@@APAL880 Neither are scams. I don't think there would many home owners if everyone had to buy with a lump sum. And in the reverse, say you're an old person with a fixed income, it makes sense to supplement that income with a reverse mortgage, rather than to have to sell your house for a lump sum and be forced to rent for an unpredictable amount of time. No one forces anyone to use financial tools, and legally all obligations and risks are explained. The ability in general to borrow and lend money securely and at predictable interest rates is what built the US into a superpower.
@@andychow5509 For some reason this popped up on my TH-cam. Reverse mortgages are not a scam. My grandma had no assets and needed it to live. It was her only source of money. I encouraged her to do it and it was a good decision. I don't even remotely get the objection.
"Do you want some extra cash for Pall Malls and Scratch Off lottery tickets while also leaving your children nothing? Well have I got good news for you." - Tom Selleck; multiple rodeo goer
No joke, when I see people playing the lotto, I always say to myself “you deserve to be poor”. Because they’re pissing money they need to advance on a .01% chance at maybe winning it big. And people who win the lotto usually end up dead.
you'd think he has enough $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ that he wouldn't need to shill for this scam but..if there's cash to be made using a famous person will do better to scam the masses then not... I"m Tom Selleck for shiny/slippery bathroom tiles, would I ask you to install those in your home if I thought you'd slip fall and break a hip? nah.....
Anthony is spot on with the Fox News ads. I've lost count of how many times Rosland Capital has urged me to buy gold and buy a Passover meal for a Holocaust survivor in Europe.
Here’s a $10k loan on your home that you’ve got $150k of equity in, and don’t read the fine print that says we can sell your house when you die to an investor we know for $150k under value.
I'm in the mortgage industry and crack up every time I see this commercial. "When you leave your home," is a euphemism for, "when granny kicks the bucket..."
Drew - are you saying "when you leave your home" doesn't mean when Gran goes for an Alaskan cruise before she does a year of volunteer work at an orphanage in Rwanda or when Pap buys a smaller house with an attached shop so he can restore Super Sport Chevelles?
My mom was on a reverse mortgage and when she passed the bank gave us sixty days "to get the fuck out!" ...then the wolves start scratching on the front door...
Anthony will always be one of the greats in radio and comedy! I'm pretty sure anthony would have been an all time comedian if he would have gotten into comedy.
And when you get to the end of the series you find out that the guy who was his butler the whole time "Higgins" was really Robin the Billionaire. So a Billionaire let Magnum live in his house while he served him for 8 seasons! - edited spelling mistake thanks JV
@@BrianCronmiller if you actually watched older episodes it absolutely was not Higgins. Robin Masters literally is in episodes just not his face. Nor did the end of the series confirm it. It was just anecdotal.
this is nothing! if you like this, every episode of Cumia and Landau is pretty much must see!! For less than 10 bucks, try out a subscription for a month and see if you like it for the long haul. funny i have a sub, and still check out the youtube channel for stuff i may have missed!! and all the other shows are fantastic as well.. In Hot Water, East Side Dave, TBD, Mornin!!! Nightshade... too many to mention.
My Grandmother (RIP 2012), absolutely adored Tom Selleck. She had an 8"×10" photo of him from like 1978 with that backdrop that made it look like it was his elementary school class photo on her desk in her office. She passed away silently sitting next to me in her recliner watching reruns of Magnum PI I had bought her for her birthday on DVD.
I always see this commercial and think how condescending he talks throughout the entire commercial. From the very first line " this isn't my first rodeo...".
My mother got very little money for a 800k house. My sister sold it and made 3k after paying the bank off.one statement said 10k withdrawal,8k interest and 28 k fees.wtf! Wells fargo!
The only time I could see that a reverse mortgage...might...be something worth considering is if you really are completely alone and have no family or friends and realize the state is going to get everything when you die anyway. Sure then why the hell not get a check for your homes value and live it up your last few years, not like it matters at that point who gets your home when you die or get sent away to Shady Acres Retirement Home....
