My strategy us alway to just make more money than the rest of the world combined. If they don't like it and try to make problems than I just buy an army in an instant and decide that their people dererve a better government
Keep the poker face, go from looking like a fool, to a barbarian, to a tactician, to a conqueror. I imagined the same face through it all and it was gorgeous.
they never thought of it nor had any reason. it was a tactic thought so useless they couldn't understand it. They also didn't understand the idea of tossing lives to the wind.
The first mistake these aliens made was assuming that the meager planets they gave dave were totally worthless. Every planet they gave him was an added advantage for dave, and he clearly pressed every advantage he could get in his stunted start
Looks like Dave brought the concept of trash units to a game that focuses on upgrading and improving the quality of units over mass production. Definitely a Humans are Space Orks moment
6:43 “yeah, we ignore his sand castle, while we concentrated on actually winin the game?” Me a IG player of dawn of war UA which knows the power of mass basic units against titans: ”Well now you will just be overwhelmed, yeah u have a ultimate unit or a few of than, now I just have to bring more units than it can kill”
God this is reminding me of my Stellaris play through. Wound up next to a technocratic militaristic hivemind who wanted to take all my shit. Needless to say, I’ve fought 3 major wars against them. Each one more brutal than the last. But each time I fought them, I stole technology when I could, they only have the slightest of advantages now, with a few more years and some better equipment, they might just have someone to truly fear soon enough. But it’s been such a slog, and while tactics have kept me alive, it’s been just barely. Plus they don’t exhaust quite like I do.
a technocratic militaristic hivemind.................. also known as a impossible empire to build in the game as hiveminds cant take normal empire civics or ethics they have to spend all their ethics points on the gestalt concioussness
@@darthrevan4933 Why stop there? These guys have clearly never been to Earth, we've wrought hell for insane periods of time and still refused to just say 'stop'
Say 15 people per corvette, 5 if you could automate very basic functions and fire control(ie you set up a calculator in a ship), and just simply look at the raw number of corvettes, frigates, destroyer escorts, cargo ships(because you can bolt a gun to anything) and destroyers built in WW2 (which number in the thousands, if not tens of thousands) and you would look at losses of say 100,000 persons for every 20,000 5 man corvettes, assuming you could easily pump out 20K a year (something it took the US, UK, and Canada alone to do over the 12 year combine WW1 and WW2) and assuming that the average life expectancy for any individual corvette to be a year, and yeah, very sustainable numbers, considering WW1 and WW2 losses where counted in the millions.
There is a Story in one of the old Warhammer Fantasy Dark Elves Rule Books, which I believe would fit Dave. In there the vice captain tells the general they are screwed, because they have to meet a bigger army on a barren field, the enemy consisteing of almost only light cavallery. Bad match up against the slow units this general had at a disposial, in an open field battle the far more mobile light cavallery would obliterate the heavy cavalery and infantery the dark elve general had. So he did the resonable thing, he freed the slaves he had ramsacked from the enemy before hand and when the enemy was giving cheers of joy just shot every last one of them creating difficult terrain in the process unfit for light cavallery. I believe this do or die attitude fits dave quite nicely.
Is the sequel "Humans Are Cheating Bastards"? Because that's the one I'm about to watch, and if it isn't I'd appreciate being pointed in the correct direction if you still use this account...
@@DraconicDuelist Buddy, sorry for the late reply however I believe you already have your answer. Oh, and remember that Ork and Necron-Tyranid hybrid tactics are good.
@@kabob0077 Yeah, the stories were great. Is the "Ork and Necron-Tyranid hybrid tactics are good" bit another reference? I haven't been watching may of these videos lately, so while I recognize the species names (esp Ork), I don't know if it's about something specific...
@@DraconicDuelist Basically it is as much firepower and numbers as you can possibly make. Screw special equipment to a large degree, just throw guns on an engine and go.
I am over 2 years late but WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Nah, AoA is clearly a computer game, or at least computer moderated game. If it wasn't, Dave's Counter Espionage that made it impossible for other players to see what he was doing would basically be a broken license to cheat. A game like absolutely requires a neutral party to referee, and that clearly wasn't any person in the household. So it had to be some kind of automated game tracking system, aka, a computer. Also, didn't the narrator say he managed to build a large empire in defiance of the game's computer generated randomness or something?
