Stardew Valley & Superhot (Zero Punctuation)

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  • @jeremyrotenberg8426
    @jeremyrotenberg8426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +890

    Me, hearing him complain about duck feather drop rates, and knowing that he never pet his ducks :(

    • @davidribeiro
      @davidribeiro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      He looks like the kind of guy that would rather choke the chicken.

    • @cate01a
      @cate01a ปีที่แล้ว +37

      lmao so all he neded to do for 4 seasons was pat them but instead he murded hundreds of them lol

    • @ChrisMcFarlanee
      @ChrisMcFarlanee ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

  • @hurrdurrmurrgurr
    @hurrdurrmurrgurr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3008

    Superhot told me I had no control, told me I could press anything on the keyboard and it wouldn't matter because Superhot was in charge. I pressed ALT F4.

    • @eatsbabiesalot
      @eatsbabiesalot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +368

      Hey everybody we got a badass a over here!

    • @DarTroHD
      @DarTroHD 8 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      +Tactical Raptor Because you're such a wonderful gift to mankind, aren't you?

    • @anosmianAcrimony
      @anosmianAcrimony 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +hurrdurrmurrgurr rekt

    • @Mahaveez
      @Mahaveez 8 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      +hurrdurrmurrgurr Yeah, you don't pull a ploy like that without installing a rootkit first. Your move, Steam games.

    • @Coder-zx4nb
      @Coder-zx4nb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Tactical Raptor your mad is showing

  • @NSDominator
    @NSDominator 8 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    "I didn't buy a flatscreen TV to be constantly reminded of the obsolete shit it's supposed to have replaced"
    As much as I love retro games, that shit made me burst out in laughter

    • @jaxonnobles
      @jaxonnobles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "That's what we elect new presidents for" is what really made it lmfao

    • @urahara64360
      @urahara64360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes. Also I want to like your comment but you have 420 likes and I refuse to change that.

  • @captain_nerdrage7091
    @captain_nerdrage7091 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1282

    "As cat with mouse, I toy with thee" I am definitely going to find a way to use this soon.

    • @DGDfan13
      @DGDfan13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Captain_Nerdrage Was thinking the same thing

    • @bootwiththeloot4348
      @bootwiththeloot4348 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      While taunting a younger relative (siblings, cousins, etc.)? That's just what makes most sense to me.

    • @Mr_red_-mc3en
      @Mr_red_-mc3en 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here haha

    • @furgusonjoseph1967
      @furgusonjoseph1967 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good game

    • @thechazzler8934
      @thechazzler8934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you ever?

  • @lnfreeman
    @lnfreeman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1209

    to be fair, a stain remover that specialized in menstrual fluid would sell like hotcakes

    • @Ninetails2000
      @Ninetails2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Sell it WITH hotcakes and maybe a blu-ray of Titanic and you've got the Perfect Period Package.

    • @NOICKNOICK
      @NOICKNOICK 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      But then you would end up with too many copies of titanic and not enough hotcakes to compensate for them.

    • @Ninetails2000
      @Ninetails2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      NOICKNOICK
      Interchangable Blu-Rays then.

    • @Heulerado
      @Heulerado 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Like... SUPER. HOTcakes?

    • @skykid
      @skykid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's called Hydrogen Peroxide.

  • @IAmCaligvla
    @IAmCaligvla 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1265

    The sad thing is that I'm actually playing Stardew Valley with a spreadsheet.

    • @jjjuser1
      @jjjuser1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      +Khaixzer I've got a few spreadsheets up myself.

    • @nick72ali
      @nick72ali 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      +Khaixzer All you need now is a lobotomy!

    • @a.lampman2165
      @a.lampman2165 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      +Khaixzer
      I may or may not be autistic and I approve this message.

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      +Khaixzer that's not sad. You just take your relaxation very seriously!

    • @legion999
      @legion999 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I printed out a gift guide for reference

  • @bgbong0
    @bgbong0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    I like how the "God of wasting my time" is actually just yourself, but on a couch.

    • @DrPinkieDie
      @DrPinkieDie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +bgbong0 ALL BOW TO THE GOD OF WASTING MY TIME, HE IS A HOLY LUMP OF CARTILIGE, MAY HE BLESS YOU WITH THE POWER OF LETHARGIC ENJOYMENT AND CADBURY CREME EGGS, ALL HAIL

  • @TooManyMoths
    @TooManyMoths 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2630

    I feel like Yahtzee is the only guy who can completely tear apart really popular games and doesn't just 5000 insta-dislikes because of it.

    • @TheNugettinage
      @TheNugettinage 8 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      +TooManyMoths I'm guessing it's because of the pacing, it's hard to get caught up on the diss on the game when it's already been buried under five jokes by the time your brain has a chance to fully process it.

    • @ZURATAMA1324
      @ZURATAMA1324 8 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      +TheNugettinage
      I'm guessing it's because his disapproval doesn't have quite the same connotation as other reviewers'.
      For instance, if Yachtzee says "It is not recommendable.", it usually means the game is quite average.

    • @TurkeyProphet
      @TurkeyProphet 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      +TooManyMoths He does when he's really off the mark. He got shit on a lot after his Last of Us review if I recall. I think it's because he ended up seeming a bit hypocritical and gave the impression that rather than having high standards he was just looking to pick holes in everything.

    • @leonelc29
      @leonelc29 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      +TooManyMoths
      maybe he rightfully established his persona as a hard to please critics, so he wouldn't have a hard time saying thing that will bring uprising.

    • @idnyftw
      @idnyftw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +TooManyMoths they've already left a long time ago, I reckon all of us here are what's left of that...

  • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
    @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 8 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    As a janitor who cleans many female restrooms a night. I'd appreciate that period blood cleaner.

    • @firudu
      @firudu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      just buy a lot of stuff that cleans bloodstains off the internet, maybe you'll end up on some FBI list

    • @firudu
      @firudu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Honudes Gai well, women do more stuff in the bathroom, with us men its just the usual, with occasional vomiting from time to time xD

    • @KoenZyxYssel
      @KoenZyxYssel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Tom Tom Cocaine bends time and space.

