How It's Actually Made - Vending Machines

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  • Vending Machines may be the height of modern convenience. Today, we'll show you how they're made.
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  • @ZFighterdude03
    @ZFighterdude03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5950

    Is the guy who fills the vending machine technically a filling machine?

    • @Nhuu-wj7wd
      @Nhuu-wj7wd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +691

      as i like to say, all guys are filling machines

    • @3mmmmmm
      @3mmmmmm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Perhaps

    • @kevinlemon3467
      @kevinlemon3467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      If so, does that mean that those of us who remove the drinks from vending machines are rinsing machines? Does this mean I am a rinsing machine? And what if a vending machine technician gets a soda, is that person a combo filling and rinsing machine? How can that be possible?

    • @narada6329
      @narada6329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ねね0625 lmao

    • @liyifenn
      @liyifenn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Nhuu-wj7wd lewd

  • @GalaxyStandard77
    @GalaxyStandard77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3730

    "The workers chant righty tighty and lefty loosy" as a mechanic i feel attacked

    • @Bearywhite2
      @Bearywhite2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +383

      Whats a mecahnic? Sorry did you mean a righty tighty man?

    • @Bearywhite2
      @Bearywhite2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @blu that just gives me an entirely wrong image in my head

    • @TheGameGetterKuzuri
      @TheGameGetterKuzuri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I too am a "Righty-tighty" man.

    • @TSUNAMI_0707
      @TSUNAMI_0707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I said are you a righty tight man buy like 3 other people said that already so.... _are you a lefty loosie man?_

    • @AlHarringtonsUAV
      @AlHarringtonsUAV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Remember. To spec is right until its loose, then back a quarter turn.

  • @EricTheCleric93
    @EricTheCleric93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3456

    A depressingly empty vending machine is just the imagery I need on Christmas Eve eve.

    • @MonarchLemon
      @MonarchLemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its the 23rd

    • @Ascylian
      @Ascylian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@MonarchLemon not for everyone, it's the 24th for me

    • @ethancobb4002
      @ethancobb4002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@MonarchLemon christmas eve eve IS the 23rd...

    • @candybluebird
      @candybluebird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      As far as I'm concerned it's just cold May right now.

    • @subwayroomba5468
      @subwayroomba5468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2020 specticals

  • @SliceOhBread
    @SliceOhBread 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1278

    I'm surprised the "righty tighy" guy's finger nails were not brought up

    • @ChrisBairKeto
      @ChrisBairKeto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      my thought exactly!

    • @daffiid
      @daffiid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Timestamp 2:46

    • @Milkybetrayal
      @Milkybetrayal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      That's his pry finger for removing wire connection from boards. 🤫

    • @gibbonsbutcool3667
      @gibbonsbutcool3667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      at first i was like "oh hes a guitar player" BUT THEN HIS PINKY AS WELL

    • @user-bs4uy1ez8h
      @user-bs4uy1ez8h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      it for cocaine

  • @blaz8735
    @blaz8735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5149

    this video is false, i'm 100% sure that vending machines come out of a bigger vending machine, you just gotta choose the type

    • @zdenekmutina2188
      @zdenekmutina2188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Wich are products of much bigger vending machines in space!

    • @personious_k
      @personious_k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Mitch Hedberg

    • @thecelestial9677
      @thecelestial9677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      That vending machine comes out of another vending machine that gives vending machines until it’s an vending machine for insects

    • @tripledyou9580
      @tripledyou9580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Who made the original vending machine though?

    • @blaz8735
      @blaz8735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@tripledyou9580 some answers are not meant to be known

  • @akryllicmusic7777
    @akryllicmusic7777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1292

    The glass bottles joke is pretty subtle, untill you realize how stupid it would be to have glass in a vending machine.

    • @bluelegocrane7754
      @bluelegocrane7754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Sounds like greato idea to me!

    • @readalotknowalot
      @readalotknowalot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      There was a vending machine I saw with glass bottles. It had a rising conveyer belt that would ferry your drink to the door. No falling required.

