Everything Wrong With Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

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  • @skyclaw36
    @skyclaw36 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I love the Skyfall cut everytime somebody falls into water. And here it couldn't have been more perfect

  • @peterfrank3365
    @peterfrank3365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Best use of your 'Skyfall' gag.

    • @JayPeePee13
      @JayPeePee13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was one of my favorite parts

  • @daniellevaughn4598
    @daniellevaughn4598 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    "I've seen Snapchats from middle schoolers with more restraint. Lawyers note - I have never received a Snapchat from a middle schooler."
    Some of his quips make me literally laugh out loud. 😂😂

    • @ethancroft2560
      @ethancroft2560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was gonna make this exact comment.

  • @benjaminvroman5553
    @benjaminvroman5553 6 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    I don’t like sand. It's coarse... rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere!

    • @Nexturz
      @Nexturz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Benjamin Vroman General Misquoti!

    • @benjaminvroman5553
      @benjaminvroman5553 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nexturz I definitely did not misquote that

    • @E-102_Gamma
      @E-102_Gamma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "I don't like sand. It's coarse... rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere!"
      Definitely a misquote.

    • @benjaminvroman5553
      @benjaminvroman5553 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      E-102 Gamma ok jeez sorry I added a pronoun

    • @E-102_Gamma
      @E-102_Gamma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You edited your comment and got it wrong again. :V

  • @bonniehowell4259
    @bonniehowell4259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Sin: sacred artifact positioned alone on a decorative podium shining by the only light source in the room cliche.

  • @DanzNewz
    @DanzNewz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    16:38 The most poetic and perfect instance of the Skyfall meme to date.

    • @zacharybayerl6715
      @zacharybayerl6715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was freakin awesome 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ntropy3397
    @ntropy3397 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1633

    Angelina Jolie is not raiding my tomb in this scene. *Ding*

    • @blakesmith3549
      @blakesmith3549 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That sounds painful

    • @YtCondonesAnimalAbuse
      @YtCondonesAnimalAbuse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Your tomb.. so, it's dry, dusty and full of weird stuff? Whaaaaaat...

    • @micahsackey8680
      @micahsackey8680 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Hold up, wouldn’t that be the opposite of what you’d want??

    • @Danae78
      @Danae78 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LAUNCH : loll best comment!

    • @Danae78
      @Danae78 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Beverly Sutphin : lolllll oh you killed me!!!

  • @grimmgoosegoose216
    @grimmgoosegoose216 6 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Also "double O-7 inches" is the best line

    • @2kooldancin
      @2kooldancin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's generous! lol

  • @reng935
    @reng935 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love this movie. Just look at the how they recreated the Croft Manor...total fan service.

  • @TomosByrne
    @TomosByrne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    3:05 discount Anakin skywalker?

    • @RuberDildo
      @RuberDildo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I was thinking the same XD. Such a missed opportunity.

    • @perfect_harmony4348
      @perfect_harmony4348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah i was sure that was gonnna be brought up

    • @EazyMichael
      @EazyMichael 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      tom byrne is the discount sin not used when the actor looks the part? Also I suspected CinemaSins to sin that scène as Sandwalker.

    • @RaiderGamerSpice
      @RaiderGamerSpice 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chris Stuckmann addressed it in his Hilariocity review of Tomb Raider

    • @zaydhamid9536
      @zaydhamid9536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Gooooooood" - Palpatine

  • @Choteron3
    @Choteron3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    Angelina Jolie is not my girlfriend in this scene Ding

    • @killerbee2562
      @killerbee2562 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do you want to get stabbed to death your sleep?

    • @handsomest1
      @handsomest1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gfys

    • @talacocheta9001
      @talacocheta9001 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No lap dances, either! Ding!

    • @JustThatOneRandomGuy
      @JustThatOneRandomGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think he stopped that a while ago... probably because he has a wife now.

    • @MrGabeanator
      @MrGabeanator 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ha

  • @DanJonesKing
    @DanJonesKing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Binoculars aren't restricted by pixel count like video footage, man. They're literally built to zoom and enhance. it's like their only purpose.

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah but you only see ONE circular image, not two that are side-by-side.