    • @theonetruemoe5744
      @theonetruemoe5744 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +broderick kurtz XD this comment is made more epic by the fact that u now have 69 likes

  • @speeddevil4040
    @speeddevil4040 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1159

    This channel is 95% zero punctuation now...and I'm perfectly fine with that

    • @thatcher00
      @thatcher00 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i agree

    • @hecetewest5411
      @hecetewest5411 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      at times I forget that there's other stuff on this channel .

    • @thatcher00
      @thatcher00 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +dylan reakes yeah... i find most of the other stuff kinda boring

    • @OxKing
      @OxKing 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +speeddevil4040 I like the 5% judging by the cover tho. :)

    • @bensemusx
      @bensemusx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I only ever came for ZP so I'm good :)

  • @Harlequin314159
    @Harlequin314159 8 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    Welp, back to growing my crops. This was a fun break.

  • @Xqvvzts
    @Xqvvzts 8 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    Damn it. I never got that day 1 update on crystal meth. I knew i was missing something.

    • @Zadamanim
      @Zadamanim 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +Xqwzts Yeah, it didn't fix the constant crashes though.

    • @Xqvvzts
      @Xqvvzts 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Zadamanim
      I kinda like them. Gives me a bit of a downtime. I think it's a feature, not a bug.

    • @dermotk5
      @dermotk5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Xqwzts your teeth?

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm waiting for the Collector's Edition to be released before I get into it.

    • @LeTHALxHeaDBanG
      @LeTHALxHeaDBanG 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahaha

  • @Lopez.Victor
    @Lopez.Victor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Some stuff I think earns Stardew Valley some extra praise is that it was made by one guy, and gives you hours and hours of play for half the price of most titles coming out now. Yes it's a rehash of the old Harvest Moon games but it's still different enough to be fun (if you are into that type of game)

    • @comicconcarne
      @comicconcarne 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +Daniel Jones The problem with Animal Crossing is that it's (supposed to be) real time. Yeah, you can time travel, but you can't truly pause it if you want the "organic" seasonal progress and friendship development. The Sims, Minecraft, and now this give you in about 20-minute cycles and for a lot of people that feels like getting things done.

    • @Avo4929
      @Avo4929 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      stardew valley is borderline plagiarism

    • @defunctaccount5833
      @defunctaccount5833 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      there's no copyright on farming sims

    • @MrProthall
      @MrProthall 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No. Being made by one person gives a game props in the development department, it doesn't give a bonus to gameplay. If you're game is shit, it's shit. Doesn't matter if one person made it.

    • @redbuck1385
      @redbuck1385 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      MrProthall yeah, but stardew valley is pretty good.

  • @chaselucas4150
    @chaselucas4150 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Let me get to the next combat mission." Exactly how I felt whenever any sort of the story came up in Super Hot. I just wanna be a badass action movie hero plzzzz thx

  • @SkywardGamer1
    @SkywardGamer1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Stardew Valley is digital crack. I can't stop playing.

    • @SkywardGamer1
      @SkywardGamer1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      kyotheman69 Nah, I like this more.

    • @picaludica
      @picaludica 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +kyotheman69 As a Harvest Moon veteran, I humbly disagree. Stardew Valley is more fun, polished and competent than most Harvest Moon games. Not to mention that SNES Harvest Moon just doesn't have the same amount of content than Stardew Valley does.

  • @ShadowRulah
    @ShadowRulah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    I got to year 4 before I realized that one of the people I was supposed to introduce myself to glitched out and did not appear in the game.

    • @therudestofclouds2007
      @therudestofclouds2007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      who?
      i had a hard time because i thought i had to introduce myself to crobus and the dwarf when it was the jojomart manager.

    • @ShadowRulah
      @ShadowRulah 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The artsy lady.

    • @borofreak
      @borofreak 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Emily?!? :'O
      You poor lad......

    • @mr_misfortune
      @mr_misfortune 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      aww you missed out on the best girl i married emily

    • @sineadthomas2024
      @sineadthomas2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      BoroFreak I think he means Leah

  • @BrandonTrex
    @BrandonTrex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "Like they programmed a robot with Paris Hilton's entire vocabulary." Gold.

    • @davidlane1248
      @davidlane1248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eh not really. That's hardly indicative of his best writing

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 8 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I've always assumed that time crawling by when you stand still in Super Hot was because of breathing, shifting from foot to foot, and other little movements that you can't completely stop.
    I feel like the simplicity of Super Hot's environment and enemy design are good for letting you get comfortable with the unusual mechanics without being bombarded with visual noise. Think of it like the first test chambers in Portal, only with more explicit plotty stuff and nothing much after it.

    • @endig4501
      @endig4501 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +Timothy McLean That is exactly why. There's secret terminals in (nearly) every level, and one of them specifically mentions is.

  • @stripedhyenuh
    @stripedhyenuh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    I'll be honest, my eye twitched at "ASC two".

    • @TARINunit9
      @TARINunit9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Hang on, now I need to google this...
      "American Standard Code for Information Interchange"
      OK what the fuck Yahtzee? Tiny mistakes like this are beneath you

    • @TARINunit9
      @TARINunit9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      squishybrick I've watched Yahtzee for years; this wasn't Yahtzee making a joke, the tone wasn't right for it

    • @TARINunit9
      @TARINunit9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      squishybrick Go fuck yourself if you're going to be condescending. All I'm doing is pointing out the bleeding obvious. Just listen to Yahtzee at 4:01. Does he sound like he's making a joke? No, he doesn't

    • @TARINunit9
      @TARINunit9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      squishybrick You're the one so far up your own ass that you're projecting your own antagonism and elitism onto me

    • @TARINunit9
      @TARINunit9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      squishybrick Angered? Dude, I'm BORED. You're boring me. At this point I'm barely even typing these. You seem to be putting a lot of thought in wha tto say to me. Ask yourself why (since I don't care)

  • @paradoxacres1063
    @paradoxacres1063 8 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    *Hunie...POP*
    *Hunie...POP*
    *Hunie...POP*

    • @wolfpytlak2786
      @wolfpytlak2786 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +Paradox Acres you sure are good at your job

    • @J0NES250
      @J0NES250 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PRETTY COOL

    • @Terker2
      @Terker2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Paradox Acres Ey, original jokes.

