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Shit, you’d never have to chase anyone. I mean, think about how economically sound this is - a 12,000 missile per every shot, so yeah that’s really expensive right? Well, wrong! You’d have a fear factor that would keep people from driving fast - and that would bring gas and police transportation costs down as a result. An M136 CS rocket launcher would disable or destroy any car instantly! Good cop, donut.
@@u.nforcesalx9892 no no no no, you get big turrets with the GAU-8 Avenger with a thermal sight that's electrically controlled for home defense, OBVIOUSLY. And it MUST use depleted uranium rounds to kill any bad guys behind the one your trying to kill
every time I got arrested I got a laugh or 2 out the officers.. probly cuse I’m a goofy fuckin dick head but still.. it made that 60 degree concrete bench comfy. Until I woke up and had to call a fuckin lawyer..😒
jesus, police are humans. but they are law enforcers. if you are dealing with them, its because you either broke a law or there is a suspicion you did. so they aren't really gonna be your buddy. but people who say this probably wave and talk to off duty officers all the time and dont even notice.
ZackM unless you do the simple big brain play of buying it illegally, or somewhere else. Not to mention the fact that I am not aware of even one state that has tried to do away with gun ownership by taxing the hell out of it.
All jokes aside, your police are kinda a bit too jazzed up with guns and armoured vehicles if you ask me. But i think the joke with the AT-4 is amazing XD
@@Juan-jm7vr the thing is that cops prepare for the worst. Most cops wont probably get into that many gun fights in their careers, but when they do, they will be prepared themselves. Cops in the UK are prepared for the norm, as in they probably wont need a gun ever, and thus dont carry one. But when SHTF, their only resource is call for specialized units. As for armored cars, cops in the US dont roll around in armored cars, and mostly use them when Shit REALLT hits the fan, like an active shooter or terrorist attack.
Lost my sh*t at "Where is his PT belt?" To anyone that doesn't know, the PT belt is a piece of body armor that makes the wearer invulnerable to all physical attacks or collisions with moving objects. It also has the ability to divert the attention of a would-be sniper. Oh, and it has a strange calming effect on CSMs, makes them yell less.
But just one Rocket wouldn't be enough for Killdozers...which is why I recommend all police agencies get an AC-130 for enforcing speed limits at all times, and for these special occasions of barricaded suspects or killdozers
2.06 "Her attorney are also arguing that the police officer is putting her 2 year old child risk." Ah, so that means that drunk driving at the wrong side isn't putting the kid at risk?
It's possible she could get some kind of partial responsibility payout since he was weaving back and forth, making it harder for her to avoid him. I hope not, but I can at least see some logic in attempting it. After all, the 911 operator who hung up on a gunshot victim because he didn't feel like helping sued the city for psychological damage when they fired him and got $25000.
I just love police departments that post wholesome and funny things to social media, my local pd occasionally does lipsyncing and other fun stuff like that, and the officers throughout the department are really nice.
In the dead-ass middle of Kansas, America, I used to deliver mail to the Sedgwick County Sheriff's Property and Evidence building. They had a display of some of the more exotic confiscated weapons. Obviously they're not hanging live ordnance up for display, but the launchers they came in were impressive to behold, mainly because it is 100% stuff confiscated during traffic stops, search warrants, etc.
3:55 I'm glad you give shout outs to the guys who still have a sense of humor. There's a good chance some of them were second guessing the post to begin with, but we can send some positivity their way to show that there are still people in the world who do not just immediately get offended by everything in existence.
@@jeffsanders663 Negative. That's why they should give whatever they may have left in some middle-of-nowhere warehouse with 50's shit all in it. And while at it, get me good ol' US Rifle, Caliber 30-06, M1(Garand)
@@AndreS-xq5nk So uh bad news about the m1 grands some dick weed politician kind of ordered for a bunch of old military reserves from the 1940s and 50s to be destroyed and the ones that had been buried under ground ended up getting filled with concrete so as a closing statement fuck you liberals.
