not only the men, but the woman and children too
That's why George started the whole Iraq thing back then....
LOTS OF EVIL SAND DOWN THERE!!!😂😂😂
26:10 "And while Tomb Raider will evolve-"
yes, much like Alicia Vikander's neck has evolved in that poster to ensure she can properly and efficiently raid tombs and hard to reach areas.
TheRamirezGuys yeah haha! 🤣
I get that it is a sponsor but man... I dislike the Stardust bits in these newer videos :/
Me too. Fortunately, Doug announces it so that you can easily skip it.
Erik Lerström Isn't that a lot of platforms, though? Like... TH-cam comments?
Honestly, so unentertaining. I thought they would be funny little skits or something.
I get the feeling he knows this, but maybe he signed a contract where he HAS to continue promoting them for X many videos?
Here are some more possible explanations for the mysterious Batmanning kid:
1) She was a witch from the Harry Potter universe and she Apparated
2) She was possessed by an angel from the Supernatural universe and teleported
3) She was using a time travelling vortex manipulator like River Song, or
4) She didn't want to be adopted by Jolie and ran as fast as she could
Real samurais drink strawberry milk Ayyy Supernatural
He didn`t mention:
1 - Father and Daughter in real life
2 - U2 soundtrack
gatopreto 1207 Thought U2 only had one song on it?
It is just one, I didn`t choose my words wisely, sorry... but the rest of the soundtrack is awesome if you are into eletronic music
Or her bad padded bra. That always bugged me.
What's wrong with the padded bra? Lol I didn't even know it was padded.
Yeah, I wonder how many of the father-daughter scenes were acting.
"Because what do you think the plot to Tome Raider would be"
well after playing Underworld, I can buy the illuminate plot...
You mean Rise of the Tomb Raider? Cause there was organization named trinity...
@@АлинаРахимова-ч5з Fuck the reboot trilogy.....second reboot trilogy
@@557deadpool honestly I don't get the hate that was the first time I actually played the games although I didn't know it was a reboot
@@557deadpool i liked the first reboot game but the others were complete trash
@@dcmarvelcomicfans9458 *doesn't get the hate*
*hasn't played the other games*
Can i get Dumbass for 1000, Alex?
You want arguments about the Mortal Kombat movie ?
The actors are either good, okay or hilarious.
The fighting scenes are well done.
The story and characters are either close to the source material or well adapted.
The bad things are still fun to watch.
GEEKFOREVER And it’s got one of the best theme songs ever
GEEKFOREVER agreed. I would call it the best movie based on a game
Agreed. It’s still crap, but I love it!
GEEKFOREVER what have you done?!
*Pitchfork flys through window*
GEEKFOREVER I remember watching the Mortal Kombat movie, and I can say, most of those arguments are bullshit. But the movie is hilarious in it's cheapness.
"Let me just push that corpse of Harry Potter out of the way..."
*Dying of laughter right now.*
"You still pretending to be American?"
He still is in Knives Out.
We need more skits with you and Chris Stuckmann doing Beavis and Butt-Head.
Hey the Professor Layton movie is awesome. I mean that's because it was made by the people who made the games and it's canon. But still! Awesome.
Marche800 Hell yeah! Finally, someone else who has seen that!
Marche800 I thought the Ace Attorney film was decent enough, too. I also had fun with Prince of Persia.
The Layton movie is perfect! They finally got *one* video game movie right
I love the Professor Layton movie! It's so good!
Tho to be honest the games are basically movies and you solve puzzles to continue playing the story.
"Challenging the world of male-dominated characters."
Pretty sure Samus did that first.
Nerdy George Washington cooler weapon too
Devan Weathers Oh for sure. Metroid has some of the coolest upgrades and items in any video game. The Ice Beam alone is cooler than anything in this movie (pun fully intended).
They didn’t say she was the first to do so though.
You can challenge it more than once. Sexist stereotypes didn't just disappear in 1986.
Like a decade earlier too.
Harry Potter wakes up and gets crushed by wood. Credits- Directed by Chris Columbus
Lara- "Let me just push that corpse of Harry Potter out of the way"
I figured Chris Stuckmann got you to see this, 10:52 pretty much confirmed it. Not complaining, the more excuses we have to get more Beavis and Butthead impressions, the better.
He keeps saying "Lair-ah Croft" Its driving me nuts.
TMan978 at least he isnt saying laura.