    • @milesbeler3974
      @milesbeler3974 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If it works for LilJonny

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't even know what you're doing anymore

  • @KumiChan2004
    @KumiChan2004 8 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Strawdew Valley. The Harvest Moon everyone wanted Natsume to make but never did.

    • @MiaowGaiGar
      @MiaowGaiGar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Except they made it a dozen times, and everyone seemed to forget.

    • @BastetFurry
      @BastetFurry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No, they didn't. This is for PC, not only for Windows but really for PC: Windows, Mac and Linux.

    • @MiaowGaiGar
      @MiaowGaiGar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's not even slightly what they meant.

    • @XellosNi
      @XellosNi 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      If they hoped to stand a chance against Marvelous, sure.

    • @typoded
      @typoded 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no that was rune factory

  • @XthorgoldX
    @XthorgoldX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Superhot is the most innovative shooter I've played in years!

    • @thischannelhasnocontent8629
      @thischannelhasnocontent8629 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +xThorGoldx How could someone be so wrong. Clearly, Superhot is the most innovative shooter I've seen in years.

  • @WhyDidIJustEatThat
    @WhyDidIJustEatThat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Hey Yahtzee, you can remove the garbage covering the screen by pressing F5.

    • @delta6244
      @delta6244 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wait really? Wow. That's awesome!

    • @mconejackson8645
      @mconejackson8645 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +WhyDidIJustEatThat How was anyone supposed to new that.

    • @WhyDidIJustEatThat
      @WhyDidIJustEatThat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Because it said, at the bottom, 'press f5'

    • @ryansullivan7265
      @ryansullivan7265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Wait, how in the hell could you concenSUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT

    • @benjaminlee985
      @benjaminlee985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But that puts you into the replay editor, and quitting the editor puts you back to the main menu, not the next mission. Really breaks the flow.

  • @Randoman590
    @Randoman590 8 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    I cracked up when he showed Undertale walking off with the caption "nooo come back". My life in a nutshell.

    • @fault3k
      @fault3k 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      +Randoman590 re-evaluate it

    • @fluWmiR
      @fluWmiR 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +fault3k savage

    • @Madrigos
      @Madrigos 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Big .Guy UNATCO?

    • @Randoman590
      @Randoman590 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +fault3k Care to elaborate? What do you mean?

    • @Randoman590
      @Randoman590 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Branton G That escalated quickly.

  • @ItsSoMuchBetter
    @ItsSoMuchBetter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    You need to try Superhot in VR. A totally different experience. The roomba effect is VERY much gone and you end up crawling on the floor trying desperately to reach the last available bottle to break it over the head of the full sized red bad guy before he tears you a new one. Taking a weapon out of their hands and killing them with it is surprisingly satisfying as well.

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds safe kek

    • @honey-hunterslimefanno.3257
      @honey-hunterslimefanno.3257 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh yeah, I have like 70 hours into superhot vr on my PS because of the variety of game modes and cooler challenges. I like that after you beat the game there are hard modes and score challenges to do.

  • @Arausito
    @Arausito 8 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    ah yes the reason im still suscribed to this channel

    • @BallOfFire230
      @BallOfFire230 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +Arausito yes, now we forget about this channel 'till next week

    • @PikoxUtatane
      @PikoxUtatane 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Emil Wolf4 Forget what again?

    • @wolfpytlak2786
      @wolfpytlak2786 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Arausito you know that this and "judging by the cover" are the only things left in this channel right?

    • @sebastianhicnapie8170
      @sebastianhicnapie8170 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Arausito im sick and i feel shitty but this comment made me LMAO

  • @PriceAintRight
    @PriceAintRight 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    So in a nutshell, Yahtzee loved Stardew Valley just as much as I do. Awesome.

    • @uzernam303
      @uzernam303 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +Arii Price At least he liked it as much as a passing addiction to crystal meth.

    • @Hifuutorian
      @Hifuutorian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Neenjah Rammus Thats a compliment by Yatzhee standards

  • @Robbay363
    @Robbay363 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I definitely rather liked superhot. Yeah the story was kinda bad but it is designed really well and the challenge modes are actually quite fun. Also it seems like the perfect platform to add even more stuff (maybe a level editor).

    • @telefonkirtys
      @telefonkirtys 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Rob Bay Well Yahtzee is story person, so it's understandable why he didn't like it so much. But mechanically it's as tight as my manly bottom buns.

    • @alanfike
      @alanfike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      1) The story isn't just kinda bad. It actually discourages the player from playing the rest of the game, as Yahtzee discussed in the video.
      2) I completely agree that SuperHot is HURTING for a level editor. It just doesn't make any frickin' sense.

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alanfike See, maybe I'm just built different. If a game tells me "you shouldn't do this", I go "how 'bout I do anyway?" and damn the consequences. In this game's case... well, I can't reveal too much.
      Just know that defiance is always the answer.

    • @alanfike
      @alanfike ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Shadethewolfy I'm pretty sure you're talking about Portal. There is no such event in Superhot that you're describing.
      You must make many mistakes in life.

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alanfike ... I can't tell if you're actually trying to gaslight me or you're just roleplaying as an obedient drone for the system.
      But to answer you: Yes it does. At one point the game tells you to not run superhot.exe again. Unless you're responding to someone else. In which case who are you responding to?

  • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
    @KingQwertzlbrmpf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is very representative of my stardew valley experience^^
    With my 236 hours of playtime

  • @SA120416613
    @SA120416613 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I actually really like stardew moon- UHHH HARVEST VALLEY- I MEAN- DANGIT!