Hi Donut. Got a ticket this evening. I pulled over as far as possible, kept my hands on the wheel, had my interior lights on, provided all the requested info to the officer, and guess what? I didn't get shot! The officer even advised me how to safely get back on to the busy highway. What?! A nice officer? Crazy.
I have spoken to military personnel who have personally used the Javelin, and might I say, the man's not wrong about using unguided rockets to stop moving vehicles. It's just not gonna happen. Drop the AT-4. Give that to SWAT. They don't chase vehicles much. You highway patrol boys definitely need Javelins.
**DO NOT JOKE ABOUT TURKEYS!** I remember when I was four years old and my family had 15 or 20 turkeys and they would kick my ass when they had the opportunity.
@@Llama_charmer It's not a matter of defending someone who was in the wrong, it's a matter of keeping the police and justice system accountable. Our system is set up so police and civilians have to be antagonists to one another.
Agreed on the dash cam. I love the Mobius system. About $130 total for camera,mount,capacitor system to replace the battery,wiring system,and a memory card
2:05 Attorneys argue that the officer put the lady's kid in Danger. Yeah like the mother wasn't putting her own kid in Danger while recklessly drunk driving on the wrong way. Smh
So... the person driving the wrong way isn't in the wrong, the officer that is trying to stop him on the right side of the road is? Man, these allergies are killing me. Sneezing so much because of all the BULLSHIT
I seriously had tears in my eyes laughing so hard about those comments on the police department enforcing the 45 mph speed zone. I hope they keep it up!!!! Thanks for sharing.
@Rulya Ard Mhacha Farley Oh, so I have an autistic scoring system based on your opinion versing mine? Very well, you are at -1bn for assuming I'm a brit :)
@Rulya Ard Mhacha Farley You are one of the most stupid people I have seen on donut's comments, I told you I was an irish nationalist republican, bn is short for billion, how did you come to the conclusion that bn = £?
@Rulya Ard Mhacha Farley Oh, you call me, a man who has never gone near alcohol and actively tells others to avoid it a "dumb... miserable drunk", you base that on what evidence? Edit: I like your psychological projection onto me, it's funny and cute really, I understand, you just have a horrible life, you are an alcoholic etc, not that I have any evidence for these claims.
My dad actually worked for Texas Instruments and helped design the javelin missile, he even had government clearance and was able to watch the early firings, where he and 15 other people would be in a locked up room and they would play a special recording. But he never got to see the end production of the rocket system.
That's really interesting. I work for Emerson Electric and whenever I see our instrumentation go into military hardware I get really excited. I couldn't imagine designing or building a Javelin missile system.
That's awesome! My dad worked at the Hughes TOW missile division in Tucson, AZ in the seventies and years later told me about a "hypervelocity" round demo he went to in White Sands, NM. He said the round sailed through 4 ft of solid steel from 3 miles down range (and kept going until it hit the mountain behind it). I didn't believe him at the time and never mentioned it. Now I hear the Navy has quietly deployed a few "mods" on destroyers that do something like this. Yeah I'm an idiot.
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Why stop at javelins? Get an A10 warthog, each buzz is the sound of justice
I know a A10 can loiter low & slow,
but even the best pilots would find it a challenge to stay hidden flying circles behind a billboard
Justice! Merica!
@@rwbimbie5854 some places already have aerial speed enforcement.
They just have to upgrade their Cessnas
Southwestjet 1992 Raining freedom from the Heavens. Brrrrrrrrrrrrtt!!!!!
20 tons of Justice, loving every inch of it
*Goes 1 MPH more than usual*
Police: oh well where's my bazooka?
*BAZOOKA TIME BBY*
Shit, you’d never have to chase anyone. I mean, think about how economically sound this is - a 12,000 missile per every shot, so yeah that’s really expensive right? Well, wrong!
You’d have a fear factor that would keep people from driving fast - and that would bring gas and police transportation costs down as a result.
