I love how everyone in the bar and in the hockey stadium is understandably shocked, scared and unsettled by the aliens´s sudden appearance and doesn´t know what that means and what will happen.... but not Jenkins. He knows the score. He, right away, has a pretty good idea of what´s about to happen in a couple seconds. He figures how long it will take people to properly gauge the unexpectedly little effect of the alien weapons on humans... And jenkins wants to see the hunters get some class 12 welcome...^^
"Surprise!" "Satisfaction!" "Respect!" This here was not only written well, but(and this sets it apart from most all other "humans are space orks"-type things here on youtube) read well. Most anyone else just rattles down the lines without any skill or care for proper inflection. This one was actually read skilfully and proper. Gotta respect that.
*martialme84* It is not read , it is acted. By the most talented voice actor on Yt bar none! This is the fourth round of this playlist. When its over , there are other delights awaiting.
@@maxwyght1840 "When Deathwolders Meet" a slaveship picked up a human while carrying, what i believe was, a humanoid feline deathworlder within its slavepen. there was also a sequel, but i never read nor listened to it.
Imagine if they dropped in the middle of a football stadium they caused the kicker to miss his goal and then the entire Stadium blew into a brawl and they ended up getting trampled
Hey, I realise that I am a little late, but I really enjoyed your take on these stories. Your inexpierience in voice-acting is showing at times, especially the crowd-shouting scene (I recommend actually shouting, if your recording environment allows you to do so), but there are a lot of things that you absolutely nailed: the calm, yet eerily tense narrating voice in certain scenes, the tired tone of voice for Kevin and, of course, the Hunters, which sounded every bit as creepy and off-putting as I had imagined. I would love to hear more, but I'm not quite sure if you're still active.
Hey, yes still "active" unfortunately I have a day-job, but just got another sub in the office (I work for the post office), so should be seeing a major uptick in the production of these, since I will have more days off. Thanks so much for subscribing, should be many more to come in the next few weeks.
Of all the places to land, the only place worse than the middle of a hockey match would probably be in the middle of an Australian rugby match. To the rest of Earth, Australia is a death world and the Aussies make it look like a Sunday picnic.
@@russellperry9902 No, I meant that the audio of the video was so low I had to raise it to max volume. Which in turn made the ads that would play become ear r*pe.
The description of Kevin Jenkins makes me think of Alex Kamal from The Expanse. If they make a live action show based on this, i hope they cast whoever played Alex
I am honored, thank you for including me in your study time. I might be trying some new ideas on Wednesdays that might be even better for studying :) gonna call em whacky Wednesdays because I am super old and lame :D
Imagine a class 13 deathworld A whole planet of Australia,with access to natural steroids and or other drugs that mess you up but somehow also make you the entirety of humanity’s strongest in one person
Galactic handbook page 27. The use of members of the human caste known as "hockey player" in warfare, is considered a war crime... in ALL of galactic space. Even the cannibal pirate sectors...
Keep the videos coming. I have severe dyslexia my friends ask me to read the Jenkins verse in the recommended reading order. But I can't read nor write , I have to use voice text. I've listened to your videos I think you've got talent. Please keep it going. Ty.
This is my favorite chapter of the story and you did it so well. I'm excited to find this playlist. I enjoy the stories but don't have time to read them. Being able to listen to it at work will be great
Consider getting a free or inexpensive voice changer & noise player for these audio tapes and you’ll have gold, maybe get some free music to go along with the background? You’ll be gold.
Listening to this series again, and man. You have come a *real* long way since you started this series. I'm still a bit saddened that you never ended up doing the last chapters of Salvage, but I understand that those chapters are not canon. Though, I do hope you end up doing other stories in this universe rather than just the official Deathworlders Saga. It would allow you to get out more of the great content in this universe, while also not needing to do hour long readings which I understand would take a long time to read, edit, and do the audiowork for.
The worst thing you can interpret in Canada is a hockey game. Especially the play offs. The hunters just majorly screwed up. This is coming from a Canadian citizen.
@@johnjohnjohnson7720 I´m helpful is what i am. I just improved your english a tiny bit. Soon you will know enough english to stop embarrassing yourself. You are welcome. Now go and fix your embarrassing mistake.
@@johnjohnjohnson7720 You are still welcome. Helping the disadvantaged and needy is reward enough all on its own. Some people are simply failed by their schools and by their respective authorities and it is encumbent on the more fortunate to step in and be there for them.
Starting on the next one today, been really hectic at work, haven't had much time to myself to pursue passion projects like this one between work and home life with the wife, BUT lots of time off upcoming so thank you for your patience, more coming soon!