    • @TheTuttle99
      @TheTuttle99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@SovereignStatesman I mean teeeechnically you are seeing two images, but your brain combines them into one

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheTuttle99 Yeah, like they do ALL DAY.

    • @TheTuttle99
      @TheTuttle99 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SovereignStatesman right..

    • @Terrilonify
      @Terrilonify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheTuttle99 Tom is completely correct....that's how human binocular (two eyes) vision works. Your brain takes input from both and does it's very best to work them into a single image with minimal overlap/repetition.

  • @Sjono
    @Sjono 6 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    Sin everytime he says Laura instead of Lara

    • @oldenweery7510
      @oldenweery7510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Actually, he should TAKE OFF a sin every time he mispronounces it!

    • @nettart4924
      @nettart4924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      they're... pronounced the same?

    • @MegaMik82
      @MegaMik82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@nettart4924 Laura = Lore-ah / Lara = Lah-rah

    • @nettart4924
      @nettart4924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MegaMik82 I've heard people pronounce Laura Lah-rah. But maybe that's just because while Lara is a name in our language, Laura is not.

    • @the21stsergeant
      @the21stsergeant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They almost named her "Laura Cruise" for this very reason. Americans and their inability to pronounce that name

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    1:40 Am Nebraskan, can confirm.
    My GPS has been so off before, it said I was in Venice, and yet it was only a few miles off. Confused the hell out of me for a good few minutes, I didn't even know that place existed!

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      There's also a Lebanon. No clue why, there just is. Like 1/3rd of the cities in Nebraska are named after either people or other cities.

    • @The-Urban-Goose
      @The-Urban-Goose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cool story, bro

    • @psychicsidekick4198
      @psychicsidekick4198 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Am Mississippian, we have a Washington, Mississippi. Have been waiting a while to hear it in one of these videos...

    • @93midnightsunrise
      @93midnightsunrise 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Micah Philson We have a Paris, Edinburgh, and London in Texas

    • @Squirtle0360
      @Squirtle0360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I didn't know Venice, Nebraska existed either, and I'm Nebraskan too

  • @MrPomegranX
    @MrPomegranX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    3:05 Skywalker will agree.

    • @trippysnow3791
      @trippysnow3791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Skywalkers*

    • @Ben-uc8ms
      @Ben-uc8ms 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This movie predicted George Lucas.

    • @greatwork25
      @greatwork25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "And that my friends is where George Lucas got the idea for Anakin's line in Attack Of The Clones." DING

  • @andrewwgold
    @andrewwgold 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    This one is still a masterpiece compared to the sequel

    • @lovetaylorswiftjm
      @lovetaylorswiftjm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True.

    • @ReroutedYearAD
      @ReroutedYearAD 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had to check the order to make sure I'm watching in order to maximize understanding and apparently both of Angelina's were poorly received by critics and the 2018 without her was well received. But Angelina is still the one I think of for Lara outside of the videogames.

    • @klumsyninja9073
      @klumsyninja9073 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ReroutedYearAD fuck critics

    • @1Chasg
      @1Chasg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How? The sequel's plot makes way more sense than this one and Gerard Butler is great in it.

    • @dawnpowers7626
      @dawnpowers7626 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's because she has fewer lines in this one.

  • @coralineparmentierworldpianist
    @coralineparmentierworldpianist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    "Lara Croft : Twin Raiders"
    I'm sold XD

    • @PigeonSmoothie
      @PigeonSmoothie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Twin Peaks

    • @keeganshigh
      @keeganshigh 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Coraline Parmentier - Pianist for Peace not any more...titty cancer

    • @thaneofwhiterun3562
      @thaneofwhiterun3562 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      john smith , that series is like being mentally raped , after watching 1or 2 episodes i was like: i...i think...i...i think this series damaged my brain

    • @ferd617
      @ferd617 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, but you know "Twin Raiders" would be the awful PG comedy where she's got two "adorable", "precocious" twin children - one girl and one boy - who go adventuring with her while they bicker and disobey "just like real children", only it's "adorable" because they're Lara Croft's "precocious" little cherubs.