I think it's because it's writing
L A R A
it's pronounced Lura, but can you blame him when it's writing
Lara?
It's an accent.
But a direct reading would be "La-ra" not "Lay-ra."
But Phonetically the letter 'A' is pronounced 'Ay" So technically both readings are correct.
Lara Croft: You know nothing will ever be sexier than me
Nathan Drake: Hold my beer!
BIG DADDY CHOCO
Victor Sullivan: Hold my cigar.
Angelina Jolie: hold my necklace of blood
Daniel Craig, in a passable American accent: “You still pretending to be a photo...”
Suddenly reverting back to British: “journalist?”
The Thumbnail is a work of art
That Kim Possible reference made my day!
Corvus Callosum Same!
Corvus Callosum I even went to AwesomeCon 2017 and 2018 as Kim Possible! And before you ask, yes, I am a guy, but that doesn’t mean I can’t cosplay a girl! I even met Will Friedle, the guy who played Ron Stoppable! I wish I could meet the voice actress who played Kim!
7:18 - 7:28 Missed opportunity to throw in a clip of "You would use a bulldozer to find a... china cup" from _Raiders of the Lost Ark._
Joseph Simpson I don't remember that line.
I was waiting for a Nathan Drake reference.
@@gageperuti5519When Belloq criticized the Naxi Colonel's method of extracting the ark. It was right before they found Indy's dig site.
The key in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, was that the actress was alledgedly under severe mental difficulties during the time of recording, to the point that she was on heavy stimulants. This means that in a lot of scenes, she is genuinely fighting herself, as well as her doing her own stunts in the movie too - apparently whenever she hit the ground she got right back up even angrier and wanting to re-shoot it instantly.
It seemed to work.
Angelina had a bad relationship with her real father on screen (John Voigt) and the movie (the "I miss you" reconnecting scenes) helped them heal and grow at the time.
Flame Beats, at the time she was very young and needed to reconnect. But, true, I never followed the subject after that period.
He's a Trump supporter so no wonder
James, .. and just like that you just disqualified yourself from the conversation. Congrats.
I thought the film was average. One question though: are you going to do Dreamworks-uary again to review Puss in Boots, The Croods, Turbo, Mr. Peabody and Sherman, How to Train your Dragon 2, Penguins of Madagascar, Home, Kung Fu Panda 3, Trolls, The Boss Baby and Captain Underpants The first Epic Movie please? Just think about it.
I actully wish he did a dreamworksuary 2018 ghess lets hope for 2019
February hasn't come yet.
Hi, I'm from 2019. Sorry to disappoint you, but this didn't happen. While February isn't over yet, it is the 24th and I'm pretty sure it's not happening.
Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie is surprisingly underrated IMO
18:21-18:40 At least she didn't just find random medi-kits in the tombs like in the original game...?
Hi playing the game in the emulator in the water flowed when I wanted to actually do it is just stuck in the menu
I also thought of anakin when she said sand gets everywhere😂😂😂
"Yeah! It's 1997!"
Jesus. This franchise has been around just as long as I have.
Its older than me
Jacob Roman
Happy 21st birthday
Jacob Roman And... I feel incredibly old!
Tomb Raider released in 1996. Not 1997
Mister No Life Glad to see someone pointed that out!
That Adventure Time joke was amazing
The Vagabond Yup
indeed
I thought it was the British guy that said get your friends
Thunderheade it was
That opening wasn't too bad either
You know?
It was a just plain fun movie.
And for a movie called Tomb raider? That's all I wanted. People who ran around had adventures and went to crazy places while having actually somewhat fun fights.
Good enough for me.
Am I the only one who liked the Prince of Persia movie? As far as video game adaptations go, I thought it was alright.
It wasn't that bad though I still admit some of the casting choices were a little....off
I thought mortal kombat was a fun film. And the new animated film is good.
Douglas Zahn I LOVED THAT FILM!!!
My sister likes it but I don’t remember it well enough to pass judgement
Watch castlevania, you'll change your mind then
1997 and you have a wireless controller?
Echo Flamehoof I noticed that to
We are from the future
Channel Awesome well Clearrrly that explains it
Echo Flamehoof
Don't question it
Nerdy Fan your telling me not to question the guy who's job it is to question movies?
Adventure Time! Come on, grab your friends! XD
Zydrake Shogun I used to love Adventure Time!
... I don't have friends...
You know what time it is?
Antidepressant time!
Zydrake Shogun
That sounds like sexual harassment.