An M136 CS rocket launcher would disable or destroy any car instantly!
Good cop, donut.
@@bandit5875 r/woosh
@@bandit5875 r/whoosh
Tanner Compton r/whoosh
"The AT-4 is the only acceptable home defence weapon"
Objection! Petition to make the M134 as a Home Defence weapon
@@u.nforcesalx9892 no no no no, you get big turrets with the GAU-8 Avenger with a thermal sight that's electrically controlled for home defense, OBVIOUSLY. And it MUST use depleted uranium rounds to kill any bad guys behind the one your trying to kill
Defense****
What about a fully armed ss-18 SATAN 5 nuclear warheads intercontinental ballistic missile
They should mount those on the stop lights so instead of taking a picture of your plate when you run a Red light it just shoots you
“Patterson, fire a warning shot.”
“Sir, this is a M32 Grenade Launcher”
“Ah, potato potato just fire patterson”
Russian bajur
*Thunk*
"POTATO"
Me, Who is in Ireland: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Why is he telling Potato to fire Patterson? Patterson did nothing wrong!
Man of culture. Smity right?
It's great to see Police Officers with a sense of humor.
Most of them have one. I mean you are watching a police officer.
every time I got arrested I got a laugh or 2 out the officers.. probly cuse I’m a goofy fuckin dick head but still.. it made that 60 degree concrete bench comfy. Until I woke up and had to call a fuckin lawyer..😒
@@bigdaddypimpcup7507 sounds like you are familiar with the police in your city
@@marcuspoosz2190 sadly yes I am. But there just doing there job man.. I actually know most of them personally..
jesus, police are humans. but they are law enforcers. if you are dealing with them, its because you either broke a law or there is a suspicion you did. so they aren't really gonna be your buddy. but people who say this probably wave and talk to off duty officers all the time and dont even notice.
Me: *Drives down the highway at 41 mph*
Also me, looking in the rear view mirror: *What the hell is flying towards me?*
Pandem R32 Skyline i hope you have flares!
That's a slow highway
@@Legoman775 😂
An mk2 and deluxo
Lmao
I love how the police departments are going the Wendys route and trolling the trolls and snowflakes.
i fuckin love it lol
i love it. better than having so much tension around officers when they can joke like this too!
its well deserved. haha
I wish they would turn up the noise actually. Cops are boss at trolling chumps
@@alpacatwoniner2370 but they gotta be sensitive to the pussy hats as well.... That thin blue line... #Respect
Officer: “The criminal is holding a wooden spoon!”
Also Officer: *Pulls out Rocket Launcher*
where was the rocket launcher when that guy attacked officer with a knife
@@fqbfallenqbuilds3803 It was a joke-
Wooden spoons HURT tho
@@blaise6114 fax
You forgot to mention the fact that it was a tactical spoon, it has a screwdriver, flashlight, and pocket knife
The turkey chasing the kid was hilarious. I'm glad the child got away safely.
Wild Turkeys have started making a comeback in my area. They’re pretty awesome birds!
Xd he didnt look behind him at all
@@lackofboringstuf2347 That kid had great survival instincts! Eyes front, legs moving, no screwing around!
He would survive the horror movie.
Turkeys are mean mofos second only to swans in aggravated assault statistics.
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*I bEt iT FiREs DoNUts...*
HunterNidus _i BeT iT FIrEs DoNuTs_
I must fire donuts since it looks nice
Zuckerdrone yes you would be correct
**ye**
Sorry I had a stroke
Who was in charge of the Loretto PD comment and replies?
Give them a promo and a donut
I bEt iT fIrEs DoNuTs
No shit, the gif of the guy pointing up at the comment about not caring killed me lol.
@@TheExplosiveGuy Same. I literally laughed out loud.
And I don't laugh.
Ever.
@@ThisEpicLife Very.
Correct.
Indeed.
Oh my gosh seriously though.
1:20 Man, it's "attourneys" like these which makes people despise lawyers.