  • @corvusalendar5405
    @corvusalendar5405 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Superhot doesn't do well in the story depot for me because it felt like it was holding me hostage and made me go along with what it wanted. But instead I would stand up and go " don't make me a hostage until I get the rope and gag ready

    • @dudethedudedude6690
      @dudethedudedude6690 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Corvus Alendar That and the ending sounds like the devs stroked their own ego.

    • @corvusalendar5405
      @corvusalendar5405 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *****
      I knew SUPERHOT was trying new things but tying me down and gagging me with a computer in hands reach?
      What's next?
      Whipping while I'm tied to a bed?

    • @psychoticrabbit3
      @psychoticrabbit3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Corvus Alendar I feel as though it would have been much better of a story if it wasn't taken seriously. Or maybe even better, not having a story at all in place of more levels.

  • @wobblysauce
    @wobblysauce 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Stardew Valley, enabling the icon square highlight thingo stops the random misclick shit.

  • @Toupalacy
    @Toupalacy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The undertale restart gag got me so hard

    • @LegendLeaguer
      @LegendLeaguer 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I liked it here too.

    • @FenrirAsgardwolf
      @FenrirAsgardwolf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Coffee Break Hero depends what you value in gaming, anyone who values gameplay over pretty much anything else will probably not enjoy undertale that much, and will be dissapointed considering the hype

    • @user-fo4su9nf1u
      @user-fo4su9nf1u 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Coffee Break Hero I 100% trust Yahtzee on everything he says about stealth and survival horror, both genres that I love dearly, but I tend to disagree when he reviews inferior pants games or things like Underatle.

    • @TheMayorofSpace
      @TheMayorofSpace 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Bitch mittens i love being able to tell when your steam friends are at that part because the "___ is now playing undertale" message keeps showing up and you can fuck with them by sending them flowey emotes and such
      (flowey) HOWDY FELLA! YOU REALLY THINK THERE'S AN END TO THIS FIGHT DON'T YOU?

  • @RaidsEpicly
    @RaidsEpicly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think "Controller support for crystal meth was perfectly adequate after the day 1 patch" might be one of my favorite jokes in ZP

  • @JustSomeGuy489
    @JustSomeGuy489 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    *MIND IS SOFTWARE.*
    *BODIES ARE DISPOSABLE.*
    *THE SYSTEM WILL SET ME FREE.*

    • @XthorgoldX
      @XthorgoldX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *MIND IS SOFTWARE.*
      *BODIES ARE DISPOSABLE*
      *THE SYSTEM WILL SET ME FREE.*

    • @TheWerns
      @TheWerns 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +JustSomeGuy MIND IS SOFTWARE.
      BODIES ARE DISPOSABLE.
      THE SYSTEM WILL SET ME FREE.

    • @santiagocastillo5858
      @santiagocastillo5858 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +JustSomeGuy
      * MIND IS SOFTWARE.
      BODIES ARE DISPOSABLE.
      THE SYSTEM WILL SET ME FREE*

    • @BandacootK13
      @BandacootK13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +JustSomeGuy ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOU- oh sorry, I think I'm in the wrong room...

    • @AlecH1313
      @AlecH1313 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      MIND IS SOFTWARE.
      BODIES ARE DISPOSABLE.
      THE SYSTEM WILL SET ME FREE.

  • @LepidoliteMica
    @LepidoliteMica 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That end comparison.

  • @snugasapugonarug
    @snugasapugonarug 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "If I gathered up all the iron I've ever smelted in crafting games I could build a giant statue to the god of wasting my fucking time."
    If I had to make a list of my all time favorite Zero Punctuation lines, this would be somewhere in the top 5 for sure.

  • @ruki4929
    @ruki4929 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    What I find interesting is that Nintendo's new Harvest moon game had ditched the 'Harvest Moon' title for 'Story of Seasons'...
    So maybe Stardew Valley really did kill Harvest Moon....

    • @thequackening786
      @thequackening786 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nah, that was a fight between the development team and the publisher. The team left and made their own game but Natsume America owns the Harvest Moon name so the new game became Story of Seasons

    • @ruki4929
      @ruki4929 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Odd coincidence though...or I'm looking to deep into it. Either way, everyone still calls it Harvest Moon.

    • @musicwarrior3755
      @musicwarrior3755 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Ruan Coetzee (Rookie) +Kuro Rei Actually, it was because Marvelous decided to have their own localizing arm (XSEED) publish the game in the West, leaving Natsume with only a name to slap onto some half-baked idea that tried to mash farming simulation with Minecraft, failing miserably. Story of Seasons, however, was pretty good, but what else would you expect from the people that actually make the freaking series?

    • @ruki4929
      @ruki4929 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      What I meant was that everyone does like Story of Seasons, as expected: but everyone calls it the new Harvest Moon instead.

    • @pureevil9496
      @pureevil9496 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ruan Coetzee (Rookie) Eh? Story of Seasons has been out for months. Didn't Stardew just come out? Also, the real reaso- Ah, someone else addressed this already.

  • @uzernam303
    @uzernam303 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Last time I... read this joke was like 5 minutes ago.

  • @MrDrewwills
    @MrDrewwills 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Let me just say this about superhot. You can cut bullets out of the air. Enough said.
    Seriously tho the game is amazing and isn't so much about the story as it is about the mechanics and doing them over and over again because they're so replayable.

    • @AtomiskZabaleta
      @AtomiskZabaleta 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Zenith Wills Yeah, and also the 'SUPER HOT' goes away on the replay screen if you decide to 'edit' the replay with a hotkey. You don't have to go through with editing it and then you can move forward and back with the arrow keys.

    • @DoomRater
      @DoomRater 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Zenith Wills The same can be said about Zeno Clash and at least ACE Team tried to tell a story with a limited linear path brawler.

