Erasing Humanity with Trees in Total Warhammer 3
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ก.ค. 2023
- I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees. And the trees...the trees...speak Vietnamese.
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"Orion, those peasants had a family!"
"Yes, they are next."
Wood Elves in a nutshell.
As a wood elf in Morrowind can confirm genocide and cannibalism is expected.
@@Aliyah_666 what's the name of that book, where some merchants are taking their time helping the forest king and en up being sent back as a delicious dinner ?
If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus Is Lord' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. -Romans 10:9
@@guigolum Oh god I can't remember now lol... I'll have to look on that.
Wood elves are NOT friendly do NOT visit the forest.
I am the Lorax, and I speak for the trees. And the trees say to KICK YOUR ASS!
-Orion
I am the lorax, i speak for the trees, and for some reason they speak Vietnamese
I am the Lorax, and the trees can not be harmed, if the Lorax is armed
I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees, and they have decreed that I must break your knees!!
@@NicholasRoch this is way better than my comment, holy shit
@@TheCool_Guy23 last week I was meming around in an mc event and somehow ended up being called the Lorax and was breaking people’s knees. I know all the jokes about it :)
*vegans, They are growing stronger*
Only a *GRASp* of their power
@@OnCoated more like grassp
@@OnCoated"father we have a problem"
"What is it now, son"
*"The trees can walk"*
*"THE FUCK?!?"*
nah bro they ain’t got enough protien
When the trees speak knife ear 😮
Orion be like
"fight for me for free🗿"
the army of trees: "yes my lord🗿"
To be fair, I don't think the Ents, I mean treeman, actually care about money at all.
@@jaspermooren5883 so he just made the game lore accurate then😂
@@jaspermooren5883the money for healing injuries and feeding
@@The_Lute777the prisoners?
@@THECHEESELORD69the trees but i guess because they are magical they don’t need food or medical care but all of the elves do need food and medicine
For anyone unfamiliar with the basic lore of Orion, he's the avatar of _Kurnous, Elven God of the Hunt._ He's also master of the Wild Hunt (in this world), and one of the bigger reasons he doesn't just continuously murder everyone _outside_ of Athel Loren and the other magic forests is because he sometimes listens to Ariel, avatar of Isha, Elven Goddess of Mercy and Healing.
*sometimes**
what is the lore of anti-kleaper
Also the fact that he has to take a nap on the bonfire every "season" (how long a season is is very wibbly wobbly in athel loren)
I'm pretty sure both Ariel and Orion became avatars of their respective gods by going at it inside a magic tree
@@donutlovingwerewolf8837is that cannon or just headcannon?
"Wood elves require skill and micro, and as someone who's played starcraft 2 for 5 years... I have none of that" top tier joke
Treeman doomstack: lol no.
In all seriousness once you understand the concept of “stay out of melee” and “shoot the cavalry first” you can pretty much destroy any army that can’t outrun your archers with impunity. At least until you run out of ammo. However you do have the option of running away and starting another battle with more ammo.
Alternatively if you want lower micro Treekin are some of the best Anvil units (low damage high durability) units in the game while treemen are some of the best non-character unit dualists in the game. Add on the fantastic cavalry and the only thing the welfs don’t have is artillery.
@@simonnachreiner8380 the sisters and their artillery birds would disagree with that last point
This guy does a great GrimKleaper impression. It’s uncanny 😁👍
I don't see it
@@thatdumbass9856me neither
Im legally blind.
@@niceguy1965 I’m illegally blind
@@IliterateAshole based
Hitting a deer with a car is dangerous, getting hit by a deer ridden by an elf is terrifying. Imagine moose cavalry charging you and that’s about 8 times more terrifying
Hitting a car with your deer
@@salmontickler Damn straight, but now I just want to see either some sort of Snow Elf or Kislevite moose cav. Bears are cool and all, but moose cav would be the scariest shit ever. Imagine the moose being trained to lock antlers as they charge…. That’s like a phalanx charging you without the riders! Make the riders bowman and that’s a match made it the coldest, deepest and most horrific level of hell. The place that cav will send their poor victims
Fun fact the Russians tried to make a moose cavalry, it didn't work out because the moose would get scared of the gun noises, and were prone to disease.