Yes. Exactly. It's not for everyone. I personally know some older people who have benefited from a Reverse Mortgage. The kids never visit and can care less about the parents so why not use that built up equity for a better life and who says the kids have to get anything? I had to work on my own without my parents financial help. Bottom line is: the ones who talk negative about a Reverse Mortgage are the kids who can't support themselves and depend on Mommy and Daddy for the inheritance.
Something you said just made me think....since the state steals the wealth of the dead who don't have their estate in order, does the state ever incur their debts? I think I know the answer but just a thought
Having been in and then woken up from a coma, I can tell you 1st hand, the worst part of a catheter is when they yank it out. The longer you have it in, the more your urethra heals around the tube and it actually clings to the inside of ya peckah. Worst pain I've ever felt.
If you have no kids then reverse mortgages arent bad. My buddy's father had one too and when he died the company owned like 1/4 of the house and his 3 kids got market value for the other 75% of the home. Without the reverse mortgage he wouldnt have had enough money for his living expenses. Its not like he can go out and get a regular loan on a fixed income. Also the interest rate is actually 1.25% below prime. Its not that high of a rate
Lol lads all banter aside, it is absolutely messed up what Tom Selleck's doing but as someone said prior 'Elder abuse has never been more funnier, thanks Anthony Cumia'
I think it's telling when you're talking about stealing homes, that you film your second commercial in a non-residential area with few to any homes, like the woods. Since that's where you'll be living.
Selleck says "It's a loan just like any other loan, the only difference is how you pay it back." So it's not just like any other loan!!! Don't most old people leave their homes by way of death? How they gonna pay it back? Oh, the home!
They are both turning far leftist SJW hacks. I stayed silent as Ant took this hard leftist turn, but this is getting ridiculous. I think I even heard him attack a police officer who shot someone. Ant said something about how shooting an unarmed person is a criminal act. This guy has been around liberal dave too long. It's rotting his brain.
Tom Selleck got caught stealing water from LA fire hydrants a few years ago for his orange trees. He was transporting it in water trucks. No jail time.
@EC Tron Yeah, he wasn't doing that though. Apparently his cheap ass had been stealing thousands of gallons of water over months from some hydrant in an LA neighborhood and pumping it into a water truck and the cops finally caught him in the act. It got shut up in the news pretty quickly.
I'm Tom Selleck for the Memphis seniors tourism adventure. A one way ticket to downtown with all expenses included. Upon arrival you will get a gift bag full of expired Pepper Spray, Semi bullet proof vest and an overnight stay at Crosshairs hospital.
6:13 "The borrower could be subject to foreclosure for reasons including failure to maintain the property, and to pay taxes and insurance." Yep. Sounds like a good idea to me... Sure, Tom. Join the Ed McMahon and Tom Bosley Club for the Shills.
Thank god i found this i wanted to comment and its gone from southpark margaritaville but aag youtube has their comments off you guys proved to me anything is possible 👍🏽respects
I am an investor. I will probably take a reverse mortgage, not because I need the cash but because I can use it as leverage to make more money. These products do have their downside but when they’re understood they can be productive.
"I'm Tom Selleck for long-stairs basement laundry" was a great line.
Elder abuse has never been funnier. Thank you Tom Selleck
i can assure you these old fucks dont get routinely smacked.
The Magnum-tude of this issue personally irritable or p.i.
Ant is the best Sit Down comedian. Hilarious!
Take that, Big Jay Oakerson!
Sit down comedian. I like that 😄
Ever!😂😂😂😂😂
Sit down comedian...why didn’t I think of that?? That is golden!
Patrice O'Neil bless his soul, would fit that label perfectly, granted he could barely fit the stage and had to sit down throughout the whole set
I'm glad someone else sees the blatant scam in these horrific con-games.
Thanks Anthony.
Couldn't we say that mortgages in general are scams as well?
@@APAL880 Neither are scams. I don't think there would many home owners if everyone had to buy with a lump sum. And in the reverse, say you're an old person with a fixed income, it makes sense to supplement that income with a reverse mortgage, rather than to have to sell your house for a lump sum and be forced to rent for an unpredictable amount of time.
