r/HFY TFOS# 579 - How many times do I have to tell you Don't mess with the Humans (Reddit Stories)

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  • @AgroSquerril
    @AgroSquerril  4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Check out the December Rush community post for more details : th-cam.com/channels/jwgx_1TfvmCERTGgD4g5nA.htmlcommunity?lb=UgwVpuNYJQIhEp0-2R14AaABCQ

  • @properfunny
    @properfunny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    This kid isn’t just the sharpest knife in the drawer. Poor kid doesn’t know what he did until the very end.

    • @suetekh1201
      @suetekh1201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @SoMuchFacepalm no but they probably should consider killing the ones who are as oblivious as the son.

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@suetekh1201 Or at least get them a special education class, On their homeworld. Lol

    • @Katzztar
      @Katzztar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I don't think he got it at the end. "It's only a data pad."

    • @suetekh1201
      @suetekh1201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Katzztar I'm sure that he didn't get it. He should have been jettisoned out the airlock before he made earth orbit.

    • @Katzztar
      @Katzztar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@suetekh1201 Haha this alien kid reminds me of a cartoon = two aliens are goofing off, basically they took the ship off on a joyride and came to Earth, and made crop circles as a prank.
      I can picture this kid as part of that cartoon=
      kid: "But dad, no one saw us flying the saucer!"
      dad: "But you made a crop circle?"
      kid: "No one saw us!"
      dad: "You left a crop circle to be found!"
      kid: "So what? No one saw us."
      Dad: "The humans don't need to see you when you leave evidence behind!"

  • @craftysmithkeith3653
    @craftysmithkeith3653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Oh dear lord, he’s the dimmest bulb in the shed, the bluntest knife in the drawer, the elementary school spork of intelligent life, but hey I can’t complain, the kid gave us ftl and ship schematics

    • @prodigypenn
      @prodigypenn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      hell, they were giving us sporks when I was in highschool, and any college school even that required utensils probably had sporks too.

    • @Kualinar
      @Kualinar ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@prodigypenn I may be lucky that I went to school before the sporks where invented. Anyway, the idiot who invented them should get prosecuted for that heinous crime.

  • @isaackinsley1662
    @isaackinsley1662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    I can feel the emotions of the father so much it hurts. I personally know what that's like with my nephews, I have never before seen it described so well.

    • @ashleycroydon9743
      @ashleycroydon9743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Amen. Uncles unite 👍🤣🙋🏽‍♂️🇭🇲

    • @KingMarkus222
      @KingMarkus222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Omg I have to literally ask if I was that dense as a kid/ teen with my nephews when they do things

  • @thenthson
    @thenthson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    How fast they went from humanity is going ftl in maybe the next five hundred years to guess what were doing it now is quite amusing.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      yarp

    • @thenthson
      @thenthson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AgroSquerril going on a reply spree are we?

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thenthson just woke up and catching up will all the missed comments from this dreaded sleep thing :D

    • @thenthson
      @thenthson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@AgroSquerril we all gotta sleep. Ill just sleep when i am dead.

    • @actuallysatan7105
      @actuallysatan7105 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bet 2141

  • @donnellebarfield3964
    @donnellebarfield3964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Lol an alien child just told humans the secret of light speed travel and we stole they flash drives lmao 🤣

    • @nobodyimportant2470
      @nobodyimportant2470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Even worse. the human stole the equivalent to a tablet computer with all that info on it. That makes it even easier to get the data off as we have a device that can display it instead of needing to create an interface to access the data.

  • @jason_blunder7404
    @jason_blunder7404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    If alien life exists, which I think in some form it dose, these videos may be a joke, a threat and a warning at how absolutely crazy we are as a species.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      true

    • @ravnhaveland9594
      @ravnhaveland9594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Then the question is simple: who is the more insane life form?

    • @ShiroNekoDen
      @ShiroNekoDen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@ravnhaveland9594 oh I dunno the belligerent deathworlder's with a penchant for fucking anything female and fighting anything for any reason. That live near active volcanoes and in flood lands are a good candidate :3

    • @Lukos0036
      @Lukos0036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@ShiroNekoDen It doesn't have to be female.

    • @shadowofhawk55
      @shadowofhawk55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ninety percent of rule 34 content depicting non human/human sexual relations is some form of female non human. Granted thirty percent of this contained shemales, but due to the lactation capability they fall under the category of female due to biased reporting.

