The moral of the story "if someone sexually harasses you and trys to get you as a minor to sleep with them just ignore the problem go win the big tournament and the next girl will turn him in for you." Beautiful Darman.
@@rahantalukder797 nop its impossible now the addiction has gone too far in now shes found new k pop people and will get mad if i even mention a word against them
So as far as I can tell, the Dhar Man formula: - Step 1: meet the biggest and most famous youtuber you idolise by pure chance - Step 2: - Step 3: Fame and success as TH-camr
@F*СК MЕ - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕhey yeah u bot. Ya see that exit over there? Yeah it's the brown door. Stay with me now, look I want you Yes you to walk out that door and never return. Sound good? It does to me
It’s genuinely scary how nearly 10 million little children who are 9-10 years old maximum subscribed to him actually believe these videos are realistic to how the world really is. Like you can always chase your dreams and they can always have a chance of working however the chance of them working is so low and little children genuinely are not going to think about how likely these dreams are to fail. They are gonna drop out of school and will think “you known what let me go find my favorite youtuber and then in one day I will have 10m+ subscribers”
The most unrealistic part of that video was the “the video goes viral and they gain hundreds of thousands of subscribers” like cone on, that never happens. They get a couple thousand at most and almost every other video they make goes unwatched damn near.
@F*СК MЕ - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕ In one simple word, "F*CK ME - CHECK MY PROFILE," the greatest philosopher of all time, summarized the reason why the universe works the way it does
TH-cam is like a gamble. If you do content that gets people's attention, you win. But if you keep making contents that are boring to most viewers or just that you don't caught their attention, then you lose
It's amazing how Dhar Mann can make an actual serious video dealing with abuse/harassment, and then make a video where the moral of the story is "being a vlogger is not cringe"
Not exactly my old chef at my old restaurant was an asshole basically I mean when he was under pressure he was. One time sum Togo cups fell on da floor and I threw them away and he got mad at me. I was like “I thought I should throw them away cuz they got dirty” and he was like “no don’t think” and he called me stupid once lol. But when he wasn’t under pressure he was kinda a funny guy
@@wetdog412 of course I'd recognize him, I remember an old lady made boomer memes out of him and I took her photos down. Take that, lady Anyways, stan hypnospace outlaw ❤️❤️
remember kids: if someone is telling you that theres no way you'll succeed in something, they are absolutely right unless there is a rich person to tell you otherwise
*Literally anything happens in Dhar Mann universe* 2sec later: Elon Musk randomly approaches at some dumpster to give an unasked for motivational speech
And gives away half of Tesla's shares to the janitor and a week later the janitor goes viral and receives hundreds of millions of subscribers on youtube and he buys a tesla model x and has a hot girlfriend
Every once in a while, Dhar Mann should drop a video that's really dark and heavy. I can see the title now, "Kid bullies dangerous Sociopath, what Sociopath does will shock you!" Or "Husband abuses wife, ending is shocking!"
I love how police in dramas always say "You have the right to remain silent" like it's a threat when it's actually some pretty good advice for the person they are arresting.
I love how in a collab with another youtuber the person that's getting bullied or whatever just happens to stumble across the famous person who unrealistically gives them a pep talk on confidence or whatever
You know even crazier than the idea that you could be appointed head chef for making one plate of burgers, is the ludicrous notion of a restaurant having a dedicated janitor. Anytime you take a job at a restaurant it doesn't matter what position you applied for, you're also a janitor now.
people saying cringe is cringe maybe i am cringe because i say cringe are cringe and think it's cringe so i am cringe but i am cringe for saying i am cringe saying the word cringe is cringe.
I like how its gone from "Don't listen to mean people, believe in yourself!" To "Rise above others and abuse your power to make those who did wrong to you suffer"
At the risk of sounding overdramatic, it's really shitty of Dhar Mann to take a serious issue such as sexual harassment and boil it down to a pre-k level morality lesson. If he actually cared about "changing lives", he would take such issues a lot more seriously
I've also noticed that the moral usually end up being something like "don't be mean to people because they might be rich and successful later" which isn't something that always happens in real life senarios. Like, what happens if you don't become super rich or famous or have some great ability? Does it mean it's still cool and good to bully/harass/assault other people?