    • @akryllicmusic7777
      @akryllicmusic7777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@readalotknowalot that's a smart design :O

    • @readalotknowalot
      @readalotknowalot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Don Clark glad to help!

    • @kanyegraduation
      @kanyegraduation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bluelegocrane7754 i am concerned

  • @snottytoe6957
    @snottytoe6957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    "the vending machine has a welded steel body called a wel de dstel bowdy"

  • @AnAmericanComposer
    @AnAmericanComposer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    "Righty Tighty Man" should not have made me laugh as hard as it did

    • @zoenelson3340
      @zoenelson3340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      All I could think about was how long his nail was and what it could be used for 👀

  • @YourMomsSoup
    @YourMomsSoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    We now have the triforce:
    Rinsing machines
    Filling machines
    Vending machines

    • @cloudyminja
      @cloudyminja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      vending machines are human filling machines

    • @landrylongacre6391
      @landrylongacre6391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cloudyminja wrong, they are dispensing machines, they dispense.

    • @cloudyminja
      @cloudyminja 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@landrylongacre6391 it was just a meme based on this video lol th-cam.com/video/LL9g58XbXKc/w-d-xo.html i still say theyre human filling machines, they give food that fills humans

    • @charleslechair8811
      @charleslechair8811 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      triple trouble

    • @chairger
      @chairger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don’t forget about the Big Fucking Machine

  • @icee1826
    @icee1826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    I love how the used a dollhouse vending machine for the model

    • @sgtbathsoap
      @sgtbathsoap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      You couldn’t place a real vending machine on a spinning platform, it’s too heavy

    • @sylvercritter
      @sylvercritter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@sgtbathsoap That sounds like coward talk.

    • @duderitoz6953
      @duderitoz6953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@sgtbathsoap you can fit a car on a lazy Susan tho....

    • @FriedCisco
      @FriedCisco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I started searching online for one, just from looking at the thumbnail.

    • @icee1826
      @icee1826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@sgtbathsoap also you can probably just rotate the cam around the thing instead of rotating the thing

  • @absolutedumbass5337
    @absolutedumbass5337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    pc guys when they realised their vending machine was pre built:

    • @jakegarrett8109
      @jakegarrett8109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Ha, there’s is still only half as good (he said duel graphics, 32 GB of RAM, 4.2 GHz water cooled etc), jokes on him because I have 64 GB of RAM, 4x GPU water cooled of course, but dang it I’m only at a tie with 4.2 GHz on 32 threads... I knew I needed to upgrade that CPU to the newest 64 core Threadripper and crank it to 5+ GHz with cascade cooling. Oh well, at least my setup has triple displays and not just one. It’s only money sucking it does is from 2x 1300w PSUs and any other coolant like dry ice I feed it when I want to have fun going even faster.
      Mine isn’t prebuilt though, it’s built in a handmade vampire style casket which only took 116 nails, 12 screws, and some spider infested wood from a pile in an old barn then lots of sawing. Looks way better than that vending machine!

    • @txic.4818
      @txic.4818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jakegarrett8109 duel 3090s in a sleeper build like that would go together very well

    • @jakegarrett8109
      @jakegarrett8109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@txic.4818 Indeed, and its possible, smallest duel gpu build I had was on a micro ATX board (water cooled would make it even smaller, as I was using FIJI cards so the PCB is tiny but the massive triple slot air coolers really packed the board compared to when I have them water cooled). I think I even had it in a pre-built Emachine at one point (junky prebuilt case, like a thief would just pass by that junk and not give it a second look).
      I know I have a video of the same motherboard and CPU in that case making fun of Intel's Computex where they "forgot to mention" they used a chiller on the Xeon's overclock, so I had my phase cooler bolted to the bottom and it was running about -35c loaded and -60c idle with my "OEM cooler", lol! I can link that video if you want, its not great but its short and a good laugh if you want to also see the worst cable management too because I didn't bother cleaning it up and had wires from the extra heaters just dangling around and had a separate PSU to activate the cooling system.

