Everyone Has Regrets

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  • @derkaym3630
    @derkaym3630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9821

    "Man dies, he lives to regret his decision."

    • @RADZIO895
      @RADZIO895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +592

      >gets resurrected
      >"Hell yeah"
      >Year 2020
      >"Fuck maybe I should've stayed dead"

    • @aresxd5769
      @aresxd5769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@RADZIO895 he should

    • @TheSizzurpAlchemist
      @TheSizzurpAlchemist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      "Man lives, he dies to regret his decision."

    • @cuso4blue
      @cuso4blue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I wheezed

    • @JediMasterBaiter
      @JediMasterBaiter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      "Jesus resurrected 2020, lives to regret his decision."

  • @SunshineAIC
    @SunshineAIC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6579

    Boy acidentally calls his teacher "mom" in class, lives to regret his decision

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      The twist: the boy's single mom reveals she's dating his teacher and now they're getting married, meaning he was technically right

    • @najir391
      @najir391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      @@thejedisonic67 why would you call a male teacher mom?

    • @residentflamingo115
      @residentflamingo115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @Jackerson117 tf

    • @raptordoniv6779
      @raptordoniv6779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@residentflamingo115 he was a hentai pfp what else did you except

    • @musashi7401
      @musashi7401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@anastasios_moumouris how tf were you 7 in middle school even if you skip grades you gotta be like 11 in middle school G

  • @iceman7757
    @iceman7757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11011

    A homeless person asked me for money today, but if he wasn't part of my struggle then he won't be part of my success

    • @honeycomb937
      @honeycomb937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2101

      but then you're not part of _his_ struggle, so you can't be part of his success either... it's a vicious cycle.

    • @jacobworstell1720
      @jacobworstell1720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @Unknown Lmaooooooo

    • @trevoreklof1088
      @trevoreklof1088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Be nice to strangers

    • @oscarwang7227
      @oscarwang7227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      It’s almost like they made a joke

    • @tanukajit
      @tanukajit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@honeycomb937 you really took this at face value

  • @AUGUSTIN-MUSIC
    @AUGUSTIN-MUSIC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3147

    "Man regrets his decision, lives to regret his decision."

    • @ryanrex5327
      @ryanrex5327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Man regrets his decision, lives to regret his decision, then lives to regret his decision, which he then instantly regrets.

    • @AUGUSTIN-MUSIC
      @AUGUSTIN-MUSIC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@ryanrex5327 bruh... wow!

    • @xxxEarthEliafairyxxx
      @xxxEarthEliafairyxxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ryanrex5327 omg!

    • @soup4622
      @soup4622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@ryanrex5327 the end is shocking

    • @ryanrex5327
      @ryanrex5327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@soup4622 god fucking damnit I thought you were the real soup

  • @BinxTheBonker
    @BinxTheBonker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4112

    Young man gets addicted to buying trading cards, he lives to regret his decision.

    • @cameronkazan1630
      @cameronkazan1630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      It’s an investment

    • @darcycurl8324
      @darcycurl8324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Never, he’s a businessman, doing business
      He’s a tactical genius with an IQ of 3000

    • @isabellajemica
      @isabellajemica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Its not a regret that's passion

    • @berserker529
      @berserker529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "I was a businessman doing business"

    • @suf1an658
      @suf1an658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If you can't support him while he struggles don't support him when he succeeds

  • @sewerrats7433
    @sewerrats7433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5589

    “Man thinks he only has to fart, he lives to regret his decision”

  • @turnert6001
    @turnert6001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4654

    “Who was Sarah?”
    “You see there was this great parking spot”

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 4 ปีที่แล้ว +549

      Dhar Mann Cinematic Universe

    • @kenzohub4720
      @kenzohub4720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      top 10 anime crossovers

    • @esterleng860
      @esterleng860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      OMFG THIS IS SO UNDERRATED

    • @supersparky1747
      @supersparky1747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Best comment I've ever read lmao

    • @aqilhail9063
      @aqilhail9063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      This comment should be on top

  • @StarlightAurelia
    @StarlightAurelia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    I love how the doctor just casually announces private information to the public. Pretty sure that's a confidentiality violation.

  • @tannerholmes1587
    @tannerholmes1587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4663

    My daughter is dying. God I hope I find a good parking spot when I get to the hospital. And if she ends up dying, I would LOVE IT if the doctor would just announce her death unprofessionally in a public room.

    • @psycho6776
      @psycho6776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +804

      Doctor reveals Daughter dies in front of others, lives to regret her decision.

    • @boop99
      @boop99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      That was one of the things that annoyed me the most about that video. They would never tell someone about their dead family member right there in front of everyone else

    • @Zekr0_
      @Zekr0_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Dhar mann is the shit. I need a gallon of it 😳

    • @stevieboi3319
      @stevieboi3319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      And if she was there would her daughter be alive? Didn't get that part she passed away either way.

    • @Captain_-cn4ml
      @Captain_-cn4ml 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@psycho6776 Can we just notice that Charlie binge watches dhar mann channel but doesn't subscribe the channel?

  • @brooks07
    @brooks07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2638

    at this point that specific parking garage is a landmark where everyone regrets their decisions years later

    • @redactedz6146
      @redactedz6146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Aight. U.S peeps where is this parking lot??