There's also the fact that any quality of a person just gets labeled as a "superpower" or a "gift" when the quality being described just... is Being shy isn't a "gift", having no friends isn't "cool", and the next person to tell me that my autism is a "superpower" or a "different ability" will be beaten to death by me personally
Apart from that he also likes to collab with genuine scumbags. The Stokes Bros were jailed for a TH-cam prank, the Labrants and the Royalty Family are scammers and generic shitty family vlog channels, and Sniperwolf for being a shit stain and ghosts Make-A-Wish children. And then he seemingly ruins his own relationship with Cody Ko just because he ripped on a few of the videos. So much for "changing lives" from a literal fraudster
@@coolgirl3890 yeah like i don't get how hard it is to recognize it's a disability but also not treat us like broken animals at the same time because of that
Laws of the Dhar Mann universe: #69420: If you’re successful in life but you’re ever mean to someone, things henceforth will start going bad for you, and you will enter a downward spiral until your life is ruined, either immediately or over time.
Laws of the Dhar Mann universe: #42069: If you ever are constantly bullied in life, throw your favorite youtuber’s merch on the ground, this will then summon the youtuber there, they will then give a motivational speech and boom, you will become the richest and most successful person in the world.
Laws of the Dhar Mann universe #1337: If you ever do a good deed selflessly, you will either immediately or over time become immensely successful, such as being promoted to the CEO of a multi-million company.
Imagine if at the end of Napoleon Dynamite's dance a Chills-esque narrator comes out of nowhere with "the crowd goes absolutely wild. It's clear who won this student presidential election."
Idk if it’s just me, but I love how casual Charlie is in his actual videos and on his stream. He’s not over the top, no fake reactions, none of it. Just genuine commentary and thoughts. He even ends his videos by just saying “see ya...” I love you Charlie :o
10:56 Imagine if real life was like this. "You have the most subscribers, now you own TH-cam yourself" "Your game won Game of the Year, now you own the Game Awards" "You have a Guinness World Record, now you own the organization" "You have the best house, now you own the real estate agency that sold it" "You peed in someone else's house the most, now you own their house"
To be fair, I assure you that the last point is accurate. I have tried it on multiple house and no one wants to dispute my claim. Most of them would just call the cop, but that's just because they're salty that I own their property.
Honestly, if a kid at my school vlogged right outside the school with her dad and did random dances they'd get made fun of, not just by the popular kids but everyone. + having no friends would make people consider you a loser in most schools Well, obviously big D wouldn’t know these things as he’s a grown Mann.
Imagine living in Dhar man world. Every single time you do something you are INSTANTLY filled with an overwhelming sense of REGRET, and every action just spirals you down further.
What is good? Is it what we define as good? What makes good, good? How it influences us? Poison ivy doesn’t affect animals but it does affect us, does that make it bad just because of the way it evolved? The word good has such a narrow amount of application that it’s almost a buzzword at this point. ‘The good guys, the bad guys’. There is no good or bad, there is only coom.
As a tennis player who has been playing for more than 8 years her serve form made me cringe so hard. Looks like a little kid who just picked up a racket
As a professional competitive tennis player, yes, i can confirm it's not "what you know" but "who you know". Mastering how to do a decent swing volley? Nah, f*ck that. I know someone who has a cousin that has a wicked jumping back hand.
It’s so ironic that in the faze rug vid they both are outside the same spot and throw a hoodie on the ground, and the youtube just magically appears lmao
I cracked up when he started booing the apple laptops. The way he just immediately changed to confusion when they said apple laptops and then began questioning if they were serious by saying “Apple laptops”
7:23 He looks like he accomplished his mission on finding the ideal inheritor of the title of the "Best Family Vlogger" and he's gonna pull a Master Oogway and turn into flowers and disperse into the wind.
Lowkey expected Cole Lebrant or whatever to say "not having friends doesn't make you a loser... It makes you cool" like the being shy one. It would be hilarious seeing them try to spin not having friends as a positive.
