Detroit Lion's Dan Campbell & Detroit Mayor Kwame M. Kilpatrick

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  • SHOW: 'The Anthony Cumia Show w Dave Landau'
    AIR DATE: January 21, 2021
    Anthony & Dave review a press conference from the new Detroit Lion's head coach Dan Campbell. They also discuss another fine upstanding Detroit citizen, former Mayor Kwame M. Kilpatrick.
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  • @Twobarpsi
    @Twobarpsi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Dave is funnier in 1 minute, than 30 years of Opie....

    • @Cowardlydabbling
      @Cowardlydabbling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      If you haven’t already, go watch opie and Anthony shows when opie is out. That show would have beaten stern eventually if they could have just kicked opie then.

    • @Twobarpsi
      @Twobarpsi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Cowardlydabbling yeah... I listened to O and A wayyyy back. I heard the whole "fucking in the cathedral" episode, live on FM. Stern "was" funny, like 35 years ago 🤦‍♂️

    • @Twobarpsi
      @Twobarpsi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Cowardlydabbling remember WOW 😃

    • @whowants2knowandwhy900
      @whowants2knowandwhy900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      FACTS!!!!! DAVE sometimes makes me think he is the spawn of a jim Norton and Anthony cumia comedy baby!!!

    • @Twobarpsi
      @Twobarpsi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@whowants2knowandwhy900 Dave = funny af

  • @chimpinabowtie6913
    @chimpinabowtie6913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    At "11 times" I was coughing up a lung... Holy shit.

  • @zacklarson2918
    @zacklarson2918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "at 8 times I'll dress up as a clown and murder young boys and burry them in crawl space"...I damn near died from laughter

  • @declined7
    @declined7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I didnt realize my quiet morning walk home from work was gonna be me waking up my neighbors for cacaling so loud.

  • @thebiowatchlist
    @thebiowatchlist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    He said, 'We're going to take your identity.'

  • @ajlambros
    @ajlambros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Nobody:
    Dan Campbell: "We're going to kneecap our opponents!"

    • @andrewfusco8580
      @andrewfusco8580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right up there with Marty Mornhenwig's "We'll take the Wind!"

  • @noyb154
    @noyb154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Please don't bite off my kneecaps.

    • @jackgrimaldi8685
      @jackgrimaldi8685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Then don't you dare knock Detroit down.
      Simple as that shit.
      Excuse the language.

  • @paulmetesh7981
    @paulmetesh7981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I thought he was about to introduce Hulk Hogan into the Ring....

    • @nelsonpineda8047
      @nelsonpineda8047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like Wwe rhyno and spearing Aaron Rodgers and Kevin Nash doing a jacknife Powerbomb Kirk cousins 😂😂😂

  • @fluffmcgirt26
    @fluffmcgirt26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Only thing missing was mean gene okerlund standing there holding the mic.

  • @Twobarpsi
    @Twobarpsi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    First! Coach sounds like Jesse The Body...😂

  • @shadescal521
    @shadescal521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Gold. I haven't ACTUALLY laughed at comedy in a while.

    • @KA-vs7nl
      @KA-vs7nl ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah i laugh at the wooden doors too. They expect people to believe it happened? Lmfao

    • @KA-vs7nl
      @KA-vs7nl ปีที่แล้ว

      And the diving team lol

  • @jackcarter9861
    @jackcarter9861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Anthony, this is one of the funniest things I've seen in my life. Running out of old O&A content, and this is top notch

  • @Medieval_Pheasant
    @Medieval_Pheasant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Dave is a master of timing and knows exactly when to add some material. Anthonys perception of the nuance balance in comedy is one of the most underrated comedy minds of all time.

  • @AJ-HawksToxicFinger
    @AJ-HawksToxicFinger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Congrats to Lions fans, you finally got yourself a real coach.
    This man is not high, this is how he is and he WILL eat your kneecaps.

    • @adambonus4320
      @adambonus4320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I live in MI. I'm excited for the guy!

