I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear öuke
“Holes are drilled so the small man who lives inside and operates the machine can breathe during shipping” gave me strong Plankton playing the harmonica vibes
I like the metaphysical reflection of life Huggbees puts in his videos, it's smooth sailing at first, but then it slowly spirals down into controlled chaos
the real 'dunk' as the young people say is adding a sponsor ad within a youtube video like you incompetent schmucks can't support me properly but you got me on this path so fuckit someone else will get customers now
A friend back in elementary school had an air hockey table. We were playing pretty aggressively and the puck bounced off of my hand straight into my mouth. I was bleeding, but thankfully it didn't knock my teeth out, so those side railings are just decoration.
I discovered this channel when searching for How It's Made on youtube, since I watched the show as a kid and was fascinated by the machines. Gotta say, I was tricked good and now this channel is a regular treat because it showcases exactly what im thinking while watching the show. "Small metal balls roll into a large metal thing and become blue when they come out. Science can never prove how this happens."
So the table: Either makes the pucks float with magic or with its airflow Has super cool hockey graphics Is made from ice Has a small man inside it that operates it Has crops planted on it Is able to be used as a gloryhole Has scoliosis Has a name written in a mysterious, unknown language Can be activated with a firm spank And can be driven around the arcade
Everything about this video, your tone, and your delivery makes me laugh without breathing for 20 min straight. I def thought it was a real "how something is made" video, until about the second comment lol. Thank you
amidst chaos and who-knows-what behind the scenes, huggbees continues to deliver us these gourmet dishes to enjoy. so delicious. a quality video which ~applies the glue~
3:41 Ik this is a weird thing to mention, and there's no reason I need to mention it, but man I'm always intrigued when I see somebody who (seemingly) has Vitiligo.
I came here to mention that as well. I once attended a summer camp and one of the camp counselors had vitiligo and I was so shocked and confused (I was young) lol. She was really pretty too, so I always wanted to be in her group. Wish I still remembered her name.
"A cardboard coffin is created for the laminate as it is most likely to die after is passes through the hydraulic press" Coffin Dancers: *It's free real estate*
Dream theater wrote a song that had 108 time signature changes. Most song stay with one time signature. Only amazing writers and great musicians can write a song like that.
Good ol airhockey. I hurt my hands so much on that damn disk as a kid when we just slammed against it as hard as we could and it'd ricochet against my hand
"Holes are driled so the small man inside can breath while shiping." Wait a minute the child from my basement still has air to live?? I dint give him any till now:/
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"Most likely to die". Thousands of airhockey tables are buried alive each year. Know the risks
I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear öuke
@@AxxLAfriku
shut up spammer
@@AxxLAfriku you are the definition of cringe so I can understand why people hate you
@@AxxLAfriku your dissers
Alive?!
“Holes are drilled so the small man who lives inside and operates the machine can breathe during shipping” gave me strong Plankton playing the harmonica vibes
SpongeBob reference
I like the metaphysical reflection of life Huggbees puts in his videos, it's smooth sailing at first, but then it slowly spirals down into controlled chaos
Sound software
LOL THE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE WAY HE TALKED ABOUT TIKTOK
the real 'dunk' as the young people say is adding a sponsor ad within a youtube video
like you incompetent schmucks can't support me properly but you got me on this path so fuckit someone else will get customers now
we can tell you're from tik tok.
@@apsey3596 good for you, for that you remained your humanity
It's a real problem.
RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHA
Hey HuggBees, what's the chances we are going to learn how to actually turn a sphere inside out in the next video?
Really wish someone could show me how
It is possible.... Sorta
th-cam.com/video/OI-To1eUtuU/w-d-xo.html
Oh yeah he should do that
Oh god that would be a good one to comment over that
@@nutmeggaming11261 Thanks a lot, you got me tripping balls over trying to comprehend this video
Air hockey: slapping a plastic disc about at wild random. Scoring happens by sheer chance.
