The Death Worlders CH 13: Tall Tales Pt. 1 (r/HFY)
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- Reality comes a calling on a literal living legend, or is it vice versa? Part one of the next installment of the Deathworlders.
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"I've always been something of an amateur astralala"
Made me chuckle
Best line ever
I thought he just started motorboating her for no reason.
That remind me of some Monty Piton sketch...
Powel=how writers think Soldiers act. Saunders=how Soldiers actually Act
I feel sorry for Powell once he realizes that everything Adrian tells him is literally the truth
Lol exactly, well... that's egg on my fookin face then I guess lol
jen and adrian not being able to meet each other is getting old lol
this makes me want Saunders to brake some jaws
7:49
Best use of swearing.
I get the impression that Powell has never actually meat a half-bogan digger or a military engineer. Half-mad on both counts.
Adrians blue balls have to have their own gravity at this point....
So close , wondering if his ball hair tinged being so close to her
The team up of Jenkins and Saunders is gonna be great
I love that his accents are actually pretty good.
Adrian: "They're the space illumanati"
Powell: "Fuck no"
Me as the inter-dimensional voyeur: "He's telling the truth though..."
So they can transfer/clone their consciousness, eh? Then all likelihood, Adrian is indeed dead, and is a sleeper agent
Couldn't help but think the same thing as I was reading it lol
"The king now...."
talk about breaking my immersion
Everyone knows Elizabeth the Second is immortal
For the litch queen of Britain!
Yes obviously. But we are all supposed to act as if she's a mortal human. So at some point we need to give the job to her great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson. And we'll pretend he's just her grandson.
@@bladefox-ik5iy Lich*
aged as well as it could've
@@trentonyoder7623 Na. I firmly believe that she looked a the state of earth,
look that the state of the the UK,
and went "I'm too old for this shit", and let death take her immoral soul.
Honestly, can't blame her.
This Jen Adrien allways missing each other or instantly get separated thing is really aggravating, hope it stops
Oh you sweet summer child. Spoilers below...
They never meet back up in the Jenkinsverse canon.. however, after Adrian blasts himself into a different reality they finally get a chance to meet back up.
@@sintanan469 what the actual fuck did Adrien do
@@unamless9229 Made a super bomb from the FTL black box and engine parts, chucked it into a black hole, ripped the universe a new arsehole, and got himself flung out of the Jenkinsverse into a spinoff reality for Salvage (basically allows his story to continue without being canon).
@@sintanan469 Sounds like something he'd do alright
@@sintanan469wait what?! Where do I read the rest of Salvage??
you have been an absolute joy to listen too as a rampaged through this series. Thank you very much for the content
It took me a while to recognize Gyotins name when spoken aloud, i always read it as though the "y" was soft, like "Gjiotin".
Hope you continue your readings! It's been impressive to see the improvements you've made over the almost 100 Deathworlder readings!
Hey, I've just binged all of the Deathworlders narration you've done and I am thoroughly impressed! The number of accents you can pull off and the voices you give characters are really amazing. Having listened to a few other narrations I can say that this is probably the best one yet, not to mention, to my knowledge the longest-running series.
The first few episodes suffered from some varying audio quality though that has since been fixed. The voice changer you used for some aliens a couple episodes back could sound a bit better, particularly the comically chipmunk voice, but they do add some variety and are appreciated. My main gripe is the repeating of some lines and left in mistakes, while I understand editing more than an hour of audio is probably extremely tedious and time-consuming I find that it really messes with immersion when listening.
The progress of quality seen through the series has been absolutely fantastic, I really wish I'd found it sooner, I'm not sure if you post these on Reddit but if not you should definitely start. You've done some amazing work here, keep it up!
I would love to find an editor to take that off my hands I HATE editing like absolutely loathe it lol. Love doing the rest though.
the series is probarly on reddit in the HFY group
@@Zren89 but you should really start posting these on Reddit
This seems like it'd be a great short tv show if they could pull it off without ruining it
Short? We're on chapter 94, and each one is like a friggin novella. You'd need 3 parallel series to do it justice.
@@TheMonk72 but where would you start?
