So TIL runesmith doesn't know what fist of the north star is. You know that "you are already dead" meme, that comes from that show and quivering palm ripped it off whole sale, including the vibration explanation.
The words that came out of you mouth were not necessary to be spoken, yet they were. I cannot live in a world that can let such a thing happen, goodbye
1:58 From the IMDB page for Nacho Libre: "Berated all his life by those around him, a *monk* follows his dream and dons a mask to moonlight as a Luchador (Mexican wrestler)."
The thing though is that Order didn't have monks but brothers since they weren't isolated. They ran an orphanage and "dead guy duty." Brothers/Sisters = all metal dragons. Monks/Nuns = gold dragon hermits Friars (includes Ladies) = silver dragons
7:10 When suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack! *Terry Gilliam's heart attack face with stop-motion fallback* The cartoon terror was no more. The quest for the Holy Grail could continue.
No, no...he didn't make us do anything. We *chose* to do that all on our own.. It was pretty clear what was happening by second-10. That's on us. Now, we have to start asking some serious questions about our selves/priorities and confront our careful avoidance of BDSM, because, _clearly,_ we are all into pain and humiliation. 😁
Zoopdter Doobdter I guarantee the dragging the joke along the ground was XP's idea I'd have just skipped ahead but that'd be as much time as waiting for the bad joke because it's sloppy
2:17 You had a chance to say "KI differences" and didn't take it. Considering the nature of the video, I'll applaud this as a feat of restraint rather than admonish it as failure.
"Mewto's juicy thickness" was not a phrase i ever wanted/needed to hear. So thanks a lot runesmith you absolute monster. Edit: i appreciate the "ahem" atempt to be supportive and everything but i am not interested in any alternative interpretations of mewto's design, thank you very much
my favorite dnd battle i've ever been in thus far was a literal boxing match between myself (goliath barbarian) and one of the main plot relevant characters the party had to track down (half orc monk)
AKA The mighty Buddhist Palm from *_"Kung Fu Hustle,"_* which I've heard is going to get a well-deserved sequel. Also, fun fact: the mentioned movie is what inspired the creation of _"Kung Fu Panda."_
@@DeetotheDubs Yeah, was as surprised as you while reading this news after searching for its title as an addition to this... Now, if only we got the same treatment for _"Kung Pow."_
I can't believe it took me till the end of my second watchthrough to realize the top half of his monk outfit is just a fluffy red towel stapled together at the shoulder. XD
- Monks can't have sex. Me, uneducated person whose only connection to DnD are a subreddit with terrible stories and one popular show, where a monk sleeps with literally everyone: - Wait a minute...
Not a single fist of the North Star reference (everyone saying jojo should know that sun soul exists as extended arm sunlight yellow overdrive not p3+)
@@comet-fy6pd I mean, you gotta admit that the story of a gentleman who has to fight his vampire brother against his will, a 18 years old who outlucks a literal god into space, a 17 years old edgy japanese who uses a punching ghost to destroy the vampire of the first part, a 16 years old not edgy japanese who uses a punching ghost to destroy horny David Bowie, a 15 years old which is also the son of the vampire of the first part becoming the mafia boss, the daughter of the protagonist of part 3 who has to fight a priest that wants to reset the world, a cow boy who has Jesus as a companion who needs to kill the pressident of the united states and whatever the fuck is JoJolion is pretty cool
One of my favourite things about the Vibe Check is that it can be activated anywhere after you apply it at any later point. - You hear of a tyrannical king that his subject worship like a god. - sneak into the king's room. - apply Vibe Check and get the hell out and make sure you’re unfollowed. - the king is wondering wtf just happened but remembers that he has a speech to give. - buy some binoculars (or get a totem barbarian friend who has eagle eyes and the observant feat to be able to see the king at a safe distance). - at the climax of the speech activate the Vibe Check. - king stops talking and ragdolls off the balcony dead. - all his subject saw the king who they worshipped as a god die in front of them. - grab some popcorn and watch the chaos ensue.
