The Death Worlders CH 13: Tall Tales Pt. 1 (r/HFY)

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  • Reality comes a calling on a literal living legend, or is it vice versa? Part one of the next installment of the Deathworlders.
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  • @maxwyght1840
    @maxwyght1840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "I've always been something of an amateur astralala"
    Made me chuckle

    • @demonelf2094
      @demonelf2094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best line ever

    • @onimenno
      @onimenno ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought he just started motorboating her for no reason.

    • @fmilan1
      @fmilan1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That remind me of some Monty Piton sketch...

  • @MrReich1918
    @MrReich1918 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Powel=how writers think Soldiers act. Saunders=how Soldiers actually Act

  • @eliandervalderen5849
    @eliandervalderen5849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I feel sorry for Powell once he realizes that everything Adrian tells him is literally the truth

    • @Zren89
      @Zren89  4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lol exactly, well... that's egg on my fookin face then I guess lol

  • @Rafael-lc6yr
    @Rafael-lc6yr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    jen and adrian not being able to meet each other is getting old lol

  • @janehexum4093
    @janehexum4093 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this makes me want Saunders to brake some jaws

  • @connorirons4542
    @connorirons4542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    7:49
    Best use of swearing.

  • @DarthGibberish
    @DarthGibberish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I get the impression that Powell has never actually meat a half-bogan digger or a military engineer. Half-mad on both counts.

  • @hogfry
    @hogfry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Adrians blue balls have to have their own gravity at this point....

    • @seanrobert9661
      @seanrobert9661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So close , wondering if his ball hair tinged being so close to her

  • @dontmindme1681
    @dontmindme1681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The team up of Jenkins and Saunders is gonna be great

  • @vanhalen0222
    @vanhalen0222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love that his accents are actually pretty good.

  • @Heidao623
    @Heidao623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Adrian: "They're the space illumanati"
    Powell: "Fuck no"
    Me as the inter-dimensional voyeur: "He's telling the truth though..."
    So they can transfer/clone their consciousness, eh? Then all likelihood, Adrian is indeed dead, and is a sleeper agent

    • @Zren89
      @Zren89  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Couldn't help but think the same thing as I was reading it lol

  • @MazzaAzi
    @MazzaAzi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "The king now...."
    talk about breaking my immersion
    Everyone knows Elizabeth the Second is immortal

    • @bladefox-ik5iy
      @bladefox-ik5iy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      For the litch queen of Britain!

    • @rutger5000
      @rutger5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes obviously. But we are all supposed to act as if she's a mortal human. So at some point we need to give the job to her great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson. And we'll pretend he's just her grandson.

    • @starmada105
      @starmada105 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bladefox-ik5iy Lich*

    • @trentonyoder7623
      @trentonyoder7623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      aged as well as it could've

    • @MazzaAzi
      @MazzaAzi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@trentonyoder7623 Na. I firmly believe that she looked a the state of earth,
      look that the state of the the UK,
      and went "I'm too old for this shit", and let death take her immoral soul.
      Honestly, can't blame her.

  • @Minimoz
    @Minimoz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This Jen Adrien allways missing each other or instantly get separated thing is really aggravating, hope it stops

    • @sintanan469
      @sintanan469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh you sweet summer child. Spoilers below...
      They never meet back up in the Jenkinsverse canon.. however, after Adrian blasts himself into a different reality they finally get a chance to meet back up.

    • @unamless9229
      @unamless9229 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sintanan469 what the actual fuck did Adrien do

    • @sintanan469
      @sintanan469 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@unamless9229 Made a super bomb from the FTL black box and engine parts, chucked it into a black hole, ripped the universe a new arsehole, and got himself flung out of the Jenkinsverse into a spinoff reality for Salvage (basically allows his story to continue without being canon).

    • @unamless9229
      @unamless9229 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sintanan469 Sounds like something he'd do alright

    • @jaegerolfa
      @jaegerolfa 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@sintanan469wait what?! Where do I read the rest of Salvage??