    • @txic.4818
      @txic.4818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jakegarrett8109 lmfao now I NEED to see this

    • @jakegarrett8109
      @jakegarrett8109 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@txic.4818 My channel banner has couple pics of the cooler here: th-cam.com/channels/Zp2Om_w_o0ry_FQhAUp-CA.html
      and the 30 second video clip in teh Emachine is here: th-cam.com/video/30SFGaTUgIo/w-d-xo.html

  • @cubbybear5326
    @cubbybear5326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    I love the computer specs joke. You had me wondering for a solid second why any imbedded computer would have so much ram and need such a powerful processor.

    • @autinjones7194
      @autinjones7194 ปีที่แล้ว

      Little do you know it was not actually a joke. The government uses vending machines as population monitoring servers.

    • @anime-music-news
      @anime-music-news ปีที่แล้ว +7

      bruh same. i was like why need that much specs? hahaha

    • @danielbalderas9796
      @danielbalderas9796 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SAME, i waws like: i dont even have 32GB and i have a gaming pc

    • @James2210
      @James2210 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      embedded*

  • @jacksuke
    @jacksuke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    Behold: the third cousin removed of the elusive filling machine and rinsing machine.

    • @pepealasquid6005
      @pepealasquid6005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It will fill you with snacks and rinse out your wallet of all its money!

    • @TheLucidDreamer12
      @TheLucidDreamer12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And the hermaphrodite faucet

    • @alecmagill5337
      @alecmagill5337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s a dispensing machine

    • @dava8058
      @dava8058 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was kidnapped by an eagle to then comeback to takeover mach.co with its human mercenaries.

  • @EnormousKingCrab
    @EnormousKingCrab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    2:47 what the HELL is that Coke spoon tier fingernail?

    • @SquishyZoran
      @SquishyZoran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I could see leaving it that long to help pick up screws but that’s about it.

    • @user-ellievator
      @user-ellievator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I used to know some Mexican guys that had one long fingernail, but I never found out why they did that. They were all machinists incidentally.

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      coke spoon

    • @canisterbottournament
      @canisterbottournament 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@user-ellievator they do it so if a screw falls in a tight spot they can get it out. For mechanics it's weird not to have one

    • @user-ellievator
      @user-ellievator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@canisterbottournament That's actually a good idea.

  • @jeanstarnes4551
    @jeanstarnes4551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Legend says that the bank note accepter summons a demon from another realm who will eat your pennies at night…

    • @felineace9068
      @felineace9068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      My dyslexia made me read it as "penises"

    • @PChamileon97
      @PChamileon97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@felineace9068 im under the weather so i just went with
      “A Demon From Another Realm Who Will Eat Your Penis At Night”
      MORRIGAN, HERE I AM!!!

    • @felineace9068
      @felineace9068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@PChamileon97 wait whats the average amount of penises for a human body?

    • @Ticazoid95
      @Ticazoid95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@felineace9068 not sure but I heard some mollusks have 2

    • @SpencerJWang
      @SpencerJWang 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I assume this is a reference to this
      th-cam.com/users/shortsnQ7c-WqrlPY?feature=share

  • @conormaguire690
    @conormaguire690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    damn that vending machine is able to run Cyberpunk

  • @questionlark7902
    @questionlark7902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I feel like there needs to be further elaboration on why a machine that turns a motor to make a bag of chips go plop needs 32 gigabytes of ram.

    • @lif3lessb0i47
      @lif3lessb0i47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think part of it is reading actual bills

    • @mr_pandamanz6070
      @mr_pandamanz6070 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      For super MLG gaming of course

    • @Sumnerstrain
      @Sumnerstrain ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Another comment said it's a joke

    • @Wip_Osp
      @Wip_Osp ปีที่แล้ว +10

      obviously for no lag, i mean like do you want to have your vending machine lag while its giving you a drink or something . no! it has to have only the best gaming computer so it can hit the head shots

    • @beans9647
      @beans9647 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So if you try to shake it to get free product, it can calculate exactly how to land a sweet 360 no scope.
      CT wins.