The Monk murder mystery show was about a detective with OCD, and on the VHS's of the last season when put in order, on the last one the word Monk is on the other side of the box, to trigger OCD
OCD, germaphobia. and PTSD over his Trudy's (his wife) murder. His brother, who wrote product manuals in numerous languages, was a hoarder, and had agoraphobia.
Interestingly enough, female monks do exist and have a historical basis. In the Christian tradition that's nuns which did their own thing, but in most Eastern traditions, women had almost the same access to monk-hood as men
Monkshood: also known as aconite, wolf's-bane, leopard's bane, mousebane, women's bane, devil's helmet, queen of poisons, or blue rocket. Most species are highly toxic.
Yes but Kenshiro's more frightening of course. He doesn't choose to make you die after the strike, once you're hit, that was a lethal techni- I mean, you're already dead. He put a timer on your life that he doesn't control. There's something much more fucked up about that.
@@demi-femme4821 Could expand it to the martial art of Pragmatism. As long as it works, it's our art. Actually I think that's what Jackie Chan uses with environmental fighting.
"Monastarys are sausages-fests, where the sausages are never allowed to cook." I just watched that video with my bro, he is from Thailand, has served in a Shaolin-Temple and plays a Monk in D&D, and at that line he started laughting his ass of for 15 min straight. x,DDD
For the chastity and poverty, that's often more of a western style Monk...which, class wise, is more of a Cleric than a Monk. D&D Monks are the more eastern style, which can have some of those vows, but a lot of them don't...and many of the subclasses definitely aren't originating from that such as Kensai (Which is basically the wandering weapons master out to build his skills) which is Samurai Jack or Rurouni Kenshin. Most unarmed combatants seem to fit more of the wandering martial artist or searcher for enlightenment archetype than the direct monastic tradition. Sure, a lot of them were called monks which was basically because a lot of monasteries in those areas doubled as orphanages.
I've always thought of "disabling an opponent's reactions" as hitting them so hard they basically get the sensation of being high and are rendered just completely cracked out of their mind for a bit
3:33 “You extend your left pinky toe forward and trip them” (me): laughing at this editing, also me thinking about it too hard. Wait a minute... THAT’S HIS RIGHT PINKY TOE YOU LIAR!
I love quivering palm because the delayed effect allowed you to do some RP stuff, like giving foe a warning not to do attack you again or they'll die, or when set it up early and wait until BBEG exhausted their legendary saves and almost killed one of your party member, etc.
Monks use cellphones for proof when their students run up the steps thing btw, so they're pretty chill with tech now a days, they jsut dont do anything else that would be easy lol
Ah yes Monk, up there as one of my favourites classes after the fighter, haven't tried any of the xanathos traditions yet, been musing of doing a Kensei and basically do a monk archer.
Hey brotha, I just wanted to say that your videos are straight comedy man!!! I really dig your style and sense of humor, you execute all your jokes so solidly, its great!! I would very much love it if you could do more videos more frequently, although I'm sure you're pretty busy in other endeavors and such, but it would be greatly appreciated
With the flurry of blows open hand technique. You can actually apply one of effects to each hit. So land three hits you can trip, push, and say no more reactions. All in a single turn (provide they fail the saves and you land the hits)
Love your videos, so not really critiquing D&D or you since i'm sure this stuff is canon and it's a fantasy universe. For anyone interested in the reality for which monks are based on however there is essentially female monks. Called Bhikkhunī. Some historical female monks, sometimes erroneously referred to as nuns. Fought in combat as well, and trained in martial arts / self defense. Male and female monks however are and were segregated to avoid lust, as like the vow of poverty; lust and sexuality was often looked at negatively as it encourages distraction and greed, preventing you from proper discipline. The distinction between Male and female monks is important here because in eastern philosophy for which D&D monks are primarily based. Male and Female monks are essentially equal, something that is very different from the nuns and monks of the Catholic church. Of course in historical reality this varied widely throughout time and by region.