You mean like basket ball?
@@expertarcher8542 the way I play it? Yes.
@@lairdcummings9092 No as in air hockey is played by shooting at random with sheer chance of success.
@@expertarcher8542 which is how I play; random bouncing and scoring by only sheer chance. 😛
And more often than not, points for your opponent are scored by yourself
Don’t worry Huggbees whenever I see someone reposting your content on TikTok I always comment that you made it.
This guy is doing the lord's work
Amen
If I were you I wouldn't even be on TikTok to begin with.
Same
Whenever I see someone reposting content I wake up, because the only way I’d be on TikTok is if I’m having a nightmare.
"IS IT PNEUMATIC OR HYDRAULIC" is going to be your new series, because that press was definitely powered by air, not oil.
Air is a fluid.
@@Fayanora a compressable fluid, good to know the difference between pneumatic and hydraulic
@@Fayanora well the reason they’re separated isn’t if they’re a fluid or not, it’s that air is compressible and actual liquids are not
@@sirsanti8408 LOL If liquids weren't compressible, hydraulics wouldn't work.
It was very clearly a filling machine
"Posted 3 minutes ago"
Cannot believe i got to witness this piece of comedy gold this soon
Comedy...? This is purely educational!
@@mycookiehasnoname Who says education couldn't have a bit of comedy? lol
@@anthonydeadman It's a joke about these sattire videos being real, but sure fam
@@mycookiehasnoname My response was meant in jest. I was joking too dude chill.
hey huggbees love you bro
Ew
Your cring bro
wait... you are alive?
Oh shit man it’s the legend
Yes
Huggbees: "Terrible, god-awful music..."
Me: lmao, good one dude!
Huggbees: "Like the best of Dream Theatre."
Me: >=(
Over the fucking line, Andrew. I love Dream Theater.
@@JimJamMS Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold your horses, Mr. Huggbees. You've just said something I like is bad, and that's illegal!
I also like Dream Theater.
Watch for their new album: _"the Best of Dream Theatre"_ - *BOTH SONGS ON ONE ALBUM!!*
i cried
There must be the first and last puck , this one will last forever
A friend back in elementary school had an air hockey table. We were playing pretty aggressively and the puck bounced off of my hand straight into my mouth. I was bleeding, but thankfully it didn't knock my teeth out, so those side railings are just decoration.
Nice profile pic lol
That long pause in the middle of the glue joke literally made me rupture my spleen from laughter.
It wasn't even a joke though, it was just a completely ordinary sentence with a weirdly long pause in the middle
I used to love playing that game. One of the very few games I've ever liked. Thank-you so much for the laughs! I really needed that today.
I probably would still win even though haven't played in a while.
It one of the very few games I'm actually good at.
"Using their hands to block the goal at all times"
I've never been so mad at a sentence before
Did this video genuinely make you angry?
That's literally what they do though?
the real educative part of this video is Huggbees telling us how doctors recommend we clean our anus's
The plural is actually anii.
I get mine done by my girlfriend. She's a glue applicator witch
...applies the glue.
I haven't been able to sit down for months.
I had my bidet on full blast when I heard that line, I laughed so hard that I started farting into the water.
@@DeAthWaGer Sir, this is a wendys
@@cromulom2223 that explains why my bidet tastes like flat Dr.Pepper
"The speaker is set to play the best of Dream Theater" Aww man :(
as the little man in the table I can confirm.
!!!ELBAT YM FO TUO TEG
haha, your short! XD
Actually, I live there and I have NEVER seen you there.
You’re a cat.
Shut up. Your not supposed to talk unpaid employee, now get back to work
Another completely ordinary educational video from Andrew "The man with the plan" Huggbees.
Except that he's now sold out to sponsorship... one of the most satirical men on youtube is participating in content made for satire.
Don't forget all the jammed fingers from playing with siblings
Or hits against the head from that disc
Grande señor Huggbees. magnífico.