  • @buzzbeebeebuzz6632
    @buzzbeebeebuzz6632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    So a vending machine that feeds you is a filling machine. And the ones with drinks are rinsing machines?

    • @nylefernandez9663
      @nylefernandez9663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You could also rinse things with the water, making it both a filling machine and a rinsing machine

    • @Galethvia
      @Galethvia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What about a vending machine that has both food and drinks?

    • @quartzuniverse3763
      @quartzuniverse3763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Let me reiterate that the filling machine must not be confused with the rinsing machine."

    • @Your_username_
      @Your_username_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is there an email address I can forward this question to?

  • @JamMan02
    @JamMan02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I love how it's implied that he has a whole place dedicated to the phrase "which accepts the coins"

  • @jhomework
    @jhomework 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    thank god he clarified the coin acceptor’s purpose, i was completely distraught

    • @Cfuzion
      @Cfuzion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @tillmanstevens9756
      @tillmanstevens9756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Now if we only knew what the bank note acceptor does, i could die happy. Unfortunately, its a mystery.

    • @Milkybetrayal
      @Milkybetrayal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tillmanstevens9756 it's to exchange them for the coins the vending machine didn't like.

  • @DanzelGlovington
    @DanzelGlovington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    In Japan they have fermented fish drinks in vending machines for 4000 Yen.

    • @suspectxxxl2980
      @suspectxxxl2980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      why

    • @atomicreactor6033
      @atomicreactor6033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@suspectxxxl2980 That's what I wanna know....

    • @pepealasquid6005
      @pepealasquid6005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Technically, Worcestershire sauce is fermented fish sauce.

    • @1992Hauke
      @1992Hauke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Not their first crime against humanity.

    • @timmyturner5864
      @timmyturner5864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@1992Hauke nani?!

  • @Elbanjomon
    @Elbanjomon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    5:05 - "Fuck, I should've gotten the orange and white swirly one instead"

  • @emperoroftheuniverse5950
    @emperoroftheuniverse5950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "4.2 GHz processor and 32 gigabytes of RAM"
    My computer: Sweats nervously

  • @jordanlifts2996
    @jordanlifts2996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Steel-less stains” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jollyroman6695
    @jollyroman6695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    This isn’t how it’s actually made, it’s how it’s actually assembled

    • @boskeep1
      @boskeep1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      “aCkCHullY” smh

    • @wizdumb5392
      @wizdumb5392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That is still HOW ITS MADE

  • @thatboisami
    @thatboisami 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    1:03 When a vending machine is faster than your computer

  • @auxbutbad
    @auxbutbad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:19
    The last time the strong cold setting was used there was an indescribable horrific sight everywhere to be seen, to this day there are no known survivors of the incident

  • @x_Enkeii
    @x_Enkeii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:43 that joke is so underrated

  • @lilsins656
    @lilsins656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I like how the vending Machine has more ram than my gaming pc

    • @moxxy3565
      @moxxy3565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not to mention a 4.2ghz processor lol

    • @lilsins656
      @lilsins656 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moxxy3565 lmao

    • @edwardv4546
      @edwardv4546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao I was like 32GB??? What the hell 😂😂

  • @flikoz1973
    @flikoz1973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:53 does this mean he has an entire page for just , "wich accepts the coins"

  • @killkarl8198
    @killkarl8198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Bank note receiver is where you stick the hold up note in to let the bank that collects the notes know they are being robbed.

  • @griptape7370
    @griptape7370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love how this guy manages to create content that is relatively educational, but also ironic and funny as hell.

  • @nic5594
    @nic5594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    mr. huggbees, would you consider vending machines to be a rinsing machine or a filling machine?

    • @thisname5ucks
      @thisname5ucks ปีที่แล้ว

      the person who puts stuff into the vending machine would be the filling machine

  • @pleinairzawarudo9381
    @pleinairzawarudo9381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    And here I was thinking there was a little leprechaun in the machines who used rollers to give you the snack that you wanted.