0:44 But there are 13 classes now counting Artificer. (Which one could be forgiven for forgetting because let's be honest; it's Artificer.) So which class do people play properly?
battle master + open hand monk on a goblin, introducing : gibble the advancer, knock an opponent back 30 feet then run away you coward. enjoy watching your DM give you the death stare as you knock the bbeg into one of there own traps.
I once made a monk that didn't belong to any monastery, her backstory was that she lived in the wilds alone for so many years that she learned how bodies, both her's and the animal's, work just to pass the time. She basicaly learned about ki by trial and error
Everybody is talking about how they tricked us into watching water get microwaved, but nobody is talking about that saucepan with mac n cheese residue on it sitting on the stove.That shit will take forever to clean off.
Again, if ya want to support me and have a cool book: www.kickstarter.com/projects/415994272/stibbles-codex-of-companions?ref=510zo2
So TIL runesmith doesn't know what fist of the north star is. You know that "you are already dead" meme, that comes from that show and quivering palm ripped it off whole sale, including the vibration explanation.
hmm i have a question does the rogue class still O.P as shit when he use a stick
Runesmith do ya intend to get the sword and shield dlc?
Why won't you acknowledge our baby, the fruit of our sublime passion?
Flurry of Blows can actually *not* be used with weapons (at least not by Open Hand monks) because you are only allowed to make 2 *unarmed* strikes !
Note to self: rename 'quivering palm' to 'vibe check'
vibe check? isn't that the roll you make to see if your attack breaks through the enemy's AC?
Same fam
The slap heard round round the world.
@Sightless_Seeker "initiating vibe check, make your constitution save"
*fails*
"you have failed, now perish"
@Sightless_Seeker Even if you make the saving through they still take a bunch of dice worth of necrotic damage
I cant believe he got us all to watch them microwave water
This water is too moist
The words that came out of you mouth were not necessary to be spoken, yet they were. I cannot live in a world that can let such a thing happen, goodbye
This water is *far* too cold
I can’t believe he didn’t blink!
And all this for nothing.
He didn't have the water. We gainer nothing, but lose our time.
And that was amazing
1:58
From the IMDB page for Nacho Libre: "Berated all his life by those around him, a *monk* follows his dream and dons a mask to moonlight as a Luchador (Mexican wrestler)."
so a monk multiclassed into a college of valor bard?
@@mauro_carvajal pretty much
@@mauro_carvajal pretty much
And it's a thing that actually happened in real life
The thing though is that Order didn't have monks but brothers since they weren't isolated. They ran an orphanage and "dead guy duty."
Brothers/Sisters = all metal dragons.
Monks/Nuns = gold dragon hermits
Friars (includes Ladies) = silver dragons
"Quivering Palm = Vibe Check" is exactly the hot take I needed today.
Way of the Cobalt Soul is the true Vibe Checker
1:10 female Monks are sometimes called "Nuns", so if you play a female monk you can whip out some nun-fu.
And if someone tries hitting on you go stunning strike, add in a vicious mockery (either racial trait or magic initiate) and say “NUN-FU-YOU”
"I'LL HAVE TO KNOCK SOME NUN-SENSE INTO YOUR HEAD"
Wielding Nun-Chucks, obviously.
combat nun
A Way of The Shadow female monk is a Nunja
7:10
When suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack!
*Terry Gilliam's heart attack face with stop-motion fallback*
The cartoon terror was no more. The quest for the Holy Grail could continue.
There was a hidden message in those 30 seconds of silence, wasn't there?
WASN'T THERE?
I don't know but there's a lot of blood and someone in a gimpsuit with knife in them in my floor
Oh, snap.
1) who microwase WATER!!!!!
2) that fake blood looks too real
great vidoe otherwise.
Yes, that the water was too cold.
there was a cat
"One of the twelve classes no one knows how to play"
*laughs in Artificer*
@Jett Lucas Hayes and sometimes hex
Laughs in barb
Laughs in mystic
You really out there making us watch a microwave heat water for half a minute
No, no...he didn't make us do anything. We *chose* to do that all on our own..
It was pretty clear what was happening by second-10.