    • @PigeonSmoothie
      @PigeonSmoothie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ignacio Espel Rodriguez with my incredibly evolved sense of humor I said ‘Twin Peaks’ as a reference to both the show, and her triangle titties

  • @linda-pk3ve
    @linda-pk3ve 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    No sin for her Siberian outfit!? Everyone else in big jackets and shes in a summer coat ghaa always made me a little irritated :P

  • @micskillz7864
    @micskillz7864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    People complain but have you played the original games? They were literally identical to this movie. Ridiculous villians and magical powers, exotic locations and hugely over sized...... pistols. Im sorry, I get its not that good of a movie but compared to the source material, its ripped straight from the console

    • @peebay3515
      @peebay3515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It's also meant to be essentially a dumb action film with Angelina Jolie running around in a tight outfit. MMMMM....Angelina Jolie...

    • @jasamzelenabananalol6290
      @jasamzelenabananalol6290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ye but the story of the movie and the game is dumb, BUT you play the game and have FUN and you watch this movie and look at her breasts

    • @thepickygamer4450
      @thepickygamer4450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jasamzelenabananalol6290, I played the game to look at her breast.

    • @banako420
      @banako420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thepickygamer4450 well me too kinda. But only during the climbing and walking.

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah but you get to PLAY the video game. This is a MOVIE. Slight difference between first and third-person action.
      Ever seen the movies DOOM, Super Mario Bros. or or any OTHER film based off a real video-game?
      They ALL SUCK! Every last one. The only good one was Wreck-it Ralph, and that was just a parody of video-games with cameos of real ones, just like Roger Rabbit with cartoons.

  • @MikeJeavons
    @MikeJeavons 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1036

    Is it just CinemaSins, or do Americans in general not know the difference between pronouncing 'Lara' and 'Laura'?

    • @zerothefaceless4888
      @zerothefaceless4888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      The second one.

    • @sleeplessbeauty86
      @sleeplessbeauty86 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Mike Jeavons I'd say a little bit of both. I know plenty of Americans who can pronounce it right, but I also know plenty of Americans who can't. Then again, I know people in general and not just Americans who can't pronounce it correctly.

    • @Allmageddon343
      @Allmageddon343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      We do, I was just about to comment about that. They're just saying Lara wrong

    • @mygenderisapache3147
      @mygenderisapache3147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Mike Jeavons NO FUCKS GIVEN THIS IS AMERICA NOT U.K
      (where you can get arrested for hate speech)

    • @woosinator7371
      @woosinator7371 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      We won two world wars, we say it how we want.

  • @michaelskatharoudis9201
    @michaelskatharoudis9201 6 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Did anyone find it ironic American Angelina Jolie plays an English woman while English Daniel Craig plays the American? Couldn’t find any good male Americans ?

    • @Ishie1013
      @Ishie1013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      When you have Daniel Craig, you use Daniel Craig.

    • @emmanuelmartinez478
      @emmanuelmartinez478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No, if actors were to wait around to portray a character of their identical background/heritage then they would all be out of jobs.

    • @blackbatman1111
      @blackbatman1111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The most annoying part of this movie is that Angelina has a better British accent than Craig's American accent. Craig is an awesome Bond, but hearing him talk n this movie makes my skin crawl.

    • @eliack95
      @eliack95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, it isn't ironic. It isn't atypical for actors to play characters of different origin then themselves.

    • @mathewfullerton8577
      @mathewfullerton8577 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or maybe they couldn't find a good British woman.

  • @Arkanaax
    @Arkanaax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    0:33 This alliteration alone earned you a like for how impressive it is.

  • @nighttrain1236
    @nighttrain1236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The shower scene deserved an Oscar.

  • @Frontdesk_tragedy
    @Frontdesk_tragedy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "You do you boo" I finally subscribed after all these years because that was the funniest thing I've ever heard this guy say. Still cracking up.

  • @foozlethecatgod8447
    @foozlethecatgod8447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Realistically calling them a tomb raider or antiquarian would be far far more accurate than calling them an archaeologist, so I agree with their choice of words. They're literally just interested in a few objects of value where an archaeologist is interested in everything with the goal of recreating the culture.