    • @-taz-
      @-taz- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Impossible. Rollers are only imaginary.

  • @sarahjamesinasarah6423
    @sarahjamesinasarah6423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The casual and official way he says “the factory workers often chant “righty tighty, lefty loosey”” is side tearingly hilarious.

  • @joshua.recovers
    @joshua.recovers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Mitch Hedberg once said: "I wanna make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It would have to be REAL FUCKING BIG!"

    • @tonygarratt5832
      @tonygarratt5832 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A really underappreciated comedian RIP Mitch.

  • @ily.x0x4
    @ily.x0x4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:32 IS THE MOST UNDERRATED JOKE IN THIS ENTIRE VIDEO

  • @leitzu8929
    @leitzu8929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    when you realize that a vending machine has more power than your own pc..

    • @JohnDoe-bd5sz
      @JohnDoe-bd5sz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In reality a processor running 4 Mhz and having 32 kilobyte of ram would easily be able to scan a keypad, run a 2 line display with payment information and a board with relays for running the motors that dispense.
      Those specs are wildly exaggerated, what in gods name would a simple vending machine need 32 GIGA-BYTE of ram for.

    • @backupplan6058
      @backupplan6058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@JohnDoe-bd5sz simple, that vending machine is mining crypto 24/7 for the vending company using the electricity of their clients. It’s pure genius and completely unnoticed. You think the refrigerator is there to keep the drinks chilled, think again.

  • @pantherplayz6310
    @pantherplayz6310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Anyone notice how low the drink door was on the bottom? Your basically crawling on the ground to get in there.

    • @carlosaugustonogueira6629
      @carlosaugustonogueira6629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was about to comment this, it basically trows your drink on the ground for you to pick like a dog

  • @romanluckett833
    @romanluckett833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Well let me tell you it is nice to cuddle a bunny, they are so fluffy and cute

  • @James-712
    @James-712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That moment when the vending machine has better specs than you do

    • @jakegarrett8109
      @jakegarrett8109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got double those specs, sounds like you need an upgrade. Sales associate slides over a pile of GPUs...

  • @F-4_Phantom_II
    @F-4_Phantom_II ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:12 steelless stain 💀

  • @mr.goochthethird1222
    @mr.goochthethird1222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:47 my guy saled fingers out here rn XD

  • @Will80085
    @Will80085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That "weldastel bodie" line got me for some reason and legit made me laugh, nice work man, keep it up!

  • @jacobnussbaum2309
    @jacobnussbaum2309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I bet this man's never hugged a bee in his life

    • @GayLuigi333
      @GayLuigi333 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He tries but the bees won’t hug him back :(

  • @Bleuf0963
    @Bleuf0963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    real episode title
    "How It's Actually Assembled - Vending Machines"

    • @omar90s91
      @omar90s91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No kidding

  • @romanluckett833
    @romanluckett833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    First, let it smell your hand. This calms the bunny down and lets it know you are not hostile.

  • @dava8058
    @dava8058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Vending machine? More like spending Machine.
    Im gonna find my way out

    • @ScientistCat
      @ScientistCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      no wait, please stay
      That quality joke gave me a run for my *money*

    • @Bean_Lord531
      @Bean_Lord531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *You are the spending machine*

    • @dava8058
      @dava8058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Bean_Lord531 bruh, you can't just come into my life after three months and then suddenly roast me with something i 100% agree with

  • @xdeathqonx1730
    @xdeathqonx1730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how Huggbees just tossed to my face that a vending machine has 3 times more power than my pc

  • @noel_mf945
    @noel_mf945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    this guy has a long nail on each hand....hmmm wonder what those are used for.....

    • @kofinart
      @kofinart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Crack of course

    • @KrisSchwarz98
      @KrisSchwarz98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They're used for his cocaine addiction 😳

    • @Milkybetrayal
      @Milkybetrayal 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rib pokes.

