Dad probably found the fountain of youth and is keeping it for himself because if they ain't helping you in your struggle they ain't getting the fountain of youth as a wise man once said
My daughter is dying. God I hope I find a good parking spot when I get to the hospital. And if she ends up dying, I would LOVE IT if the doctor would just announce her death unprofessionally in a public room.
That was one of the things that annoyed me the most about that video. They would never tell someone about their dead family member right there in front of everyone else
The parking spot one was dumb on so many levels. They didnt "steal" the spot from her. They parked in an empty spot she was also going for. Second they were also at the doctor, which means they had an appointment they were trying to make so them not wanting to give up the spot makes sense. Third, why would the doctor announce it in the middle of the waiting room Fourth, as you said, why did she leave in the first place? I mean none of these are ever Oscar worthy but that one was especially bad
They didn’t even steal the spot. They clearly had the right of way. A more accurate title would have been “Couple refuses to give up their spot to woman, show slight regret afterwards”
@@sfe2164 I would try to get them to leave me alone because I’d assume they were a crack addict. I’d also assume that if it was actually really important, they wouldn’t spend so much time trying to get a parking spot. Just illegally park by the door, do your business, pay the ticket, and go.
@@Kettie5 Not to mention that in a hospital's parking lot I would really just assume its important if they deemed it necessary to beg for the parking spot.
I love how Jamal literally started playing basketball when he was 13/14 at what looked to be like an extremely basic sports camp and he somehow managed to become a professional basketball player.
6:47 Foreshadowing... For context, the girl that throws the rock is the same girl who plays Warzone in a later video...i should've noticed this a tad bit earlier. 0_o
what is more concerning about “Lives to regret the decision” is that it sounds like after that happens they become cursed, and the memory of that event will hunt them all the way to their deathbed
@@hooniani4851 your statement holds one of the strangest double thinks. So essentially not alive while also alive enough to be considered part of everyone
Lemme get this straight Her daughter is on a hospital bed and she decides to go out of the hospital and get a better parking spot to a building she’s already in?? 💀
what if somebody you care about is dying over cancer and then when you struggle to make enough money to pay for his medication to heal him he says "did you get the money?'" and then you just hit him with the "if your not gonna be a part of my struggle, your not gonna be part of my success"
I love how all the “bad” fathers end up at the same parking spot. It’s like hell for bad fathers where they forever go in circles and regret theis decisions.
That's how I feel. The actors do well with what they have but it gets really repetitive and forced with those lines like "so you see" in every single damn episode
@@Samiamgreeneggsandchicken "so you see" you can blame his fans for that one but other than that I agree but there are a select few videos which feel natural
I love how he depicts alcoholics; as if they could just go cold turkey and their addiction disappears. My uncle's an alcoholic and he can't even be sober long enough to go to the doctor because he fucked his stomach and liver up from constantly drinking. My dad even gave him a ride to a rehab clinic but he didn't want to stay. I should probably just show him this video. That will put an end to his years of drug abuse.
Yeah, when you do something, it becomes a norm, breaking away from it will cause complications. This goes for any addiction, its really not as simple as "Stop doing X lol"
Alcoholics literally cant go cold turkey, alcohol withdrawals can literally kill you, full blown alcoholics have to ween off. Thats actually a mistake alot of people make, taking away all of an alcoholics booze, as it has literally killed people
It is true that she didnt say her daughter is in critical condition because she was in a hurry, but she could've just parked the car outside and go there if she was in a hurry. It is out of point. But we learned something from the video it is "Be kind to strangers".
I'm pretty sure they reuse scripts. There's two nearly identical vids Charlie's watched where there's a wife who does a honeypot scam to trick her husband. One of them has an woman who's black and pregnant, and the other is blonde and slightly older.
@@joeysingingchannel the actors are not that bad but a lot of the times the acting is shit and the dialogue is shit and the writers are crappy and the quotes are copied and sometimes dont make sense
Boy acidentally calls his teacher "mom" in class, lives to regret his decision
The twist: the boy's single mom reveals she's dating his teacher and now they're getting married, meaning he was technically right
@@thejedisonic67 why would you call a male teacher mom?