  • @lionocyborg6030
    @lionocyborg6030 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I believe the ringed planet at 9:05 is Uranus. Why they seemed to give it an Earth like atmosphere instead of the whitish light blue one Uranus actually has is beyond me. Also, I always thought that the glow stick is meant to stand in for Lara's road flares from Tomb Raider 2 and Tomb Raider 3. (the games, not the movies) The Shiva statue in the same tomb is meant to be a reference to the Shiva statue sub bosses in Temple Ruins of Tomb Raider 3.

    • @mjbull5156
      @mjbull5156 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Except there is a planet between that one and Saturn, which should make it Neptune, but Neptune does not have a complete ring system.

    • @The_Viktor_Reznov
      @The_Viktor_Reznov 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      MJBull515 Nepturanus.

    • @lionocyborg6030
      @lionocyborg6030 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, it's Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto. Not Saturn, Neptune, Uranus, Pluto. You are right about Neptune not having rings however, but you are wrong about it's position.

    • @mjbull5156
      @mjbull5156 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lion O Cyborg - Except the view is inward. So the nearest planet (the one too close to fully see) should be Neptune, but what is shown has a full ring system (and is apparently heavily tilted). The next planet has no visible rings (which should be Uranus, which does have rings and an extreme tilt) and next one in is Saturn. There should be no planet between Uranus and Saturn.

  • @Astroman10
    @Astroman10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    2:02 omg, I just realized that Jorah's role in Game of Thrones was essentially dumbed down to "guy who has to find something impossible for some shady organization. Just in Game of Thrones, he actually finds things (ships, armies, cure for an incurable disease ...) and is rewarded with banishment or death!

  • @darklazer3769
    @darklazer3769 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    0:33 Amazing Alliteration, awesome

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nick Boss that amazingly amazing alliteration is amazingly awesome and amazing

  • @anthonycrosby4535
    @anthonycrosby4535 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    3:06 How did you not do an Anakin Skywalker “I hate sand” joke here???

    • @serrajin4851
      @serrajin4851 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It wasn't on his script😂😂

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @marcus24000 AND butt. "Cracks" is plural

  • @Amarianee
    @Amarianee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Great sin. Just one question: who's *Laura* ?

  • @clare5688
    @clare5688 6 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Sin counter of every time he says Laura instead of Lara: too many

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He _did_ say "Lara" once, so there's that.

    • @Sohalia06
      @Sohalia06 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It makes it worse that it’s spelled right every time in the captions, and that he /does/ pronounce it right, but then just fuckin’ reverts right back to damn “Laura.”

    • @escapefromtibet2530
      @escapefromtibet2530 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stupid CinemaSins. As always.

    • @RedStella28
      @RedStella28 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Happy to know I wasn't the only person bothered by that.

    • @jeremiahsons1782
      @jeremiahsons1782 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Neeeerrrrrrdddddddssssss!!!!!!!!

  • @Philtoid
    @Philtoid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Its lara not Laura

    • @Amy-yf9zc
      @Amy-yf9zc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      *ding*

    • @SpionCTFT
      @SpionCTFT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You are. Or was it 'u'? Meh who knows?

    • @clumsyturtle8544
      @clumsyturtle8544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They also pronounce Aaron as Erin.

    • @unknown091
      @unknown091 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      We actually pronounce it "Ay-Ay-Ron"

    • @jaybook1281
      @jaybook1281 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Clumsy Turtle8 How are you supposed to pronounce it then?

  • @JSmellerM
    @JSmellerM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The most unrealistic thing in this movie is the delivery guy walking into the house. If this was reality the guy would ring the bell once and then get out of there as fast as humanly possible.

  • @Roach_tm
    @Roach_tm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Awesome once again
    REQUEST: Alvin and The Chipmunks
    I have been watching this movie over and over again thanks to my lovely 2 year-old and I have noticed so many sins that I thought you would enjoy going through it. Would love to see it. Thanks for you hard work. PS: Heck there are 4 movies so it could be a nice mini series ;)

    • @vivannet231
      @vivannet231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Gaming Roach Entertainment Damn thats going to be a pain in the ass for Jeremy

    • @aezzil3536
      @aezzil3536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pullout game weak(?)

    • @Buggzys
      @Buggzys 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Free Think Or people want kids?