    • @miketheyunggod2534
      @miketheyunggod2534 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And then they traded away their franchise QB. This was before the trade.

  • @salzburgsf49ersfan56
    @salzburgsf49ersfan56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    These guys are awesome, I haven't laughed so hard.

  • @michaelhowardrosskrh74
    @michaelhowardrosskrh74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    These 2 fkn guys get me laughing til I'm puking! Love these 2

  • @buzzkilljfk6719
    @buzzkilljfk6719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    He's going to "Head Butt" players with helmets on.

    • @williampoole1742
      @williampoole1742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And those players will all get brain hemmorages

  • @kmacadaeg7
    @kmacadaeg7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The refs will have to ask Dan Campbell for permission to throw a flag. That’s exactly what the lions need 🦁

  • @charliepaz9346
    @charliepaz9346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He reminds me of Kenny Powers from Esstbound and Down 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @1up17
    @1up17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It was like a Wrestling vignette.

  • @RadicallyFRUGAL
    @RadicallyFRUGAL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You guys are the best. I have been in a funk with new regime and collapsing economy. you make me laugh so hard I get an asthma attack LOL

  • @Ram-2112
    @Ram-2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This shit was so funny, just what the Lions need

  • @pawlpoche8736
    @pawlpoche8736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Finally a podcast that’s actually funny
    Sick humor is my cup of tea

  • @ladybabbleon
    @ladybabbleon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Lion's coach is Detroit's version of South Park's PC Principal. 😂

  • @etherdetroit1977
    @etherdetroit1977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dave knows this guy is exactly how Detroiters talk.

  • @jaytorr6701
    @jaytorr6701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    New segment for the Show. Weekly commentary on Cambells press conferences.

  • @saltynameredacted9117
    @saltynameredacted9117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    This guy is pc principal in human form.

    • @mutt9779
      @mutt9779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol he seems like a perfect character for the Dodgeball sequel lololol

    • @saltynameredacted9117
      @saltynameredacted9117 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @kevinjohnson7300
      @kevinjohnson7300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I will bite ur fucking ears off if you misgender another WOMAN!!

    • @828_Nate
      @828_Nate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I was thing the same thing. I came to the comments and was not let down! 😂

  • @tampaguy35
    @tampaguy35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He’s not on anything he’s always been like this he’s hilarious

    • @andrewfusco8580
      @andrewfusco8580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      CTE doesn't count as "on anything," but it's hardly normal.

  • @griffinjohnson3858
    @griffinjohnson3858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hilarious bit killed me from Bite his knee cap off till end lol

  • @TheDizzleHawke
    @TheDizzleHawke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Nobody:
    Coach speak: “I’m not doing coach speak.”

    • @edweer670
      @edweer670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean it is boring: we need to execute we didn't execute did I'd mention that we need to execute

  • @saucemaster5765
    @saucemaster5765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Your gonna knock is down and we’re gonna bite your kneecap off on the way up” lmao who tf says that

  • @gunkmasterflex942
    @gunkmasterflex942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This dude is the MAN!

  • @juleswinfield94
    @juleswinfield94 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This one never gets old.

  • @HendersonHinchfinch
    @HendersonHinchfinch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the first Cumia clip I’ve listened to in years. Pretty funny actually

  • @joerhea5785
    @joerhea5785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Could the 1 thumbs down be Opie?

  • @anthonycastelluci9225
    @anthonycastelluci9225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sounds like he watches Kung Fu movies when he writes football plays.

  • @systemicsystems336
    @systemicsystems336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Finally looking forward to next season. Good job Martha!

  • @user-hd3uy6eg2v
    @user-hd3uy6eg2v 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    To come back to this after their good ass year 😂😅 he came a long way

  • @papersplease
    @papersplease 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I'm not going to give you any coach talk"
    Gives coach talk.