    • @MrDrewwills
      @MrDrewwills 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DoomRater Why do you need a story tho? You can slow down time a preform amazing moves, then see them in real time and watch as you look like a total badass. They don't need a story.

    • @kirax2996
      @kirax2996 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Zenith Wills And they decided to go all pony island with it.I mean seriously cut the bullshit I just wanna shoot guys.The story is as crappy as dragon age.So stop waving your shit writing in my face.

    • @DoomRater
      @DoomRater 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Zenith Wills Andrew just said it. I don't need a story (I play Doom for the mod scene) but if the writers are going to put one in, make it important enough to draw me in, not interrupt game time. Zenozoik drew me in. The underground drew me in. The mindfuck in Super Hot kinda drew me in, but that wouldn't have worked if I wasn't already emotionally invested in the game from all the wait.

  • @theodt
    @theodt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "As cat with mouse, I toy with thee..." - the randomness and wit of this comment amazed me.

  • @GalanDun
    @GalanDun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    0:37
    >Says 16-bit
    >Shows picture of GBA game.
    >GBA is 32-bit
    >lolwut

    • @predcon1
      @predcon1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      +Alex Shannon Tell us about how he pronounced "ASCII" wrong, too.
      A joke is like a frog. When you dissect it, you haven't gained anything and the frog dies in the end.

    • @GalanDun
      @GalanDun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      predcon1 You see, THAT was a joke. Loads of people mistake the GBA for 16-Bit though since it runs at around SNES level for a lot of games.

    • @wolfgangromine8341
      @wolfgangromine8341 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Alex Shannon
      >Using le may may arrows on youtube

    • @GalanDun
      @GalanDun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wolfgang Romine
      >Implying that's not why I used them

    • @koopakape
      @koopakape 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Alex Shannon the vast majority of the gba's library adhered to its position as a "portable SNES" anyway, and almost never actually did anything that made it feel more advanced than the SNES or anything in the 16-bit era. even if it's 'technically' 32-bit it's for all intents and purposes as "16-bit system" as far as aesthetics and overall feel of the games

  • @joshuallake
    @joshuallake 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    That Hillary dig... OH LAWDY THAT HILLARY DIG.

  • @dankhank9353
    @dankhank9353 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I always look forward to these, I don't know how but they're always reliably funny, it's quite incredible.

  • @voievod7541
    @voievod7541 8 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Why is there a D News video on the right side at the end?

    • @plasmapug
      @plasmapug 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +draghici alex Because Trisha Hershberger, who works for escapist, is in it.

    • @josh-oo
      @josh-oo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +draghici alex
      Because the D is big news.

  • @Jamicooo69
    @Jamicooo69 8 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    Last time I came this early my wife left me

    • @DoseOfDhillon
      @DoseOfDhillon 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jamie D'amico TSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @dynastystar5515
      @dynastystar5515 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +Jamie D'amico Generic joke is Generic...

    • @dynastystar5515
      @dynastystar5515 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Dankiel Radspliff except I wasn't making a joke... Would you rather I have said "I am fucking tired of people saying this joke thats been made a million times" or something to that effect? Its similiar to several years ago when people flooded comments with Justin Bieber jokes.

    • @Bobbon306
      @Bobbon306 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jamie D'amico I laughed but I'm high as fuck.

    • @_-.-_-_.._--.-_-_----_-.--_._-
      @_-.-_-_.._--.-_-_----_-.--_._- 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Jamie D'amico She found me instead because I have a sense of humor.

  • @Zeloverevolution
    @Zeloverevolution 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    First time i've ever seen someone point out different pixel densities in "retro" games, it's so freaking annoying. Is is so hard to render the game at a low resolution so that pixels are 1-1 size and nothing is scaled wrong? "No! we must play our pixelized games in 1080p so you can see the pixels taking up 5 times the space of a regular image and scale our pixels at completely different sizes"

    • @JSrises
      @JSrises 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stardew Valley also has the worst case I've seen of another recurring issue with pseudo-retro games. The assets aren't properly aligned to the magnified pixel grid. It's especially noticeable when you're riding the horse, where you're character is almost always misaligned by several real-life pixels, which translates into being visibly part of an in-game pixel misaligned. I mean, you'd think it'd be simple enough to just make it so that the draw positions of assets are fixed to the nearest multiple of whatever you're magnifying the assets by, but what the hell do I know?

  • @Nh90010
    @Nh90010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:41 actually there was this one time I went to a "Gruffalo" panto when I was 5, and the mouse was hiding between the Gruffalo's legs, pretending not to notice of course, so I pointed my thumbs downwards and the actor noticed me. He copied it whilst looking at me, then promptly looked down and said "I see a mouse's tail but not a mouse."
    If you made it to this sentence, it really stuck to me and I thought (I was 5) that I could control TV for a few days.

  • @animedudevid
    @animedudevid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Yatzee needs to play PONY ISLAND

  • @merlindekoe
    @merlindekoe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    in short: They're both pretty good but nothing amazing

    • @steeledminer616
      @steeledminer616 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +flying_cheeze
      Well depends on whether or not you want a good new Harvest Moon game, because that's Stardew Valley

    • @poika22
      @poika22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You're terrible at paraphrasing.

  • @jerekheadrick3379
    @jerekheadrick3379 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Yeah, the Superhot "You can't control yourself" was kind of annoying. Luckily the game is only about two hours long so I was able to get a refund on steam after finishing the game.
    Edit: For those of you saying I'm a horrible person, I didn't actually do this. I just thought it was hilarious that you could play and complete the game in the time it took for us to see if we liked a "normal" game.

    • @thel33tpenguinftw40
      @thel33tpenguinftw40 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Okay that's kinda fucked up

    • @Terker2
      @Terker2 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jerek Headrick Now that's being a real shit. But I'm not a hypocrite, i'd have done the same thing. It's not that great if you consider a 20$ game done and over after 2 hours. What is sad, because I really enjoyed superhot
      EDIT: For your understanding. I spent a lot of time fucking about, so my game time was way above 2h.