@@noppornwongrassamee8941 Well, I did merely say theme. Of course it's been a year and I don't remember whether I meant it was a tabletop, or that I thought it played like one. Then again, said neutral party could very well be said computer. There are some tabletop games adapted into videogames.
Ah it was ww2 on a planetary scale, mob the artisan crafted panzers with easily manufactured Shermans; because its hard to kill a thousand of anything.
That's really unfair to the Sherman. The easily manufactured and repaired Sherman vs the shitty, overengineered, artisan panzer with a worthless armor scheme.
@@rockytom5889 you do realize the production numbers for the M4 Sherman and T-34 were both in the tens of thousands, right? There were nearly 50k Shermans built by the end of the war, and 34k more T-34s.
I recognize these tactics from other wargames I've played. While I was building defenses, and advancing my tech for an attack group, my opponent concentrated on low tech attack groups. While he would suffer heavy losses, it only needed one defense point to go down, and I was done for. Further, I couldn't even hit back.
The key to a successful Turtle Strategy is the counter attack, as your defenses go up you're building a force behind it so when a wave is over you're hopefully intercepting or preventing the next wave...
"Dear Humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth.....And we most definetly regret the Corps jus blew up our raggedy ass fleet!" *"O O R A H"* - Sgt. Avery Johnson, 2552
reminds me of the first time I played distant worlds and wound up making a defense network made up of bases that housed 100 laser cannons 20 concussion missiles and 50 super heavy rail guns only to realize after 3 defensive wars that I forgot to put a firing computer on them. completely inaccurate but there was so many guns it didn't matter XD
SIR! WE CAN'T FIRE ACCURATELY! Son, have you SEEN the firepower we have here? Just point it skyward and fuckin' SEND IT! - After action quote, Firebase 14-7-9, prior to the annihilation of the enemy Capital ships 'Xor'nta'l', 'Ga'lda nis', all 18 of their escort craft, 7th recon wing and the 3rd Moon
Reminds me of my younger brother and his Imperial Guard hordes. He got tired of my Adeptus Mechanicus and our Onager Dunecrawlers destroying his tanks and his cheesy Valkyries, so he just started using hordes of IG platoons with heavy weapons and Commissars to screen better veteran squads and Schola Progenium stormtroopers rocking helblasters and melta-bombs. There were just too many. He got my blessed tech-priests so they couldn't fix the walkers and dragged them down one by one while my poor Skitarii were overwhelmed. The only consistent survivors were the Ballistarii, who had to run away most of those matches. But NOBODY out-hordes the AdMech. Not even Tyranids or IG. Took almost three months to get the painting done, but I assembled sixty combat servitors, with more where that came from. Just for fun, I took some IG bits and slapped those on, to give the impression using his own casualties against him, which I would totally do. Dropped all but two of the crawlers, added some Electro-priests and techpriests, Heavy Kataphron Servitors, and the ever-handy Lucius command rule so any destroyed servitors just enter the table again. He never stood a chance, torn asunder by his own lobotomized men, crudely grafted onto glorious machines in a holy union of flesh and steel. *01010000 01110010 01100001 01101001 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001111 01101101 01101110 01101001 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101000 00100001 !!!!*
The first 11 Molotov Cocktails over the Wall were Duds, the stupid Fools had forgotten to light the cloth fuses. The 12th however was Lit. It was then We realised Why the first 11 were Duds, but by then it was simply too late.
AC is inferior to sheer numbers. No matter how high your roll, ya can't down an equal amount of foes comparing to the AC of a singular opponent... Unless they all group up tight and wait for you to slam them with an AoE attack. . A tactic of nothing but ammo and guns, with a damage type that can barely be resisted and is utterly excessive in output is a perfect tactic. A broken one, en masse. Like an army of goblins versus a wizard, there's only one way this can end...
My 5e cleric has a small company of skeletons whose sole purpose is to be a wall of bodies amd to trip every enemy in order to abuse getting advantage with melee attacks. That pitiful +2 gets way more dangerous, especially when they're aiding each other on knocking you on your ass.
So... that screenshot is from "civilization 4: beyond the sword". It's a shot from a mod that comes with the game called "final frontier" it takes the common civ game to a procedurally generated galaxy, with unique units, lore, techs, and leaders to boot! It's alot of fun!