PRO TIP LADIES, DO NOT GO TO YOUR TEACHER OR COACHES HOUSE. thats 100% on you if you go to their home. you NEVER need to do that. not even for a book, a personal object left in class, you can meet them at the school. DO NOT CHOOSE TO PUT YOURSELF IN A BAD SITUATION
@@chcikety i will always blame the person who choose to go to her teachers house knowing full well how inappropriate that is. You have to me mentally challenged to not see how dangerous that is. And in that case you need an aide to watch over you. Id never go to my coaches house at night alone because i dont want to be raped. If other women cannot think that aswell, they must accept the consequences. So i try to tell women AVOID THE SITUATION ALL TOGETHER
6:14 Matpat simultaneously whipped and Nae Nae'd, based off the internet's reaction, there was no doubt who the greatest war criminal was. The video ends up going viral, Matpat could not believe it. "I've never met anyone more cringe"-a random redditor who never actually met him
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If you ever have problems with bullies, you just need to stumble into Cole Labrant and he'll give you a camera. Solid life advice.
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@@riskyy2657 didn't ask
@@riskyy2657 self promo is cringe
@@its_a_me_kasean6242 agree
@@its_a_me_kasean6242 Nah man, you should not sacrifice your freedom for some losers, it’s better just to suicide them. Be smart, not impulsive.
The moral of the story "if someone sexually harasses you and trys to get you as a minor to sleep with them just ignore the problem go win the big tournament and the next girl will turn him in for you." Beautiful Darman.
Idk who that Cole guy is but I'm assuming you're referring to some real shit he was involved in?
@@oftheHowl no hes referring to the tennis video shown at the start
@@oftheHowl as far as I know the Cole dude hasn’t done anything to bad
@@bigs3291 he has he was in a Dhar mann video
@@Reverse_Goat Your not wrong lol
I love how in every collab they always throw down the youtubers merch and the youtuber just appears
Its an ancient summoning ritual
@@thisSh1tHard idk why that was funnier than it should’ve been
The genie and the Dhar Mann
thanks to dhar mann i could summon my favorite youtuber by being in a shitty mood and throw down their merch
Cheatcode for summoning TH-camrs
As a tennis player, I can confirm that if you want any success in tennis you need a Larry in your life.
Living like larry flashbacks
If you need a rapey coach to play tennis I don't want it
@@cornnflaekk675 nah, its just got to be a guy named Larry, probably doesn't even need to be related to you playing tennis
lol
Seriously?? But what if ur just really good at tennis lol
It’s a red flag if your kid unironically likes family channels
@@dont4150 i won't cool but sorta unoriginal
th-cam.com/video/sXwaRjU7Tj0/w-d-xo.html
XD
My sis watches stupid amongus minecraft and bts all day 😔
@@dhruvavikas1632 amongus and minecraft is just passable as ok, but bts, no. Just no. Stop your sister before it's too late.
@@rahantalukder797 nop its impossible now the addiction has gone too far in now shes found new k pop people and will get mad if i even mention a word against them
Dislikes are the 45 background actors hired to watch the tennis match until the director said “nah, 12 is fine.”
Hello verified
c h o c o l a t e r a i n
i move away from the mic to breathe in
holy shit its tay your channel is absolute nostalgia
Omg a living legend entered the chat
So as far as I can tell, the Dhar Man formula:
- Step 1: meet the biggest and most famous youtuber you idolise by pure chance
- Step 2:
- Step 3: Fame and success as TH-camr
Ah yes *seems legit*
@F*СК MЕ - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕhey yeah u bot. Ya see that exit over there? Yeah it's the brown door. Stay with me now, look I want you Yes you to walk out that door and never return. Sound good? It does to me
The weird thing is why are they walking in front of a school don't they have a car something
It’s genuinely scary how nearly 10 million little children who are 9-10 years old maximum subscribed to him actually believe these videos are realistic to how the world really is. Like you can always chase your dreams and they can always have a chance of working however the chance of them working is so low and little children genuinely are not going to think about how likely these dreams are to fail. They are gonna drop out of school and will think “you known what let me go find my favorite youtuber and then in one day I will have 10m+ subscribers”
@@tornn8847 Im pretty sure the only people who are subbed to him are middle aged moms thinking the videos are masterpieces
The most unrealistic part of that video was the “the video goes viral and they gain hundreds of thousands of subscribers” like cone on, that never happens. They get a couple thousand at most and almost every other video they make goes unwatched damn near.