    • @gray007nl
      @gray007nl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Terker2 Aren't there like a bunch of extra levels?

    • @FenrirAsgardwolf
      @FenrirAsgardwolf 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Johan „Wolter“ Hoekstra they more or less all feel the same, there arent really many outstanding levels and the game got boring after about one hour. one good concept is not enough to make a good game, especially not if it isnt done very good and the alpha from 3 years ago looked way better

    • @MicrowaveBackground
      @MicrowaveBackground 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      If anyone thinks this is a dick move it's because they were too stupid to think of it.

  • @pokemonmanic3595
    @pokemonmanic3595 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I started Stardew Valley two weeks ago and haven't stopped since

  • @thevortexATM
    @thevortexATM 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    loved the iron bit hahahaha keep going strong yahtzee

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    While it was probably against the "spirit of the game", I won over nearly everyone in the game using a spreadsheet (except Linus, bless him, liked pretty much everything I gave him so long as it was edible.) I tried doing it at random, only to find whoops, I accidentally triggered Kevin's PTSD flashbacks of the war with that sushi, now I'm at negative 5 hearts with him.

  • @cereal_chick2515
    @cereal_chick2515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lest you think Yahtzee was harsh on Stardew Valley, it would go on to be his third best of 2016, one of his most played/comfort zone games (with a confirmed three-digit number of hours played), and an inspiration for his creation of a similar game IN SPACE whose name has the *same initials*.

  • @andrewghrist4895
    @andrewghrist4895 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As long as this series keeps going Wednesday will forever be my favorite day of the week

    • @danielasilva69457
      @danielasilva69457 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except on Stardew Valley thanks to Pierre's

  • @leonelc29
    @leonelc29 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Others hate on a game that i quite like? pff, no taste and stuff.
    Yahtzee hate on a game that i quite like? laugh like a maniac for an entire episode.

  • @stevensmileyprod
    @stevensmileyprod 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Why would you use a controller for stardew valley? It's just better with KB+M.

    • @MiaowGaiGar
      @MiaowGaiGar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "Why would anyone ever want to do something different from me? It's just better my way."

    • @MiaowGaiGar
      @MiaowGaiGar 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You need to look up Poe's Law, my friend.

    • @bass-dc9175
      @bass-dc9175 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So do you. Sarcasm is not automatically applying Poe's law.

    • @MiaowGaiGar
      @MiaowGaiGar 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...Which is why you need to look it up as well, because I wasn't saying I was the one invoking it. Wah, waaah.

    • @bass-dc9175
      @bass-dc9175 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      MiaowGaiGar"Which is why you need to look it up as well, because I wasn't saying I was the one invoking it. Wah, waaah."
      No. You were being sarcastic.
      THIS would have been poe's law.
      "KeyB + M is objectively better than any control system. You are absolutely right and noone can prove otherwise! GO PC MASTERRACE !"
      Note:
      Fixiated on a position.
      Proclaiming objective fact.
      Fundamentalistic View on the topic.
      Poe's Law:
      _Poe's Law is an attempt at effective liberal internet satire and declares: “Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humour, it is impossible to create a _*_parody of fundamentalism_*_ that someone won't mistake for the real thing.”_
      Poe's law is a subset of sarcasm. This does not mean that All sarcasm is automatically Poe's law.
      Since your comment was a Strawman of his position, with a sarcastic note, it does not reflect the position of *fundamentalism* but rather a missrepresentation of a non Fundamentalistic oppinion. Your parody was not of a fundamentalistic opinion.
      His statement was a statement of preference.
      Fallacies commited:
      Strawman Fallacy.
      *Fallacy of composition.*
      Moving the Goalpost.
      And Finally:
      "I wasn't saying I was the one invoking it. "
      Neither was he.
      Even better: he is even FURTHER off invoking it than you were.
      Just accept this critism for what it is and move on.
      Everyone is wrong at some points (so was I on the same topic, when I thought like you did). Just learn from it like I did.

  • @jupiterofthemonkey
    @jupiterofthemonkey 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant job on the writing of this episode!

  • @siadina
    @siadina 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have never laughed harder at a game review! Subscribed and keep being awesome!

  • @TheMofos32X
    @TheMofos32X 8 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Last time I was this early I reused this joke.

    • @TheMofos32X
      @TheMofos32X 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jihadi John Please do.

    • @ZURATAMA1324
      @ZURATAMA1324 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TheMofos32X
      So meta, so wow.
      But it doesn't work because you are not Undertale.

  • @lutherholayeahme7449
    @lutherholayeahme7449 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Game: I will kick you out now so you have to restart. What are you gonna do about it?
    Yatzhee: I donno, go outside?
    *turns to leave*
    Game: Wait! Come back!

  • @garrettk7166
    @garrettk7166 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "A touch i particularly like"
    The mini Yahtzee's face is wonderful.

  • @LJW1912
    @LJW1912 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Loved seeing a reference to whispering Bob Harris, of all people

  • @owlflame
    @owlflame 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I agree. The meta concept in super hot sucked compared to the actual game and gameplay. It looks like shit and the story was shit but I like playing it. And only playing it

    • @orenleifer3657
      @orenleifer3657 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +owlflame Yeah, I've played the online demo. Whenever it's on a Steam sale for

    • @hugeyuj8675
      @hugeyuj8675 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Oren Leifer steam game is far better than the online demo, by the way. you might want to hold off on judging it right now

    • @owlflame
      @owlflame 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noct Smurf Eh... I mean, yeah. There's a ton more gameplay and levels. But wow did I not care in the slightest when I was sent to my own appartment building.

  • @usolanddescendantofnolanda2627
    @usolanddescendantofnolanda2627 8 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    SUPER

  • @Jimboola
    @Jimboola 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the very VERY best! So many LOLs!!!!!!!

  • @MysteryFaceX
    @MysteryFaceX 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg that last line is amazing.

  • @tmage23
    @tmage23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I enjoyed Super Hot for about 45 minutes. I love the mechanic but I wish it were incorporated into something a bit deeper.