  • @Michiganmayor420
    @Michiganmayor420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Humans are the Fermi paradox.
    Fermi was the answer to his own question lol

    • @ravenouself4181
      @ravenouself4181 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Why don't we see aliens?"
      "because They are too fucking scared of us. Pussies."

  • @robertalexander5892
    @robertalexander5892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    This kid reminds me of a lot of the kids nowadays. Ran into a small group of college kids in a Home Depot check out line a few months ago. One was complaining about all of his newly replaced credit cards weren't working. Long story short, this was the third set he had been through since getting a new "wallet". His new wallet was a MAGNETIC leather "clip" type. They had no freaking clue that magnets will wipe clean the strips on the credit cards.
    And no, I'm not joking.

    • @minnion2871
      @minnion2871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wow.... How is this not common knowledge?

    • @anttimaki8188
      @anttimaki8188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wait, magnetic strips are still used on credit cards somewhere? I quess, yeah theyre old and were sorta standard like 10+ years ago, but the chipped ones have been around for a looong time now. i dont have any cards with a actual magnetic strips anymore.

    • @texan90
      @texan90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup. We're doomed.

    • @jutsuma3688
      @jutsuma3688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And now think of how many mobile phone cases are designed with card holders and how many people use them, although smartphones are quite literally some sort of electric magnet with their antennas emitting electromegnetic pulses (because that's how radio works and how mobile networks work).

    • @nelsonstevenmartinez8564
      @nelsonstevenmartinez8564 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anttimaki8188 my latest bank card had a mag strip that somehow got wiped i never put it near mags

  • @suetekh1201
    @suetekh1201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    The sheer level of terror that eventually turned into depression for the poor father is comical. I feel bad for him. I think I'd probably have ejected my son out the airlock if I was him.

    • @robertalexander5892
      @robertalexander5892 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would have, just to keep him from reproducing and spreading his stupidity.
      Edit: Just in case it was genetic.

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude, I would have airlocked that little shit, pumped a single shot of everything into the corpse, and then deep-charred wtfe was left with the damn drives and then _maybe..._ filed him as a fucking Dutchman in my Report...

    • @jackreisewitz6632
      @jackreisewitz6632 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It wouldn't help. Nothing could help.
      If you were to sit for a year in deliberate consideration of everything you could possibly do wrong, and then attempt it, you still couldn't make as big a mess of it as this kid did.

    • @suetekh1201
      @suetekh1201 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jackreisewitz6632 oh you’re absolutely correct I’m just saying that I feel bad for the dad in this story lol

    • @jackreisewitz6632
      @jackreisewitz6632 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@suetekh1201 Raised 9 - 5 step, 4 bio. Been there. Know just how tempting the whole spacewalk idea would be !

  • @brennanlangless8912
    @brennanlangless8912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Well this is why the ufo pilots don’t stick around and typically nope the freck out and disappears

  • @davidhenderson3400
    @davidhenderson3400 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    A few years after the human steals the alien laptop the a human returns it in person "Here is your laptop back. We used the plans to build our own FTL ships. We also fixed some errors we found for you."

  • @rexrexrexish
    @rexrexrexish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Now I’m wondering what happened to those Mayans who got sent to the colony world. Should be an interesting first contact when they eventually go to space and have first contact with the rest of humanity.

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      do you think that they had a large enough population for eventually holding a whole world or mabey only an outpost or network of stations?

    • @sittiyarrianneibanez1210
      @sittiyarrianneibanez1210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      they died

    • @holy_crusaderoftheholyland4713
      @holy_crusaderoftheholyland4713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sittiyarrianneibanez1210 Yes

    • @kjelljohanbraten7408
      @kjelljohanbraten7408 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@henrypaleveda7760 Millions, they had aggriculture. But not fertlizer.., eventually their fields went barren and they scattered in order to get food.

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kjelljohanbraten7408 I meant the aliens

  • @greygalaxy8638
    @greygalaxy8638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I can just image the father's "Oh f**k!" face when his kid told him the class 1 datapad was missing.