  • @nobodyhome6870
    @nobodyhome6870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    you have been an absolute joy to listen too as a rampaged through this series. Thank you very much for the content

  • @xxxsomenoobxxx
    @xxxsomenoobxxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It took me a while to recognize Gyotins name when spoken aloud, i always read it as though the "y" was soft, like "Gjiotin".
    Hope you continue your readings! It's been impressive to see the improvements you've made over the almost 100 Deathworlder readings!

  • @thomasmiller1177
    @thomasmiller1177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Hey, I've just binged all of the Deathworlders narration you've done and I am thoroughly impressed! The number of accents you can pull off and the voices you give characters are really amazing. Having listened to a few other narrations I can say that this is probably the best one yet, not to mention, to my knowledge the longest-running series.
    The first few episodes suffered from some varying audio quality though that has since been fixed. The voice changer you used for some aliens a couple episodes back could sound a bit better, particularly the comically chipmunk voice, but they do add some variety and are appreciated. My main gripe is the repeating of some lines and left in mistakes, while I understand editing more than an hour of audio is probably extremely tedious and time-consuming I find that it really messes with immersion when listening.
    The progress of quality seen through the series has been absolutely fantastic, I really wish I'd found it sooner, I'm not sure if you post these on Reddit but if not you should definitely start. You've done some amazing work here, keep it up!

    • @Zren89
      @Zren89  4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I would love to find an editor to take that off my hands I HATE editing like absolutely loathe it lol. Love doing the rest though.

    • @brobeans01
      @brobeans01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the series is probarly on reddit in the HFY group

    • @blueyindustries8503
      @blueyindustries8503 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Zren89 but you should really start posting these on Reddit

  • @the_candlemaker4496
    @the_candlemaker4496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This seems like it'd be a great short tv show if they could pull it off without ruining it

    • @TheMonk72
      @TheMonk72 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Short? We're on chapter 94, and each one is like a friggin novella. You'd need 3 parallel series to do it justice.

    • @Ryan-jk6mg
      @Ryan-jk6mg ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@TheMonk72 but where would you start?

    • @TheMonk72
      @TheMonk72 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ryan-jk6mg At the beginning of course 😁
      Main series: pilot opens with "The Kevin Jenkins Experience" and ends at Vancouver. The rest of the season follows through to the destruction of San Diego (chapter 15) for the first season. Cut Jen Delaney for now.
      Season 2 opens with SD aftermath then switches to Kirk's team on Sanctuary for a couple episodes, then flip back for a review of Jen Delaney's separation from Adrian and arrival at Cimbrean up until being named governer of Cimbrean.
      Side series: Salvage. Probably a couple seasons.
      The adventures of Kirk and the Sanctuary team would probably make a good side-series here too. Roll Xiu's history into that, finishing up on the trio going into stasis. Leave that hanging until Warhorse gets up to speed (probably around season 4 or 5 at this rate) and bring them into the main series.
      It gets a bit hard to track the threads through the rest of it. Probably a good idea to overlap episodes rather than trying to stick to pure chronological order. Hambone has this "obsessive compulsive homicide detective tracking a serial killer" murder-board thing going that would probably help.

    • @Ryan-jk6mg
      @Ryan-jk6mg ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheMonk72 All right, cool. Now who? Would you like to direct it? And who would you like the stars to be played as?

  • @ouberfox5898
    @ouberfox5898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Adrian is going to be pissed that he just missed jen

  • @wyvernharries4788
    @wyvernharries4788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A bushmaster being enough to take on a starship is real something.

    • @TheMonk72
      @TheMonk72 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The warp field delivery system makes a bit of a difference. Surface to orbit in 0.0 seconds.

    • @wyvernharries4788
      @wyvernharries4788 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheMonk72 Oh yeah. warp travel right. does done it?