Aliens: meat to the maw
Humans: youve yeed your last haw
In a manner of speaking, the aliens have sliced off more protein than their mandibles could process...
ლ(-̩̩̩︿-̩̩̩ლ )
I love how everyone in the bar and in the hockey stadium is understandably shocked, scared and unsettled by the aliens´s sudden appearance and doesn´t know what that means and what will happen.... but not Jenkins.
He knows the score. He, right away, has a pretty good idea of what´s about to happen in a couple seconds. He figures how long it will take people to properly gauge the unexpectedly little effect of the alien weapons on humans...
And jenkins wants to see the hunters get some class 12 welcome...^^
Mhmm, I'd imagine that a few thousand people around the world felt exactly as he did in that moment...
@@Zren89 I imagine thousands upon thousands of humans that have no experience with them to suddenly be delighted with this new reality.
"Surprise!" "Satisfaction!" "Respect!"
This here was not only written well, but(and this sets it apart from most all other "humans are space orks"-type things here on youtube) read well.
Most anyone else just rattles down the lines without any skill or care for proper inflection. This one was actually read skilfully and proper. Gotta respect that.
Ah, thank you.
*martialme84*
It is not read , it is acted. By the most talented voice actor on Yt bar none! This is the fourth round of this playlist. When its over , there are other delights awaiting.
That moment when you realize the Hunters have no idea what a cruel and painful death they are about to expierince...
"Meat to the maw!"
Me: having Little Nightmares flashback
LOL I wanna see a sitcom, "Meet the Deathworlders."
YES
IIRC, there was a HFY titled that, which involved a human abductee meeting a deathworld species that looked like dogs.
@@maxwyght1840 "When Deathwolders Meet" a slaveship picked up a human while carrying, what i believe was, a humanoid feline deathworlder within its slavepen. there was also a sequel, but i never read nor listened to it.
Screw the IP rights infringement, the starting line of intro song should be: "Nobody told you life was gonna be this way 👏👏👏"
This is literally my favourite chapter. EVER.
Same
Imagine if they dropped in the middle of a football stadium they caused the kicker to miss his goal and then the entire Stadium blew into a brawl and they ended up getting trampled
Imagine in the middle of a paintball match
@@xanthos9641 Even better a air soft match
I imagine they try to land in a real warzone… only to find their weapons not even scratch the paint off a tank.
"they made the mistake of raiding a hockey game? Oh this boys and girls is going to be F***ing funny" it indeed was funny XD
It was at that moment, I knew they fucked up
Hey, I realise that I am a little late, but I really enjoyed your take on these stories. Your inexpierience in voice-acting is showing at times, especially the crowd-shouting scene (I recommend actually shouting, if your recording environment allows you to do so), but there are a lot of things that you absolutely nailed: the calm, yet eerily tense narrating voice in certain scenes, the tired tone of voice for Kevin and, of course, the Hunters, which sounded every bit as creepy and off-putting as I had imagined. I would love to hear more, but I'm not quite sure if you're still active.
Hey, yes still "active" unfortunately I have a day-job, but just got another sub in the office (I work for the post office), so should be seeing a major uptick in the production of these, since I will have more days off. Thanks so much for subscribing, should be many more to come in the next few weeks.
I love your reading of this. Just the satisfaction he has right at the end really comes through.
Thank you!
I like to think the hunters were just hearing dorime
We talking "ERA - Ameno"?
I still wonder if there was a worse game to attack than a ice hockey game
Hmm.. potentially an Australian rugby match.
American football would be up there.
Or south American soccer, the fans go armed on occasion.
Polo
Maybe a baseball game with some players and fans having titanium bats.
I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.
I imagine the baseball theme starts playing the background as the hockey players align up to beat their ass
There going to here the music that plays during a hockey fight and it’s going to be the last thing the aliens here
Absolutely hilarious how those hunters thought they were the hottest shit and got their shit kicked in by hockey players
To be fair most people would get their shit kicked in by hockey players
Tough cusses the lot of em
Of all the places to land, the only place worse than the middle of a hockey match would probably be in the middle of an Australian rugby match. To the rest of Earth,
Australia is a death world and the Aussies make it look like a Sunday picnic.
To be fair, they'd have a hard time picking a worse target.
had to laugh so hard when .. "and those idiots raided an icehockey station"
Welcome to Earth
Now Please Fuck Off
The audio is so low, I need to have the volume at max. Ads are ear r*pe.
@@russellperry9902 No, I meant that the audio of the video was so low I had to raise it to max volume. Which in turn made the ads that would play become ear r*pe.
Yeah, same. Way to quiet so have to have headsett at max, ads fuck me up hahaha
All adds are ear rape.