"What in the xanax-snorting, bedazzled-blue-jeans-wearing Florida man happened here?"
My sides!
I read this comment as he said it🤣
Evan F. I was scrolling the comments while watchibg and rigth as i came to this comment he said that
real niggas know xanax has no nasal bioavailability so it can only be taken orally
Ryan Reynolds approves this comment
Florida man reporting.
I’m proud of my bedazzled jeans and my cornucopia of floral pattern tropical button-ups and hats
69 being a mastermind of a bank heist?
With rainbow lookin hair?
*really*
@Giovanni Boykin right????
Gta 5
He makes a good fall guy.
Dude looks like a Humanize Carebear
Domt deny the other inmates
Who’s here in 2019 where he’s accepting literally every plea deal. 2021 update. Y’all don’t have to tell me he’s out. I’m also in 2021
Takashi69: "i know who p.c princple is subscribe too"
Ayeeee
DA “ so your going away for a long time”
Mr 69 “ wait I know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop”
6ix9ine likes dude butt and floppy weiners
for real
Calling a turkey a suspect is not only hilarious but accurate as well
RAMIREZ USE THE JAVELIN TO TAKE DOWN THAT BTR
but sir that's a civilian
RAMIREZ
ok
You madd lad.
th-cam.com/video/OzcSZG_RtME/w-d-xo.html
Civilians? I here target practice
You got it, Sarge.
Don’t have to tell me twice
speedgun *no*
Speed RPG *Yes*
ACTUALLY * loud nerdy sound and pushes up glasses* that my friend is an AT4 which is an 84 millimeter unguided smoothbore recoilless rifle
@@mattko8580 .
K
@David Moores yos
*goes over 1 mph for 3 seconds*
Officer: alright *beep* im *beep* locking on *beeeeep*
Radio: (send it)
How it feels to play gta online
That type of lancher cant lock on
@@flatmarssociety5707 i cam believe
@@lettuce6590 yea you can believe but still it doesn't make that type of lancher lock on
@@flatmarssociety5707 i know it doesn't lock on but making it lock on makes the comment juicier
me: *speeding*
The police officer: *pulls out a fucking rocket launcher*
me: ... well it was a good life
Cop : I'm requesting a ICBM launch on a red Sudan for a broke taillight
SpIdErS aReGaY requesting a nuke someone has a tiny scuff on his license plate
@@russianremixs3027 r/yourjokebutworse
Thwack r/isthatevenasubreddit
@@russianremixs3027 r/yes
PITSteelers r/cool
"What in xanax snorting bedazzled blue Jean's wearing Florida man is that" my catchphrase now
lane Longmire I read your comment at the exact moments he said that
Same here!😀 I also knew exactly what the 1 other comment was going to be.
Xanax isn't water soluble so it's pointless to snort... Lol
I read the comments looking for someone to quote him
ThE PoLiCe iS tOo MiLiTaRiZeD
Police: johnson, go get the AT4
I'm not saying they are not or that they shpuld not nor that they should all i'm saying is that this cop had an at4
ZackM unless you do the simple big brain play of buying it illegally, or somewhere else. Not to mention the fact that I am not aware of even one state that has tried to do away with gun ownership by taxing the hell out of it.
@@derekeastman7771 he"s just broke lol
All jokes aside, your police are kinda a bit too jazzed up with guns and armoured vehicles if you ask me.
But i think the joke with the AT-4 is amazing XD
@@Juan-jm7vr the thing is that cops prepare for the worst. Most cops wont probably get into that many gun fights in their careers, but when they do, they will be prepared themselves.
Cops in the UK are prepared for the norm, as in they probably wont need a gun ever, and thus dont carry one. But when SHTF, their only resource is call for specialized units.
As for armored cars, cops in the US dont roll around in armored cars, and mostly use them when Shit REALLT hits the fan, like an active shooter or terrorist attack.