No one forces anyone to use financial tools, and legally all obligations and risks are explained. The ability in general to borrow and lend money securely and at predictable interest rates is what built the US into a superpower.
@@andychow5509 For some reason this popped up on my TH-cam. Reverse mortgages are not a scam. My grandma had no assets and needed it to live. It was her only source of money. I encouraged her to do it and it was a good decision. I don't even remotely get the objection.
@@Markdfadf If she has no assets how did she get a reverse mortgage ?
"I'm Tom Selleck, with Soylent Mortgage..."
Tom Selleck here, have you seen the new line of Waco barbecues?
Tom Sellick here with Kaczynski Mail Delivery
👍😂😂😂😂
When the 80’s mustachio actor tells you at the end of a commercial that it’s “not for everyone,” it not for you.
Ha ha ha ha! That's seriously the best joke in the comments right now!!!!
love how Dave ramsey says not to buy somthing just because "fonzie" told you too.. same here magnum pi telling you to use this product.
“This ain’t my first rodeo, but it will be your grandparent’s last.”
So true! Good one!
"I'm a paid actor. I would never pretend the product I'm paid to endorse is good when it's not."
"Do you want some extra cash for Pall Malls and Scratch Off lottery tickets while also leaving your children nothing? Well have I got good news for you."
- Tom Selleck; multiple rodeo goer
Lol indeed so damb obvious
Camels n Vodka here lol
"multiple rodeo goer" is gold.
red 100s and $1 lotto tix cuz "you never know"
No joke, when I see people playing the lotto, I always say to myself “you deserve to be poor”. Because they’re pissing money they need to advance on a .01% chance at maybe winning it big. And people who win the lotto usually end up dead.
Tom Selleck? More like Tom Sell-out, am I right? Anyone? I’ll get my coat.
Fawk yeah! Double guns Chippah!
you'd think he has enough $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ that he wouldn't need to shill for this scam but..if there's cash to be made using a famous person will do better to scam the masses then not...
I"m Tom Selleck for shiny/slippery bathroom tiles, would I ask you to install those in your home if I thought you'd slip fall and break a hip? nah.....
If you can't produce anything, you have to steal. - every discarded actor
Will you tip my bartender for me on the way out? KIDDING! Brilliant.
"Hello exactly!", "Oh dear lord." (car crash)
Dave needed to shave his head so Anthony was reminded of Little Jimmy when he sees it bobbing from behind and above.
Too much testosterone in his voice to be Jimmy
Anthony is spot on with the Fox News ads. I've lost count of how many times Rosland Capital has urged me to buy gold and buy a Passover meal for a Holocaust survivor in Europe.
The holocaust commercial is the cringiest thing I've ever seen...
@@elonmust7470 JEWS AND CHRISTIANS TOGETHERRRRR😊
A whole country of bankers, but they need our money. SUREE,
Crazy how the number of holocaust survivors increase ever year...🤔
“Buy a meal for a 112 year old lady who may or may not exist”
“ Are you on your 29’th year of a 30 year mortgage? We’ll give you $500 a month, poison you and steal your home.”
It’s good for a widow that knows she won’t make it too many more years and doesn’t have anyone that can financially take care of them.
@@Primus-ue4th ok Howie
Hoo Hoo Robin
Howard Walters exactly, my Aunt, more family friend, has no family or kids and it let her travel in her last years.
Howard Walters it’s good if you don’t have kids or anyone to pass the house too but bad if you do have heirs
@@jewsco unless your hiers are bad people who don't really care about you and you want to screw them over.
"If you're interested we'll send you some brochures. On the front is a picture of you without shelter"
dude..hilarious comment...
Here’s a $10k loan on your home that you’ve got $150k of equity in, and don’t read the fine print that says we can sell your house when you die to an investor we know for $150k under value.
I'm in the mortgage industry and crack up every time I see this commercial. "When you leave your home," is a euphemism for, "when granny kicks the bucket..."