That's on us. Now, we have to start asking some serious questions about our selves/priorities and confront our careful avoidance of BDSM, because, _clearly,_ we are all into pain and humiliation. 😁
@@zoopdterdoobdter5743 It is not a serious question, I know I am into it, though not hardcore, just light
Zoopdter Doobdter
I guarantee the dragging the joke along the ground was XP's idea
I'd have just skipped ahead but that'd be as much time as waiting for the bad joke because it's sloppy
The monk's fingies get all jiggly and it makes your heart go pop
Not gonna lie the "this water is far too cold" joke got me good, then I was surprised you left it for another 30 seconds
2:17
You had a chance to say "KI differences" and didn't take it.
Considering the nature of the video, I'll applaud this as a feat of restraint rather than admonish it as failure.
6:40 Logan's ragdoll had me in a laughing fit.
"Mewto's juicy thickness" was not a phrase i ever wanted/needed to hear. So thanks a lot runesmith you absolute monster.
Edit: i appreciate the "ahem" atempt to be supportive and everything but i am not interested in any alternative interpretations of mewto's design, thank you very much
Hey *puts hand on shoulder* I learned I had a sudden thing with dragon thiccness from some one else. We all experience it
*hastily looks up Mewtwo on furry art site of choice*.
Tom Franck, I'll send you farther into the rabbit hole. Look up Mewto Shadbase.
@@Rick_Harper No, and no, and also never, and NO NO NO NO
@@tomfranck8821 Do it. Give in to the dark side.
I love how your quivering palm deaths are just Skyrim ragdoll deaths
my favorite dnd battle i've ever been in thus far was a literal boxing match between myself (goliath barbarian) and one of the main plot relevant characters the party had to track down (half orc monk)
Great....
*Note to self: ad a open hand monk to the list*
What list?
Stunning strike + flurry of blows and push people 60 ft since they fail all str and dex saves
@@defensivekobra3873 the to play list.
Make it a tortle or tabaxi for the sake of the memes.
Hey Kris
AKA The mighty Buddhist Palm from *_"Kung Fu Hustle,"_* which I've heard is going to get a well-deserved sequel.
Also, fun fact: the mentioned movie is what inspired the creation of _"Kung Fu Panda."_
omg Kung Fu Hustle getting a sequel? I loved that movie. How have I not heard of this until now!?
Thank you!
@@DeetotheDubs Yeah, was as surprised as you while reading this news after searching for its title as an addition to this...
Now, if only we got the same treatment for _"Kung Pow."_
this is the best news I have heard in a while!!
“Have you heard of the high-“ *dies*
The real life action scenes are truly making these videos gold
I can't believe it took me till the end of my second watchthrough to realize the top half of his monk outfit is just a fluffy red towel stapled together at the shoulder. XD
When he tripped Jacob with his toe I started laughing too hard. The hahas were just too powerful.
7:10 I love that the vibe check has a TF2 Crit noise
And when the Spy saw the breadth of his work; he wept, for there were no more backs to stab.
Are we just gonna pretend that Quivering Palm isn’t literally “Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru”
It could also be Killer Queen.
Killer Queen has already touched this comment.
@@Craterfist NANI!
If Way of the Open Hand is Hokuto Shinken then what would be the DnD equivalent of Nanto Seiken?
@@APoleYouKnow Way of Mercy heals via poking people sooooo....
You cant tell me they fight dirtier than the drunkard subclass.
- Monks can't have sex.
Me, uneducated person whose only connection to DnD are a subreddit with terrible stories and one popular show, where a monk sleeps with literally everyone:
- Wait a minute...
The bardic temples of sexton are an exception of course
Orrus Fellin We’re talking Beauregard here, right?
@@scepta101 Yes, obviously.
@SaviorOfNirn It varies by order I guess. But you could totally homebrew a mystic Chad order that kicks ass and destroys pussy for the glory of God
Christian & Buddhist monks can't have sex, a monk dedicated to, say, Venus/Aphrodite would probably be obliged to.