7:05 "See, there's this species called WHAT THE F**K!?!"
I need more! I’ve already listened to everything you have so far! I need more of this deathworlders story! This is all guardsmen party good.
The description of Kevin Jenkins makes me think of Alex Kamal from The Expanse. If they make a live action show based on this, i hope they cast whoever played Alex
I love Alex! Cas Anvar is a great actor!
bruh he literally got dropped from the expanse for some sexual misconduct, i doubt we will see a lot of him in the future
@@idkimlikereallybored9533 shame
God these are so good; your voice is so nice to hear, it makes me calm while I study
I am honored, thank you for including me in your study time. I might be trying some new ideas on Wednesdays that might be even better for studying :) gonna call em whacky Wednesdays because I am super old and lame :D
@@Zren89 Np bro 💜
Imagine a class 13 deathworld
A whole planet of Australia,with access to natural steroids and or other drugs that mess you up but somehow also make you the entirety of humanity’s strongest in one person
And all this power in each and every creature on that place
Doomslayer has entered the chat.
Galactic handbook page 27.
The use of members of the human caste known as "hockey player" in warfare, is considered a war crime... in ALL of galactic space. Even the cannibal pirate sectors...
This hunter group was particularly stupid and arrogant. There's a reason other hunters didn't go to death worlds.
Keep the videos coming. I have severe dyslexia my friends ask me to read the Jenkins verse in the recommended reading order. But I can't read nor write , I have to use voice text. I've listened to your videos I think you've got talent. Please keep it going. Ty.
Absolutely, a few more are in the works as we speak, should be a week or so.
IamZren89 awsome
Hey man, hope you're doing well. Hope you've been able to come back and enjoy the new videos!
This is my favorite chapter of the story and you did it so well. I'm excited to find this playlist. I enjoy the stories but don't have time to read them. Being able to listen to it at work will be great
This is my favorite part because every time I hear this chapter about evil beings getting their asses handed to them is the best part
This man has almost single handedly won a war and its amazing
imagine if they stop by Jacksonville Compton or Detroit
This first contact can be summed up by one Russian badger bit.
*Big slide Clyde blasts all of Mexico. "Fuck you Normandy you're next!"*
Thank you and thumbs-up, chapter 2 is where I'm going right now.
Consider getting a free or inexpensive voice changer & noise player for these audio tapes and you’ll have gold, maybe get some free music to go along with the background?
You’ll be gold.
Listening to this series again, and man. You have come a *real* long way since you started this series. I'm still a bit saddened that you never ended up doing the last chapters of Salvage, but I understand that those chapters are not canon. Though, I do hope you end up doing other stories in this universe rather than just the official Deathworlders Saga. It would allow you to get out more of the great content in this universe, while also not needing to do hour long readings which I understand would take a long time to read, edit, and do the audiowork for.
So advanced alien capable of ftl can’t make a gun that can shoot through pexiglass. This should be interesting
I love your story telling!
The worst thing you can interpret in Canada is a hockey game. Especially the play offs. The hunters just majorly screwed up. This is coming from a Canadian citizen.
This had me rolling quite literally on the floor with laughter
Thank you. I have missed JWC.
Oh yell heah my favorite series
need you to get up to chapter 29 man! this is great!
Don't mind me, just helping the algorithm along.
Oh my I just found this channel haha
Back for another re watch of the series eating for another video
It saddens me that you don't post much now n days.
Hey man im planing on animations this audiobook do u think u can help me with the audio
Sure man, just let me know the details.
Better run Better run Faster then my shotgun
*than
@@martialme84 You're an mdamne
Your damne=d
@@johnjohnjohnson7720 I´m helpful is what i am.
I just improved your english a tiny bit.
Soon you will know enough english to stop embarrassing yourself. You are welcome.
Now go and fix your embarrassing mistake.
@@martialme84 Good sir you must know I do not care, except for spiting those who try and correct me.
@@johnjohnjohnson7720 You are still welcome.
Helping the disadvantaged and needy is reward enough all on its own.
Some people are simply failed by their schools and by their respective authorities and it is encumbent on the more fortunate to step in and be there for them.
Any updates on the next vidieo
Starting on the next one today, been really hectic at work, haven't had much time to myself to pursue passion projects like this one between work and home life with the wife, BUT lots of time off upcoming so thank you for your patience, more coming soon!
HERE HOLD MY BEER HONEY.....!
also, chapter one part 4?? the heck does that mean?
😂 this is just funny
The Arizona What?... another extinct species in Arizona :)
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Is this a part of humans dont make good pets
Rather, Humans Don't Make Good Pets is Part of this :D
link's a bust
It saddens me that you don't post much now n days.