    • @Thrashman-ye4cf
      @Thrashman-ye4cf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He meant coach talk as in boasting to the fans about how many wins they’re going to have

  • @amerz2477
    @amerz2477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    At 12 times....thats a dozen...hahahahaha

  • @pratical_indifference
    @pratical_indifference 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm laughing so hard my neighbor probably thinks I finally snapped.

  • @robotsaysbeebooboop
    @robotsaysbeebooboop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He sounded like a roided out Chip Chipperson "fawk yeah, 'scuse my language we're biting kneecapsth tsss tsss"

  • @nate.t1739
    @nate.t1739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Beat writer: what do you think about your team's lack of enthusiasm?
    Coach: we're busting kneecaps brother!

  • @TemptressMoon
    @TemptressMoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He does know he’s not coaching real 🦁s right. Biting knee caps 😂

  • @jaytorr6701
    @jaytorr6701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This was fucking hilarious. Ant is so funny.

  • @jaredsandvold
    @jaredsandvold 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Laughed my balls off at number 10

  • @JayRodMiNi
    @JayRodMiNi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This made me cry laughing

  • @donaldburns4462
    @donaldburns4462 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys are nuts love it!!!

  • @andrewfusco8580
    @andrewfusco8580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Can we just take a minute and applaud the Lions for hiring someone from the underrepresented CTE Community? Now if the rest of the NFL could embrace Down Syndrome, maybe my Cowboys can be a winning team again.

  • @sleezyastheocean
    @sleezyastheocean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don't know why they're roasting this guy. He is great.

  • @klompsauce
    @klompsauce ปีที่แล้ว

    7:10 THERE IT IS AGAIN, KAREN!!!!!!
    😂😂😂

  • @griffinjohnson3858
    @griffinjohnson3858 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Were gonna bite a knee cap off lol omg

  • @GIJose
    @GIJose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Heard on the radio, actual radio you were moving to SC. You'll like it down here. After the Army I knew I wanted to move off LI. See ya at the range.

  • @breakingpointrecords
    @breakingpointrecords 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This sounds like a doug stanhope bit😂

  • @ski5150
    @ski5150 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hmmm, so does this mean when the field goal unit is called, they will show up :56 minutes later, like the police do when called?

  • @theoutlaw9043
    @theoutlaw9043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    From Detroit. Kwame. Detroit's Suge Knight lol

  • @FryingTiger
    @FryingTiger 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dan Campbell reminds me of my Dad on Friday night in the 90s.

  • @virginiasingler3985
    @virginiasingler3985 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is Ant and Dave at their best. I miss it.

  • @Gab3torres
    @Gab3torres 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Would of loved to hear chip chipperson take on the 13th time the lions get knocked down 😂

  • @capsman09
    @capsman09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Anyone remember Adam Gase's Press Conference?

  • @powwowtv282
    @powwowtv282 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    He reminds of Ronnie Earnhardt from “Observe and Report”

  • @iketinknocker5033
    @iketinknocker5033 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣🤣🤣....Wonderful bit....

  • @Roughneck8
    @Roughneck8 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dang, y'all were probably the last major platform to mention Screech while he was still here.

  • @jamesmurray3889
    @jamesmurray3889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Kwame. The city of Detroit couldn't even afford lightbulbs for streetlights and the day he took office he ordered a fleet of bullet proof SUVs so he could have a motorcade drive him everywhere. Detroit africans loved him. Don't hate the playa!

  • @joshualong8056
    @joshualong8056 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the funniest things I've ever seen

  • @Tony-Gunk
    @Tony-Gunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    you know that coach is dropping unprovoked n b o m b s in the locker room with zero discretion

    • @noyb154
      @noyb154 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i suspect that's more common in your group of friends, kek boy

  • @cegksbfriendz9556
    @cegksbfriendz9556 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Well this aged well

  • @brandonzimmer9157
    @brandonzimmer9157 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best fucking bit ever holy ass

  • @yasera.b3502
    @yasera.b3502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    .excuse my fucking language 🤣🤣🤣

  • @klarry7
    @klarry7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a lions fan I loved it

  • @camreese
    @camreese ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Greatest coach in Detroit history

  • @NiRaSis
    @NiRaSis 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im new to this show, where is it recorded?