@Jackerson117 tf
@@residentflamingo115 he was a hentai pfp what else did you except
@@anastasios_moumouris how tf were you 7 in middle school even if you skip grades you gotta be like 11 in middle school G
"Man dies, he lives to regret his decision."
>gets resurrected
>"Hell yeah"
>Year 2020
>"Fuck maybe I should've stayed dead"
@@RADZIO895 he should
"Man lives, he dies to regret his decision."
I wheezed
"Jesus resurrected 2020, lives to regret his decision."
"Man regrets his decision, lives to regret his decision."
Man regrets his decision, lives to regret his decision, then lives to regret his decision, which he then instantly regrets.
@@ryanrex5327 bruh... wow!
@@ryanrex5327 omg!
@@ryanrex5327 the end is shocking
@@soup4622 god fucking damnit I thought you were the real soup
I like how he puts -dhar mann at the end of “be kind to strangers” like he came up with that
Obviously Dhar Mann is the wisest person on Earth
@Julo Micha he is joking lol
He’s just trying to spread the message tho
Time stamp?
@@moneygrabber6720 5:40
“Who was Sarah?”
“You see there was this great parking spot”
Dhar Mann Cinematic Universe
top 10 anime crossovers
OMFG THIS IS SO UNDERRATED
Best comment I've ever read lmao
This comment should be on top
“Man thinks he only has to fart, he lives to regret his decision”
He shit his pants
And enjoys it
Ohhh shit!
PTSD flashbacks
Now, that is a sad story.
I love how the doctor just casually announces private information to the public. Pretty sure that's a confidentiality violation.
i like how Jamal aged like 30 years but his dad aged about 5 minutes
Dad probably found the fountain of youth and is keeping it for himself because if they ain't helping you in your struggle they ain't getting the fountain of youth as a wise man once said
@@WAVE0025 lmao
@@WAVE0025 I must have missed the resurrection arc then
Lol
Black don’t crack!
A homeless person asked me for money today, but if he wasn't part of my struggle then he won't be part of my success
but then you're not part of _his_ struggle, so you can't be part of his success either... it's a vicious cycle.
@Unknown Lmaooooooo
Be nice to strangers
It’s almost like they made a joke
@@honeycomb937 you really took this at face value
“I mean, he look’s like he’s having fun!”
*The grandfather immediately starts crying*
Young man gets addicted to buying trading cards, he lives to regret his decision.
It’s an investment
Never, he’s a businessman, doing business
He’s a tactical genius with an IQ of 3000
Its not a regret that's passion
"I was a businessman doing business"
If you can't support him while he struggles don't support him when he succeeds
"husband is addicted to fortnite, wife teaches him important lesson" sounds like a porno title
GONE WRONG!!!11!!
...
@@rakbar6509
Gone right! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
*Phub intensifies*
True
I love that in Dhar Mann lore, reunions always happen in the same underground carpark.
There’s one reunion a day
Plot twist: Sarah wheeler is the girl that died in hospital while her mum looked for a better parking spot AMD that's her 10 years later😰😰😰
Emoji why the fuck
DMCU
@@kensukefan47 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
That would actually be a good twist
@@kensukefan47 EMOJI? 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
"Stuck-up redditor calls greasy homeless man short, he lives to regret his decision"
He didn't live to regret his decision
@@LooferMoofer He had an 'accident'
🤣
later that day redditor's body was found in a back ally with a moby huge in his butthole
whos the stuck up redditor in this situation
at this point that specific parking garage is a landmark where everyone regrets their decisions years later
Aight. U.S peeps where is this parking lot??
@@redactedz6146 chicago
It's a genuine SCP at this point
@@demi4156 anomaly: subject's dad gonna leave subject and subject's mom once subject is inside the scp area of effect
Hope to find my exboyfriends there when I'm rich with my husband and Chihuahua inside my prada purse
"The grandma turns out to be an ex CIA assassin"
I havent laughed in months but that got me
Jamal's dad looks rich and homeless at the same time
“Man refuses to buy a condom,he lives to regret his decision,”
merlin aviation np
Starring my dad
M O M O lmfao
this is literally how dhar mann or whatever the fuck his name was got born
Jonathan you or I should say DIO would live to regret his decision
My daughter is dying. God I hope I find a good parking spot when I get to the hospital. And if she ends up dying, I would LOVE IT if the doctor would just announce her death unprofessionally in a public room.