Drew - are you saying "when you leave your home" doesn't mean when Gran goes for an Alaskan cruise before she does a year of volunteer work at an orphanage in Rwanda or when Pap buys a smaller house with an attached shop so he can restore Super Sport Chevelles?
@@wes11bravo 😂
I read in that event the family has 6 months to try buy back them home or the bank owns it. It leaves nothing for inheritance.
To bad. There parent need the money to pay bills.
@@wes11bravohaha wes my brother! d-bag was here!
My mom was on a reverse mortgage and when she passed the bank gave us sixty days "to get the fuck out!" ...then the wolves start scratching on the front door...
Working as intended.
1st ad he's in the house, 2nd he's sitting in the woods living next to a tent. Pretty much sums it up.
Tom "Hey, ever taken a reverse-cowgirl mustache ride?" Selleck
No, but I'm sure he's given them.
"A Reverse Mortgage isn't a way to take your moustache."
Anthony will always be one of the greats in radio and comedy! I'm pretty sure anthony would have been an all time comedian if he would have gotten into comedy.
I lost it when Anthony said, "Hey Tom you piece of shit.", and I was dying pretty much the whole way through after that. Thanks for another gut laugh.
Meanwhile in Magnum PI, he literally took someone else's house.
Guest house!!! Lol
@Payne Killer lol!!!
And when you get to the end of the series you find out that the guy who was his butler the whole time "Higgins" was really Robin the Billionaire. So a Billionaire let Magnum live in his house while he served him for 8 seasons! - edited spelling mistake thanks JV
He was diddling dobermans
@@BrianCronmiller if you actually watched older episodes it absolutely was not Higgins. Robin Masters literally is in episodes just not his face. Nor did the end of the series confirm it. It was just anecdotal.
I trust his stern facial expression and very dark mustache
I don't know about everyone else but I enjoy the Hell out of these
this is nothing! if you like this, every episode of Cumia and Landau is pretty much must see!! For less than 10 bucks, try out a subscription for a month and see if you like it for the long haul. funny i have a sub, and still check out the youtube channel for stuff i may have missed!! and all the other shows are fantastic as well.. In Hot Water, East Side Dave, TBD, Mornin!!! Nightshade... too many to mention.
“Here at Punch Her In The Face Bedsore Farms” 😂😂😂 Landau kills me 🤣
"I'm Tom Selleck, for Bathtub Hair dryer"
7:18 "I'm Tom Selleck for Long-Steps Basement-Laundry"
Haha Dave Landau!
"They told me I couldn't steal someone's home with a gun. So I used a Magnum instead"- Diabolical Reverse Mortgage CEO
"I'm Tom Selleck, for Elder Abuse. It's not what it sounds like. Call now for a brochure..." 😂🤣
I love how Anthony is always smiling. Even while he’s talking he’s smiling. Love the guy.
Tom Selleck at his second rodeo “This isn’t my first rodeo.” 🤠
Yeah, but he isn't riding an animal, he's a fuckin clown.
Anybody who makes Anthony laugh this much is one seriously funny dude😂 This is such a great team.
You can trust this guy. He just took out a reverse-mortgage on his mustache.
Branch Davidian Acres in Waco I hear is warm all year round..
They even provide free music at night.
I see Jim Norton and Anthony finally got back together!
Anthony is gorgeous 😍
Hi, I'm Tom Selleck for Glass Shards in my Soup Restaurant
My Grandmother (RIP 2012), absolutely adored Tom Selleck. She had an 8"×10" photo of him from like 1978 with that backdrop that made it look like it was his elementary school class photo on her desk in her office. She passed away silently sitting next to me in her recliner watching reruns of Magnum PI I had bought her for her birthday on DVD.
@DynamicRange Please shame on you,stand in the corner for 5 minutes.
Did you realize she was dead when the distinct smell of death shit hit your nose?
I always see this commercial and think how condescending he talks throughout the entire commercial. From the very first line " this isn't my first rodeo...".
Oh man, it is hard to see Selleck selling his soul like this.
He's on "Blue Bloods", fer Chrissakes
Best case scenario, he blew his money and is desperate for work.