@@paleface171 I thought that the Canadians would try that first
@@thetimehascome1958 Nah we tried to make a "seals" team code named B.E.A.V.E.R
Bridge
Eating
Aquatic
Very
Elusive
Rodent.
Which didn't work out to well, the beavers were quite picky with what they put in their mouths. They also were more eager to build dams instead of bridge sabotage, also metal was becoming more popular for building bridges. So we decided to scrap that project, and train Polar Bears to guard our homes, with hockey puck launchers for distant targets. Stale Timbits were not cutting it, trespassers would wear thick coats that were absorbing the impact of the Timbits.
So, a note on how the Elves burned down their own city: The game actually just automatically destroys that settlement after a bit as the Wood Elves so you can colonize it without having to declare war on Alarielle who I believe is also easier to be diplomatic with.
Oh
Yeah, if I'm not wrong, the game spawns a chaos rogue army to attack and raze the settlement. After that, sometimes I see the chaos army die by Alarielles hand (but she doesn't recolonise the settlement) and other times, they remain dormant outside even if you colonise the ruins
Happened in my wood elves also
I played a campaign with the sisters of twilight and I never got that forest cause I didn't go to war with the neverqueen and she never left the settlement
Good to see, that even as some leafy bois, Kleaper still consistently murders the French.
Good
14:48 that voice change when you said "or 10 000" scared the bloody life out of me
yes
"Sarge! The trees, Sarge, they ain't just speakin' Vietnamese no mo'!"
Seeing another kleeper video actually made my week
That’s pathetic. 💀
@@MyNameBubs if you say so
@@MyNameBubsnuh uh
"Orion you can chill out a little, those guys might have families!"
Orion: *throws spears even harder*
"Look what they need to match a fraction of our power!"
- Tomb Kings
As a player thats played more hours in Durthu campaigns than many people have hours in this game this both hurt my soul and made me chuckle
Any tips for early to mid game Druthu campaign? He’s on my next playlist after Arkhan the black
@@renhardhalim Dont be afraid to tresspass in Athel loren, theres going to be some quests that appear for you and the 2 that spawn close to the Minors are battles you can fight 3 times if done manually to confed the minor it spawns near, also look towards treekin and Treemen as your end game armies, i stay away from dragons and elf infantry as, if you dont have a lord that directly buffs them they arnt worth much (except Bladesingers they are decent everywhere). As far as Durthu goes he can be built as both a fighter or a mage but i prefer the fighter while keeping a life mage in the army, hius beast magic is nice but his sword of Daith is a much better spell than flock of doom. As for tactics: if your wanting some range avoid using treeman and treekin as a front line(they get hit by freindly fire more than youd think). If your going Melee stack go in blobs with the mage on eagle AWAY from the fight the life magic is still VERY good(cough cough dwellers below and both heals). Other than that just try to have fun your not gonna win EVERY fight as durthu hes gonna die ALOT for a monster lord but youll get used to it starting out till hes full kit full tree( pun intended)
@groothorty4566
Orion is my favorite campaign and you’re absolutely correct about one thing. Welf friendly fire is HORRENDOUS. Nothing like botching your micro for half a second and watching a friendly unit vanish from five units of way watchers deciding “acceptable losses” Treemen having literal giant hit boxes (recycled code) are even worse at getting obliterated as they take more hits. Truely the most skaven non-skaven faction.