Doctor reveals Daughter dies in front of others, lives to regret her decision.
That was one of the things that annoyed me the most about that video. They would never tell someone about their dead family member right there in front of everyone else
Dhar mann is the shit. I need a gallon of it 😳
And if she was there would her daughter be alive? Didn't get that part she passed away either way.
@@psycho6776 Can we just notice that Charlie binge watches dhar mann channel but doesn't subscribe the channel?
5:50 her daughter died of disappointment 😂
"XQC plays homeless man in chess tournament, he lives to regret his decision"
XD
Charlie cant pass as a homeless man, his hair is just too silky smooth
@@moth9919 nah thats grease from the lack of showers hes taking since hes honeless
Totally didn’t just like your comment to upset the 420
@@moth9919 haven't you realise how his shirt hasn't changed in years.
8:18 "who was sarah"
old woman (unsheathing a rapier) "the last kid who covered my house with toilet paper"
OH GOD IM DEAD LMAOO
NOW THATS PLOT
BAHAHAH
🤣🤣🤣🤣
would genuinely be a better plot twist and i would have instantly subbed to dhar mann
"Guy goes back to his old chats to read them, lives to regret his decision."
Based in a true story
hsahahahaha why is diz funny
Fr that’s me
*on
pretty much me tbh.
4:21 they might live to regret the decision but i doubt the grandma will
Joke's on you Dhar, everyone is absent, both during my success and my struggles. I am constantly alone.
Hell yeah
Do you need a hug my brother
Bro... you need a friend??
I’m always alone but not in the internet 😎
Damn that really speaks to me, I was having such a good time til I read this...
"Doctor how is my daughter?"
*Doctor smiling trying to contain her laughter*
"I think you should take a seat"
Lol
Also, I'm gonna tell you very serious news, right here in the lobby in front of everyone.
😁i😁think😁you😁should😁take😁a😁seat😁
This doctor when she sees the mom's car pull up at the hospital: *lmao dis gon be gud*
Dhar Mann: *Tells a sad story*
Everyone: "Oh my God, that was so sad."
Charlie: "Funniest shit I've ever seen."
Charlie lives to regret his decision
The parking spot one was dumb on so many levels. They didnt "steal" the spot from her. They parked in an empty spot she was also going for.
Second they were also at the doctor, which means they had an appointment they were trying to make so them not wanting to give up the spot makes sense.
Third, why would the doctor announce it in the middle of the waiting room
Fourth, as you said, why did she leave in the first place?
I mean none of these are ever Oscar worthy but that one was especially bad
That dude looks like the priest from the walking dead if he was a mob boss
Shut up and eat another onion
Yo chill
That's one giant onion
Shrek movie estimated time:
Alert Calculation Invalid: Self combusting
@@OneGiantOnion you didn't eat a onion for a day
I can’t wait for the next dhar mann episode:
“Dhar mann leaves Charlie because of his fleshlight collection; he lives to regret his decision.”
Thank you very cool
Thank you very cool
Charlie shows up and throws Moby huge at him, effectively killing dhar Mann.
@@ProBotGamming Thank you very cool
@@ProBotGamming thank you very cool
4:07 Hey, at least it repels vampires now
I just realized the cool iconic mom actor has different colored eyes. neat.
"Just because you struggle, doesn't mean you will be successful."
That hit hard.
Forget Dhar Mann, we have Charlie
Charlie the realist.
Sounds like something Dhar Mann can use
That has such a Vinesauce vibe to it,
Charlie is more realistic
They didn’t even steal the spot. They clearly had the right of way. A more accurate title would have been “Couple refuses to give up their spot to woman, show slight regret afterwards”
Ehhhhh their daughter died that's pretty sad. I regret that I guess. ok bye -Couple
Bruh are u heartless, if you see a woman pleading for a mere parking spot, why wouldn't you give it?
@@sfe2164 I would try to get them to leave me alone because I’d assume they were a crack addict. I’d also assume that if it was actually really important, they wouldn’t spend so much time trying to get a parking spot. Just illegally park by the door, do your business, pay the ticket, and go.