    • @wyvernharries4788
      @wyvernharries4788 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheMonk72 god ots been forever since I've read into this.

  • @THE.LILGHOST
    @THE.LILGHOST 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Sheesh I wish I had started listening to this when stay@home orders & quarantines were issued. I've been all caught up for a bit now & can't wait for more @ this point lol. Love everything you've done with this.

  • @BeeKisses
    @BeeKisses 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Powell got some nerve on him talking shit about Saunders like this

  • @coreyhead5777
    @coreyhead5777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So, Adrian Saunders is the galaxy’s space Kano.

    • @Zren89
      @Zren89  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Essentially.

    • @coreyhead5777
      @coreyhead5777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Zren89
      Freakin baller.

  • @Graygor.
    @Graygor. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hope we get the 2nd part soon Zren. I'm running out of decent things to listen to!

  • @vinyak123rohatgi
    @vinyak123rohatgi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Let's say the hunters have mostly ever hunted prey and very few hunters. Even in a time span of 1 million years give or take. They should have enough experience to battle humans on equal terms

    • @Zren89
      @Zren89  3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They're janisaries. That's all I can say without spoiling everything :)

    • @Greywolf905
      @Greywolf905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the problem is that they only have experience hunting people descendent from prey species who act like those prey species. they aren't use to fighting something that fights them the same way a wolf pack might hunt another wolf pack. fighting something with an almost exclusively static and defensive approach to war is very different from fighting something that favors a very mobile and aggressive approach. if all you have ever done and trained for is the former you are going to have a hard time dealing with the later if your first encounter with it is against a force that is already very good and experienced exactly that with others of similar mind sets. the hunter's early troubles are perfectly reasonable. now saying that this is as far in the story as I have gotten so far as of this comment.

  • @dakotastevens8
    @dakotastevens8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just finished all of the deathworlders that you have done! Fantastic job!

  • @billrich9722
    @billrich9722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It is weird thinking of humanity as the giant super beings of the universe. I like it.

    • @Zren89
      @Zren89  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too :)

  • @TheRaptorOfGaming
    @TheRaptorOfGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I totally forgot about 26:16 Omg I'm dying. Send help I was eating popcorn.

  • @michaelbarnard8529
    @michaelbarnard8529 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Shaped charges detonate on impact (or earlier), not after penetration.
    Also, what hierarchy ship are they talking about at the end?

  • @crumpY-k1s
    @crumpY-k1s ปีที่แล้ว +1

    man listening to this after 1-2 years of not listening to salvage I got powell's Pov in contrast to just right after listening to salvage where I got Adrian's Pov is.... interesting

  • @chrissoto7187
    @chrissoto7187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really hope humanity finds out about the Mutant juice 🧃 we really needs it! Plus someone needs to punch Powell he clearly could have noticed the superhuman.

  • @Jason-sm4oc
    @Jason-sm4oc 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    'I've always been something of an amateur Alalaglalalg' hehehe

  • @Logan-nk4vg
    @Logan-nk4vg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alright time for my fifth rewatch of the death worlds playlist.

    • @Logan-nk4vg
      @Logan-nk4vg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A simpler time that was.

  • @rohanjarande
    @rohanjarande 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Well done with the narration man... It's impressive.

  • @Zenith2863
    @Zenith2863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For the algorithm!
    Loving listening to you as I binge this series, your accents/voices especially. :)

  • @blueyindustries8503
    @blueyindustries8503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It certainly is the king now

  • @ongoingfive8730
    @ongoingfive8730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just finished really hope you do more you are great zren!

  • @____________838
    @____________838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wait. The crashed ship isn’t Hierarchy…

  • @FrostWolfPack
    @FrostWolfPack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok time out Where I can find Adrians story as if I got it right Jenkings on the base is the main character of Humans do not make good pets or is this our nut job Aussie the one?