    • @link9165
      @link9165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wtf fuck off pervs

    • @7Write4This9Heart7
      @7Write4This9Heart7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes! PLEASE do that CinemaSins! Been wanting that for a LONG time! That goes for the sequels, too!

  • @DepressyDuck
    @DepressyDuck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    God, damn it, America!
    It's Lara, not Laura!
    Stop saying it Laura!

    • @cerisejaxel9636
      @cerisejaxel9636 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Agree. :)
      For once, it's America using the extra "u." (A.k.a. Color=colour)
      Except of course, saying Laura is wrong, whereas the spelling thing is fine either way.

    • @Jasmine-tl6yr
      @Jasmine-tl6yr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Coops4tw You'll get over it, it's a name it can really be said either way depending on the person who picked it. Take my name Jasmine, Hispanics say pronounce it Yasmine. And I've seen it spelled that way and pronounced Jasmine. And I've seen other ways of spelling that give you one or the other ways of saying it. I'm over it, parents do what they want with names, and game creators too.

    • @AngelusaNobilis
      @AngelusaNobilis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Jasmine Johnson yeah, but you're Jasmine, not Yasmine. I'm Meg, not Megan, and I don't let anyone get away with calling me Megan. That ain't my name. And Lara Croft is Lara, not Laura.

    • @mechasentai
      @mechasentai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Coops4tw
      Lmao I thought I was the only one to note that.

    • @Jasmine-tl6yr
      @Jasmine-tl6yr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WhenUnicornsAttack AlaricTheVisigoth If you're hispanic saying Yazmine is right though, because of there spelling rules. Same as Jesus is in Spanish. So I'm not going to get mad I correct them. Doesn't change the fact that people spell it differently and pronounce it Jasmine. So anytime I give my name I have to spell it because of this. And yes it's a flower, an actual thing. But with names rules go out the window. My middle name has issues too, it's spelled the same and said two different ways. And I know people pronounce it based on which one they've heard more. My 1st name has only been a problem for the last decade. It sucks but I don't get mad because that's what it is. Just be glad your name is simple I guess.

  • @macattack1756
    @macattack1756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Throw a knife at it to make it true" 😂😂

    • @JudgeFudge57
      @JudgeFudge57 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel craig is the best james bond. *woosh*

    • @Bartman1989-i2z
      @Bartman1989-i2z ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@JudgeFudge57 I like Sean Connery.

  • @chrisshand9757
    @chrisshand9757 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I liked this video, i lost count of how many times (i think 5) you kept swapping between lara and Laura so you can just have 10 sins your self.

    • @oldenweery7510
      @oldenweery7510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, remember the old saying: "Once is accident, twice is coincidence, and three (or in his case, a dozen or more?) times is enemy action" or maybe a cluttered mind.

    • @thepickygamer4450
      @thepickygamer4450 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm convinced He does things intentionally just to see how many virgins would complain in the comments.

  • @davincent98
    @davincent98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Aww, i was hoping for a Red Dwarf reference.

    • @biggles1852
      @biggles1852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chris Barrie was the reason I watched this movie. And a few other reasons too, but, well, it's Rimmer!

    • @jeremyisanastylittlegobshi2231
      @jeremyisanastylittlegobshi2231 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too!

    • @Ishie1013
      @Ishie1013 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too. Saw it in the theater in the wayback and my friend and I both squealed "RIMMER!"

  • @magneto9210
    @magneto9210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "CinemaSins cares, motherf*ckers. CinemaSins cares."
    *Get that on a goddamn t-shirt asap.*

  • @NigwardTheSquid
    @NigwardTheSquid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "There's so much whatever going on here that I'm just gonna add 20 sins for it."
    Best CinemaSins quote! Ahahaha

  • @tennoshenaniganizer9234
    @tennoshenaniganizer9234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Almost all those outtakes I called before they happened. I think I've been watching too much cinemasins that I can see these coming now

    • @reng935
      @reng935 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shenaniganizer We all have. We all have.

  • @DarkkingForever
    @DarkkingForever 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I love me some late 90s, early 00s Angelina Jolie. So beautiful.

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you like silicone, collagen and botox.

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ThatOneAsianBroChick If you're a necrophile. She looks like a fucking CORPSE now... Billy Bob didn't leave her, she WIDOWED him.