@@Peter_Turbo4 No lol. The Americans gave the Soviets their tanks and spam. Otherwise the Soviets would have been licking their wounds for the rest of the war.
Mass production is not a sound strategy is real life, but in game? Best strategy you could possibly think of. And you'll need a lot of resources to produce fleets after fleets of war ships, and baron worlds can be easily exploited to hell, and back. Of course having a population to work on the fleets is good to. All in all well played.
Mass production is not a sound strat? Dude, the SSSR mass produced tanks, the US mass produced grease guns, which were both shit compared to their german counterparts, but they prevailed cause you could make 10 of them for every piece a jerry makes. Mass production has literally been the only viable strat humanity used through all of history to end conflict. Oh, mass production applies to humans too, pump a lot of men out and your enemy will soon run out of provisions to continue fighting.
Ok, does Stellaris come to mind for anyone else with AoA, or is it just me? Cause I’m currently playing Stellaris, and the similarities are getting a bit awesome. AoA is just Stellaris taken time the next level, right?
Can't beat HUMAN gamer, in the GAME (well similar) he PLAYED waaaaaaaaaaay tooooo much, and not constricted by CONCRETE set of rules, he can do ANYTHING and he does
Dave, the one guy in Civilisation that kills Tanks with Trebuches.
Allways works.
bet you dident expect theese mac cannons lads
Hey there handsome.
Ammo
Who said that a well launched rock can't flatten a tank?
My strategy us alway to just make more money than the rest of the world combined. If they don't like it and try to make problems than I just buy an army in an instant and decide that their people dererve a better government
"We ignored his sandcastle Empire."
_I am fortifying this position._
i will reinstall the palace
i am reinstalling the palace
*sentry going up*
im the name of the emperor
“Our tactics and technology are superior”
Dave: my slugthrower goes BRRRRRRRRRRT
Aye
When Chinese fire ships actually somehow work against metal British ships by literally choking the people onboard with smoke
I hear the description of the ships and I picture a gun with thrusters and a single crewman in a paper bag with a potted plant.
Crazy Dave? (Pvz)
seems likely tbh
Just imagine an A-10 Thunderbolt II with nothing but guns
@@blacklancer3255 no need to imagine, this is exactly what Dave was building only on a Galactic scale.
Luke Short Warship sized A-10 Thunderbolts
Humanity using mind games since the beginning of our history
Keep the poker face, go from looking like a fool, to a barbarian, to a tactician, to a conqueror.
I imagined the same face through it all and it was gorgeous.
Dave just followed Ork doctrine. I'm surprised the other players didn't adapt at all
they never thought of it nor had any reason. it was a tactic thought so useless they couldn't understand it. They also didn't understand the idea of tossing lives to the wind.
In other words, by the time they realized there was a method to the madness, it was FAR too late to stop it.
Dakka, Dakka, Dakka...
@@traitor1836 Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!* _copious amounts of gunfire_
*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
When the mek ‘ponies attempt to reverse engineer the IED you made using nothing but red paint, a picture of an explosion, and a green rubber ducky.
This is just the Imperium. ALL HAIL THE WALL OF GUNS!
No this is orks
@shadowyeager ok I’ll concede you that point.
More daka is good daka
FOR THE EMPEROR
FOR DA EMPARA
Yeah this is just Stellaris.
"We have to reset, my system isn't optimal."
Vs
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU, IM TOO DAMN TALL."
LOL
Except in this case it’s more “I’m too damn wide”
Dave plays swarm
They gave him time
no shit they lost
Can't blame them Dave is using Soviet tactics
URA! URA! URA!
URRRAAAAAA
Sluzhim sovetskomu soyusu!
Keep throwing people at them eventually they run out of ammo
Not surprising, honestly.
The first mistake these aliens made was assuming that the meager planets they gave dave were totally worthless. Every planet they gave him was an added advantage for dave, and he clearly pressed every advantage he could get in his stunted start
They were making high-tech custom-made state-of-the-art energy weapons that take years of development while Dave was just pumping out M3 grease guns
Dave be making liberator pistols the size of a howitzer like they're bread.
"Yeah your shit can kill me... But can it kill *all* of me?