@@Kettie5 Point taken.
@@Kettie5 Not to mention that in a hospital's parking lot I would really just assume its important if they deemed it necessary to beg for the parking spot.
Old guy: Has Mental Breakdown
Charlie: *laughing hysterically*
I love how Jamal literally started playing basketball when he was 13/14 at what looked to be like an extremely basic sports camp and he somehow managed to become a professional basketball player.
I love how Dhar Mann acts like these are HIS pearls of wisdom with the quotes at the end.
Lol imagine quoting yourself. Cringe
What?! Dhar Mann is OBVIOUSLY the wisest person that has ever lived.
@light moon chris is* and yes it is
He probably thinks of himself as the next Buddha
@@saneperson2 he is the Buddha
“Man accidentally orders from the kids menu, lives to regret his decision”
when you order from the kids menu and get served a bowl of kids to much on
@fishman why does this remind me of Greg Heffley
@@theguywithadifferentopinio9060 It's the first few Zoo Wee Mama comics made by Rowley and Greg, if you're wondering.
@@theguywithadifferentopinio9060 sup you called me?
@@gregheffley5712 yeah bro
"she could've killed her daughter by not vaccinating her or something"
i almost died😭😭😭
1:00 Damn Jamal grew nicely 😂
"Man wipes with cheap toilet paper, he lives to regret his decision"
forbidden chocolate
@@dasyoutubeklohauschen wait a min
@@dasyoutubeklohauschen wait a min
@@dasyoutubeklohauschen wait a min
@@dasyoutubeklohauschen wait a min
I love how every flash forward where the main characters life turns to shit occurs in an underground parking lot
I can count four off the top of my head: the two that were shown here, the shoe store one, and the expensive car gold digger one.
Art school rejects Austrian kid, learns to regret their decision
-original comment
It was too original i didn't even understand
@@guerzoniansus7163 Hitler joke lol
@@Tzavaot oh. Now I get it
Man eat's bat, doesn't live to regeret his decision
@@oswald0_ he became batman?
Charlie cackling while a man breaks down to his son about his alcoholism is what I needed tonight 💜💜
"Don't do a bad thing cause sometimes you will be sad about it" - Dhar Mann, 2020
He's not wrong, your stupidity may haunt you in bed for the rest of time
@@spongebobsquarepants8403 How very profound, Mr. Squarepants.
@@Meeminator he is the messiah
@@Meeminator Has any of your stupid decisions come back to haunt you when you were older
"Don't do anything, regret is inevitable, so dead is the only option" -Dhar Mann, after saying this he died and did not regret it.
"Just because you're struggling does not mean you're going to be successful"
-Gandhi
@Ashwin Singh thx
@Ashwin Singh *Shing
*jesus/John wick
Who ?
God***
"Logan Paul walks in a forest, he lives to regret his decision."
2:56 Steve got the victory Royale
Charlie spends copious amounts of money on yu gi oh cards. He doesn't live to regret it.
Great comment!
*To
the last sentence implies that he doesn't live at all.
He dies but doesn't regret it.
*actor breaks down crying*
Charlie - “🤣🤣🤣😂😂”
To be fair, I did that too
Aren't we all Charlie here?
@@Zekr0_ yeah
@@rudevoices9204 me too
@@rudevoices9204 Same
10:07 tf is wrong with that lmao I'm walking to school and back since grade 5
Yeah but it’s probably that the home is 10 miles away or smth
6:47 Foreshadowing...
For context, the girl that throws the rock is the same girl who plays Warzone in a later video...i should've noticed this a tad bit earlier. 0_o
Charlie: Yeah looks like he's having fun
*Dad starts crying uncontrollably*
*Charlie starts laughing, also uncontrollably*
THAAAAA CIIIRCLE OOOOF LAAAAAIF
Nice username
@@gyrozeppeli8940 nice profile pictures
@@chunkle5655 nice writing style
Me: *Reads your name.*
Also Me: *Are you sure about that?*
Moral of the story
“Always be kind to strangers, It’s rude to assume they don’t have the candy, Go in the van”
yes
yes
I got the kidney, you got the candy, we got a deal
" If someone's absent during your struggle, then don't let them be part of your success."