    • @boatchips7820
      @boatchips7820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@redactedz6146 chicago

    • @demi4156
      @demi4156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      It's a genuine SCP at this point

    • @thepopgroup3366
      @thepopgroup3366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@demi4156 anomaly: subject's dad gonna leave subject and subject's mom once subject is inside the scp area of effect

    • @otakasensei
      @otakasensei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hope to find my exboyfriends there when I'm rich with my husband and Chihuahua inside my prada purse

  • @ninjack11
    @ninjack11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13794

    i like how Jamal aged like 30 years but his dad aged about 5 minutes

    • @WAVE0025
      @WAVE0025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2810

      Dad probably found the fountain of youth and is keeping it for himself because if they ain't helping you in your struggle they ain't getting the fountain of youth as a wise man once said

    • @zense2974
      @zense2974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      @@WAVE0025 lmao

    • @Phasmania
      @Phasmania 4 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      @@WAVE0025 I must have missed the resurrection arc then

    • @An0n145
      @An0n145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @Bxryon
      @Bxryon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Black don’t crack!

  • @lupoggiez6614
    @lupoggiez6614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3010

    I like how he puts -dhar mann at the end of “be kind to strangers” like he came up with that

    • @spiderduckpig
      @spiderduckpig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      Obviously Dhar Mann is the wisest person on Earth

    • @xxxEarthEliafairyxxx
      @xxxEarthEliafairyxxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Julo Micha he is joking lol

    • @aaelofi7025
      @aaelofi7025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s just trying to spread the message tho

    • @moneygrabber6720
      @moneygrabber6720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Time stamp?

    • @IStanDharMann
      @IStanDharMann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@moneygrabber6720 5:40

  • @tusharthomas7826
    @tusharthomas7826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3246

    "Just because you struggle, doesn't mean you will be successful."
    That hit hard.

    • @potatopotato9411
      @potatopotato9411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      Forget Dhar Mann, we have Charlie

    • @TheSilentWalkerz
      @TheSilentWalkerz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Charlie the realist.

    • @XXXEmpoleon
      @XXXEmpoleon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Sounds like something Dhar Mann can use

    • @JustChadC
      @JustChadC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That has such a Vinesauce vibe to it,

    • @jacobworstell1720
      @jacobworstell1720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Charlie is more realistic

  • @OneGiantOnion
    @OneGiantOnion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6467

    That dude looks like the priest from the walking dead if he was a mob boss

  • @Meeminator
    @Meeminator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1482

    "Don't do a bad thing cause sometimes you will be sad about it" - Dhar Mann, 2020

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He's not wrong, your stupidity may haunt you in bed for the rest of time

    • @Meeminator
      @Meeminator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@spongebobsquarepants8403 How very profound, Mr. Squarepants.

    • @puroktahzeeb9355
      @puroktahzeeb9355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Meeminator he is the messiah

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Meeminator Has any of your stupid decisions come back to haunt you when you were older

    • @likesflower
      @likesflower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      "Don't do anything, regret is inevitable, so dead is the only option" -Dhar Mann, after saying this he died and did not regret it.

  • @yeetthechild3148
    @yeetthechild3148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +963

    “Man forgets to breathe, he lives to regret this decision”

    • @cope2732
      @cope2732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      How tf do u breathe again ? Plz hurry i need to breathe !

    • @cope2732
      @cope2732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@gizemcelik3710 yea i figured out how to breathe lmao

    • @ichangedit1852
      @ichangedit1852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cope2732 wait bruh how

    • @cope2732
      @cope2732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ichangedit1852 i forgot how to breathe for 6 days no worries im practicing

    • @ichangedit1852
      @ichangedit1852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@cope2732 no I mean how do you I'm struggling

  • @romalea
    @romalea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8459

    "husband is addicted to fortnite, wife teaches him important lesson" sounds like a porno title

    • @rakbar6509
      @rakbar6509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

      GONE WRONG!!!11!!

    • @sontalks
      @sontalks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      ...

    • @WellBeSerious12
      @WellBeSerious12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +422

      @@rakbar6509
      Gone right! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

    • @dabistan3541
      @dabistan3541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      *Phub intensifies*

    • @szrcy
      @szrcy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      True

  • @skyisgreen3554
    @skyisgreen3554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1277

    8:18 "who was sarah"
    old woman (unsheathing a rapier) "the last kid who covered my house with toilet paper"

    • @gregheffley5712
      @gregheffley5712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      OH GOD IM DEAD LMAOO

    • @turtleler6975
      @turtleler6975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      NOW THATS PLOT

    • @nat6568
      @nat6568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      BAHAHAH

    • @Zekr0_
      @Zekr0_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @quitequeerquesadilla
      @quitequeerquesadilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      would genuinely be a better plot twist and i would have instantly subbed to dhar mann

  • @gigglesworth5651
    @gigglesworth5651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3401

    "XQC plays homeless man in chess tournament, he lives to regret his decision"

    • @Ksd99
      @Ksd99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      XD

    • @moth9919
      @moth9919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Charlie cant pass as a homeless man, his hair is just too silky smooth

    • @th2112
      @th2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@moth9919 nah thats grease from the lack of showers hes taking since hes honeless

    • @lightningduds
      @lightningduds 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Totally didn’t just like your comment to upset the 420

    • @jiji7250
      @jiji7250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@moth9919 haven't you realise how his shirt hasn't changed in years.