  • @Braven36
    @Braven36 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The doctor is actually a vet. Lol

  • @lordpfeiffer8490
    @lordpfeiffer8490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I like the British thing but the usa actually agreeing to give them control over it is highly unlikely. noted i am an American. and we would definitely go back to our to our ancestors roots and spread out everywhere across the stars. the Mormon church would also probbly try to take its own planets.

    • @alexmuller6752
      @alexmuller6752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      iirc this is after san diego, so the in universe explanation is that the us are a bit preoccupied

  • @i.d.k.studios235
    @i.d.k.studios235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So...when is the rest coming out

  • @Robplayswithdragons
    @Robplayswithdragons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    26:15 what on gods blue earth was that you or a computer jag?

  • @annasmock3630
    @annasmock3630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When does the next one come out?

  • @jacobkruse1495
    @jacobkruse1495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for leaving in the bits where you are corpsing.

    • @Zren89
      @Zren89  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Corpsing?

  • @alexmuller6752
    @alexmuller6752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    is there a story of julians stay on nightmare?

  • @darrinkirchner6026
    @darrinkirchner6026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    About time....lmfao just kidding buddy ..ty as always appreciated.
    You rock

  • @michaelhice7636
    @michaelhice7636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    oh shit, I'm out of order..... gahh! Must... wait... to binge watch!

    • @Zren89
      @Zren89  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Out of order?

    • @jackr2287
      @jackr2287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael Hice you already can, navigate into the channel and find the listening order playlist. But depending on how far behind you are... see ya in a month?

    • @michaelhice7636
      @michaelhice7636 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackr2287 Ah, you see, I'm waiting until he gets through chapter 69 of Salvage, where that stops being essential reading order content and 'The deathworlders' main hambone stuff gets the main spotlight.

    • @michaelhice7636
      @michaelhice7636 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Zren89 yeah, I am holding off listening to your content until you hit a certain point, then I'm gonna binge listen to it all. namely, Salvage had a frustratingly cliffhanger-ey feel with every single chapter that I'd like to avoid the second round of while listening to ya.
      Also am eager to hear how you'll voice a certain few groups of characters in Hambone's main line later on!
      Also sorry for the late response, I finally got around to playlisting something like 50+ youtube tabs into a 'plz no moar tabs' playlist and came across this clearing my 300+ notifications that I have a tendency to ignore...

  • @martinwyke
    @martinwyke ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Isn't the hierarchy ship at the blackhole.

  • @John-ci8yk
    @John-ci8yk ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks and thumbs up

  • @edua172
    @edua172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Que culo de leche! Anders llega y Jen se va.

    • @Zren89
      @Zren89  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Si, muchas conexiones perdidas.

    • @edua172
      @edua172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Zren89 no pensé que hablaras español, excelente 👍, por cierto comenté en español de manera inconsciente, 😂

  • @JoeMoses
    @JoeMoses 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    M242 bushmaster, I know that chain gun.

  • @deathless12345678
    @deathless12345678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ok. Im caught up. Make moooooorrrre!

  • @Graygor.
    @Graygor. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sad i missed the livestream but as we both know, TH-cam seems to only let me know when you're doing it via notification rather than showing it in the subs.
    Cant wait for the next slice and the end of salvage. 3 more to go!

    • @Zren89
      @Zren89  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Should be recording sometime soon and streaming that :D

  • @deathless12345678
    @deathless12345678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So when is the next update coming!? Still waiting over here

  • @eduardopalacios2292
    @eduardopalacios2292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you!!

    • @Zren89
      @Zren89  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're welcome!

  • @bluedragon5676
    @bluedragon5676 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Letting the English run the colony ROFLMFAO, I wouldn't trust them to run a bath.

    • @TheArtilleryman
      @TheArtilleryman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Must've been a bloody good bath if we ran a quarter of the world and saved it twice!