    • @thekingoffailure9967
      @thekingoffailure9967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Scratching 'is arse

    • @chris4181
      @chris4181 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Don C or his sister

  • @user-rt8vu7kk9h
    @user-rt8vu7kk9h 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:33 and get stuck on it’s way down and you cry on the corner

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "While the invisible trays hold air and other gases."
    Uh- what "other gases" are supposed to be in there-?

    • @bogman4629
      @bogman4629 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sarin gas. Havent you seen the news?

    • @TheAdvertisement
      @TheAdvertisement 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bogman4629 o-o

  • @vi7062
    @vi7062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:32 what is going on with righty tighty guys nails

  • @RT-lo2ku
    @RT-lo2ku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:00 Don't think that coke nail went unnoticed player.

  • @eNodeTG
    @eNodeTG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:57 Lol Truly amazing the computational sophistication packed in those little IC packages nowadays

  • @kompo5997
    @kompo5997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That vending machine can literry run anything with integeated graphs

    • @Python-el5hs
      @Python-el5hs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      seen someone play doom eternal 4k 120fps ultra graphics with ray tracing enabled on one of these vending machines.

  • @BryceCorbitt
    @BryceCorbitt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:48 the guy's face in the back is giving me the creeps

  • @unums
    @unums 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:39
    Wasted opportunity to have killed it by finishing it with “..and if they were lucky they could have gotten two goodies for the price of one, that’s how the ‘buy 2 get 1 free’ idea was introduced to the market to discourage people from shaking the machines”

  • @j2simpso
    @j2simpso 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Surprised you didn't make fun of the worker's nails @ 2:47

    • @ChickentNug
      @ChickentNug 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like theyd bend backwards if he had to put weight on them

    • @j2simpso
      @j2simpso 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ChickentNug I wonder if that long finger is used to check the coin return mechanism 🤣

    • @ChickentNug
      @ChickentNug 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@j2simpso haha gross

  • @maxshultz6502
    @maxshultz6502 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeayyyyy baby! Had not seen one of these in a while! Glad to have you back.

  • @berryinjection
    @berryinjection 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’ve had a really shitty day today, so thank you for posting stuff like this and making me laugh. You’re amazing!!!

  • @Subliminal293
    @Subliminal293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bruh, imagine having water cooling in your vending machine 2:15

  • @pratherat
    @pratherat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you. That was genuine laughter when I needed it most.

  • @Ogrematic
    @Ogrematic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for making these. I showed my buddy some today, and we laughed our asses off.

  • @_vla
    @_vla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Fun fact: vending machines are made from victims of the Siberian permafrost's to keep the device cool with their soul's

  • @aomiichi
    @aomiichi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I never got here so fast that the metal used in the vending machine is still being weld.

  • @d0gtooth
    @d0gtooth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love the implication that “which accepts the coins” is the whole page of the script

  • @Shanemitchelllucas
    @Shanemitchelllucas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Been really grooving out to the background music lately. What a jam. I really like it. I’m so lonely.

  • @charlo12
    @charlo12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:10 that discord ring tone scared me

  • @verovr07
    @verovr07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    that motherboard is probably and most likely better than the motherboard inside my pc

  • @mr_wafflecat5557
    @mr_wafflecat5557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What a nice sounding narrator, I hope he does not lose a page of his script

    • @GayLuigi333
      @GayLuigi333 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m sorry but... he lost a page of his script for a moment... but it’s okay! He found it

  • @jamesbael6255
    @jamesbael6255 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was very informative for my business porpoises.
    Thank you.

  • @luxluther436
    @luxluther436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “The workers often shout ‘Righty tighty lefty loosey’ when screwing in the mother boards.”
    This made me laugh so hard-

  • @_okkultA
    @_okkultA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:47 im actually going to start crying why on earth is his fingernail so long? especially when the others are trimmed short

  • @shizo1932
    @shizo1932 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    the name for the welded steel body just falls so nicely on the ears, listening to it is just such a pure pleasure

  • @BGTech1
    @BGTech1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:58 yup that sure looks like a 4.2 GHz cpu

  • @jvv80085
    @jvv80085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm confused about the difference between a filling machine and a vending machine, please clarify huggbees!