  • @motocade1027
    @motocade1027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Charlie is probably the only person in the U.S with a Dhar Mann addiction.

    • @maryam-xo
      @maryam-xo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welp😂

    • @josukehigashikata3533
      @josukehigashikata3533 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @Nickearl1
      @Nickearl1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My 7 year old son, is the only one I know lol

    • @MMFITMAN
      @MMFITMAN ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm very old, and I watch Dahr's videos everyday, with my friend, Charles.

  • @Funk_Monkey
    @Funk_Monkey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1832

    They didn’t even steal the spot. They clearly had the right of way. A more accurate title would have been “Couple refuses to give up their spot to woman, show slight regret afterwards”

    • @tommythompson6516
      @tommythompson6516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Ehhhhh their daughter died that's pretty sad. I regret that I guess. ok bye -Couple

    • @sfe2164
      @sfe2164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bruh are u heartless, if you see a woman pleading for a mere parking spot, why wouldn't you give it?

    • @Kettie5
      @Kettie5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      @@sfe2164 I would try to get them to leave me alone because I’d assume they were a crack addict. I’d also assume that if it was actually really important, they wouldn’t spend so much time trying to get a parking spot. Just illegally park by the door, do your business, pay the ticket, and go.

    • @sfe2164
      @sfe2164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@Kettie5 Point taken.

    • @Zebo12345678
      @Zebo12345678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Kettie5 Not to mention that in a hospital's parking lot I would really just assume its important if they deemed it necessary to beg for the parking spot.

  • @JacStone98
    @JacStone98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5303

    I love how Dhar Mann acts like these are HIS pearls of wisdom with the quotes at the end.

    • @Mauriziobarenboim
      @Mauriziobarenboim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      Lol imagine quoting yourself. Cringe

    • @Cool-vq8tn
      @Cool-vq8tn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +526

      What?! Dhar Mann is OBVIOUSLY the wisest person that has ever lived.

    • @marcovazquez-ou2pv
      @marcovazquez-ou2pv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @light moon chris is* and yes it is

    • @saneperson2
      @saneperson2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      He probably thinks of himself as the next Buddha

    • @same9322
      @same9322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @@saneperson2 he is the Buddha

  • @jjay2155
    @jjay2155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4930

    I can’t wait for the next dhar mann episode:
    “Dhar mann leaves Charlie because of his fleshlight collection; he lives to regret his decision.”

    • @ProBotGamming
      @ProBotGamming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Thank you very cool

    • @ProBotGamming
      @ProBotGamming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Thank you very cool

    • @qwertydavid8070
      @qwertydavid8070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Charlie shows up and throws Moby huge at him, effectively killing dhar Mann.

    • @aszneehitme8691
      @aszneehitme8691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ProBotGamming Thank you very cool

    • @DangerNoodleReads
      @DangerNoodleReads 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ProBotGamming thank you very cool

  • @Watchtone
    @Watchtone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    “I mean, he look’s like he’s having fun!”
    *The grandfather immediately starts crying*

  • @greasesmear8298
    @greasesmear8298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    "Just because you're struggling does not mean you're going to be successful"
    -Gandhi

  • @chisecrecy4974
    @chisecrecy4974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2700

    "Stuck-up redditor calls greasy homeless man short, he lives to regret his decision"

    • @LooferMoofer
      @LooferMoofer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      He didn't live to regret his decision

    • @mahirshyam4127
      @mahirshyam4127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@LooferMoofer He had an 'accident'

    • @Zekr0_
      @Zekr0_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣

    • @tras500
      @tras500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      later that day redditor's body was found in a back ally with a moby huge in his butthole

    • @areeeeon
      @areeeeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      whos the stuck up redditor in this situation

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4895

    Charlie looking back on his channel will experience emotions that will be anything but regret.

  • @suleimanthemagnificent8985
    @suleimanthemagnificent8985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I love that in Dhar Mann lore, reunions always happen in the same underground carpark.

    • @Door227
      @Door227 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There’s one reunion a day

  • @apxprdtr_mge
    @apxprdtr_mge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3811

    Joke's on you Dhar, everyone is absent, both during my success and my struggles. I am constantly alone.

    • @CrayCrayslab
      @CrayCrayslab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Hell yeah

    • @jzd6493
      @jzd6493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Do you need a hug my brother

    • @whinecatto
      @whinecatto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Bro... you need a friend??

    • @annie2813
      @annie2813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I’m always alone but not in the internet 😎

    • @xxxCrackerJack501xxx
      @xxxCrackerJack501xxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Damn that really speaks to me, I was having such a good time til I read this...