@@Rebellions Mans was zerg rushing
This is why the Dave needed handlers. This game is a metaphor for their galaxy. Do not underestimate humans, we go for the throat.
“Gimmie som sip!” Dave
No one ever expects the species with a low life span to go for the long con.
@@FrostyShock349 i like your refference funny man
Aliens: "my elite units are vastly superior to yours. Give up."
Dave: "ever heard of a Zerg rush?"
Looks like Dave brought the concept of trash units to a game that focuses on upgrading and improving the quality of units over mass production.
Definitely a Humans are Space Orks moment
It's the Terran strat from StarCraft 2. Build more Marine.
This is having very similar vibes to Monopoly
6:43 “yeah, we ignore his sand castle, while we concentrated on actually winin the game?”
Me a IG player of dawn of war UA which knows the power of mass basic units against titans: ”Well now you will just be overwhelmed, yeah u have a ultimate unit or a few of than, now I just have to bring more units than it can kill”
When the new guy's from The Homeworld.........
.........but his family's from Reach.
Or Cadia...
@@bobmartin9918 the planet broke before the guard did.
"Whoever won would have the honour of smashing the Human."
Sounds hot.
Felix -Gaming- first comment I could find for this
Why isn’t this brought up more?!
PANCAKES.
I imagine that comment confusing aliens even more xD
@@shadowrodney imagine their reaction to internet culture.
@@kiefermattern917 What the F is a Meme? What that doesn't make any sense?! Barbarians!
AND DAVE STILL WAS F*CKING SMILING
I head that on to many time's here.
Ahh, chaotically elegant human logic. It never ceases to amaze me.
God this is reminding me of my Stellaris play through. Wound up next to a technocratic militaristic hivemind who wanted to take all my shit. Needless to say, I’ve fought 3 major wars against them. Each one more brutal than the last. But each time I fought them, I stole technology when I could, they only have the slightest of advantages now, with a few more years and some better equipment, they might just have someone to truly fear soon enough.
But it’s been such a slog, and while tactics have kept me alive, it’s been just barely. Plus they don’t exhaust quite like I do.
a technocratic militaristic hivemind.................. also known as a impossible empire to build in the game as hiveminds cant take normal empire civics or ethics they have to spend all their ethics points on the gestalt concioussness
@@x-wing9805 Mods
The most unrealistic part of this is getting a bunch of kids together to play the same game for over a year
In game maybe
You've never played DnD. I've heard of those games going on for two years if you have a good campaign going.
@@darthrevan4933 oh yeah lmao
@@darthrevan4933 i think there is a 30 year game still going on for dnd
Warboss Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka
those guys have to have a hell of a GM
"would have the honour of smashing the human"
doing WHAT to the human?!?!?!?
Giggity
Mind in gutter moment...
16:06
"How on earth could he sustain the carnage for so long?"
These guys have clearly never heard of WW1
@@darthrevan4933 Why stop there? These guys have clearly never been to Earth, we've wrought hell for insane periods of time and still refused to just say 'stop'
Rule 1 of war games. Never play against species that actively practice genocide on themselves.
Say 15 people per corvette, 5 if you could automate very basic functions and fire control(ie you set up a calculator in a ship), and just simply look at the raw number of corvettes, frigates, destroyer escorts, cargo ships(because you can bolt a gun to anything) and destroyers built in WW2 (which number in the thousands, if not tens of thousands) and you would look at losses of say 100,000 persons for every 20,000 5 man corvettes, assuming you could easily pump out 20K a year (something it took the US, UK, and Canada alone to do over the 12 year combine WW1 and WW2) and assuming that the average life expectancy for any individual corvette to be a year, and yeah, very sustainable numbers, considering WW1 and WW2 losses where counted in the millions.
@@thenintendocyclops1074 well.....we kinda did......coldwar stuff
How to beat highly skilled veterans in the game of AoA? Use a gun. And if that don’t work? Use more gun.
All hail
Dave Dave the Emperor of humanity
You mean DAVE THE GOD EMPEROR OF HUMAN KIND
So basically these guys are playing Alien Stellaris, we know how to do this.
LOL!
Dave used a Soviet utilitarian tactic. Impressive!
Also, MOAR DAKKA AND SHOTAS! WEZ, DA ORKZ, DEMANDZ IT NOW! DIZ HUMIE HAZ THE RIGHT AND PROPPA IDEA!