@@Ryan-jk6mg At the beginning of course 😁
Main series: pilot opens with "The Kevin Jenkins Experience" and ends at Vancouver. The rest of the season follows through to the destruction of San Diego (chapter 15) for the first season. Cut Jen Delaney for now.
Season 2 opens with SD aftermath then switches to Kirk's team on Sanctuary for a couple episodes, then flip back for a review of Jen Delaney's separation from Adrian and arrival at Cimbrean up until being named governer of Cimbrean.
Side series: Salvage. Probably a couple seasons.
The adventures of Kirk and the Sanctuary team would probably make a good side-series here too. Roll Xiu's history into that, finishing up on the trio going into stasis. Leave that hanging until Warhorse gets up to speed (probably around season 4 or 5 at this rate) and bring them into the main series.
It gets a bit hard to track the threads through the rest of it. Probably a good idea to overlap episodes rather than trying to stick to pure chronological order. Hambone has this "obsessive compulsive homicide detective tracking a serial killer" murder-board thing going that would probably help.
@@TheMonk72 All right, cool. Now who? Would you like to direct it? And who would you like the stars to be played as?
Adrian is going to be pissed that he just missed jen
A bushmaster being enough to take on a starship is real something.
The warp field delivery system makes a bit of a difference. Surface to orbit in 0.0 seconds.
@@TheMonk72 Oh yeah. warp travel right. does done it?
@@TheMonk72 god ots been forever since I've read into this.
Sheesh I wish I had started listening to this when stay@home orders & quarantines were issued. I've been all caught up for a bit now & can't wait for more @ this point lol. Love everything you've done with this.
Powell got some nerve on him talking shit about Saunders like this
So, Adrian Saunders is the galaxy’s space Kano.
Essentially.
@@Zren89
Freakin baller.
Hope we get the 2nd part soon Zren. I'm running out of decent things to listen to!
Let's say the hunters have mostly ever hunted prey and very few hunters. Even in a time span of 1 million years give or take. They should have enough experience to battle humans on equal terms
They're janisaries. That's all I can say without spoiling everything :)
the problem is that they only have experience hunting people descendent from prey species who act like those prey species. they aren't use to fighting something that fights them the same way a wolf pack might hunt another wolf pack. fighting something with an almost exclusively static and defensive approach to war is very different from fighting something that favors a very mobile and aggressive approach. if all you have ever done and trained for is the former you are going to have a hard time dealing with the later if your first encounter with it is against a force that is already very good and experienced exactly that with others of similar mind sets. the hunter's early troubles are perfectly reasonable. now saying that this is as far in the story as I have gotten so far as of this comment.
I just finished all of the deathworlders that you have done! Fantastic job!
It is weird thinking of humanity as the giant super beings of the universe. I like it.
Me too :)
I totally forgot about 26:16 Omg I'm dying. Send help I was eating popcorn.
Shaped charges detonate on impact (or earlier), not after penetration.
Also, what hierarchy ship are they talking about at the end?
man listening to this after 1-2 years of not listening to salvage I got powell's Pov in contrast to just right after listening to salvage where I got Adrian's Pov is.... interesting
I really hope humanity finds out about the Mutant juice 🧃 we really needs it! Plus someone needs to punch Powell he clearly could have noticed the superhuman.
'I've always been something of an amateur Alalaglalalg' hehehe
Alright time for my fifth rewatch of the death worlds playlist.
A simpler time that was.
Well done with the narration man... It's impressive.
For the algorithm!
Loving listening to you as I binge this series, your accents/voices especially. :)
It certainly is the king now
I just finished really hope you do more you are great zren!
Wait. The crashed ship isn’t Hierarchy…
Ok time out Where I can find Adrians story as if I got it right Jenkings on the base is the main character of Humans do not make good pets or is this our nut job Aussie the one?
The doctor is actually a vet. Lol
I like the British thing but the usa actually agreeing to give them control over it is highly unlikely. noted i am an American. and we would definitely go back to our to our ancestors roots and spread out everywhere across the stars. the Mormon church would also probbly try to take its own planets.
iirc this is after san diego, so the in universe explanation is that the us are a bit preoccupied
So...when is the rest coming out
26:15 what on gods blue earth was that you or a computer jag?
When does the next one come out?
Thank you for leaving in the bits where you are corpsing.
Corpsing?
is there a story of julians stay on nightmare?