Yeah I agree with you
@F*СК MЕ - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕ In one simple word, "F*CK ME - CHECK MY PROFILE," the greatest philosopher of all time, summarized the reason why the universe works the way it does
I'm pretty sure it goes by "in a perfect world" logic, and TH-cam is pretty much the opposite.
TH-cam is like a gamble. If you do content that gets people's attention, you win. But if you keep making contents that are boring to most viewers or just that you don't caught their attention, then you lose
Right. Hell i made only 100+ subs...and it took years because i dont make videos lmao
I can no longer hear the words "You see..." without bracing myself for an eye-opening, humbling life lesson.
It's amazing how Dhar Mann can make an actual serious video dealing with abuse/harassment, and then make a video where the moral of the story is "being a vlogger is not cringe"
That abuse harassment video didn’t even scratch the surface of things though, and he barely makes them so its even worse
The moral of that story is to just win some tournament not even report it to authorities
@@dhruvavikas1632 that sounds trash
The disappointment on Charlie’s face when they brought out the laptop was just priceless
Zakaria and
Video
I mean a ps5 is rarer than diamonds,i'm surprised thay got them for the last 2 videos
Can't you just sell the lap top, buy a ps5 and still have money?
“If you have an Apple Computer, take that shit back before the FBI arrests you for being a fucking dumbass!”
- Late Night Dub Fight
imagine the absolute horror that would be living in the Dhar Mann Universe
Nice pfp fren
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Please god no.
@@riskyy2657 just... no...
I’m convinced no one actually watches Dhar Mann videos for their intended purpose
I apologise that you share your name with the man in this video
@@ohareair552 Hello kind sir.
@@ohareair552 it’s fine
Go to his comment sections lmao
@@anapple1220 greetings to you, too
The most unrealistic part of this is the way the chef is rude to the janitor. Everyone in restaurants helps each other out, it's like a family.
Ikr?? My mom used to work at a restaurant and you're right
Not exactly my old chef at my old restaurant was an asshole basically I mean when he was under pressure he was. One time sum Togo cups fell on da floor and I threw them away and he got mad at me. I was like “I thought I should throw them away cuz they got dirty” and he was like “no don’t think” and he called me stupid once lol. But when he wasn’t under pressure he was kinda a funny guy
Not every restaurant is the same.
for family
they need to talk to dom teretto and get advide about family
3:00 Love how Charlie was cheering there, then he just instantly lost all happiness when the Apple laptop were shown
Absolutely priceless reaction and very relatable
“BOOoo”
I was really expecting Cole Labrant to say that not having friends is a superpower.
Is that the fish from hypnospace outlaw
Taliyah It is! I can’t believe someone actually recognizes that
@@wetdog412 of course I'd recognize him, I remember an old lady made boomer memes out of him and I took her photos down. Take that, lady
Anyways, stan hypnospace outlaw ❤️❤️
of all people he would know
lol
If Tik-Tok dancing can win you a talent show I would be losing my faith in humanity
I’m pretty sure the aliens would invade and kill us all when Tik Tok dances would win you a talent show
@@minisuman4011 Nah aliens would leave
It's not that unrealistic. I mean, apparently you get invited to Fallon because of Tik Tok dances, so...
You should've lost faith years ago bro 🤣
Humanity has been going downhill for a long time already.
@@mirabella2154 Holy fuck I can't believe that. I'm losing my faith to humanity.
I want a Dhar Mann where everyone isn't massively successful. Like, someone just fails. That's a good life lesson.
That would be a Larr Man.
"They Bullied him in School, so he Shot it up."
~ Larr Man.
Were not changing stories.
@@toaacentral3366 “We’re not changing stories, we’re ending lives”
Lmao the replies
"Hey Larr Mann fam, if you enjoyed that video of a school shooting, then there's something wrong with you"
@@stwx6220 lmao
The most unbelievable thing is that in the Dhar Mann Universe, TH-camrs actually leave their houses.
remember kids: if someone is telling you that theres no way you'll succeed in something, they are absolutely right unless there is a rich person to tell you otherwise
This is the true lesson of all lessons.