Yes the lord huggbees
@@pablozurita2996 google translation is amazing
@@nutmeggaming11261 yes
Nice TH-cam has built in translate
I can read what you’re saying now, yay.
I discovered this channel when searching for How It's Made on youtube, since I watched the show as a kid and was fascinated by the machines. Gotta say, I was tricked good and now this channel is a regular treat because it showcases exactly what im thinking while watching the show.
"Small metal balls roll into a large metal thing and become blue when they come out. Science can never prove how this happens."
I love how you do the sponsorship in the same style as the How It's Actually Made narration.
First remove all the ice from regular hockey. You may still beat each other - but you have to use air.
"The fiber board moves to a glue applicator which..."
*leans forward in seat*
"applies the glue."
*applause*
4:52 noice call out
I love how he nonchalantly destroyed dream theater lol.
Hugbees did a Mustaine there
me, 1 minutes in: wait, thats actually a normal video..
"the holes are for the little man who lives inside of the table"
Wait…this isn’t a normal video? I watched the whole thing and it seemed legit to me
You watch this because you know it is fake, why are you lying?
@@SM-ev6if people may not have seen his videos before
I love listening to 20-minute songs when I'm playing air hockey.
That’s the Rush air hockey table’s job
_trapped inside this octavarium_
_trapped inside this octavarium_
I had absolutely no clue what the glue applicator could possibly do. Way to keep me in suspense
So the table:
Either makes the pucks float with magic or with its airflow
Has super cool hockey graphics
Is made from ice
Has a small man inside it that operates it
Has crops planted on it
Is able to be used as a gloryhole
Has scoliosis
Has a name written in a mysterious, unknown language
Can be activated with a firm spank
And can be driven around the arcade
Man really just slammed dream theater like that...
Because they suck
@@i7887 what do you listen to? rap?
@@crash5delee998No, just not trash like dream theater
@@i7887 well then what do you listen to?
@@crash5delee998 Not garbage
1:24 Edge of my seat with anticipation.
Which...
Applies the glue.
"The fiberboard moves to a glue applicator which…"
…
…
…
…
"Applies the glue !"
2:35 That is good, Glory Hole Overload can get really messy and dangerous.
HELP LMFAOOOO
"the best of dream theater" damn bro that's harsh lmao
Lol, as a Dream Theater fan, that one hurt a bit 😂
Every TH-cam guitar channel smashed that same John Petrucci signature model they use in anger at the 4:00 mark.
Everything about this video, your tone, and your delivery makes me laugh without breathing for 20 min straight. I def thought it was a real "how something is made" video, until about the second comment lol. Thank you
amidst chaos and who-knows-what behind the scenes, huggbees continues to deliver us these gourmet dishes to enjoy. so delicious. a quality video which
~applies the glue~
I love these videos, Huggbees clearly spends time writing scripts for these videos, because he doesn't reuse the same stale jokes over and over again.
did you know that Dream Theater's drum beats are actually timed when the disc hits the pegs?
Scores goal in 19/16 time
Found this channel recently and my god I’m glad I found it, this is amazing, thanks huggbees
3:50 VITILIGO GANG!!! My hands look exactly like that.
last week I spent 4 days with my buddies and watched every how its actually made video. a couple drinks in and theres no stopping the laughter!
3:41 Ik this is a weird thing to mention, and there's no reason I need to mention it, but man I'm always intrigued when I see somebody who (seemingly) has Vitiligo.
I came here to mention that as well. I once attended a summer camp and one of the camp counselors had vitiligo and I was so shocked and confused (I was young) lol. She was really pretty too, so I always wanted to be in her group. Wish I still remembered her name.
"A cardboard coffin is created for the laminate as it is most likely to die after is passes through the hydraulic press"
Coffin Dancers: *It's free real estate*
you.
Fast
Oh my god your everywhere
You really are fast
GET OUT!!