  • @CyberTechInc2014
    @CyberTechInc2014 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Factorio next? :D

  • @daniloh8113
    @daniloh8113 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I fucking love this show. There has been no compromise, no low point. It doesn't get progressively worse like so many other youtube shows.

  • @bass-dc9175
    @bass-dc9175 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    His reference to undertale is spot on.
    While Superhot is basically saying "Ha I controll you. I just quit the game HAHAHA!"
    The response "Okay I just fuck off then" being the easy counter to such a dull way of breaking the 4th wall.
    Undertale is saying "I controll this game. You played it. You where part in it. If you want to return and keep playing, you have to deal with me. If not: You can go."
    Making the choice of either going on with the game, despite the attempts to controll your actions within much more rewarding.
    Superhot to me is overall rather ... dull. If I want a pseudo turnbased game, I play FTL.
    If I want to kill the same guy over and over again, I play *Insert newest Modern Warfare here*.
    If I want a computer voice to repeat 2 words during interesting parts, I bash my head in with a calculator while playing Elite.

    • @alanfike
      @alanfike 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rewarding? REWARDING?!
      Alright, next time I see you eating a sandwich, I'm going to take away that sandwich and kick you in the balls. Then, when I give back your sandwich, it'll make your sandwich much more.. "rewarding".(?????)

  • @krasykay2294
    @krasykay2294 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    playing stardew valley now, i said 10 more minutes that was 4 hours ago and it's not 2am

  • @Vargas3499
    @Vargas3499 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I was thinking the same shit with super hot. It certainly did not earn the game crash thing that undertale pulled lol. Still really liked the game.

    • @ShiningStudios14
      @ShiningStudios14 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not fully out yet tho

    • @vickilacroix6410
      @vickilacroix6410 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      who cares? being in early access doesn't stop it from being criticized

    • @ChestOfDoom
      @ChestOfDoom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      if it is on the market to buy, it can be criticized

    • @neodymiumaecium5459
      @neodymiumaecium5459 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Undertale only earned a very cancerous fanbase tbh

    • @vickilacroix6410
      @vickilacroix6410 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      NeodymiumAecium5 say what you want about the fans, its still a fucking phenomenal game

  • @bubbledoubletrouble
    @bubbledoubletrouble ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:06 Let it sink in that Yahtzee pronounces ASCII as “Ay Ess See Two”.

  • @AdnanCucak
    @AdnanCucak 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh wow, that intro takes me back. Remember when Escapist had that spat with Pure Pwnage ?

  • @chasemeadows6176
    @chasemeadows6176 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    HELP! THIS WAS MY FIRST YAHTZEE VIDEO! I NEED CPR! I CANT BREATHE! but at least i subscribed

    • @river750777
      @river750777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Chase Meadows
      You have many many hours or laughing your damned ass off.
      Enjoy.

    • @chasemeadows6176
      @chasemeadows6176 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh i will, and i already have...in fact, i think i have an addiction

    • @AppleBiscuits
      @AppleBiscuits 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I recommend his Devil's Third video. It's beautiful.

    • @endlessvally5134
      @endlessvally5134 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I felt like that too

  • @NotSoMelancholy
    @NotSoMelancholy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:35 I'm guessing he never found out about the actual replay function

    • @Honeyxilim
      @Honeyxilim 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Foxbat Still, it'd have been great if we had a clear replay before moving to the next level, to see what we did at the moment, cuz we do so many levels that we dont specially remember which one we liked more than the other, and when we did it

    • @NotSoMelancholy
      @NotSoMelancholy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honeyxilim
      Clear as in includes the pause time? You lost me with everything you just said.

    • @Honeyxilim
      @Honeyxilim 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Foxbat Clearly, i said that it'd great if we got the replay with the sound game and without the Super and the Hot that repeat on screen. We see the replay, and we move on the next level.

    • @NotSoMelancholy
      @NotSoMelancholy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honeyxilim
      My whole comment was about how that's already a thing. Underneath "click to continue" it clearly stats press F1 to view replay.

    • @Honeyxilim
      @Honeyxilim 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Foxbat You see it like beneath the SuperHot, that switch all the time, it's not that clear

  • @angeldeb82
    @angeldeb82 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so funny, especially when the imp tells you to press the escape button! XD

  • @coffetime3323
    @coffetime3323 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    'WAIT! Come back!'
    Holy damn I laughed far more then I should

  • @zaphero5518
    @zaphero5518 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That... was a high amount of criticism for a top 5 game even for Yahtzee. I thought the time spent was a negative not an objective recommendation.

    • @pokemonmanic3595
      @pokemonmanic3595 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Zaphero You should watch his Red Dead Redemption review, so much criticism for a game he put third in his best games of 2010

    • @zaphero5518
      @zaphero5518 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pokemonmanic3595 I saw that one. He wrapped it up by saying that it was very immersive and a good time sink.

    • @semvision
      @semvision 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it's because fuck-all came out in 2016.

  • @TheRichardSilver
    @TheRichardSilver 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The story of SuperHot felt so incredibly pretentious, it wasn't clever at all. I was just skipping through it.
    The gameplay was alright but after a mission or two you get the hang of it *real* quick. I only ended up dying once on the last mission because it had multiple stages. Practically no story (would've been better without it) and incredibly simple and simplistic game mechanics - not enough to keep me interested.

    • @BlueShellshock
      @BlueShellshock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The meta parts were forced as heck too. I remember the part where you're locked up and can't get out - I was hoping so badly that it would be at least clever enough to make a comment if I quit and restarted to 'escape', but it denied me even that.

    • @zarrg5611
      @zarrg5611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Eh, if you don't try to see it as clever it's a fun enough story, though some of the interludes from gameplay can be irritating.

    • @azzzanadra
      @azzzanadra 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zarrg5611 it's not smart, just because someone is pretending to be smart doesn't mean they are.