"Life Call Battery Drainer" 🤣🤣🤣
"I'm Tom Selleck for Icy Driveway Mailbox at the Curb Incorporated..."
My mother got very little money for a 800k house. My sister sold it and made 3k after paying the bank off.one statement said 10k withdrawal,8k interest and 28 k fees.wtf! Wells fargo!
The only time I could see that a reverse mortgage...might...be something worth considering is if you really are completely alone and have no family or friends and realize the state is going to get everything when you die anyway. Sure then why the hell not get a check for your homes value and live it up your last few years, not like it matters at that point who gets your home when you die or get sent away to Shady Acres Retirement Home....
Yes. Exactly. It's not for everyone. I personally know some older people who have benefited from a Reverse Mortgage. The kids never visit and can care less about the parents so why not use that built up equity for a better life and who says the kids have to get anything? I had to work on my own without my parents financial help. Bottom line is: the ones who talk negative about a Reverse Mortgage are the kids who can't support themselves and depend on Mommy and Daddy for the inheritance.
Agreed!!! I have no family, and my friends are all doing pretty good, and have nicer homes than mine to begin with, so if I hit 65, I'm doing it!!
Something you said just made me think....since the state steals the wealth of the dead who don't have their estate in order, does the state ever incur their debts? I think I know the answer but just a thought
"I'm Tom Selleck and I'm for...well I am sure as hell not for you."
I just realized that Ant and Dave have a "Big Jay and Dan/Bonfire" type of chemistry. It's so good
Well, He IS the NYPD Commissioner on "Blue Bloods" ...
Having been in and then woken up from a coma, I can tell you 1st hand, the worst part of a catheter is when they yank it out. The longer you have it in, the more your urethra heals around the tube and it actually clings to the inside of ya peckah. Worst pain I've ever felt.
I’m dying!! Freakin hysterical! 🤣😂
Hi , I'm Tom Selleck from Vic Morrow's Hat of the Month Club ...
Where prices are so low you'll think you've entered the Twilight Zone!!
Hahahahahaha !
“I’m Tom Selleck for Acme Bathtub Toasters...”
Tom selleck has probably never had a mortgage before
It's like Angie Harmon selling Life-Lock... based on fictitious character roles the dopey public trusts.
Tom made $200k an episode and has $45,000,000 in the bank. Wtf is he doing this?
Graham Cracker Hip Replacement Surgery.
LOL
You had me at “asbestos insulation”
Dying. Landau and Cumia, such a great duo.
These guys are having too much fun. I’m jealous but laughing
I’m Tom Selleck for the Buffalo Police Department.
Haha wait... I'm from Buffalo. What's he have to do with Buffalo?? I'm intrigued.
@@jskow9677 i think pillboss was alluding to the Buffalo PD cracking that unarmed 70-year old's skull.
This is comedy gold!!!!! Thanks fellas I needed that....
Didnt need Tom Selleck, my boomer parents stole my inheritances.
LoL
LOlol
"hi im Tom Selleck for Extra Slippery Throw Rugs."
The David Spade Eagle Reverse Mortgage parody is pretty funny as well!
Imagine halfway through: HOLD ON! HOLD ON! HOLD ON...Mike in long island go ahead
Tom Sellec in the woods "listen I don't want old people to be scammed out of their homes but you don't know what it's like to owe these people money!"
hahahahah that was funny!!!!!
If you have no kids then reverse mortgages arent bad. My buddy's father had one too and when he died the company owned like 1/4 of the house and his 3 kids got market value for the other 75% of the home. Without the reverse mortgage he wouldnt have had enough money for his living expenses. Its not like he can go out and get a regular loan on a fixed income. Also the interest rate is actually 1.25% below prime. Its not that high of a rate
I can't watch these when i check my email at night b/c I'm crying laughing in bed
“I’m Tom Selleck with Slippery Bathtubs”
Lol lads all banter aside, it is absolutely messed up what Tom Selleck's doing but as someone said prior 'Elder abuse has never been more funnier, thanks Anthony Cumia'
You guys hit the nail on the head ... what a hoot!