Great words spoken right there.
"Kid bullied into wheelchair, the bullies live to regret it."
How many people are dying that they need to specify
“Lives to regret the decision”?
what is more concerning about “Lives to regret the decision” is that it sounds like after that happens they become cursed, and the memory of that event will hunt them all the way to their deathbed
Everyone's dying. Some are just faster at it.
@@dieente556 so aborted babies are faster than light?
@@hooniani4851 well ofc they're speedrunners
@@hooniani4851 your statement holds one of the strangest double thinks. So essentially not alive while also alive enough to be considered part of everyone
Charlie looking back on his channel will experience emotions that will be anything but regret.
He'll live to regret his decisions 😞
shart
Oh we meet again
Sped
ayy
"Dad abandons wife and son" Nah he is just on his Sigma Male Grindset
Lemme get this straight
Her daughter is on a hospital bed and she decides to go out of the hospital and get a better parking spot to a building she’s already in?? 💀
Dhar Mann logic
Gorilla kills wife after she fought back because he was riding her to much, he lives to regret his decision.
That was so good i subbed to u
'life is no longer good'
Ride Wife Life Good WIFE FIGHT BACK *KILL WIFE* wife gone ....think about wife....regret
XD u saw it aswell
Life bad.
Charlie won’t regret anything, that’s why he speedruns every life path to do as much as possible
Great comment!
He'll be the first to get a 100% completion run
He will recarnate stronger like the avatar
No time to regret: only live.
what if somebody you care about is dying over cancer and then when you struggle to make enough money to pay for his medication to heal him he says "did you get the money?'" and then you just hit him with the "if your not gonna be a part of my struggle, your not gonna be part of my success"
Man says hi, instantly regrets it
"who was Sarah?"
Mrs. Wheeller: *unsheathes sword* "a very unlucky child who hit my house with toilet paper"
This comment section is so good
stolen comment.
@@olivermccarthy456 not stolen if I don't see the comment you think I stole.
instant death
@@remster2155 yes you fucking did
I love how he turns a “life changing lesson” into the funniest thing ever
His vids are about people getting karma
"My relationship with my family is more important than my relationship with alcohol"
Wow, everybody, alcoholism is cured. We can all go home now.
Man is addicted to Dhar Mann videos, he lives to regret it
I love how all the “bad” fathers end up at the same parking spot. It’s like hell for bad fathers where they forever go in circles and regret theis decisions.
That one parking lot is a hell space where all baddhit in the dharman cinematic universe goes down
The acting was so convincing I was having a hard time discerning whether I was watching a documentary or not.
Lol same
It's like he met strangers in the street and then forced them to act in his videos while pointing the gun of them
"I sHouLd'Ve nEveR juDgED yoU wItHouT heArIng yoUr sToRy"
"I'm talking to my BOI "
Some dude: hey can you tell me wh-
Dhar Mann character: *bursts into tears* YOU'RE RUINING OUR FAMILY
"Gorilla goes to help out small child that fell into his enclosure, he lives to regret his decision"
8:50 Charles' hair is exactly the same as the girl's. It's like watching the girl and next to her is her bearded clone.
"Looks like he's having fun."
*immediately starts crying*
"He lives to regret his decision."
Like these guys were supposed to just drop dead the moment they did something they shouldn't have.
Or the implication that there's a chance to not survive these decisions.
You shouldn't have come here! Aahh!
"He just came to abandon his wife and child. That's a power move." 😂
9:36
Thats what i said 🤣 and it's 3 am now
I genuinely think that they're decent actors.
But damn the script feels so forced.
That's how I feel. The actors do well with what they have but it gets really repetitive and forced with those lines like "so you see" in every single damn episode
@@Samiamgreeneggsandchicken "so you see" you can blame his fans for that one
but other than that I agree but there are a select few videos which feel natural
i think they dumb down the script so that people who don't know english will still watch them lmao
Nahhh the bad acting is part of what makes them hilarious, the scripts are even worse though
It's the click-baity titles that get me everytime
I love how he depicts alcoholics; as if they could just go cold turkey and their addiction disappears.