  • @salmonella6018
    @salmonella6018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4716

    “Man refuses to buy a condom,he lives to regret his decision,”

    • @salmonella6018
      @salmonella6018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      merlin aviation np

    • @Mariamjjjjjjj
      @Mariamjjjjjjj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Starring my dad

    • @salmonella6018
      @salmonella6018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      M O M O lmfao

    • @creedstump0662
      @creedstump0662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      this is literally how dhar mann or whatever the fuck his name was got born

    • @Passione_Offical_Channel
      @Passione_Offical_Channel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jonathan you or I should say DIO would live to regret his decision

  • @workout9594
    @workout9594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    I love how every flash forward where the main characters life turns to shit occurs in an underground parking lot

    • @chupacabra9357
      @chupacabra9357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can count four off the top of my head: the two that were shown here, the shoe store one, and the expensive car gold digger one.

  • @rayk5456
    @rayk5456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "The grandma turns out to be an ex CIA assassin"
    I havent laughed in months but that got me

  • @kougatjam5711
    @kougatjam5711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    “Man accidentally orders from the kids menu, lives to regret his decision”

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      when you order from the kids menu and get served a bowl of kids to much on

    • @theguywithadifferentopinio9060
      @theguywithadifferentopinio9060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @fishman why does this remind me of Greg Heffley

    • @sorrymabbad
      @sorrymabbad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@theguywithadifferentopinio9060 It's the first few Zoo Wee Mama comics made by Rowley and Greg, if you're wondering.

    • @gregheffley5712
      @gregheffley5712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@theguywithadifferentopinio9060 sup you called me?

    • @theguywithadifferentopinio9060
      @theguywithadifferentopinio9060 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gregheffley5712 yeah bro

  • @KizaruKizaru
    @KizaruKizaru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1765

    "Doctor how is my daughter?"
    *Doctor smiling trying to contain her laughter*
    "I think you should take a seat"

    • @wesburrows3733
      @wesburrows3733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Lol

    • @joinsideke
      @joinsideke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      Also, I'm gonna tell you very serious news, right here in the lobby in front of everyone.

    • @brockolli1538
      @brockolli1538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      😁i😁think😁you😁should😁take😁a😁seat😁

    • @errortryagainlater4240
      @errortryagainlater4240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      This doctor when she sees the mom's car pull up at the hospital: *lmao dis gon be gud*

  • @Max-to9zg
    @Max-to9zg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    I love how he depicts alcoholics; as if they could just go cold turkey and their addiction disappears.
    My uncle's an alcoholic and he can't even be sober long enough to go to the doctor because he fucked his stomach and liver up from constantly drinking. My dad even gave him a ride to a rehab clinic but he didn't want to stay.
    I should probably just show him this video.
    That will put an end to his years of drug abuse.

    • @therealbubble4696
      @therealbubble4696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah, when you do something, it becomes a norm, breaking away from it will cause complications. This goes for any addiction, its really not as simple as "Stop doing X lol"

    • @trevormcclever9158
      @trevormcclever9158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alcoholics literally cant go cold turkey, alcohol withdrawals can literally kill you, full blown alcoholics have to ween off. Thats actually a mistake alot of people make, taking away all of an alcoholics booze, as it has literally killed people

  • @BuffBiscuit-ge4lk
    @BuffBiscuit-ge4lk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Plot twist: Sarah wheeler is the girl that died in hospital while her mum looked for a better parking spot AMD that's her 10 years later😰😰😰

    • @kensukefan47
      @kensukefan47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Emoji why the fuck

    • @randoviewer9363
      @randoviewer9363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      DMCU

    • @joserascon8670
      @joserascon8670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kensukefan47 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @superemoboi2050
      @superemoboi2050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That would actually be a good twist

    • @dokkal9089
      @dokkal9089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kensukefan47 EMOJI? 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • @manmanhorseman2130
    @manmanhorseman2130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    How many people are dying that they need to specify
    “Lives to regret the decision”?

    • @bernardoromero5009
      @bernardoromero5009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      what is more concerning about “Lives to regret the decision” is that it sounds like after that happens they become cursed, and the memory of that event will hunt them all the way to their deathbed

    • @dieente556
      @dieente556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Everyone's dying. Some are just faster at it.

    • @Harry_nero1
      @Harry_nero1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dieente556 so aborted babies are faster than light?

    • @nunoaj4433
      @nunoaj4433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Harry_nero1 well ofc they're speedrunners

    • @SmokesOnMe
      @SmokesOnMe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Harry_nero1 your statement holds one of the strangest double thinks. So essentially not alive while also alive enough to be considered part of everyone

  • @kasperissimo9372
    @kasperissimo9372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I love how all the “bad” fathers end up at the same parking spot. It’s like hell for bad fathers where they forever go in circles and regret theis decisions.

    • @Door227
      @Door227 ปีที่แล้ว

      That one parking lot is a hell space where all baddhit in the dharman cinematic universe goes down

  • @darrinlaw2832
    @darrinlaw2832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    Charlie spends copious amounts of money on yu gi oh cards. He doesn't live to regret it.

    • @complimentbot7015
      @complimentbot7015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great comment!

    • @greasegoblin3912
      @greasegoblin3912 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *To

    • @prodteejay
      @prodteejay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      the last sentence implies that he doesn't live at all.

    • @gigan2444
      @gigan2444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He dies but doesn't regret it.

  • @empathy4ever883
    @empathy4ever883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Jamal's dad looks rich and homeless at the same time

  • @Michael-px4oj
    @Michael-px4oj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    Charlie won’t regret anything, that’s why he speedruns every life path to do as much as possible

  • @dralien592
    @dralien592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    The acting was so convincing I was having a hard time discerning whether I was watching a documentary or not.