  • @Danieljfriend275
    @Danieljfriend275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Finally an alien learns this

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      lol

    • @Sanquinity
      @Sanquinity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      sadly the wrong one did. because now humanity will be among the stars in less than 10 years. ;p

  • @lupaswolfshead9971
    @lupaswolfshead9971 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That very much sounded like the father was going to get a plasma injection to the cranium

  • @whowhat4573
    @whowhat4573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    The problems of fatherhood are universal.
    Algorithm be pleased.

  • @ShadowFoxSF
    @ShadowFoxSF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The galaxy is not ready for humans.
    Perhaps right...
    Then again, we would do the galactic equivalent of streaking through the Antarctic on our first few runs before we worked out all the kinks.

    • @cloutogelevatedtv9000
      @cloutogelevatedtv9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's what makes the rest of the galaxy not ready for us, is that we are willing to do those galactic equivalent risks, most species would probably think it barbaric

    • @pelinoregeryon6593
      @pelinoregeryon6593 ปีที่แล้ว

      "streaking through the Antarctic .. before we worked out the kinks" 😏 running naked through snow as some form of perversion adjustment therapy? sounds plausible 😁 it's not like the Nords don't already do something like that, after a plunge into ice water with added birch twigs and a sauna to finish 🤗

    • @ShadowFoxSF
      @ShadowFoxSF ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pelinoregeryon6593 different definition for "kink" but humans are know for doing crazy things.

    • @pelinoregeryon6593
      @pelinoregeryon6593 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ShadowFoxSF the different definition and my (deliberate) misinterpretation of that 'ambiguity' was the point of my comment of course 😏 which, naturally, says somewhat more about the workings of my mind than anything else 😁

    • @ShadowFoxSF
      @ShadowFoxSF ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pelinoregeryon6593 very fun. Enjoy your day

  • @kopkaljdsao
    @kopkaljdsao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Reminds me when first nukes were being made and scientists worried they will cause a chain reaction destroying Earth's atmosphere. Some napkin calculation (by modern standards) later they figure probably not and started detonating.

  • @russellstanley8884
    @russellstanley8884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    So humans are a cross between Gremlins and Tinker Gnomes according to the rest of the galaxy.

    • @Charlie94781
      @Charlie94781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Humans are more like the orcs of Warhammer 40k to aliens

    • @corentin6129
      @corentin6129 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Charlie94781 Imagination is our fuel ( Heresy detected..!)

  • @ashleycroydon9743
    @ashleycroydon9743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Children no matter what trouble their innocence can get up to you gotta love em 🤣🤣🤣💛

  • @asurasyn
    @asurasyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "God loves crazy people. That's why he makes so many of them!"

  • @danijelandroid
    @danijelandroid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I think this Kryl(?) Guy should be more worried about the Maya guys they put on a colony planet. They were the smartest of their people. They had about 500 years to invent FTL engines.

  • @sherylcascadden4988
    @sherylcascadden4988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    It's hard to imagine a worse kidnap subject than that kid chose.

  • @jmsr77
    @jmsr77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    When the father said that their family could've been assigned to waste extraction for a thousand years, it sounded a little harsh. Until we learn more about his son; at which point we're thinking "yeah, your family probably SHOULD have been assigned to waste extraction."
    Not only is this kid dumb enough to not realize the importance of not giving more primitive species information that could advance their technology - his father didn't drill that into him for his job. I honestly don't know who's more at blame here, but i'd say it's mainly his father's fault. Sure, he's the one who fucked up, but it's more like he gave his little kid a loaded gun to bring to show and tell.
    .
    Actually, this is kind of like the situation in Spiderman:No way home - Peter Parker may have fucked up the memory spell, but it was Dr. Strange's failure to get INFORMED consent before performing the procedure, and as a surgeon, he absolutely should have known better. You know, discuss what to expect, what the risks are, etc. Dr. Strange is far more at fault than Peter, in my opinion. But then we wouldn't have had a movie.

    • @silenttitan416
      @silenttitan416 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea lol Dr strange could have just stopped performing the spell completely, asked peter specific details and then once he got them just tell the 15yo kid to stfu now😂

  • @elizabethbautista9916
    @elizabethbautista9916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This guy has that voice of that boss lady from monsters inc I think it incredibly fitting

  • @caesar_cider2777
    @caesar_cider2777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    luckily for them, we immediately dropped said class one data pad down a flight of stairs.