I feel like that part in the intro is a nod to that line.
Speaking of which... WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS ADVENTURE TIME VLOGS
Top 11 good Adam Sandler movies? I can't wait to see that!
My guess - "Billy Madison" is in the top 5, 3 for pure comedies.
I’m gonna say Hotel Transylvania and Bedtime Stories will end up on there as they re movies he does not control and have good elements
I thought Happy Gilmore was decent. Maybe it would be on the list, at least top 5.
I don't think Adam Sandler had 10 good movies in his career.
+Brendan Milburn I thought he did pretty well in "50 first dates"
This was an extra funny review! I'm personally a fan of the new Tomb Raider game, but Doug has made some good points on why this Lara Croft would be fun to see again.
Oh come on Doug, no Kung Fu Panda jokes?
no, thank god...
Why thank god? Adventure time got a reference.
5:10
Oh Lord, Please let the Critic do a Red Dwarf Joke
6:28 Score
eleking gudon I'm surprised that my brain didn't explode when he said that.
Literally woke up mu house. Not even a proper laugh just a sharp HAGH!
stardust is so cringy, just proves that it takes talent to do what doug does
Flynn Ryan Doug's skits have always needed some work, but working humor into his critiques is something that appears to be second nature (if you don't realize how hard he works on these things!). Everybody's a critic, but few are any good...
Yeah he needs to stop promoting that
What's on Stardust is hardly comparable to what he does.
i thought the reaction he showed at the end of his rapsittie street kids review was pretty funny.
I love this movie, no joke it's proubibly one of my favorite bad/good movies. It's just so ridiculous at times I find it hilarious
Fun fact: The "safety plan" for the Syberian temple destruction scene was "Run from here to here, and don't get hit by ANYTHING." (It's mentioned in the special features DVD...*cough* which I know because I own both movies *cough*....)
The people using StarDust makes me not want to use it.
it's weird how the attractive ones get higher stars no matter what they say for/against the movie
junior214223 That's.. the opposite of weird, it's pretty normal. That's how basically everything like this will end up going.
After Disneycember, the Kim possible references are everything to me
What is Disneycember
I was waiting for someone to say it in the comment section. God the Kim Possible part fucking cracked me up
"Gazpacho soup day." Glad I'm not the only one who remembers Red Dwarf.
Being an adrenaline junkie was her sole motivation very early on in the games, but they brought her father being an archeologist fairly quick.
Ummm..., Angelina Jolie is Tigress in ”Kung Fu Panda”. She still kicks ass.
but she's not insane there
Yoooou know that's not people in cartoon like suits, riiiight ?
"Still kicks ass".. . . coz she can.. . . speak into a mic ?!
Your statement makes no sense !
Have you replied to the wrong post, Bear ?
Do you even THINK, bro ?
Lets help those critical thinking skills.. . .
Lemanic "Angelina Jolie is Tigress in ”Kung Fu Panda”. She still kicks ass"
Reply ""Still kicks ass".. . . coz she can.. . . speak into a mic ?!"
A real person does not kick ass, which she IS doing in the Tomb Raider film, as a VOICE to a CGI character !...who also ISN'T "jumping around in front of a green screen..." to voice a CGI character.
Context is everything, Bear. Lemanic gave it and so did i and you missed it.
Bonus lesson !
Judging people online.
Mr Hatesfun ? 30+ years DJing. Made thousands upon thousands of people dance.
Friends with Hip Hop legends, Techno/ Electro / House legends and helped nurture one of Brit Pops most beloved bands.....and i'm MrHatesfun ? heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Stick to the subject and away from ad hominems.
Now, i have vodka to drink. Good day, Sir
I SAID GOOD DAY.
Ivadinuff Shutupyabitch
Beavis and Butthead quotes in both this and Star Wars 8, are you planning to review Beavis and Butthead do America ?
Michael Lavoie All I could think about during that part was Little Kuriboh's Rex and Weevil
yeh i was thinking about weevil and rex too haha
Michael Lavoie omg yes please
Aha-ahahaha-ahaha you said "do America"
I like that her fathers is literally played by her father lol.
>ITS ADVENTURE TIME
>CMON GRAB YOUR FRIENDS
....
WAIT IS THAT.... THIS WAS BEFORE....HUH?!?!
*Sees the commercial break start. Spams the right arrow to skip over Stardust ad.*
That ad was part of the video.