    • @TurnipCart
      @TurnipCart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@SovereignStatesman I never did understand the over the top hate celebrity women get. Like even if you didnt like them or think they're attractive why do you got to be so damn nasty. Did Angelina Jolie run over your fucking dog or something?

  • @TarossBlackburn
    @TarossBlackburn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Sand being course? Rimmer is Anakin!

  • @SviramAn
    @SviramAn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The Skyfall Adele outtake joke never gets old.

  • @DaveyDisc
    @DaveyDisc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Lara - not "Laura" -- *ding*

  • @avam3245
    @avam3245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Let's not forget that her hair was pretty much perfect after running around in a tomb fighting people and stealing crap from it to save the world.

  • @TimDaleMusic
    @TimDaleMusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You missed my favourite error: Powell escapes the jungle tomb, running for his life. Moments later, Lara almost flies out of the tomb, and Powell is sitting down having a nice cup of tea.

  • @DamonNomad82
    @DamonNomad82 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm impressed CinemaSins has heard of Venice, Nebraska. It's a tiny village near Omaha, but it's so small and so far off the beaten path that most people from Omaha don't even know about it. I only remember it because its only convenience store was called "Merchant of Venice", which appealed to my sense of humor.

  • @SomeBody-mc1km
    @SomeBody-mc1km 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Nice on Thursday its the second One also BY GOD!!! DO Raiders of the Lost Ark!!!!!!

  • @werefoxwerewolf
    @werefoxwerewolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "Do you want T-Viruses? Cause this is how you get T-Viruses." 😂😂

    • @drew6874
      @drew6874 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jinx Quinn Shout-out to Archer.

  • @JizzyF83
    @JizzyF83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Angelina Jolie is the real life manifestation of Lara from the 90s and mid 2000 reboot

  • @peterfrank3365
    @peterfrank3365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    4:54 One could say "Discount James Bond".

    • @MrElionor
      @MrElionor 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No you couldn't because he actually did play James Bond a "discount" version is a bad copy of something not just cheaper version of something else

    • @peterfrank3365
      @peterfrank3365 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrElionor Well, they sinned John Travolta in 'Carrie' as "Discount John Travolta".
      I'm assuming this is because he wasn't a star yet.

    • @MrElionor
      @MrElionor 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Peter Frank
      Ya they also sinned Jeff Goldblums appearance in Deathwish as "discount Jeff Goldblum" that's still not what the phrase means

    • @peterfrank3365
      @peterfrank3365 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrElionor I mean this is before Craig got big as Bond.

    • @MrElionor
      @MrElionor 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Peter Frank
      But he didn't start being Daniel Craig after he played James Bond I get what they're trying to say I just think there is a problem with how they're saying it

  • @tuschman168
    @tuschman168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I absolutely believe that the pronunciation of "Lara" as "Laura" is intentional just to tick us off, but I'm still gonna upvote every instance of someone complaining about it in the comments I'll find because that's how I scratch that pet peeve itch of mine.

  • @asdf9890
    @asdf9890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You just reminded me that I actually went to see this movie way back when it first came out...God damnit, and I thought I had forgotten it right when I walked out of the theater.

  • @AlfredAmeneyro21
    @AlfredAmeneyro21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:05 - 3:11, was expecting an "Attack of the Clones" joke...

  • @blackfox3737
    @blackfox3737 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Oh please sin Thor: Ragnarok!!! Pretty please with a cherry on top?

  • @faceless58
    @faceless58 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I laugh at the fugitive end scene every time, its got to be the most common end scene mashup you do

  • @nickj12
    @nickj12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Worth it just to hear the Adventure Time reference and the Ice Cube song. 😂

  • @guyincognito5320
    @guyincognito5320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ace Rimmer, what a guy!

    • @Matt-cn2nn
      @Matt-cn2nn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!

  • @siliconeshart719
    @siliconeshart719 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "what in the unholy f*** is this". That one line killed me, along with the imagery, I couldn't help but watch it over and over again. That made my day, thank you.

  • @emiliano6284
    @emiliano6284 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Movies should go through this guy before their released.

    • @ZebraSlapper
      @ZebraSlapper 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then we would have no movies

  • @TheHero136
    @TheHero136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:06
    I cannot believe that I am saying this but Hayden Christensen said that line better in Attack of the Clones!