I know this is 2 years old but I can't get enough of it lmao
3 years after you and same ..... sometimes the funny is just timeless
**Spoiler alert** Rainbow man snitches on his friends
Oh no
I think he was a fed the whole time how are you going to call out killers and not be scared
@@alex-no6cv Millionaire with very expensive security
*Rule 63 has entered the chat*
Angel Lopez snitches get stiches
You make me smile.
MikeyMo Vlogs hey, my man! How are things?
big fan
Imma fan DONUT RESPOND
this sounds weird
NKarta going good!!!
My friend: bro I got a speeding ticket
Me: oh dang if you were speeding in my town you’d be dead they’d just rpg u
To all the people who liked ur a legend
This is just Afghanistan
Intellectual Ammunition haha my sheriff got in trouble with heroine and hookers
3:29 wow, that’s brutal, the man/woman in that car is a savior for the child.
Lost my sh*t at "Where is his PT belt?" To anyone that doesn't know, the PT belt is a piece of body armor that makes the wearer invulnerable to all physical attacks or collisions with moving objects. It also has the ability to divert the attention of a would-be sniper. Oh, and it has a strange calming effect on CSMs, makes them yell less.
All hail the blessed pt belt. Father Mattis of the order of Knife Hands approves of this sacred armor.
I heard a story of a guy who got hit by a PFC in a 28% interest new Camaro and didn't have a scratch on him.
If you've ever been hit by a car on base while wearing a pt belt... go ahead and hit that subscribe button.
You only need that in the morning or in AIT you boot if your off duty don't need it
tiget2013 You always need it on, PT belt saves lives, it deflects bullets and renders IEDs defunct.
69 isn't excepting any plea deals.. So he snitched for free 🤔
What a mastermind LMAO
damage is already done, it'll be a surprise if they keep him alive.
Lol that fuck head
*goes 0.0000001 mile above the speed limit*
police: BLAST HIM! BLAST HIM!
socks man (car deploys flares) -police (surprised pikachu face)
@@Legoman775 and the flares working against a unguided rocket
That at-4 joke is honestly so fucking funny, man I wish more departments could be like that
So we just gone act like he didn't just say "Tekashit" at the 1:07 mark LMAO.
XD
I heard it
Lmao
J At he didnt
Its true tho
Convert one of those into a radar gun, just the imagery alone would slow people down.
Incorrect, man presents bazooka I hightail it
I thought that's what they did when I saw the thumbnail.
No I’d floor it lmao. Get tf out of that town.
@@caracalcontinuum3118 you can run but the missile knows where you are cause it knows where you aren’t
@@WhoThoughtThisWasGood the AT-4 is unguided though
POOR Teriyaki 7eventy 5ive
A Giant Rock
Poor Area 5ifty 1ne
Fun pic with the AT-4. Every time I see ' Speed limit enforced by laser ' I envision a speeder getting zapped by a space-based laser.
Random person: drives at 41mph
Cops: so anyways, I started blasting.
46?
unoriginal and gay
@@diydunder3377 dont have to describe yourself
@@eriquintana7822 project more homie.
@@hwhaht how so my ignorant friend?
The at-4 will stop another "killdozer" incident.
Killdozer did nothing wrong
Gingeabred Guy killdozer was a hero.
Killdozer for president
needs to more killdozers and less gingeabred guys
But just one Rocket wouldn't be enough for Killdozers...which is why I recommend all police agencies get an AC-130 for enforcing speed limits at all times, and for these special occasions of barricaded suspects or killdozers
That thumbnail is purely sexual lol
Matsimus yes
I watch you vids dude! *DO SOMETHING ON CANADIANS IN WW2*
Hey matt
Dude XD go make some tanks video
Matsimus you’re everywhere
2.06 "Her attorney are also arguing that the police officer is putting her 2 year old child risk."
Ah, so that means that drunk driving at the wrong side isn't putting the kid at risk?
It's possible she could get some kind of partial responsibility payout since he was weaving back and forth, making it harder for her to avoid him. I hope not, but I can at least see some logic in attempting it. After all, the 911 operator who hung up on a gunshot victim because he didn't feel like helping sued the city for psychological damage when they fired him and got $25000.