Or press L a few times
Or double tap the right side of the screen on mobile
It's adblock's fault youtubers need patreons and sponsors!
Makoto Naegi wrong. It’s TH-cam’s fault for demonetizing their videos, while TH-cam profits off them.
Logan McLeod +adblock
Man, this feels like a classic episode, just the critic making jokes and adding in movie scenes
No pe agreee!
No pe Yeah, I think he’s starting to return to his roots.
Yea I prefer his older formular
Yeah I noticed that too
I really am late, I've been gone so long I thought he was pulling away from his roots only to find out he's already cycling back.
10:52
The Beavis and Butthead joke was pure gold.😂
Two things I just discovered about Lara's butler.
1) He's played by Chris Barrie, A.K.A. the hologram guy, Arnold Rimmer, from the old TV show Red Dwarf.
2) In doing that quick google search found that the butler's name is Hillary. Yes, really.
Hillary was only a temp, though. He filled in while Winston figured out how to get out of the fridge
The real problem with video games is the movie studios change the story; focus on the action; and undermine the characters and plot; and choose the worst games to adept into movies. Why not make a BioShock; Fallout; Alan Wake; Knights Of The Old Republic; Spec Ops - The Line; or Metal Gear Solid. Another big problem is, video games are like books. You can't perfectly adept War And Peace into a two hour movie, and you can't perfectly adept Fallout into a two hour movie. A miniseries or straight up TV show would be a better fit for something that's very long; has many characters; and a massive ans sweeping story.
I wholeheartedly agree
BioShock - World of Tomorrow (why they choose the bad ending is beyond me), Fallout - Mad Max Fury Road, Alan Wake - some Stephen King adaption just has to fit, as Wake seems to be based on him, Spec Ops is based on "Heart of Darkness" which was adapted for the big screen as Apocalypse now. Still no Knights of the old Republic, though.
"challenging the world of male-dominated main characters"
samus aran did that first
Ms. Pac-Man did it first.
pong did it first
OverlordPichu A game full of sticks and balls had a female?
Well, to be fair, it was unclear whether she was female or not during the first game. It wasn't actually revealed until the end.
Some Kind of Democrat
It was a dumb joke. Should have put sarcasm quotes around it... but hey, one of those sticks could have been a girl... maybe...
Back when Jolie still had meat on her bones.
She was prettier back then...
@@VerdeMorte She was actually a sort of sex symbol who also happened to have actual acting talent with some actual sense of intelligence.
Spiky in TR2 she needed a male stunt double....loved this Angie
she had cancer dude...
The Kim Possible joke... You actually watched it!
AlphaPrime he reviewed a Kim possible movie earlier.
Sandman382 I know but the running gag of her getting her rides from people she saved is only really cemented after watching a few episodes, so I'm being optimistic and choosing to believe he watched at least a little bit of the show
Are you suggesting he shouldn't have done?
Buc Whovian No, I am happy he did!
WHy did we never see all those deeds in action that the people who helped Kim claimed she had done for them? I know it is supposed to be an ongoing joke, but as far as I know, she is the worlds biggest teen show-off with no credibility to back her up.
......yes I always hated Kim Possible.
Oh my fucking god, Powell is Jorah freaking Mormont! Probably when he was way less known too, just like Daniel Craig.
......gasp
Heh, I enjoyed the "Red Dwarf" joke, I wonder who else caught it.
MidKnight2142 I definitely got it! Considering a few years ago he listed it as his 3rd favourite TV show I knew it was coming. I would have been shocked if he hadn't made a joke.
Boys from the Dwarf!
It was a souper reference.
That joke was served cold.
Always been a big fan of the Small Rouge One and its crew.
6 years later I'm playing Tomb Raider Remastered and I stick to my opinion that the movie is just like the games, so it's fine. The games are pure cheese. And the best thing is that Lara never comes off like a poser who has to prove herself in a man's world, like in today's media. She just does her hobby and cold-heartedly igores anyone in her way.
Best Lara Croft cosplay ever 👌😂
Random Chihuahua
Yes
-they're a bit too big-
*she's a bit too big*
Oh god that thumbnail lol
Omgosh, Doug as Lara Croft makes me sleep well at night in the thumbnail...
That was Tamara
Light Adderz was referring to the thumbnail.
"gazpacho soup day..."
red dwarf is da best~
I guessing critic needs a pick me up from "mars attacks" by reviewing "Lara croft: tomb raider" also this film was alright considering I never play the vid-game before