    • @_XR40_
      @_XR40_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - 2001
      Star Wars: Attack of the Clones - 2002

  • @DavidArnold67
    @DavidArnold67 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Holy moly. That Bond/skyfall edit you did was EXCELLENT!

  • @JakkFrost1
    @JakkFrost1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:29 Holy shit, I've seen this movie before, how did I forget that Rimmer was in it?

    • @Matt-cn2nn
      @Matt-cn2nn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Extra sin for Rimmer not being a hologram in this scene?

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He was absent in one season of Red Dwarf because of Tomb Raider. I thought he was brilliant in it, and they should have taken a sin off, but that's only reserved for Get Out, for some reason. "Boring Horror Film with bad cliches is well directed! Sin off!"

  • @DueRag
    @DueRag 6 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    man this game looks good

    • @batchicken1699
      @batchicken1699 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah, the characters look really realistic.

    • @knodeway1826
      @knodeway1826 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      DueRag I'll probably never watch a video of yours, but I'll sub just because of the nice name and picture

    • @DueRag
      @DueRag 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      well thanks for the sub!

    • @knodeway1826
      @knodeway1826 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emerald FoX man get outta here, I'm just acknowledging dude channel

  • @johnjohn-197
    @johnjohn-197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That skyfall part at the end was so perfect. lol

  • @majogl188
    @majogl188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh my god it's Rimmer! I had no Idea he was in this, I gotta rewatch just for him!! :D

  • @MarielikestoCrochet
    @MarielikestoCrochet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I loved these movies! She reminded me so much of the game! I watched both Tomb Raiders, 2 Mummy movies.. And possibly Prince of Persia & both National Treasures

  • @carlosrvra
    @carlosrvra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As much as I LOVE the Adele “This is the end Joke”, I feel like it’s use here cannot be topped 😄

  • @Luvie1980
    @Luvie1980 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The are remaking/rebooting everything these days...

    • @danielattrell
      @danielattrell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Luvie1980 except for stuff that actually should get a reboot

    • @mynameisharry8739
      @mynameisharry8739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I wouldnt say that the new one is a remake of the old tomb raider. More like another adaptationbof the game. Just like the new IT movie being an adaptationbof the book

    • @MrrMechassult
      @MrrMechassult 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That is true but the new one looks decent

    • @thebandit0256
      @thebandit0256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One word: Money

    • @Fera-gr5mm
      @Fera-gr5mm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Luvie1980 Too sexistic and not black enough

  • @brandonthedestroyer7649
    @brandonthedestroyer7649 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Haha 007 inches. That was too good.

  • @ShooterQ
    @ShooterQ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That last little bit for Skyfall.... classic.

  • @ferd617
    @ferd617 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Cinemasins cares." **DING!** (Also, her butler is Arnold Rimmer. That will always be the best thing about this movie.)

    • @ferd617
      @ferd617 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      _Also_ - also, Jeremy keeps slipping back into calling Lara "Laura". **DING!**

    • @biggles1852
      @biggles1852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rimmer... with a shotgun.

    • @ferd617
      @ferd617 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like the "Rusty Venture", the question of exactly what depraved sex act would be referred to as an "Arnold Rimmer" is one of life's enduring mysteries.

  • @mikaelafox6106
    @mikaelafox6106 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    14:40 Please! 😂 That would be awesome.

  • @KCarver
    @KCarver 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That could very well be your best Cinema Sins vid yet, mate. Well done.

  • @TheMostWickedThey.veEverSeen
    @TheMostWickedThey.veEverSeen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    What does a pg-13 shower scene do for anyone anyway
    Same

    • @ssssSTopmotion
      @ssssSTopmotion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Use your imagination

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, we can see more of Daniel Craig than Angelina Jolie. Um, I really don't have a problem with that, but it is unequal.

    • @phillrossiter4998
      @phillrossiter4998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Enough when you're actually 13

  • @TVRXorro
    @TVRXorro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Next week you should do Logan Lucky because Unsane comes out next Friday and it's from the same dude.