Thanks to Dhar Mann, I’ve learned that being shy is a superpower and that not having friends doesn’t make you a loser.
thanks dharr man, d
To be fair not having friends is a choice by some...I personally can't stand most people so I'd rather be left alone
@@torstenw5723 k
From
@@torstenw5723 haha 😂.
Charlie: "Does he have the taste buds of a child?"
Five seconds later: "ewww is that lettuce?!"
@F*СК MЕ - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕ Get out
@F*СК MЕ - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕ Get out
C’mon man!
@F*СК MЕ - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕ yeah come on dude!!
Me: *remembers his lettuce is a lie video*
*Literally anything happens in Dhar Mann universe*
2sec later: Elon Musk randomly approaches at some dumpster to give an unasked for motivational speech
Lmao
Tennis
PLEASE SIGN THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR ME TO INVADE YOUR PRIVACY
And gives away half of Tesla's shares to the janitor and a week later the janitor goes viral and receives hundreds of millions of subscribers on youtube and he buys a tesla model x and has a hot girlfriend
@Julo Micha I should do that maybe I'll summon Mr Beast
😂
Every once in a while, Dhar Mann should drop a video that's really dark and heavy. I can see the title now, "Kid bullies dangerous Sociopath, what Sociopath does will shock you!" Or "Husband abuses wife, ending is shocking!"
That would honestly make me respect him a little bit.
For sure!
Austrian rejected from art school, what happens next is SHOCKING
Demons kill bunny rabbit. What happens next will shock you!
American general betrays Task Force 141, instantly regrets it
dhar mann probably finds the worst actors known to cinematic history
Unknown*
@Heelvon You said it, Heelvon.
They act so dramatic and serious they think it looks real
Yeah, it would be better if they were more casual and not so dramatic aaaaaaaaaaa it’s so cringe
@@BudgetFilms5714 ye ye right
Dad and daughter: Does a cringy dance
*"The crowd goes wild"*
Also why are the bullies dressed like jocks from a fuckin 50's high school
Darn did that chef looks like Ethan Klein or what
@Wrestling Elite Highlights 228922
@Wrestling Elite Highlights bro same
@@iwasted3namechangeshelp452 are these nhentai numbers
There is nothing wrong with a little cringe on the side
Ok
Wait did your comment just change?
@@exotic1405
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@@exotic1405 no
Charlie is the only person who does not have the ability to be cringe
Discount jesus christ will never be cringe even if he wants to
Stfu stop tryna get likes
@@crystianvelasquez6262 That is literally the reason people comment 🤡
Professor Xangus You have a fear of fucking lettuce
U just want easy likes...
I love how police in dramas always say "You have the right to remain silent" like it's a threat when it's actually some pretty good advice for the person they are arresting.
I've always found that kinda funny
They have to read you the rights if they don’t you can say that in court
Best to just shut up and if they think your drunk driving they only use the breathalyzer if you do the walking test you might mess up and go to jail
@@WeeinehutJR Sounds like you have a lot of experience
cops are figures of aggression. they'd love not to say it
Person: *wins 1 tournament*
College Scholarships: Allow me to introduce myself
I'm shaking and crying rn, how could a youtube channel have such a strong message?
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@@riskyy2657 didn't ask
@@riskyy2657 self promo is cringe
wtf lol
The title of this video is basically Chalie's life story. so sad
What a burn🔥🔥
He's like a father to me you're right.
@@arthurmorgan2026 like papa flammy
@@gergelymann8636 nah he's nothing to me. Making fun of pa
@@arthurmorgan2026 I thought you were dead?
''Cooking is just cleaning for the soul''
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@@riskyy2657 didn't ask
@@riskyy2657 self promo is cringe
Confused noises
I love how in a collab with another youtuber the person that's getting bullied or whatever just happens to stumble across the famous person who unrealistically gives them a pep talk on confidence or whatever
and don't forget the equipment s/he gives them XD camera, laptop...
You know even crazier than the idea that you could be appointed head chef for making one plate of burgers, is the ludicrous notion of a restaurant having a dedicated janitor. Anytime you take a job at a restaurant it doesn't matter what position you applied for, you're also a janitor now.
The word cringe became the very thing that it was supposed to destroy
How so
Why is this true
people saying cringe is cringe maybe i am cringe because i say cringe are cringe and think it's cringe so i am cringe but i am cringe for saying i am cringe saying the word cringe is cringe.