    • @greyblade23
      @greyblade23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't know about that. Consider that the data pad was designed for use by the ship's engineer. I'd expect a certain level of ruggedization. Perhaps not as much as a class one _military_ data pad, but it would surely be capable of taking more abuse than, say, a wine glass. Even we, the lower tech civilization have rugged electronics (phones and tablets especially) that would survive a fall down a flight of stairs. Besides, we don't know if the aliens have invented self-repairing (or nanite) technology that would automatically fix any damage.

    • @Zminator1986
      @Zminator1986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@greyblade23 Being a former military aircraft mechanic, I seen "rugged" stuff get broken in one shot. I've seen so many tough books broken.

  • @turbopokey
    @turbopokey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I'm reminded of a certain country doctor who *might* have left his communicator in a certain gangsters office...

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you and me both

    • @samuelevans738
      @samuelevans738 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Um... please explain?

    • @turbopokey
      @turbopokey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Samuel Evans Star Trek: tos, “a piece of the action” end scene.

    • @murphycunningham2465
      @murphycunningham2465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damnit,bones

    • @chrisdufresne9359
      @chrisdufresne9359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@samuelevans738 Star Trek The Original Series episode. Doctor McCoy accidentally leaves advanced technology with a less developed culture.

  • @KujoTV
    @KujoTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This may be part of, but I don't recognize it, the "Teddy Bear" stories, something to research.

  • @haroldwilbert4377
    @haroldwilbert4377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    All hail the December rush, May the algorithm bless this creator and being many ads and revenue (and viewers) to this channel

  • @Spark_Chaser
    @Spark_Chaser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You just gave... some of the smartest humans on the planet... engineering specs... We're doomed.

    • @redman7775
      @redman7775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      (Knocking) Hey, you dropped this! [There is a human in a space suit holding the data pad]

  • @linus8380
    @linus8380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    humans used a bomb to detonate a bomb, god, why does that describe us so well.

  • @DashieDe
    @DashieDe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    And that student was.... Sheldon Cooper

  • @thatotherguy8138
    @thatotherguy8138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T BRING YOUR KIDS TO WORK... EVER. EVER! EEVVEEERR!!!!!!!!!

    • @Michael-jx9bh
      @Michael-jx9bh ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah like that Russian airline pilot. Took his sons into the cockpit and had them try to fly the plane. It led to an "unsafe" condition the pilots realized too late... :(

    • @legionx4046
      @legionx4046 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Michael-jx9bhyep just commented that on another comment 😂

  • @elithegreat5590
    @elithegreat5590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Kinda funny that we've already discovered FTL, we just can't quite use it yet

    • @goofshooter8369
      @goofshooter8369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      can i get the material for this so i can read up on it?

    • @lonelypancake5979
      @lonelypancake5979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah I’d like to read on this. The way you describe it makes it seem like we discovered it way ahead of when we should have, Kind I’d like the Tiger 1 in WW2. Simply to advanced for the time period .

    • @robertalexander5892
      @robertalexander5892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mathematically speaking, it has been proven that the Star Trek warp drive can work. We just can't figure out where or how to get the power required for it to work.

  • @Saffi____
    @Saffi____ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This kid most certainly would shout "Hello" and wave in front of jets over a warzone being shot at, and not looking where he's driving.

  • @midgefidget5796
    @midgefidget5796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This kid was a few bricks short of a lightbulb. Yes, I know that doesn't make sense. Neither did he.

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You let children drive space ships?
    Um.... good job.

    • @xavierzaxavier5873
      @xavierzaxavier5873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nothing new ...just look how human let their children 7?9year old drive van and car....what more there story how 9?year old children save their grandmom by drive car to the hospital....

  • @Pump-King
    @Pump-King 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Long live the algorithm! Long live HFY!

  • @Ral9284
    @Ral9284 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Nice one! A stolen iPad filled with alien tech schematics. LOL!

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That was a child that was never allowed to get hurt and thus never had the stupid beaten out of it.

  • @Maeshalanadae
    @Maeshalanadae ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When your kid fucks up so bad he forces you into retirement.

  • @terricon4
    @terricon4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    And this is why you lock your shuttle with keys so your kid can't do anything stupid like this...

  • @litewinger
    @litewinger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This had me in tears with laughter!!

  • @MymMars
    @MymMars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I want to know more about the space Aztecs and the world now known as Quetzalcoatl.