    • @zarrg5611
      @zarrg5611 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@azzzanadra How does that contradict what I said? I said if you don't look for anything meaningful or smart, it is a fun story.

    • @azzzanadra
      @azzzanadra 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zarrg5611 except that i did turn off my brain, and i didn't have fun with the story as it kept interrupting the gameplay, it is neither engaging nor entertaining.

  • @joshburns1777
    @joshburns1777 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    My god that backstroke analogy was excellent

  • @sansho5325
    @sansho5325 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Reminds me why I subbed. Great videos!

  • @mishapgamer
    @mishapgamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey escapist, in the secrets they comment on the time moving at all time in superhot

  • @twilightvulpine
    @twilightvulpine 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In Stardew Valley you can actually befriend people without giving them anything, just by talking to them regularly.

    • @pureevil9496
      @pureevil9496 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Alex Carvalho That's how it is in Harvest Moon as well. Gifts just speed the process by a completely necessary amount.

    • @twilightvulpine
      @twilightvulpine 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Crow Feathers I didn't know that, but Stardew Valley gives a fair amount of friendship points just for talking. They get 20 per day, while gifts provide at most 80 two times a week.

    • @pureevil9496
      @pureevil9496 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alex Carvalho Two times a week? The limit is only one per day in HM. Maybe these are a lot of points, though. I haven't played SV yet.

    • @stinkylizard
      @stinkylizard 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Crow Feathers You need 2500 points to marry

    • @pureevil9496
      @pureevil9496 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Destiny Bacon Oh my!

  • @ChrisbyFlanker
    @ChrisbyFlanker 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was all spot on, great episode!

  • @RSK412
    @RSK412 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    wow ALMOST forgot these existed!

  • @Illersvansen
    @Illersvansen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    SUPER SHORT
    SUPER DULL
    SUPER OVERPRICED

    • @santiagocastillo5858
      @santiagocastillo5858 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      +Gaydolf Schmitler SUPER FUN
      SUPER LIMITED
      SUPER WE NEED A FUCKING LEVEL EDITOR

    • @rectaalborween8471
      @rectaalborween8471 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Gaydolf Schmitler
      How much is it?
      Come on,a game nearly black and white (in more ways than just the colors) can't be more than 8$

    • @Illersvansen
      @Illersvansen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vangjo Pula It's literally like $22 for 2-3 hours of gameplay.

    • @mikeabdul3637
      @mikeabdul3637 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Vangjo Pula It's $20 on Steam. A 2 hour game for fucking twenty dollars.

    • @Riikimaru07
      @Riikimaru07 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Vangjo Pula Not sure if Sarcasm

  • @fluffythedespoiler3395
    @fluffythedespoiler3395 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You were told to say "SUPERHOT is the most innovative game I've seen in years!" You will be punished accordingly.

  • @ImSloth1
    @ImSloth1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I played superhot a few years ago when it only had a few levels for a competition it entered and I was impressed. I'll have to try the full game now.

  • @RagmaticalRachel
    @RagmaticalRachel 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best episode I've seen in a while. Very funny

  • @cIappo896
    @cIappo896 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Is it just me that hears "SOUP IS HOT. SOUP IS HOT"?

    • @LegendLeaguer
      @LegendLeaguer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think that's just you, because they really enunciate "SUPER"
      Maybe "SOUP HER HOT"?

    • @cIappo896
      @cIappo896 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      LegendLeaguer
      Or just my shitty headphones.

  • @rebeccaliar9873
    @rebeccaliar9873 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    On the one hand, I quite enjoyed SuperHOT's metanarrative moments.
    On the other hand, I haven't finished Undertale yet.
    I propose that Undertale has a sort of Flowers for Algernon affect on meta-gaming.

    • @fou-luthedragonemperor8648
      @fou-luthedragonemperor8648 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I found that Flowers of Algernon is a book, but unless I read it, I don't get what you mean by it. Can you elaborate please?

    • @rebeccaliar9873
      @rebeccaliar9873 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fou-Lu, The Dragon Emperor The main character gets a brain operation and starts getting procedurally smarter. Eventually, everything becomes meaningless and all of life is empty because he's too smart.

    • @fou-luthedragonemperor8648
      @fou-luthedragonemperor8648 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah. Undertale made such an amazing job with metagame that I see that as a possibility. There's a particular reason why it worked and its memorable, but I don't wanna spoil it here.

    • @MASTERLINKXLZYX
      @MASTERLINKXLZYX 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Nathanael Unger That is quite possibly the most perfect way to describe the effect of it. No matter what you go for, it's never quite as good as Undertale was.
      Then again, I'm a sucker for RPGs, animal people, and sad stories in general.

  • @The2econd3vil3xes
    @The2econd3vil3xes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video's six years old now, and I just spotted he misspelled "inadequate"

  • @mrsubject1
    @mrsubject1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I enjoyed that dink smallwood duck religion reference that was a nice touch

  • @Graylord88
    @Graylord88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    ASC2? Oh, so you're Ashens friend who didn't realise those are "i"'s.

    • @camerontrivett3808
      @camerontrivett3808 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Graylord there's a thing called Roman Numerals that use Is as part of its units

    • @mostweasel9550
      @mostweasel9550 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Is actually stand for words in ASCII though. That being said, ASC2 rolls off of the tongue a lot better.

    • @rageagainstthehygiene2357
      @rageagainstthehygiene2357 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Ass-Key"

    • @gus.smedstad
      @gus.smedstad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      American Standard Code for Information Interchange. Yeah, I had to think twice to realize he’d mistaken “Information Interchange” for “Roman numeral 2” as well.

  • @crabman96
    @crabman96 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm high as shit if the "Bullet Wheelchairs" line made me pee myself.

  • @jtroopa
    @jtroopa 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yahtzee makes the antagonist force of Super Hot sound like Wheatley from Portal 2 sprinkled with Grodus from Paper Mario.
    And I love it.

  • @matthewcibor4601
    @matthewcibor4601 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like the positive direction this series is taking!