I like how he sneaked even a warhammer 40k joke into a documentary about air hockey.
I like how some of these videos were recommended while I was watching regular How It's Made videos
Dont think I've had the fortune of catching a less-than-ten-minute-old video before!
arcade-y vibes, great vid as always. The storytelling is always on point
Finally, I can learn where to drop the bombs I've been saving so my finger tips can finally get revenge
But why use the bombs there when they are manufactured in China?
"Currently it's set to play the best of Dream Theater"
Imagine ur in an arcade and you hear James Labrie screaming Under A Glass Moon at max volume.
I'd get so hyped
1:54 that wasn't the only thing that died under the hydraulic press...
I love these videos, I used to watch the original how it's made and this is a hilarious spoof of the original. It's awesome!
"Why are you eating my birthday cake?" but no one asks how are you eating my birthday cake...
I was not expecting the sudden jab at Dream Theater, lmao
"holes are drilled so the small man who lives inside and operates the machine can breathe during shipping" LMAOOO IM DEAD
Suggestion: How its acutally made. Huggbees
2:21 I think it’s important to mention she’s using a razor blade wrapped in tape
This was made in a prison, not to worry
Man, I've really missed these.
"Saw dust is balsted out of the grooves, the same way the doctors recommomend you to wash your anus in the shower"
10/10 dialogule lol
That dream theatre joke really kinda hurts. This isnt the first time he dissed my fave band lol
I was in the middle of watching a separate how it's actually made let's go
The scent bird plug was funny enough to be it's own video.
Air hockey was always a magical time as a kid.
Nice vid, btw congrats on 800k!
2:11 Didn't know air hockey worked on ork logic
Dude I was almost scared I watched all how it’s actually made videos thank the lord you’re still making them
Ctrl h is the shortcut to call the companies suicide prevention hotline
I was thinking about Dream Theater and you mentioned it
Seeing ads on this channel its actually quite weird, but the content is godlike so good job
my earth science teacher said "god damnit you absolute failure stop watching huggbees during class"
I've never seen an ad so entraining to watch
@0:23 Andrew and his Dad, confirmed
It’s one of these again finally!!!
Dream theater wrote a song that had 108 time signature changes. Most song stay with one time signature. Only amazing writers and great musicians can write a song like that.
I'll watch anything you upload. Found you on the official podcast years ago and just find your voice soothing
Air Hockey was developed by the mathematician Aere Hahkee
love to see such great sponsors and such a high sub count
1:17 wait there’s a recommended way?
Congrats on 800K subscribers!
My dumbass thinking air hockey came from Canada: 👁👄👁
Good ol airhockey. I hurt my hands so much on that damn disk as a kid when we just slammed against it as hard as we could and it'd ricochet against my hand
Why were you hands on the table then?
Idk about the name of your sponsor, the first thing that comes to mind is “usually birds don’t smell good”
Man your way of explaining is unique & hilarious. Love from Nepal
Oops the factory forgot to mention the magic dust that makes the puck float on the table
Cocaine
So glad you showed back up in my recommendations
4:45 Was someone stealing your content? Is someone is I will try to report as many of those accounts as possible.
Waited for this video to drop man
"Holes are driled so the small man inside can breath while shiping." Wait a minute the child from my basement still has air to live?? I dint give him any till now:/
okay don't panic just yet
how big is the basement and are you still unable to measure the length of the child's enforced visit in weeks
the legend has returned! huzzah, please continue this series. also what is the new video
This is the one channel I watch immediately after a new video is posted
I will never get bored of these
3:32 genuinely the best joke in the video
Dude this channel is so underrated
This cought me of guard. I though it was serious to begin with 😂😂
The reflection in your shades looks like vintage cartoon eyes and I can't unsee it
i'm glad he didn't comment on that one guy's vitiligo
Perfect video also that fact it’s exactly 7 minutes is perfect
Thank you Huggbees.
What would we do without you.
I like the ending of this video, it's very self aware