Not a single fist of the North Star reference (everyone saying jojo should know that sun soul exists as extended arm sunlight yellow overdrive not p3+)
I mean, you have a JoJo reference, which is close enough, I guess
I know right?!
@@comet-fy6pd I mean, you gotta admit that the story of a gentleman who has to fight his vampire brother against his will, a 18 years old who outlucks a literal god into space, a 17 years old edgy japanese who uses a punching ghost to destroy the vampire of the first part, a 16 years old not edgy japanese who uses a punching ghost to destroy horny David Bowie, a 15 years old which is also the son of the vampire of the first part becoming the mafia boss, the daughter of the protagonist of part 3 who has to fight a priest that wants to reset the world, a cow boy who has Jesus as a companion who needs to kill the pressident of the united states and whatever the fuck is JoJolion is pretty cool
You are already disappointed.
@@anthonylipira9526 of course. It's an easy joke but a good one.
One of my favourite things about the Vibe Check is that it can be activated anywhere after you apply it at any later point.
- You hear of a tyrannical king that his subject worship like a god.
- sneak into the king's room.
- apply Vibe Check and get the hell out and make sure you’re unfollowed.
- the king is wondering wtf just happened but remembers that he has a speech to give.
- buy some binoculars (or get a totem barbarian friend who has eagle eyes and the observant feat to be able to see the king at a safe distance).
- at the climax of the speech activate the Vibe Check.
- king stops talking and ragdolls off the balcony dead.
- all his subject saw the king who they worshipped as a god die in front of them.
- grab some popcorn and watch the chaos ensue.
The Monk murder mystery show was about a detective with OCD, and on the VHS's of the last season when put in order, on the last one the word Monk is on the other side of the box, to trigger OCD
OCD, germaphobia. and PTSD over his Trudy's (his wife) murder. His brother, who wrote product manuals in numerous languages, was a hoarder, and had agoraphobia.
Interestingly enough, female monks do exist and have a historical basis. In the Christian tradition that's nuns which did their own thing, but in most Eastern traditions, women had almost the same access to monk-hood as men
That expansion isn't done yet
They are still called nuns in English, but yeah
Monkshood: also known as aconite, wolf's-bane, leopard's bane, mousebane, women's bane, devil's helmet, queen of poisons, or blue rocket. Most species are highly toxic.
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You either pass the vibe check, or your heart gets Thanos-ed
Hence, vibe > Thanos
Better your heart gets Thanos-ed than your butt getting Ant Man-ed
I thought it's a reference to Hokuto Shinken. Kenshiro is an Open Hand Monk, no questions asked.
Yes but Kenshiro's more frightening of course. He doesn't choose to make you die after the strike, once you're hit, that was a lethal techni- I mean, you're already dead. He put a timer on your life that he doesn't control. There's something much more fucked up about that.
@@YukonHexsun he does, he can even use his bullshit-fu to heal people
Now the real question is "When are we going to get the Way of Throwing Dynamite Around subclass?"
@@demi-femme4821 Could expand it to the martial art of Pragmatism. As long as it works, it's our art. Actually I think that's what Jackie Chan uses with environmental fighting.
Don‘t feel all high and mighty.
He is a wizard, of course he dies in one hit!
3:34 - "you extend your left pinkie toe-"
*shows footage of his right foot*
"Monastarys are sausages-fests, where the sausages are never allowed to cook."
I just watched that video with my bro, he is from Thailand, has served in a Shaolin-Temple and plays a Monk in D&D, and at that line he started laughting his ass of for 15 min straight. x,DDD
"this video is far too short" (adds 30 second microwave clip)
i'm here now, ready to accept your praise and admirations!
For the chastity and poverty, that's often more of a western style Monk...which, class wise, is more of a Cleric than a Monk.
D&D Monks are the more eastern style, which can have some of those vows, but a lot of them don't...and many of the subclasses definitely aren't originating from that such as Kensai (Which is basically the wandering weapons master out to build his skills) which is Samurai Jack or Rurouni Kenshin. Most unarmed combatants seem to fit more of the wandering martial artist or searcher for enlightenment archetype than the direct monastic tradition. Sure, a lot of them were called monks which was basically because a lot of monasteries in those areas doubled as orphanages.