    • @jayf3824
      @jayf3824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol same

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's like he met strangers in the street and then forced them to act in his videos while pointing the gun of them

    • @AurascentStorm
      @AurascentStorm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "I sHouLd'Ve nEveR juDgED yoU wItHouT heArIng yoUr sToRy"

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "I'm talking to my BOI "

    • @errortryagainlater4240
      @errortryagainlater4240 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some dude: hey can you tell me wh-
      Dhar Mann character: *bursts into tears* YOU'RE RUINING OUR FAMILY

  • @waffles336
    @waffles336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I love how he turns a “life changing lesson” into the funniest thing ever

  • @jacksoncastro136
    @jacksoncastro136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Man forgets to pay off hitman, he doesn't live to regret his decision."

  • @ashleybug6657
    @ashleybug6657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    *actor breaks down crying*
    Charlie - “🤣🤣🤣😂😂”

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    "He lives to regret his decision."
    Like these guys were supposed to just drop dead the moment they did something they shouldn't have.

    • @xchronox0
      @xchronox0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Or the implication that there's a chance to not survive these decisions.

    • @piotrdaniel3829
      @piotrdaniel3829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You shouldn't have come here! Aahh!

  • @ablubulu
    @ablubulu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "Just because you are struggling doesn't mean you will be successful"
    Thanks, you cured my depression

  • @faithmakesaudios
    @faithmakesaudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "Guy goes back to his old chats to read them, lives to regret his decision."
    Based in a true story

  • @MightyHunt
    @MightyHunt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    "Man wipes with cheap toilet paper, he lives to regret his decision"

    • @dasyoutubeklohauschen
      @dasyoutubeklohauschen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      forbidden chocolate

    • @cope2732
      @cope2732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dasyoutubeklohauschen wait a min

    • @gunner3439
      @gunner3439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dasyoutubeklohauschen wait a min

    • @thebesterest
      @thebesterest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dasyoutubeklohauschen wait a min

    • @thereisnofinishline5773
      @thereisnofinishline5773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dasyoutubeklohauschen wait a min

  • @bestjobro539
    @bestjobro539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    Charlie: Yeah looks like he's having fun
    *Dad starts crying uncontrollably*
    *Charlie starts laughing, also uncontrollably*

    • @thekrusad3r290
      @thekrusad3r290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      THAAAAA CIIIRCLE OOOOF LAAAAAIF

    • @gyrozeppeli8940
      @gyrozeppeli8940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nice username

    • @chunkle5655
      @chunkle5655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@gyrozeppeli8940 nice profile pictures

    • @Dok.38
      @Dok.38 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chunkle5655 nice writing style

    • @ExistentiallyDreading
      @ExistentiallyDreading 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me: *Reads your name.*
      Also Me: *Are you sure about that?*

  • @Kikoou
    @Kikoou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    "Looks like he's having fun."
    *immediately starts crying*

  • @nach0699
    @nach0699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I just realized the cool iconic mom actor has different colored eyes. neat.

  • @zaiydab.51
    @zaiydab.51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Charlie: It looks like he's having fun.
    Him: (crying hysterically)

  • @mega0unit
    @mega0unit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Charlies acting skills are only rivaled by the alcoholic husband's dad's acting

  • @remster2155
    @remster2155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    "who was Sarah?"
    Mrs. Wheeller: *unsheathes sword* "a very unlucky child who hit my house with toilet paper"

    • @stephengrapinet
      @stephengrapinet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This comment section is so good

    • @olivermccarthy456
      @olivermccarthy456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      stolen comment.

    • @remster2155
      @remster2155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@olivermccarthy456 not stolen if I don't see the comment you think I stole.

    • @largerbowl
      @largerbowl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      instant death

    • @respectableindividual4593
      @respectableindividual4593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@remster2155 yes you fucking did

  • @tommyhoward7341
    @tommyhoward7341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    5:50 her daughter died of disappointment 😂

  • @valencia878
    @valencia878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Charlie being infatuated with the lady's heterochromia was so wholesome
    That's the most in awe he's ever non-sarcastically been in

    • @rdu239
      @rdu239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That's the coolest feature a person can get, people may think you may be an asian and a westerner rolled into one

    • @racheyroyal
      @racheyroyal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@rdu239 It's a very groovy mutation

    • @cacophonousBystander
      @cacophonousBystander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I read it as “infuriated” at first lol, but yeah seeing Charlie like that is adorable

    • @jessthemess7248
      @jessthemess7248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@cacophonousBystander "how DARE she have two different colored eyes?!"

    • @ironiclight648
      @ironiclight648 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      .

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    I genuinely think that they're decent actors.
    But damn the script feels so forced.