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
He use AT4 rocket launcher
He endangers the camera man behind his bacc
@@soupcake3092 **moves slightly away**
*"KLART BAKÅT!!"*
I... I think it's supposed to rhyme...
Argonaut Gaming it does rhyme
@@argonautgaming35 Let me finish that for you: "and so did you"
3:40 This just in!
The suspect has been caught, convicted, and sentenced to death on November 28th.
He will Fry for his crimes!
Sentenced to thanks giving
@@tyfighters002verkerk9 yeah, that's what he said
Wait, why November 28th?
Darkness Nighthingale nobody tell her
@@6th_Army Thanksgiving
drunk driving gnome, turkey chasing kids , tactical boom boom sticks. satisfactory.
You'd be surprised how much respect you actually get inside when its known you're only inside because you refused to be a grass.
In my experience, people still spread rumors of you snitching no matter what you do.
Surplus AT-4's are great against Drunk Drivers too, and the best thing : No hang-over or paperwork ;)
It made me happy when I saw that person pull in front of the bird to help to kid out. How wholesome
The framing on the left side of the screen is not ideal.
Damn you right.
Holy shit
Lol, i didnt notice
F Police
You sir have one good eye gor detail
Man, you really have come a long way. You've been publishing in the same format for 3 years and it works.
"Just how fast is that car of yours? BACK BLAST AREA CLEAR!" 💥💨
I just love police departments that post wholesome and funny things to social media, my local pd occasionally does lipsyncing and other fun stuff like that, and the officers throughout the department are really nice.
I wish I still had the pictures but someone stole the sign a retired deputy put it up, but it said SPEED LIMIT ENFORCED BY SNIPERS
In the dead-ass middle of Kansas, America, I used to deliver mail to the Sedgwick County Sheriff's Property and Evidence building. They had a display of some of the more exotic confiscated weapons. Obviously they're not hanging live ordnance up for display, but the launchers they came in were impressive to behold, mainly because it is 100% stuff confiscated during traffic stops, search warrants, etc.
I love it when law enforcement are having fun regardless of whether or not it's on social media, makes my day.
and I love how they can take a joke when we make fun of them getting killed ....big laughs eh?
only good cop is a what?, oh ya, a dead cop.
@@iccus62 go back to Twitter
Other Cop:SpEedErs Are A bIG ProBleM
Cop:*pulls out rocket launcher*
Everyone:WTF
aM i ThE oNly OnE tHaT ThInKs MeMeS aRe GAY??
3:55 I'm glad you give shout outs to the guys who still have a sense of humor. There's a good chance some of them were second guessing the post to begin with, but we can send some positivity their way to show that there are still people in the world who do not just immediately get offended by everything in existence.
Whoever is running that police departments social media deserves a medal 🤣
Me: 5mph too fast.
My radio: TaCTicAl nUkE! InCOminG!
The, “I bEt iT FiREs DoNUts...” part killed me. 😂 Love your content.
I believe the at-4 and javelin are totally wrong and violating any sort of safety protocols! This is an offense for a severe lack of Davy Crocketts!
Mini nukes
@Thanos Car They should be using a B-52 equipped with Cruise missiles
Davy Crockett? The Army STILL uses those?
@@jeffsanders663 Negative. That's why they should give whatever they may have left in some middle-of-nowhere warehouse with 50's shit all in it. And while at it, get me good ol' US Rifle, Caliber 30-06, M1(Garand)
@@AndreS-xq5nk So uh bad news about the m1 grands some dick weed politician kind of ordered for a bunch of old military reserves from the 1940s and 50s to be destroyed and the ones that had been buried under ground ended up getting filled with concrete so as a closing statement fuck you liberals.
That woman’s forehead puts megamind to shame
That police Facebook has to be the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
Hi donut, Everyone here!