Cleric-Monk multiclass is mechanically valid
SaviorOfNirn Barbarian Wizard begs to differ
@@uberd3323 Really wish the 3.5 rage mage could be made to work in 5e...those were always fun to see someone play.
the sheer amount of memes in this video, lmao
3:17 wait just a damn minute. That sound clip.
Is that a damn Jojos reference?
If you ever get two open hand monks fighting, you know what they should scream
You expected another flurry of blows joke...
BUT IT WAS ME *DIO*
the expression Jacob has microwaving water is just a parallel microcosm for everything wrong in my life
Once made a Monk that wasn’t even a monk, just some brute guy from the forest that uses anger instead of ki and knows the way of the closed hand.
1. Logan pulls off a towel surprisingly well. Didn't even realize it was a towel till the end. 2. WHO THE HECK MICROWAVES A GLASS OF WATER?
3:33
*STAR FINGER!!!*
"Mewtwo's juicy thiccness"
Best way to end a video: bloopers!
Microwaving your water makes me angry beyond explanation.
Oh, so this is the equivalent of Pokemon's Mega Slap (and Perish Song)
I always thought of Quivering Palm as the thing Kenshiro does in Fist of the North Star
O-mae wa mou shindeiru.
Kenshiro then: "Omae wa mou shindeiru."
Kenshiro now: "You have failed your vibe test."
Does quivering palm, waits 4 days, looms at the dm... “Ayyo, VIBE CHECK”
Stunning strike + flurry of blows and push people 60 ft since they fail all str and dex saves
I've got a Tabaxi open palm monk. He's so much fun to play. His movement is insane. Spends all his money on improving the lives of orphans.
before vibe checking said orphans, Namustay.
This deserves more recognition.
I've always thought of "disabling an opponent's reactions" as hitting them so hard they basically get the sensation of being high and are rendered just completely cracked out of their mind for a bit
"high" is a bit of a vague term, that could describe any number of sensations. it really depends on the substance.
"one of the twelve classes nobody knows how to play"
okay but seriously, how can you screw up barbarian? their entire description is "I hit it again."
I think there are 13 classes. If so that’s the 1 class people can play right.
3:33 “You extend your left pinky toe forward and trip them” (me): laughing at this editing, also me thinking about it too hard. Wait a minute... THAT’S HIS RIGHT PINKY TOE YOU LIAR!
THANK YOU
I love quivering palm because the delayed effect allowed you to do some RP stuff, like giving foe a warning not to do attack you again or they'll die, or when set it up early and wait until BBEG exhausted their legendary saves and almost killed one of your party member, etc.
I beg your pardon, there are lots and lots of nuns in buddhism, and they have the same ranks as monks
2:42 had to have been the most cathartic thing you've ever done. Killing the fireball wizard
Oh man, this video opened up with controversy. Now I must watch it to ferment my attacked opinion.
But let me throw money at a rad Kickstarter first.
That pain cry at 2:40 has me dying faster than a failed quivering palm check 😂
Way of the Open Hand
Aka
Neji Hyuga but your 64 palm technique actually does it's job.
7:12 "Have you heard of the high-elves?"
Monks use cellphones for proof when their students run up the steps thing btw, so they're pretty chill with tech now a days, they jsut dont do anything else that would be easy lol
Ah yes Monk, up there as one of my favourites classes after the fighter, haven't tried any of the xanathos traditions yet, been musing of doing a Kensei and basically do a monk archer.
Hey brotha, I just wanted to say that your videos are straight comedy man!!! I really dig your style and sense of humor, you execute all your jokes so solidly, its great!! I would very much love it if you could do more videos more frequently, although I'm sure you're pretty busy in other endeavors and such, but it would be greatly appreciated
3:23 omg that picture :D
Furry of blows
Killer Queen has already diddled that spritual rhythm.
Runesmith: "It´s probably inspired by that one move from kill bill."