    • @Samiamgreeneggsandchicken
      @Samiamgreeneggsandchicken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      That's how I feel. The actors do well with what they have but it gets really repetitive and forced with those lines like "so you see" in every single damn episode

    • @pura8898
      @pura8898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Samiamgreeneggsandchicken "so you see" you can blame his fans for that one
      but other than that I agree but there are a select few videos which feel natural

    • @nectar9509
      @nectar9509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      i think they dumb down the script so that people who don't know english will still watch them lmao

    • @bubalfred260
      @bubalfred260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nahhh the bad acting is part of what makes them hilarious, the scripts are even worse though

    • @siddhanthravichandran3245
      @siddhanthravichandran3245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's the click-baity titles that get me everytime

  • @__jay__
    @__jay__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    I want dhar mann to make a video about me as well.
    "Guy gathers courage to ask a girl out. He lives to regret his decision."

    • @pratikchhetri3603
      @pratikchhetri3603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmfao 🤣🤣

    • @ivanvenne
      @ivanvenne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You sure that wouldn't be about me?

    • @ltb1345
      @ltb1345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Ashwin Singh True. Pewdiepie is still great though.

    • @lilburb9001
      @lilburb9001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Ashwin Singh saying he’s Jesus or keanu is certainly not funny or clever whatsoever

    • @ayyyayay
      @ayyyayay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Ashwin Singh its rare to find good and funny comments in pewdiepie videos

  • @PlantWasTaken
    @PlantWasTaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    4:21 they might live to regret the decision but i doubt the grandma will

  • @Ian_OV
    @Ian_OV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    “They live to regret it” is just another way of saying “You are not worth killing”

  • @ethanthepogman
    @ethanthepogman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    “Man becomes healthy, lives to regret his decision”

  • @TalkToChimp1
    @TalkToChimp1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Did anyone else notice whenever there's gonna be a flashback they say "you see"

    • @joeysingingchannel
      @joeysingingchannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm pretty sure they reuse scripts. There's two nearly identical vids Charlie's watched where there's a wife who does a honeypot scam to trick her husband. One of them has an woman who's black and pregnant, and the other is blonde and slightly older.

    • @navicam3462
      @navicam3462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@joeysingingchannel the actors are not that bad but a lot of the times the acting is shit and the dialogue is shit and the writers are crappy and the quotes are copied and sometimes dont make sense

    • @salmonella6018
      @salmonella6018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is when you accidentally do your homework multiple times but with different words

  • @maxbracegirdle9990
    @maxbracegirdle9990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Charlie cackling while a man breaks down to his son about his alcoholism is what I needed tonight 💜💜

  • @Izzy267NZ
    @Izzy267NZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Why didn't she just park illegally, her daughter was in critical condition almost dead and she's worried about a ticket or tow truck lol

    • @lukasg4807
      @lukasg4807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Also she didn't even bother to explain. She could have said "my daughter is dying" instead of "you don't understand".

    • @kibatsuki
      @kibatsuki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      maybe she was so shocked that she acted irrationally?

    • @idkwtcm984
      @idkwtcm984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@kibatsuki when I am shocked I can still think rationally

    • @AAAAAA-qs1bv
      @AAAAAA-qs1bv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@kibatsuki I feel like irrational thinking because of shock doesn't include risking your own daughter's life because a parking ticket.

    • @ilovecookies8902
      @ilovecookies8902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is true that she didnt say her daughter is in critical condition because she was in a hurry, but she could've just parked the car outside and go there if she was in a hurry. It is out of point. But we learned something from the video it is "Be kind to strangers".

  • @nyancatpoptart5441
    @nyancatpoptart5441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1252

    Gorilla kills wife after she fought back because he was riding her to much, he lives to regret his decision.

    • @fishyninjja9103
      @fishyninjja9103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That was so good i subbed to u

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      'life is no longer good'

    • @memelover6917
      @memelover6917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Ride Wife Life Good WIFE FIGHT BACK *KILL WIFE* wife gone ....think about wife....regret

    • @Yoogzx
      @Yoogzx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD u saw it aswell

    • @alkali5841
      @alkali5841 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Life bad.

  • @kris_kwas
    @kris_kwas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I was actually tearing up as I laughed my ass off at the Grandma hospital one

    • @loneranger4282
      @loneranger4282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      they had us in the first half, not gonna lie

  • @chupacabra9357
    @chupacabra9357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love how Jamal literally started playing basketball when he was 13/14 at what looked to be like an extremely basic sports camp and he somehow managed to become a professional basketball player.

  • @colinr4860
    @colinr4860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    _"That was a powerful message Dhar Mann....It always is. It always is."_

    • @vexed832
      @vexed832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We always get a strong message from the Mann

    • @Aseem71
      @Aseem71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Followed immediately by "That's a bad message Dhar Mann, I don't like that one."

    • @HTRPD
      @HTRPD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      From the second he started the clip I had a feeling we were im Dhar Mann territory

  • @therealdoc
    @therealdoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    What a deep and powerful message: "Don't be an alcoholic." My IQ has raised into the quintuple digits because of that last episode!

    • @spiderduckpig
      @spiderduckpig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Before this video, I had thought that it was more socially acceptable to be an alcoholic than a loving father. Because of this powerful message, I have realized that being an alcoholic is actually worse than taking care of my family. I have now instantly recovered from my alcohol addiction and my craving for alcohol has magically disappeared. Thank you Dhar Mann.

  • @gagehodgson2078
    @gagehodgson2078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Jesus teaches us how to deal with regrets

  • @SamCrecco1
    @SamCrecco1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Dhar Mann: *Tells a sad story*
    Everyone: "Oh my God, that was so sad."
    Charlie: "Funniest shit I've ever seen."