Im fucking crying laughing. I see Opie is doing well sitting in as the green screen. Glad you guys worked it out.
Came back here since these ads are running again. LMAO!!!
Man I love to have Anthony and jimmy again, great to have the boys back. Aka nice hair 😂
I think it's telling when you're talking about stealing homes, that you film your second commercial in a non-residential area with few to any homes, like the woods. Since that's where you'll be living.
Selleck says "It's a loan just like any other loan, the only difference is how you pay it back." So it's not just like any other loan!!! Don't most old people leave their homes by way of death? How they gonna pay it back? Oh, the home!
Exactly grandma gets loads of money to go on holiday and get dicked by huge Africans, dies. Then her grandchildren have to pay her debt.
These two are perfect together...
They are both turning far leftist SJW hacks. I stayed silent as Ant took this hard leftist turn, but this is getting ridiculous. I think I even heard him attack a police officer who shot someone. Ant said something about how shooting an unarmed person is a criminal act. This guy has been around liberal dave too long. It's rotting his brain.
@@EA-cx7zf I've not seen that.. I don't subscribe though. I think they are hilarious together though.
Tom Selleck should be ashamed of himself.
My mother is 94 and she would totally do this cuz she likes Tom Selleck so happy I got power of attorney
Who needs a house, when you can do like me and sleep in your mustache?
Tom Selleck got caught stealing water from LA fire hydrants a few years ago for his orange trees. He was transporting it in water trucks. No jail time.
@EC Tron Transfers city water to their orange trees? lol
@EC Tron Yeah, he wasn't doing that though. Apparently his cheap ass had been stealing thousands of gallons of water over months from some hydrant in an LA neighborhood and pumping it into a water truck and the cops finally caught him in the act. It got shut up in the news pretty quickly.
best part is that the elderly people he's joking about are all the people who used to listen to him on radio
I'm Tom Selleck for the Memphis seniors tourism adventure. A one way ticket to downtown with all expenses included. Upon arrival you will get a gift bag full of expired Pepper Spray, Semi bullet proof vest and an overnight stay at Crosshairs hospital.
I was laughing my eyes out start to finish boys
Man thanks ant for giving out free content. Might re subscribe to the compound
Tony Cumia, long time my old friend
After clicking on this, one of the suggested videos at the bottom was Dave Ramsey talking about how reverse mortgaging is a scam 😆
I'm crying. 😂
Glad I realize I'm not crazy for being like WTF, Magnum?
I miss these guys together.
Seriously that last bit I cried so hard with laughter balloon diaper omg hahahhaha
I appreciate this video SO MUCH! I have been yelling at Tom Selleck for YEARS!
6:13 "The borrower could be subject to foreclosure for reasons including failure to maintain the property, and to pay taxes and insurance." Yep. Sounds like a good idea to me... Sure, Tom. Join the Ed McMahon and Tom Bosley Club for the Shills.
Thank god i found this i wanted to comment and its gone from southpark margaritaville but aag youtube has their comments off you guys proved to me anything is possible 👍🏽respects
Selleck is probably on Lipitor and therefore developing Alzheimer's now.
Havent laughed this hard in a while ^^
Old man in his wheel chair next to his wife..."Edna, I thought I saw some horse shit on his dog gone boots. Did you see that.?"
Remember when you bought the house it was 240,000? Well, now that it’s worth 1.6 it’s ALL ours! Hope you enjoyed your 60,000 dollar loan.
Matthew Quigley has come a long way.
That movie is underrated. I'm kind of surprised to see a reference for it here
Ben Kays - IKR. Cool movie that seems to fly under many radars.
I am an investor. I will probably take a reverse mortgage, not because I need the cash but because I can use it as leverage to make more money. These products do have their downside but when they’re understood they can be productive.
My father did a home loan and bought 100k of stock in Royal Caribbean. he made a fortune. but you need a "strong stomach " to play.
Freddy mercury idolized toms mustache, was all the rage in san fran😂
Hi, I'm Tom Selleck. I'm also a DNC donor, so you can definitely trust me