  • @cricketune7832
    @cricketune7832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I think the title is wrong. This is CLEARLY a filling machine

    • @jruth77
      @jruth77 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No it’s a rinsing machine

    • @potatozamanco4550
      @potatozamanco4550 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jruth77 Cleanses you of money

    • @thememeguy2135
      @thememeguy2135 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jruth77 it's the rinsing machine, not the filling machine.

    • @jruth77
      @jruth77 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thememeguy2135 thank you for agreeing sir. It seems people get the wrong concept of what that machine CLEARLY is

  • @WirableCrown1
    @WirableCrown1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your videos are Chaotic Lawful and I love it

  • @meme-xn6wr
    @meme-xn6wr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    As someone who enjoys vending machines, this hit close to home. Good job on the video

  • @gamergoddess05
    @gamergoddess05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Awesome! Just finished rewatching the breathmints one, perfect timing 😊😊 Thank you!

  • @jordzking6330
    @jordzking6330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:01 so your telling me my garbage PC can't even stand up to a vending machine?

  • @quackymcgee3913
    @quackymcgee3913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The ones in my middle school are actually really nice, you can buy multiple things at once and it’s pretty new

  • @AJB2K3
    @AJB2K3 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bah, hah, hah!!!
    The narration on this rip of the "How its Made" videos is amazing, cheers for making me smile!

  • @PfeffPfeff
    @PfeffPfeff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So lemme get this straight, this isn't a rinsing or filling machine?

  • @docxy7331
    @docxy7331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    At work theres a vending machine that kinda has the hots for me and keeps trying to buy my affection with extra burritos
    I feel like a jerk for taking advantage but imma take the food anyway

  • @gopalradhakrishnanvejayasr7005
    @gopalradhakrishnanvejayasr7005 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At 4:00 of the video --> May I know how the spring reduces impact when the machine falls? Isn't there still the metal part of each tray?

    • @nosferattusx2
      @nosferattusx2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it bounces off the person and stands back up

  • @thegamingdogwr
    @thegamingdogwr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video is hilarious . Great way to slide in those jokes 😂

  • @joshuakorynta3385
    @joshuakorynta3385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Did you mean: Doofenshmirtz's worst nightmare

  • @zachell1991
    @zachell1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:32 daaayyyuuumm he's got coke shovels on his fingers!

  • @repulbic_steve
    @repulbic_steve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dang, this friggin vending machine has a better computer set up than me.

  • @ThePeach_PieHQ
    @ThePeach_PieHQ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I feel like there's kids who take these videos seriously and tell their parents how a vending machine is made, which is perfectly described in this video.

  • @sanderdrack
    @sanderdrack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was convinced this was real until he found his script

  • @hotsauce1543
    @hotsauce1543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Fun fact: 8 people can’t be first

    • @Alex-ow6hk
      @Alex-ow6hk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sadly I’m gonna have to take the dub and be first this time

    • @BGTech1
      @BGTech1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for the clarification

    • @owenpurves4787
      @owenpurves4787 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      First

    • @jacobnussbaum2309
      @jacobnussbaum2309 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      First

    • @DaneGilly
      @DaneGilly 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      First

  • @mobaisnevercomingback7016
    @mobaisnevercomingback7016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Chant righty tighty lefty loosy” bruh they do that so the little kids know they aren’t working alone

  • @brodykirtzinger6138
    @brodykirtzinger6138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That joke about air in vending machines is gonna age really well in like 20 years

  • @bird-war
    @bird-war 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:27 lol

  • @MaddyBlu9724
    @MaddyBlu9724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    As soon as I noticed the guys horrifying fingernails I didn't hear anything else the narrator said cause I was so distracted by the guys nails.

  • @luciabreccia1901
    @luciabreccia1901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "while the invisible ones hold air and other gases"

  • @bongus840
    @bongus840 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I needed this, thanks