    • @bluedragon5676
      @bluedragon5676 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheArtilleryman Who saved it ?, apparently the yanks claim they saved it but everyone who knows their history already knows it was down to the Russians, hell England where so unimpressed with their own so called hero churchil that they kicked his sorry ass out of office as soon as they could lol.

    • @TheArtilleryman
      @TheArtilleryman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bluedragon5676 And who supplied the Russians? British and American factories as part of lend lease. An old phrase comes to mind; "The war was won with British Intelligence, American ingenuity and Russian blood."

  • @JacquelinElizabethWrites
    @JacquelinElizabethWrites 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Fulctha means "Bath" in irish Gaelic. 😂

    • @Zren89
      @Zren89  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yup, it was named by an Irish woman named Jen :)

  • @antilarge7860
    @antilarge7860 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The writer thinks India is some nuke powerhouse is just hilarious.

  • @fyloxiro
    @fyloxiro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Excellent!

  • @CapitanGreenhat
    @CapitanGreenhat ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was so frustrating 😤 😆

  • @houselemuellan8756
    @houselemuellan8756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh hell yeah

  • @peterwall8191
    @peterwall8191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    46:30 He went ahead and said it! The arrogance of that scrub! Newly out of earth , and already knowing everything. No respect for a man who's legend among Kelzi and dominion, is the stuff of nightmares. He knows nothing. Is wiling to learn nothing. The very fact that he ordered fire upon a space vessel, without attempting communication first, is enough. Powel is the wrong man for the wrong job.
    He canot think out side the box of his indoctrination, acts without thought, and is prideful.
    IDK who selected him, but they were insane.

  • @ariannarichardson7713
    @ariannarichardson7713 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    JEN, STAY FOR 5 FUCKING MINUTES!!!!!

  • @scottbruckner4653
    @scottbruckner4653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'd fucking go with Harlock.

  • @iplaygames8090
    @iplaygames8090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well then. I expected Foltcha to be read like a english word for some reason. Interesting that the irish read ch the same as czechs.

  • @trikstari7687
    @trikstari7687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I need mooooaaaaarrr

  • @seanrobert9661
    @seanrobert9661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    D.F. listen to man space illuminati.

  • @darkmaejan
    @darkmaejan ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I get the feeling the author doesn't know how to write romance or is afraid too, either way it's kinda getting pathetic the loops their jumping through to avoid it should have never even introduced it at this point

  • @thecrimsonfkr2818
    @thecrimsonfkr2818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Touch tips.... you got it story daddy lmao.

  • @cheezepizza2518
    @cheezepizza2518 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    oi omelandah, let go me woif son

  • @chainsawsubtlety9828
    @chainsawsubtlety9828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Please...LOUDER!

    • @Zren89
      @Zren89  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

    • @chainsawsubtlety9828
      @chainsawsubtlety9828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Zren89 Old Artillerymen are all deaf.

    • @Zren89
      @Zren89  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chainsawsubtlety9828 noted, I will pump up the jams for ya :)

    • @chainsawsubtlety9828
      @chainsawsubtlety9828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Zren89 Genuinely appreciated, my friend.

  • @TCP_dizzy-kf6rx
    @TCP_dizzy-kf6rx 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    26:15 bro😂

  • @KitKatRembrandt
    @KitKatRembrandt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    AH LALALALALALA

  • @houselemuellan8756
    @houselemuellan8756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dude, reading order?

    • @drgvgfg391
      @drgvgfg391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have know idea

    • @Zren89
      @Zren89  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@drgvgfg391 this is the 13th ch of deathworlders, part 1/2. There is an essential reading order playlist on my channel.

    • @drgvgfg391
      @drgvgfg391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Zren89 thank you

    • @houselemuellan8756
      @houselemuellan8756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Zren89 wheren't salvage 67-69 supposed to take place before this one?

    • @Zren89
      @Zren89  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ohhh noooo.....they're in the wrong order on the reqading order i have!

  • @russofthefrozennorth
    @russofthefrozennorth 4 ปีที่แล้ว

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