About time....lmfao just kidding buddy ..ty as always appreciated.
You rock
oh shit, I'm out of order..... gahh! Must... wait... to binge watch!
Out of order?
Michael Hice you already can, navigate into the channel and find the listening order playlist. But depending on how far behind you are... see ya in a month?
@@jackr2287 Ah, you see, I'm waiting until he gets through chapter 69 of Salvage, where that stops being essential reading order content and 'The deathworlders' main hambone stuff gets the main spotlight.
@@Zren89 yeah, I am holding off listening to your content until you hit a certain point, then I'm gonna binge listen to it all. namely, Salvage had a frustratingly cliffhanger-ey feel with every single chapter that I'd like to avoid the second round of while listening to ya.
Also am eager to hear how you'll voice a certain few groups of characters in Hambone's main line later on!
Also sorry for the late response, I finally got around to playlisting something like 50+ youtube tabs into a 'plz no moar tabs' playlist and came across this clearing my 300+ notifications that I have a tendency to ignore...
Isn't the hierarchy ship at the blackhole.
Thanks and thumbs up
Que culo de leche! Anders llega y Jen se va.
Si, muchas conexiones perdidas.
@@Zren89 no pensé que hablaras español, excelente 👍, por cierto comenté en español de manera inconsciente, 😂
M242 bushmaster, I know that chain gun.
Ok. Im caught up. Make moooooorrrre!
Sad i missed the livestream but as we both know, TH-cam seems to only let me know when you're doing it via notification rather than showing it in the subs.
Cant wait for the next slice and the end of salvage. 3 more to go!
Should be recording sometime soon and streaming that :D
So when is the next update coming!? Still waiting over here
Soon™
@@Zren89 hell yeah
Thank you!!
You're welcome!
Letting the English run the colony ROFLMFAO, I wouldn't trust them to run a bath.
Must've been a bloody good bath if we ran a quarter of the world and saved it twice!
@@TheArtilleryman Who saved it ?, apparently the yanks claim they saved it but everyone who knows their history already knows it was down to the Russians, hell England where so unimpressed with their own so called hero churchil that they kicked his sorry ass out of office as soon as they could lol.
@@bluedragon5676 And who supplied the Russians? British and American factories as part of lend lease. An old phrase comes to mind; "The war was won with British Intelligence, American ingenuity and Russian blood."
Fulctha means "Bath" in irish Gaelic. 😂
Yup, it was named by an Irish woman named Jen :)
The writer thinks India is some nuke powerhouse is just hilarious.
Excellent!
This was so frustrating 😤 😆
Oh hell yeah
46:30 He went ahead and said it! The arrogance of that scrub! Newly out of earth , and already knowing everything. No respect for a man who's legend among Kelzi and dominion, is the stuff of nightmares. He knows nothing. Is wiling to learn nothing. The very fact that he ordered fire upon a space vessel, without attempting communication first, is enough. Powel is the wrong man for the wrong job.
He canot think out side the box of his indoctrination, acts without thought, and is prideful.
IDK who selected him, but they were insane.
JEN, STAY FOR 5 FUCKING MINUTES!!!!!
I'd fucking go with Harlock.
Joseph Harlock Sucks At Cards
Well then. I expected Foltcha to be read like a english word for some reason. Interesting that the irish read ch the same as czechs.
I need mooooaaaaarrr
D.F. listen to man space illuminati.
I get the feeling the author doesn't know how to write romance or is afraid too, either way it's kinda getting pathetic the loops their jumping through to avoid it should have never even introduced it at this point
Touch tips.... you got it story daddy lmao.
oi omelandah, let go me woif son
Please...LOUDER!
WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
@@Zren89 Old Artillerymen are all deaf.
@@chainsawsubtlety9828 noted, I will pump up the jams for ya :)
@@Zren89 Genuinely appreciated, my friend.
26:15 bro😂
AH LALALALALALA
Dude, reading order?
I have know idea
@@drgvgfg391 this is the 13th ch of deathworlders, part 1/2. There is an essential reading order playlist on my channel.
@@Zren89 thank you
@@Zren89 wheren't salvage 67-69 supposed to take place before this one?
Ohhh noooo.....they're in the wrong order on the reqading order i have!
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