Dave knows the power of PT boats
You may have battle strategy from the games pros but Dave is using actual battle strategy from human warfare.
This is nazi germany vs soviet union you know who wins and the tactics
Edit: this is stellaris youtuber war
I connect with Dave. I love pulling off impossible WTF shit with the most inane items.
One of my favourite stories .... Dave smack em all at table top gaming!!
Dave used a Soviet utilitarian tactic.
There is a Story in one of the old Warhammer Fantasy Dark Elves Rule Books, which I believe would fit Dave.
In there the vice captain tells the general they are screwed, because they have to meet a bigger army on a barren field, the enemy consisteing of almost only light cavallery. Bad match up against the slow units this general had at a disposial, in an open field battle the far more mobile light cavallery would obliterate the heavy cavalery and infantery the dark elve general had.
So he did the resonable thing, he freed the slaves he had ramsacked from the enemy before hand and when the enemy was giving cheers of joy just shot every last one of them creating difficult terrain in the process unfit for light cavallery.
I believe this do or die attitude fits dave quite nicely.
Ya want to know something? I've read this AND it's sequel and some other things from chipathing. I love their work. Especially the sequel to this.
Is the sequel "Humans Are Cheating Bastards"? Because that's the one I'm about to watch, and if it isn't I'd appreciate being pointed in the correct direction if you still use this account...
@@DraconicDuelist Buddy, sorry for the late reply however I believe you already have your answer.
Oh, and remember that Ork and Necron-Tyranid hybrid tactics are good.
@@kabob0077 Yeah, the stories were great.
Is the "Ork and Necron-Tyranid hybrid tactics are good" bit another reference? I haven't been watching may of these videos lately, so while I recognize the species names (esp Ork), I don't know if it's about something specific...
@@DraconicDuelist
Basically it is as much firepower and numbers as you can possibly make.
Screw special equipment to a large degree, just throw guns on an engine and go.
@@Life-tastic Well, if it works, it works!
This AoA game sounds awesome. I'd love to play a real-world version of it.
Star sector, mod it and have a nice galactic war
Stellaris, good fun that, easily modded if you want, still decent for a good galaxy burn if you don't.
@@TheClassicDoomGuy You see Sseth's vid? I want to do that.
@@kabob0077 Sseth is the reason I even started playing the game XD
Endless space 2 is pretty close, just don't get the Awakening DLC it actively makes the game worse
I want a game like this. It sounds awesome.
The dude is apparently working on something similar.
A bit late, but it's actually pretty close to Endless Space.
A bit stellarisy?
+The Steel Legionnaire
Stellaris?
Yeah, Stellaris, or Endless Space 2 if you want the turn based aspect thrown on.
SATURATION FIRE *Soviet Anthem intensifies*
MOAR DAKKA!!!
WAAAGH!
@@BR4IN1N4J4R *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
I am over 2 years late but WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
@@yourpancreas2634 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
AoA is just Stellaris and Civilization with a table top rpg theme.
Nah, AoA is clearly a computer game, or at least computer moderated game. If it wasn't, Dave's Counter Espionage that made it impossible for other players to see what he was doing would basically be a broken license to cheat. A game like absolutely requires a neutral party to referee, and that clearly wasn't any person in the household. So it had to be some kind of automated game tracking system, aka, a computer.
Also, didn't the narrator say he managed to build a large empire in defiance of the game's computer generated randomness or something?
@@noppornwongrassamee8941 Well, I did merely say theme. Of course it's been a year and I don't remember whether I meant it was a tabletop, or that I thought it played like one.
Then again, said neutral party could very well be said computer. There are some tabletop games adapted into videogames.
You just described my tatcis on trying to defeat my brother in MagicTG and X Wing, Of which I wish I was Dave.
NOBODY CAN STOP ZE WWWAAAAAGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Aliens: We have vastly superior energy shielding and technologically advanced energy based weaponry, what do you have human!?"
Human: "SPACE SHOTGUN!"
Ah it was ww2 on a planetary scale, mob the artisan crafted panzers with easily manufactured Shermans; because its hard to kill a thousand of anything.
Shermans? Look at the T-34's numbers! A panzer can easily wreck a T-34, but it can't wreck 10 of em at once.