  • @facelessjack442
    @facelessjack442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The moment he said Kel-Tec I knew he fuked up

  • @RealengoPrimordialDemon
    @RealengoPrimordialDemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Never send a idiot to watch over humans.

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He has no idea how lucky they are that Mayan 'civilization' was destroyed.

    • @Shinobubu
      @Shinobubu 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Intergalactic alien sacrifices

  • @jefftitterington7600
    @jefftitterington7600 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My great grandmother was alive when the Wright brothers first flew. She and I watched the first moon landing together. She died 10+ years later.

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    May the Prophet be blessed

  • @KuDastardly
    @KuDastardly 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When the dumbest alien abducts the smartest human, the shit is gonna hit the galactic fan, lol. Humans advance so fast that a human in a single lifetime is able to witness the first flight of the Wright Bros to watching Neil Armstrong take his first step on the moon.

  • @weirdredpanda
    @weirdredpanda ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how the author incorporated the theory that the Mayans developed flying machines. Also, I want to know what became of the Mayans that they relocated.

  • @The-Ordinary-Man
    @The-Ordinary-Man ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I prefer it when they scroll the text so I can run it at 2x speed because I read and comprehend at about 4X the speed the narrator reads.

  • @verilyheld
    @verilyheld ปีที่แล้ว

    I can see the CalTech guy= Extra-terrestrials exist, and they're stupidly friendly and trusting, so . . . let's treat them like the kittens they are.

  • @bbryan1973
    @bbryan1973 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The kid seems as sharp as a water balloon.

  • @jacobcox4565
    @jacobcox4565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The narrator sounds like kinda like a Vogon

  • @markuhler2664
    @markuhler2664 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love the explanation of the downfall of the Mayans. But of course that begs the question, where are they now and how are they doing?

  • @davitto01
    @davitto01 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wait, Caltech? California? We may be able to salvage this. I'm targeting the San Andrea's fault line. Unfortunately millions of humans will die, but we must sink the entire state of California into the sea.
    **two years later**
    What do you mean that HELPED?!

  • @Shinobubu
    @Shinobubu 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Humans then Entered their system out of FTL and sent out a message " You left this "

  • @thenthson
    @thenthson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    May the algorithms light shine upon us all

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      For the algorithm

    • @thenthson
      @thenthson 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AgroSquerril morning.

  • @MidnightSmoke
    @MidnightSmoke ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

  • @lotuswraith
    @lotuswraith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    For the algorithm!

  • @usonly101
    @usonly101 ปีที่แล้ว

    This reminds me of “The Road Not Taken.” It’s a relatively short story about some aliens that try to invade earth. They have spaceships, but the technology of their infantry is around the 1700s. They are easily defeated and they basically handed over faster than light travel to the humans who eventually used it to take over the galaxy a couple hundred years later

  • @tedb.5707
    @tedb.5707 ปีที่แล้ว

    More bad news, the L.A. Star Trek convention is the following week.

  • @contrafax
    @contrafax 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Good Lord you gave the Murder Primates™️ FTL!

  • @peekakuchu6878
    @peekakuchu6878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hi kid pissed me off lol

  • @shaunwhitehead1485
    @shaunwhitehead1485 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A sequel to this would be great

  • @warrmalaski8570
    @warrmalaski8570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    o fizbot we are dooomed!

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    For the great and powerful algorithm!

  • @TheLunacyofOurTimes
    @TheLunacyofOurTimes 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wrong day to bring your kid to work? lol

  • @roxyfirebunny4973
    @roxyfirebunny4973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Posts for the Algorithm!

  • @pauldavis9387
    @pauldavis9387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love this kid.

  • @TheJasonBorn
    @TheJasonBorn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So, um, feel free to misplace a data pad at any moment aliens, if you are listening.

  • @Kualinar
    @Kualinar ปีที่แล้ว

    Sonny just gave positive proof of :
    1- Advanced extraterrestrial civilisation EXIST.
    2- FTL IS possible.
    3- Whatever transport technology was used to transport that student is NOT science fiction stuff.
    4- By having multiple witnesses, that that student is NOT a crackpot.
    And... He sent the student with a data pad containing a LOT of crucial information... Starting with the blueprints for an FTL capable interstellar ship !🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾

  • @mrcannon3218
    @mrcannon3218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That kid has sub-brick inteligence

    • @enclaveofficerz3245
      @enclaveofficerz3245 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I always loved the description for Fallout New Vegas skill levels for intelligence where 1 is literally sub brick and 10 is omniscent

  • @AlanMyronPrivate
    @AlanMyronPrivate ปีที่แล้ว

    Never bring your kid to work.