Ben Werli nice grammar
@@emptyeauation1627 r/wooosh
@@emptyeauation1627 fix your* attitude bub lmao
I hope all is well
Play nice or you are all going to bed early
Hi Donut. Got a ticket this evening. I pulled over as far as possible, kept my hands on the wheel, had my interior lights on, provided all the requested info to the officer, and guess what? I didn't get shot! The officer even advised me how to safely get back on to the busy highway. What?! A nice officer? Crazy.
@Giovanni Boykin what does that have to do with getting a ticket?
@Giovanni Boykin Sounds like you were describing the attachments of your M249 like you were playing MW2
Sarcasm?
Bet he still stole your money though.
TLDR I kissed his boots and he was nice to me Lol
Me: *speeds*
Also me: “Hey, what is that glowing thing?”
Roughly translated the turkey said, " You can run! But you can't hide! I know where you live kid!!" lol!
If I was there there would have been a Turkey Shoot and early Thanks Giving meal for I am the TurkeyBaster
LOL And here I thought the Turkey said, "Come back here Jive Human...." ;)
You can run but you'll just die tired
I have spoken to military personnel who have personally used the Javelin, and might I say, the man's not wrong about using unguided rockets to stop moving vehicles. It's just not gonna happen. Drop the AT-4. Give that to SWAT. They don't chase vehicles much. You highway patrol boys definitely need Javelins.
Holy shit, 38 likes. This is the most I've ever received. I'd like to thank my mother and father.
**DO NOT JOKE ABOUT TURKEYS!** I remember when I was four years old and my family had 15 or 20 turkeys and they would kick my ass when they had the opportunity.
Big birds are always assholes
@@Misha-dr9rh Even the one on "Sesame Street"?
Did you kick their asses as well?
@@fan9775 Imagine he comes back after 10-15 years and destroys them
@@usernamesystem3586 nice
The fact that the AT4 wielding town cop is 15 miles from me makes me glad I dont speed through there lol.
When I saw the thumbnail, I thought to myself, "Ah, Shit's 'bout to get real here!".
Lawyers have to defend their clients no matter what, they have to say anything they possibly can regardless of how ridiculous it is.
Dont know if i could sleep at night if i was a lawyer who had to try and defend someone so clearly in the wrong
@@Llama_charmer It's not a matter of defending someone who was in the wrong, it's a matter of keeping the police and justice system accountable. Our system is set up so police and civilians have to be antagonists to one another.
Where can one aquire a traffic enforcement At-4.... asking for a friend
You can buy used tubes at some gunshows for about 60 bucks
Whoever is running the Loretto PDs Facebook is fucking awesome 🤣🤣🤣
Agreed on the dash cam. I love the Mobius system. About $130 total for camera,mount,capacitor system to replace the battery,wiring system,and a memory card
What i expected from the the thumbnail
Random guy: *Goes 64 in a 50*
Police used rocket launcher!
It's very effective
Tekashi? A mastermind? He can barely write his own lyrics!
Edge TH-cam Tekashi knows how to write?
I just loved the 'I bet it fires donuts' Part.
"I bEt It FiReS dOuGhNuTs" i loved that
Same
the turkey made me laugh way more than it should have
Me too.
Donut Operator : The 2 year old ...
Me: *holding breath*
Donut Operator: "... Is fine"
Me: oooooohh Wheeewww..
Cannibal corpse is one of my favorite bands. Was not expecting to hear about obrien on this channel. Hahahaha
I prefer gojira and lamb of god. I just find cannibal corpse lyrics dumb. 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
@@joeyhammer6702 agreed
@@joeyhammer6702 Gojira is near the top of my list. Also; Karybdis and October Tide.
@@joeyhammer6702 Cool, do you want a cookie?
@@metalforever12085 yeah I would love one
why stop in a javelin missile use a b57 "tacticool" nuclear bomb
3:39 ~ Turkey yelling at car, " *_Am I joke to you?!?!?!?!?_* " LOL ;)
3:21
I like how he keeps that straight face wile talking!