That's really unfair to the Sherman. The easily manufactured and repaired Sherman vs the shitty, overengineered, artisan panzer with a worthless armor scheme.
@@rockytom5889 you do realize the production numbers for the M4 Sherman and T-34 were both in the tens of thousands, right? There were nearly 50k Shermans built by the end of the war, and 34k more T-34s.
So Dave won by the time old human tradition of "zurg rush".
I love it.
I laughed at the line "Wall of Dakka" lol
Wow, now i really want a game like this, and this is such a fun story.
Dave used the same strategy people made for the area 51 raid, they can't beat all of us
Doctrine: Total War unlocked.
2023 and still love hearing this story
I recognize these tactics from other wargames I've played. While I was building defenses, and advancing my tech for an attack group, my opponent concentrated on low tech attack groups. While he would suffer heavy losses, it only needed one defense point to go down, and I was done for. Further, I couldn't even hit back.
The key to a successful Turtle Strategy is the counter attack, as your defenses go up you're building a force behind it so when a wave is over you're hopefully intercepting or preventing the next wave...
"Dear Humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth.....And we most definetly regret the Corps jus blew up our raggedy ass fleet!"
*"O O R A H"* - Sgt. Avery Johnson, 2552
"INTO THE MOTHERLAND,
EPSILAR'S ARMY MARCHED!"
I love watching this video and its sister. Dave reminds me of someone playing Command&Conquer or Starcraft.
reminds me of the first time I played distant worlds and wound up making a defense network made up of bases that housed 100 laser cannons 20 concussion missiles and 50 super heavy rail guns only to realize after 3 defensive wars that I forgot to put a firing computer on them. completely inaccurate but there was so many guns it didn't matter XD
SIR! WE CAN'T FIRE ACCURATELY!
Son, have you SEEN the firepower we have here? Just point it skyward and fuckin' SEND IT!
- After action quote, Firebase 14-7-9, prior to the annihilation of the enemy Capital ships 'Xor'nta'l', 'Ga'lda nis', all 18 of their escort craft, 7th recon wing and the 3rd Moon
This game feels like it could have a anime made about it.
YES
HECK YEAH
"HE NEED SOM WAAAAAARGH ENERGY"
Y'know, I think I finally worked out who Dave's hero is... It must be CLEM!
CLEM GAKATA
CLEM! CLEM! GRAKATA! CLEM!
Grakata?
Stand user: Dave the human
Stand name: absolutely most terrible company
Reminds me of my younger brother and his Imperial Guard hordes. He got tired of my Adeptus Mechanicus and our Onager Dunecrawlers destroying his tanks and his cheesy Valkyries, so he just started using hordes of IG platoons with heavy weapons and Commissars to screen better veteran squads and Schola Progenium stormtroopers rocking helblasters and melta-bombs. There were just too many. He got my blessed tech-priests so they couldn't fix the walkers and dragged them down one by one while my poor Skitarii were overwhelmed. The only consistent survivors were the Ballistarii, who had to run away most of those matches.
But NOBODY out-hordes the AdMech. Not even Tyranids or IG. Took almost three months to get the painting done, but I assembled sixty combat servitors, with more where that came from. Just for fun, I took some IG bits and slapped those on, to give the impression using his own casualties against him, which I would totally do. Dropped all but two of the crawlers, added some Electro-priests and techpriests, Heavy Kataphron Servitors, and the ever-handy Lucius command rule so any destroyed servitors just enter the table again. He never stood a chance, torn asunder by his own lobotomized men, crudely grafted onto glorious machines in a holy union of flesh and steel. *01010000 01110010 01100001 01101001 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001111 01101101 01101110 01101001 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101000 00100001 !!!!*
For the emperor! Purge the Zenos in holy fire!
I think what they learned was more stuff counters less stuff
2:47 Wait, the xenos alliance named a geologic material after Yanderes?
He probably played Stellaris
Naked Corevettes, the original "fuck you and the people we had to bolt in this ship" gameplay.
@@Mikalent wait, so my fleet shouldn't be corevettes
@@johnuthus uh oh, how do I tell my 2000 corvettes
@@robertm3329 I sent them to die gloriously in battle, I know onw half the galaxy so......