@@Ok-xi5xe I hade a cringe-filled stroke reading what you wrote
@@Ok-xi5xe Sometimes, you gotta play the fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you
I like to imagine all these TH-camrs collaborating with Dharman are just walking in circles in universe until someone interrupts their walk path
Npc
Adults really do be acting like teenagers in dharman’s cinematic universe. Teenagers don’t even act like teenagers these days lmao.
Teenagers actually act like teenagers when they don't think they act like teenagers
@@bigt7706 lmao tru that
"teenagers don't even act like teenagers these days" Uhh my guy have you seen tiktok??
@@bigt7706 ouch, remind me of my blunder years.
DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTUREEE
I like how its gone from "Don't listen to mean people, believe in yourself!" To "Rise above others and abuse your power to make those who did wrong to you suffer"
"The crowd gave them a standing ovation and then asked when the masked singer would be coming out."
The disappointment in Charlie's face when the giveaway wasn't a PS5 was priceless
watching larry get arrested was the best thing ever
spoiler alert?
You damn phuking right
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Don’t listen to both the people above me
At the risk of sounding overdramatic, it's really shitty of Dhar Mann to take a serious issue such as sexual harassment and boil it down to a pre-k level morality lesson. If he actually cared about "changing lives", he would take such issues a lot more seriously
I've also noticed that the moral usually end up being something like "don't be mean to people because they might be rich and successful later" which isn't something that always happens in real life senarios. Like, what happens if you don't become super rich or famous or have some great ability? Does it mean it's still cool and good to bully/harass/assault other people?
There's also the fact that any quality of a person just gets labeled as a "superpower" or a "gift" when the quality being described just... is
Being shy isn't a "gift", having no friends isn't "cool", and the next person to tell me that my autism is a "superpower" or a "different ability" will be beaten to death by me personally
@@Chicag-no you, you get me. Nothing pisses me off more when a neurotypical says it isn't a disability, it's a different ability.
Apart from that he also likes to collab with genuine scumbags. The Stokes Bros were jailed for a TH-cam prank, the Labrants and the Royalty Family are scammers and generic shitty family vlog channels, and Sniperwolf for being a shit stain and ghosts Make-A-Wish children.
And then he seemingly ruins his own relationship with Cody Ko just because he ripped on a few of the videos.
So much for "changing lives" from a literal fraudster
@@coolgirl3890 yeah like i don't get how hard it is to recognize it's a disability but also not treat us like broken animals at the same time because of that
The dr. disrespect line didn't age well....
I was thinking the same thing
I went to the newest comments immediately
Fr
At firsst i tought this vid was somehow made a month ago
uhhh not really? it doesn’t relate to minors at all and he did film the bathroom at twitch con
Charlie’s reaction at 2:50 (and throughout that little section) makes me laugh like a giddy little boy every single time, I swear.
Laws of the Dhar Mann universe: #69420: If you’re successful in life but you’re ever mean to someone, things henceforth will start going bad for you, and you will enter a downward spiral until your life is ruined, either immediately or over time.
Laws of the Dhar Mann universe: #42069: If you ever are constantly bullied in life, throw your favorite youtuber’s merch on the ground, this will then summon the youtuber there, they will then give a motivational speech and boom, you will become the richest and most successful person in the world.
Rule 1 being shy is a superpower
@@whydoiexist2180 yes
Laws of the Dhar Mann universe #1337: If you ever do a good deed selflessly, you will either immediately or over time become immensely successful, such as being promoted to the CEO of a multi-million company.
@@Moz31 that should be rule 101
Imagine if at the end of Napoleon Dynamite's dance a Chills-esque narrator comes out of nowhere with "the crowd goes absolutely wild. It's clear who won this student presidential election."
Don’t you dare ruin a magnificent scene in a brilliant movie!
@@LukeLikesToDraw Someone's gotta do it.
LMFAOO
Charlie is one of the only TH-camrs that will make me sit here and watch videos like this.
Noice
Who knew his Dr. Disrespect comment would be so true
it’s one of those comments that is slow cooked over time
Idk if it’s just me, but I love how casual Charlie is in his actual videos and on his stream. He’s not over the top, no fake reactions, none of it. Just genuine commentary and thoughts. He even ends his videos by just saying “see ya...” I love you Charlie :o
10:56 Imagine if real life was like this.