Gotta love Donuts remix of his outros into one
That Police departments budget goes to looking up memes and comebacks.
Fastest click ever...bout broke my screen.
Nope. On mobile. So my screen.
ew who watches youtube on a computer
@@sammayson-dobson7866 everyone :3
Sam Mayson-Dobson The kinda people that like to lay down in bed
Watching TH-cam on 42" screen while laying down in bed.
Franklin gets six stars: the police after him be like
Like if donut is secretly a real donut
LiKE iF DoNut Is sEcREtlY A reAl dONut
He should wear some chocolate syrup and sprinkles 😏🤣
@Rulya Ard Mhacha Farley Lmaoo yess
The Turkey said what!
Get the cuffs.
Carlos Ramirez I will be looking for that suspect...this spring.
2:30 damn those bars
2:19 Donut!😂🤣😆!!!
You make my day every damn time sir! Keep doin what yr doin! I absolutely LOVE it!😆🖤👊
2:05 Attorneys argue that the officer put the lady's kid in Danger.
Yeah like the mother wasn't putting her own kid in Danger while recklessly drunk driving on the wrong way. Smh
The AT4 comments are awesome.
Source on the rainbow chick? For Academic Purposes only.
@fairytail naruto I looked that up but couldn't find her.
sosogo it’s 69’s GF/maybe fiancé
sosogo it's a dude....both of them.
@@jimbehr2291 wat
@@jimbehr2291
Are you saying... IT'S A TRAP?!
So... the person driving the wrong way isn't in the wrong, the officer that is trying to stop him on the right side of the road is? Man, these allergies are killing me. Sneezing so much because of all the BULLSHIT
I seriously had tears in my eyes laughing so hard about those comments on the police department enforcing the 45 mph speed zone. I hope they keep it up!!!! Thanks for sharing.
That kid is going to have Vietnam flashbacks whenever Thanksgiving rolls around
I didnt know thanksgiving was one word, america is so stupid
@@hypnotised-clover look up Thanksgiving chief #america #bornfree #thanksgiving #landofthefree
@Rulya Ard Mhacha Farley Oh, so I have an autistic scoring system based on your opinion versing mine? Very well, you are at -1bn for assuming I'm a brit :)
@Rulya Ard Mhacha Farley You are one of the most stupid people I have seen on donut's comments, I told you I was an irish nationalist republican, bn is short for billion, how did you come to the conclusion that bn = £?
@Rulya Ard Mhacha Farley Oh, you call me, a man who has never gone near alcohol and actively tells others to avoid it a "dumb... miserable drunk", you base that on what evidence? Edit: I like your psychological projection onto me, it's funny and cute really, I understand, you just have a horrible life, you are an alcoholic etc, not that I have any evidence for these claims.
My dad actually worked for Texas Instruments and helped design the javelin missile, he even had government clearance and was able to watch the early firings, where he and 15 other people would be in a locked up room and they would play a special recording. But he never got to see the end production of the rocket system.
That's really interesting. I work for Emerson Electric and whenever I see our instrumentation go into military hardware I get really excited. I couldn't imagine designing or building a Javelin missile system.
Wait wait wait TEXAS INSTRUMENTS? You mean the calculator bois made the Javelin?
@@user-ci9ng7uu4i yeah, no joke. I'm totally mind blown about this too... wonder if I can reprogram my TI-89 to guide missiles...
That's awesome! My dad worked at the Hughes TOW missile division in Tucson, AZ in the seventies and years later told me about a "hypervelocity" round demo he went to in White Sands, NM. He said the round sailed through 4 ft of solid steel from 3 miles down range (and kept going until it hit the mountain behind it). I didn't believe him at the time and never mentioned it. Now I hear the Navy has quietly deployed a few "mods" on destroyers that do something like this. Yeah I'm an idiot.
The calculators are just cover ups
1:15 "Couldn't be a mastermind of...."
A Scooby Doo villain-worthy heist?