@@johnuthus A good send off
The Xenos went tall, Dave went extremely wide.
Legends say Dave is still smiling
TO MANY GREENSKINS QUICK DECLARE EXTERMINATUS
Dave sounds like Creeeeeeeed!
He just be serving the soviet union
The first 11 Molotov Cocktails over the Wall were Duds, the stupid Fools had forgotten to light the cloth fuses.
The 12th however was Lit.
It was then We realised Why the first 11 were Duds, but by then it was simply too late.
Humans really do be "Look at me. I am the meta now."
As always awesome reading, thank you very much
Idk what this is or how I found it, but it’s a nice jump from my last story. If you actually read this. Check out “mankind” by the creepy dark
Accuracy through volume of fire.
AC is inferior to sheer numbers. No matter how high your roll, ya can't down an equal amount of foes comparing to the AC of a singular opponent... Unless they all group up tight and wait for you to slam them with an AoE attack.
.
A tactic of nothing but ammo and guns, with a damage type that can barely be resisted and is utterly excessive in output is a perfect tactic. A broken one, en masse.
Like an army of goblins versus a wizard, there's only one way this can end...
And he knew there weakness.
My 5e cleric has a small company of skeletons whose sole purpose is to be a wall of bodies amd to trip every enemy in order to abuse getting advantage with melee attacks.
That pitiful +2 gets way more dangerous, especially when they're aiding each other on knocking you on your ass.
So... that screenshot is from "civilization 4: beyond the sword". It's a shot from a mod that comes with the game called "final frontier" it takes the common civ game to a procedurally generated galaxy, with unique units, lore, techs, and leaders to boot! It's alot of fun!
Thank you !
@@weeaboobaguette3943 no problem man! Always happy to give the sauce away
I stumbled onto this from a "Every ES2 Colonization Cutscene" video. I am super perplexed, but I am super engaged in the story!
So this game is basically stellaris
Dave out here representing the USA.
Silly Amerimutt
This is Russian tactics
Bendigo the Shitpost Machine pretty sure it’s just a general “countries with big population advantage” tactic
@@Peter_Turbo4 No lol. The Americans gave the Soviets their tanks and spam. Otherwise the Soviets would have been licking their wounds for the rest of the war.
World War Two was won by British brains, American muscle, and Russian blood.
Not really. This is more the CCP solution. More bodies than the other guy rought ammo.
Alien DND/Settlers of Catan in a nutshell, lol.
My guy played the imperial Navy
Mass production is not a sound strategy is real life, but in game? Best strategy you could possibly think of.
And you'll need a lot of resources to produce fleets after fleets of war ships, and baron worlds can be easily exploited to hell, and back.
Of course having a population to work on the fleets is good to.
All in all well played.
Mass production is not a sound strat? Dude, the SSSR mass produced tanks, the US mass produced grease guns, which were both shit compared to their german counterparts, but they prevailed cause you could make 10 of them for every piece a jerry makes. Mass production has literally been the only viable strat humanity used through all of history to end conflict. Oh, mass production applies to humans too, pump a lot of men out and your enemy will soon run out of provisions to continue fighting.
All fear Dave and his fucking smile
This is basicly germany vs Russia
Ok, does Stellaris come to mind for anyone else with AoA, or is it just me? Cause I’m currently playing Stellaris, and the similarities are getting a bit awesome. AoA is just Stellaris taken time the next level, right?
Yeeep
Zerg rush kekekekekeke
He pulled a UNSC
If the imperium of man were all just guardsmen.
Me playing Stellaris, using only Ballistic Battleships and bomb corvettes to beat multi-empire federations using titan led fleets
Dave literally just won with corvette spam
I can't tell if I should be proud or disappointed...
Love this........The thing about humans, they keep coming!
My guy Dave just used Soviet Tactic on them
Can't beat HUMAN gamer, in the GAME (well similar) he PLAYED waaaaaaaaaaay tooooo much, and not constricted by CONCRETE set of rules, he can do ANYTHING and he does
Swarm Tactics and Marineball.
Nice
Reminds me of when I'd play Dune and set up bases and fill it with junk units and turrets while setting up wrecker crews, lol
Moar Dakka!
"We are superior, Dave has no chance."
Dave: Waaaugh!
Ork ork ork ork
7:00 the best moment XD