  • @TheGervasi1985
    @TheGervasi1985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    MC/DC GO LIONS

  • @bodybuildingABC
    @bodybuildingABC 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:13 was a bad time to take a sip of water. i should have known better

  • @marshboii
    @marshboii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey Ant or whoever reads this from TACS, Anthony should start making gun videos. We know hes super into guns, just like most of us ( his fans ) we would love to see that gun room/panic room he used to always talk about, or gun range videos, its smart content wise and also like marketing wise, we love the 2nd amendment, an we know Ant does too, but since O&A he never talks about guns anymore, or what hes been up too, how he conceal carries, thats a market you guys havnt entered yet! an maybe when he goes to SC, he can make backyard videos of him shooting an explaining whats what. ( think about it fellas, content wise, deff grow your audience too , an us old school o&a gun lovers would enjoy this too )

  • @theoutlaw9043
    @theoutlaw9043 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo Dave. Local Detroiter. Had tix to c u comedy castle but covid cancelled it. I bought John Heffron tix. Now I c u got a comedy date. Looking forward to it. Buying tix now me n my wife. Hope to have meet n greet. Anthony is the shiz! For years. Wish he was comin

  • @brennanj7843
    @brennanj7843 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Darrel Bevell couldn’t keep the job? Haha

  • @reneebear6957
    @reneebear6957 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love Dave

  • @okaykaykay7799
    @okaykaykay7799 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    thats some real media coverage how we like it

  • @calvins1837
    @calvins1837 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Presseses conferencesess?

  • @fmekhitarian
    @fmekhitarian 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hilarious !!

  • @whiteprivilege2665
    @whiteprivilege2665 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dan Campbell looks Jeff bridges brother who drinks Miller light and has a bench press next to his Red 1990 Chevrolet Corvette

  • @i2su405
    @i2su405 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Opie* “ ok now Matt from Texas “ 😞

  • @paulmetesh7981
    @paulmetesh7981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Atleast he's focused .....😵

  • @treschkavanaswegen4489
    @treschkavanaswegen4489 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dave is hilarious.

  • @ManicksChannel
    @ManicksChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where's the stuttering comic segment with Andrew Gold?

  • @governorriffraff7601
    @governorriffraff7601 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hilarious I love this Coach. I'm ready to bite a kneecap after getting tackled

  • @caveatemp
    @caveatemp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Masters of one-upmanship hyperbole. Extemporaneous comedic genius.

  • @Funnydego
    @Funnydego 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tonya Harding signed as defensive coordinator.

  • @paulgardner5079
    @paulgardner5079 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    as a lions fan , I approve

  • @jameswight7321
    @jameswight7321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    knock us down 13 times and, well, congratulations

  • @salzburgsf49ersfan56
    @salzburgsf49ersfan56 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine the lion's start the season 0-8😂😂😜😜

  • @tomstarcevich1147
    @tomstarcevich1147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The lion's 🦁 will definitely be in last place again in 2021 👍🤣

  • @atombomb31458
    @atombomb31458 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    hahahaha!!!!

  • @pjl_007
    @pjl_007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Almost sounds like an in-shape meathead Matt Foley

    • @renardfox328
      @renardfox328 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "If you don't shape up soon and win some games, you're gunna find yourself living... IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!"

  • @pleconation840
    @pleconation840 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I fucking love you guys

  • @islamisalami2226
    @islamisalami2226 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Opie is a comic legend

  • @robertphillips7940
    @robertphillips7940 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Witness protection voice

  • @davidkunkle3262
    @davidkunkle3262 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This reminds me of the knight on Monty Python that got all of his limbs chopped off and was still talking shit

  • @christophermirkovich7290
    @christophermirkovich7290 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can smell Dave's cologne