Ah yes Nakari the Tzeentch lord. The well renowned changer of ways.
man I thought nobody else noticed
@@AkaRystik that makes at least 3 of us who noticed
@@rokkraljkolesa9317 Make that 4
@@Dale_Nightkingmake that 5
A yes Nakari the cousin of N'kari
You should play as Drycha because she got aggressive trees
the best elf faction: the one that hates elves more than anyone
Drycha is definitely in my Top 5 campaigns
If there's one dryad that can wipe out humanity AND elfkind (she'd explode if she knew that Malekith is why the Asrai exist in the first place), it's Drycha and the Wargrove of Woe, complete with malevolent dryad, malevolent treekin and treemen, and feral animal doomstacks.
@@opusmagnus26 god i love her
so completely busted OP @@opusmagnus26
Tomg Kings has zero cost units, as well as zero upkeep... i really like how it actually feels like you just unearth an old preexisting empire
beastmen as well
He already did that
Orion's spear throwing against those peasants is like watching a really slow railgun.
"Like this Tzeentch One" *clicks on Slaaneshi faction*
I bought Warhammer to test it out, because you got me into it, and I can't run the 2nd or the 3rd one, but it has been a blast, especially with the Greenskins.
Loved your war hammer videos didn’t know about your second channel, glad to know you’re posting more warhammer videos here
"I am the Lorax, I speak for the tree's. And the tree's agree, you do not need knee's."
The excitement that courses through my veins is indescribable when I see one of your thumbnails
"Huh, that forest wasn't here befor- THWACK
I like Orion basiclly became Senator Armstrong and jump-started economy by declaring war.
"A little war can do wonders for the economy" - Orion (probably)
8:53 as hilarious as these videos are I died a bit inside when he said epitome
12:52 Calling N’kari a Tzeentch faction made me smile.
was so confused by the channel name,but glad to see another banger video from you,literally the best wh content imo
"I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... By force!" - A very woody Kleaper, probably
Hold on...theres more Kleeper? Gawt Dahm that makes me a happy man
Love the Warhammer content
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LOVE YOUR WARHAMMER VIDEOS, THEY MAKE MY DAY THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!
Me, waiting for The Grim Kleaper to upload a video about a legendary lord that isn’t locked behind DLC
🏴☠️
He made a video on Ku'gath who isn't a dlc lord.
There's like 7. Good luck!
Bro has had multiple ARMIES of VOLUNTEERS for most of the video😭
"I am the lorax and i speak for the trees, donate to team trees or I'll break your knees"
Me Smile Now
My favorite part about this channel is I don’t understand anything going on other than there is tomfoolery afoot and that’s all I need to know to enjoy it.
all those warhammer videos from both of your channels are realy entertaining, i even watched some of them twice, great stuff
I'm so glad you took my (and several others') advice to try this one out. It's certainly an experience. When I did it, I broke the game entirely.
I had millions of gold, and the game tried to start the Wood Elf Endgame crisis... but I had confederated all the wood elves previously. So nothing happened when the counter hit zero.
Naturally, with my millions of gold and many free armies, I chose to BECOME the Endgame Crisis for every other faction. RIP world.
Congrats, you have convinced me to purchase my first warhammer game. I can no longer resist the temptation of the trees.
did you have a good time with your family on the vacations, which you mentioned you were going last stream (the muck steam)?
I needed this video today dude.
Thanks bro
The "or ten thousand" part scared the living shit out of me.
the trees can't be harmed if the lorax is armed
Bro they added mrbeast as a faction in warhammer rly cool
Ah, glorious 'namese technology!
OMG i love your Warhammer videos, especially when they are so long like this😄
No wonder it took so long.
Keep it up!
The trees can't be harmed if the lorax is armed
Youre are always welcome in the balkans, we love youre "diplomatic" tactics :)
I love your total war warhammer videos, please keep making them
Always love to watch your videos at work, this one will be next
On your main account but I saw this one so I’ll add it
Man I was thinking this doesn’t feel quite like Kleaper he seems content and peaceful then I read channel name and it all makes sense
So this is the leaf lover experience huh
18:50 i think that the game know in advance that your giant walking tree is going to walk on your war dancers, so the real problem aren't the 32 zombies and 12 bats.