  • @miitch99
    @miitch99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Beardless Jorah" Fucking brilliant XD

  • @LordPrometheous
    @LordPrometheous 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Every woman has a triangle of power already; no need to go raiding tombs for one. .

  • @Rikard_Nilsson
    @Rikard_Nilsson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sin: The butler was not once in this movie locked in a freezer.

  • @EvilQi
    @EvilQi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love these...for the first 8 minutes or so. For a channel about cinema sins, it's awfully ironic that editing always falls into the "mind numbing" category.

  • @soulwriter6342
    @soulwriter6342 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You should do a video on Heathers

  • @mikeysuzefour
    @mikeysuzefour 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The actor from "Red Dwarf" plays her butler LOL. ;)

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seems fitting that Rimmer is a snobbish butler.

  • @steverotters3218
    @steverotters3218 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shout out from Venice, Nebraska!

  • @johnfaber100
    @johnfaber100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think that planet you couldn't identify was Uranus. It too has rings, you know.

    • @Eltaurus
      @Eltaurus 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Finally!
      Why did I have to scroll so deep down for this comment? I was already close to writing it myself.

  • @雪儿-m3h
    @雪儿-m3h 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    8:34 hey, is that a lord of the rings reference?

  • @mr.benchwormer7723
    @mr.benchwormer7723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Miss pronounce main characters name so people comment about it cliche”DiNg”

  • @MightyManotaur22
    @MightyManotaur22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Sure, this movie is bad. But in its defense, Angelina Jolie is very attractive.

    • @hughfh
      @hughfh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Game, set and match.

    • @_XR40_
      @_XR40_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not really. That's too subjective a justification. I know many people, myself included, that have never considered her attractive. Big boobs aren't everything - Look at her eyes..

    • @MightyManotaur22
      @MightyManotaur22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ...it was a joke

    • @Ishie1013
      @Ishie1013 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plus Rimmer!

  • @dajuanwhitaker1785
    @dajuanwhitaker1785 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Raid Credits"
    Me: hahahaha!

  • @ashleytuchin7693
    @ashleytuchin7693 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    What, no Red Dwarf references?

    • @carmenoreilly143
      @carmenoreilly143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Finally xD I was wondering when someone would say it

  • @drewbeedoo9042
    @drewbeedoo9042 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "mission...quest...thing" i see you LOTR reference

  • @legoreviewwarrior
    @legoreviewwarrior 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I didn't know Ser Jorah Mormont was the bad guy.

    • @MajesticAngel13
      @MajesticAngel13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      David Buss wait until the next tomb raider movie (cradle of life) where Mance Rader is the bad guy!

  • @ninjabearpress2574
    @ninjabearpress2574 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jeremy, at 8:37, you do realize the U.S Army routinely drops vehicles on parachute pallets, right? Of all the sins in this movie, this is not one of them.
    Giving Chris Barrie so little screen time, now that's a smegging sin!

  • @astroboy5888
    @astroboy5888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lara: "You're with the illuminati."
    Powell: "There's no such thing."
    Video: *Awkward pause while I suddenly get scared*
    Video: *Plays ad*
    Me: "Oh holy Jesus I'm safe."

  • @dinsism
    @dinsism 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    16:44 Haha this edit was 2 good!

  • @CallMeKes
    @CallMeKes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Beardless Jorah" though.
    Why am I still laughing?

  • @jameswoodard4304
    @jameswoodard4304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I always think of this as my favorite movie featuring an American woman with a bad English accent opposite an Englishman with a bad American accent. It would have been just as realistic if they went ahead and dubbed eachother's dialog. The accents would have been right and then they could just adjust for pitch.

  • @dylan3892
    @dylan3892 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    *WHHHHERRRREEESSSS YOUUURRRRR HEEEAAADDDD AAAATTTTT*

    • @MajesticAngel13
      @MajesticAngel13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dylan Hagar one reason why the new movie won’t be as fun as this one xD

    • @TheBraunMachine2011
      @TheBraunMachine2011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That song was the shit hehe

  • @michaelcasely8808
    @michaelcasely8808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No one better tell the 82D Airborne Division that it's a stupid idea to put parachutes on vehicles.

  • @mrdoctorgilmore
    @mrdoctorgilmore 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Should've taken off a sin for Arnold Rimmer.