My uncle's an alcoholic and he can't even be sober long enough to go to the doctor because he fucked his stomach and liver up from constantly drinking. My dad even gave him a ride to a rehab clinic but he didn't want to stay.
I should probably just show him this video.
That will put an end to his years of drug abuse.
Yeah, when you do something, it becomes a norm, breaking away from it will cause complications. This goes for any addiction, its really not as simple as "Stop doing X lol"
Alcoholics literally cant go cold turkey, alcohol withdrawals can literally kill you, full blown alcoholics have to ween off. Thats actually a mistake alot of people make, taking away all of an alcoholics booze, as it has literally killed people
“Just because your struggling doesn’t mean you’ll be successful” -Charlie
“God creates humans, instantly regrets decision”
Why didn't she just park illegally, her daughter was in critical condition almost dead and she's worried about a ticket or tow truck lol
Also she didn't even bother to explain. She could have said "my daughter is dying" instead of "you don't understand".
maybe she was so shocked that she acted irrationally?
@@kibatsuki when I am shocked I can still think rationally
@@kibatsuki I feel like irrational thinking because of shock doesn't include risking your own daughter's life because a parking ticket.
It is true that she didnt say her daughter is in critical condition because she was in a hurry, but she could've just parked the car outside and go there if she was in a hurry. It is out of point. But we learned something from the video it is "Be kind to strangers".
Charlie being infatuated with the lady's heterochromia was so wholesome
That's the most in awe he's ever non-sarcastically been in
That's the coolest feature a person can get, people may think you may be an asian and a westerner rolled into one
@@rdu239 It's a very groovy mutation
I read it as “infuriated” at first lol, but yeah seeing Charlie like that is adorable
@@cacophonousBystander "how DARE she have two different colored eyes?!"
.
10:17 kinda ironic it sounds like a beer bottle being popped open
I should've starting watching this channel sooner its honesty the best laugh I've had in a hot minute
Guy loses his virginity, he lives to regret his decision.
something tells me dhar mann is a virgin
@@Lp-me7hb he’s not he has a wife and daughter
if it was sarcasm then oof
Somebody creates a app, lives to regret the decision
TRUE
@@taiju5462 adoption
_"That was a powerful message Dhar Mann....It always is. It always is."_
We always get a strong message from the Mann
Followed immediately by "That's a bad message Dhar Mann, I don't like that one."
From the second he started the clip I had a feeling we were im Dhar Mann territory
The IRS tried to force me to pay taxes. But if they weren't apart of my struggle they don't get to be apart of my success.
“Remember, we’re not just telling stories, we’re changing lives!”
I want dhar mann to make a video about me as well.
"Guy gathers courage to ask a girl out. He lives to regret his decision."
Lmfao 🤣🤣
You sure that wouldn't be about me?
@Ashwin Singh True. Pewdiepie is still great though.
@Ashwin Singh saying he’s Jesus or keanu is certainly not funny or clever whatsoever
@Ashwin Singh its rare to find good and funny comments in pewdiepie videos
Charlie: It looks like he's having fun.
Him: (crying hysterically)
Charlie: *Laughing hysterically*
Man leads perfect life and later regrets having no regrets.
2:16 lmfao
Charlies acting skills are only rivaled by the alcoholic husband's dad's acting
Man eats Pizza Hut lives to regret his decision.
11:02 is ludwig lmao
Ludwig is omni man confirmed
Did anyone else notice whenever there's gonna be a flashback they say "you see"
I'm pretty sure they reuse scripts. There's two nearly identical vids Charlie's watched where there's a wife who does a honeypot scam to trick her husband. One of them has an woman who's black and pregnant, and the other is blonde and slightly older.
@@joeysingingchannel the actors are not that bad but a lot of the times the acting is shit and the dialogue is shit and the writers are crappy and the quotes are copied and sometimes dont make sense
This is when you accidentally do your homework multiple times but with different words
"Just because you are struggling doesn't mean you will be successful"
Thanks, you cured my depression
Great comment!
Then you didn't have it
@@WorriedTheif Have you never heard of a joke?
@@WorriedTheif joke
@@WorriedTheif joke
Jesus, our lord and savour is coming back. Spread this word. Spread the gospel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesus teaches us how to deal with regrets