Bro really said
"Say hello to my treeinforcements"
12:59 Classic Pink Tzeentch, the Lord of Deception strikes again!
I never thought kleaper would stoop so low
That's not the kleaper, that's his evil twin anti-kleaper
This is basically the hippie version of a military industrial complex.
God i remember when the main channel was as small as this one, good on you mate, keep it up!
Are we going to ignore him typing wood into the rule 34 website?
No, spread the word
It's just the morning wood
31:07 Quick tip: there’s hot keys to cycle through your armies and cities. Click whatever you want to cycle through and spam the Comma and Period keys.
You earn bonus points if you can watch the camera zoom across the entire map fifteen times in half a second without throwing up.
also, if you go to the province tab, you can see each of your cities that can have buildings built that turn. also, you can enable auto-skill point assignment for each character
Please do a part 2, if you can't or just don't want to then alright. Love your vids and I can't wait to see what this channel has in store
Never played this game but it looks like a ton of fun! I love your videos, you’ve got a really fun personality to watch :)
Woke up and anti kleaper uploaded, it’s gonna be a good day
Did he call n'kari a tzeetch faction
Wake up baby new Kleaper video is live
Man this saves my evening
I found this video randomly and I have never ever played Total Warhammer 3 before so i might not know what the heck is going on, however, If this video is good i will subscribe! :D
sorry about being a nitpicker again but at 12:54 you said "this Tzeentch one" instead "this Slaanesh one"
I must give you my greatest apology. I never meant it to go this far. When I started these shenanigans, I imagined nothing of such a serious matter. I didn't mean to harm your dignity, respect, or honor. But, now that's it's gone this far, I can only do one thing; apologize. So, from the bottom of my intellect, family, pride, and dogs, I give you my strongest and hardiest apology. I hope you could forgive me one day.
The Lorax is no longer necessary
Durthu shall speak for the trees
And they are not happy
Love your war hammer content, thank you! Keep it going please 👊🏻😁
I wish the tree elves would conquer our real world
Please make more videos you are AMAZING
Now we need the chaos boys
Love the vid kleaper
Did he just call N'kari a Tzeentch faction?
Why whenever I watch your videos. You make a video. Why is that
The ents have decided, theyre done with everyones shit
Never played this game, probably never will, but watching you play it is probably the most entertaining thing i can think of
I once had - 1000 with dwarfs, try better smh
Im french i feel offended
Good
Once every blue moon, Kleaper uploads on this channel
You got me into TW3 and ive been completely addicted for a month now! Love the content.
Welcome aboard
When you give to much fertiliser to your plants.
warhammer on the secnod chanel that can be posible!
Trees aren’t gonna do shit when the chaos dwarves start spreading the Industrial Revolution by FORCE
I love this channel, I don't know anything about the game but he is just super entertaining
you're the only streamer i'd watch with popcorn
Nothing like a warhammer video from mister kleeper
Bretonnian Peasant: Ha ha, the trees are speaking tree...
Wait a minute...
THE TREES ARE SPEAKING TREE!!!!
HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABT THIS CHANNEL?? TIME TO BINGE A WHOLE NEW SET OF UR VIDEOS😎
24:31 this wood elf gave me awood
As someone who has played starcraft 2 for like 10 year's can confirm no micro or skills have been learned.
Having personally watched a deer charge headfirst into a speeding car and total said car, they are great cavalry.
Never even heard of this game til I saw your zombie video and now it's on my list so thanks
you should continue this campaign, you've got a great sense of humour
My name is Durthu. I speak for the trees.
AND THE TREES DEMAND BLOOD !!
Should have been titled. "Saving the economy by going to war".
And here I was, going to rewatch how to break the geneva convention. I was not evare of this channel. I've been blessed.