    • @16soccerball
      @16soccerball 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Charlie lives to regret his decision

  • @teteeheeted
    @teteeheeted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    “Couple steals grandmas parking spot, they live to regret the decision.”
    Who says they lived

    • @Zekr0_
      @Zekr0_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Epic foreshadowing gone wrong

    • @punchy207
      @punchy207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lord knows the daughter didnt

    • @chongus3092
      @chongus3092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The lord knows the park didn't continue existing

    • @jakehague1555
      @jakehague1555 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@punchy207 Too soon

    • @punchy207
      @punchy207 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jakehague1555 lol

  • @noble6978
    @noble6978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    “Dad abandons wife and son”
    Man, I didn’t know they made a documentary about my family.

    • @Dreemore
      @Dreemore 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      theres a lot of people getting raised by a single mom nowadays

    • @Dreemore
      @Dreemore 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      including me

  • @GameTimeWithSaqib
    @GameTimeWithSaqib 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "Her Daughter probably died of Disappointment" :(((((

  • @thisisalexliveslife
    @thisisalexliveslife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Old guy: Has Mental Breakdown
    Charlie: *laughing hysterically*

  • @Hunter_Kennedy1
    @Hunter_Kennedy1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Now Charlie, repeat after me... My relationship with my family, is more important than my relationship with YU-GI-OH

  • @Cruscker
    @Cruscker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Indeed we do bro, indeed we do

  • @riteshsaha2207
    @riteshsaha2207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Guy loses his virginity, he lives to regret his decision.

    • @Lp-me7hb
      @Lp-me7hb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      something tells me dhar mann is a virgin

    • @taiju5462
      @taiju5462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Lp-me7hb he’s not he has a wife and daughter
      if it was sarcasm then oof

    • @taneeshajackson1817
      @taneeshajackson1817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Somebody creates a app, lives to regret the decision

    • @WynterStormYT
      @WynterStormYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      TRUE

    • @GordonN661
      @GordonN661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@taiju5462 adoption

  • @soniquefus
    @soniquefus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The parking spot one was dumb on so many levels. They didnt "steal" the spot from her. They parked in an empty spot she was also going for.
    Second they were also at the doctor, which means they had an appointment they were trying to make so them not wanting to give up the spot makes sense.
    Third, why would the doctor announce it in the middle of the waiting room
    Fourth, as you said, why did she leave in the first place?
    I mean none of these are ever Oscar worthy but that one was especially bad

    • @TheeEnglishKnight
      @TheeEnglishKnight 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      also, if its as important as your child being on their death bead, youd just park it illegaly lmao

  • @Jokaanan
    @Jokaanan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Whenever someone's relative has died of an illness, do not treat them with sympathy, be ~rational~ and accuse them of murder" - Charlie

  • @caruizalfaro
    @caruizalfaro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I saw the title and for a moment got worried about "Officer Greg: The Movie"

    • @crunchy_crop
      @crunchy_crop 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If the Officer Greg cinematic masterpiece got cancelled I don't know what I'd do

  • @abimorelikeapee
    @abimorelikeapee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    girl: why should i respect you? because you're a human being with genuine emotions who doesn't deserve this unnecessary harassment?
    woman: no because sarah died

    • @testedhawk
      @testedhawk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *What a shame*

    • @Silberkreuz
      @Silberkreuz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      understandable, have a nice day

    • @dhgmrz17
      @dhgmrz17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Saying that if she was just random woman with no family, the girl wouldn't have felt bad about throwing rocks. I really think it would have been better if the girl just threw a larger rock and accidentally injured the woman or broke her window because that's a much more plausible scenario.

    • @Alyakismydutchname
      @Alyakismydutchname 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dhgmrz17 Also, I was wondering why the girl went in to some strange woman's house in the first place. The woman could have been a predator or child trafficker or a serial killer. Who knows?! I understand that the girl's mom left her there to clean up the mess she made, but the mess was outside so she didn't even need to be in there unless she needed to get some water or use the bathroom or something.
      The whole story was weak (as most of those hypothetical videos are), but even a kid could probably see how little sense the whole situation makes.

    • @dhgmrz17
      @dhgmrz17 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Alyakismydutchname Imo, the girl really wouldn't be to blame in that scenario, since the mother leaving her child at a stranger's house is bad parenting, punishment or not. The mother should have stayed if she was going to have her daughter do more than just apologize.

  • @xtremer2642
    @xtremer2642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jesus, our lord and savour is coming back. Spread this word. Spread the gospel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @dai-hi-kyua8991
    @dai-hi-kyua8991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Charlie: "Fair Warning, just because you're struggling it doesn't mean you are going to be successful. Take it with a grain of salt."
    Lol!! Charlie that's so true!!!