"You have the most subscribers, now you own TH-cam yourself"
"Your game won Game of the Year, now you own the Game Awards"
"You have a Guinness World Record, now you own the organization"
"You have the best house, now you own the real estate agency that sold it"
"You peed in someone else's house the most, now you own their house"
You decide to donate 1 dollar, now you are a simp
"You peed in someone else's house the most, now you own their house"
Dog logic
To be fair, I assure you that the last point is accurate. I have tried it on multiple house and no one wants to dispute my claim. Most of them would just call the cop, but that's just because they're salty that I own their property.
@Rj Jaman Islam great to hear
@Rj Jaman Islam no
props to the Dhar Mann team, they really called him “Larry Hassler”
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@@riskyy2657 shut
@@riskyy2657 shut up
@@riskyy2657 didn't ask
@@riskyy2657 self promo is cringe
Man breathes air and lives to regret it
Seceretly Charlie is deeply touched by these videos and he just plays it off so he doesn’t appear sensitive
The disappointment and disgust when they weren't giving PS5s
Honestly, if a kid at my school vlogged right outside the school with her dad and did random dances they'd get made fun of, not just by the popular kids but everyone.
+ having no friends would make people consider you a loser in most schools
Well, obviously big D wouldn’t know these things as he’s a grown Mann.
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@@riskyy2657self promo is cringe
@@riskyy2657 didn’t ask
@@generalv.1891 I did 😡😡😡😤😤
Hehe he got the Mann in there
0:20 "Why is this so hard?!"
Larry: "not sure why but I'll show you what's hard"
Dang so was he arrested for child grooming?
@@commanderleo Oh my God, please seek help.
@@uchiuzu23 hes not lying...
Imagine living in Dhar man world. Every single time you do something you are INSTANTLY filled with an overwhelming sense of REGRET, and every action just spirals you down further.
Unless you're rich, then you're the best human being in the galaxy.
Dude made a damn slider and got promoted to head chef 🤦🏿♂️
Yup, that's how the dhar Mann universe works
@@calerail9558that’s how Mannfia works
8:33 they shamelessly ripped ratatouille smh
These video descriptions are phenomenal and should be appreciated more often
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@@riskyy2657 self promo is cringe
@@riskyy2657 didn’t ask
"Not having friends doesn't make you a loser" awww, thanks Dhar Mann
It makes u a mistake
@@rordongamsey3057 And a loser
Not having friends is a superpower
Thanks Dhar Mann now I can justify my inability to socialize and develop as an adult.
And the good guy prevails once again.
What is good? Is it what we define as good? What makes good, good? How it influences us? Poison ivy doesn’t affect animals but it does affect us, does that make it bad just because of the way it evolved? The word good has such a narrow amount of application that it’s almost a buzzword at this point. ‘The good guys, the bad guys’. There is no good or bad, there is only coom.
@@tigertoxins584 tennis
Ok
@@tigertoxins584 amogus
@@tigertoxins584 sus😳
As a tennis player who has been playing for more than 8 years her serve form made me cringe so hard. Looks like a little kid who just picked up a racket
hey could you beat someone to death with a tennis racket
11:21 Woah a Darr Mann protagonist that actually roasts the antagonist? Impossible
At least unlike previously the second video with the cringe dad doesn't have a shirt dedicated to it with "being cringe is a superpower"
I imagine Dhar Mann seeing Ratatouille and thinking: "I can make this two dimensional and every Charakter unlikable!"
"Humans bully rat cause he can't cook, lives to regret it"
Watching Charlie has become one of my daily routines.
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Mood
@@maximilianmusriseagain3299 ratio
@@riskyy2657 didn't ask
That final line was pure poetry. Such an elegant callback
charlie should do a collab with dharr man where he follows his dreams and joins the NBA, and the lesson is, be taller
The scary thing about every dhar Mann video is how it has millions of views
he buys fake views
Dhar Mann and Charlie have a very similar sub count, i’m starting to think there is more to this story.