  • @eleklovatka7666
    @eleklovatka7666 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love how the father told him Grandpa's story of why the Mayans had to be moved to another planet, but Miry (or Mih'reeh? :-/) did not connect the dots. His dad literally pointed out his exact mistake of "letting a human steal a class 1 datapad", while he himself still went on about it being "just a datapad". The generation gap is real even in alien cultures, I guess.
    It's a good story. ^_^

  • @fadillangston9797
    @fadillangston9797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ah yes, the literary equivalent of autofellatio.

    • @carlfranz6805
      @carlfranz6805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That, good sir, was a visual noone needed. 😉

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For the Algorithm!

  • @oakenshadow6763
    @oakenshadow6763 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well, that explains the Mayans.

  • @mattbrown5511
    @mattbrown5511 ปีที่แล้ว

    The naivety of youth is never ending and frustrating in the extreme. Youth is wasted on the young.

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    keeper going

  • @nos2342
    @nos2342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    to please the algorithm

  • @WingManFang1
    @WingManFang1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Idk if a friendly alien child let that tech slip into my hands, I wouldn’t just be coming with all the support of mankind, I’d be coming to ask who the hell they thought they were hiding from us all these years when we were just trying to find…well anyone.

  • @xzendor7digitalartcreations
    @xzendor7digitalartcreations 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This was really funny; and your narration is great.

  • @themathmoth7393
    @themathmoth7393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    For the Algorithm

  • @beingsneaky
    @beingsneaky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And of course humans are thieves. Taking something that is not theirs.

  • @jmichaelramirez2510
    @jmichaelramirez2510 ปีที่แล้ว

    Totally the fathers fault for not teaching his son the WHY, behind the warning.

  • @adamdrawdy7436
    @adamdrawdy7436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How can humans dislike

  • @MrGivmedew
    @MrGivmedew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was so great! @agro squerril do you have a recommendation for something like that has longer stories? I have a strong aversion to anthologies in fact the only anthologies I’ve ever enjoyed have been Ian Banks Culture Novels. But I find myself ONLY listening to these for the past week or so since I discovered them…. But it’s really hard because I love the stories so much that I don’t want to loose their worlds and characters… at least the Culture was a persistent universe… this isn’t.
    So I feel a sense of loss as I finish each story!
    Also you are such a great narrator… you sound so much like John Lee who is my 2nd favorite narrator so that makes you my 3rd favorite narrator… just behind John Lee who is just behind Steven Rudnicki! If you told me you actually where John Lee I’d believe you!
    Anyways thanks as usual!

  • @sthavoc8
    @sthavoc8 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As soon as I hear that intro I know I'm going to like it !!!!!!!!!

  • @ragnorockcookie2868
    @ragnorockcookie2868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    But what happened to the Mayans of realization that was left on another planet I need to know

    • @Charlie94781
      @Charlie94781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Space Mayans carved a sizable empire for humanity

  • @reasonablehiccups4792
    @reasonablehiccups4792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    For the algorithm

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for the reading

  • @cougarocigaro2261
    @cougarocigaro2261 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Put the boy in the airlock and say goodbye

  • @tehnosan5769
    @tehnosan5769 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Welp, I think this would be cause for an exterminatus xD just in case we don’t brake something xD

  • @murphycunningham2465
    @murphycunningham2465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

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  • @mstrfool
    @mstrfool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Apparently at least once more...

  • @robinchwan
    @robinchwan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Don't read this comment, it is forbidden!
    Beep

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      access denied?

    • @robinchwan
      @robinchwan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AgroSquerril go to cyber jail :P

    • @samuelevans738
      @samuelevans738 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment is also forbidden! You must not read it!
      Boop

  • @csi1392
    @csi1392 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    EVERY SCIENCE TEAM AT CAL TECH WILL BE GOING FULL BORE ON FTL, EVEN WITHOUT THE DATA PAD. WITH THE PAD THEY WILL HAVE A TESTABLE PROTOTYPE IN 9 MONTHS