    • @shgds
      @shgds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HAHA! Charlie is so right!🙁😔

    • @spacelube5845
      @spacelube5845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes so relatable literally omg emoji emoji

    • @shgds
      @shgds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@spacelube5845 affirmative very same concrete image image

    • @muxmastermann666
      @muxmastermann666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im so bad at english when i watched the video i thought he said "take it with a grand assault"

  • @creamiipeachii
    @creamiipeachii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    “Everyone Has Regrets”
    The art colleges that rejected Hitler: *yes*

    • @angularsaxophone5820
      @angularsaxophone5820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @kon that's how Hitler died

    • @paganmin8124
      @paganmin8124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@angularsaxophone5820 yeah my grandfather was so brave he took out Hitler single Handley where's his statue?☹️

    • @xxxEarthEliafairyxxx
      @xxxEarthEliafairyxxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@paganmin8124 cap

    • @Cornnelius00
      @Cornnelius00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I showed them.

    • @vijaysabarish9600
      @vijaysabarish9600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@paganmin8124 damn bro you grandfather is a great hero there should be a great statue built for him in every country

  • @deryski2575
    @deryski2575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    “Dad abandons wife and son.” What a way to start off the vid

  • @The_Abaddon_69
    @The_Abaddon_69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:00 Damn Jamal grew nicely 😂

  • @nguyetphung6821
    @nguyetphung6821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    10:39
    Charlie: eh, looks like he’s having fun
    Man: immediately breaks down to tears
    😂

  • @smallbrainpodcast6727
    @smallbrainpodcast6727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    Can't believe that guy went from being a Fortnite king to a simp, all over a garbage bag

    • @cloudedCognition8
      @cloudedCognition8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      actually it was over a Wife, a Kid with dirty diapers, and the need for clean clothes. "Idolizing" someone who takes care of you and extends your genetic line seems fine.

    • @wickedwildwezt
      @wickedwildwezt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@cloudedCognition8 take a joke bro

    • @thekrusad3r290
      @thekrusad3r290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@cloudedCognition8 I bet that you are fun at parties

    • @christhompson4950
      @christhompson4950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cloudedCognition8 you sound interesting

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@cloudedCognition8 Having someone take care of you while being fully grown is pretty damn pathetic though

  • @thefastestricefarmerinthee8274
    @thefastestricefarmerinthee8274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    not me, charlie, rice farming is my passion

  • @ennioberto2706
    @ennioberto2706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    " If someone's absent during your struggle, then don't let them be part of your success."
    Great words spoken right there.

  • @DEANMURPHY
    @DEANMURPHY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "A man fell into a river in lego city; he lives to regret his decision" coming up next

    • @mc3183
      @mc3183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HEY

  • @collin-theonlyandone2299
    @collin-theonlyandone2299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Dhar Mann video starter pack:
    - Main character is a total d*ck. At the end, either he/she apologies or gets their punishment
    - "What happens next will shock you" No it doesn't
    -"We're not just telling stories, we're changing lives!"
    -Friend/relative happens to be in the same exact situation
    - "You see"... followed by an emotional flashback and backstory
    -short and common sense life lesson quote at the end
    This type of formula is why Dhar Mann's videos are emotional, poetic and thematic on a level that I cannot fully appreciate

    • @complimentbot7015
      @complimentbot7015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Great comment!

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      -Don't forget hired some strangers that you just met and forced them to do acting in your videos and make them think they're gonna get the Oscars for their "acting"
      -Make the simple story to be more complicated! Like that grandma who missed the parking spot, she can find another spot instead wasting her time giving those couple the lesson.
      -Make sure you have people in color when you make a video about racism.
      -Also, advertise your posts in Facebook and make it to ad because I've always seen this guy's post in my Facebook sometimes. (I'm not very often to visit my Facebook, but I've always seen this guy's video when I look it up)

    • @typeviicu-boat3616
      @typeviicu-boat3616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What about "he/she lives to regret that decision"

    • @iangavino4049
      @iangavino4049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A man tries to comment about Dhar Mann's videos lives to regret that decision

    • @aryanshrivastava5613
      @aryanshrivastava5613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      -The exact same script but with different actors

  • @PodRoe.
    @PodRoe. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    That man is dressed like a gangster, mobster, SoundCloud rapper, and a business-casual man all-in-one.

  • @radenmassaidbaariq5797
    @radenmassaidbaariq5797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    A mean man kills a random person's dog,he lives to regret his decision

    • @ItsNotaPhaze
      @ItsNotaPhaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sounds like the beginning of an interesting movie :thonk:

    • @cariboudesbois9289
      @cariboudesbois9289 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doesnt seem plausible, its just a fucking dog

    • @ItsNotaPhaze
      @ItsNotaPhaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cariboudesbois9289 was just a car

    • @cariboudesbois9289
      @cariboudesbois9289 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ItsNotaPhaze yeah, its not like stealing his car and killing his dog is that much of a big deal, beside, how the hell is he supposed to get through the dozen of body guards

  • @BirdGod
    @BirdGod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    5:25 that doctor got fired. You do not disclose private information like that in public. Actually would have gotten fired

    • @axelNodvon2047
      @axelNodvon2047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I guess she regrets her decision 🤪

  • @indiumlove
    @indiumlove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    A child posted a joke on twitter; He lived _long enough_ to regret his decision.

  • @twomunch
    @twomunch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "she could've killed her daughter by not vaccinating her or something"
    i almost died😭😭😭

  • @dawg_please1165
    @dawg_please1165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Everytime he says "they live to regret there decision" it reminds me of "fills me with determination"