Kenshiro from Fist of the North star: "your´re already dead to me!"
Never have I seen a man so scared as when logan jingled Jacob's keys
while true irl there is nothing in d&d about monastic orders being mostly male
With the flurry of blows open hand technique. You can actually apply one of effects to each hit. So land three hits you can trip, push, and say no more reactions. All in a single turn (provide they fail the saves and you land the hits)
Love your videos, so not really
critiquing D&D or you since i'm sure this stuff is canon and it's a fantasy universe. For anyone interested in the reality for which monks are based on however there is essentially female monks. Called Bhikkhunī. Some historical female monks, sometimes erroneously referred to as nuns. Fought in combat as well, and trained in martial arts / self defense. Male and female monks however are and were segregated to avoid lust, as like the vow of poverty; lust and sexuality was often looked at negatively as it encourages distraction and greed, preventing you from proper discipline.
The distinction between Male and female monks is important here because in eastern philosophy for which D&D monks are primarily based. Male and Female monks are essentially equal, something that is very different from the nuns and monks of the Catholic church. Of course in historical reality this varied widely throughout time and by region.
4:21 Oberyn Martell should’ve really multiclassed into monk, huh
5:51 I see your taking queues from Family Guy now...
In that case, we NEED a video after a chicken gives him a bad coupon!
I love that Game Grumps reference at 1:35. I have legitimately never heard anyone quote it like that other than myself and my wife.
Way of the open hand: go all kenshiro on your enemies.
Monks are like Nuns...Welp, I know what My next chararter is gonna be. A Monk Nun who uses a yardstick to smack the hands of evil-doers.
Monk: Touches king.
King: What did you just do?
Monk: *Vibe check activated*
Hmmm... need to remember to rename Quivering Palm to Five Finger Death Punch... accurate name, plus I love the band!
3:29 Flurry of blows (and martial arts) does require it to be unarmed strikes for the bonus action attacks.
0:44 But there are 13 classes now counting Artificer. (Which one could be forgiven for forgetting because let's be honest; it's Artificer.) So which class do people play properly?
Thats the joke:
People dont play ANY class properly
The wizard. *ESPECIALLY THE WIZARD*
@@josephwilliams5292 It's like "For the love of Matt Mercer, stop spamming Fireball!"
“way of the slapping hand”
"electricity is blasphemy"
laughs in eldritch knight shocking grasp
It would have been hilarious if he didn't even die after he microwaved the water and Runesmith just made us watch a guy microwave water for no reason
BRUH, how the hell could you not include "Hokuto No Ken" reference somewhere in this?
Maybe he's like me and doesn't know what that is.
battle master + open hand monk on a goblin, introducing : gibble the advancer, knock an opponent back 30 feet then run away you coward. enjoy watching your DM give you the death stare as you knock the bbeg into one of there own traps.
Guess I now have an idea for my next character.
“12 Classes no one plays right”. I knew I was playing Bubbles the Grung Artificer right.
Last time I was this early Abeir-Toril was still a thing
Pray tell, what happened to it, Mr Marx?
@@tahunuva4254 4e retcons
Think this will be my first kickstarter. Looks awesome.
I once made a monk that didn't belong to any monastery, her backstory was that she lived in the wilds alone for so many years that she learned how bodies, both her's and the animal's, work just to pass the time. She basicaly learned about ki by trial and error
*Quivering Palm*
*Scadenfreude Taunt*
Everybody is talking about how they tricked us into watching water get microwaved, but nobody is talking about that saucepan with mac n cheese residue on it sitting on the stove.That shit will take forever to clean off.
The cat is actually the true monk.
Every time it meows in the video, someone died
Why does Jacob appear more on Runesmith than his own channel
The take the reaction is a throat punch, stunning but not entirely.
The stunning strike is a ball shot
Is there a chance 2 monks can Thanos snap each other at the same time?
Theoretically if they did it at the exact same time? Yep.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be...
Goodluck getting them to fail with being proficient and having a free roll retry
There vibes are dope, they probably survive