@@Delotdt you get no likesss
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@@riskyy2657 didn't ask
@@riskyy2657 self promo is cringe
Tennis
As a professional competitive tennis player, yes, i can confirm it's not "what you know" but "who you know". Mastering how to do a decent swing volley? Nah, f*ck that. I know someone who has a cousin that has a wicked jumping back hand.
9:40 I need to bookmark this.
The dissapointment on Charlie’s face when they weren’t giving away ps5s 😂
Charlie's reaction to the apple laptops will never fail to make me laugh
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@@riskyy2657 didn't ask
@@riskyy2657 self promo is cringe
I laughed, when he said booooo
I like when the mean people have an anime breakdown, like “NO!!! IMPOSSIBLE... YOU’RE JUST A JANITOR”
I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
You want easy likesss
@@Delotdt cool
All you had to do was bring me to climax CJ!
*hands u supreme jacket*...oh ! i thought u meant extra drip
cj and ryder turn around
"Take a seat coach"
"I am chris hansen"
So nice to see Charlie succeed. Been watching him since the MW2 tactics videos. I’m glad people find you as funny as I did as a kid.
Dad dancing is never to show off skill, it’s to grab attention or embarrass someone else
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@@riskyy2657 self promo is cringe
@@commanderleo yes, however I have good intentions. I use the spam to destroy the spam
Principal vs Big Larry 😳😳😳 lives to regret his decision
It’s so ironic that in the faze rug vid they both are outside the same spot and throw a hoodie on the ground, and the youtube just magically appears lmao
I swear to god youtubers are as common as grass in this universe whenever theres a collab
I cracked up when he started booing the apple laptops. The way he just immediately changed to confusion when they said apple laptops and then began questioning if they were serious by saying “Apple laptops”
7:23 He looks like he accomplished his mission on finding the ideal inheritor of the title of the "Best Family Vlogger" and he's gonna pull a Master Oogway and turn into flowers and disperse into the wind.
Bro passed on the legacy.
Lowkey expected Cole Lebrant or whatever to say "not having friends doesn't make you a loser... It makes you cool" like the being shy one. It would be hilarious seeing them try to spin not having friends as a positive.
ay nice batter pfp
@@chaoscrab ay roach dogg jr
What's next?
"Local Man Outpizzas The Hut, THE END IS SHOCKING"
“British teenager joins the army in 1914. Lives to regret it.”
"Cringe Parent becomes a TH-cam Star"
Reminds me of what happened in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules the movie.
4:27 had me rolling.! 😂
"A FLIP PHONE.?!? WTF DAD.?!??"
PRO TIP LADIES, DO NOT GO TO YOUR TEACHER OR COACHES HOUSE. thats 100% on you if you go to their home. you NEVER need to do that. not even for a book, a personal object left in class, you can meet them at the school. DO NOT CHOOSE TO PUT YOURSELF IN A BAD SITUATION
I too enjoy blaming the victim
@@chcikety i will always blame the person who choose to go to her teachers house knowing full well how inappropriate that is. You have to me mentally challenged to not see how dangerous that is. And in that case you need an aide to watch over you. Id never go to my coaches house at night alone because i dont want to be raped. If other women cannot think that aswell, they must accept the consequences. So i try to tell women AVOID THE SITUATION ALL TOGETHER
@@chcikety also, bronies like you have so little value your comment is nearly worthless, so i gave it some worth
The Janitor instantly turning corrupt with power is actually the most realistic thing to happen in a Dahr Mann video
No matter how many times we watch dhar Mann, I’ll never get over how he talks in slow motion
WHATS UP......................DHAR MANN..........................FAM
S o y o u s e e
The last story is literally just the movie Ratatouille
Your TH-cam channel somehow never gets boring.
6:14 Matpat simultaneously whipped and Nae Nae'd, based off the internet's reaction, there was no doubt who the greatest war criminal was. The video ends up going viral, Matpat could not believe it. "I've never met anyone more cringe"-a random redditor who never actually met him
Kid: “I want to watch Ratatouille.”
Mom: “we have Ratatouille at home.”
Ratatouille at home: 8:20
2:59 That comedic timing of Charlie asking for the PS5 and suddenly they whip out the apple laptops is so good
5:59
Did they...
Just use....
The SAME WORD TO RHYME?!?